1 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,571 -Uh, can I help you? -Sure hope so. 2 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,615 Agents DeYoung and Shaw. Just need to ask you a few questions. 3 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,410 Anything strange in the building last couple of days? 4 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,705 -Like what? -Some tenants reported flickering lights. 5 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,082 I don't think so. Why? 6 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,294 What about noises? Any skittering in the walls, kind of like rats? 7 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:48,630 And the FBI is investigating a rodent problem? 8 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,299 What about cold spots? 9 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,634 Feel any sudden drops in temperature? 10 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,973 I knew it. You guys are LARPing, aren't you? 11 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,433 -Excuse me? -You're fans. 12 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,143 -Fans of what? -What is LARPing? 13 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,936 Like you don't know. 14 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,815 Live-action role playing. 15 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,318 And pretty hardcore too. 16 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,154 Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. 17 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,364 Asking questions like the building's haunted. 18 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,326 Like those guys from the books. What are they called? 19 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:18,994 Supernatural. 20 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:26,835 Two guys use fake IDs with rock aliases, hunt down ghosts, demons, vampires. 21 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,129 What are their names? 22 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,173 Steve and Dirk? 23 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,259 Sal and Dane? 24 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,012 -Sam and Dean? -That's it. 25 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,139 You're saying this is a book? 26 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,974 Books. It was a series. 27 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,186 Didn't sell a lot of copies though. 28 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,356 Kind of more of an underground cult following. 29 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,150 Let's see. Um.... 30 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,404 Ah. There. 31 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,865 That's the first one, I think. 32 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,120 DEAN: "Supernatural, By Carver Edlund. 33 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,205 Along a lonely California highway... 34 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,291 ...a mysterious woman in white lures men to their deaths." 35 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,709 Give me that. 36 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,508 We're gonna need all the copies of Supernatural you got. 37 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,927 [HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING] 38 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,904 This is freaking insane. 39 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,323 -How's this guy know all this stuff? -You got me. 40 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,534 Everything is in here. I mean, everything. 41 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,744 From the racist truck to me having sex. 42 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,413 I'm full-frontal in here, dude. 43 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,249 How come we haven't heard of them before? 44 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,667 They were pretty obscure. 45 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,086 I mean, almost zero circulation. 46 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:55,007 Started in '05. Publisher put out a couple dozen before going bankrupt. 47 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,760 And the last one, No Rest for the Wicked... 48 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,347 ...ends with you going to hell. 49 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,058 Well, I reiterate. Freaking insane. 50 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,062 Oh, check it out, there's actually fans. Not many of them, but still. 51 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,272 -You read this? -Yeah. 52 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,774 For fans, they do complain a lot. Listen to this. 53 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:18,614 Simpatico says, "The demon story line is trite, clichéd and overall craptastic." 54 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,949 Yeah, well, screw you, Simpatico, we lived it. 55 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,285 Yeah. Well, keep on reading. 56 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,120 Gets better. 57 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,458 There are Sam Girls and Dean Girls and-- What's a slash fan? 58 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,168 As in... 59 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,378 ...Sam-slash-Dean. 60 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,631 Together. 61 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,135 -Like, "together" together? -Yeah. 62 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,890 -They do know we're brothers, right? -Doesn't seem to matter. 63 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,101 Oh, come on. That-- That's just sick. 64 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,148 -We gotta find this Carver Edlund. -That might not be so easy. 65 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,276 -Why not? -No tax records, no known address. 66 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,779 Looks like Carver Edlund is a pen name. 67 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,656 Somebody's gotta know who he is. 68 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,618 So you published the Supernatural books? 69 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,161 Yup. Yeah. 70 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,497 Gosh, these books. 71 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,166 They never really got the attention they deserved. 72 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,002 All anybody wants to read anymore is that romance crap. 73 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,755 You know, Dr. Sexy, M.D.? 74 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,965 -Please. -Right. 75 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:22,844 Well, we're hoping that our article can shine a light on an underappreciated series. 76 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:27,474 Yeah. If we got a little bit of good press, then maybe we could start publishing again. 77 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:28,976 No, no, no. God, no. 78 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,353 Why would you wanna do that? 79 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,106 You know, it's such a complete series... 80 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,858 ...what with Dean going to hell and all. 81 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,445 Oh, my God, that was one of my favorite ones... 82 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:44,032 ...because Dean was so strong and sad and brave. 83 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,202 And Sam-- I mean, the best parts are when they cry. 84 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:51,290 You know, like in Heart, when Sam had to kill Madison... 85 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,710 ...the first woman since Jessica he really loved. 86 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:58,547 And in Home, when Dean had to call John and ask him for help. 87 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,798 [WHISPERS] What the--? 88 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,633 [WHIMPERS] 89 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,884 Gosh. 90 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,388 If only real men were so open and in touch with their feelings. 91 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,265 -Real men? -Uh-- 92 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,185 I mean, no offense. How often do you cry like that? 93 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,814 Well, right now, I'm crying on the inside. 94 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,234 -Is that supposed to be funny? -Lady, this whole thing is funny. 95 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,405 How do I know you two are legit, hm? 96 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,240 Oh, trust me. 97 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,242 We, uh-- We're legit. 98 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,911 Don't want any smart-ass article making fun of my boys. 99 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,580 -No, no, no. Never. -No, that's-- 100 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,291 We are actually, um... 101 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,752 ...big fans. 102 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:40,088 -Hm. You've read the books. -Cover to cover. 103 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,091 -What's the year and model of the car? -1967 Chevy Impala. 104 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,093 -What's May 2nd? -That's my-- 105 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,095 That's Sam's birthday. 106 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,431 January 24th is Dean's. 107 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,058 Sam's score on the LSAT? 108 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,519 One... 109 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,105 ...seventy-four. 110 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,607 Dean's favorite song? 111 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,442 It's a tie. 112 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,237 Between Zep's "Rambling On" and "Traveling Riverside Blues." 113 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,281 [CHUCKLES] 114 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,284 Okay. Okay. What do you wanna know? 115 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,745 What's Carver Edlund's real name? 116 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,831 -Oh, no. No, sorry, I can't do that. -We just wanna talk to him. 117 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,125 Get the Supernatural story in his own words. 118 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,461 He's very private. Just like Salinger. 119 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:22,631 Please. 120 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:26,093 Like I said, we are, um, heh... 121 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:28,637 ...big... 122 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,598 ...big fans. 123 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:39,898 Awesome. 124 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,485 One sec. You know what? 125 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,240 I got one too. 126 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,159 Wow, you are a fan. 127 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,037 Ha. Wow. 128 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,372 Okay. 129 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:59,668 His name's Chuck Shurley. And he's a genius, so don't piss him off. 130 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,845 [CLEARS THROAT] 131 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:16,309 "Sam and Dean approached the rundown-- 132 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:23,692 --approached the ramshackle house with trepidation. 133 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:29,448 CHUCK: Did they really want to learn the secrets... 134 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,533 ...that lay beyond that door? 135 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,120 Sam and Dean traded soulful looks. 136 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,332 Then... 137 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:43,545 ...with determination, Dean pushed the doorbell... 138 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,964 ...with forceful... 139 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,258 ...determination." 140 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,635 [SCOFFS] 141 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,888 [DOORBELL RINGS] 142 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,141 DEAN: You Chuck Shurley? 143 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,227 The Chuck Shurley who wrote the Supernatural books? 144 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,229 Maybe. Why? 145 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,565 I'm Dean. This is Sam. 146 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,109 The Dean and Sam you've been writing about. 147 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,069 [WHISPERS] Yeah. 148 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,239 [RINGS] 149 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:16,161 Look, uh, I appreciate your enthusiasm. 150 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,830 Really, I do. It's always nice to hear from the fans. 151 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,542 But for your own good, I strongly suggest you get a life. 152 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,253 See, here's the thing. 153 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,963 We have a life. 154 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,424 You've been using it to write your books. 155 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:32,844 -Wait a minute. Now, this isn't funny. -Damn straight, it's not funny. 156 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,263 -How you're doing it? -I'm not doing anything. 157 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,766 -Are you a hunter? -What? No, I'm a writer. 158 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:41,353 Then how do you know so much about demons and tulpas and changelings? 159 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,563 Is this some kind of Misery thing? 160 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:48,109 -It is, isn't it? It's a Misery thing. -It's not a Misery thing. We are not fans. 161 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,363 -Well, then what do you want? -I'm Sam and that's Dean. 162 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,450 Sam and Dean are fictional characters. I made them up. They're not real. 163 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,413 -Are those real guns? DEAN: Yup. 164 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,876 This is real rock salt, these are real fake IDs. 165 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:11,633 Heh. I gotta hand it to you guys. You really are my number one fans. 166 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,429 That's awesome. So there's-- I think I've got some posters in the house. 167 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,640 -Chuck, stop. -Wait. Please, don't hurt me. 168 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,601 How much do you know? Do you know about the angels? 169 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,144 Or Lilith breaking seals? 170 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,563 How do you know about that? 171 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,148 -Question is how do you? -Because I wrote it. 172 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,567 -You kept writing? -Yeah. 173 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,404 Even after the publisher went bankrupt. But those books never came out. 174 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,156 Okay, wait. Heh, heh, heh. 175 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,617 This is some kind of joke, right? Did that--? 176 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,869 Did Phil put you up to this? 177 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:44,291 Well, nice to meet you. I'm Dean Winchester and this is my brother, Sam. 178 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,878 Last names were never in the books. 179 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,632 I never told anybody about that. I never even wrote that down. 180 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,018 -Oh! Oh, you're still there. -Yup. 181 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,104 -You're not a hallucination. -Nope. 182 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,356 Well, there's only one explanation. 183 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,650 Obviously, I'm a god. 184 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,860 You're not a god. 185 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,320 How else do you explain it? 186 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,447 I write things and then they come to life. 187 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,449 Yeah, no, I'm definitely a god. 188 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,036 A cruel, cruel, capricious god. 189 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,581 The things I put you through. The physical beatings alone. 190 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:25,957 We're still in one piece. 191 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,710 I killed your father. I burned your mother alive. 192 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,547 You had to go through the whole horrific deal again with Jessica. 193 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,174 -Chuck. -All for what? 194 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,384 All for the sake of literary symmetry. 195 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:43,058 I toyed with your lives, your emotions, for entertainment. 196 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,894 You didn't toy with us, Chuck, okay? You didn't create us. 197 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,814 Did you really have to live through the bugs? 198 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,149 Yeah. 199 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,235 -What about the ghost ship? -Yes, that too. 200 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,404 I am so sorry. 201 00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:01,493 I mean, horror is one thing, but to be forced to live bad writing. 202 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,372 If I'd known it was real, I would have done another pass. 203 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,667 -Chuck, you're not a god. -We think you're probably just psychic. 204 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,168 No. 205 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,380 If I were psychic, you think I'd be writing? 206 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,756 Writing is hard. 207 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,677 It seems that somehow you're just focused on our lives. 208 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,095 Yeah, like laser focused. 209 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,015 Are you working on anything right now? 210 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,059 Holy crap. 211 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,602 What? 212 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,273 The latest book. 213 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,944 -It's, uh-- It's kind of weird. -Weird how? 214 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,738 It's very Vonnegut. 215 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,616 Slaughterhouse-Five Vonnegut or Cat's Cradle Vonnegut? 216 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,284 -What? -What? 217 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,748 It's Kilgore Trout Vonnegut. 218 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,625 I wrote myself into it. 219 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,919 I wrote myself... 220 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,963 ...at my house... 221 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,465 ...confronted by my characters. 222 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,101 I'm in a Laundromat, reading about myself in a Laundromat... 223 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:12,272 -...reading about myself. My head hurts. -There's something this guy's not telling us. 224 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,318 "Sam tossed his gigantic darks into the machine. 225 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,989 He was starting to doubt Chuck, whether he was telling the whole truth." 226 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,324 -Stop it. -"'Stop it,' Sam said." 227 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:25,910 Guess what you do next. 228 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:32,876 "Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive." 229 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,003 I don't know how, but this guy is doing it. 230 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,296 I can't see your face... 231 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,424 ...but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders. 232 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,344 You just thought I was a dick. 233 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,892 Guy's good. 234 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,103 [CHUCK BREATHING HEAVILY] 235 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,560 So you wrote another chapter? 236 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,896 This was easier before you were real. 237 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,564 We can take it. Just spit it out. 238 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,902 -You especially are not gonna like this. -I didn't like hell. 239 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,114 It's Lilith. 240 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,408 She's coming for Sam. 241 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,080 -Coming to kill him? -When? 242 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,540 Tonight. 243 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,752 She's just gonna show up? Here? 244 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,381 See, it's, uh.... 245 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,509 "Lilith patted the bed seductively. 246 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,595 Unable to deny his desire, Sam succumbed... 247 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,932 ...and they sank into the throes of fiery demonic passion." 248 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,851 [SAM LAUGHS] 249 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,688 You're kidding me? 250 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,566 -You think this is funny? -You don't? I mean, come on. 251 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,359 "Fiery demonic passion?" 252 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,613 -It's just a first draft. It's not-- -Wait, wait, wait. Lilith is a little girl. 253 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:32,787 No. This time, she's a "comely dental hygienist from Bloomington, Indiana." 254 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,665 Great. Perfect. 255 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,211 So, what happens after the fiery demonic whatever? 256 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,424 -I don't know. It hasn't come to me yet. -Dean, look, there's nothing to worry about. 257 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,092 Lilith and me? 258 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,302 In bed? 259 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,431 -How does this whole psychic thing work? -You mean my process? 260 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,308 Yes, your process. 261 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,477 Well, it usually starts with a headache. 262 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,563 A really bad headache. 263 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:04,485 Aspirin is useless, so I drink until I fall asleep. 264 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,821 At first, I thought it was just a crazy dream. 265 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,699 -First time you dreamt about us? -It flowed. 266 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,326 It just-- It kept flowing. 267 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,120 It still does. I can't stop it, really. 268 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,497 -You can't seriously believe-- -Humor me. 269 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,419 Look, why don't we--? We just-- 270 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,677 Take a look at these and see what's what. 271 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,681 -You-- -Knew you were gonna ask for that. Yeah. 272 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,312 Dean, come on. 273 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,566 "The minivan accident wasn't that bad, but Dean was still seeing stars. 274 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:48,696 He scratched absently at the pink flower Band-Aids on his face." 275 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,782 -So? -So I've seen you gushing blood. 276 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,953 You'd use duct tape and bar rags before you'd put on a pink flower Band-Aid. 277 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,246 -What's your point? -My point is this... 278 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,707 ...all of this is totally implausible. It's nuts. 279 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,378 He's been right about everything. You think he'll ground out at first now? 280 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,716 "Dean slid behind the wheel of his beloved Impala and drove off... 281 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,387 ...the plastic tarp on the rear window flapping like the wings of a crow." 282 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,222 -A tarp? -Yeah, on the rear window. 283 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,141 -You drive it like that. -Might be wrong about the details. 284 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,894 -Doesn't mean he's wrong about the result. -We just run? 285 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,898 Dude, we are a long way from ready for a face-to-face death match with Lilith. 286 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,155 OFFICER: Hold up. 287 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,912 DEAN: What seems to be the problem? -Bridge is out ahead. 288 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,581 -We're just trying to get out of town. OFFICER: Afraid not. 289 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,166 -Is there a detour? -Nope. 290 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:47,005 -No sideroad to the highway? -To get to the highway, you cross that river. 291 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,174 -To cross the river, you take that bridge. DEAN: How deep's the river? 292 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,927 Sorry. Afraid you boys have to spend the night in town. 293 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,105 Hey, this could be a good thing. 294 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:08,776 If this is what puts us on the path to Lilith, then all we gotta do is get off the path. 295 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,487 -How do you mean? -It's a blueprint of what not to do. 296 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,532 -I mean, if the pages say that we go left-- -Then we go right. 297 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,910 Exactly. We get off book, we never make it to the end. 298 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,912 It's opposite day. 299 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,958 It says that we get into a fight, so no fighting. 300 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,209 No research for you. 301 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,087 No bacon cheeseburger for you. 302 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,757 No problem. I'll order something else. 303 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,301 -Hey. -Hi, what's good? 304 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,761 Well, if you like burgers... 305 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,639 ...Oprah's girlfriend said we have the best bacon cheeseburgers in the country. 306 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,975 -Really. -I'll just have the Cobb salad, please. 307 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,982 I'll have the veggie tofu burger. 308 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,488 Thanks. 309 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,407 -This is ridiculous. -Lilith is ridiculous? 310 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,744 -The idea of me hooking up with her is. -Right. 311 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,121 Because something like that could never happen. 312 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,130 Dean, for the first time, we have warning that Lilith is close. 313 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,093 -So? -So... 314 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,594 ...we've got the jump on her. 315 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,515 If we know when she's coming, we know where-- 316 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,683 -This is an opportunity. -Are you--? 317 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,148 It frustrates me when you say such reckless things. 318 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,276 Well, it frustrates me when you'd rather hide than fight. 319 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,119 Cobb salad for you. 320 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,579 And the tofu veggie burger for you. 321 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,498 Thank you. 322 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,377 It's not hiding, it's being smart. 323 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,631 It's picking your battles. This is a battle that we are not ready to fight. 324 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,974 Oh, my God. 325 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,060 This is delicious. 326 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,979 Tofu is amazing. 327 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,188 WAITRESS: I am so sorry. 328 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,400 I gave you the bacon cheeseburger by mistake. 329 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,206 SAM: Dude, this place charges by the hour. 330 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,709 DEAN: The book says Lilith finds you at the Red Motel. 331 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,335 Hence, the Hooker Inn. 332 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,254 It's opposite day, remember? 333 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,141 What are you doing? 334 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,602 Couple of hex bags ought to Lilith-proof the room. 335 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,062 What, I'm supposed to just hole up here all night? 336 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,525 That's exactly what you're gonna do, okay? And no research. I don't care what you do. 337 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:59,030 You can use the Magic Fingers or watch Casa Erotica on pay-per-view. 338 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,703 -Oh, dude, come on. -Just call it a little insurance. 339 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,457 What are you gonna do? 340 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,629 The pages say I spend all day riding around in the Impala, so I'm gonna go park her. 341 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,924 Behave yourself, would you? 342 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,258 No homework. 343 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,385 Watch some porn. 344 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,507 [RATTLING] 345 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,218 Hey! 346 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,930 [CAR HORN HONKS] 347 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,352 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 348 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,524 -You wanted to see me? -Yeah. 349 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,861 Thanks for coming. 350 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,697 Yeah, sure. 351 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,825 Um... 352 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,495 ...I was just wondering how much you know. 353 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,830 About me. 354 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:35,126 -What do you mean? -Have you seen visions of me? 355 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,211 When I'm not with Dean? 356 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,089 Oh. 357 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,383 You wanna know if I know about the demon blood. 358 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,845 You didn't tell Dean. 359 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,472 I didn't even write it into the books. 360 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,892 I was afraid it'd make you look unsympathetic. 361 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,854 -Unsympathetic? -Yeah, come on, Sam. 362 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,064 I mean, sucking blood? 363 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,191 You gotta know that's wrong. 364 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,161 It scares the hell out of me. I-- 365 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,665 I mean, I feel it inside of me. 366 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,418 I wish to God I could stop. 367 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,754 But you keep going back. 368 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,049 What choice have I got? 369 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,593 If it helps me kill Lilith, stop the Apocalypse--? 370 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,178 I thought that was Dean's job. 371 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,430 That's what the angels say, right? 372 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,474 Dean's not-- 373 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,436 He's not Dean lately. 374 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,563 Ever since he got out of hell, he-- 375 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,900 He needs help. 376 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,194 So you gotta carry the weight? 377 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,613 Well, he's looked after me my whole life. 378 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,949 -I can't return the favor. -Yeah, sure you can. 379 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,451 I mean... 380 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,870 ...if that's what this is. 381 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,122 SAM: What else would it be? 382 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,292 I don't know. 383 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,712 Maybe the demon blood makes you feel stronger. 384 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,047 More in control. 385 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,594 No. 386 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,263 That's not true. 387 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,476 I'm sorry, Sam. 388 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,815 I know it's a terrible burden, feeling that it all rests on your shoulders. 389 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:21,982 Does it? 390 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,654 All rest on my shoulders. 391 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,156 That seems to be where the story's headed. 392 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,163 Am I strong enough to stop Lilith tonight? 393 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,207 I don't know. 394 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,460 I haven't seen that far yet. 395 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,133 WOMAN: Oh, thank God. Just take it easy. You're gonna be okay. 396 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,177 -Stars. -What was that? 397 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,596 Ugh. 398 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:56,642 I'm so sorry. I just didn't see you. Are you okay? 399 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,357 And sorry about-- 400 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,526 You know. 401 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,695 My daughter's going through a doctor phase. 402 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,196 What are you talking about? 403 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,698 You're better now. 404 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,536 Oh, no. 405 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,082 -Dean. -I take it you knew I'd be here. 406 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,335 You look terrible. 407 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,588 That's because I just got hit by a minivan, Chuck. 408 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,215 Oh. 409 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,510 That it? 410 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:16,597 Every damn thing you write about me comes true, all you have to say is, "oh"? 411 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,098 Please don't yell at me. 412 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,060 I get the feeling there's something you're not telling us. 413 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,896 -What wouldn't I tell you? -How you know what you know. 414 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,607 -I don't know how I know. I just do. -Not good enough. 415 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,153 -How the hell are you doing this? CASTIEL: Dean, let him go. 416 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,615 This man is to be protected. 417 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,952 Why? 418 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,870 He's a prophet of the Lord. 419 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,760 You-- 420 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,097 You're Castiel, aren't you? 421 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,100 It's an honor to meet you, Chuck. 422 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,228 I admire your work. 423 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,401 Whoa, whoa, what? This guy? A prophet? 424 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,905 Come on. He's practically a Penthouse Forum writer. 425 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,323 Did you know about this? 426 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,076 I, uh-- I might have dreamt about it. 427 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,494 And you didn't tell us? 428 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,954 It was too preposterous. 429 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,872 Not to mention arrogant. 430 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,334 I mean, writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? 431 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,837 That's like M. Night-level douchiness. 432 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,674 DEAN: This guy decides our fate? -He isn't deciding anything. 433 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:38,012 He's a mouthpiece, a conduit for the inspired word. 434 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,222 The word? 435 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,391 The word of God? 436 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,184 Like the New New Testament? 437 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:47,938 One day, these books, they'll be known as the Winchester Gospel. 438 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,400 DEAN & CHUCK: You gotta be kidding me. 439 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,986 I am not kidding you. 440 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,785 If you'll both please excuse me one minute. 441 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,251 Him? Really? 442 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,545 You should have seen Luke. 443 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,760 Why'd he get tapped? 444 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:22,348 I don't know how prophets are chosen. 445 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,061 The order comes from high up on the celestial chain of command. 446 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,021 -How high? -Very. 447 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,067 Well, whatever. How do we get around this? 448 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,735 Around what? 449 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:38,572 The Sam-Lilith love connection. How do we stop it from happening? 450 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,827 What the prophet has written can't be unwritten. 451 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,414 As he has seen it... 452 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,584 ...so it shall come to pass. 453 00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,771 We're getting out of here. 454 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,898 -What? Where? -Anywhere, okay? 455 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,733 Out of this motel, out of this town. 456 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,152 I don't care if we gotta swim. We are getting out. 457 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,994 Dude, where are all the hex bags? 458 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,289 -I burned them. -You what? 459 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,875 Look, if Lilith is coming, which is a big if-- 460 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,044 No, no, no. It's more than an if. 461 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,839 Chuck is not a psychic. 462 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,757 -He's a prophet. -What? 463 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:42,594 Cas showed up. And apparently, Chuck is writing the gospel of us. 464 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,433 -Okay. -Okay. 465 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,810 Let's get the hell out of here. 466 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,479 No. 467 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:57,151 -Lilith will slaughter you. -Maybe she will, maybe she won't. 468 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,737 -You think you can take her? -Only one way to find out. 469 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:00,988 -Bring her on. -Sam-- 470 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,656 You think I'll do it, don't you? 471 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,659 -You think I'll go dark side. -Yes. 472 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,077 Okay? Yes. 473 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:10,831 The way you've been acting lately? The things you've been doing? 474 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,624 Oh, I know. 475 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:18,005 How you ripped Alastair apart like it was nothing, like you were swatting a fly. 476 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,175 Cas told me, okay? 477 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,636 -What else did he tell you? -Nothing I don't already know. 478 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,681 You've been using psychic crap and getting stronger. 479 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,476 -Just don't know why and how. -It's not what you think. 480 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:31,935 Then what is it, Sam? 481 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,771 Because I'm at a total loss. 482 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,539 Are you coming or not? 483 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,543 No. 484 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,475 [COINS CLANKING] 485 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,863 Well, I feel stupid doing this... 486 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,825 ...but I am fresh out of options. 487 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,952 So please... 488 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,746 ...I need some help. 489 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,126 I'm praying, okay? 490 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,087 Come on. 491 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,673 Please. 492 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,592 CASTIEL: Prayer is a sign of faith. 493 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,012 This is a good thing, Dean. 494 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,601 -So you'll help me? -I'm not sure what I can do. 495 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,437 Drag Sam out of here now, before Lilith shows up. 496 00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,772 It's a prophecy. 497 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,400 I can't interfere. 498 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:07,406 You have tested me and thrown me every which way. 499 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,784 And I have never asked for anything. 500 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,161 Not a damn thing. 501 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:16,206 But now I'm asking. 502 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,166 I need your help. 503 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:20,377 Please. 504 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,007 What you're asking... 505 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,593 ...it's not within my power to do. 506 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,636 -Why, because it's divine prophecy? -Yes. 507 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:33,223 So, what, we're just supposed to sit around and wait for it to happen? 508 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,437 I'm sorry. 509 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,400 Screw you. 510 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,527 You and your mission. 511 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,279 Your God. 512 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,908 If you don't help me now... 513 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,619 ...then when the time comes and you need me... 514 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,456 ...don't bother knocking. 515 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,043 Dean. 516 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,170 -Dean. -What? 517 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,134 You must understand why I can't intercede. 518 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:12,596 -Prophets are special. They're protected. -I get that. 519 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:17,684 If anything threatens a prophet, anything at all... 520 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:20,520 ...an archangel will appear to destroy that threat. 521 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,940 Archangels are fierce. 522 00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,359 They're absolute. 523 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:28,028 They're heaven's most terrifying weapon. 524 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,782 And these archangels, they're tied to prophets? 525 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,033 Yes. 526 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:39,373 So if a prophet was in the same room as a demon-- 527 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:43,877 Then the most fearsome wrath of heaven would rain down on that demon. 528 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,173 Just so you understand... 529 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,300 ...why I can't help. 530 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,056 Thanks, Cas. 531 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:57,724 Good luck. 532 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,978 [DOOR OPENS] 533 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,730 What are you doing here? I didn't write this. 534 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,899 Come on. I need you to come with me. 535 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,693 -What? Where? -Motel where Sam is. 536 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,404 -That's where Lilith is. -Yeah, I need you to stop her. 537 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,739 Are you insane? Lilith? 538 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,325 I know what she's capable of, Dean. I wrote her. 539 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:19,413 All right, listen to me. You have an archangel tethered to you, okay? 540 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,915 All you gotta do is show up and boom. 541 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,583 Lilith gets smoked. 542 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,086 But I haven't seen that yet. The story-- 543 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,422 Chuck, you're the only shot that I've got left. 544 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,591 But...I'm just a writer. 545 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,677 This isn't a story anymore, man. 546 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,555 This is real. And you're in it. 547 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:41,601 Now, I need you to get off your ass and fight. 548 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,692 Come on, Chuck. 549 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,154 No frigging way. 550 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,364 Then how about this? 551 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:58,785 I've got a gun in my pocket and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out. 552 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,456 I thought you said I was protected by an archangel. 553 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,000 Well, interesting exercise. 554 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,127 Let's see who the quicker draw is. 555 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:09,963 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 556 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,482 Hello, Sam. 557 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,777 I've been waiting for you. 558 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,495 Where's the knife, Sam? 559 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,831 On the nightstand, by the bed. 560 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,020 You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that. 561 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:08,522 How about this? 562 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:11,858 [WIND GUSTING] 563 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,280 LILITH: You're strong. 564 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,325 But you're not that strong. Not yet. 565 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:24,454 -So why don't you throw me around then? -Because I can't and you know it. 566 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,874 You're immune to my charms. 567 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,961 Seems we're at a stalemate. 568 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,713 SAM: Why are you here? -To talk. 569 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:37,384 Heh. Yeah, well, I'm not interested. 570 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,969 Mm. 571 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,265 Even if I'm offering to stand down? 572 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,560 From the seals... 573 00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,061 ...the Apocalypse... 574 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:49,855 ...all of it. 575 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:53,692 -You expect me to believe that? -Honestly? No. 576 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,736 You were always the smart one. 577 00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,989 But it's the truth. 578 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,074 You can end it, Sam. 579 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,869 Right here, right now. 580 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,540 I'll stop breaking seals, Lucifer keeps rotting in his cage. 581 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,334 All you have to do is agree to my terms. 582 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:14,588 Why would you back down? Why now? 583 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,925 Turns out I don't survive this war. 584 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,637 Killed off... 585 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,015 ...right before the good part starts. 586 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,600 What do you want? 587 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,561 For it to go back to the way it was. 588 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:32,939 Before I had angels to deal with 24/7. 589 00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:38,945 The good old days, when it was all baby blood all the time. 590 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,615 And what do you want in return? 591 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,575 Your head on a stick. 592 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,286 Dean's too. 593 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,041 Call it a consolation prize. 594 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,835 So, what do you say, Sam? 595 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,547 Self-sacrifice is the Winchester way, isn't it? 596 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,800 You think I'm stupid enough to fall for this? 597 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:05,305 I make a deal, I have to follow through. Those are the rules and you know it. 598 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,892 Are you really so arrogant... 599 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,646 ...that you would put your life before the lives of 6 billion innocent people? 600 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:18,652 Maybe it's all that demon blood pumping through your pipes. 601 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,820 Man after my own heart. 602 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,574 You think I'm like you? 603 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,494 I am nothing like you. 604 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,995 Then prove it. 605 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,291 Going once. 606 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,003 Going twice. 607 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,546 Fine. 608 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,342 Swell. 609 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:47,138 By the way, a contract with me will take more than a kiss. 610 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,349 A lot more. 611 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,228 Don't worry. 612 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,981 The dental hygienist in here? 613 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,857 She wants it bad. 614 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,562 [GRUNTING] 615 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,734 I am the prophet Chuck. 616 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,862 You've got to be joking. 617 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:47,741 DEAN: Oh, this is no joke. 618 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,661 You see, Chuck here's got an archangel on his shoulder. 619 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,750 You got 10 seconds before this room is full of wrath... 620 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,044 ...and you're a piece of charcoal. 621 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,046 Sure you wanna tangle with that? 622 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:17,896 [PANTING] 623 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,582 So a deal, huh? 624 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,752 -That's what she said. -To call the whole thing off. 625 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,797 Angels, seals, Lucifer rising, the whole nine? 626 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,882 That was the gist of it. 627 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,134 Heh. 628 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,387 What? 629 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,598 -You didn't think once about taking it? -You kidding? 630 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:59,521 You just spent all day trying to talk me off the Lilith track. 631 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,439 I'm just saying. 632 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,109 She would have found some way to weasel out of it. 633 00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:07,987 -And all it would have cost us was our lives. -Yeah, I guess you're right. 634 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,739 Anyway, that's not the point. 635 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,826 -What's the point? -Point is she's scared. 636 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,328 I could see it. 637 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,247 Lilith is running. 638 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,959 -Running from what? -Don't know. 639 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,211 But she was telling the truth about one thing. 640 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,713 What's that? 641 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,341 She's not gonna survive the Apocalypse. 642 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,343 I'll make sure of that. 643 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,109 [PANTING] 644 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,115 MAN: Did you see it? 645 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,617 [VOICE BREAKING] Who are you? 646 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,787 I'm Zachariah. You may know me from your work. 647 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:00,206 What do you want? 648 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,376 Did you see it? 649 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,047 Is it true? 650 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,800 Is all of that really going to happen? 651 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:15,180 Have you been wrong so far? 652 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:18,516 I gotta warn Sam and Dean. 653 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:19,767 I wouldn't advise it. 654 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,398 People shouldn't know too much about their own destiny. 655 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:28,902 You try... 656 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,571 ...and I'll stop you. 657 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,079 -Where are you going? -To go kill myself. 658 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,624 Don't be melodramatic, Chuck. 659 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,586 We'd only bring you back to life. 660 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,595 What am I supposed to do? 661 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,431 What you always do. 662 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,099 Write. 663 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,470 [ENGLISH SDH]