1 00:00:01,916 --> 00:00:04,247 Kids, sometimes when you're about to give up 2 00:00:04,249 --> 00:00:06,762 on your love life forever for the 17th time, 3 00:00:07,171 --> 00:00:09,155 destiny intervenes. 4 00:00:09,488 --> 00:00:12,739 Instead of rushing in, I took my time 5 00:00:12,741 --> 00:00:14,457 to think up the perfect opening line. 6 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:17,911 Wait, no, damn it, come back! You're really... 7 00:00:17,913 --> 00:00:19,997 You're pretty! 8 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:21,248 And before I could call out after her, 9 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:22,616 in any kind of embarrassing way 10 00:00:22,618 --> 00:00:24,835 that a bunch of teenagers made fun of for the next five stops 11 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:26,803 while I stared straight ahead and pretended not to hear them, 12 00:00:26,805 --> 00:00:28,055 she was gone. 13 00:00:28,057 --> 00:00:31,224 But here's the thing about Ted Mosby: 14 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:32,476 he doesn't give up. 15 00:00:32,478 --> 00:00:34,127 Stalker Ted alert. 16 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:35,562 Repeat, Stalker Ted alert. 17 00:00:35,564 --> 00:00:37,648 Already has a yellow legal pad going. 18 00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:39,766 Repeat, already has a yellow legal pad going. 19 00:00:39,768 --> 00:00:41,234 I'm not stalking. 20 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:42,986 I just jotted down a few details 21 00:00:42,988 --> 00:00:44,154 to help me find her. 22 00:00:44,156 --> 00:00:45,489 Uh, like the fact 23 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:47,357 that her smile was cute, 24 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:48,492 but a bit crooked, 25 00:00:48,494 --> 00:00:50,310 which can be a sign of teeth grinding. 26 00:00:50,312 --> 00:00:51,995 So I called up the city's 27 00:00:51,997 --> 00:00:53,246 top five TMJ specialists, 28 00:00:53,248 --> 00:00:55,666 and here's where it gets interesting. 29 00:00:55,668 --> 00:00:57,167 Not interesting, Ted, creepy. 30 00:00:57,169 --> 00:00:58,168 Let her go. 31 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,319 No, this is destiny. 32 00:00:59,321 --> 00:01:01,672 No, Ted, this is forcing it. 33 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:05,008 When Lily and I met, I mean, that was destiny. 34 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:06,826 She could've knocked on any door 35 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:08,261 to find someone to fix her stereo, 36 00:01:08,263 --> 00:01:09,680 but she knocked on mine. 37 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:14,935 Now hand over the pad. 38 00:01:17,505 --> 00:01:19,139 Ted... 39 00:01:20,007 --> 00:01:21,508 And the backup pad. 40 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,610 They were right. 41 00:01:23,612 --> 00:01:25,445 You can't force destiny. 42 00:01:25,447 --> 00:01:27,013 If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. 43 00:01:28,734 --> 00:01:30,233 And funny story, kids... 44 00:01:30,235 --> 00:01:31,868 Oh, my God. 45 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,153 It's you. 46 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:35,038 ...it happened. 47 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,040 ♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x15 ♪ P.S. I Love You Original Air Date on February 4, 2013 48 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:44,065 == sync, corrected by elderman == 49 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,110 Subway Girl's name is Jeanette, 50 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,346 and she does grind her teeth. 51 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,681 I assume that started the moment she met you? 52 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,984 Uh, well, the fact is 53 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,653 she wanted to find me. 54 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,871 The first thing I did 55 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,323 was list out all the details 56 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,624 I remembered about you. 57 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,626 Is... is that a yellow legal pad? 58 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,693 Yeah. 59 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,028 I've even got a backup. 60 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,330 Oh, my God. 61 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,031 You had a tweed blazer 62 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,466 and chalk all over your hands, 63 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,051 so I figured you were either a professor 64 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,753 or a British gymnast. 65 00:02:17,755 --> 00:02:20,722 I'm bloody good on the pommel 'orse. 66 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,309 Regrettin' this accent. 67 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,178 Can't seem to stop. 68 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,729 So then I asked the lady at the student center 69 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,181 where I could find the youngest, 70 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,849 cutest professor on staff. 71 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:31,933 And...? 72 00:02:31,935 --> 00:02:33,402 She sent me to a physics class. 73 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:35,237 Professor Leyborne? 74 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,522 I wonder if she'd think Dr. Goodhair was so cute 75 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,075 if she knew he hasn't been published in over a year? 76 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,326 Then she sent me here, 77 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,611 but the security guard wouldn't let me in 78 00:02:42,613 --> 00:02:43,945 without an ID. 79 00:02:43,947 --> 00:02:45,197 I was about to give up 80 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,032 when the fire alarm just sent you out. 81 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,700 It was like... 82 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,818 Destiny. 83 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,286 Right? Right? 84 00:02:51,288 --> 00:02:52,587 It's a meet-cute. 85 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,672 It's a stalk-crazy. 86 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,690 Look... 87 00:02:54,692 --> 00:02:55,941 there's a fine line 88 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,377 between love and insanity. 89 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,277 It's... 90 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,546 the Dobler-Dahmer theory. 91 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:02,931 Oh, no... 92 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,566 - Damn, I always forget the little one. - All right. 93 00:03:04,568 --> 00:03:06,718 If both people are into each other, 94 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,804 a big romantic gesture works. 95 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:11,473 Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box 96 00:03:11,475 --> 00:03:13,642 outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. 97 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:14,976 But if one person 98 00:03:14,978 --> 00:03:16,111 isn't into the other, 99 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,647 the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, 100 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:20,399 or Dahmer. 101 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,783 Now, Marshall, the story of 102 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,286 how you asked out Lily is super sweet. 103 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,272 ♪ Lily, how you thrill me 104 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:29,124 ♪ But it may just even kill me 105 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,126 ♪ If you do not say "I will-y" 106 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,044 ♪ To this question 107 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:38,884 ♪ Will you go out with me? 108 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,803 I will-y. 109 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,221 Dobler. 110 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,990 But if Lily wasn't into you? 111 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,142 ♪ Lily, how you thrill me 112 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,311 ♪ But it might just even kill me ♪ 113 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,480 ♪ If you do not say "I will-y" 114 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,398 ♪ To this question 115 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,736 ♪ Will you go out with me? 116 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,323 Dahmer. 117 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,442 Whether a gesture's charming or alarming 118 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,143 depends on how it's received. 119 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:08,146 And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me, 120 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,081 hence... she's a Dobler. 121 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,150 Don't you think it's a little convenient 122 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:15,487 how that fire alarm happened to randomly go off? 123 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,705 What are you saying? 124 00:04:16,707 --> 00:04:18,507 Ted, does she have enormous cans? 125 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,375 No. Then what we're saying is 126 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:21,993 she's a crazy stalker bitch who pulled that fire alarm 127 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,428 and you should run screaming. 128 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,379 You know what? 129 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:25,330 I-I don't think 130 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,798 that we should be so cavalier 131 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,216 with the word "stalker." 132 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:30,302 Why does that word bother you so much? 133 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,553 Doesn't bother me. 134 00:04:31,555 --> 00:04:34,306 Wait... do you have a stalker? 135 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:36,892 I don't want to talk about this. 136 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:37,943 What do you mean? 137 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,277 As your fiancé, if you have 138 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,313 some psycho stalker out there, I should know. 139 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,614 It was me. 140 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,982 I was a stalker. 141 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,734 It was back in Canada. 142 00:04:45,736 --> 00:04:47,235 I liked a guy 143 00:04:47,237 --> 00:04:50,021 and he didn't like me, and... 144 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,523 well, I got a little obsessed. 145 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,292 I'd fill up my journals all about him, 146 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,461 and eventually there may have been 147 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,531 a teensy-weensy 50-meter restraining order. 148 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,699 50 meters? 149 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:02,717 That's like... 150 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,719 four years. 151 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,471 Wow. 152 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,557 You must have been a total nutbag. 153 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:09,541 I wasn't. 154 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,542 Ted is right, 155 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,676 there is a fine line. 156 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,595 Anyone can cross it and get obsessed. 157 00:05:13,597 --> 00:05:15,730 Yeah, if you're a total nutbag. 158 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,351 Now, uh... who's the guy? 159 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,769 I'm not telling you until you admit 160 00:05:20,771 --> 00:05:22,187 that this can happen to anybody. 161 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,221 I'm not admitting that. 162 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,439 Fine. Forget it. I'm not telling you. 163 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:25,740 Fine. Forgotten. 164 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:37,586 "You are so beautiful. 165 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,903 "Why can't you see me? 166 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:41,456 "Someday, I'll make you see me 167 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,375 "and we'll be together. 168 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,793 "P.S. I love you. 169 00:05:45,795 --> 00:05:47,796 "P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you. 170 00:05:47,798 --> 00:05:49,548 "P.S. I love you. 171 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,299 "P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you. 172 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:54,419 P.S. I love you, you, you." 173 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,104 This is "ridikilus." 174 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,223 Who cares who she was obsessed with? 175 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:01,593 What, am I gonna go to Canada and track this guy down? 176 00:06:02,311 --> 00:06:04,029 Thankfully, 177 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,647 unlike Uncle Barney, I wasn't the kind of guy 178 00:06:05,649 --> 00:06:07,432 to fixate on one little detail. 179 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,200 That fire alarm-- did you pull it? 180 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,535 Ugh... 181 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,870 This is embarrassing. 182 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,706 I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... 183 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,074 I'd come so far, 184 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,710 only to be sent packing by that security guard, 185 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,462 and... well... 186 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:24,883 I'm sorry. 187 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,301 I just couldn't stand the idea 188 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,785 of not meeting you. 189 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,754 Could not 190 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,474 stand the idea 191 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,142 of not meeting me. 192 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,510 Was it a little 193 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:37,979 over the top to pull that fire alarm? Perhaps. 194 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:39,814 But it charmed me. 195 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,900 Hence... Dobler. 196 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,352 Aha! You see? 197 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:46,021 People don't put fire alarms 198 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:48,657 out in front lobbies for just anyone to prank pull. 199 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,108 They put smoke detectors 200 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,526 up on the ceiling. 201 00:06:51,528 --> 00:06:53,244 Hold on. 202 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,447 I'm beginning to think that you guys didn't come here 203 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,998 to see my new lectern. 204 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,618 Are you implying Jeanette started a fire? 205 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,702 Dahmer. 206 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:02,304 Dobler. 207 00:07:02,306 --> 00:07:03,672 She's John Cusack, 208 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,040 I'm Ione Skye, 209 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:07,325 and there is nothing weird about that. 210 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,714 Gordie Bellavoh. 211 00:07:12,716 --> 00:07:14,549 Thanks again for the free donuts, eh? 212 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:17,168 So, you up here visiting family? 213 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,354 No. I'm not Canadian. 214 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,306 Not even a quarter Canadian on my father's side. 215 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,641 Shut up. 216 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,726 We're not talking "aboot" me-- 217 00:07:24,728 --> 00:07:27,696 about me. Whoa. 218 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,064 How long did you and Robin date? 219 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:31,116 Well, it wasn't really dating. 220 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,284 We'd take a sixer of Labatts behind the hydro plant 221 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,287 and she'd let me go under her parka over turtleneck. 222 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,456 Summer love. 223 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,126 Was Robin obsessed with you? 224 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,043 No. 225 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,244 No. 226 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:44,496 Robin was way more into this guy named... 227 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,414 Turk Grimsby. 228 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:49,000 I hear Robin was obsessed with you? 229 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,835 No. We only went out a few times, 230 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:51,803 barely knew each other. 231 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,138 All we talked about 232 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,723 was her relationship with her mother, 233 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,424 the gnawing feelings of inadequacy, 234 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:59,010 all the horrible secrets on that side of the family. 235 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,878 But heck, you're her fiancé. 236 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,213 You know all that, right? 237 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,881 Yeah. 238 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,049 Robin was 239 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,218 way more into this other guy. 240 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:10,071 Can't seem to remember his name. 241 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,189 Though sometimes a powdered jelly 242 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,890 can help get the old noodle going. 243 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,561 Ah... 244 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,029 His name's... 245 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,664 Simon Tremblay. 246 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,032 I should have known. 247 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,066 Eh. 248 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,251 Thanks for the free donuts. 249 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,569 They're just donuts! 250 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,738 Okay? They're like two for a loonie-- dollar. 251 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,922 What's happening? 252 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,742 Oh, somebody moosed down all the jellies. 253 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,411 Have you been hanging out with Turk Grimsby? 254 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,431 So how serious were you and Robin? 255 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,267 Well, serious enough to pop the question. 256 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,385 Wow. Really? 257 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,586 Yeah, sure. 258 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,188 Got down on one goalie pad, 259 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,639 I said, "Robin, 260 00:08:44,641 --> 00:08:47,642 could we keep dating but I get to stick it to other babes?" 261 00:08:47,644 --> 00:08:48,977 Turned me down. 262 00:08:48,979 --> 00:08:50,895 I'm so sorry. 263 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:51,896 Oh, that's okay. 264 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,982 I really wanted to stick it to Louise Marsh. 265 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,202 Still, as the years pass, 266 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,704 and you take stock of your life, 267 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,940 part of me wishes I could've kept sticking it to Robin, too. 268 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,211 So are you the one that Robin stalked? 269 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,447 Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup. 270 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,633 What in God's name is that? 271 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,184 Only Canada's Super Bowl. 272 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,219 Didn't you ever see 273 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,670 Underneath the Tunes 274 00:09:15,672 --> 00:09:16,888 on MuchMusic? 275 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,223 Again, I have to go with: 276 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,809 what in God's name is that? 277 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,461 It's only Canada's VH1 Behind the Music. 278 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,463 There's one all about Robin Sparkles. 279 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,600 Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed. 280 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:35,273 Are you gonna take your...? 281 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:40,417 Kids, relationships are built on trust. 282 00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:42,082 So unlike Uncle Barney, 283 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:43,900 I wasn't gonna keep digging and digging... 284 00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:45,202 Did you start a fire? 285 00:09:45,536 --> 00:09:47,187 Ugh... 286 00:09:47,189 --> 00:09:49,189 This is embarrassing. 287 00:09:49,191 --> 00:09:51,792 I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... 288 00:09:52,683 --> 00:09:54,182 I'd come so far, 289 00:09:54,184 --> 00:09:56,785 only to be sent packing by that security guard, 290 00:09:56,787 --> 00:09:58,186 and... well... 291 00:10:00,544 --> 00:10:01,878 I'm sorry. 292 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,396 I just couldn't stand the idea 293 00:10:03,398 --> 00:10:05,398 of not meeting you. 294 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,883 Could not 295 00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:08,918 stand the idea 296 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,337 of not meeting me. 297 00:10:11,339 --> 00:10:12,538 She set a fire, Ted! 298 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,773 Dahmer. 299 00:10:13,775 --> 00:10:14,924 You're just jealous 'cause Lily 300 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:16,092 never burned anything for you. 301 00:10:16,094 --> 00:10:17,810 Clearly you never tried her pot roast. 302 00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:20,096 I actually brought this 303 00:10:20,098 --> 00:10:21,347 for something totally different, 304 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:22,415 but it worked out, right? 305 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:23,599 Okay, anyway, 306 00:10:23,601 --> 00:10:24,500 here's my thing. 307 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:26,102 Ladies and gentlemen, 308 00:10:26,104 --> 00:10:28,137 I have in my back pocket 309 00:10:28,139 --> 00:10:29,856 the answer to the question 310 00:10:29,858 --> 00:10:32,458 "Who was Robin obsessed with?" 311 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,394 Hang on tight. 312 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:37,146 It's Robin Sparkles 4, y'all! 313 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,678 With her jelly bracelets, graffiti coat, 314 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,379 and totally rad robot, no one 315 00:10:53,381 --> 00:10:57,333 symbolized the 1990s in Canada like Robin Sparkles. 316 00:10:57,335 --> 00:11:00,453 But as we'd all learn one heartbreaking Grey Cup Sunday, 317 00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:03,056 Canada's sweetheart had a dark side. 318 00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,807 I'll never forget that moment. 319 00:11:04,809 --> 00:11:07,260 A little piece of Canada died that day. 320 00:11:07,262 --> 00:11:09,028 To see her throw her life away like that... 321 00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:12,432 ...it was heartbreaking. 322 00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:14,083 I am so happy right now. 323 00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:16,827 I want to see her throw her life away so badly. 324 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:17,776 Yeah. 325 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,377 We're all terrible people-- turn it up. 326 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,830 Sparkles' hit records... 327 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:28,351 ...both went maple with "Mall" eventually going double maple. 328 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:31,088 I never admitted this till now, but before a big game, 329 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,390 I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" 330 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,142 and get a good cry on. 331 00:11:35,698 --> 00:11:37,414 I'm not ashamed. 332 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:41,352 But after endless touring, Robin started to crack. 333 00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:43,287 Who doesn't love the mall? 334 00:11:43,289 --> 00:11:46,740 Shopping with your friends and... 335 00:11:46,742 --> 00:11:49,660 I can't do this. 336 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:52,830 Get this out of my face, please. 337 00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:54,698 Thank you, pardon me, thanks, sorry. 338 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:58,352 Even when Canadians are mean, they're polite. 339 00:11:58,354 --> 00:12:01,221 Her record producer Chuck "Chuck" Gerusi. 340 00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:03,173 Robin Sparkles was big. 341 00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:06,226 Gino Vannelli big, who I discovered by the way. 342 00:12:07,245 --> 00:12:08,262 Robin's next song, 343 00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:10,864 "P.S. I Love You," was so dark 344 00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,650 Dominant Records refused to release it. 345 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:15,853 Few have ever seen the long-lost music video, 346 00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:17,221 but we found it. 347 00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:22,209 ♪ You, you're beautiful 348 00:12:22,211 --> 00:12:24,595 ♪ On your pedestal 349 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:26,563 ♪ I see you 350 00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:28,699 ♪ You don't see me 351 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:31,502 ♪ Am I just too young 352 00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:34,254 ♪ Or just too dumb 353 00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:38,542 ♪ Or maybe just too grungy 354 00:12:38,544 --> 00:12:40,711 ♪ And I'm wearing my flannel and I'm thinking of you ♪ 355 00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:41,829 ♪ I lace up my boots 356 00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:43,280 ♪ And I'm thinking of you... 357 00:12:43,282 --> 00:12:44,798 This is the most 358 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,533 1990s music video of all time. 359 00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:48,385 All it needs is a shirtless old man 360 00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:50,204 in black and white for no reason. 361 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:55,658 ♪ I'll never move on, it'll always be you ♪ 362 00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:57,524 ♪ Every guy that I'm with, I'll be thinking of you ♪ 363 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:01,712 ♪ If I get married, he'll always be second to you ♪ 364 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,163 That's got to feel good. 365 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:07,067 ♪ I'll always be waiting for you ♪ 366 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,753 ♪ P.S. I love you. 367 00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:14,323 In 1996, we booked the halftime show for the Grey Cup. 368 00:13:14,325 --> 00:13:15,692 Huge gig. 369 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,860 We're talking Ivor Wynne Stadium in Hamilton, 370 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:20,780 just outside of Guelph. 371 00:13:20,782 --> 00:13:23,683 It doesn't get any bigger than that. 372 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,551 Hello, Canada. 373 00:13:25,553 --> 00:13:27,987 I'm Robin Sparkles. 374 00:13:27,989 --> 00:13:29,639 Oh. 375 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:34,127 Actually... 376 00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:37,096 I was Robin Sparkles. 377 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,698 The whole stadium went silent. 378 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,818 Right then, I knew something terrible was gonna happen. 379 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,203 My stomach started churning. 380 00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:47,090 But Robin Sparkles is dead. 381 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:50,476 All I could hear was Paul Shaffer's stomach growling. 382 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,179 Stress goes to my stomach-- sue me. 383 00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:55,214 It was kind of disgusting. 384 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,449 I'm sorry, Jason Priestley, 385 00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:58,918 I didn't realize you were the Queen of England. 386 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,356 My new name is... 387 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:05,105 Robin Daggers! 388 00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:06,590 Two, three, four! 389 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:09,276 ♪ You, you're beautiful 390 00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:10,660 That day is now 391 00:14:10,662 --> 00:14:15,282 known in music history as the day grunge was born. 392 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:16,567 In 1996, in Canada? 393 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:18,035 That seems right, Trebek. 394 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:20,137 Give him a break, he's not a music guy. 395 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,256 That day is now known in music history 396 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,858 as the day that grunge was born. 397 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,309 Well, that's a bummer. 398 00:14:27,629 --> 00:14:28,862 It was tragic. 399 00:14:28,864 --> 00:14:30,163 I mean, to this day, 400 00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:32,449 you ask any Canadian where they were 401 00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:35,519 when Robin Sparkles lost it, not only can they tell you 402 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:39,506 which Tim Hortons they were in, but what donut they were eating. 403 00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:42,276 Me? Wawa, Ontario. 404 00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:43,694 Blueberry fritter. 405 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:45,612 Halifax, Nova Scotia. 406 00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,314 Walnut crunch. 407 00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:48,832 Victoriaville, Quebec. 408 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,450 Sour cream plain. 409 00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:52,753 Sudbury, Ontario. 410 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:54,071 Honey dip. 411 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:55,939 Red Deer, Alberta. 412 00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:57,841 Chocolate glaze. 413 00:14:57,843 --> 00:15:00,143 Squamish, British Columbia. 414 00:15:00,145 --> 00:15:02,663 Crammed a Timbit into a strawberry vanilla 415 00:15:02,665 --> 00:15:04,698 and invented The Priestley. 416 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,250 Should've been the best day of my life. 417 00:15:07,252 --> 00:15:10,353 It was horrifying on so many levels. 418 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,824 Actually, you know what? 419 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,842 I'm sorry, I can't... 420 00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:18,028 I just can't talk about this. 421 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,580 I'm out of here, okay? I'm out of here. 422 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:21,965 Here, excuse me. 423 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:22,933 I'm sorry, will you take... 424 00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,251 No, no, don't move, I'm out... 425 00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:25,752 Sorry, sorry. 426 00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:27,587 Speculation began immediately. 427 00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:29,289 Who was Robin Sparkles singing about 428 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,708 with those angry, obsessive lyrics? 429 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,360 Many names were suggested. 430 00:15:33,362 --> 00:15:34,745 It wasn't me. 431 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:35,679 It wasn't me. 432 00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:36,847 Wasn't me. 433 00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:37,881 It wasn't me. 434 00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:38,865 It wasn't me. 435 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,583 It wasn't me. 436 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:43,670 Why does everyone always think 437 00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,238 it's me? 438 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,190 I wish it was me. 439 00:15:47,192 --> 00:15:49,059 But one name comes up more than any other. 440 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,362 Alan Thicke. 441 00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:53,964 How can I help you? 442 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:55,449 Donut? 443 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:57,601 Whoa! 444 00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:08,301 Whoa. What happened to you? 445 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:12,555 Underneath the Tunes today. 446 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,190 Wait, what? 447 00:16:14,192 --> 00:16:16,793 You guys get MuchMusic down here? 448 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:20,747 And that video lead me to... 449 00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:23,700 I am engaged to Robin Scherbatsky, 450 00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:26,753 and I know that she wrote "P.S. I Love You" for you. 451 00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:29,306 Now-now, why is she so obsessed with you? 452 00:16:29,308 --> 00:16:31,874 What? That song's not about me. 453 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,376 Then who is it "aboot"-- about. 454 00:16:33,378 --> 00:16:34,644 Damn it. 455 00:16:34,646 --> 00:16:36,045 I don't know. 456 00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:37,597 I always thought it was Coulier. 457 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,432 It wasn't me. 458 00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:41,050 Stop asking. 459 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,219 Geez, cut it out. 460 00:16:43,221 --> 00:16:46,740 I always liked that joke. 461 00:16:46,742 --> 00:16:49,326 Alan Thicke kicked your ass. 462 00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:51,695 He lied, didn't he? 463 00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:53,830 It was Alan Thicke! 464 00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:55,031 Wow. 465 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,082 It sounds like you've become 466 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,034 a bit obsessed, huh, Barney? 467 00:16:58,036 --> 00:16:59,536 I am not obsessed. 468 00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,871 All I did was break into your apartment 469 00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:03,173 and read your teenage journals, 470 00:17:03,175 --> 00:17:06,926 and fly to Vancouver to interrogate your ex-boyfriends, 471 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:11,214 and fight beloved Canadian actor Alan Thicke 472 00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,016 to a draw. 473 00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:15,385 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 474 00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:16,886 So, 475 00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:18,188 ready to admit it? 476 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:22,359 Anyone can get obsessed. 477 00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:23,810 Thank you. 478 00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:26,262 And now, I am ready to tell you 479 00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,448 who "P.S. I Love You" is about. 480 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,099 Who? 481 00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:31,785 "P.S." 482 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,820 Paul Shaffer. 483 00:17:33,822 --> 00:17:36,456 Paul Shaffer? 484 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,709 I know, so stereotypical. 485 00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:42,545 Every young Canadian girl fantasizes 486 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:44,714 about being with Paul Shaffer. 487 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,619 At the Grey Cup gig, Paul was sitting in the front row. 488 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:54,090 ♪ I'll always be waiting for you ♪ 489 00:17:54,092 --> 00:17:55,925 No wonder his stomach was growling. 490 00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:58,928 I feel bad that I scared Paul. 491 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,664 He's amazing. 492 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,317 But I have no regrets. 493 00:18:04,319 --> 00:18:06,236 I was done being Robin Sparkles. 494 00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,187 You're not gonna go get 495 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,806 beat up by Paul Shaffer now, are you? 496 00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:11,324 I can't believe it. 497 00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:13,610 I'm a total Dahmer. 498 00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:15,745 Yeah, but you're my Dahmer, 499 00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:17,163 which makes you a Dobler. 500 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:20,066 Just like Jeanette. 501 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,284 No, Ted, 502 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:24,621 what that woman did to run in to you was bonkers. 503 00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:26,256 That's just not how you start a healthy relationship. 504 00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,707 Tell him, Lil. 505 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,509 I can't stand it anymore. 506 00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:31,177 I've been living a lie. 507 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:33,346 See? 508 00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:34,714 I saw you at orientation 509 00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,999 and I needed an excuse to meet you, 510 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:37,967 so... 511 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:39,669 Ah! 512 00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:41,003 I didn't know which room you were in, 513 00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:44,691 so I had to create a little destiny. 514 00:18:57,155 --> 00:18:58,571 Okay. 515 00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:04,026 I'm sorry, I just 516 00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:07,046 couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you. 517 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,332 Could... 518 00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:12,201 not stand the idea 519 00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:13,970 of not meeting me. 520 00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:20,009 I'm sorry, Ted. 521 00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,227 You were right. 522 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,346 Jeanette's a Dobler. 523 00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:24,731 So are you. 524 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:27,049 Thanks, buddy. 525 00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:29,235 You know, if you hadn't been reading 526 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:30,603 the exact same book as me, 527 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:32,188 we never would've met. 528 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,656 I mean, that's destiny. 529 00:19:33,658 --> 00:19:35,775 Oh, look. 530 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:37,944 You bought it in the same bookstore I did. 531 00:19:37,946 --> 00:19:40,246 On the same day. 532 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:44,033 Within ten minutes of me buying mine. 533 00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:45,869 Ugh... 534 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:47,454 Uh, this is embarrassing. 535 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:48,538 I wasn't gonna tell you this, 536 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:51,908 but I followed you to that bookstore. 537 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:55,628 I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you. 538 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:58,765 You followed me to the bookstore from where? 539 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:01,351 How long have you been following me? 540 00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,853 Uh, this is embarrassing. 541 00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:06,773 Uh, remember when you were on the cover of New York Magazine? 542 00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,642 That was like a year and a half ago. 543 00:20:09,644 --> 00:20:12,028 Yeah. 544 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:14,547 Before a man meets the woman he'll marry, 545 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:17,617 he'll make one final, horrible mistake. 546 00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:20,086 For me, that was Jeanette. 547 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,239 ♪ P.S. I Love You. 548 00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:28,878 ♪ The law can't stop my love ♪ 549 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,363 ♪ I'll fit you like a glove ♪ 550 00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:35,166 ♪ Restraining orders don't scare me ♪ 551 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,452 ♪ The lawyers at the record company ♪ 552 00:20:37,454 --> 00:20:40,622 ♪ Made me promise to say 553 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,965 ♪ I'm totally a slacker and I don't even care ♪ 554 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,468 ♪ With my curling 'zines and my faraway stare ♪ 555 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:57,055 ♪ But deep down inside, yeah deep down inside I'm dying ♪ 556 00:20:57,057 --> 00:21:00,058 ♪ I'm trapped in a cage of the tears I cry ♪ 557 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,277 ♪ I praying to God, but she doesn't reply ♪ 558 00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:03,812 ♪ Even the robot says 559 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:04,779 Move on. 560 00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:06,147 ♪ I'm trying! ♪ 561 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:10,042 ♪ P.S. I love you. 562 00:21:10,044 --> 00:21:15,044 == sync, corrected by elderman ==