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Lily has always
been one of those people
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who loves their birthday.
Loves it.
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It's my birthday!
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So it's a good thing
she married Marshall.
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It's still my birthday!
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Because he loves planning birthdays.
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Feliz cumpleaņos, baby.
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The theme of this today's
birthday breakfast in bed is...
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"Spanish Interlude"
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And...
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How on Earth did we end up
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in the lyrical rolling hills
of Northern Spain?
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Baby, tonight is going
to be so much fun.
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Just the five of us, black-tie dinner,
and Ted is picking up
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your favorite cognac pumpkin
cheesecake from Edgar's.
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Okay, I am off to run your super secret
birthday errand.
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And I'm taking this guy with me because
I don't like how he's looking at you.
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A new camera!
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Thank you, Marshall.
I love it!
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Well, little bonus:
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I took some naked pictures
of myself before I wrapped it.
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Put a bow on it.
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There wasn't a bow on it.
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Wrong "it."
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Thank you, honey. I'm going to get some
great shots of our little group with.
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Now, kids, you've seen your Aunt Lily's
photo albums: leather bound,
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acid free paper,
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adorable handwritten captions.
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And most importantly,
the group shot.
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Cute photo, right, kids?
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What you don't see is what happened
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ten seconds
before this picture was taken.
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I want to get
the perfect group shot.
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Marshall, sit between
Barney and Robin.
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Why?
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You know, light,
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color, balance, aperture...
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You're just saying camera words.
Wait, you don't want Barney and me
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to look like a couple
in this picture, do you?
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Of course I don't!
You two aren't going to last!
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- I'm going for timeless here.
- How dare you?
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- That is so rude!
- It's true.
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Totally true, we're running
on fumes here, but still rude.
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We hated Lily's group shots.
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Okay, maybe I get a little bossy,
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but I just want
to remember those times.
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Like tonight.
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I can't imagine
a better birthday than,
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than being here with just
my four best friends.
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And Ted's here now.
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Happy birthday!
This is Amanda.
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And Amanda...
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Ted, you were supposed
to bring a cheesecake,
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but instead you brought two grocery bags
and a woman we've never seen before.
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Hi. I'm Marshall.
Welcome to our home.
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Start talking.
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Amanda's going to make
Lily a cake. She's a chef.
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We met when I was at a restaurant
last week and I sent some soup back.
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Lucky, she's got such pretty hair
I didn't mind eating a little bit of it.
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They call me "The Shedder" at work.
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I'm so glad you're
making my birthday cake!
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In honor of Lily's 32nd birthday,
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I've got a lot of great games
planned, starting with...
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"Lil-ial Pursuit."
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Okay, who's got number one?
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I do.
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Of course you do.
Okay, Amanda goes first.
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32 seconds on the clock
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to answer as many questions
as possible.
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And...
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Go! Question one:
What is Lily's favorite color?
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Well, she's wearing pink,
so I'm going to say pink.
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That's Robin.
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Her...
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favorite color is...
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elbow.
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I believe Ted was mouthing
the word "yellow."
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Which also would have been wrong.
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This game is called
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"Gilding The Lily."
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- Nice.
- Thank you.
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You've all written down your favorite
things about the birthday girl.
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And Lilypad,
you guess who wrote what.
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"Lily makes everyone in her life,
from her friends to her students..."
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She's a kindergarten teacher
that's what he means by that.
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"... feel loved. She makes the best
oatmeal raisin cookies ever,
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can recite
every line from Goonies..."
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She saw Goonies in the theater
right after her parents separated.
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After that,
she had real trouble trusting people...
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"She's the strongest person
I've ever met.
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"I can't imagine
my life without her.
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I love you, Lily."
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Of course it was me.
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That's so sweet.
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Lily, you try to guess
who wrote this.
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"You seem really nice."
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I'm going to guess Amanda.
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That was me.
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And I meant every word.
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Well, I should get back
to that cake.
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Let me know if you need anything.
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Quick!
Let's do the photo!
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Everybody around the fireplace.
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Hang on, I'll let Amanda know.
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That's okay. She's busy in the kitchen.
Let's not bother her. Come on.
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Hang on a second.
You...
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You don't want Amanda in the photo.
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It's just, you know,
auto-focus, shutter speed, zoom...
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Lily, what's going on?
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Who wants a party hat?
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Look, I'm a bird!
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Let's all be birds.
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Tell me the truth.
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Of course not. I'm not going
to let another one of your dumb skanks
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ruin my precious memories.
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Lily, what are you talking about?
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Ted, you always do this.
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You bring girls that we barely know
to all our big group events.
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- I do not.
- Really?
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Well, let's just take a little walk
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down Random Skank Lane.
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Or, we could just keep on
a-strolling down
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Best Birthday Ever Avenue.
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Do I get a vote?
Skank Lane! Skank Lane!
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Guys, I've composed a song
for the evening.
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Follow along.
The chorus goes like this:
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Happy, happy Lily day!
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Christmas morning, four years ago.
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Our first Christmas together,
just the five of us.
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Here's
another fun little trivia game.
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It's called Name That Bitch.
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It is San...
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Wrong. You're thinking of Santa,
'cause it was Christmas.
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Fun fact, each year,
my mother has Easter tea
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with her friend Bunny.
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Not that fun.
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I remember her name.
It's Sarah.
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Close.
It's Leilani.
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She just had to come to Christmas
because you said,
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"Guys, she might be the one."
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And she's not the only
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"might be the one."
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New Year's Eve, 2007.
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Barney, Lily, Robin, Ted, Marshall
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and "She's the One" Emily.
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Robin's Uncle Cecil's funeral.
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Marshall, Lily,
Robin, Barney, Ted and...
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"this just proves you find the one
when you're not looking" Isabel.
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My appendix surgery.
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Robin, Marshall,
Barney, Lily, Ted, and...
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Well, this one you admitted
you were just trying to bang.
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Respect.
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Remember this yoga instructor
you brought to my last birthday?
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... you!
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Thanks.
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You won't believe who just came in.
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Don't look!
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Why aren't you looking?
It's Slash from Guns N' Roses!
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Group shot!
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And we got it.
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We got a picture with Slash
on my birthday.
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Awesome, right?
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We know how this ends.
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Wrong!
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You know what's funny about it?
He was grabbing my ass.
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- Really? He was grabbing my ass, too.
- He was grabbing my ass, too.
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How many hands does he have?
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No wonder
he's such a good guitarist.
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I'm sorry dude,
I thought that you were Lily.
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Wait, look at these pictures again.
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Barney has the same pose
in each shot
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and these are, like, years apart.
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Yes, about that,
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I never take a bad picture.
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Never have, never will.
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There has to be
a bad picture of you.
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Not one.
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The elementary school?
Everyone has bad pictures from school.
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Not the Barnacle.
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I always look
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drop dead, stone cold amazing.
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Unlike Marshall,
who just looks dead, stoned and cold.
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He was right, kids.
Marshall does a lot of things well,
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but he does not take a good picture.
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They're not all bad, okay?
Like...
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Here, look at this one.
My eyes are open.
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You did put a bow on it.
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Chip and dip?
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Sure.
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Got it!
A bad picture.
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Is it though?
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Wait!
You were eating a chip!
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Where's the chip?
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It is physically impossible for me
to take a bad picture.
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I don't know why.
Ask God.
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I'm sorry about Amanda.
I'm going to say it.
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You are being a birthday brat.
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You're all bent out of shape just 'cause
you think I ruined a couple pictures.
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These girls have ruined
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so many events,
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or are you forgetting Paris?
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What happened in Paris?
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It was junior year
and I was studying abroad in Paris,
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and I hadn't seen Marshall
for two months.
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Two months.
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And I had just started having sex.
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I wasn't ready
to stop for two months.
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And Marshall was coming
to visit over spring break.
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And at the last minute,
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Ted decided to come
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with the girl he had just
gotten back together with, Karen.
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Karen.
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I am so excited you're here.
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I'm so excited to go to Paris.
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I'm so excited to have sex again.
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But just before
the plane took off...
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Wait,
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I want to tell you something.
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Really?
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'Cause I think I want to tell you
the same thing.
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Is your thing, I had sex with
my philosophy professor last night?
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'Cause that's my thing.
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And thus began the longest seven
and a half hours of Marshall's life.
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- When I picked them up at the airport.
- Ted broke up with me.
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I need to sleep in your room
this week.
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Marshall can bunk with Ted.
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Two months!
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My balls were bleu! Bleu!
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This will come as no shock,
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but the rest of the trip
was terrible.
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And all I wanted was
a romantic kiss picture
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in front of the Eiffel Tower,
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which I actually did get.
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It just happened to be between
Karen and Francois,
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our waiter from the day before.
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Wow, that's just awful.
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Just...
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Oopsies! I dropped my phone.
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- You picking it up for me?
- Sure.
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Smile, you son of a bitch!
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Got it!
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Did you, though?
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Wait. How do you do that?
You weren't even standing up!
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The camera loves me, Robin.
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More than loves me.
The camera lusts after me.
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The camera wants to put
on some nice lingerie,
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pop in an Al Green CD,
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dim the lights and do all the work
while I lie
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there with my eyes closed.
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I'm sorry about Paris and
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all the ruined group shots,
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but when you're single,
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you got to hope that each next new girl
is the one.
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- Erin. Irene. And Sarah.
- Emily. Or Isabel.
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It's Leilani.
What is wrong with you?
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At the time, yes, I thought each
of these girls could be the one,
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but I got to stay hopeful.
What's the alternative?
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Here's the alternative.
How about
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no more random skanks
at my birthday!
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Hey, sweetie!
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Do you guys have a cooling rack?
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Drawer under the oven.
Can't wait. You're just the best!
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Ted, I'm sorry.
I gonna have to agree with Lily on this.
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These kind of events
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are hard for a new person.
That's why I didn't bring Don tonight.
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When I lived in Japan,
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this guy, for our third date,
brought me to his brother's wedding.
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Now, I a total stranger,
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am in that Japanese couple's wedding
picture for all eternity.
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Yeah, Ted,
I think you should listen to Robin.
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Right, right, 'cause...
'cause Robin's your best friend.
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- Exactly.
- Your best friend in the whole world.
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- Absolutely.
- Careful, Lily. It's a trap.
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And before she was your best friend,
what was she?
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Oh, that's right.
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One of my random skanks.
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Yes, Ted.
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This particular skank...
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... happened to work out,
but she's the skanky exception,
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- not the skanky rule.
- I'm crying a little bit.
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Hey, guys, that about wraps up
this whole skank conversation.
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Let's get back to the birthday song!
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Barney, your part goes like this.
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She's cute.
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She's cute.
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She's cute.
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I bring girls
to these events because
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you guys are important to me.
You're my family.
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Your part goes like this.
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And nice.
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And nice.
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And also nice!
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Yes. We're a family.
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So why can't these events
ever just be us?
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Like the time we celebrated
Marshall passing the bar exam.
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Hey, guys.
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This is the disgusting,
smelly hippie I'm dating.
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I did not say that!
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You might as well have.
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00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:26,709
Hey, guys.
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This is Strawberry.
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Should we order more food?
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No, Strawberry's not eating.
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Let's all raise a glass.
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For the last three years,
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Marshall has been working so hard,
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and I am so proud of you.
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Meat is murder!
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I admit it.
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Strawberry was a mistake.
How could I have known that going in?
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Her name was Strawberry.
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If it's a big deal, Amanda doesn't have
to be in the photo.
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But I promise she's not gonna ruin
your birthday. Just give her a chance.
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See, look, guys.
We're all friends again!
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Now let's work on those harmonies.
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Happy happy Lily day!
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Happy happy Lily day...
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All done.
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I hope you like it.
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"Happy 42nd birthday,
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" Lori."
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Kids, you know how I've told you about
Lily's "you're dead to me" look.
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That expression she gets just before
she explodes in white-hot rage?
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00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:38,231
Well,
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this wasn't it.
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But this was Marshall's.
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"42nd"?
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Does this
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hot piece of ass look 42 to you?
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Or!
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Or
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does she look like her name is Lori?
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- No, Marshall, it's okay.
- No, Lily, it's not okay. Ted,
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get this stranger out of my house!
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I am so sorry.
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Out!
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Happy, happy Lily day.
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Happy, happy Lily day
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00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:31,239
Well...
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Amanda refused to come back.
She thinks you guys hate her.
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Marshall, you have to go apologize.
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00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:39,023
You ruin Lily's birthday
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and you want me to apologize?
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00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:43,259
If anything,
you should apologize to me.
348
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:44,835
What are you talking about?
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Ted, you bring girls
to these intimate events
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it makes them think
that things are serious.
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And then when you break up with them,
you know who they turn to?
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00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:55,729
Me. I've been
your girlfriend cleanup crew for years.
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February, 2005.
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I had just come back from a marathon
study session at the law library.
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00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,230
Hey, Natalie, where's, where's Ted?
356
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:05,743
We broke up...
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00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:07,770
again!
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00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:13,091
Won't you sit with me for
a little while?
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Just sit?
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00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:18,077
Man, you know what?
I've been up for, like, 36 hours.
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00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:23,082
Just for a few minutes.
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00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,159
And at first,
I was completely sympathetic.
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00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,460
But damn it, Ted, over the years,
you made me cynical.
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00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,356
You know what?
I'm going to go get us some Rocky Road,
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00:17:38,481 --> 00:17:41,418
and we're just going to sit here
and talk it out until it makes sense.
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00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:44,594
I just thought
we had something so special,
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00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:45,742
you know?
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00:17:46,656 --> 00:17:48,027
Me, too. Yeah.
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00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:51,074
But, you know,
life goes on, sweetheart.
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I don't know how I'm going
to put my life back together after this.
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00:17:55,112 --> 00:17:56,733
Oh, shut up.
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I'm sorry my search for true love
has been such an inconvenience
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to you guys.
You know what?
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00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:06,876
Maybe your precious pictures would look
a lot better if I wasn't in them.
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00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:09,420
Look better if Marshall
weren't in them. Cheap shot.
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00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:10,838
Cheap shot.
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00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,027
You know what these pictures are, Lily?
They're a big, fat lie.
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00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,115
They're posed.
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00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,970
They're touched up. They're what you
want our life to be, not what it is.
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00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:19,958
- That's not true!
- Oh, yeah?
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00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:23,142
Look at this one.
Halloween, two years ago.
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00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,103
You got in a fight 'cause
you didn't want to dress up as penguins.
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00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,438
It's not just that she didn't want to.
It's that she called penguins "lame."
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00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,692
Penguins.
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00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:33,605
And yet, here you are,
smiling like nothing's wrong,
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00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,196
completely phony.
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00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,764
Robin's birthday, three years ago.
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00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:41,994
Robin had a cold and you made her change
out of her pajama's for the picture.
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00:18:42,212 --> 00:18:44,830
And then you pinched my cheeks
to get some color in them.
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00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:46,685
Yeah, but you look pretty.
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00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:50,211
And then,
we all ate chocolate cake in my bed.
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00:18:51,284 --> 00:18:53,964
- Actually, that was a nice night.
- Yeah, it was.
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00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:55,632
Yeah, I guess it was.
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00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,987
Hey, look at this one.
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00:18:58,902 --> 00:19:01,806
This is the first picture the three
of us ever took together.
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00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:03,315
That's right. It was.
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00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:05,692
Yeah, you remember how it happened?
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00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:07,431
Okay, ready?
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00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:08,437
Wait.
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00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:10,783
What pose should we do?
Buddy cop picture?
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00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:14,827
What about, '80s sitcom
402
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,275
about two roommates
who never agree on anything?
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00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:18,447
Nice.
404
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,685
Okay, one, two...
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00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:25,079
Hi, Marshall.
Ready for the movie?
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00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,326
Yeah. Just a second though, okay?
We're about to make history.
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00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:30,963
We're about to take
our first ever roommate picture.
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00:19:31,385 --> 00:19:33,170
Why don't you get in the picture,
too?
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00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:34,296
Really?
410
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:36,402
What you doing, Ted?
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00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:38,676
- What if we break up?
- What if you don't?
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00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:41,429
Come on.
413
00:19:45,991 --> 00:19:47,596
I forgot all about that.
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00:19:48,112 --> 00:19:50,455
Marshall and I had just been dating
a few weeks
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00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:53,725
and you invited me into the picture.
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00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,104
I liked you.
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00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,535
- We have to get Amanda back.
- Really?
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00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,055
Ted, you believed in me.
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00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,965
It's my turn to believe in you.
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00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:04,238
For all I know, she's the one.
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00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:05,870
Thanks, Lil.
422
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,984
I think Lori's age
has made her very wise.
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00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:12,465
They say your forties are when
you really get to know yourself.
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00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,963
So, your Aunt Lily called Amanda.
425
00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:17,965
All right, people, gather around.
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00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:19,448
Let's make a memory.
427
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,967
Okay, Marshall.
Marshall, try this.
428
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:24,486
Keep your eyes closed
until the last second,
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00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:26,348
and when I say so, open them.
430
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:29,854
- Barney, it's a hole in your jacket?
- What? Where?
431
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:31,870
Now, Marshall!
432
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:34,049
Damn it!
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00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,118
Name that bitch.
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00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:42,881
Birth... a?
435
00:20:43,006 --> 00:20:43,954
Bertha?
436
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,034
No, it was my birthday.
437
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,168
Your brain makes associations
in a very obvious way.
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00:20:49,694 --> 00:20:50,711
All right, people.
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00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,892
Gather around.
Let's make a memory.
440
00:20:54,907 --> 00:20:56,314
What's in this dip you made?
441
00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:57,966
'Cause it tastes like...
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00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,325
cilantro.
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00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,204
And
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00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,982
you know that cilantro makes me...
445
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,490
Yes