1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,919 NARRATOR: Previously on Supernatural: 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:05,796 Sammy. 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,674 Take your brother outside as fast as you can. Go. 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,429 DEAN: Dad's on a hunting trip. 5 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,347 And he hasn't been home in a few days. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,102 DEAN: This is Dad's book. 7 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,312 I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,148 You know, saving people, hunting things. 9 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,774 The family business. 10 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,109 I gotta find Dad. 11 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,111 It's the only thing I can think about. 12 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:46,628 Come on, man, is it much further? I'm cold. 13 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,672 Should be just up here. 14 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,637 -Whoa. -Here we go. 15 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,973 How did you find this place anyway, Thurston? 16 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,768 CRAlG: My cousin told me about it. 17 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,898 Oh, l am so not going in there. 18 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,358 Wusses. 19 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,986 We came all the way here, might as well check it out. 20 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,489 BOY 1 : Let's just hurry this up and get back to the car. 21 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,991 It's freaking cold out here. 22 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,829 Want me to hold your hand? 23 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,669 Are there any other parts l can hold? 24 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:30,005 Ew. Shut up, you loser. 25 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,423 Well, come on. 26 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,175 BOY 2: What? 27 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,856 No way. 28 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,692 Look at all this stuff. 29 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:54,196 Come on. lt's this way. 30 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,038 They say that it lives in the root cellar. 31 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,208 Goes after girls. Always girls. 32 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,753 It just strings them up. 33 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:14,466 "They say"? Who's "they"? Where did you hear this crap? 34 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,219 -l told you, my cousin. -And where did she hear it? 35 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,389 CRAlG: I don't know. She just heard it. 36 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,476 Whatever. Give me that thing. 37 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:49,501 CRAlG: Ooh, look, it's the evil root cellar. 38 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,754 No, where Satan cans all his vegetables. 39 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,758 Well, get your candy-asses down here and see for yourselves. 40 00:02:56,926 --> 00:03:02,389 It's just a basement full of skank-filled jars in some crap farmhouse. 41 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,142 I don't see anything scary. 42 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,645 Do you? 43 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,105 [LAUGHlNG] 44 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,942 What? 45 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,029 What? What is it? 46 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,827 Aah! 47 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,246 [BLUE OYSTER CULT'S "FlRE OF AN UNKNOWN ORlGIN" PLAYING ON RADlO] 48 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:13,252 [SINGlNG] A fire of unknown origin took my baby away 49 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,925 Ha-ha. Very funny. 50 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,176 [CHUCKLlNG] 51 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,386 Sorry. 52 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,764 Not a lot of scenery here in east Texas. Kind of gotta make your own. 53 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,767 Man, we're not kids anymore, Dean. 54 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,103 We're not gonna start that crap up again. 55 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,354 Start what up? 56 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,232 That prank stuff. It's stupid and it always escalates. 57 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,608 What's the matter, Sammy? 58 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,487 You afraid you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh? 59 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:44,616 -All right. Just remember, you started it. -Bring it on, baldy. 60 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,871 -Where are we, anyway? -Few hours outside of Richardson. 61 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,040 Give me the lowdown again. 62 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,961 All right, about a month or two ago... 63 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,630 ...kids go poking around this local haunted house. 64 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,467 -Haunted by what? -Apparently, a pretty misogynistic spirit. 65 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:07,556 Legend goes, it takes girls and strings them up in the rafters. 66 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,225 These kids see this dead girl hanging in the cellar. 67 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,978 -Anybody ID the corpse? -Well, that's the thing. 68 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,647 By the time the cops got there, the body was gone. 69 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,899 Cops are saying the kids were yanking chains. 70 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,526 Maybe the cops are right. 71 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,155 Maybe, but I read a couple of the kids' firsthand accounts. 72 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,907 -They seem sincere. -Where did you read these accounts? 73 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,246 I knew we'd be passing through Texas... 74 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:36,918 ...so last night, I surfed some local paranormal websites. 75 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,588 -And I found one. -And what's it called? 76 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,427 Hellhoundslair.com. 77 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,847 Let me guess. Streaming live out of Mom's basement. 78 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,932 -Yeah, probably. -Yeah. 79 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,351 Most of those websites wouldn't know... 80 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,062 ...a ghost if it bit them in the "persqueeter." 81 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:01,276 Look, we let Dad take off, which was a mistake, by the way. 82 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,861 Now we don't know where he is. 83 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:05,113 Meantime, we gotta find something to hunt. 84 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,573 No harm checking this out. 85 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,950 All right, so where do we find these kids? 86 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,621 Same place you always find kids in a town like this. 87 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,881 It was the scariest thing l ever saw, I swear to God. 88 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,967 From the moment we walked in. The walls were painted black. 89 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,636 -Red. -l think it was blood. 90 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,056 -All these freaky symbols. -Crosses and stars, and.... 91 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,891 -Pentagons. -Pentecostals. 92 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,726 Whatever, l had my eyes closed. 93 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,646 I can tell you this much: No matter what anybody says-- 94 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,481 -That poor girl. -With the black.... 95 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,317 -Blonde. -Red hair, just hanging there. 96 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,486 -Kicking. -Without even moving. 97 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,655 -She was real. -lt's 1 00 percent. 98 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,615 And kind of hot. 99 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,994 -Well, you know, in a dead sort of way. -Okay. 100 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,998 And how did you find out about this place, anyway? 101 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,667 -Craig. -Craig took us. 102 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,718 Fellas. Help you with anything? 103 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,847 -Yeah, are you Craig Thurston? -l am. 104 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,683 We're reporters with The Dallas Morning News. 105 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,643 -l'm Dean, this is Sam. CRAlG: No way. 106 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:22,065 Yeah, l'm a writer too. I write for my school's lit. magazine. 107 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,151 Well, good for you, Morrissey. 108 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:27,195 Um, we're doing an article on local hauntings. 109 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,448 Rumor has it you might know about one. 110 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,660 -You mean the Hell House? -That's the one. 111 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,371 I didn't think there was anything to the story. 112 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,165 Why don't you tell us the story. 113 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,962 Well, supposedly, back in the '30s... 114 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,214 ...this farmer, Mordechai Murdock, 115 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,050 he used to live in the house with his six daughters. 116 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:52,053 It was during the Depression, his crops were failing... 117 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,681 ...he didn't have enough money to feed his children. 118 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,893 So l guess that's when he went off the deep end. 119 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,478 How? 120 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:05,400 Well, he figured it was best if his girls died quick... 121 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,236 ...rather than starve to death. 122 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,322 So he attacked them. 123 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,326 And they screamed, begged for him to stop... 124 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,996 ...but he just strung them up, one after another. 125 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:22,000 And then when it was all finished, he turned around and hung himself. 126 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,505 Now they say that his spirit is trapped in the house forever... 127 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,924 ...stringing up any other girl that goes inside. 128 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,469 And where did you hear all this? 129 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:37,015 My cousin Dana told me. I don't know where she heard it from. 130 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,643 You gotta realize, I didn't believe this for a second. 131 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,853 But now you do. 132 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,191 I don't know what the hell to think, man. 133 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,778 You guys, l'll tell you exactly what I told the police, okay? 134 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:54,950 That girl was real, and she was dead. This was not a prank. 135 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,285 I swear to God, I don't wanna go anywhere near that house... 136 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,954 ...ever again, okay? 137 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,750 Thanks. 138 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:16,638 -Can't say l blame the kid. -Yeah, so much for curb appeal. 139 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,488 You got something? 140 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,533 -Yeah, but the EMF's no good. -Why? 141 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,829 I think that thing's still got a little juice in it. lt's screwing with all the readings. 142 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,082 -Yeah, that would do it. -Yeah. 143 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,001 Come on, let's go. 144 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,670 [THUNDER RUMBLlNG] 145 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,097 [WHlSTLES] 146 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:13,361 Looks like old man Murdock was a bit of a tagger during his time. 147 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,114 SAM: And after his time too. 148 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,619 The reverse cross has been used by Satanists for centuries... 149 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:24,914 ...but this Sigil of Sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the '60s. 150 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,126 -Huh. -That's exactly why you never get laid. 151 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,552 Hey, what about this one? You seen this one before? 152 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,142 SAM: No. 153 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:45,435 [CAMERA CLlCKlNG] 154 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,145 I have. 155 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,397 Somewhere. 156 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,614 It's paint. 157 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,909 Seems pretty fresh too. 158 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,079 I don't know, Sam. 159 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:07,499 I mean, l hate to agree with authority figures of any kind... 160 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,293 ...but the cops might be right about this one. 161 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,296 Yeah, maybe. 162 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,923 [RUSTLlNG] 163 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,435 [YELLING] 164 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:34,776 Cut. Just a couple of humans. 165 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,319 What are you guys doing here? 166 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,113 What the hell are you doing here? 167 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,366 We belong here. We're professionals. 168 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,537 -Professional what? -Paranormal investigators. 169 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,458 There you go. Take a look at that, boys. 170 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,336 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 171 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,298 -Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spangler. ED: Yep. 172 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,385 Hellhoundslair.com. You guys run that website? 173 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,139 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah, yeah. We're huge fans. 174 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,474 And we know who you guys are too. 175 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,812 -Oh, yeah? -Amateurs. 176 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,899 ED: Looking for ghosts and cheap thrills. Yeah. 177 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,401 So if you guys don't mind... 178 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,320 ...we're trying to conduct a serious scientific investigation here. 179 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,906 -Mm-hm. -Yeah? What do you got so far? 180 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,242 Harry, why don't you tell them about EMF? 181 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,661 -Well-- SAM: EMF? 182 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,748 -Electromagnetic field. ED: Mm-hm. 183 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,418 Spectral entities can cause energy fluctuations... 184 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,087 ...that can be read with an EMF detector... 185 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,673 ...like this bad boy right here. 186 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,384 HARRY: Whoa. Whoa. 187 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,052 -That's 2.8 MG. -Two point eight. 188 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,180 -lt's hot in here. -Wow. 189 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:49,476 Huh. So have you guys ever really seen a ghost before, or...? 190 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,521 Once. We were.... 191 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,941 We were investigating this old house... 192 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,778 ...and we saw a vase fall right off the table. 193 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,573 -By itself. -We didn't actually see it... 194 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:07,368 ...but we heard it, and something like that... 195 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,705 -...it changes you. DEAN: Yeah. 196 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,291 I think I get the picture. 197 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,376 We should go, let them get back to work. 198 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,795 -Yeah, you should. -Sam. 199 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,379 ED: Yeah, work. 200 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,798 [LAUGHlNG] 201 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,552 I'm sorry. That pot we smoked gave me the giggles. 202 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,555 Whoo. 203 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,978 -Hey. -Hey. What do you got? 204 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,647 I couldn't find a Mordechai... 205 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,442 ...but l did turn up a Martin Murdock who lived in that house in the '30s. 206 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,403 He did have children, but only two of them, both boys. 207 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,280 And there's no record he ever killed anyone. 208 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,407 -Huh. -What about you? 209 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:50,411 Kids didn't give a clear description of that girl. I did hit up the police station. 210 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,331 No matching missing persons. It's like she never existed. 211 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,917 Dude, come on. We did our digging. This one's a bust. 212 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,170 For all we know, those Hellhound boys made up the whole thing. 213 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,133 -Yeah, all right. -l say we find ourselves a bar... 214 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,845 ...and some beers and leave the legend to the locals. 215 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,433 [SALSA MUSIC BLARING ON RADlO] 216 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,143 DEAN: Whoa! 217 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,604 What the...? 218 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,147 [LAUGHlNG] 219 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,196 That's all you got? lt's weak. 220 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,700 That is bush league. 221 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,791 This is it. 222 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,379 -The point of no return. -Why do l have to go in there? 223 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,965 Because, Jill, you chose dare instead of truth. 224 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,968 You either have to grab a jar from Mordechai's cellar... 225 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,304 ...and bring it back, or.... 226 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,472 Or you can make out with me. 227 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,475 I'll take the homicidal ghost, thanks. 228 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,663 -Would you ever take that dare? -Hell, no. 229 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,682 [METAL SCRAPING] 230 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:42,398 Hello? 231 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,527 Is anybody there? 232 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,737 [CREAKING] 233 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,519 [CRASHlNG] 234 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,314 Okay. 235 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,737 Okay, okay, okay. 236 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,785 [SCREAMlNG] 237 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,351 [TALKlNG INDISTINCTLY] 238 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,484 Hold on one second, Mr. Goodwin. 239 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,444 What happened? 240 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,113 Cops say that poor girl hung herself in the house. 241 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,324 -Suicide? -Yeah. 242 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,786 And she was a straight-A student with a full ride to UT too. 243 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,080 It just don't make sense. 244 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,377 SAM: What do you think? 245 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,091 I think maybe we missed something. 246 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,891 [TALKlNG INDISTINCTLY] 247 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,818 The cops don't want any more kids screwing around in there. 248 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,113 Yeah, but we still gotta get in there. 249 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,365 [WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY] 250 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,119 I don't believe it. 251 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,040 I got an idea. 252 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,211 Who you gonna call? 253 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,255 POLlCEMAN: Hey, you. ED: What's that? 254 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,423 POLlCEMAN: Freeze. HARRY: Run. 255 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,718 -Come on. POLlCEMAN: Get back here. 256 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,720 -Stop. ED: Come on, don't leave me here. 257 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,013 POLlCEMAN: Hey. 258 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,066 Where have l seen that symbol? It's killing me. 259 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,735 Come on. We don't have much time. 260 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,273 Hey, Sam, I dare you to take a swig of this. 261 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,319 What the hell would l do that for? 262 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,325 I double dare you. 263 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,120 [CREAKING] 264 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,810 [SQUEALING] 265 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,939 I hate rats. 266 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,609 -You'd rather it was a ghost? -Yes. 267 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,243 [YELLING] 268 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,499 What kind of spirit is immune to rock salt? 269 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,833 I don't know. 270 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,794 Come on, come on, come on. 271 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,056 Go. Get out of here. 272 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,904 -Maybe we should just go. -No. 273 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,364 Would John Edward go? 274 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,241 No, we've lost the cops. 275 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,827 Let's find our center and get some work done. 276 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,204 Okay? All right, okay. 277 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,004 -Get that damn thing out of my face. SAM: Go, go, go. 278 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,298 -Sweet Lord.... -Of the Rings. 279 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,052 Run. Go, go, go. 280 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,431 Look, there's a-- Look. There's a man over there. 281 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,225 -l saw.... Where'd he go? -Boys. Come on. 282 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,436 No. He-- He was.... 283 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,618 What the hell is this symbol? 284 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,954 DEAN: It's bugging the hell out of me. 285 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,623 This whole damn job's bugging me. 286 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,044 I thought the legend said that Mordechai only goes after chicks. 287 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,462 -lt does. -All right. 288 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,964 That explains why he went after you. But why me? 289 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,342 Hilarious. 290 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,803 Legend also says he hung himself. But you see those slit wrists? 291 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,139 -Yeah. -What's up with that? 292 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,640 And the ax too? 293 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,809 Ghosts are usually pretty strict, right? 294 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,936 Following the same patterns over and over. 295 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,147 -But this mook keeps changing. -Exactly. 296 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,776 I'm telling you, the way the story goes.... 297 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,320 Wait a minute. 298 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,946 What? 299 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,492 Someone added a new posting to the Hellhound site. Listen to this: 300 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,078 "They say Mordechai Murdock was really a Satanist... 301 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,790 ...who chopped up his victims with an ax before slitting his own wrists. 302 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,001 Now he's imprisoned in the house for eternity." 303 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,253 Where the hell is this going? 304 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,134 I don't know. But l think I might have just figured out where it all started. 305 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,311 [ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG] 306 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,324 Hey, Craig. 307 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,159 Remember us? 308 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,665 Guys, look, l'm really not in the mood to answer any more of your questions. 309 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,210 Oh, don't worry. Don't worry. We're just here to buy an album, that's all. 310 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,803 You know, I couldn't figure out what that symbol was. 311 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,557 And then I realized it doesn't mean anything. 312 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,642 It's the logo for Blue Öyster Cult. 313 00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,729 Tell me, Craig. You into BÖC? 314 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,983 Or just scaring the hell out of people? 315 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:10,072 DEAN: Now, why don't you tell us about that house. 316 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,950 Without lying through your ass this time. 317 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:15,870 [SIGHS] 318 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,747 All right. 319 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,502 My cousin Dana was on break from TCU. 320 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,714 I guess we were just bored, looking for something to do. 321 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,592 So l showed her this abandoned dump l found. 322 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,679 We thought it'd be funny if we made it look like it was haunted. 323 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,598 So we painted symbols on the walls. 324 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,475 Some from some albums. 325 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:41,270 Some from some of Dana's theology textbooks. 326 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,607 Then we found out this guy, Murdock, used to live there... 327 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,569 ...so we made up some story to go along with that. 328 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:52,239 So they told people who told other people. 329 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,535 And then these two guys put it on their stupid website. 330 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,580 Everything just... 331 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,415 ...took on a life of its own. 332 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:06,253 I mean, l thought it was funny at first, but.... 333 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,090 Now that girl's dead. 334 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,929 It was just a joke. 335 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,724 You know, I mean, none of it was real. We made the whole thing up. 336 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,143 I swear. 337 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,022 DEAN: All right. 338 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,774 [CLEARS THROAT] 339 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:33,781 If none of it was real, how the hell do you explain Mordechai? 340 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,342 Hey, I'm back. 341 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,427 SAM: Hey, where were you? 342 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:57,429 DEAN: Oh, l went out. 343 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,474 SAM: So I think l might have a theory about what's going on. 344 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,769 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, what if Mordechai is a tulpa? 345 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,189 -Tulpa? -Yeah, a Tibetan Thought-form. 346 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,817 Yeah, no, l know what a tulpa is. 347 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,070 Hey, why don't you get dressed. I wanna go grab something to eat. 348 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,368 [WHlSTLlNG] 349 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,455 MAN: There you go, gents. -Thank you. 350 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,044 Dude, what's your problem? 351 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,671 -Nothing. l'm fine. -Yeah? 352 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,131 Yeah. 353 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,508 All right, so keep going. What about these tulpas? 354 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:38,804 Okay, so there was this incident in Tibet in 1 91 5. 355 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,307 Group of monks visualize a golem in their heads. 356 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:44,643 They meditate on it so hard, they bring the thing to life. 357 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,145 -Out of thin air. -So? 358 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,981 That was 20 monks. 359 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,191 Imagine what 1 0,000 web surfers could do. 360 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,820 I mean, Craig starts the story about Mordechai... 361 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,488 ...then it spreads, goes online. 362 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,991 Now countless people believe in the bastard. 363 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,701 Wait. You're trying to tell me... 364 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,371 ...that just because people believe in Mordechai, he's real? 365 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,832 I don't know. Maybe. 366 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:11,253 People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not hooked up every Christmas? 367 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:14,673 Because you're a bad person. And because of this: 368 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,636 That's a Tibetan spirit sigil. 369 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,888 SAM: On the wall of the house. 370 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,182 Craig said they were painting from a textbook. 371 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,768 I bet they painted this not even knowing what it was. 372 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,853 That sigil has been used for centuries. 373 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,689 Concentrating meditative thoughts like a magnifying glass. 374 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,733 People are on the Hellhound's website... 375 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,361 ...staring at the symbol, thinking about Mordechai.... 376 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:40,074 I mean, l don't know, but it might be enough to bring a tulpa to life. 377 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,201 It would explain why he keeps changing. 378 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,371 Right. As the legend changes, people think different things... 379 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:47,039 ...so Mordechai himself changes. 380 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,749 Like a game of Telephone. 381 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,959 Would also explain why rock salt didn't work. 382 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,379 Because he's not a traditional spirit, per se. 383 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:55,214 -Yeah. -Okay. So why don't we just... 384 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:58,258 ...get this spirit-sigil thingy off the wall and the website. 385 00:27:58,426 --> 00:27:59,635 Well, it's not that simple. 386 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:03,305 You see, once tulpas are created, they take on a life of their own. 387 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,227 Great. All right, so if he really is a Thought-form... 388 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,771 ...how the hell are we supposed to kill an idea? 389 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,565 Well, it's not gonna be easy with these guys helping us. 390 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,109 Check out their home page. 391 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,238 Since they posted the video... 392 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,282 ...the number of hits have quadrupled in the last day alone. 393 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,662 I got an idea. Come on. 394 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,415 -Where we going? -We need to find a copy store. 395 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,919 Man. l think l'm allergic to our soap or something. 396 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,295 [LAUGHlNG] 397 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,089 You did this? 398 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,261 -You're a frigging jerk. DEAN: Oh, yeah. 399 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,483 HARRY: No, no. 400 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,112 No, forget it. I'm not going back in there again. 401 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,449 Harry, look at me. Right here. Okay? 402 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,786 You're a ghost hunter. Okay? 403 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,956 I know but, Ed, I've never actually seen a real ghost before. 404 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,791 -An apparition. -This stuff here... 405 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:17,296 ...this is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. 406 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,799 With girls. Okay? Be brave. 407 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,635 Okay, W.W.B.D. 408 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,889 -What would Buffy do? Huh? -What would Buffy do? 409 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,475 I know, but, Ed, she's stronger than me. 410 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:30,851 It's okay. 411 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,060 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 412 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,146 -Who is it? DEAN: Come on out here. 413 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,522 We hear you in there. 414 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,483 It's them. 415 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,404 DEAN: Oh, look at that. 416 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,699 Action figures in their original packaging. What a shock. 417 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,075 Guys, we need to talk. 418 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:52,164 Yeah, sorry, guys, we're a little bit busy right now. 419 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:55,501 Well, we'll make it quick. We need you to shut down your website. 420 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,505 These guys get us busted last night. We spend the night in a cell. 421 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,549 I had to pee in front of people. And l get stage fright. 422 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,177 -Why should we trust you guys? -Look, guys... 423 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,554 ...we all know what we saw. What's in the house. 424 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,389 Thanks to your website... 425 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,850 ...there are thousands of people hearing about Mordechai. 426 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,520 Means people are gonna keep showing up at Hell House... 427 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:16,522 ...running into him, could get hurt. 428 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,106 -Yeah. -Maybe he's got a point. 429 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,858 -No. -No. 430 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:23,070 Okay, we have an obligation to our fans, to the truth. 431 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,113 I have an obligation to kick your asses-- 432 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,367 Dean. Dean. Hey, just forget it, all right? These guys.... 433 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:30,953 You could bitch-slap them. 434 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,872 I could probably even tell them that thing about Mordechai. 435 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,751 But they're still not gonna help us. 436 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,711 SAM: Let's just go. -Yeah, you're right. 437 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,797 -What'd you say about...? -No. Wait. 438 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,590 -Wait, wait. -Hold on a second here. 439 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,592 What thing about Mordechai, you guys? 440 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,595 -Don't tell them. -lf they agree to shut the website down.... 441 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,138 They're not. Said so yourself. 442 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,392 No, wait, wait. Don't listen to him, okay? We'll do it. 443 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,395 ED: We'll do it. 444 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,272 It's a secret, Sam. 445 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,942 Look, it is a pretty big deal. And it wasn't easy to dig up. 446 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,778 So only if we have your word you'll shut everything down. 447 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,572 Totally. 448 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,991 All right. 449 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,621 It's a death certificate from the '30s. 450 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,164 We got it at the library. 451 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,583 SAM: According to the coroner... 452 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:21,128 ...the actual cause of death was a self-inflicted gunshot wound. 453 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,754 He didn't hang or cut himself. 454 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:26,592 -He shot himself? SAM: Yep. With a .45 pistol. 455 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,095 -They say he's terrified of them. -lf you shoot him with a .45... 456 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,639 ...loaded with these special wrought-iron rounds... 457 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,267 ...you'd kill the son of a bitch. 458 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,982 ED: Harry. Slow your roll, buddy. 459 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,650 They're gonna know we're excited. 460 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,320 [CHATTERlNG] 461 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:50,324 [MACHlNE LAUGHING] 462 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:56,288 If you pull that string one more time, I'm gonna kill you. 463 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,166 [MACHlNE LAUGHING] 464 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:00,834 [CHUCKLlNG] 465 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,212 Come on, man. You need more laughter in your life. 466 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,923 You know, you're way too tense. 467 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,469 They post it yet? 468 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,642 "We've learned from reputable sources... 469 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:19,436 ...that Mordechai Murdock has a fatal fear of firearms." 470 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,980 All right. How long do we wait? 471 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:26,735 Long enough for the new story to spread and the legend to change. 472 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,155 I figure by nightfall, iron rounds will work on the sucker. 473 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,491 Sweet. 474 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,038 [LAUGHlNG] 475 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,500 You didn't. 476 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,877 Oh. l did. 477 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:48,840 [MACHlNE LAUGHING] 478 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,694 I'm telling you, I heard something. 479 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,070 Coming from over there. 480 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,991 [MACHlNE LAUGHING] 481 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,659 See? See? 482 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,452 There it is again. 483 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,917 What is that? 484 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,173 What the...? 485 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,238 I barely have any skin left on my palm. 486 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,074 I ain't touching that line with a 1 0-foot pole. 487 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:13,592 Well, you think old Mordechai's home? 488 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,428 I don't know. 489 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:17,804 ED: Me neither. 490 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,057 Whoa! Whoa! Hey. Whoa. 491 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,767 You trying to get yourself killed? 492 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,935 We're trying to get a book-and-movie deal. 493 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,025 HARRY: Oh, crap. 494 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:39,326 Uh, guys, you wanna.... You wanna go open that door for us? 495 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,161 Why don't you? 496 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,458 [YELLING] 497 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,513 Oh, God, he's gone. He's gone. 498 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,681 -Did you get him? -Yeah, they got him. 499 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,767 No, on camera. Did you get him on camera? 500 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,436 -Well, l.... -Let me see it. Let me see it. 501 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,860 Hey. 502 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,364 Didn't you post that B.S. story we gave you? 503 00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:19,366 -Of course. -Then our server crashed. 504 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,618 -Yeah. -So it didn't take? 505 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,621 So these-- These guns don't work? 506 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,206 Yeah. 507 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,626 Great. Sam, any ideas? 508 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,878 -We are getting out of here. -Yeah. 509 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,380 Come on, Ed. 510 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:34,965 ED: Yeah. 511 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,301 [YELLING] 512 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,639 Okay. Let's go, let's go. 513 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,310 Mother, Mary and Joseph.... 514 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:50,814 The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. 515 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,191 SAM: Hey. 516 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,986 Come and get it, you ugly son of a bitch. 517 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,831 -Get out of here. Now. -Run. 518 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,207 We're out of here. 519 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,387 [GASPlNG] 520 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,389 Dean. 521 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,850 Hey. 522 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,769 Go, go. 523 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,191 Come on. 524 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,776 Mordechai can't leave the house, we can't kill him.... 525 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,904 We improvise. 526 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:00,675 That's your solution? 527 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,386 SAM: Burn the whole damn place to the ground? 528 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,888 No one will go in anymore. 529 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:08,767 I mean, Mordechai can't haunt a house if there's no house to haunt. 530 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:11,228 DEAN: It's fast and dirty, but it works. 531 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,731 What if the legend changes and Mordechai is allowed to leave? 532 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,235 Well, then we'll just have to come back. 533 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:24,741 Kind of makes you wonder. 534 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,826 Of all the things we hunted... 535 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,413 ...how many existed just because people believed in them? 536 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:56,189 ED: I was thinking that Mordechai has a really super-high attack bonus. 537 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,024 HARRY: Dude, I got the munchies right now. 538 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,568 -Gentlemen. -Hey, guys. 539 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,531 -Should we tell them? -Eh, might as well. 540 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,700 They're gonna read about it in the trades. 541 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:10,036 This morning we got a phone call from an important Hollywood producer. 542 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,956 -Oh, yeah, wrong number? -No, smart-ass. 543 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,542 He read all about the Hell House on our website... 544 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,628 ...and wants to option the motion-picture rights. 545 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,047 Maybe even have us write it. 546 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:23,967 -And create the RPG. -The what? 547 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,678 -Role-playing game. -Right. 548 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:30,974 Little lingo for you. Anywho, excuse us. 549 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,559 We're off to La-La Land. 550 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,353 Well, congratulations. That sounds really great. 551 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,230 Yeah, that's awesome. Best of luck. 552 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,525 Oh, yeah, luck. lt's got nothing to do with it. It's about talent. 553 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,569 You know, sheer, unabashed talent. 554 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,906 Later. 555 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,334 See you around. 556 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,256 Wow. 557 00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:06,259 -l have a confession to make. -What's that? 558 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,764 I was the one who called them and told them l was a producer. 559 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,891 [LAUGHlNG] 560 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,770 I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat. 561 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:23,777 Truce? 562 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:28,114 Yeah, truce. At least for the next hundred miles. 563 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,210 [BLUE OYSTER CULT'S "BURNlN' FOR YOU" PLAYlNG ON RADIO] 564 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,725 [ENGLISH SDH]