1 00:00:03,305 --> 00:00:07,708 You can't stop any of us. We can't be killed, you stupid little chew toys. 2 00:00:10,212 --> 00:00:11,804 These are smarter than you. 3 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:14,710 You don't have a clue how to kill them or slow them down. 4 00:00:14,917 --> 00:00:16,680 And your plan is go right at them? 5 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,679 - We've been busy. - Hunting Leviathan. 6 00:00:21,223 --> 00:00:22,952 You met Dick yet? 7 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,718 I'd sooner swim through garbage than shake hands with a mutation like you. 8 00:00:26,895 --> 00:00:28,192 I'd never work with you. 9 00:00:28,363 --> 00:00:30,695 I hate the bastards. Squash them all. 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,227 You need to see Frank Devereaux. 11 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,233 Bobby Singer sent us. Or not. Who? 12 00:00:37,406 --> 00:00:39,601 We need you to get us further off the grid... 13 00:00:39,775 --> 00:00:41,333 ...but keep us on the board. 14 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,239 Wipe all your old aliases. 15 00:00:43,412 --> 00:00:47,508 Change your phones on a very frequent, non-schedule schedule, you understand? 16 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:50,280 You can't just tell me you're fine. 17 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:51,747 - Be honest? - Yeah. 18 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,388 I don't like lying to you. It doesn't feel right. 19 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:56,615 Got me there. I've been climbing the walls. 20 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:58,054 I know how that is. 21 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,267 Good night, sweetie. 22 00:01:49,077 --> 00:01:54,572 This is Nature Sounds' "Sounds of Nature," Volume 4. 23 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,843 "Soothing Seas." 24 00:02:18,273 --> 00:02:20,366 What the hell? 25 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:27,107 Leanne! 26 00:02:34,356 --> 00:02:35,789 No. 27 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,083 No. Stay away. 28 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,719 Leanne! 29 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:50,398 This is Nature Sounds' "Sounds of Nature." 30 00:03:02,651 --> 00:03:04,084 Did you strip enough wire? 31 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,685 Yes, I stripped enough wire. 32 00:03:08,657 --> 00:03:09,817 All right. 33 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:21,628 See? Told you. 34 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:31,372 Well, isn't this cozy? 35 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:36,174 Yeah. Well, Motel 6 just ain't leaving the light on anymore. 36 00:03:36,351 --> 00:03:39,514 Well, I'm taking a page out of Frank Devereaux's bible on this. 37 00:03:39,688 --> 00:03:42,953 Everybody is out to get you. Paranoia is just plain common sense. 38 00:03:43,158 --> 00:03:46,093 Weeks, guys. Weeks. 39 00:03:46,261 --> 00:03:49,196 We've been living with cold showers, cold Hot Pockets. 40 00:03:49,364 --> 00:03:52,959 Cold everything. This is the bottom that we're living in. You get that? 41 00:03:53,168 --> 00:03:55,068 How many big mouths are out there? 42 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:56,898 Running card traces, like Chet... 43 00:03:57,072 --> 00:03:59,768 ...or hunting us down God knows what ways? 44 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:03,206 No. Now is not the time to be laying our bed rolls out on the grid. 45 00:04:03,378 --> 00:04:04,402 Not if we can help it. 46 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,780 That's just great. 47 00:04:13,622 --> 00:04:15,249 This is stupid. 48 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,653 I mean, our quality of life is crap. 49 00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:22,092 We got purgatory's least wanted everywhere... 50 00:04:22,297 --> 00:04:24,993 ...and we're on our third The World's Screwed issue... 51 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,431 ...in three years. We've steered the bus away from the cliff... 52 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:30,594 ...twice already. Someone's gotta do it. 53 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:34,071 - What if the bus wants to go over? - The world wants to end? 54 00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:37,575 I think if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year... 55 00:04:37,746 --> 00:04:40,510 ...the whole enchilada would have offed itself already. 56 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:43,013 Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. 57 00:04:43,218 --> 00:04:44,776 You're gonna hurt your head. 58 00:04:46,488 --> 00:04:48,683 So, what's the guff? 59 00:04:48,857 --> 00:04:51,951 Well, uh, there have been a rash of sightings... 60 00:04:52,127 --> 00:04:53,685 ...all over the southern Pine Barrens. 61 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:56,126 A strange, fast-moving, human-like creature. 62 00:04:56,298 --> 00:04:58,027 Locals even have a name for it. 63 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,698 "Jersey Devil"? I thought that was just local tall-tale crap. 64 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:06,034 The area's history of sightings goes back more than two centuries. 65 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:11,440 Some accounts gave it bat wings, others, uh, horns, uh, a tail... 66 00:05:13,248 --> 00:05:14,875 ...and, oh, yeah, a horse's head. 67 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:19,552 The sketch looks more like a Chewbacca head. 68 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,312 - Sounds kind of mixed up. - Yeah. 69 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,719 Like it should be fighting a Japanese robot. 70 00:05:23,892 --> 00:05:27,760 Well, mixed up or not, it sounds like it might just have a body count. 71 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:33,862 "Camping high season harshed by human burrito"? 72 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:36,560 Yeah. Something hung a camper up in a tree... 73 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:39,296 ...then ate him alive right through his sleeping bag. 74 00:05:39,474 --> 00:05:41,874 His wife hasn't been seen either. 75 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:45,240 Plus four other missing-persons reports in the last three weeks. 76 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:48,644 State troopers, get this, are saying it's a rogue bear. 77 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:52,048 When was the last time you saw a bear string up its own piņata? 78 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:54,085 Something is out there in the woods. 79 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:57,715 Hey, we're going honest-to-goodness wilderness hunting. 80 00:05:57,893 --> 00:05:59,861 Haven't used my thirty-thirty in a while. 81 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:02,861 Davy Crockett, safari is gonna have to wait till tomorrow. 82 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:06,159 After our suit-and-tie dance. We'll make sure this is not just... 83 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:10,202 ...some backwoods crackhead who likes to roll glampers. 84 00:06:10,372 --> 00:06:12,033 What the hell is a glamper? 85 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:13,401 Sam? 86 00:06:14,576 --> 00:06:16,043 High-end camper. 87 00:06:16,211 --> 00:06:18,543 TV, a.c., Wi-Fi. 88 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:21,079 Back to nature, zero inconvenience. 89 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:23,615 - That's idiotic. - Yeah. 90 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:26,116 Some people just don't know how to live. 91 00:06:33,328 --> 00:06:35,057 So, Ranger Evans... 92 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:37,596 Oh, uh, you can call me Rick. 93 00:06:37,766 --> 00:06:38,858 Ranger Rick. 94 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,362 Heh, uh... 95 00:06:42,537 --> 00:06:45,472 You were the one who found Mitchell Rayburn, correct? 96 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,403 The human burrito. 97 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:51,101 State police have it down as a bear attack. 98 00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,646 Yeah, I read what the state police says. 99 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,716 That was no rogue brown. 100 00:06:58,887 --> 00:07:03,449 Apparently, some others reported seeing something a little, you know, weirder. 101 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:06,116 You know, I've been a ranger for 12 years. 102 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:11,596 Tell you the truth, we have no idea what's out there. 103 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:16,499 Big, a lot of trees and whatnot. 104 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:17,763 Tell you this, though. 105 00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:20,240 You gotta respect Mother Nature. 106 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:23,104 You respect her, or she's gonna string you up... 107 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:26,247 ...and she'll eat your ass right through the Gore-Tex. 108 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:29,272 So you're thinking it's Mother Nature? 109 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:30,509 See, me and Phil... 110 00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:35,122 ...we've been finding, uh, something's leftovers for weeks. 111 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:38,420 Deer remains, uh, badger... 112 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:39,990 ...missing pets. 113 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:41,253 Who's Phil? 114 00:07:41,429 --> 00:07:44,330 Uh, assistant chief ranger. 115 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:49,095 Come to think of it, I haven't seen Phil in a couple of days. 116 00:07:50,438 --> 00:07:54,033 He's supposed to call from whatever station he's checking off. 117 00:07:54,209 --> 00:07:56,769 You think maybe your assistant chief ranger... 118 00:07:56,945 --> 00:07:58,037 ...might be missing? 119 00:07:58,213 --> 00:08:00,613 I should probably report that. 120 00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:05,850 Excuse us. 121 00:08:06,021 --> 00:08:12,290 Well, you enjoy your lunch, Ranger Rick. 122 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:19,724 So? 123 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:22,164 Well, I took a look at the cadaver. 124 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:23,861 What's left of it. 125 00:08:24,039 --> 00:08:25,199 Not a happy camper. 126 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:29,041 Don't have any stats on a Jersey Devil... 127 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:31,974 ...but the bite radius on the vic's wounds... 128 00:08:32,147 --> 00:08:33,808 ...it's too small for a Leviathan. 129 00:08:33,982 --> 00:08:36,712 And he's still got a ventricle and some change... 130 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:39,217 ...so I doubt we're talking werewolf. 131 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:42,151 And a Wendigo don't leave no scraps. 132 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:43,381 Hmm. 133 00:08:43,558 --> 00:08:44,650 Lunch? 134 00:08:44,826 --> 00:08:45,884 Starving. 135 00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:49,224 Hey, uh, Brandon. We grab a booth? 136 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:52,855 Hey, uh, douchewad, a hostess will seat you. 137 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,865 Do I look like a freaking hostess? 138 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,731 Do you wanna look like a hostess? 139 00:09:02,544 --> 00:09:04,739 That didn't really make sense, what you said. 140 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:07,006 What was that? 141 00:09:07,182 --> 00:09:10,208 I sure hope we don't get Brandon's section. 142 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:13,911 Sidewinder soup and salad combo goes to Big Bird. 143 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:16,586 TDK Slammer to Ken doll. 144 00:09:17,492 --> 00:09:19,392 A little heart smart for creepy uncle. 145 00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:23,689 - What is your problem? - You are my problem! 146 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:29,131 Oh, Brandon has got his flare all up in a bunch. 147 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:32,273 Yeah. There goes his 18 percent. Heh. 148 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,739 Anyway, chief ranger? I don't think he believes in the Jersey Devil. 149 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:40,609 Oh, by the way, did he seem a little stoned to you? 150 00:09:41,149 --> 00:09:42,377 Ranger Rick? 151 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:44,950 Yeah. Definitely growing his own on the back 40... 152 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,553 ...and smoking all the profits. 153 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,724 He did seem to think that there was something. 154 00:09:51,893 --> 00:09:53,053 Oh, that is good sandwich. 155 00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:55,025 What the hell did you get? 156 00:09:56,297 --> 00:10:00,427 New Pepperjack Turducken Slammer, limited time only. 157 00:10:00,602 --> 00:10:03,799 Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. 158 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,599 Shouldn't play God like that. 159 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:09,072 Don't look at me sideways from that Chinese chicken geezer salad. 160 00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:10,302 This is awesome. 161 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:14,406 Like the perfect storm of your top three edible birds. 162 00:10:17,252 --> 00:10:22,155 Anyways, the ranger did seem to think there was something in Wharton Forest. 163 00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:24,450 - I'd say it's safari time. - She's big-boned. 164 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:26,787 Look at her. You're telling me she's not fat? 165 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:28,929 - Hey. - No. Up yours, Mike. 166 00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:31,156 Shove it right up yours. 167 00:10:34,102 --> 00:10:38,596 Well, anyway, back to bigger and better things. 168 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:14,600 Couple of bucks. 169 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,809 Head-butting over turf, probably. 170 00:11:16,978 --> 00:11:19,208 Pretty sure the other fella won. 171 00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:30,313 I guess I forgot. 172 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:34,552 Before you were a hunter, you were actually a hunter. 173 00:11:34,729 --> 00:11:38,165 Yeah, well, we shot our dinner when I was a kid. 174 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,494 You used to take us hunting. Remember? 175 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:43,034 Dad had a case, he'd just dump us on you. 176 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:45,695 You taught us most of the outdoor tracking we know. 177 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,431 Yeah, what I could get to stick. 178 00:11:49,077 --> 00:11:52,046 I never could get you little grubs to pull a trigger on a single deer. 179 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,771 You're talking about Bambi, man. 180 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,041 You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. 181 00:11:57,452 --> 00:11:58,851 You shoot Bambi's mother. 182 00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,689 Well, looks like we found Phil. 183 00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:20,799 Special agents. 184 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,244 Listen, I got your call. 185 00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,812 But I'm not sure I got what you were saying. 186 00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:34,213 Hey. I think we found Phil. 187 00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,220 That's what I said. 188 00:12:36,391 --> 00:12:38,723 Heh. Uh, I should probably call this in. 189 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,897 Yeah, yeah. Solid move, Rick. 190 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,009 Uh, this is Ranger Evans... 191 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,406 ...up at Acher's Point. Come in. 192 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,075 Repeat. This is Chief Ranger Evans. 193 00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,275 Go ahead. 194 00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:06,147 I have a situation at Acher's Point. 195 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:09,852 Ranger, I think we've got company. 196 00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:11,491 Yeah? Who's that? 197 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,793 Whoa! 198 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,755 Ranger! 199 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:19,727 Ranger Evans! 200 00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:22,531 Ranger! 201 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:29,874 It's got him up in the trees. 202 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,940 - Lights off. - What? 203 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:40,383 - You think that's really a good idea? - Shut up, shut off, and listen. 204 00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:49,359 Damn thing is eating Rick. 205 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,690 Man, I liked Rick. 206 00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,544 Wow, nice shot, Bobby. 207 00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:11,912 Seriously. 208 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:14,281 We all got our gifts. 209 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,831 What about the rest of Ranger Rick? 210 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:31,763 Ranger called in his 10-20. 211 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,702 His own will find him. 212 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,433 We got crap to do. 213 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,950 Built like a supermodel, but the thing was strong. That's for sure. 214 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,856 Carried a full-grown man up a tree in nothing flat. 215 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:57,293 But it only took one bullet to bring it down. 216 00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:01,595 And not even a silver bullet, just a "bullet" bullet. 217 00:15:13,848 --> 00:15:16,043 First one must have just stunned it. 218 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:23,421 All right, well, let's check its Hulk pants for some ID. 219 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:30,859 Ugh, that is just gonna ruin the leather. 220 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,732 Are you feeling okay? 221 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,302 Yeah. I feel great. 222 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:43,904 Gerald Browder, lived here in town, 5-foot-9, brown hair, blue eyes... 223 00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:45,876 ...235 pounds. 224 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:48,073 Whoa. 225 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:52,245 Well, apparently, he's lost a little pudge. 226 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:59,658 Maybe it's a lap band side effect. Ha. 227 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,604 What the hell? 228 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,777 I think we better have a look under Gerald's hood. 229 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,520 God. 230 00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:30,555 His organs are swimming in the stuff. 231 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:32,192 You guys getting hungry? 232 00:16:34,295 --> 00:16:35,523 I'm hungry. 233 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,159 What's that? 234 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,392 His stomach. 235 00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:44,800 For a guy on a diet, Gerry here packed it in pretty good. 236 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:46,496 That's human right there. 237 00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,869 That's fresh Rick. 238 00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:50,135 Let's see. 239 00:16:50,311 --> 00:16:52,142 Plus... 240 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,210 A pine cone. 241 00:16:57,752 --> 00:16:59,982 A pack of gum in the wrapper. 242 00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:07,857 That's older. Maybe like, uh... Maybe Ranger Phil or the camper. 243 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,394 What's that? 244 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,758 It looks like a... 245 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,762 Yeah, that's a cat's head. 246 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,094 A glamper or two is one thing... 247 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,933 ...but you gotta be damn hungry to eat a cat's head. 248 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,506 Mm-hm. 249 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,113 Well, lookit here. 250 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,772 I'm no Dr. Oz... 251 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,885 ...but I think that's his adrenal glands. 252 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:35,113 Okay. And? 253 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:38,690 Meant to be the size of hotel bar soap... 254 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,486 ...and bright orange. 255 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,691 Ugh. 256 00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,627 That might help explain the strength. 257 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,428 Uh, but whatever this is, it's not the Jersey Devil... 258 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:51,094 ...but it sure as hell ain't Gerald Browder anymore. 259 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:53,507 Okay, guys, seriously. 260 00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:56,776 It's time for dinner. 261 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:10,221 Gerald Browder, 35, self-employed. Air conditioning repairman. 262 00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:13,155 Missing person number three. Disappeared eight days ago. 263 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:16,956 Well, that explains all the people who got eaten in the last eight days. 264 00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:20,225 Yeah. Question is, what happened to him? 265 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,603 Dean. 266 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,077 Uh... 267 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:35,738 So, what do you think? 268 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,611 I'm not that worried about it. 269 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,650 Excuse me? 270 00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:42,616 That's funny, right? 271 00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,291 I could give two shakes of a rat's ass. 272 00:18:46,427 --> 00:18:47,917 Is that right? 273 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:51,087 Do rats shake their ass or is it something else? 274 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,600 Eh. 275 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:20,023 - Give me that. - Whoa, whoa, why? 276 00:19:20,194 --> 00:19:25,689 There's some funky chicken in the TDK Slammer, ain't there? 277 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,700 Yeah. 278 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,996 This is stupid. 279 00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:34,004 My sandwich didn't do anything. 280 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,507 I don't know what you think you're gonna find. 281 00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:38,604 There's something wrong with you. 282 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,141 Are you kidding? I'm fine. 283 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,349 Pfft. I actually feel great. 284 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,817 The best I've felt in a couple months. 285 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,891 Cass, black goo. 286 00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:55,052 I don't even care anymore. 287 00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:58,426 And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care. 288 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:05,101 - I just want my damn Slammer back. - Dude, you are completely stoned. 289 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,534 Just like Ranger Rick was. 290 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:09,198 Just like the dinner rush back at Biggerson's. 291 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,504 And everybody is loving the Turducken. 292 00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:16,749 I think you pissed off my sandwich. 293 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,089 That's in me? 294 00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:25,555 Only half of it. 295 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,591 Does that snot look familiar? 296 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:31,222 Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head... 297 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,923 - ...and is turning Dean into an idiot... - I'm here. 298 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:35,591 Right here. 299 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,466 Is in the Turducken Slammer at Biggerson's. 300 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,299 - Yeah. - It's in the meat. 301 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,746 If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke. 302 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,787 How's he doing? 303 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,586 He's sleeping it off. 304 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,396 Tryptophan coma. 305 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,995 So you think he's okay? 306 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:10,568 Yeah, he's all right. 307 00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:11,966 Good. 308 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:13,835 You don't worry about him? 309 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:17,068 What, you mean before the Turducken? 310 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:23,183 Yeah. Yeah, I kind of mean more like ever since my head broke. 311 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,612 And we lost Cass. 312 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:28,312 I mean, you ever feel like he's going through the same motions... 313 00:21:28,489 --> 00:21:30,184 ...but he's not the same Dean? 314 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,951 - How could he be? - Right, yeah. 315 00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:36,119 - But what if...? - What if what, Sam? 316 00:21:37,231 --> 00:21:39,324 You know, you worry about him. 317 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,195 All he does is worry about you. 318 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,859 Who's left to live their own life here? 319 00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:45,329 The two of you. 320 00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:48,498 Aren't you full up just playing Snuffleupagus with the devil... 321 00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:50,337 ...all the live long? 322 00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:56,878 I don't know, Bobby. Seeing Lucifer is fine with me. 323 00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:59,681 Come again? 324 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:01,681 I'm not saying it's fun. 325 00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:06,225 I mean, to be honest with you, I kind of see it as the best-case scenario. 326 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,826 I mean, heh... 327 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:12,762 ...at least all my crazy is under one umbrella, you know? 328 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,996 I mean, I kind of know what I'm dealing with. 329 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,297 A lot of people got it worse. 330 00:22:20,374 --> 00:22:22,808 You always were one deep little son of a bitch. 331 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,371 Wait, wait, wait. 332 00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,309 Here we go. 333 00:22:53,374 --> 00:22:55,308 Well, I guess we follow it. 334 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,122 That's weird, right? 335 00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:47,792 National franchise getting meat from a place... 336 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:51,261 ...that looks like it wholesales Hong-Kong knockoffs. 337 00:23:51,432 --> 00:23:52,797 Okay, yeah. 338 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,264 It's a little weird. 339 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:57,563 All right, well, I guess we wait till they close up shop... 340 00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,000 ...go take a look around. 341 00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:01,632 Hang on. 342 00:24:10,484 --> 00:24:11,974 No. 343 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:24,192 Edgar. 344 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,294 Leviathans. 345 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,043 Son of a bitch. 346 00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:39,645 What the hell is going on? 347 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,816 Put him with the others, if you don't mind. 348 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,360 Edgar. 349 00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:58,191 Follow me. 350 00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:02,224 I've been so busy with this experiment, I didn't realize you were back. 351 00:25:02,436 --> 00:25:04,131 It's, uh, big stuff. 352 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:06,135 I'm back because of the experiment. 353 00:25:06,306 --> 00:25:09,571 What's happening? You said you were refining the formula. 354 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:11,040 Yes. Absolutely. 355 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:12,371 And it's going great. 356 00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:14,707 Absorption rate is up, lower concentrations. 357 00:25:14,882 --> 00:25:17,373 Didn't solve our little issue with adverse reactions. 358 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:19,314 Well, no. 359 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,351 Not a hundred percent. 360 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,761 Burn them. 361 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:37,695 What? 362 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,998 But they represent crucial test data. 363 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:43,769 Where the additive formula went wrong, where my initial projections failed. 364 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,410 Dick is coming. 365 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,211 Burn them. 366 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:03,362 Nothing happening back here. 367 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:04,889 Yeah, okay, Sam. 368 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,363 They're pretty dug in, so you finish circling... 369 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,434 ...and head on back. Right. 370 00:26:12,506 --> 00:26:13,803 How's your head? 371 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,733 Well, I think the Slammer has wore off. 372 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:21,438 In between that and 20 cups of coffee, I'm nicely tense and alarmed. 373 00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:24,015 I wasn't talking about that. 374 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:29,110 Oh, Bobby, don't go all Sigmund Freud on me right now, okay? 375 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:31,052 I just got drugged by a sandwich. 376 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:34,456 I wanna talk about your new party line. 377 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,819 Party line? 378 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,960 What are you talking about? I don't even vote. 379 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:40,998 The world is a suicide case. 380 00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:43,636 We save it, it just steals more pills. 381 00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:46,830 Bobby, I'm here, okay? I'm on the case. What's the problem? 382 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,739 I've seen hunters live and die. You're starting to talk like the dead ones. 383 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,780 No, I'm talking the way a person talks when they've had it. 384 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:59,350 When they can't figure out why they used to think all this mattered. 385 00:26:59,553 --> 00:27:01,111 Oh, you poor, sorry... 386 00:27:03,257 --> 00:27:04,918 You're not a person. 387 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:07,322 - Thanks. - Come on, now. 388 00:27:07,494 --> 00:27:11,794 All right. You tried to hang it up and be a person with Lisa and Ben. 389 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:15,662 And now here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. 390 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:17,861 That ain't person behavior, son. 391 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,470 You're a hunter. 392 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,165 Meaning you're whatever the job you're doing today. 393 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,139 You get a case of the Anne Sextons... 394 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:27,109 ...something's gonna come up and rip your fool head off. 395 00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:30,614 Now, you find your reasons to get back in the game. 396 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:33,776 I don't care if it's love or spite or a 10-dollar bet. 397 00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:36,514 I've been to enough funerals. I mean it. 398 00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:42,228 You die before me, and I'll kill you. 399 00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:49,292 We need to scrape some money together, get you a condo or something. 400 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:52,370 Hey. Something's up. 401 00:28:05,152 --> 00:28:08,053 Well, I'll be a squirrel in a skirt. 402 00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:10,513 It's Dick frigging Roman. 403 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,354 Who the hell is Dick frigging Roman? 404 00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:16,391 Billionaire Dick Roman, seen here at a press conference... 405 00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:19,828 ...has been on the corporate takeover warpath in the last months. 406 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,331 Shows no sign of relenting. 407 00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:25,528 I believe in good old American values, like unlimited growth. 408 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,174 But it's like I always say, if you wanna win... 409 00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:30,401 ...then you gotta be the shark. 410 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:32,101 And a shark's gotta eat. 411 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,746 Well, that's a great question. 412 00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:35,939 Yes, we have made new acquisitions. 413 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:38,344 I don't believe in hostile takeovers. 414 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:41,749 I believe in merging, and coming out on top. 415 00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:44,618 Whether at the helm of his America's Cup-winning yacht... 416 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,452 ...or his Fortune 500 companies... 417 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,958 ...Roman has never shied away from the spotlight. 418 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,392 Roman's series of motivational seminars... 419 00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:55,126 ..."When in Rome," have outsold every other money-making program. 420 00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:58,863 A vocal member of the NRA and a supporter of the second amendment... 421 00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:02,531 ...Roman has started attracting conservative political attention as well. 422 00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:05,439 Roman is ruthless but good-looking. 423 00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:07,978 I think he'll make a great candidate. 424 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:13,084 Another great question. No, I am not running for political office at this time. 425 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,084 But I do have a number one bestseller. 426 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:17,917 Holy crap. 427 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,649 What the hell is that? 428 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:22,294 One of the top 50 most powerful men in America. 429 00:29:22,462 --> 00:29:24,692 Says here top 35 as of last month. 430 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,599 Now it's all making sense. 431 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,565 Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating Dick? 432 00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:32,836 I thought he was just being general. 433 00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:35,406 If the Leviathan got to him, then that means... 434 00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:38,408 ...they're playing on a bigger board than we were thinking. 435 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:41,445 So what then? I mean, we can't exactly outgun them. 436 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,515 No. But we got the drop on them. 437 00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:47,414 Means we got a chance to figure out what these guys are really doing here. 438 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,313 Whoa, where did you get that mother? 439 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:53,857 Ah, it's on loan from Frank's Big Brother collection. 440 00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:58,225 It will pick up vocal vibrations from window glass at half a mile. 441 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,626 Well, it's time to find out what these ugly bastards are up to. 442 00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:13,508 The patient is put under general anesthesia. 443 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,545 The eye is immobilized. 444 00:30:15,749 --> 00:30:19,549 Then a scalpel is used to sever the optic nerve. 445 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:24,647 When a macular detachment occurs, further visual field loss is... 446 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:27,623 The food additive I've introduced into the Turducken... 447 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:29,785 ...has a near 100 percent effectiveness. 448 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:33,694 Once the subject tries it, they crave more within a few hours. 449 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,062 The first dose starts to work on their DNA... 450 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:38,396 ...slowing metabolism, causing weight gain... 451 00:30:38,572 --> 00:30:43,009 ...and dampening their emotional range, which makes them perfectly complacent. 452 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:48,970 As you can see, they have yet to notice that Grandma is no longer with us. 453 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,140 Both eyes were surgically removed... 454 00:30:51,318 --> 00:30:53,081 ...with the incorrect clinical diagnosis... 455 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,587 If you leave out a cooked patty for more than an hour... 456 00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:59,691 ...it reverts back to a somewhat unappealing state. 457 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,351 But I have yet to have a case of leftovers. 458 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:03,928 You know what I love? 459 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:06,793 I mean, besides handball and a really crisp chardonnay. 460 00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:08,866 I love progress. 461 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:13,301 And progress comes from collaboration which makes moments like this thrilling. 462 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,701 I am so glad to hear you say that. 463 00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,674 Now, what can you tell me about your failures, hmm? 464 00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:20,210 My? 465 00:31:22,616 --> 00:31:24,243 The ones that went off the rails. 466 00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:26,352 After they ate your little treats. 467 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,782 I, uh... 468 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:31,890 - They're... They've been very instructive. - No. 469 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,855 See, I asked for complacency. 470 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,921 Not complacency and a 0.03 percent margin... 471 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:40,897 ...of hyperadrenalized cannibalism. I will have this under control. 472 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:44,795 Camping high season harshed by human burrito? 473 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:49,271 Have I ever mentioned how I feel about our little forays making the papers? 474 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:51,877 But, again, collaboration. 475 00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:54,206 Progress. 476 00:31:56,249 --> 00:32:00,117 I wanna turn this little mistake into a big, fat teachable moment. 477 00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:02,444 Will you help me with that? 478 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,590 Well, yes. Heh. 479 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:06,851 Of course. 480 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,119 Our side is still dead, Bobby. 481 00:32:10,297 --> 00:32:11,594 Anything with you? 482 00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:14,100 Yeah, same here. 483 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,757 I got... 484 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:17,627 Hold on. 485 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:19,336 Yeah, I got movement. 486 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:21,997 My side, second floor, meeting room. 487 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:26,503 I'll reschedule with the senator, you can deal with the archdiocese... 488 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,113 ...in the afternoon. Fine. 489 00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:30,977 Let me explain to you what our program has to offer. 490 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:34,348 No. Let me explain why we're shutting your program down. 491 00:32:34,521 --> 00:32:36,148 Shutting it down? You can't. 492 00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:39,019 I'm shutting it down because of the one golden rule. 493 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:41,490 - Do you know it? - Yes. Don't make the papers. 494 00:32:41,661 --> 00:32:43,993 - And I promise that... - No. The golden rule... 495 00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:46,291 ...is there's no such thing as monsters. 496 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:50,596 Anything stirs their little pots to the contrary, very bad for our plans. 497 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:54,763 So how can I use your mistake to communicate this to all your coworkers? 498 00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:58,707 Listen, sir, I will do anything. I will give anything to make this right. 499 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:02,812 I know you will. 500 00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:19,424 You're bibbing me? 501 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,840 Do you know what you can give us, doctor? 502 00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:38,250 Your example. 503 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:44,855 What's happening now? 504 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,322 Wait. 505 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,218 Now, doc. 506 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:50,492 It's time. 507 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,369 Now I have officially seen it all. 508 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:00,597 Bobby, what is it? 509 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:03,766 He's making the doctor eat himself. 510 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:05,609 - What? - He's... 511 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,554 They got him. 512 00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:20,018 There are at least four Leviathans out there. 513 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:22,491 We don't even know how to kill one. 514 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:31,370 It will be a shock when we walk in through the front door. 515 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,531 We'll have the jet on standby at O'Hare. 516 00:34:35,709 --> 00:34:37,939 Thursday morning, you close on the land acquisition. 517 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,442 Fine. 518 00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,979 And this came this afternoon. 519 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,616 - Sotheby's. - Outstanding. 520 00:34:45,051 --> 00:34:47,281 Thank you, Susan. 521 00:34:47,721 --> 00:34:49,052 Oh, and, Susan. 522 00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:51,615 Eh... 523 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:03,967 No, you're not tied up. 524 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,765 We both know you're not gonna get past me. 525 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,066 How's your head? 526 00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:10,603 So you got Dick Roman. 527 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,336 We can have whoever we want. 528 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,173 We could have you, for example. 529 00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:16,940 If you were worth the effort. 530 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,641 Oh, you're hurting my feelings. 531 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:22,481 Well, it's a hard world, Bob. It's an us-eat-dog world. 532 00:35:22,656 --> 00:35:26,183 - What have you got there? - Winning bid at auction. 533 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:30,986 Beautiful. 534 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:35,830 Known for their peerless sighting. 535 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:38,298 I imagine you appreciate guns. 536 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,871 I'd appreciate one right about now. 537 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,444 But I mean the machine, the idea. 538 00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:48,172 Just one of your species' most inspired inventions. 539 00:35:48,348 --> 00:35:50,373 I mean it. I really think you have spunk. 540 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,984 You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines that could. 541 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:59,023 But like the late, great, actual Dick Roman used to say... 542 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:02,355 ...to the whores he'd kick out of a presidential suite: 543 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:07,099 "Cute don't quite hack it, sugar." 544 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,627 Oh, let's just cut to the chase. 545 00:36:09,803 --> 00:36:13,170 I clearly ain't worth the extra time I'm getting here. 546 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,605 I'm gonna eat you, Bob. 547 00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:19,043 Yes. 548 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,907 But I like my meals prepared. 549 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,474 Holding onto you could pay big dividends. 550 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,983 I bet your friends are on their way to rescue the damsel. 551 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:30,816 No, they're too smart. They know they don't have the numbers. 552 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:32,514 It would be suicide. 553 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,489 I've run my race. 554 00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:36,686 Could die worse. 555 00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,407 No! 556 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:09,284 I'd stay in the chair. 557 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,228 Okay, sons of bitches. 558 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:50,099 Let's see what you're up to now. 559 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,995 You're coming with me. 560 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:17,360 Sam. 561 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:20,761 That is not how we communicate from a place of yes. 562 00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:23,629 That was bracing. 563 00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,464 Where did you kids find this stuff? 564 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:31,102 Hey! 565 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,268 That's mine. 566 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,481 - Ugh! - Go! Go! 567 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,452 Would you stop it with that stuff? 568 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:50,253 Damn it, where's Bobby? 569 00:38:58,538 --> 00:38:59,800 Bobby. Come on. 570 00:38:59,973 --> 00:39:01,065 Come on, come on. 571 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,200 Go! Go! 572 00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,224 Son of a bitch. 573 00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:21,092 I'm glad you got in. 574 00:39:21,294 --> 00:39:23,660 He almost took your freaking head off. 575 00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:27,730 Hey, Bobby, your hat. 576 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:36,064 Bobby? 577 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,770 Oh, God. Bobby? 578 00:39:37,944 --> 00:39:39,104 Bobby? 579 00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:41,412 Bobby? 580 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:43,511 Bobby?