1 00:00:01,013 --> 00:00:05,013 ♪ How I Met Your Mother 9x24 ♪ Last Forever, Part 2 Original Air Date on March 31, 2014 2 00:00:05,024 --> 00:00:10,024 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 3 00:00:14,985 --> 00:00:16,245 Marshall's almost here. 4 00:00:16,271 --> 00:00:19,641 Yes! Look at us, hanging out again. 5 00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:23,006 This is amazing. This is awesome! 6 00:00:23,026 --> 00:00:26,805 - This is... - Okay. 7 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,744 - Just settle down, buddy. - No! 8 00:00:28,768 --> 00:00:33,070 Settling down is for losers with kids who never go out anymore. 9 00:00:33,077 --> 00:00:38,033 I am in charge tonight, and the earliest I am allowing anyone to go home is... 10 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:40,180 - 2:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m. - 9:45. 11 00:00:40,193 --> 00:00:41,820 3:00 a.m. 12 00:00:41,846 --> 00:00:44,974 Guys, tonight is gonna be legen-- 13 00:00:44,998 --> 00:00:47,091 wait for it... 14 00:00:48,317 --> 00:00:49,871 If I leave now, I could put the kids to bed. 15 00:00:49,891 --> 00:00:52,144 - I'll get the check. - ...dary! 16 00:00:52,164 --> 00:00:53,806 Legendary! 17 00:00:53,832 --> 00:00:56,761 Guys, the gang is back! We're back! 18 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:02,482 All of us except for Robin. 19 00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:04,202 We never see her anymore. 20 00:01:04,222 --> 00:01:07,230 Okay, in addition to you guys not going home before 4:00 a.m.-- 21 00:01:07,237 --> 00:01:09,797 yes, it's up to 4:00 now-- new rule: 22 00:01:09,817 --> 00:01:12,661 Anytime anyone talks about something sad, 23 00:01:12,683 --> 00:01:14,150 we stay out an extra hour. 24 00:01:14,156 --> 00:01:16,553 We said we'd always be there for the big moments. 25 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,187 - 5:00 a.m. - To be fair, 26 00:01:18,207 --> 00:01:21,454 tonight's just us hanging out until 10:00 p.m., tops. 27 00:01:21,467 --> 00:01:23,663 - It's not a big moment. - Um, yes, it is. 28 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:24,876 Um, no, it's not. 29 00:01:24,895 --> 00:01:27,837 - Um, yes, it is. - Um... no, it's not. 30 00:01:27,863 --> 00:01:30,042 Um, yes, it is. 31 00:01:31,318 --> 00:01:33,431 I got a phone call today. 32 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:37,326 A judge in Queens is retiring, so... 33 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:38,911 I'm gonna be a judge. 34 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,917 Yes! Yes! 35 00:01:42,953 --> 00:01:44,012 Judge Eriksen! 36 00:01:44,031 --> 00:01:46,338 - Yeah! - One more. 37 00:01:46,364 --> 00:01:50,538 I told you the phone would ring. You deserve this. 38 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,680 Thanks, Lily. 39 00:01:51,705 --> 00:01:54,080 - I love you, Marshmallow. - Oh. 40 00:01:54,093 --> 00:01:56,450 1:45 a.m. 41 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:59,147 Well, you were right, Barney, this night was, in fact, 42 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:01,664 - legendary, but... - I know what you're gonna say and I agree. 43 00:02:01,684 --> 00:02:03,471 We're going to Vegas! 44 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:08,246 I will be awakened by screaming children in less than... 45 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,492 Four-and-a-half hours. 46 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:13,171 - You're staying. - I'm going. 47 00:02:13,198 --> 00:02:15,233 Judge Fudge, your very first ruling? 48 00:02:15,249 --> 00:02:17,956 - He stays. - Hey! See? 49 00:02:17,975 --> 00:02:22,412 Tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends. 50 00:02:22,444 --> 00:02:25,587 Nay, family. Because that's what we are, Ted. 51 00:02:25,606 --> 00:02:26,695 We are fa... 52 00:02:26,705 --> 00:02:28,245 Okay, fun night, guys. Keep in touch. 53 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:30,378 Damn it, Barney. 54 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,437 Crushing... windpipe. 55 00:02:32,457 --> 00:02:35,130 You're lucky that's the only pipe I'm crushing. 56 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,029 - Aah! - That woman is half your age. 57 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:39,062 Haven't you changed, even a little? 58 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,455 No. I haven't. 59 00:02:42,353 --> 00:02:44,033 Look, I know there was a time 60 00:02:44,066 --> 00:02:48,110 when it seemed like I was capable of going the distance, but... 61 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:50,759 if it wasn't gonna happen with Robin, 62 00:02:50,777 --> 00:02:53,331 then it's just not gonna happen with anyone. 63 00:02:53,358 --> 00:02:55,826 I am never gonna be a guy who meets a girl 64 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:59,155 and, from the first time I see her, I'm just like, 65 00:02:59,181 --> 00:03:01,139 "You are the love of my life. 66 00:03:01,161 --> 00:03:06,332 "Everything I have and everything I am is yours forever." 67 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:10,036 - Really? - No, I'm just making a point. Move it along. 68 00:03:11,074 --> 00:03:12,521 That's not me. 69 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:15,504 I'm the guy who straightens his tie, says something dirty, 70 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:19,409 high-fives himself and then goes and talks to that girl over there. 71 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:21,208 That's me. 72 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:25,818 Can I please... just be me? 73 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:29,678 Judge Fudge? 74 00:03:31,761 --> 00:03:34,113 I'll allow it. 75 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,281 Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five. 76 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,148 Stinson out. 77 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:45,033 Oh! 78 00:03:46,255 --> 00:03:48,534 Hey, so are you guys ever gonna tie the knot or are you... 79 00:03:48,555 --> 00:03:50,730 are you just comfortable living in sin? 80 00:03:50,736 --> 00:03:52,510 Someone's gotten a bit... 81 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:53,678 - judge-y. - Oh! 82 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,723 - Sustained. - Yeah. 83 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,953 We'll get around to it. It's just, you know, with life and jobs and kids. 84 00:03:59,966 --> 00:04:03,276 Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married in a French castle. 85 00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:06,172 I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle, 86 00:04:06,185 --> 00:04:09,069 but this guy needs more "wow factor." 87 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:11,786 You're all the wow factor I need. 88 00:04:11,808 --> 00:04:12,981 Aw! 89 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:17,422 Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy. 90 00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:20,115 Aw, Barney, you know this is all fake, right? 91 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,732 That robot's not really dead. 92 00:04:22,624 --> 00:04:26,170 I'm not talking about the robot, Lily. Everyone, 93 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,719 stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story! 94 00:04:29,738 --> 00:04:33,956 Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week? 95 00:04:33,976 --> 00:04:36,489 Seven girls in seven nights, sure. 96 00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:39,238 Well, recently, I decided to attempt... 97 00:04:39,264 --> 00:04:40,991 a perfect month. 98 00:04:41,576 --> 00:04:43,649 I put together a brand-new playbook. 99 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:47,178 No, I can't hear this. This is just too sad. 100 00:04:47,198 --> 00:04:49,006 But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet. 101 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:51,757 You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. 102 00:04:51,777 --> 00:04:53,625 That's the sad part. 103 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:56,481 Lily... just... 104 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,953 Okay? 105 00:04:57,972 --> 00:05:00,519 So I put together a brand-new playbook, 106 00:05:00,539 --> 00:05:03,555 filled with plays I'd never tried before, like... 107 00:05:04,941 --> 00:05:06,968 ...where, as in the '80s classic, 108 00:05:06,988 --> 00:05:11,353 I magically come to life, if you know what I mean. 109 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:15,390 ...where I wait till a girl mentions something she likes. 110 00:05:15,403 --> 00:05:17,728 God, I love nachos. 111 00:05:17,747 --> 00:05:19,008 Thank you. 112 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:20,703 Allow me to introduce myself. 113 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:22,183 My name is Jim, 114 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:24,024 Jim Nacho. 115 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:26,957 Inventor of the nacho. 116 00:05:26,971 --> 00:05:29,978 So... did you get a perfect month? 117 00:05:30,004 --> 00:05:31,437 Yes. 118 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,537 Then why are you so upset? 119 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,028 That last girl, number 31... 120 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:39,410 Oh, that's a pretty name. What is that, French? 121 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:41,597 ...she's pregnant. 122 00:05:47,071 --> 00:05:48,587 Wait, you're messing with us, right? 123 00:05:48,612 --> 00:05:50,799 You didn't really get a girl pregnant? 124 00:05:50,825 --> 00:05:54,079 It's real. She's pregnant. 125 00:05:55,342 --> 00:05:59,049 Kinda puts an asterisk, on the whole perfect month thing, huh? 126 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:02,445 Barney, are you okay? 127 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:05,335 Ah, Jim Nantz. 128 00:06:05,358 --> 00:06:08,563 Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble. 129 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:09,767 What should I do? 130 00:06:09,789 --> 00:06:11,655 You're on your own this time, bro. 131 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:17,645 - Congratulations, Papa. - Stop it. This is a disaster. 132 00:06:17,665 --> 00:06:21,376 - Why? - Why? Because I'm too old. 133 00:06:21,386 --> 00:06:26,929 I was about to enter my golden years, my Clooney years, 134 00:06:26,935 --> 00:06:29,037 my daddy issues years, 135 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:31,452 where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads 136 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:37,106 because I'm emotionally distant. I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream. 137 00:06:37,126 --> 00:06:39,506 My life is over. 138 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,685 So where are you guys registered? 139 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:47,934 Another fun fact about the Goliath National Bank building, 140 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:50,353 the sleek but historical facade has been described 141 00:06:50,373 --> 00:06:54,240 by Architecture Vision Monthly as "modern classicism." 142 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:56,529 - I can see that. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,316 - Any questions from the group? - I have a question. 144 00:06:59,345 --> 00:07:02,795 What happened to the building that used to be here? It was way nicer. 145 00:07:02,808 --> 00:07:05,875 Robin! Oh, my God! 146 00:07:05,895 --> 00:07:08,249 What are you doing here? I thought you were in... 147 00:07:08,274 --> 00:07:10,724 Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow. 148 00:07:10,737 --> 00:07:13,044 Yeah, World Wide News keeps me pretty busy. 149 00:07:13,062 --> 00:07:14,282 And pretty famous. 150 00:07:14,299 --> 00:07:18,126 - I mean, you're everywhere. - I am not everywhere. The... 151 00:07:19,434 --> 00:07:21,047 Okay, I'm some places. 152 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:22,901 Hi, Penny. 153 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:26,992 Oh, my gosh, I haven't seen you in forever. 154 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,931 - I like you, bus lady. - Oh, I like you, too. 155 00:07:29,957 --> 00:07:31,404 Never call me that again. 156 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,059 And that was it. 157 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,765 - Wow. - Hm. 158 00:07:35,784 --> 00:07:39,513 A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. 159 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:42,830 At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch. 160 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:45,180 No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. 161 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:49,078 At this point, Robin's more like the yeti-- cold and aloof. 162 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,973 Hey, Ted. 163 00:07:50,997 --> 00:07:53,711 Ask me if the Abominable Snowman called. 164 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:56,720 - Has the Abominable Snowman called? - Not yeti. 165 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,176 Here we are again. 166 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:02,796 Another big moment for us, and Robin's missing it. 167 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,707 I know, baby. 168 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:06,946 I mean, the birth of her ex-husband's love child 169 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:09,554 is a bit of a stretch-- but I know, baby. 170 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:13,975 Well? 171 00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:16,799 It was... crazy in there, but... 172 00:08:17,637 --> 00:08:20,024 I threw up, and now I feel better. 173 00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:21,948 - Where were you? - In the can. 174 00:08:21,973 --> 00:08:24,986 I knew I was gonna urp, so I put this on over my suit. 175 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,891 Number 31 won't let me in the delivery room. 176 00:08:26,911 --> 00:08:29,464 We're gonna need a name eventually. 177 00:08:29,484 --> 00:08:30,607 Mr. Stinson? 178 00:08:30,621 --> 00:08:32,521 - Yes? - Congratulations. 179 00:08:32,537 --> 00:08:36,777 Congratulations because the blood test came back and I'm not the father?! 180 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:39,985 Happy Not a Father's Day! 181 00:08:40,004 --> 00:08:41,974 No. Congratulations. 182 00:08:41,994 --> 00:08:43,127 It's a girl. 183 00:08:43,152 --> 00:08:44,899 Would you like to meet her? 184 00:08:44,918 --> 00:08:48,890 - Nah, I'm good. I don't... - Oh, just go meet your daughter! 185 00:08:49,794 --> 00:08:52,012 This is Ellie. 186 00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:04,867 I'll give you guys a minute. 187 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:21,930 You are the love of my life. 188 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:29,074 Everything I have... 189 00:09:29,922 --> 00:09:33,048 and everything I am... 190 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:36,536 ...is yours. 191 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,541 Forever. 192 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,641 What? 193 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,374 Do I have stuff in my teeth? 194 00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:00,822 Give me your engagement ring back. 195 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:02,962 Just because I have stuff in my teeth? 196 00:10:02,974 --> 00:10:06,264 - We-we can work through this. - Just give it back. 197 00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:14,514 Five years is past the statute of limitations on proposals. 198 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,184 If you don't get married in that time, you have to re-propose. 199 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,744 - Will you... - Yes. Yes, you silly man. 200 00:10:21,777 --> 00:10:23,411 Let me finish. 201 00:10:23,437 --> 00:10:26,020 - Will you... - Yes! Sorry. 202 00:10:26,047 --> 00:10:28,220 - Yes. - Will y... 203 00:10:28,981 --> 00:10:30,948 Will you marry me... 204 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:35,014 on Thursday? I called your office-- you got nothing on Thursday. 205 00:10:35,029 --> 00:10:36,969 Will you marry me on Thursday? 206 00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:37,796 Yes. 207 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,385 Same ring. 208 00:10:50,726 --> 00:10:52,059 I can't believe it. 209 00:10:52,074 --> 00:10:54,077 It's Ted Mosby's wedding day! 210 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:57,200 Yes! After only seven years and two kids. 211 00:10:57,226 --> 00:10:59,447 Guys, am I rushing into this? 212 00:10:59,474 --> 00:11:01,507 - Whoa. - Oh, buddy, are you okay? 213 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,200 So tired. 214 00:11:04,224 --> 00:11:06,374 Baby no sleepy. 215 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:08,549 Barney dying. 216 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:10,716 Well, we're staying out till 3:00 a.m. tonight. 217 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:13,380 9:45! 218 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:16,350 Seriously, though, I am so proud of you. 219 00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:18,633 Not that you're a dad. It's like you're a totally 220 00:11:18,652 --> 00:11:20,319 - different pers... - Whoa! 221 00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:22,832 And... we're back. 222 00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:26,122 Hey. 223 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,503 - Hi. - What to join us for shots? 224 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:29,805 Shots? 225 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,957 Before lunch on a Thursday? 226 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,059 It's like you're trying to make bad decisions. 227 00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:37,615 You young ladies need to go home, 228 00:11:37,635 --> 00:11:41,138 put on some decent clothes and take a good hard look at your lives. 229 00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:42,635 Get! 230 00:11:43,674 --> 00:11:46,556 Call your parents-- they're probably worried sick. 231 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:51,567 I have officially seen everything. 232 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,619 Not everything. 233 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:06,217 - Hi. - Hi. 234 00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:13,957 I-I know I've... missed a couple lately, but... 235 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:17,085 we said we'd always be there for the big moments. 236 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,409 Aw, crap. 237 00:12:20,426 --> 00:12:22,086 Mascara running. 238 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:24,812 Nobody let her out of your sight. 239 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,135 - Hi, Daddy. - Whoa. 240 00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:31,198 Look, Robin, I'm really happy to see you, 241 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,622 but I don't think of you that way anymore. 242 00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:35,016 No, dummy, you had a kid. 243 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:38,356 - Congrats. - Right, yeah. Thanks. A kid. 244 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,068 - I'm tired. - Oh. 245 00:12:40,088 --> 00:12:42,281 But, uh, she's awesome. 246 00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:44,433 - Yeah? - Yeah. 247 00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:46,520 Daddy's home. 248 00:12:48,757 --> 00:12:50,417 Mm. 249 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,928 - Judge Fudge? Hey? - Hey... 250 00:12:52,954 --> 00:12:54,798 Actually, um, little announcement for everybody. 251 00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:57,140 I'm gonna be running for State Supreme Court. 252 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,066 Yeah. So if everything goes well, in a couple of months, 253 00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:02,644 you won't be calling me Judge Fudge anymore. 254 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,555 You'll be calling me Fudge Supreme. 255 00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:10,671 The man of the hour. 256 00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:13,497 Yeah. You RSVP'd no. 257 00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:15,448 I did. 258 00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:19,670 But someone pretty persuasive talked me into it. 259 00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:29,373 Sorry. I know it's bad luck to see the bride in her dress. 260 00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,358 Worth it. 261 00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,370 But I couldn't miss this. 262 00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:40,041 I want to get a picture. Get in! I want to take a picture of you guys. 263 00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,535 Come on, get together. 264 00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:45,705 Are you ready? All right, get in. All right. All right. 265 00:13:45,731 --> 00:13:47,806 One, two, 266 00:13:47,836 --> 00:13:48,729 three. 267 00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:58,635 Hey. Hey, you kids. 268 00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:01,724 Yeah, you didn't sound a thousand there. 269 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:07,417 Do you have any idea what happened right here in this very bar? 270 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,199 No. What happened? 271 00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:12,943 Just... 272 00:14:15,816 --> 00:14:18,550 ...just all kinds of stuff. 273 00:14:20,138 --> 00:14:22,565 - A toast. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:26,748 Okay, first off... to everyone at this table... 275 00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:30,493 ...I love you guys so much, I can't even... 276 00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:33,686 - Just move to the second part. - Okay, okay. Secondly, 277 00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:34,898 - to Ted... - Don't say it. 278 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:37,455 ...Evelyn Mosby. 279 00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:39,282 Thank you for that. 280 00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:40,834 A man with... 281 00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:46,259 more emotional endurance than anyone I know. 282 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,253 It was a long, difficult road. 283 00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:52,333 Thank God we finally got here. 284 00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:54,074 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 285 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:55,646 Aunt Lily wasn't wrong. 286 00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:59,161 It was at times a long, difficult road. 287 00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:01,338 But I'm glad it was long and difficult, because 288 00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:03,971 if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, 289 00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:06,958 the lesson might not have been as clear. 290 00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:10,989 You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew... 291 00:15:11,002 --> 00:15:14,023 I have to love this woman as much as I can 292 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,500 for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, 293 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,983 not even for a second. 294 00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:24,332 I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, 295 00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:27,052 every 5:00 a.m. Christmas morning, 296 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:30,726 every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. 297 00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:35,906 Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, 298 00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:38,216 I carried that lesson with me. 299 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:42,137 And I carried it with me when she got sick. 300 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,293 Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, 301 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,020 all I could do was look at her and thank God, 302 00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:53,059 thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, 303 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:58,017 and the whole universe, and anyone else I can possibly thank... 304 00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,748 ♪ Will I see you tonight? ♪ 305 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:05,113 ...that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform, 306 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,851 and that I had the guts to stand up, 307 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,672 walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, 308 00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:14,951 open my mouth, and speak. 309 00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:17,211 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi. 310 00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:18,978 - I'm the... - The best man. Yeah. Get in here, 311 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:20,912 - get in here, get in here. - Oh, thanks. Here, let me. 312 00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,539 Oh, okay. Thank you. 313 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,389 - Great show tonight. Yeah. - Oh, thank you. 314 00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:27,034 You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right? 315 00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:30,367 Yeah. And you are the professor. 316 00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:32,334 I took one of your classes. 317 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,095 - Really? Which one? - Mm-hmm. 318 00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,232 Econ 305. 319 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,300 Econ 305. I don't teach... 320 00:16:37,974 --> 00:16:40,134 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 321 00:16:40,147 --> 00:16:42,399 - Excuse me, I'm gonna jump onto the tracks now. - No. 322 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,048 No, no, no, don't. You were great, you were great. 323 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,117 Wait a second. 324 00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:49,113 This is my umbrella. 325 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,300 I left this umbrella at Cindy's-- you totally stole my umbrella. 326 00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:54,249 What? No, I didn't. 327 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,157 This is my umbrella. I bought this. 328 00:16:56,177 --> 00:17:00,783 Excuse me. It even has my initials on it right here: T.M. 329 00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:03,865 - Ted Mosby. - Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby. 330 00:17:03,885 --> 00:17:06,291 Those are my initials: T.M. 331 00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:09,133 - Tracy McConnell. - Um, no, Tracy McConnell, 332 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,768 it's T.M.-- Totally My umbrella. 333 00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:14,552 Uh, your T.M.-- Terribly Mistaken, 334 00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:18,306 because this umbrella has always belonged T.M.: 335 00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:19,896 To Me. 336 00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:25,548 Although... I did lose it for a few years there. 337 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,780 Um... so, I went to this dance club... 338 00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,467 On St. Patrick's Day. 339 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,898 ...on St. Patrick's Day. 340 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,538 And you left it there. 341 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,827 And I left it there. 342 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,891 And you never thought you'd see it again. 343 00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:41,474 And I never thought I'd see it again. 344 00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:48,033 Funny how sometimes you just... 345 00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:48,873 find things. 346 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,827 ♪ Will I see you tonight? ♪ 347 00:17:54,629 --> 00:17:56,571 - Hi. - Hi. 348 00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:01,187 ♪ Every night ♪ 349 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,910 ♪ It's just the same ♪ 350 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:09,814 ♪ All upon a downtown train. ♪ 351 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,106 And that, kids... 352 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:15,251 is how I met your mother. 353 00:18:16,524 --> 00:18:18,317 That's it? 354 00:18:18,337 --> 00:18:20,204 That's it. 355 00:18:20,228 --> 00:18:21,928 No. I don't buy it. 356 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:24,437 That is not the reason you made us listen to this. 357 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,177 Oh, really? 358 00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:27,727 Then what's the reason? 359 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,854 Let's look at the facts here. 360 00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,107 You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met mom. 361 00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:36,803 Yet mom's hardly in the story. No. 362 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,658 This is a story about how you're totally in love with Aunt Robin. 363 00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:41,987 And you're thinking about asking her out, 364 00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,640 and you want to know if we're okay with it. 365 00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:45,453 I can't believe this. 366 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:48,523 I kept this story short and to the point, 367 00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:50,823 and you guys still missed it. 368 00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:52,581 The point of the story is that... 369 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,940 Is that you totally, totally, totally have the hots for Aunt Robin. 370 00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:58,299 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 371 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,353 You're grounded. 372 00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,919 Wow, you are really into Aunt Robin. 373 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,700 You're grounded, too. 374 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:08,321 Okay, suppose I were interested in Aunt Robin in that way-- 375 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,876 it's not like I'd do anything about it. 376 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,242 I got you guys to think about. 377 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,054 Dad, we love Aunt Robin. 378 00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:17,109 Whenever she comes over for dinner, you guys are so obvious. 379 00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:18,509 Come on, Dad. 380 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,794 Mom's been gone for six years now. 381 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,623 It's time. 382 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:28,900 What, I just... just call her up on the phone and ask her out on a date? 383 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,741 - Yes. - Yes. 384 00:19:31,649 --> 00:19:33,249 And that... that's something you guys would want? 385 00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:35,192 - Yes! - Yes! 386 00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,418 All right, I'll give her a call. 387 00:19:42,451 --> 00:19:43,985 - Do it. - I am. 388 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,869 - Call her. - I'm calling her. 389 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,909 - Great. - Here I go. 390 00:19:52,449 --> 00:19:53,336 Or... 391 00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:59,731 All right, home sweet home. 392 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,818 Oh. Wait one second. 393 00:20:02,844 --> 00:20:05,623 Okay. Stay. 394 00:20:06,854 --> 00:20:08,462 We'll work on that. 395 00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:12,939 Television, display front door security. 396 00:20:13,849 --> 00:20:15,816 Television, dis... Oh, for Pete's sakes. 397 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,421 ♪ May come and go ♪ 398 00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:21,779 ♪ Our crooked dreams ♪ 399 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:24,857 ♪ Will always flow ♪ 400 00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:26,040 ♪ Remember ♪ 401 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,255 ♪ Remem... ♪ 402 00:20:28,276 --> 00:20:30,556 ♪ ber ♪ 403 00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:34,714 ♪ All we fight for ♪ 404 00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:38,161 ♪ Remember ♪ 405 00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:40,419 ♪ Remem... ♪ 406 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,659 ♪ ber ♪ 407 00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:47,220 ♪ All we fight for ♪ 408 00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:50,368 ♪ Remember ♪ 409 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,543 ♪ Remem... ♪ 410 00:20:52,562 --> 00:20:54,849 ♪ ber ♪ 411 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,958 ♪ All we fight for ♪ 412 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,974 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 413 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,081 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 414 00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:06,919 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 415 00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:11,938 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther