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When was the last time
you really slept a night?
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Let's just work, all right?
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Killer clown.
I know what you're thinking, Sam.
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- Why did it have to be clowns?
- Give me a break.
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Ha, you didn't think I remember.
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You still bust out crying
whenever you see Ronald McDonald.
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- I'm not afraid of flying.
- Planes crash.
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And clowns kill.
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It's okay. They can't hurt you.
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They can't hurt you.
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If it bleeds, you can kill it. Yeah.
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If it bleeds, you can kill it.
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Hello?
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I am the egg man.
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Seriously, Frank, pay phones?
Come on. Uh...
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I'm getting the clap off this thing
just touching it.
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Fred Savage? Really?
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Yeah. No, I know.
Big Mouths are everywhere.
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Uh, well, since you asked...
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...some actual intel
on the Dick Roman guy would be nice.
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Fine. All right.
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Yeah, good looking out.
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Hope he finds something quick.
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This protocol du jour thing's
creeping my cheese.
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So we got dick on Dick?
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- Vivid way of putting it.
- Heh.
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Find anything on Wonder Woman?
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No. There probably won't be.
They are definitely gone.
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But might have found something
in Kansas.
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All right, well, let's do it.
But a few simple rules, okay? No babies.
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- Heh.
- No baby mamas, no bars...
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...no booze, no hot chicks of any kind.
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- Heh, wait. Did you just say...?
- Hey. You spawn a monster baby...
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...see how quick you wanna dive
back in the pool.
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Ooh.
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- Those are not the fun kind of hickeys.
- You're saying an octopus did this?
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Not just any octopus.
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Based on welt diameter,
Enteroctopus dofleini.
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And for those of us
who skipped the Enteroctopus class?
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Giant Pacific Octopus.
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- How giant we talking, doc?
- Approximately 30 feet.
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I mean, aren't giant octopi rare
around here?
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Yet here we are.
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So, what happens, guy comes home,
cracks a beer and gets suckered to death?
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Obviously, this was some kind
of freak fetish attack.
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Someone created those hickey marks,
then bled the man out.
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- Bite look vampy to you?
- Yeah, no question.
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So, what are we looking for?
An OctoVamp? Vamptopus?
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- That's crazy even for us, right?
- It does push the envelope.
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Let's go chat up the widow.
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We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am.
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Mrs. Harper,
we know this is, uh, bad timing...
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...but we have a few routine questions
we need to ask. Is that okay?
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Yeah.
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Did the house feel any different lately?
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- Different?
- Anything strange.
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Cold spots.
Uh, did you smell anything weird?
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- Maybe sulfury.
- No. Not that I can remember.
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Okay, we're just ticking
all the boxes here. Um...
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What about any skeletons
in your husband's closet?
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Skeletons? What do you mean?
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Can you think of anybody
who would wanna do him harm?
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A colleague, an old flame.
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The tiniest detail could really help.
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You wanna know
what he was up to lately...
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...ask Stacey.
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She was here the night he died.
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- Um, Stacey?
- Our nanny.
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Any other questions?
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No, that's, um...
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Thank you. You've been a big help.
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Really appreciate the hospitality,
ma'am.
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Mom, Dad, nanny. Boy, that is a
love triangle right out of Casa Erotica.
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Of course, in those, the jealous wife...
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...tends to channel her feelings
more productively.
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Only thing
I can't wrap my mind around is...
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How wife lady summoned
an OctoVamp?
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More like why?
Kind of impractical, right?
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Yeah. All right, one of us needs
to go talk to the naughty nanny...
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...the other one shake down the place,
see what we're dealing with.
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- All right. I'm on the nanny.
- I'm on the nanny.
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Heh, I thought you said no hot chicks.
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We don't know that she's hot.
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Now, uh, how would you describe
your relationship with the deceased?
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I don't know. Normal, I guess.
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- Normal?
- Well, I mostly dealt with Debra.
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There was nothing going on,
if that's what you mean.
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Debra said you were at the house late
the night that, uh, Brian died.
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Yeah.
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Brian was working late,
so I stayed with Kelly.
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- She was pretty upset.
- Why's that?
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Well, it was her birthday.
We had a party at Plucky's.
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Plucky's.
Why does that sound familiar?
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Plucky Pennywhistle's
Magical Menagerie?
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Pizza chain for kids.
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Actually, more for lazy parents.
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Anyway, her dad showed up
for five minutes...
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...then he went back to work.
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And, of course,
her mom was out of town.
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This stupid kid told Kelly her folks
didn't really love her. She freaked.
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I was calming her down for hours.
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Uh, did you notice anything weird
at the house?
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Weird like?
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Anything. Even a bad feeling.
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No, nothing like that.
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Actually, Kelly does have a weird thing
about closets.
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Heh, but it's just kid stuff.
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Try me.
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She thinks
there's a monster in her closet.
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Drives everyone crazy.
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Heh.
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- Hey.
- Hey, we talked to the wrong person.
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- What?
- Forget the mom. Talk to the daughter.
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She's mad at her dad
for ditching her birthday.
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You think, uh, a birthday wish
gone wrong? Something like that?
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- I don't know. Could be.
- I got a 20 on her now.
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Can you get to her
without tripping the Amber Alert?
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- I'll try.
- All right, see what you can find out.
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What you working on there?
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I know who you are.
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- You do?
- Mm-hm...
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...you're the guy that talked to my mom.
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Heh, that's right, I did.
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Kelly? Where are you, honey?
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Something wrong?
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My mom will get mad if I talk to you.
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Um...
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- How come?
- Because of what I told the police.
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What did you tell the police?
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I told them that
I tried to warn my dad.
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That the monster would get him.
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Kelly? Come here, now.
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Kelly.
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If it bleeds, you can kill it.
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Ooh.
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Huh.
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Hey, um...
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Okay, so the horse I get,
the hoof prints...
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...the jumping over the fence,
but, uh, what ran him through?
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Best I can tell you is something big.
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So, what like a lance?
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Sad. Lady's gotta pull her
frigging 8-year-old out of school...
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...and tell him his dad's dead.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, ma'am. Agent Jones, FBI.
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I'm sorry, I really need to go.
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Okay. Uh, just one quick question,
if you don't mind.
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Um, was yesterday your son's birthday?
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Billy's birthday?
No. Why would you ask that?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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Oh. But his father did take him
to a friend's birthday party yesterday.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You remember a chain
called Plucky Pennywhistle's?
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- No.
- Really?
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- Could've sworn you loved those places.
- No, dude, I hated them.
156
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Uh, you would dump me
and go trolling for chicks.
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It's not like I left you in jail.
Those places are fun.
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Fun? Uh, they're lame.
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And they smell like puke,
and the ice cream is all grainy.
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Don't have one of your episodes, okay?
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I hit a dead end with this whole
wishes-gone-wild thing...
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...but both kids were at Plucky's
day of.
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Go check out the local Plucky's,
ask about this Billy kid.
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Look, man, uh, why don't I just wait
for you to get back?
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No can do, hermano.
I'm on my way to talk to Billy.
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Oh, why don't I talk to Billy right now?
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Heh, wait, wait, wait. This isn't about,
uh, your clown thing, is it?
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What?
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- No.
- Sammy.
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No. Heh.
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What in the world did they do to you?
All right, you know what? Never mind.
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Just know that 99.99 percent
of all clowns can't hurt you, okay?
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And if it bleeds, you can kill it.
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If it bleeds, you can kill it.
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Have fun.
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I'm too old for this.
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Heh, oh, yeah.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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Have fun, ha-ha-ha.
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00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:10,184
Welcome to Plucky...
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Welcome to Plucky's,
where all your dreams are good.
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Could you just maybe...?
Just get the manager for me?
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Okay.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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A medium pixie pizza is ready for pickup.
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I just need you to stay sane
for three more hours, okay?
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Here.
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Finish your homework.
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Like I can concentrate in here.
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00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,236
- There's this really cool game.
- Yeah?
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00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,466
Have you seen it?
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00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,014
Real beauties, huh?
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00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:22,350
We rotate them out once a week.
Kids love having their art on the wall.
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Draw your worst fear?
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00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:28,591
I know.
But we don't post the truly evil stuff.
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Just the standard crap
like sharks and ghosts.
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- Jean Holiday, shift manager.
- Johnson, FBI.
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00:14:36,204 --> 00:14:38,434
So, heh, tell me...
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...why even ask the kids
to draw creepy stuff to begin with?
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It's just an exercise
some pop psychologist came up with.
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Plus the owner is obsessed
with "aiding children's development."
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00:14:49,351 --> 00:14:53,219
So the placemat is a safe way
to get kids to talk about their fears.
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00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:55,716
We get them to sketch it
in the little box...
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...and voila, Plucky magically
transforms it into rainbows and candy.
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00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:04,792
Personally, I think it's a load of hooey,
but they say if these fears run wild...
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00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:08,424
...then it affects kids
long into their adulthood.
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00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:17,070
Yeah, I've heard that.
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00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:19,274
Um...
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So I don't know if you'll remember...
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...but there was, uh, a kid in here
yesterday named Billy Pogue, for a party.
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- Oh, the conniption kid.
- Conniption? He had a...?
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00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:30,053
No, no, not him. He was fine.
It was his dad.
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He pulls the kid away
before cake and presents.
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00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:35,052
The kid asked to stay
for five minutes...
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...the dad pulls a full frontal douche bag,
starts screaming.
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I was embarrassed for the kid.
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Any available Plucky,
please come to the front desk.
219
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We have a birthday party
waiting to happen.
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Any available Plucky...
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Hey.
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You a cop?
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00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,058
Uh, yeah. I'm a fed.
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00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:07,256
What are you investigating?
225
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:11,293
A couple of crazy deaths.
Why, something you wanna share?
226
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:16,602
Look, not now. Too many eyes. Yeah.
227
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Come back after closing.
228
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:32,377
Hey. So, uh, what's the lowdown
with trauma town?
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00:16:34,823 --> 00:16:37,553
I can tell you, uh,
neither vic was up for parent of the year.
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Kelly's dad skipped her birthday,
and Billy's dad pulled...
231
00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:43,721
...one of those dick-parent scenes
that makes everyone cringe.
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- What the hell are these?
- Kid therapy.
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Um, you draw your worst nightmare,
poof, Plucky fixes it.
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00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,938
Um, they hang them up on this big wall.
235
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:54,132
Well, can't argue with this.
Leprechauns are deadly.
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00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:58,001
Okay, so Kelly draws a monster...
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...and then that goes after her father,
that's what we're saying?
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00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:05,544
Here's the thing, they label those.
And guess which two were missing.
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00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,915
Well, name tag was there,
no placemat.
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- Little Miss OctoVamp.
- Yeah.
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And Billy.
242
00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:16,657
Ahem, so somehow, whatever he drew
came to life and killed his dad...
243
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,197
...riding a horse.
244
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,230
Close, but no Seabiscuit.
245
00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:23,633
Ahem, see, I went and had a little chat
with Billy...
246
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,932
...and he drew me this.
247
00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:32,709
Wait. So now unicorns are evil?
248
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:34,873
Yeah, obviously.
249
00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:38,483
Great. Well, now the question is...
250
00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:42,521
...how did a unicorn come off a sketch
and kill Billy's dad?
251
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,521
How's any of this happening?
252
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,221
Well, that's it for me.
253
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,160
- Guess I'll head out.
- Uh, one more thing.
254
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:56,326
Some kid puked in the ball pit.
It's gonna need a full sanitization.
255
00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:59,132
Do that, and then you can clock out.
256
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,223
Coming through.
257
00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,223
- All right.
- Good. Got it?
258
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,890
Hold on one second there, guys.
259
00:19:36,204 --> 00:19:37,728
Keep in touch.
260
00:19:38,273 --> 00:19:40,207
Uh, thank you.
261
00:19:43,411 --> 00:19:44,435
So?
262
00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:47,342
Manager found the body in the ball pit,
blood everywhere.
263
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,983
- Cops have a theory?
- The ball washer did it.
264
00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:51,618
- The what?
- The ball washer.
265
00:19:51,786 --> 00:19:54,016
- The what?
- The ball...
266
00:19:54,622 --> 00:19:56,453
Look at this.
267
00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,658
Thank you, gentlemen.
268
00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,456
Thanks.
269
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,300
- That's a shark bite.
- Yeah.
270
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,664
And, uh, judging from the radius,
I'd say a 20-footer at least.
271
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:14,001
Shark Week, man.
How do you not watch that?
272
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,941
A whole week of sharks.
273
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:34,353
"Omar Cooper." Heh.
274
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:37,191
How much you wanna bet Omar here
was scared of sharks?
275
00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:40,232
Saul the janitor is connected how?
He's not related to Omar.
276
00:20:40,402 --> 00:20:43,394
No. But Saul had something
he wanted to tell me.
277
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:45,903
So this isn't about ganking
some dickweed parent?
278
00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:48,639
More like, uh, silencing a whistleblower.
279
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:52,974
Great. So whatever we're looking for can
literally fire off childhood fears at will.
280
00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:55,875
Well, watch out for evil lunch ladies.
281
00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:59,179
All right. Let's comb this place.
282
00:21:00,622 --> 00:21:02,522
Seriously?
283
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:08,525
Dractopus, Seabiscuit the Impaler,
Land Shark, what's next?
284
00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:19,401
Okay, Tyler, that's it.
You gotta take the bus from here.
285
00:21:19,574 --> 00:21:22,941
- But I thought...
- I can't, I'm sorry, I'm late.
286
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,206
Here.
287
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,885
Stay out of trouble.
288
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,645
- Unh.
- Oh. Oh.
289
00:22:04,085 --> 00:22:05,518
Unh, oh!
290
00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:18,991
Maybe a tulpa?
291
00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,393
No, killings are too spread out.
292
00:22:23,171 --> 00:22:24,729
True. Um...
293
00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:25,964
Angel?
294
00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:28,865
It's a little imaginative
for the God Squad, don't you think?
295
00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:31,735
Right. So what?
296
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,980
Yeah, I don't know, I'm tapped out.
297
00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:39,781
Well, whatever it is,
at least we know where it is.
298
00:22:40,121 --> 00:22:41,145
Plucky's.
299
00:22:41,322 --> 00:22:44,086
That's where the victims
are getting picked up.
300
00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:47,990
Yeah, but we swept the place last night,
and nada.
301
00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:51,964
I can go back, grill the employees,
maybe dig up some dirt.
302
00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,192
What good's that gonna do?
They think you're a fed.
303
00:22:54,369 --> 00:22:56,496
The one guy who was gonna rat,
he got Bruce'd.
304
00:22:57,105 --> 00:22:59,096
Anybody knows anything,
they're not gonna tell you.
305
00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:01,435
All right, yup, that's the plan.
306
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:05,102
I'll go back, play bad cop,
really lean into them.
307
00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:11,048
- And?
- And when I'm done, you watch them.
308
00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:13,481
If somebody freaks out,
then that's our creep.
309
00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:16,317
Or he'll lead us closer,
and you can track him.
310
00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:18,515
Well, what's my cover?
311
00:23:19,494 --> 00:23:22,952
I don't know, just hang back.
Act normal.
312
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:29,461
Yeah. Yeah, a guy in his 30s hanging out
at Plucky's alone. That's normal.
313
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:31,366
That's not pervy at all.
314
00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:34,133
It doesn't matter what people say.
We've roped it off.
315
00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:36,300
I've notified the powers that be.
Everyone's aware.
316
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:40,045
- Just no one goes in the...
- Hi.
317
00:23:40,515 --> 00:23:41,641
Agent.
318
00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:44,044
- Bet I know why you're here.
- How's business?
319
00:23:44,686 --> 00:23:47,621
Turns out not even grim flipping death
can slow down the birthday fun.
320
00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:48,813
Hmm.
321
00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:51,720
We roped off the ball pit though,
until corporate can get here.
322
00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,652
I can't believe
the machine did Saul in like that.
323
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,231
That makes two of us. I'm gonna need
to talk to some of your employees.
324
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,958
- Like who?
- Like you.
325
00:24:06,507 --> 00:24:07,974
Bye.
326
00:24:09,777 --> 00:24:11,745
He's so funny. You want some more?
327
00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,211
- See you later.
- Bye.
328
00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:16,247
Hi.
329
00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,714
Oh, yeah.
330
00:24:17,885 --> 00:24:20,046
- You finished, buddy?
- Here you go, honey.
331
00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:24,282
Howdy, friend.
332
00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:28,019
Giant slinky. Would've killed for one
of those when I was a kid. How much?
333
00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:30,061
- One thousand tickets.
- American dinero.
334
00:24:30,231 --> 00:24:32,290
Oh, we don't take cash
at Plucky Pennywhistle's.
335
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,196
Only tickets won through hard work
and determination, heh.
336
00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:37,801
You mainlined the Kool-Aid?
337
00:24:42,076 --> 00:24:44,738
It's double-ticket Tuesday
if you play Skee-Ball.
338
00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,275
Heh, oh, yeah.
339
00:24:50,318 --> 00:24:51,751
Howdy, friend.
340
00:24:57,592 --> 00:24:58,957
Where were you last night?
341
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,723
Well, here, obviously.
342
00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:05,125
I found him.
343
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,091
I was by the cash register
the whole time.
344
00:25:08,303 --> 00:25:10,897
There's a security camera pointed
right at the counter.
345
00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,596
- The cops already looked at it.
- Uh-huh.
346
00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:14,233
And you heard nothing?
347
00:25:14,676 --> 00:25:16,644
I heard the ball blaster.
348
00:25:16,844 --> 00:25:20,041
I didn't hear him,
if I did I would've run in, of course.
349
00:25:20,248 --> 00:25:22,808
Yeah, right. Right.
So that's your excuse?
350
00:25:23,651 --> 00:25:24,777
My what?
351
00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:29,050
- Look, I know I'm new to this job, but...
- What?
352
00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:30,952
- How new?
- Couple weeks.
353
00:25:31,159 --> 00:25:32,353
Just got promoted.
354
00:25:33,828 --> 00:25:35,295
Hmm.
355
00:25:35,463 --> 00:25:39,763
So, uh, is there a lot of competition
for the gig?
356
00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:41,059
I guess.
357
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,429
It comes with benefits.
358
00:25:45,473 --> 00:25:47,498
The bosses had us all write essays...
359
00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:51,372
...about how we would do our best
for the kids, and they picked me.
360
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:54,980
Don't be shocked, but I actually did
two semesters at college, so...
361
00:25:57,118 --> 00:25:59,086
I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I?
362
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,648
I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
363
00:26:02,857 --> 00:26:06,190
Look, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm trying.
364
00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:09,630
And, I mean, it's not as if
I'd ever do anything illegal.
365
00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:12,356
Sure you wouldn't.
366
00:26:16,537 --> 00:26:20,405
Megan Eastberg, your
mom's waiting for you at the front desk.
367
00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:25,539
Megan, please find your mom
at the front desk.
368
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:55,031
Special agent, wow, ha, ha.
369
00:26:55,209 --> 00:26:58,042
I want you to know, sir,
I really appreciate what you do...
370
00:26:58,212 --> 00:27:00,009
Quiet.
371
00:27:12,059 --> 00:27:15,256
Hey. Stop cheating.
372
00:27:20,234 --> 00:27:21,701
You heard him. Knock it off.
373
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,600
Jackass.
374
00:27:28,943 --> 00:27:30,274
Tyler, soup's on.
375
00:27:33,047 --> 00:27:34,878
- But, Mom, I don't want...
- Eat it.
376
00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:37,279
- But it sucks.
- Ugh.
377
00:27:46,227 --> 00:27:48,195
Why don't you cut her some slack?
378
00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:50,728
- Why do you care?
- Because I been where you are.
379
00:27:50,898 --> 00:27:53,628
Your mom made you camp
at a stupid Plucky's after school?
380
00:27:55,236 --> 00:28:00,970
No. No, but my dad,
he, uh, hauled me places.
381
00:28:01,909 --> 00:28:05,504
Besides, she's working a tough gig,
you know, she's exhausted.
382
00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:08,809
You should take pity on the old.
383
00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:13,278
- And, hey, free grub.
- That stuff tastes like butt.
384
00:28:13,488 --> 00:28:14,785
What?
385
00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:18,015
Come on, it can't be that bad.
Let's see here.
386
00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:22,719
Ah...
387
00:28:24,298 --> 00:28:25,993
That is butt.
388
00:28:31,138 --> 00:28:33,868
- You scared of robots?
- They have laser eyes.
389
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,338
Yes.
390
00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:38,502
- Excuse me.
- Howdy, friend. What's your name?
391
00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:41,045
- Evan.
- Hi.
392
00:28:49,524 --> 00:28:50,957
Lose the head.
393
00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:54,452
Why'd you do it?
394
00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,455
Do what?
395
00:28:57,265 --> 00:28:58,664
I think you know.
396
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,992
I...
397
00:29:01,269 --> 00:29:02,861
I got rights. You can't...
398
00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:06,431
I'm the government,
I can do whatever I want.
399
00:29:06,607 --> 00:29:07,972
Okay. I'll talk.
400
00:29:12,713 --> 00:29:13,873
Dean!
401
00:29:31,032 --> 00:29:33,296
Hey. Hey. Come here.
402
00:29:34,869 --> 00:29:36,427
Hey.
403
00:29:42,209 --> 00:29:45,201
If this is about the meth lab
that fireballed up, it wasn't me.
404
00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:49,110
It was my brother,
but we got the same fingerprints and...
405
00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:51,852
Please, this is the best job I ever had.
406
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,453
- All right, look, uh...
- Cliff.
407
00:29:54,622 --> 00:29:59,082
Cliff. You're not using kids' nightmares
to smoke people, are you, Cliff?
408
00:29:59,327 --> 00:30:01,056
I don't think so.
409
00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:06,233
- Get up.
- What's going on?
410
00:30:06,434 --> 00:30:07,628
All right, cards up.
411
00:30:07,835 --> 00:30:10,770
We don't care that you, uh,
broke bad or whatever.
412
00:30:11,606 --> 00:30:15,599
- There is some seriously weird going on.
- You mean in the subbasement.
413
00:30:15,776 --> 00:30:17,641
This place has a subbasement?
414
00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,335
Sure. Door's out back.
415
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:22,374
- Easy to miss if you don't know.
- What's in there?
416
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:26,646
Alls I know is me and Saul used
to come in afterhours sometimes and...
417
00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:33,382
You ever shroom in a ball pit?
418
00:30:35,363 --> 00:30:37,422
Not that I would, agents.
419
00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:40,863
It was Saul. Just Saul. All alone.
420
00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:46,267
Anyway, sometimes we'd hear,
like, spooky stuff through the vents.
421
00:30:47,608 --> 00:30:49,166
Coming up from the boiler room.
422
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,609
Okay, kiddo, let's go.
423
00:30:54,815 --> 00:30:58,581
- But somebody stole it.
- So draw another one.
424
00:30:58,919 --> 00:31:00,443
Okay?
425
00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:02,384
We gotta go.
426
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:06,783
Okay, I'm sorry.
427
00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:11,464
- Thank you.
- That placemat sucked anyway.
428
00:31:23,477 --> 00:31:26,571
- Dean, what? What is it?
- While you were out being Dirty Harry...
429
00:31:26,747 --> 00:31:31,844
...uh, Tyler's mom got pissy with him,
and now his placemat's missing.
430
00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:33,680
So, what do you think?
431
00:31:33,854 --> 00:31:36,721
I think that bitchy mom,
plus, uh, sad kid...
432
00:31:36,957 --> 00:31:40,188
...plus, uh, placemat
with something nuts written on it...
433
00:31:40,361 --> 00:31:41,988
...equals wacky corpse.
434
00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:44,022
You think she's next on the list?
435
00:31:44,198 --> 00:31:46,996
- I'll tail them, to be safe. You...
- Check the boiler room.
436
00:31:47,168 --> 00:31:48,465
Right.
437
00:31:48,736 --> 00:31:50,169
Oh, Dean. Dean.
438
00:31:50,337 --> 00:31:52,703
- Uh, any idea what he drew?
- Robot.
439
00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,738
- Robot?
- About the size of a house.
440
00:31:54,942 --> 00:31:57,672
Shoots destruct-o-beams
out of its eyes.
441
00:31:58,813 --> 00:32:00,713
- At least I'll see it coming.
- Yeah.
442
00:32:21,869 --> 00:32:24,497
Now, that's perfectly normal.
443
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,100
Drop it.
444
00:33:01,609 --> 00:33:02,871
Drop it.
445
00:33:08,182 --> 00:33:10,946
Mm-hm. Now kick it over.
446
00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:18,381
Some pretty heavy Hoodoo
you got here.
447
00:33:19,226 --> 00:33:22,593
I gotta say, as far as I know,
none of these things, uh...
448
00:33:22,763 --> 00:33:24,788
...could poop out a unicorn.
449
00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:27,763
There's power in fear.
450
00:33:28,736 --> 00:33:31,899
And when a child draws
what he's afraid of...
451
00:33:32,573 --> 00:33:36,634
...a little of that mojo
ends up on the page.
452
00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,573
So what, you toss it in the fire...
453
00:33:38,746 --> 00:33:41,579
...and some bed-wetter's horror show
comes to life?
454
00:33:41,749 --> 00:33:43,740
I gotta get something
off the parent too.
455
00:33:45,352 --> 00:33:46,785
Something they own.
456
00:33:46,987 --> 00:33:48,648
That bit gets tricky, heh.
457
00:33:49,323 --> 00:33:51,450
Well, hasn't seemed
to slow you down.
458
00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:53,991
I'm just doing what I need to.
459
00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:55,958
Okay, heh, okay.
460
00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:57,893
I get it. Okay?
461
00:34:02,269 --> 00:34:04,430
No drawing, no Iron Giant.
462
00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:05,762
Oh.
463
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,341
That B word is still on the list.
464
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:12,001
But not tonight. Bigger fish.
465
00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:14,647
What, are you gonna shoot me,
Howard?
466
00:34:14,815 --> 00:34:17,807
You really want a body on your hands?
Blood everywhere.
467
00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:23,150
I'd shut up. Because I got lots of ways
to take care of bullies. Don't you worry.
468
00:34:23,324 --> 00:34:25,690
Like that FBI guy. He's your pal, right?
469
00:34:27,161 --> 00:34:29,652
I saw you chase Cliff down.
470
00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:33,522
Five minutes ago,
his business card was torched...
471
00:34:34,301 --> 00:34:38,362
...along with something
from my personal collection.
472
00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:43,039
Yeah, I picked it out real special
for him too.
473
00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:47,007
Soon as I saw him, I noticed.
474
00:34:47,181 --> 00:34:52,642
He was staring at every little Plucky
like it was gonna stab him or something.
475
00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:05,124
Guy's got a real thing about clowns.
476
00:35:25,786 --> 00:35:28,778
Well, hey, these are, uh,
really nice dolls.
477
00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:31,548
Did you paint them yourself?
478
00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:37,457
Oh.
479
00:35:38,232 --> 00:35:39,665
Uh, frigging Plucky.
480
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:41,398
Plucky helps kids.
481
00:35:41,802 --> 00:35:43,360
That's all I ever wanted to do.
482
00:35:43,971 --> 00:35:46,269
And when the management slot
opened up, l...
483
00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:50,734
But they passed me over.
484
00:35:51,312 --> 00:35:52,370
Shocker.
485
00:35:52,579 --> 00:35:56,071
I told them
no one cares more than me...
486
00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,547
...but suits never listen.
487
00:35:59,486 --> 00:36:01,784
So I'm doing it my way.
488
00:36:01,956 --> 00:36:03,617
Let me get this straight.
489
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:07,249
You didn't get the good parking space,
so you start dropping bodies?
490
00:36:07,428 --> 00:36:10,886
Those parents were horrible.
They deserve what they got.
491
00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:13,465
- What about Saul?
- Saul had a big mouth.
492
00:36:16,937 --> 00:36:20,464
Some guy hits on the babysitter, all of
a sudden he's the world's worst dad?
493
00:36:20,808 --> 00:36:23,003
A good parent puts his kids first.
494
00:36:23,577 --> 00:36:27,445
And having a little girl watch her pop
get ganked by the closet monster...
495
00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,947
...that's putting her first?
In the long run, they'll be better off.
496
00:36:31,118 --> 00:36:33,848
- You think so? Really?
- I would have been.
497
00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:46,758
So your brother...
498
00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:51,499
...what happened to him?
It's not my fault, it's theirs.
499
00:36:57,211 --> 00:36:58,508
Ooh! Ow!
500
00:36:59,246 --> 00:37:00,611
Looks to me like he drowned.
501
00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,644
I was screaming...
502
00:37:05,552 --> 00:37:08,487
...but my folks, they didn't listen.
503
00:37:09,156 --> 00:37:10,623
They never listened.
504
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,351
- It was an accident?
- They let him die.
505
00:37:13,527 --> 00:37:14,892
Ha-ha-ha!
506
00:37:27,574 --> 00:37:29,269
I'll bet you still have nightmares.
507
00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:33,542
- Bet you haven't been in the water since.
- Shut up!
508
00:37:34,048 --> 00:37:36,209
Because you're afraid.
509
00:37:39,186 --> 00:37:40,551
No!
510
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,399
It wasn't my fault.
511
00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:03,299
I'm sorry.
512
00:38:57,931 --> 00:38:59,956
Let's roll.
513
00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:04,767
Go ahead, say it.
514
00:39:07,641 --> 00:39:08,801
I'm sorry.
515
00:39:09,409 --> 00:39:14,176
You look like you got attacked
by some PCP-crazed strippers.
516
00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:22,114
Dude, one of them sprayed me
with seltzer from his flower. Yeah.
517
00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:27,122
I'm sor... Ooh!
518
00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:30,790
- What?
- Nothing. Carry on.
519
00:39:32,432 --> 00:39:33,956
That's...
520
00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:35,897
Sam...
521
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:40,163
...I'm sorry for, ahem,
psychologically scarring you.
522
00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:43,336
- Which time?
- Shut up.
523
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:47,037
Seriously, me ditching you when
we were kids, that was a dick move.
524
00:39:47,214 --> 00:39:51,116
- You know, the whole clown thing...
- You know what, man? Honestly, I...
525
00:39:51,818 --> 00:39:55,777
Getting my ass kicked
by those Juggalos tonight was, uh...
526
00:39:57,157 --> 00:39:58,988
- Was therapeutic.
- You faced your fear.
527
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:02,458
Exactly. And now, what else
could a clown possibly ever do to me?
528
00:40:02,629 --> 00:40:04,187
- I feel good.
- Well, congrats.
529
00:40:04,364 --> 00:40:05,922
By the way, to celebrate...
530
00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:08,197
- What?
- Ugh.
531
00:40:11,638 --> 00:40:12,662
- No.
- Yes.
532
00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:14,704
- Did you win this?
- We earned that.
533
00:40:15,809 --> 00:40:16,901
Ha, ha!
534
00:40:17,077 --> 00:40:20,740
Hey, I got you a little something too,
actually.
535
00:40:24,351 --> 00:40:25,909
What? You said you were over it.
536
00:40:26,086 --> 00:40:28,714
You can think of it as a, uh...
537
00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:31,752
...clown-phobia sobriety chip.