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♪ How I Met Your Mother 9x24 ♪
Last Forever, Part 2
Original Air Date on March 31, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Marshall's almost here.
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Yes! Look at us,
hanging out again.
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This is amazing.
This is awesome!
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- This is...
- Okay.
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- Just settle down, buddy.
- No!
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Settling down is for losers with
kids who never go out anymore.
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I am in charge tonight, and the earliest
I am allowing anyone to go home is...
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- 2:00 a.m.
- 10:00 p.m. - 9:45.
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3:00 a.m.
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Guys, tonight is
gonna be legen--
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wait for it...
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If I leave now, I could
put the kids to bed.
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- I'll get the check.
- ...dary!
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Legendary!
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Guys, the gang is back!
We're back!
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All of us except
for Robin.
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We never see her anymore.
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Okay, in addition to you guys not
going home before 4:00 a.m.--
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yes, it's up to 4:00
now-- new rule:
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Anytime anyone talks
about something sad,
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we stay out an extra hour.
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We said we'd always be
there for the big moments.
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- 5:00 a.m.
- To be fair,
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tonight's just us hanging
out until 10:00 p.m., tops.
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- It's not a big moment.
- Um, yes, it is.
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Um, no, it's not.
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- Um, yes, it is.
- Um... no, it's not.
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Um, yes, it is.
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I got a phone call today.
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A judge in Queens
is retiring, so...
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I'm gonna be a judge.
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Yes! Yes!
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Judge Eriksen!
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- Yeah!
- One more.
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I told you the phone would ring.
You deserve this.
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Thanks, Lily.
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- I love you, Marshmallow.
- Oh.
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1:45 a.m.
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Well, you were right, Barney,
this night was, in fact,
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- legendary, but... - I know what
you're gonna say and I agree.
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We're going to Vegas!
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I will be awakened by screaming
children in less than...
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Four-and-a-half hours.
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- You're staying.
- I'm going.
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Judge Fudge, your
very first ruling?
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- He stays.
- Hey! See?
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Tonight is about celebrating
our enduring bond as friends.
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Nay, family. Because
that's what we are, Ted.
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We are fa...
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Okay, fun night,
guys. Keep in touch.
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Damn it, Barney.
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Crushing... windpipe.
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You're lucky that's the
only pipe I'm crushing.
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- Aah! - That woman
is half your age.
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Haven't you changed,
even a little?
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No. I haven't.
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Look, I know
there was a time
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when it seemed like I was capable
of going the distance, but...
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if it wasn't gonna
happen with Robin,
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then it's just not gonna
happen with anyone.
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I am never gonna be a
guy who meets a girl
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and, from the first time
I see her, I'm just like,
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"You are the
love of my life.
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"Everything I have and everything
I am is yours forever."
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- Really? - No, I'm just making
a point. Move it along.
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That's not me.
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I'm the guy who straightens his
tie, says something dirty,
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high-fives himself and then goes
and talks to that girl over there.
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That's me.
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Can I please...
just be me?
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Judge Fudge?
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I'll allow it.
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Then I'll a-plow it.
Self-five.
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Stinson out.
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Oh!
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Hey, so are you guys ever gonna
tie the knot or are you...
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are you just comfortable
living in sin?
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Someone's gotten a bit...
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- judge-y.
- Oh!
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- Sustained.
- Yeah.
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We'll get around to it. It's just, you
know, with life and jobs and kids.
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Plus, this one's still insisting on
getting married in a French castle.
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I'd get married tomorrow
in a White Castle,
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but this guy needs
more "wow factor."
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You're all the wow
factor I need.
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Aw!
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Glad someone can be happy
on the day of a tragedy.
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Aw, Barney, you know
this is all fake, right?
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That robot's not
really dead.
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I'm not talking about the
robot, Lily. Everyone,
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stop having fun! I'm about
to tell a sad story!
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Guys, remember back in 2010
when I achieved a perfect week?
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Seven girls in seven
nights, sure.
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Well, recently,
I decided to attempt...
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a perfect month.
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I put together a
brand-new playbook.
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No, I can't hear this.
This is just too sad.
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But I haven't gotten
to the sad part yet.
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You're in your 40s and
you have a playbook.
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That's the sad part.
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Lily... just...
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Okay?
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So I put together a
brand-new playbook,
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filled with plays I'd never
tried before, like...
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...where, as in
the '80s classic,
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I magically come to life,
if you know what I mean.
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...where I wait till a girl
mentions something she likes.
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God, I love nachos.
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Thank you.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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My name is Jim,
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Jim Nacho.
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Inventor of the nacho.
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So... did you get
a perfect month?
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Yes.
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Then why are you so upset?
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That last girl,
number 31...
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Oh, that's a pretty name.
What is that, French?
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...she's pregnant.
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Wait, you're messing
with us, right?
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You didn't really get
a girl pregnant?
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It's real. She's pregnant.
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Kinda puts an asterisk, on the
whole perfect month thing, huh?
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Barney, are you okay?
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Ah, Jim Nantz.
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Thank goodness. You're always
here for me in times of trouble.
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What should I do?
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You're on your own
this time, bro.
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- Congratulations, Papa.
- Stop it. This is a disaster.
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- Why?
- Why? Because I'm too old.
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I was about to enter my golden
years, my Clooney years,
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my daddy issues years,
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where I don't just remind
messed-up girls of their dads
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because I'm emotionally distant. I freaking
look like their dads. That's the dream.
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My life is over.
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So where are you
guys registered?
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Another fun fact about the
Goliath National Bank building,
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the sleek but historical
facade has been described
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by Architecture Vision Monthly
as "modern classicism."
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- I can see that.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Any questions from the group?
- I have a question.
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What happened to the building that
used to be here? It was way nicer.
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Robin! Oh, my God!
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What are you doing here?
I thought you were in...
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Greece, uh,
Morocco, Moscow.
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Yeah, World Wide News
keeps me pretty busy.
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And pretty famous.
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- I mean, you're everywhere.
- I am not everywhere. The...
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Okay, I'm some places.
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Hi, Penny.
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Oh, my gosh, I haven't
seen you in forever.
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- I like you, bus lady.
- Oh, I like you, too.
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Never call me that again.
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And that was it.
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- Wow.
- Hm.
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A genuine Scherbatsky
sighting out in nature.
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At this point, that's
like seeing Sasquatch.
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No, Sasquatch is a warm
and affectionate creature.
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At this point, Robin's more
like the yeti-- cold and aloof.
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Hey, Ted.
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Ask me if the Abominable
Snowman called.
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- Has the Abominable Snowman
called? - Not yeti.
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Here we are again.
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Another big moment for us,
and Robin's missing it.
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I know, baby.
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I mean, the birth of her
ex-husband's love child
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is a bit of a stretch--
but I know, baby.
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Well?
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It was... crazy
in there, but...
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I threw up, and now
I feel better.
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- Where were you?
- In the can.
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I knew I was gonna urp, so I
put this on over my suit.
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Number 31 won't let me
in the delivery room.
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We're gonna need a
name eventually.
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Mr. Stinson?
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- Yes?
- Congratulations.
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Congratulations because the blood test
came back and I'm not the father?!
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Happy Not a Father's Day!
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No. Congratulations.
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It's a girl.
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Would you like
to meet her?
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- Nah, I'm good. I don't...
- Oh, just go meet your daughter!
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This is Ellie.
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I'll give you
guys a minute.
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You are the love
of my life.
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Everything I have...
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and everything I am...
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...is yours.
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Forever.
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What?
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Do I have stuff
in my teeth?
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Give me your
engagement ring back.
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Just because I have
stuff in my teeth?
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- We-we can work through this.
- Just give it back.
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Five years is past the statute
of limitations on proposals.
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If you don't get married in that
time, you have to re-propose.
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- Will you...
- Yes. Yes, you silly man.
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Let me finish.
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- Will you...
- Yes! Sorry.
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- Yes.
- Will y...
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Will you marry me...
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on Thursday? I called your office--
you got nothing on Thursday.
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Will you marry
me on Thursday?
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Yes.
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Same ring.
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I can't believe it.
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It's Ted Mosby's
wedding day!
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Yes! After only seven
years and two kids.
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Guys, am I rushing
into this?
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- Whoa.
- Oh, buddy, are you okay?
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So tired.
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Baby no sleepy.
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Barney dying.
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Well, we're staying out
till 3:00 a.m. tonight.
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9:45!
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Seriously, though, I
am so proud of you.
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Not that you're a dad.
It's like you're a totally
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- different pers...
- Whoa!
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And... we're back.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- What to join us for shots?
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Shots?
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Before lunch
on a Thursday?
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It's like you're trying
to make bad decisions.
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You young ladies
need to go home,
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put on some decent clothes and take
a good hard look at your lives.
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Get!
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Call your parents-- they're
probably worried sick.
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I have officially
seen everything.
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Not everything.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I-I know I've... missed
a couple lately, but...
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we said we'd always be
there for the big moments.
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Aw, crap.
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Mascara running.
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Nobody let her
out of your sight.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Whoa.
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Look, Robin, I'm really
happy to see you,
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but I don't think of you
that way anymore.
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No, dummy, you had a kid.
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- Congrats.
- Right, yeah. Thanks. A kid.
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- I'm tired.
- Oh.
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But, uh, she's awesome.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Daddy's home.
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Mm.
249
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,928
- Judge Fudge? Hey?
- Hey...
250
00:12:52,954 --> 00:12:54,798
Actually, um, little
announcement for everybody.
251
00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:57,140
I'm gonna be running
for State Supreme Court.
252
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,066
Yeah. So if everything goes
well, in a couple of months,
253
00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:02,644
you won't be calling me
Judge Fudge anymore.
254
00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,555
You'll be calling me
Fudge Supreme.
255
00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:10,671
The man of the hour.
256
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:13,497
Yeah. You RSVP'd no.
257
00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:15,448
I did.
258
00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:19,670
But someone pretty persuasive
talked me into it.
259
00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:29,373
Sorry. I know it's bad luck to
see the bride in her dress.
260
00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,358
Worth it.
261
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,370
But I couldn't miss this.
262
00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:40,041
I want to get a picture. Get in! I
want to take a picture of you guys.
263
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,535
Come on, get together.
264
00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:45,705
Are you ready? All right, get in.
All right. All right.
265
00:13:45,731 --> 00:13:47,806
One, two,
266
00:13:47,836 --> 00:13:48,729
three.
267
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:58,635
Hey. Hey, you kids.
268
00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:01,724
Yeah, you didn't sound
a thousand there.
269
00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:07,417
Do you have any idea what happened
right here in this very bar?
270
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,199
No. What happened?
271
00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:12,943
Just...
272
00:14:15,816 --> 00:14:18,550
...just all kinds of stuff.
273
00:14:20,138 --> 00:14:22,565
- A toast.
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:26,748
Okay, first off... to
everyone at this table...
275
00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:30,493
...I love you guys so
much, I can't even...
276
00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:33,686
- Just move to the second part.
- Okay, okay. Secondly,
277
00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:34,898
- to Ted...
- Don't say it.
278
00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:37,455
...Evelyn Mosby.
279
00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:39,282
Thank you for that.
280
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:40,834
A man with...
281
00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:46,259
more emotional endurance
than anyone I know.
282
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,253
It was a long,
difficult road.
283
00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:52,333
Thank God we
finally got here.
284
00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:54,074
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
285
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:55,646
Aunt Lily wasn't wrong.
286
00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:59,161
It was at times a
long, difficult road.
287
00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:01,338
But I'm glad it was
long and difficult, because
288
00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:03,971
if I hadn't gone through
hell to get there,
289
00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:06,958
the lesson might not
have been as clear.
290
00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:10,989
You see, kids, right from the
moment I met your mom, I knew...
291
00:15:11,002 --> 00:15:14,023
I have to love this
woman as much as I can
292
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,500
for as long as I can, and I
can never stop loving her,
293
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,983
not even for a second.
294
00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:24,332
I carried that lesson with me through
every stupid fight we ever had,
295
00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:27,052
every 5:00 a.m.
Christmas morning,
296
00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:30,726
every sleepy Sunday afternoon,
through every speed bump.
297
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:35,906
Every pang of jealousy or boredom
or uncertainty that came our way,
298
00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:38,216
I carried that
lesson with me.
299
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:42,137
And I carried it with
me when she got sick.
300
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,293
Even then, in what can only
be called the worst of times,
301
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,020
all I could do was look
at her and thank God,
302
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:53,059
thank every god there is,
or ever was, or will be,
303
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:58,017
and the whole universe, and anyone
else I can possibly thank...
304
00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,748
♪ Will I see you tonight? ♪
305
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:05,113
...that I saw that beautiful
girl on that train platform,
306
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,851
and that I had the
guts to stand up,
307
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,672
walk over to her, tap
her on the shoulder,
308
00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:14,951
open my mouth, and speak.
309
00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:17,211
- Excuse me. Hi.
- Hi.
310
00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:18,978
- I'm the...
- The best man. Yeah. Get in here,
311
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:20,912
- get in here, get in here.
- Oh, thanks. Here, let me.
312
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,539
Oh, okay. Thank you.
313
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,389
- Great show tonight. Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.
314
00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:27,034
You're Cindy's
ex-roommate, right?
315
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:30,367
Yeah. And you are
the professor.
316
00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:32,334
I took one of
your classes.
317
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,095
- Really? Which one?
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,232
Econ 305.
319
00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,300
Econ 305. I don't teach...
320
00:16:37,974 --> 00:16:40,134
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.
321
00:16:40,147 --> 00:16:42,399
- Excuse me, I'm gonna jump
onto the tracks now. - No.
322
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,048
No, no, no, don't. You were
great, you were great.
323
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,117
Wait a second.
324
00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:49,113
This is my umbrella.
325
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,300
I left this umbrella at Cindy's--
you totally stole my umbrella.
326
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:54,249
What? No, I didn't.
327
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,157
This is my umbrella.
I bought this.
328
00:16:56,177 --> 00:17:00,783
Excuse me. It even has my
initials on it right here: T.M.
329
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:03,865
- Ted Mosby.
- Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby.
330
00:17:03,885 --> 00:17:06,291
Those are my
initials: T.M.
331
00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:09,133
- Tracy McConnell.
- Um, no, Tracy McConnell,
332
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,768
it's T.M.--
Totally My umbrella.
333
00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:14,552
Uh, your T.M.--
Terribly Mistaken,
334
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:18,306
because this umbrella has
always belonged T.M.:
335
00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:19,896
To Me.
336
00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:25,548
Although... I did lose it
for a few years there.
337
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,780
Um... so, I went to
this dance club...
338
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,467
On St. Patrick's Day.
339
00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,898
...on St. Patrick's Day.
340
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,538
And you left it there.
341
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,827
And I left it there.
342
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,891
And you never thought
you'd see it again.
343
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:41,474
And I never thought
I'd see it again.
344
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:48,033
Funny how sometimes
you just...
345
00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:48,873
find things.
346
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,827
♪ Will I see you tonight? ♪
347
00:17:54,629 --> 00:17:56,571
- Hi.
- Hi.
348
00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:01,187
♪ Every night ♪
349
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,910
♪ It's just the same ♪
350
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:09,814
♪ All upon a downtown train. ♪
351
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,106
And that, kids...
352
00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:15,251
is how I met your mother.
353
00:18:16,524 --> 00:18:18,317
That's it?
354
00:18:18,337 --> 00:18:20,204
That's it.
355
00:18:20,228 --> 00:18:21,928
No. I don't buy it.
356
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:24,437
That is not the reason you
made us listen to this.
357
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,177
Oh, really?
358
00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:27,727
Then what's the reason?
359
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,854
Let's look at
the facts here.
360
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,107
You made us sit down and listen to
this story about how you met mom.
361
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:36,803
Yet mom's hardly
in the story. No.
362
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,658
This is a story about how you're
totally in love with Aunt Robin.
363
00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:41,987
And you're thinking
about asking her out,
364
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,640
and you want to know
if we're okay with it.
365
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:45,453
I can't believe this.
366
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:48,523
I kept this story short
and to the point,
367
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:50,823
and you guys
still missed it.
368
00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:52,581
The point of the
story is that...
369
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,940
Is that you totally, totally, totally
have the hots for Aunt Robin.
370
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:58,299
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
371
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,353
You're grounded.
372
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,919
Wow, you are really
into Aunt Robin.
373
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,700
You're grounded, too.
374
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:08,321
Okay, suppose I were interested
in Aunt Robin in that way--
375
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,876
it's not like I'd do
anything about it.
376
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,242
I got you guys
to think about.
377
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,054
Dad, we love Aunt Robin.
378
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:17,109
Whenever she comes over for
dinner, you guys are so obvious.
379
00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:18,509
Come on, Dad.
380
00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,794
Mom's been gone
for six years now.
381
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,623
It's time.
382
00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:28,900
What, I just... just call her up on
the phone and ask her out on a date?
383
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,741
- Yes.
- Yes.
384
00:19:31,649 --> 00:19:33,249
And that... that's something
you guys would want?
385
00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:35,192
- Yes!
- Yes!
386
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,418
All right, I'll
give her a call.
387
00:19:42,451 --> 00:19:43,985
- Do it.
- I am.
388
00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,869
- Call her.
- I'm calling her.
389
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,909
- Great.
- Here I go.
390
00:19:52,449 --> 00:19:53,336
Or...
391
00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:59,731
All right, home
sweet home.
392
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,818
Oh. Wait one second.
393
00:20:02,844 --> 00:20:05,623
Okay. Stay.
394
00:20:06,854 --> 00:20:08,462
We'll work on that.
395
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:12,939
Television, display
front door security.
396
00:20:13,849 --> 00:20:15,816
Television, dis...
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
397
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,421
♪ May come and go ♪
398
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:21,779
♪ Our crooked dreams ♪
399
00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:24,857
♪ Will always flow ♪
400
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:26,040
♪ Remember ♪
401
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,255
♪ Remem... ♪
402
00:20:28,276 --> 00:20:30,556
♪ ber ♪
403
00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:34,714
♪ All we fight for ♪
404
00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:38,161
♪ Remember ♪
405
00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:40,419
♪ Remem... ♪
406
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,659
♪ ber ♪
407
00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:47,220
♪ All we fight for ♪
408
00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:50,368
♪ Remember ♪
409
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,543
♪ Remem... ♪
410
00:20:52,562 --> 00:20:54,849
♪ ber ♪
411
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,958
♪ All we fight for ♪
412
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,974
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
413
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,081
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
414
00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:06,919
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
415
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:11,938
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