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- Name's Crowley.
- You're Crowley.
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So you have heard of me.
I can give you anything.
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- All I need is-
- My soul.
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- You sold your soul?
- More like pawned it.
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- I intend to give it back.
- Give it back.
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- I can't.
- Can't or won't?
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I won't, all right? It's insurance.
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Rufus Turner is a hunter.
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- Old friends?
- Friend?
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He's not the Christmas-card type.
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Sheriff Jody Mills.
I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
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- Agent Willis speaking.
- Bobby?
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- Oh.
- So you know Bobby Singer.
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I thought the sheriff hated you.
She did till five days ago.
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What happened five days ago?
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The dead started rising all over town.
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- Bobby, you just gonna sit there?
- No, I'm gonna river dance.
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Really wasted that crossroads deal.
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- Son of a bitch.
- Hello. King of the crossroads.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.
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There's been a few times
you got me wondering.
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Something's different with you.
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- I'm okay.
- You went to hell, Sam.
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Yesterday, this shoreline was pounded...
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by winds up to 150 miles per hour.
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But today,
well, there's not a cloud in sight.
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Hurricane Tiffany has broken up
over the Gulf and...
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- Been making merry, have we?
- Bite me.
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If that's your thing.
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That swan dive of Sam's
was a thing of beauty.
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Tens all the way around,
standing O from the Romanian judge.
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You should be proud, Bobby.
As deaths go, wasn't too shabby.
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Cheer up, mate.
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We just saved the sodding world
together.
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Me, I've been celebrating.
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- Hate to see what you call celebrating.
- Yes, you would.
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- Drink?
- No.
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Let me get this straight.
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We saved the sodding world together...
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and you're too good to drink with me?
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Obviously.
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And I doubt that you have my brand.
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What's your poison, Your Highness?
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Craig, aged 30 years at least.
Been drinking it since grade school.
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Well, I got old rotgut, aged six days.
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Swill like that is gonna burn a hole
in your soul.
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Oh, sorry. My soul.
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But that's why you called?
Our little deal?
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Yeah, well, it's about time
you hold up your end and give it back.
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- Give it back?
- Our deal was we ice Lucifer...
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you rip up the lease.
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Oh.
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- You didn't read your contract?
- The hell you talking about, contract?
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Paragraph 18, subsection B,
which is on your naughty bits.
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I only have to make best efforts
to give you back your soul.
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Meaning what?
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Meaning I'd like to...
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- but I can't.
- You lying sack of-
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Ten years...
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you come to Daddy.
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Till then, I suggest
you start drinking the good stuff.
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I figured you'd say that.
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So you can rot here
till you change your mind.
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- Why? Because you asked nicely?
- No.
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Because I'm going Dateline
on your ass.
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I hope that's paint.
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Really?
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What am I going to do?
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Doggie breath. Bracing, isn't it?
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Ball's in your court, Robert.
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Ten years of living.
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Or ten years as Alpo.
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- This ain't over.
- I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Happy hunting.
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No EMF.
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You find anything in there?
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Yeah. I've got some kind of a claw.
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What in the hell has a claw like that?
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That's a good question.
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Maybe he's in the can.
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- Yeah?
- What happened? Fall and can't get up?
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Hilarious. What's up?
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We're in Wisconsin.
Six bodies, chests cracked wide open.
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No EMF, no sulfur, no hex bags.
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We did find this, though. Hang on.
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Check your Wang.
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That's a new one.
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Yeah, we need an ID, ASAP.
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Thing's on a rampage.
Call as soon as you dig something up.
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Dean, I'm a little busy.
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Kick Bo Derek out of your bathtub,
we got a case.
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I'll call you back.
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Balls.
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Balls.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Balls.
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You're hunting a lamia.
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Come again? It's a monster.
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Juices hearts, chugs the blood.
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Never heard of one popping up
outside Greece, though.
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It looks like this freak is immigrating.
Snacking on cheeseheads.
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- How do we gank it?
- Aah.
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There's a couple of ways.
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Easiest is a silver knife blessed...
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- by a padre.
- Gotcha.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, I'm still here!
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Hey there, cranky.
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You were gone so long,
I just assumed alcoholic coma.
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- Where were we?
- Your soul.
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Right. Talk.
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Look at you, all in a rush.
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Foreplay gets you more play.
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I want Crowley's name.
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His real name,
back when he was flesh and blood.
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Does tying demons up
make you feel better...
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about that time you killed your wife?
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- What's that?
- You don't recognize them?
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They're yours.
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It won't work. It's a myth.
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Then you got nothing to worry about.
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I can't. Aah!
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- You don't know what he'll do to me.
- Right now you worry about me.
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You don't get it. He's the king-
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King of the crossroads,
I've heard the speech.
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No.
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King of hell.
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You gonna get that or what?
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Marcy. Bobby Singer...
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- how long have we been neighbors?
- Six months?
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Well, don't you think it's time
you welcomed me to the neighborhood?
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My famous ginger peach cobbler.
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Take a whiff. Seriously. I'm a genius.
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Help me! Somebody help me!
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Um, it's some stupid horror flick.
It's a guilty pleasure.
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Oh, I love scary movies.
Hey, have you seen Drag Me To Hell?
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- Trying to avoid it.
- But it's fantastic.
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Saturday, 7:00, my house.
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I'll fix you dinner, and I'll whip up
a batch of my white chocolate popcorn...
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and we'll watch it. Deal?
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That sounds super, Marcy, but, uh...
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Okay, no worries.
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Um, hey, one other thing.
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Uh, my woodchipper,
it's a piece of crap, you know?
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It just broke down on me,
and I hear that you're quite handy.
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Maybe you could come over
and take a look?
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You know, just whenever.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, see you soon.
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Oh, she sounds nice.
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Are you gonna make sweet love to her
before you stab her to death, Bobby?
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That is your usual thing, right?
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I want Crowley's name. Now!
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- Crowley's name.
- Okay. Okay.
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MacLeod. Fergus MacLeod.
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Swear. We call him Lucky
the Leprechaun behind his back.
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MacLeod's Scottish, Einstein.
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You got what you want.
Now send me back-No.
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We had a deal.
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- Gave it my best effort.
- No.
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Yeah, Garth, what do you got?
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I never heard of a vamp doing that.
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Doesn't sound like our kind of thing.
Drop a dime to the FBI.
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Willis, FBI.
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No, Garth, not me "the FBI."
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The real FBI.
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How are you still alive?
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You got Castle.
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No. Yeah? Willis.
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Uh-huh. Of course she's one of ours.
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If she said she's gotta dig that grave up,
you better damn well let her.
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Oh, good. You're home. Listen.
You gotta help me bury a body.
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Why did you bring it here?
The law is on my tail.
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What was your guess?
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- What, what, what? They got lucky.
- Yeah, or you're getting slow.
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Oh, I'm getting slow. Yeah, says
Mr. Sits-on-His-Ass-All-Day-Taking-Calls.
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- Vamp, shifter, what?
- None of the above.
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Okami? Where did you shiv it?
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Get this, Billings.
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Only time I ever saw one of these
was in Japan.
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Duh. No one's ever seen one of these
except in Japan.
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For what it's worth, Sam and Dean
are tracking a lamia in Wisconsin.
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Get out.
I thought they never leave Greece.
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Monsters lately.
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Is it me, or is it weird?
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Yeah, well, it's definitely something.
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So you got a shovel?
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Man, I know what I want for Hanukkah.
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So the son of a bitch's name
is Fergus MacLeod?
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That's the son of a bitch's name.
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Where you gonna look?
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Scotland.
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Crowley let slip that he likes Craig.
It's, um-
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It's Scotch.
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Only made and sold in a tiny area
on the north tip of Caithness County.
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It's peaty and sharp with a long finish
of citrus and tobacco notes.
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What? What am I, a heathen?
I know what Craig is.
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Well, I got a hunch
that that's where Crowley lived and died.
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Back when he was a human.
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Few hundred years before he got the big
squeeze in hell and came out a demon.
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You know, I got contacts over there.
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I can make a few calls.
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I ain't asking for no help.
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I'm not asking for your permission.
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- Another way to kill a lamia?
- What happened to the knife...
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blessed by a priest?
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It didn't pan out. What's Plan B?
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- Grr.
- Unh. Dean. Aah!
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Police.
Come on, Bobby, get the lead out.
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- Where are you?
- Church. A rectory.
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Is there a kitchen?
Find salt and rosemary.
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Open up, Singer.
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Mr. Singer? I'm Agent Adams,
I believe you know Sheriff Mills.
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My Mom. Just a sec.
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- Rosemary. I got it.
- Great, great.
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Now, blend the herbs...
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and sauté over a high heat.
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Cook well.
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Sammy. Fire in the hole.
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Okay, great. Great.
Enjoy the roast, Mom.
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Have you seen this man?
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Rufus Turner, a. k.a. Luther Vandross,
a. k.a. Ruben Studdard?
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No. Never seen that dick.
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- How do you know he's a dick?
- Lucky guess.
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Funny, because I got a couple guys
working the highway...
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say they saw him here.
Carrying a body.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Look, it's a work day, I gotta-
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We just wanna take a look around.
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You got a warrant, sonny?
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Well, do I need one, sir?
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Okay, fellas, put the rulers away,
zip up.
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Look, Bobby here's kind of a crank.
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He ain't what you'd call a fan
of Big Brother. Me and him-
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- How long I been arresting you, 10 years?
Thereabouts.
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Yeah. We got a history.
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So, what do you say you just let me
scope the place out?
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Is that okay?
You can just wait outside.
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Five minutes. Great.
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- Why send him outside?
- I didn't think you'd want him in here.
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- I don't. Got a body in basement.
- My point.
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Yeah, but I've got another body
buried in the yard.
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Damn it.
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- He's not there.
- Balls.
247
00:17:57,346 --> 00:18:00,964
Mr. Singer, come with me, please.
248
00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:20,234
You mind explaining this?
249
00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:23,786
What, you've never had a septic tank
explode on you?
250
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:27,664
I got it pretty well cleaned up,
but watch where you step.
251
00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:33,665
Get back here.
Get backl'm two states over, Bobby.
252
00:18:33,841 --> 00:18:36,462
- The okami ain't dead.
- Of course it is.
253
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:39,382
Did you use a bamboo dagger?
Yeah.
254
00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:42,260
- Blessed by a Shinto priest?
- I'm not an imbecile, Bobby.
255
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:45,434
- Did you stab it seven times?
- Five times.
256
00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:47,593
It's seven.
257
00:18:48,314 --> 00:18:49,808
No, I'm pretty sure it's five.
258
00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:51,524
Well, clearly it's seven times.
259
00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:53,352
The damn hole is empty.
260
00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,278
What was it feeding on?
261
00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:57,071
Single white females.
262
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:59,113
While they slept.
263
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,558
- Bobby?
- Where's your bedroom?
264
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:43,656
Bobby,
I am trying to keep my cool here...
265
00:19:43,828 --> 00:19:46,579
but what are you doing in my house
with a shotgun?
266
00:19:46,747 --> 00:19:49,618
Have you seen anything weird?
267
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,413
You mean, besides you?
268
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,875
Bobby! No! Look out!
269
00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:56,600
I, uh...
270
00:20:57,318 --> 00:20:59,275
I thought your chipper was broke.
271
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:06,318
I just said that to get you over here.
272
00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:10,325
Oh.
273
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,582
Well...
274
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:16,708
I guess I could come over
for dinner some night.
275
00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:17,958
Might be fun.
276
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:21,123
I don't think so.
277
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,093
Story of my life.
278
00:21:29,684 --> 00:21:31,475
You're still alive, huh?
279
00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:32,759
Don't act so surprised.
280
00:21:32,937 --> 00:21:35,393
How about Godzilla?
Put her down.
281
00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:37,641
You just happened to have
a bamboo dagger...
282
00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:40,522
- blessed by a Shinto priest around?
- Woodchipper.
283
00:21:40,695 --> 00:21:42,273
Oh, okey-dokey, woodchipper.
284
00:21:42,447 --> 00:21:45,863
That pretty much trumps everything.
285
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,617
Listen, Bobby, uh...
286
00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,996
thank you.
287
00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:54,656
- I screwed up.
- Forget it.
288
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,206
I figure I still owe you
more than you owe me.
289
00:21:57,378 --> 00:22:00,166
Alrighty. Then add one more thing
to the list.
290
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:02,249
I got a lead on your boy, Crowley...
291
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:08,628
a. k.a. Fergus Rodric MacLeod...
292
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:11,558
born in Canisbay, Scotland, 1661.
293
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,517
I don't know
what that's gonna get me.
294
00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:18,021
All right, well,
then behind Door Number 2, Bob.
295
00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:19,270
Crowley had a son.
296
00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:21,898
Did he, now?
297
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:25,154
Name of Gavin. Moved across
the pond after his parents bit it.
298
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:28,988
Captained a trading ship that went down
in Massachusetts in 1723.
299
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,532
Cousteau wannabes found the wreck
30 years ago.
300
00:22:31,704 --> 00:22:33,496
They fish out his bones? No. No.
301
00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:35,907
They did find his signet ring, though.
302
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:38,577
It's part of
the Treasures from the Deep exhibit...
303
00:22:38,753 --> 00:22:40,331
at the maritime museum in Andover.
304
00:22:40,505 --> 00:22:41,916
I need that ring.
305
00:22:42,757 --> 00:22:45,213
Oh. Oh, are you, um-?
306
00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:46,927
Are you asking for my help, Bob?
307
00:22:49,013 --> 00:22:50,591
Bobby?
308
00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:53,763
I'm asking for a ring.
309
00:22:53,935 --> 00:22:56,604
And I'd appreciate...
310
00:22:57,772 --> 00:22:59,480
your help getting it.
311
00:22:59,649 --> 00:23:01,807
Ha, ha. I'm way ahead of you.
312
00:23:01,985 --> 00:23:05,105
I'm headed for Andover now.
Should be there around midnight.
313
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,857
You're, um-
314
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,398
You're thinking hostage exchange,
aren't you?
315
00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:12,822
I mean, get the ring,
you can summon junior's ghost.
316
00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:16,828
Get the ghost, you can swap Crowley
his son for your soul.
317
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,581
Something like that.
318
00:23:20,336 --> 00:23:22,662
Let's hope that works out.
319
00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:47,028
Dean, you all right?
320
00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:50,032
Yeah. Yeah, the lamia grilled up fine.
321
00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:53,525
I sense a "but" coming on.
322
00:23:55,121 --> 00:23:56,450
It's Sam, Bobby.
323
00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:01,868
It's just he's different.
324
00:24:02,045 --> 00:24:07,086
You know, and I get it. You go through
something like that and you change.
325
00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:10,547
But something's not right to me.
326
00:24:12,347 --> 00:24:13,722
Dean-I've got questions.
327
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,298
About that year,
you saw him and I didn't-
328
00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:17,970
- I got another call.
- You what?
329
00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:21,181
Just hang on.
I gotta take this, it's important.
330
00:24:21,898 --> 00:24:23,273
More important than Sam?
331
00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:27,274
- Bobby?
- Rufus?
332
00:24:28,655 --> 00:24:30,232
The good news is I snagged the ring.
333
00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:32,316
Tell me that ain't-Yeah.
334
00:24:32,492 --> 00:24:35,244
Three guesses and one of them,
it ain't the paramedics.
335
00:24:35,411 --> 00:24:37,784
- I gotta stash this ring.
- Don't swallow it.
336
00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:40,948
Right. I'm swallowing it, Bobby.
337
00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:42,828
Don't swallow it.
338
00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:46,958
Ah.
339
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:49,130
Damn it. Oh, hell.
340
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,376
Hands where I can see them.
341
00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:53,545
Whoa, whoa.
Yo, that is unnecessary force.
342
00:24:53,721 --> 00:24:54,753
I know my rights.
343
00:24:54,931 --> 00:24:56,046
Move. Hey.
344
00:24:59,227 --> 00:25:01,718
You still there?
Bobby, what the hell?
345
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,140
I Sorry.
346
00:25:05,358 --> 00:25:08,692
You know, you are the one person
that I can talk to about this stuff.
347
00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:12,195
About Sam,
about leaving Lisa and Ben.
348
00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:14,856
I mean, I don't even know
which way is up right now.
349
00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:19,323
Bobby?
350
00:25:19,497 --> 00:25:20,576
Hello?
351
00:25:20,748 --> 00:25:23,322
I hear you, son.
It just ain't a good time.
352
00:25:23,501 --> 00:25:26,075
Yeah, okay.
You know what? Forget it.
353
00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:29,588
I mean, I'm baring my soul
like a frigging girl here...
354
00:25:29,757 --> 00:25:31,300
and you got stuff to do.
355
00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:33,341
So that is-That's fine.
356
00:25:34,387 --> 00:25:36,510
That's fine. Seriously, a little selfish.
357
00:25:37,223 --> 00:25:39,299
It's not all about you.
358
00:25:41,561 --> 00:25:42,806
Where's your brother?
359
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,353
- Outside.
- Get him.
360
00:25:47,817 --> 00:25:49,940
You're on speaker, Bobby.
361
00:25:50,111 --> 00:25:52,068
Sam, Dean?
362
00:25:52,739 --> 00:25:55,693
I love you like my own. I do.
363
00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:57,147
But sometimes-
364
00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:05,867
Sometimes you two
are the whiniest...
365
00:26:06,044 --> 00:26:09,876
most self-absorbed sons of bitches
I ever met.
366
00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:12,717
I'm selfish? Me?
367
00:26:12,884 --> 00:26:14,295
I do everything for you.
368
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:15,916
Everything.
369
00:26:16,095 --> 00:26:18,337
You need some lore scrounged up?
370
00:26:18,515 --> 00:26:20,922
You need your asses pulled
out of the fire?
371
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:24,137
You need someone to bitch to
about each other?
372
00:26:24,437 --> 00:26:27,011
You call me and I come through.
373
00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:29,432
Every damn time.
374
00:26:29,609 --> 00:26:31,151
And what do I get for it?
375
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:33,442
Jack with a side of squat.
376
00:26:33,613 --> 00:26:36,733
- Bobby-
- Do I sound like I'm done?
377
00:26:36,908 --> 00:26:40,111
Now, look, I know you got issues.
378
00:26:40,286 --> 00:26:43,287
God knows I know.
379
00:26:43,456 --> 00:26:45,579
But I got a news flash for you.
380
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,585
You ain't the center of the universe.
381
00:26:48,753 --> 00:26:53,130
Now, it may have slipped your mind
that Crowley owns my soul...
382
00:26:53,299 --> 00:26:55,126
and the meter is running.
383
00:26:55,635 --> 00:27:01,720
And I will be damned
if I am gonna sit around and be damned!
384
00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:08,012
So how about you two sack up
and help me for once?
385
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,601
Bobby, all you gotta do is ask.
386
00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:18,148
Anything you need, we're there.
387
00:27:35,091 --> 00:27:39,136
Got a call from Marcy Ward.
Seems she had a little home invasion.
388
00:27:39,304 --> 00:27:42,340
Told her I'd look into it.
Didn't bother filing a report.
389
00:27:42,515 --> 00:27:44,093
Thanks.
390
00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:45,679
Need a favor.
391
00:27:45,852 --> 00:27:49,055
Luther Vandross turn up?
Tell him I'm a fan.
392
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,306
His real name is Rufus Turner.
393
00:27:51,483 --> 00:27:54,437
He's being held in Andover, Mass,
on a burglary charge.
394
00:27:55,278 --> 00:27:57,021
Need you to get him extradited here.
395
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,821
- Extradited for what?
- Murder.
396
00:28:01,826 --> 00:28:03,700
You're not joking.
397
00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:07,206
Do you have any idea what it takes
to extradite a prisoner?
398
00:28:07,373 --> 00:28:10,043
I'd need a court order,
permission from the DA.
399
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:13,579
I would have to call in every marker I got
and hand out a few to boot.
400
00:28:13,755 --> 00:28:15,831
So you're saying there's a chance?
401
00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:18,213
If by some miracle we can get him,
then what?
402
00:28:18,384 --> 00:28:21,551
Your pal's here on a murder charge.
How are you gonna get him out?
403
00:28:21,721 --> 00:28:22,919
Let me handle the B-side.
404
00:28:26,434 --> 00:28:28,226
I like you, Bobby.
405
00:28:28,394 --> 00:28:30,387
But this could nuke my career.
406
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:34,099
Look, I've done a lot for this town.
407
00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:37,858
Some you know about,
some you don't.
408
00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:42,691
And I'm not real good at this whole
"asking for help" thing, but...
409
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:45,821
I'm sorry, Bobby.
410
00:28:45,995 --> 00:28:47,276
I can't.
411
00:29:12,939 --> 00:29:14,564
Miss me?
412
00:29:17,735 --> 00:29:18,980
- How did you-?
- Don't ask.
413
00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:24,155
You got one hour and then I call
the feds and tell them he busted out.
414
00:29:25,326 --> 00:29:26,986
- Thanks.
- I lose my job over this...
415
00:29:27,162 --> 00:29:29,617
I am taking it out of your ass.
416
00:29:34,127 --> 00:29:37,163
Tell me the ring
is still in your stomach.
417
00:29:42,886 --> 00:29:45,341
I'll go boil some water.
418
00:29:46,806 --> 00:29:47,885
What?
419
00:30:41,903 --> 00:30:42,982
Gavin MacLeod?
420
00:30:43,696 --> 00:30:45,274
Is-?
421
00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:47,026
Is this hell?
422
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,943
That's gonna depend on you.
423
00:30:51,037 --> 00:30:52,662
You Fergus MacLeod's boy?
424
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,958
You and me...
425
00:30:57,127 --> 00:31:00,496
are gonna have a nice, long chat.
426
00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:27,270
Well, you look like hammered crap.
427
00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:29,073
And you're a vision, as always.
428
00:31:33,371 --> 00:31:35,328
Don't we both know
how this game ends?
429
00:31:35,749 --> 00:31:37,871
Really, you gotta know
when to fold them.
430
00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:41,246
Word on the street is that
ever since Lucifer went to the pokey...
431
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,330
you're the big kahuna downstairs.
432
00:31:43,506 --> 00:31:46,377
- I see you've been reading the trades.
- Trouble in paradise?
433
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:49,468
Mate, you have no idea.
434
00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:53,138
I thought...
435
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:58,929
when I got the corner office,
I thought it was all gonna be rainbows...
436
00:31:59,105 --> 00:32:00,350
and two-headed puppies.
437
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:04,647
But if I'm being honest, it's been hell.
438
00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:06,480
Thought that was the point.
439
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,648
You know what the problem
with demons is?
440
00:32:11,826 --> 00:32:13,486
- They're demons?
- Exactly.
441
00:32:14,037 --> 00:32:16,610
Evil, lying prats,
the whole lot of them.
442
00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:18,118
And stupid.
443
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:23,494
Try to show them a new way,
a better way, and what do you get?
444
00:32:23,671 --> 00:32:24,834
Bugger all.
445
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,038
You know, there's days...
446
00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:32,258
that I think Lucifer's whole
"spike anything with black eyes" plan...
447
00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:34,470
wasn't half bad.
448
00:32:34,641 --> 00:32:35,886
Hmm.
449
00:32:36,559 --> 00:32:39,809
Feels good to get it off my chest.
We should make this a thing.
450
00:32:39,979 --> 00:32:41,972
Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
451
00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:44,518
A little.
452
00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:49,233
Anyhoo,
obviously not here for a social call...
453
00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:50,900
so on with it.
454
00:32:51,074 --> 00:32:53,826
- I want-
- Ah. I'll save you the recap.
455
00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:57,032
In fact, I'll do the shorthand for you.
456
00:32:58,164 --> 00:33:00,572
"I want my soul back, idiot."
457
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,995
"Afraid not."
458
00:33:02,168 --> 00:33:05,003
"But I'm surly and I got a beard. Give me."
459
00:33:05,171 --> 00:33:08,789
Blah, blah, blah,
homespun cornpone insult...
460
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:11,209
witty retort from yours truly...
461
00:33:11,386 --> 00:33:14,422
and the bottom line is,
you get bupkis.
462
00:33:14,597 --> 00:33:18,180
- Are we done?
- Just getting started.
463
00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:27,018
Gavin?
464
00:33:27,569 --> 00:33:28,648
Is that you?
465
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:32,654
It's been so long.
466
00:33:35,869 --> 00:33:37,327
I love you so-
467
00:33:41,374 --> 00:33:42,749
Sorry.
468
00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:45,166
Your soul for my boy. That's it, right?
469
00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:48,748
I gotta give you credit for thinking
outside the box on that one.
470
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,675
But the problem is,
I loathe the little bastard.
471
00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:54,132
Wanna torture him?
Let me pull up a chair and watch.
472
00:33:54,304 --> 00:33:56,546
Hell, burn his bones,
send him down to me.
473
00:33:56,723 --> 00:33:59,428
We can have a family reunion.
That's right, son?
474
00:33:59,768 --> 00:34:01,725
You picked the wrong bargaining chip
this time.
475
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,681
He ain't a chip.
476
00:34:05,231 --> 00:34:08,398
I was just using him
to dig up dirt on you.
477
00:34:09,444 --> 00:34:13,987
And since Gavin hates you
maybe even more than you hate him...
478
00:34:14,157 --> 00:34:17,656
he was more than happy to squawk.
479
00:34:18,787 --> 00:34:20,115
What did you tell him, son?
480
00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:23,996
Everything.
481
00:34:33,301 --> 00:34:34,546
I know it all now...
482
00:34:35,386 --> 00:34:36,845
Fergus.
483
00:34:37,806 --> 00:34:43,262
Now, you may be king
of the dirtbags here, but in life?
484
00:34:43,436 --> 00:34:48,063
You were nothing but a two-bit tailor
who sold his soul...
485
00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:51,103
in exchange for an extra 3 inches
below the belt.
486
00:34:51,277 --> 00:34:53,685
Just trying to hit double digits.
487
00:34:55,865 --> 00:34:58,950
So you got a glimpse
behind the curtain.
488
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:04,409
- And?
- And now I know where you're planted.
489
00:35:11,089 --> 00:35:13,128
Hi, Crowley.
490
00:35:13,383 --> 00:35:16,966
Dean. It's been a long time.
We should get together.
491
00:35:17,137 --> 00:35:20,256
Sure.
We'll have to do that when I get back.
492
00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:22,759
Back? Yeah.
493
00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:25,259
Me and Sam,
we've gone international.
494
00:35:25,437 --> 00:35:28,224
In fact, we're in your neck
of the woods.
495
00:35:30,316 --> 00:35:33,935
- Did you really used to wear a skirt?
- A kilt.
496
00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:36,105
I had very athletic calves.
497
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,031
What's the game? Dominoes.
498
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,608
In fact, we just dug yours up.
499
00:35:43,872 --> 00:35:47,205
This is ridiculous. The whole
burning bones thing. It's a myth.
500
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,127
I know an employee of yours
who'd disagree.
501
00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:53,084
What's that?
You don't recognize them?
502
00:35:53,256 --> 00:35:55,047
They're yours.
503
00:36:12,442 --> 00:36:14,684
- That's where she got to.
- You demons.
504
00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:17,352
You think you're something special.
505
00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:19,649
But you're just spirits.
506
00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:22,494
Twisted, perverted, evil spirits.
507
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:28,746
But end of the day, you're nothing
but ghosts with an ego.
508
00:36:30,460 --> 00:36:34,327
We torch your bones,
you go up in flames.
509
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,382
You hear that, Crowley?
510
00:36:38,051 --> 00:36:39,925
That's me flicking my Bic for you.
511
00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:43,345
Your bones for my soul.
512
00:36:43,515 --> 00:36:44,594
Going once.
513
00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:52,681
Going twice.
514
00:36:56,986 --> 00:36:58,896
Bollocks.
515
00:37:09,624 --> 00:37:13,538
You can go ahead
and leave in the part about my legs.
516
00:37:21,344 --> 00:37:23,716
Pleasure doing business with you.
517
00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:26,761
Now, if you don't mind.
518
00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:36,189
I believe those are mine.
519
00:37:36,943 --> 00:37:41,071
You know, now that I think about it,
maybe I'll just napalm your ass anyhow.
520
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:46,150
Dean, he's a dick, but a deal's a deal.
521
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:51,330
I don't need you to fight my battles
for me, moose. Get bent.
522
00:38:04,387 --> 00:38:05,762
Now, if you'll excuse me...
523
00:38:06,598 --> 00:38:08,306
I have a little hell to raise.
524
00:38:22,028 --> 00:38:24,649
I appreciate you boys lending a hand.
525
00:38:24,822 --> 00:38:26,815
Hey, any time we get to punk Crowley
works for us.
526
00:38:26,991 --> 00:38:28,106
Yeah. Still...
527
00:38:28,284 --> 00:38:31,238
knowing how much you love flying
the friendly skies...
528
00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:34,283
I guess a nine-hour plane trip
was no picnic.
529
00:38:34,457 --> 00:38:37,030
You drink your way through it?
I was fine.
530
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:39,701
No. He white-knuckled his way
through four puke bags.
531
00:38:39,879 --> 00:38:41,457
Well, at least I was sober.
532
00:38:41,631 --> 00:38:44,383
Some nutjob decided to try something,
I was ready. I had a fork.
533
00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:49,129
Listen, um...
534
00:38:50,306 --> 00:38:52,595
about the things I said earlier.
535
00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:54,843
I was in a tough spot
and I guess I was-
536
00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:56,395
We take you for granted.
537
00:38:56,562 --> 00:38:58,769
You've been cleaning up our messes
for years.
538
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:02,605
Without you, I don't wanna think about
where me and Sam would've ended up.
539
00:39:07,907 --> 00:39:10,576
Okay, then let's roll credits
on this chick flick.
540
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,321
You boys have a safe flight.
541
00:39:12,495 --> 00:39:16,279
And try some of the local grub.
I hear it's exotic.
542
00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:19,292
Yeah, definitely, we are.
I hear they have an Olive Garden.
543
00:39:47,447 --> 00:39:48,692
Willis.
544
00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:51,189
Yeah, he is.
545
00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,526
One of our best agents, in fact.