1 00:00:03,902 --> 00:00:05,569 Lilith was the final seal. 2 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:08,539 I killed her and I set Lucifer free. 3 00:00:09,641 --> 00:00:12,242 You chose a demon over your own brother. 4 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:14,933 I just don't think I can trust you. 5 00:00:15,713 --> 00:00:18,982 You think I'll take one look at a demon and fall off the wagon... 6 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:21,852 ...as if, after everything, I haven't learned my lesson. 7 00:00:21,853 --> 00:00:24,353 Well, have you? 8 00:00:26,091 --> 00:00:28,859 - I know you don't trust me. - What are you saying? 9 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:30,894 Maybe it's best we go our separate ways. 10 00:00:30,895 --> 00:00:32,096 I think you're right. 11 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,997 You know who I am. Lucifer. 12 00:00:33,998 --> 00:00:36,366 You're the one, Sam. You're my vessel. 13 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:37,968 That'll never happen. 14 00:00:37,969 --> 00:00:39,970 - Ah! - You're the Michael Sword. 15 00:00:39,971 --> 00:00:41,772 - What? - You're Michael's weapon. 16 00:00:41,773 --> 00:00:44,742 - I'm a vessel? - You're the vessel. 17 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:46,376 You want back in. 18 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:49,367 I won't let you down. - I know it. 19 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,755 What's so important you couldn't tell me over the phone? 20 00:00:58,756 --> 00:01:02,089 Trust me, Jim. It's important. 21 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:06,530 Wait a minute. You're not-? 22 00:01:06,531 --> 00:01:08,966 - You're not telling me that this is-? - Yep. 23 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:11,467 You found it? 24 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:16,507 Oh... 25 00:01:20,345 --> 00:01:22,845 You found it. 26 00:01:24,449 --> 00:01:26,949 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:29,720 You sure? 28 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:32,221 The numbers match. 29 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,292 How much did you pay? 30 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:37,793 - A lot. - Come on, how much? 31 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:40,863 - A lot. - I bet. 32 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,200 Phew. 33 00:01:46,971 --> 00:01:49,471 Wow. 34 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:52,576 - You start her up yet? - Been waiting for you. 35 00:01:52,577 --> 00:01:55,712 - Yeah, waiting to rub my nose in it. - Exactly. 36 00:01:55,713 --> 00:01:57,581 Whoa, wait, wait, wait. 37 00:01:57,582 --> 00:02:00,184 We need to record this for posterity's sake. 38 00:02:00,185 --> 00:02:02,685 - Great idea. - Yeah, great idea. 39 00:02:02,754 --> 00:02:05,254 Oh, man. 40 00:02:10,028 --> 00:02:12,829 They're only three games behind- 41 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:25,240 Cal? 42 00:02:25,877 --> 00:02:27,744 Cal? 43 00:02:27,745 --> 00:02:30,245 Hey, you all right, man? 44 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:32,783 I thought I heard something. 45 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:35,284 Cal? 46 00:02:36,421 --> 00:02:38,921 Is something wrong? 47 00:02:45,063 --> 00:02:47,563 Oh, my God. Cal. 48 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,567 Cal! 49 00:03:10,888 --> 00:03:14,585 So, what's with this job? 50 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,261 Dude suffers a head-on collision in a parked car? 51 00:03:17,262 --> 00:03:19,930 - I'd say it's worth checking out. - Yeah, definitely. 52 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:23,100 But we got bigger problems, don't you think? 53 00:03:23,101 --> 00:03:27,651 I'm sure the Apocalypse will still be there when we get back. 54 00:03:28,606 --> 00:03:32,075 Right, yeah. But I mean, if the Colt is really out there somewhere- 55 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:35,786 We've been looking for three weeks. We got bupkis. 56 00:03:35,913 --> 00:03:38,609 Okay. But, Dean- 57 00:03:39,617 --> 00:03:42,052 I mean, if we're gonna ice the devil- 58 00:03:42,053 --> 00:03:45,784 This is what we're doing, okay? End of discussion. 59 00:03:51,996 --> 00:03:56,933 It's just that this is our first real case back at it together. 60 00:03:57,101 --> 00:04:01,638 You know, I think we ought to ease into it. Put the training wheels back on. 61 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:04,107 - So you think I need training wheels? - No, "we. " 62 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:07,874 We need training wheels. You and me, as a team. 63 00:04:08,079 --> 00:04:10,579 Okay? 64 00:04:11,149 --> 00:04:13,649 Okay. 65 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:21,797 I really want this to be a fresh start, you know? For the both of us. 66 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,998 Okay. 67 00:04:42,146 --> 00:04:44,047 Agents Bonham and Copeland. 68 00:04:44,048 --> 00:04:45,816 Rick Carnegie. Good to know you. 69 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:48,852 - You're here on Cal Hopkins' death? - That's right. 70 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:53,023 Afraid you came a long way for nothing. We already booked the guy that did it. 71 00:04:53,024 --> 00:04:55,692 I'm sorry. Who do you think did it? 72 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:58,623 Cal? Is something wrong? 73 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:03,901 Oh, my God, Cal. Cal! 74 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:10,539 Sicko taped his own handiwork. 75 00:05:11,442 --> 00:05:15,045 - I don't follow. - It was Jim Grossman that killed Cal. 76 00:05:15,046 --> 00:05:16,279 Wait, what? 77 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:20,183 - Well, he was the only one on the scene. - They were best friends. 78 00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:23,420 Most violent crime are committed by someone close to the victim. 79 00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:26,223 And how, exactly, did Jim slam Cal into a windshield... 80 00:05:26,224 --> 00:05:30,054 ...with all the force of an 80-mile-per-hour crash? 81 00:05:30,294 --> 00:05:32,729 Drugs, maybe? 82 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,866 Look, you know this ain't brain surgery, boys. 83 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:40,404 Whatever it looks like, that's what it usually is. It's simple. 84 00:05:40,405 --> 00:05:42,905 Simple. Right. 85 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,877 Right. If you don't mind, we'd like to speak to Jim Grossman anyway. 86 00:05:46,878 --> 00:05:49,746 I was in the house when it happened. Didn't even see it. 87 00:05:49,747 --> 00:05:51,982 For argument's sake, say we believe you. 88 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:54,785 - Why? The cops didn't. - We're not your typical cops. 89 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:56,686 Please, just tell us what you saw. 90 00:05:56,687 --> 00:06:00,157 It's not what I saw, it's what I heard. 91 00:06:00,191 --> 00:06:03,217 Tyres squealing, glass breaking. 92 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:07,195 It was the car that did it. 93 00:06:08,299 --> 00:06:09,566 The car? 94 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:12,569 I heard about the curse, I thought it was a load of crap. 95 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,504 Curse? What do you mean curse? 96 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:17,005 The car. Little Bastard. 97 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:20,110 Li-? Little Bastard? 98 00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:21,478 As in the Little Bastard? 99 00:06:21,479 --> 00:06:23,914 - What's Little Bastard? - It's James Dean's car. 100 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:26,450 - The one he was killed in. - Yeah, that's the one. 101 00:06:26,451 --> 00:06:30,587 Cal had been looking for it for years. I mean, hell, we both had. 102 00:06:30,588 --> 00:06:33,088 But he found it first. 103 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:38,230 We are definitely checking this out. 104 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:45,860 So what? This is like Christine? 105 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:48,597 Well, Christine is fiction. This- 106 00:06:48,773 --> 00:06:51,273 This is real. 107 00:06:52,276 --> 00:06:54,776 Okay, enlighten me. 108 00:06:55,446 --> 00:07:00,650 After James Dean died, his mechanic bought the wreckage and he fixed it up. 109 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:04,280 And it repaid him by falling on him. 110 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:07,691 Then Tony McHenry was killed when it locked up on the racetrack. 111 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:10,660 I mean, death follows this car around like exhaust. 112 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:14,071 Nobody touches it and comes away in one piece. 113 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:18,736 Then in 1970, it vanished off the back of a truck. 114 00:07:18,903 --> 00:07:21,371 Nobody's ever seen it since. 115 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:24,174 I'm telling you, man, if this car is Little Bastard... 116 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:27,544 ...I will bet you dollars to doughnuts it's what killed the guy. 117 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:28,912 So how do we find out? 118 00:07:28,913 --> 00:07:31,915 Cal matched the VIN number but the only real way to know... 119 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:34,416 ...is the engine number. 120 00:07:34,652 --> 00:07:38,662 - I'm guessing the engine number- - On the engine, yeah. 121 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:48,024 - You want me to do it? - No. 122 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,899 No, no. I've got it. 123 00:07:55,072 --> 00:07:58,940 Okay, baby, I'm not gonna hurt you... 124 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:02,744 ...so don't hurt me. 125 00:08:25,903 --> 00:08:28,403 Need a flashlight? 126 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:31,541 No. 127 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:35,342 Don't do anything. Just go away. 128 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:37,881 - Okay. - Don't speak, all right? 129 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:42,072 In fact, don't even look at her. She might not like it. 130 00:08:57,768 --> 00:09:00,268 Jeez. 131 00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:20,256 Find out who owned it. 132 00:09:20,257 --> 00:09:24,494 Not just the last owner, you gotta take it all the way back to 1955. 133 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:26,995 That's a lot of research. 134 00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:30,348 Well, I guess I just made your afternoon. 135 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:37,841 - So you wanna be an actress, huh? - Yeah. 136 00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:42,802 That is so funny, because I am actually an agent... 137 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:46,279 - ... for William Morris Endeavor. - Wow. 138 00:09:49,353 --> 00:09:51,721 - You mind filling me up again? - Yeah. 139 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:54,222 Thanks. Hey, you're a star. 140 00:09:54,992 --> 00:09:56,192 - Yo. Hey. 141 00:09:56,193 --> 00:09:58,928 Took me a while, I traced the car's previous owners. 142 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:02,421 - Any of them die bloody? - Nope. In fact- 143 00:10:03,134 --> 00:10:05,435 Dean, are you in a bar? 144 00:10:05,436 --> 00:10:07,570 No, I'm in a restaurant. 145 00:10:07,571 --> 00:10:09,839 Here's your beer. 146 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,340 Thanks. 147 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:15,945 - That happens to have a bar. - I've been working my ass off here. 148 00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:17,947 Hey, world's smallest violin, pal. 149 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:21,217 I spent the afternoon up Christine's skirt. I needed a drink. 150 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:23,019 - Actually, you didn't. - Meaning? 151 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:26,056 The car's first owner was a cardiologist in Philadelphia. 152 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:28,525 Drove it till he died in 1972. 153 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:29,759 So you're saying- 154 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,697 That Porsche is not, nor has it ever been James Dean's car. 155 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:37,567 - It's a fake Little Bastard. - Then what was it that killed the guy? 156 00:10:37,568 --> 00:10:40,068 Good question. 157 00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:47,043 Okay, Mr. Hill. I finished. 158 00:10:47,044 --> 00:10:50,070 Thank you, Consuela. Have a good night. 159 00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:04,227 Oh, my God. 160 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,728 It's you. 161 00:11:07,565 --> 00:11:09,365 You're dead. 162 00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:11,866 You're supposed to be dead. 163 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,404 No. 164 00:11:20,745 --> 00:11:23,245 No, no. 165 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,229 I want you to use a fine-tooth comb. 166 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:42,722 The evidence is here. Just gotta find it. 167 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,768 Heard you got another weird one. 168 00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:47,904 Well, it's a little strange on the surface, I admit. 169 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:51,255 But, you know, once you look at the facts... 170 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:54,444 William Hill died from a gunshot wound to the head. 171 00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:57,278 No gun, no gunpowder, no bullet. 172 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:59,948 Nope, nothing strange about that. 173 00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:03,920 There's gotta be a reasonable explanation. There always is. 174 00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:06,851 Well, what's your reasonable explanation? 175 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,793 Professional killer. 176 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:12,319 - Come again? - Well, CIA, NSA. 177 00:12:12,496 --> 00:12:16,446 One of them trained assassins. Like in Michael Clayton. 178 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,503 Right. 179 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:26,376 Look, you're welcome to look around, but these guys don't leave fingerprints. 180 00:12:26,377 --> 00:12:28,845 - Mind if we talk with the witness? - Be my guest. 181 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,346 She's not making any sense. 182 00:12:30,347 --> 00:12:33,516 And she's not making any sense in Spanish either. 183 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:34,784 Right. 184 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,297 Consuela Alvarez? - Yes. 185 00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:52,302 FBl. Now, you said you saw something in the professor's house, right? 186 00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:53,603 Something in the window? 187 00:12:59,143 --> 00:13:00,710 Señora Alvarez. 188 00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:05,113 Uh... 189 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,519 - Nice. Freshman Spanish. 190 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:25,364 Okay, a tall man, very tall, with a long black coat and a- 191 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:27,237 A beard? Beard. 192 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:30,840 Dude was wearing a sombrero? 193 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:32,575 A hat. Not a- 194 00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:36,946 - A tall hat? - Oh, like a top hat? 195 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,752 Oh, you mean like a stovepipe hat? 196 00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:45,443 - Sí. - Oh, yeah, like Abraham Lincoln. 197 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,450 Sí. El Presidente Lincoln. 198 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,461 Abraham Lincoln killed Mr. Hill. 199 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,665 Hm. 200 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,202 So I go home now? 201 00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:01,967 - Sí. Gracias. - Gracias. 202 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,560 Whoa. 203 00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:27,061 What? 204 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:34,104 It's a freeze-frame from Jim Grossman's video. 205 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:39,776 Am I crazy or does that look like James Dean? 206 00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,277 That looks like James Dean. 207 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:47,448 So we got Abraham Lincoln and James Dean? 208 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,485 - Famous ghosts? - Maybe. 209 00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:53,154 Well, that's just silly. 210 00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:56,492 No, actually there's a ton of lore on famous ghosts. 211 00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:58,861 More than the, you know non-famous kinds. 212 00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:01,097 I'm surprised we haven't run into one. 213 00:15:01,098 --> 00:15:03,633 Now we got two? Two extremely pissed-off ghosts? 214 00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:07,303 - Who are apparently ganking their fans. - What do you mean? 215 00:15:07,304 --> 00:15:10,940 Professor Hill was a Civil War nut. He dug Lincoln. 216 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:13,109 And Cal must've been a James Dean freak. 217 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:16,279 He spent 17 years of his life tracking down the guy's car. 218 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,315 So you're saying that we've got two super-famous... 219 00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:23,026 ...super-pissed-off ghosts killing their super-fans? 220 00:15:25,522 --> 00:15:28,022 That's what it looks like. 221 00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:31,192 That is muchos loco. 222 00:15:31,395 --> 00:15:34,831 "Muy, " not "muchos. " 223 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,068 The big question is, what the hell are they doing here? 224 00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:41,904 Yeah. Ghosts usually haunt the places they lived. 225 00:15:41,905 --> 00:15:44,974 I mean, I get Abraham Lincoln at the White House. 226 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,605 Yeah, and James Dean at a racetrack. 227 00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,548 But what the hell they doing in Canton? 228 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,390 You gotta be kidding me. 229 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,360 What? 230 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,166 You gotta be kidding me. 231 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:34,857 Dude, he's short. 232 00:16:34,858 --> 00:16:36,893 Hey. 233 00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:39,095 Gandhi was a great man. 234 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:41,564 Yeah, for a Smurf. 235 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:46,415 Okay. Sorry to keep you waiting. This is our busiest time of year. 236 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,772 This is busy? 237 00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:52,403 Well, not right now but it's early. 238 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,478 - It's 4:30. - So, what can I do for you? 239 00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:57,980 Well, we are writing a piece for Travel Magazine. 240 00:16:57,981 --> 00:17:01,781 Yeah, on how totally non-sucky wax museums are. 241 00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:04,720 That's fantastic, a little press. Just what we need. 242 00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,923 Great. We're interested in a few exhibits. 243 00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:09,425 Specifically Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. 244 00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,594 - Two of our most popular displays. - Yeah? 245 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,430 - They bring in a lot of visitors? - We have our regulars. 246 00:17:14,431 --> 00:17:18,768 I don't suppose that William Hill and Cal Hopkins were regulars, were they? 247 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:21,270 Yeah, as a matter of fact, they were. 248 00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:25,108 I heard what happened to them. It's tragic, just tragic. 249 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:27,410 That's not gonna be in the article, is it? 250 00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:28,945 No, no, no. Of course not. 251 00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:32,982 You know, I gotta tell you, that Lincoln is so lifelike. 252 00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:37,173 I mean, you know, you can just imagine him moving around. 253 00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:40,021 You ever see anything like that? 254 00:17:40,424 --> 00:17:43,325 - Uh- No. - No? 255 00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:45,761 Well, is there anything you can think of... 256 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:49,999 ...that would make your museum unusual? You know, for the article. 257 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,702 I'll say. There isn't another place like us anywhere. 258 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:54,203 How so? 259 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:57,554 Well, for one, that's Honest Abe's real hat. 260 00:17:58,008 --> 00:17:59,542 It is? 261 00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:02,043 Almost like his remains. 262 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,916 I guess. 263 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:10,186 You wouldn't happen to have any of James Dean's personal effects? 264 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,655 Yeah. Got his keychain. I got a bunch of stuff. 265 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,648 Gandhi's bifocals, FDR's iron lung. 266 00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:18,326 This. 267 00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,196 Who did that belong to? 268 00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:23,132 The Fonz. Seasons two through four. 269 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,224 Well, wow. Yeah, that's really cool-ish. 270 00:18:27,371 --> 00:18:31,040 This? This is nothing. I've been working on a new collection of figures. 271 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,642 Stuff that will wow the kids. 272 00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:35,077 - The kids? - Yeah, Gen Y. 273 00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:37,876 Computer games, cell phones, sexting. 274 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:39,982 They're just fads. 275 00:18:39,983 --> 00:18:42,850 I'm gonna make wax museums hip again. 276 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:09,412 Yeah, Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. Can you believe that? 277 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,247 Why so kill crazy? I don't know. 278 00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:14,016 Maybe the Apocalypse has got him all hot and bothered. 279 00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,385 Well, we all know whose fault that is. 280 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,886 Well, I'm sorry, but it's true. 281 00:19:22,526 --> 00:19:25,120 I'll call you later. Bye. 282 00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,596 What's going on? 283 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:29,532 - Did you get the trunk packed up? - Yeah, trunk's packed. 284 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,100 - Who was on the phone? - Bobby. 285 00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:34,070 - And? - Nothing. 286 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:38,107 So we're just gonna pretend I didn't hear what I just heard? 287 00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:40,910 Pretend or don't. Whatever floats your boat. 288 00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:43,145 This was supposed to be a fresh start, Dean. 289 00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:45,281 Well, this is about as fresh as it gets. 290 00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:47,782 Now, we going or not? 291 00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,352 Check it out. 292 00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:26,455 Four score and seven years ago... 293 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:29,857 - ... I had a funny hat. - Dean. 294 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,694 I can't have any fun with this? 295 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:35,598 Let's just torch the objects, torch the ghosts, get out of here, okay? 296 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:38,169 I'll grab East of Eden's keychain. 297 00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:24,712 Dean? 298 00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:28,749 Dean. 299 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,059 - Dean. - Is that Gandhi? 300 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:12,228 - Yeah. - Dude, he's squirrely. 301 00:22:12,229 --> 00:22:14,729 Get- Get the- 302 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,901 Get the what? 303 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:21,402 Glasses. 304 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:40,797 You couldn't have been a fan of someone cool? 305 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,253 Really? Gandhi? 306 00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:55,371 You ready to blow this joint? 307 00:22:55,372 --> 00:23:00,867 Dean, didn't it strike you as strange the way Gandhi just vanished? 308 00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:03,879 - Strange how? - No screaming, no big flameout. 309 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,215 I mean, that isn't the way ghosts usually go. 310 00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:08,217 Still, I torched, he vanished. 311 00:23:08,218 --> 00:23:14,214 Yeah, but- Also, I feel like he was trying to take a bite out of me. 312 00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:16,792 - A bite? - Yeah, like he was hungry. 313 00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:20,203 But the thing is, Gandhi- Or the real Gandhi. 314 00:23:20,263 --> 00:23:22,298 He was a- 315 00:23:22,299 --> 00:23:24,799 A what? 316 00:23:25,235 --> 00:23:27,102 Spit it out. 317 00:23:27,103 --> 00:23:29,603 He was a fruitarian. 318 00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:34,743 Let me get this straight. 319 00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:38,113 Your ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers... 320 00:23:38,114 --> 00:23:40,316 ...but he was also a fruitarian? 321 00:23:40,317 --> 00:23:43,752 - That's not the point. - That is good. Even for you, that's good. 322 00:23:43,753 --> 00:23:47,156 I'm just saying, I'm not so sure this thing is over. 323 00:23:47,157 --> 00:23:48,457 It was a ghost. 324 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:52,261 It was a weirdly supercharged fruitarian ghost, but it was still a ghost. 325 00:23:52,262 --> 00:23:54,129 Now, let's go. 326 00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:57,833 So first you drag me into town and now you're dragging me back out? 327 00:23:57,834 --> 00:24:01,634 You ain't steering this boat. Let's go. Chop-chop. 328 00:24:01,805 --> 00:24:04,305 You know, this isn't gonna work. 329 00:24:05,575 --> 00:24:07,676 - What isn't? - Us. 330 00:24:07,677 --> 00:24:10,479 You, me, together. I thought it could, but it can't. 331 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,681 You're the one that wanted back in, chief. 332 00:24:12,682 --> 00:24:14,750 You're the one who called me back in. 333 00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:17,086 I still think we got trust building to do. 334 00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:19,822 How long am I gonna be on double-secret probation? 335 00:24:19,823 --> 00:24:22,258 Till I say so. 336 00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:25,660 Look, I know what I did. What I've done. 337 00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:28,264 And I'm trying to climb out of that hole. I am. 338 00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:32,501 - But you're not making it any easier. - I'm supposed to let you off the hook? 339 00:24:32,502 --> 00:24:36,171 No. You can think whatever you want. I deserve it and worse. 340 00:24:36,172 --> 00:24:40,175 Hell, you'll never punish me as much as I'm punishing myself. 341 00:24:40,176 --> 00:24:44,486 But the point is, if we're gonna be a team, you and I... 342 00:24:44,581 --> 00:24:47,091 ...it has to be a two-way street. 343 00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:49,685 We go back to the way we were before? 344 00:24:49,686 --> 00:24:52,855 No, because we were never that way before. Before didn't work. 345 00:24:52,856 --> 00:24:55,356 How do you think we got here? 346 00:24:55,358 --> 00:24:57,159 What's that supposed to mean? 347 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,750 Dean, one of the reasons I went off with Ruby... 348 00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:03,831 ...was to get away from you. 349 00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:06,001 What? 350 00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:10,132 It made me feel strong. Like I wasn't your kid brother. 351 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,475 Are you saying this is my fault? 352 00:25:13,476 --> 00:25:15,311 No, it's my fault. 353 00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:17,913 All I'm saying is that if we're gonna do this... 354 00:25:17,914 --> 00:25:22,384 ...we have to do it different. We can't just fall into the same rut. 355 00:25:22,385 --> 00:25:24,820 What do you want me to do? 356 00:25:24,821 --> 00:25:27,856 You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters. 357 00:25:38,201 --> 00:25:40,701 Yeah. 358 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:46,841 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 359 00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:53,029 I guess you were right about this not being over. 360 00:25:58,421 --> 00:26:01,290 Sheriff Carnegie? - Sheriff, what happened? 361 00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,791 I, uh... 362 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,393 I don't know. 363 00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:16,305 - Excuse us, girls. Hi, we're with the FBl. - Can you tell us what happened? 364 00:26:16,306 --> 00:26:18,806 - It was horrible. - Way horrible. 365 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:21,477 - What was horrible? - I thought she'd be nice. 366 00:26:21,478 --> 00:26:23,178 I still can't believe it. 367 00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:25,679 - Believe what? - She took Danielle. 368 00:26:25,982 --> 00:26:28,450 Who? 369 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:32,881 It's okay, you're safe. Just tell us, who took your friend? 370 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:36,290 It was Paris Hilton. 371 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,429 - Sorry? - She looked really good though. 372 00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,930 - Skinny. - Skinny and fast. 373 00:26:43,199 --> 00:26:45,699 Wha-? Huh? 374 00:26:46,703 --> 00:26:48,504 Where did they go? 375 00:26:48,505 --> 00:26:51,195 - We don't know. - They just vanished. 376 00:26:51,408 --> 00:26:54,741 Would you excuse us for just a minute? 377 00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,847 Paris Hilton's not dead as far as we know, right? 378 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:00,249 Pretty sure, no. 379 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,120 - Which means it's not a-? - Ghost. No. 380 00:27:03,219 --> 00:27:05,721 So either Paris Hilton is a homicidal maniac- 381 00:27:05,722 --> 00:27:07,790 Or we missed something. 382 00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,291 What do you wanna do? 383 00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:36,283 That's ripe. 384 00:27:53,636 --> 00:27:56,136 What the hell? 385 00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:01,577 - I can't believe I missed it. - Missed what? 386 00:28:01,578 --> 00:28:03,512 I went back over the other two vics. 387 00:28:03,513 --> 00:28:07,015 - There was blood loss, major. - Being a gory smear will do that to you. 388 00:28:07,016 --> 00:28:11,019 No, more blood loss than a car crash or a head wound should cause. Almost like- 389 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,521 Something's feeding. - Yeah. 390 00:28:12,522 --> 00:28:15,572 Awesome. - And then there were these. 391 00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:21,663 - What are those, seeds? - Yeah, they were in both vics' bellies. 392 00:28:21,664 --> 00:28:23,232 I hope you washed your hands. 393 00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:26,568 They're unlike any other seed I've ever seen before, Dean. 394 00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:30,579 Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any geekier. 395 00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:41,350 Yahtzee. 396 00:28:41,351 --> 00:28:43,519 - What? - The seeds aren't from around here. 397 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,555 In fact, they're not from any tree or plant in the country. 398 00:28:46,556 --> 00:28:48,524 - Where are they from? - Eastern Europe. 399 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:51,260 A forest in the Balkans which is not there anymore. 400 00:28:51,261 --> 00:28:53,228 It was chopped down like 30 years ago. 401 00:28:53,229 --> 00:28:56,221 - So? - So local legend has it... 402 00:28:56,399 --> 00:29:00,202 ...that the forest was guarded by a pagan god whose name was Leshii. 403 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:02,971 A mischievous god. Could take on infinite forms. 404 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:06,475 And let me guess, he liked to munch on his fans. 405 00:29:06,476 --> 00:29:10,045 Yep. "Could be appeased only with the blood from his worshippers. " 406 00:29:10,046 --> 00:29:13,348 It would drain them, then stuff their stomachs with the seeds. 407 00:29:13,349 --> 00:29:15,450 How does he do it? 408 00:29:15,451 --> 00:29:18,287 What, he touches James Dean's keychain... 409 00:29:18,288 --> 00:29:20,798 ...and then morphs into James Dean? 410 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:24,624 Hm. As good a guess as any. 411 00:29:25,261 --> 00:29:27,996 Yeah, well, whatever. How do we kill him? 412 00:29:27,997 --> 00:29:31,567 Says here to chop off his head with an iron axe. 413 00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:36,096 All right. Let's go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton. 414 00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:55,082 Hey. 415 00:30:55,818 --> 00:30:58,318 She alive? 416 00:30:58,321 --> 00:31:00,821 Yeah, barely. 417 00:31:16,339 --> 00:31:18,839 Awesome. 418 00:31:55,511 --> 00:31:59,607 Oh, I'm so glad you're awake for this. 419 00:31:59,782 --> 00:32:02,282 This is gonna be huge. 420 00:32:05,888 --> 00:32:08,388 Super. I wouldn't wanna miss it. 421 00:32:08,558 --> 00:32:12,427 I mean, I've been stuffing myself with fast food lately. 422 00:32:12,428 --> 00:32:15,178 So it's nice to do the ritual right. 423 00:32:15,398 --> 00:32:18,208 Prepare a nice slow meal for a change. 424 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:20,962 Just like the good old days, huh? 425 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:24,697 You have no idea. People adored me. 426 00:32:24,874 --> 00:32:29,484 They used to throw themselves at me with smiles on their faces. 427 00:32:29,812 --> 00:32:35,322 I guess these days nobody gives a crap about some backwoods forest god, huh? 428 00:32:38,621 --> 00:32:43,171 No, not since they cut down my forest and built a Yugo plant. 429 00:32:43,226 --> 00:32:44,826 The march of progress, sister. 430 00:32:44,827 --> 00:32:48,160 For years now, I've been wandering. 431 00:32:48,331 --> 00:32:50,732 Hungry. Scared. 432 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:53,327 Scrounging for scraps. 433 00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:55,904 So not sexy. 434 00:32:55,905 --> 00:33:00,239 But then, the best thing ever happened. 435 00:33:00,410 --> 00:33:03,445 Someone tripped the Apocalypse, and I thought: 436 00:33:03,446 --> 00:33:04,713 What the hell? 437 00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:07,215 I'm tired of watching what I eat. 438 00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:09,716 I wanna pig out. 439 00:33:10,219 --> 00:33:13,586 So I found this little place. It's awesome. 440 00:33:13,756 --> 00:33:16,506 Adoring fans stroll right in the door. 441 00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:19,117 Yeah, but they're not your fans. 442 00:33:19,295 --> 00:33:23,356 So? They worship Lincoln, Gandhi, Hilton. 443 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:26,163 Whatever. I'll take what I can get. 444 00:33:26,335 --> 00:33:29,838 You know, I gotta tell you, you are not the first god we've met. 445 00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:33,639 - But you are the nuttiest. - No, you. You people. 446 00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:35,444 You're the crazy ones. 447 00:33:35,445 --> 00:33:39,814 You used to worship gods. But this? 448 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:44,351 This is what passes for idolatry? Celebrities? 449 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,410 What have they got besides small dogs and spray tans? 450 00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:51,393 You people used to have old-time religion. 451 00:33:51,394 --> 00:33:53,562 Now you have Us Weekly. 452 00:33:53,563 --> 00:33:56,465 I don't know. I'm more of a Penthouse Forum man myself. 453 00:34:00,136 --> 00:34:02,636 Maybe. 454 00:34:02,672 --> 00:34:07,042 But there's still a lot of yummy meat on those bones, boy. 455 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:12,341 I hate to break it to you, sister, but you can't eat me. 456 00:34:12,515 --> 00:34:15,678 See, I'm not a Paris Hilton BFF. 457 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:18,912 I've never even seen House of Wax. 458 00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:23,587 No. But I can totally read your mind, Dean. 459 00:34:23,793 --> 00:34:26,660 I know who your hero is. Your daddy. 460 00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:29,821 Am I right? 461 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:34,167 And this belonged to him. 462 00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:37,704 Didn't it? Poor little Dean. 463 00:34:37,874 --> 00:34:41,584 All you ever wanted was to be loved by your idol. 464 00:34:41,878 --> 00:34:44,988 One distant father figure, coming right up. 465 00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:21,950 - Not a word. - Dude. 466 00:35:21,951 --> 00:35:25,978 You just got whaled on by Paris Hilton. 467 00:35:26,489 --> 00:35:28,989 Shut up. 468 00:35:35,498 --> 00:35:37,998 Uh-huh. 469 00:35:38,134 --> 00:35:41,103 All right. Thank you. 470 00:35:41,938 --> 00:35:45,307 Sheriff Carnegie. Danielle's gonna be all right. 471 00:35:45,308 --> 00:35:48,210 She's sworn off The Simple Life, but other than that- 472 00:35:48,211 --> 00:35:49,878 Glad she's okay. 473 00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:51,313 It gets better. 474 00:35:51,314 --> 00:35:54,549 The sheriff's putting out an APB on Paris Hilton. Heh, heh. 475 00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:57,050 That ought to be good. 476 00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:05,594 Listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday. 477 00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:09,005 About me keeping too tight of a leash on you. 478 00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:12,099 Maybe you're right. 479 00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:16,538 I mean, I'm not exactly Mr. Innocent in this whole mess either, you know. 480 00:36:16,539 --> 00:36:18,040 I did break the first seal. 481 00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:20,809 - You didn't know. - Yeah, neither did you. 482 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:24,680 I'm not saying demon blood was a great way to go but you did kill Lilith. 483 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:27,749 - And start the Apocalypse. - Which neither of us saw coming. 484 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:32,300 Who would've thought killing Lilith would've been a bad thing? 485 00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:36,825 Point is, I was so worried about watching your every move... 486 00:36:36,826 --> 00:36:40,956 ...that I didn't see what it was actually doing to you. 487 00:36:41,998 --> 00:36:44,498 So for that, I'm sorry. 488 00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:47,134 Thanks. 489 00:36:50,473 --> 00:36:51,840 Where do we go from here? 490 00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:54,343 The way I see it, we got one shot at surviving. 491 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:56,511 - What's that? - I am on deck for the devil. 492 00:36:56,512 --> 00:36:59,181 Same with you and Michael. There's no changing that. 493 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:00,582 Well, that's encouraging. 494 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:03,452 But we can stop wringing our hands over it. 495 00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:09,083 We gotta grab whatever's in front of us, kick its ass, and go down fighting. 496 00:37:11,361 --> 00:37:14,171 - I can get on board with that. - Okay. 497 00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:17,907 But we're gonna have to do it on the same level. 498 00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:23,203 You got it. 499 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:30,519 - What do you say we get out of here? - Hell, yeah. 500 00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:33,514 Hey. 501 00:37:39,422 --> 00:37:41,922 You wanna drive? 502 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,394 You sure? 503 00:37:45,395 --> 00:37:48,228 Yeah. I could- I could use a nap. 504 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,863 - You ready? - Hit it, Mr. Wizard. 505 00:38:24,267 --> 00:38:25,700 Oh! 506 00:38:25,701 --> 00:38:28,036 Nutcracker! 507 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:35,177 Hey, Sam. What's happening? 508 00:38:35,178 --> 00:38:36,945 Just the end of the world. 509 00:38:38,381 --> 00:38:41,251 - Stay away from me. - Mrs. Wright, wait. 510 00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:45,087 - You're not demons? - How'd you know about demons? 511 00:38:45,088 --> 00:38:47,589 This child is half-demon and half-human. 512 00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:50,160 It's far more powerful than either. 513 00:38:51,427 --> 00:38:52,828 One word. 514 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:56,492 This child will destroy the host of heaven. 515 00:38:56,699 --> 00:38:59,327 And I can't take that chance. 516 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,148 Poker. You play for years. 517 00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:14,483 That's 25 years. 518 00:39:14,484 --> 00:39:16,984 - You sure? - Yes. 519 00:39:21,257 --> 00:39:22,724 Who the hell are you? 520 00:39:22,725 --> 00:39:26,491 - Dude, relax, it's me. - Dean? 521 00:39:26,662 --> 00:39:29,162 I see you met John McCain here. 522 00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:42,109 Ow! 523 00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:53,352 Well, I say jackpot.