1 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:16,161 What's the matter? What's the matter with you lately? 2 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:23,841 What's the matter? What's the matter with you lately? 3 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:31,600 Oh, your love is never good enough 4 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,368 Oh, your love is lost on me 5 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,924 Rest of the place is clear. 6 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,329 Yeah. Uh, no ID on this one. Um... 7 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:49,048 And no clue who is painted on the walls. 8 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,448 Whatever happened, looks like we missed it. 9 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,080 Yeah. Great. 10 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,930 Wait a second. 11 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,930 What the hell? 12 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,167 Never good enough 13 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,241 Hey, Christopher Nolan. 14 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,726 - Yeah. - Lens cap. 15 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,121 Oh, crap. Yeah. 16 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,567 Strong work, genius. 17 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,041 I have no idea what to make this movie about. 18 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,450 I'm, like... I'm AV Club president. So, you know, it's gotta be good. 19 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,568 Here. Give me that. 20 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,242 - I'll tell you what your movie's about. - Okay. 21 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,087 - In a world where nothing is what it seems... - Ha-ha-ha. 22 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,483 ...one brave, shockingly handsome... 23 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,850 ...virile young man, and his faithful, learning-disabled... 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,002 - Oh, no. - ...robotic manservant... 25 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:04,484 ...must battle through waves of cybernetic asshats... 26 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:09,242 - ...to sexually liberate the women of... Heh, heh. - Okay, give me that. Give me that. 27 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,962 Oh, please. I bet at least one of these girls would let you partake... 28 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,929 ...in awkward guy experimental phase. 29 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,367 What? These girls? 30 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,681 - Yeah. - Okay. 31 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,928 Hashtag: Fails. 32 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,849 Home schooled. 33 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,611 Secretly in love with her roommate. 34 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,525 Listens to country music. 35 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,604 Oh, dude. Dude, 12 o'clock. 36 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,444 - Yeah. - Wait, is she...? Crap. 37 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,046 - Dude, here, take it. - I'm not gonna take it. 38 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,043 - Were you just filming me? - No. I wouldn't do that. 39 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,127 Does that have the new firmware? 40 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,561 Uh, yes. Yes, it does. 41 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,846 How does it handle? 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,843 You tell me. 43 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,209 Oh, well, your settings are way off. 44 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,410 I like the way the colors... You probably don't care about that. 45 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,244 So you weren't checking me out? 46 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,720 Well, I do have a thing for beautiful women who respect their privacy. 47 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,084 Dick move on my part. I'm sorry. 48 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,730 Don't be. 49 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,167 I have a thing for guys with cool cameras. 50 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,281 No, no, no. Look, it's a great movie. 51 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:57,771 But of the two, I prefer Last Year at Marienbad, you know? 52 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,606 Yeah. It's a classic. 53 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,369 - How do you like that lens? - It's good. Yeah, yeah. 54 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,966 - It's lighter for sure. - That's good. 55 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,045 You know, Michael knows nothing about cameras, right? 56 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,046 Yeah. But I'm teaching him. 57 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,486 - Teaching who? - Oh, my boyfriend. 58 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,565 - He's big, tall and handsome. - Mm. 59 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,087 - Sounds delish. - You should totally meet him. 60 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,770 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 61 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,442 Let's see. Five years from now? 62 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,806 Hopefully passed the bar exam. Practicing law. 63 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,491 Nothing corporate. 64 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,449 Something, uh... 65 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:46,288 - Something green, you know? - Green is good. 66 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,966 - Hippie. Ha-ha-ha. - Shut up. 67 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,009 Oh, jeez. Uh... 68 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,162 Maybe, like, working for HBO. 69 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,322 Or, like, Michael Moore. 70 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,847 - That'd be cool. - Double hippie. 71 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,641 Whatever. 72 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,087 I will be on a boat in the middle of the ocean. 73 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,409 - My beautiful girl by my side. - Aw... 74 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,369 - Sap. - And you can come too. 75 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,200 Nice. See what you just did there? Ha-ha-ha. 76 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,481 Display of that, let's make sure we put our hand up first next time. 77 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,881 All right, let's get our pens and pencils out. 78 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,809 It's time for notes. 79 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:28,010 So let's turn our attention to our cruelly nicknamed friend, Piggy. 80 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,369 He uses his glasses to create fire, sundial. 81 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,808 He's also rational. He inhabits rational thought. 82 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,121 On the island. 83 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,361 What'd I miss? 84 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,040 Just another perfect lecture from Professor Ludensky. 85 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,361 Yeah. 86 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,729 - You know Simon was a Christ figure? - Yeah. 87 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,326 No. Please tell me you taped it? 88 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,686 Come on. Who loves you? 89 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,969 - Aw, I wish I could quit you. Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah, right. Yeah. 90 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,084 - Hey. - Watch it, asshat. 91 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,571 What'd you call me? 92 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,006 Come on, let's move. 93 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,844 I wanna see it. 94 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,243 Oh, man. 95 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,325 Hey. Can you shoot some of this for my movie? 96 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,211 - Is that legal? - Who cares? 97 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,171 - Yeah, that's not good. - Someone got murdered on campus? 98 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,846 You guys live two blocks from here. 99 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,761 Look, look, look. Starsky and Hutch. 100 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,201 - Ha, ha. Rizzoli and Isles. - Ha-ha-ha. 101 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,927 - Special Agent Rose, Hudson. - What the hell are you guys doing here? 102 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,122 Our jobs. Mind telling us what's going on? 103 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,568 Whatever you say. Got a call from a woman that lives upstairs. 104 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,520 Said she heard an attack, came down, found her neighbor here. 105 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,444 Jacob Carter. 106 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,881 - Who'd he say? - Uh, Jacob Carter? I don't know. 107 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,247 - Well, is the witness still home? - Sure is. 108 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,971 But she's not the most reliable type. 109 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,887 Said she heard some kind of growl, like there was a coyote down here. 110 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,121 Awesome. 111 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,807 So the FBI is here, your neighbor got murdered... 112 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,122 - ...but you're totally cool. - No. 113 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,966 It's not that I'm cool, it's just that, like... 114 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,487 I mean, then it's good the FBI are here, right? 115 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,967 That is so annoyingly logical. 116 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,646 Hey, baby. Listen. 117 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,804 Oh, your love is lost 118 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,327 Oh, it's pretty. What is it? 119 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,165 It's the song that was playing when we first met. 120 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,800 Oh, you are so disgustingly sweet. 121 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,327 You ready? 122 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,811 - Yeah. - Cool. 123 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,610 - I gotta go. - What? 124 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,686 You just foam the runway with our song and then you gotta head out the door? 125 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,650 I promised I'd help him test the new cameras. 126 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,961 Don't give me that crap. 127 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,964 I know you two are gonna go shoot out scenes for Jackass. 128 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,283 Come on, we both know he has nobody else to do this with. 129 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,766 Rain check. 130 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,162 Whatever, you're dead to me. 131 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,525 - Do something cool. - Dude, this tree is awesome. 132 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,202 Maybe I can get upside down on it. 133 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,761 - No, no, I said cool. This is stupid. - Ha, ha. 134 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,685 Can you get...? Can you see me? Gonna try and get up. 135 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,205 This is cool. 136 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,523 - Because it feels pretty cool. - It's like Dumb and Dumber Three. 137 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,364 - Ha-ha-ha. Okay. - BRIAN Dude. 138 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,170 - What? - Dude, turn around. 139 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,368 - What? - Turn. It's those FBI guys. 140 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,046 - What? - Help me down this tree. 141 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,729 Thank you guys very much for your help. 142 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,564 You're free to go. 143 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:28,286 - All right. There is not a case here. - There is a case here. You're rusty. 144 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,290 We just gotta dig a little deeper. Come on. 145 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,366 Dude. It's so crazy. 146 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,048 Is it me or are you getting a workplace romance vibe from those two? 147 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,089 - Let's go. - Yeah. 148 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,531 Hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here. Look, look, look. 149 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,091 What? 150 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,365 Oh, no. 151 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,403 Yes. 152 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,484 D-bags mating in the wild. 153 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,686 - Okay, go, go, go. - Yeah. 154 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,763 Stop. 155 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,250 - Stop. - Hey. 156 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,006 - Oh, ha, ha. Strike three. - Come on. 157 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,009 - You're a dick. - What's your problem? 158 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,123 This is gonna look great on YouTube. 159 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,281 - Oh, crap. - Oh, crap. 160 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,091 Hey! What the hell? 161 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,765 - Oh, crap. - Oh, my God. 162 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,362 Hey, Brian! Brian! 163 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,763 Meet me at Scott's mother's house! Oh, God. 164 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,447 Oh, come on, I paid her fair and square, man! 165 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,681 Heh, heh. Thanks for a great night out, Bri. 166 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,805 Hello? 167 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,324 Hello? 168 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,401 Scott? Cut it out, man! 169 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,808 Oh, God. Oh, God. 170 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,607 Hey, Michael. You can come out now, dude. 171 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,206 Scott looked for us for a while but bailed. 172 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,685 Mike? 173 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:46,841 Mike? 174 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,201 Dude. 175 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,811 Oh, my God. Dude. 176 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,125 Michael. 177 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,209 - Are you okay, man? - I'm okay. 178 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,964 What happened? - I don't know. 179 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,690 I don't know. 180 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,883 Oh, God. 181 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,525 Kate! 182 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,007 Oh, my God. Baby! 183 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,686 - Baby. Baby. - Something bit Michael. 184 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,285 Baby. 185 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,727 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 186 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,491 What is it? Is it bad? 187 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,563 Brian. Kate! 188 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,131 - Is it bad? - The bite. 189 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,004 The bite's gone. 190 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,248 - It's gone. - 911, what's your emergency? 191 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,243 - Did you just punk me? - Who's there? 192 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,209 What? It's completely gone. 193 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,885 Baby. Shh. It's okay. 194 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,162 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. 195 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,890 It's okay. Baby. 196 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,323 Hey, the doctor said he's gonna be fine. 197 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,644 You heard him. 198 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,526 Literally not a scratch on the kid. 199 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,721 If anything happens to Michael, I don't know what I would do. 200 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,326 Shh. It's okay. 201 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,366 What? 202 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,409 Uh... - Did you just pull that off? 203 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,721 Whoa. Whoa. 204 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,211 Okay. Okay, okay. 205 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,250 Now one-handed. 206 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,562 Ha-ha-ha. - Oh-ho-ho! 207 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,685 - Baby, baby. Baby, stay still, stay still. - Oh, my God. 208 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,281 Whoa. 209 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,122 Maybe you got bit by an alien. 210 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,521 That would explain the FBI. 211 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,882 Or maybe a mutant bit you. 212 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,361 Am I a superhero now? 213 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,449 What are you doing? 214 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,921 What do you think I'm doing? 215 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,242 I finally found my movie. 216 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,970 What? 217 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,090 Michael? 218 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,402 Michael's not your movie. 219 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,483 We don't even know what happened to him. 220 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,768 Exactly. 221 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,163 I'm gonna get Michael's origin story on camera. 222 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,850 You're kind of creeping me out, man. Seriously. 223 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,647 Nothing super heroic to see here. Just a delicious bagel. 224 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,684 Hey, man, I have this idea. 225 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,163 It's gonna sound really weird, but don't laugh, okay? 226 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,203 No promises. 227 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,290 I, um... 228 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,170 I really wanna be able to do what you do. 229 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,961 So I think maybe we could go back out there, get that thing to bite me... 230 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,886 - ...and then we can both be superheroes. - Stop. What, are you serious? 231 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,365 - You can't keep this to yourself. - Keep what to myself? 232 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,888 We don't even know what this thing is. Why the hell would you want it? 233 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,202 Michael, I don't wanna be Piggy anymore, man. 234 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,886 No, you're not a pig, man. 235 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,206 Brian, listen to me, there's nothing wrong with you. 236 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,722 You just gotta figure out what it is you want and go after it. 237 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,646 I'm telling you, you don't want this. 238 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,569 Because I don't wanna be super strong... 239 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,042 ...or have a prayer of getting any ass this year or... 240 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,565 Please. Please. 241 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,802 No, man. 242 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,924 No. 243 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,004 - Not it. - Not it. 244 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,083 Children. 245 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,163 Dudes. Dudes. Dudes. 246 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,446 It's the FBI. 247 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,130 - What? - It's the FBI. Move. 248 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,082 Baby, what are you doing? Jesus. 249 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,726 - Hi there. - Hi. 250 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,405 Special Agents Rose and Hudson. 251 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,087 We wanted to ask a few questions about the murder a few blocks from here. 252 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,720 First off, did you know the victim Jacob Carter? 253 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,046 Um, not really, no. 254 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,124 Do you remember anything unusual about that night? 255 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,044 - Not that I recall. - Right. 256 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:14,286 Well, heard about anyone in the neighborhood getting, uh, you know, bit? 257 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,249 - Humor me. - I don't think so. 258 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,129 Well, no worries. How about this? 259 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:25,411 If you hear anything strange, call us. 260 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,723 No matter how late. 261 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,040 Thanks. 262 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,730 Thank you. 263 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,565 - Great. - So, what do you think? 264 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,769 Based on what we got so far, we could be dealing with another Mayan god. 265 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,970 Ah, that's fantastic. Because the other one was such a joy. 266 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,487 - Campus dormitories? - Yeah. 267 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,562 The FBI are looking for what bit you. 268 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,128 Are you an X-File? 269 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,802 No. Not an X-File. 270 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,530 Listen. 271 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,289 So far, we could be dealing with another Mayan god. 272 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,009 I'm a golden god. 273 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,168 I am a golden god! 274 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,844 - Hoo! - Ha, ha. Whoo! 275 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,810 You guys are ridiculous. 276 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,891 I am a golden god. 277 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,567 I am a god. 278 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,526 Huh? 279 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,646 What's up, BVC? 280 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,970 It's Scotty P., patrolling with the Oak Hill crew. 281 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:10,330 Doug, Evan, Tucker. 282 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,322 See, some animal killed a local citizen... 283 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,041 ...so we're out here tonight making sure these streets are safe... 284 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,402 ...for all you fine honeys out there. 285 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,643 - All right. Let's fan out, boys. - All right. Let's go. 286 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,810 Yo! 287 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,207 Back off, douchewheel. Not tonight. 288 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,330 Ooh. Aw, ooh. I'm so scared. 289 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,164 Listen. 290 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,085 What...? What the...? 291 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,161 Got you now, you piece of... 292 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,686 Why don't you come take your beating like a man? 293 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,370 If you won't come out and play, I'll go visit that little piece of yours. 294 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,681 Kate? 295 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,811 Yeah, I'll go visit Katie, show her what a real man... 296 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,009 Michael? 297 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,451 Dude, do you think this is funny? 298 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,724 Come on! Cut it out. 299 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,088 Can I ask you something about him? 300 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,722 With everything that's happened, are you afraid of him? 301 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,363 At first? Yeah. 302 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,126 I mean, it was pretty scary. 303 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:52,406 But then, to be totally honest... 304 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,202 ...it's actually been pretty hot. 305 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,406 O-M-G... 306 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,486 Baby, just... 307 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,729 - Can you tell us what happened? - I ran into Scott... 308 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,247 ...he chased me and I think I killed him. 309 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,090 - What? - Turn it off. 310 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,607 What...? - Off! 311 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,289 He started talking about you and I saw red. 312 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,764 The next thing I remember, I was running home. 313 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,609 On the video... 314 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,161 ...what were those things on your hands? Claws? 315 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,767 - Did anybody see you? - Kate. You're not trying to justify... 316 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,769 We don't know what happened, Brian. 317 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,601 What, he can't defend himself? Give me that thing. 318 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,288 - Hey. Whoa. - Figured I'd see you guys again. 319 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,091 Well, if you did your job right, we wouldn't be here. 320 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,971 - Easy. So, what do you got? - Vic's name was Scott Parker. 321 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,124 The same thing that killed the Carter kid got Mr. Parker here. 322 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,441 The same thing? 323 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:05,130 Look, I'm only the local yokel, but this kid was shredded by an animal. 324 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,323 Where's his heart? 325 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,324 Patrolman found it up the way there. Eaten, mostly. 326 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,970 Show us. 327 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,322 Brian, wait. 328 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,001 Did you eat a human heart? Did you? 329 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,686 What are you talking about? What is he talking about? 330 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,287 Scott's dead. He was shredded and his heart's gone. 331 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,807 - Doesn't mean that... - What do you think happened? 332 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,849 - Where's his heart? - I don't remember. 333 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,651 - Don't lie to me. - Hey. Brian, calm down. 334 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,486 Look, I mean, there's gotta be an explanation for this. 335 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,324 Really? 336 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:50,526 - It was self-defense. - Eating a hear': is self-defense? 337 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,684 - You trying to convince me or yourself? - You need to back off. 338 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,367 Why? You gonna eat my heart too? 339 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,929 Michael! 340 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,520 I don't know what's happening to me. 341 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,531 I don't know who I am anymore. 342 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,207 You're Michael Wheeler. 343 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,567 And you're mine, okay? 344 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,688 You hear me? 345 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,044 - We have to call the police. - Brian. 346 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,203 Kate, how can you? 347 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,448 You have to see what's really going on here. 348 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,120 Whatever he is, it's not good. It's not good for you. 349 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,282 - Michael didn't mean to hurt you. - He did. 350 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,091 What? You just don't get it, do you? 351 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,642 - What? What don't I understand? - You've never been in love. 352 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,724 What we need are answers. 353 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,729 I can't hear them. 354 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,767 - Seriously, Kate. What are we doing? - What are we doing? Seriously? 355 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,084 Wait. Kate, don't. 356 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,048 Let's see. Cut marks on both vics are clean... 357 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,811 ...but have the curvature of animal claws. 358 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,885 I don't know. I mean, maybe there's a wild animal on the loose. 359 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,604 The biggest animal in the county is a raccoon. 360 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,602 - Thank you for your time. Appreciate it. - Yeah. 361 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,442 - No. No. - Hey. Hey. 362 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,443 So what'd I miss? Anything? 363 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,285 Not unless you wanna put an APB out on Rocky Raccoon. 364 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,808 Great. The local police files are not online. 365 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,849 I had to dig through the county records. 366 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,526 Ten years ago, there was a similar unsolved murder. 367 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,769 - Check it out. - Death by claws and lack of heart? 368 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,208 - So we're talking a... - No. Not that time of the month. 369 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,288 - Awesome. - Yeah. 370 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,010 Time to hit the books. 371 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,129 And feed the monster. 372 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,810 They know something. We gotta follow them. 373 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,163 Michael. Come on. Michael. 374 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,925 Jeez. 375 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,320 How'd you find us? 376 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,485 GPS in your phones. Duh. 377 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,846 You know, you're starting to creep me out, man. 378 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,731 The feeling is mutual, dude. 379 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,326 What else can you hack into, Brian? 380 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,330 Anything- 381 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,365 Test. Test. Can you hear me? 382 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,165 Copy that. 383 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,682 Yeah, the feed is looping to my laptop right now. 384 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,086 Head in, make sure you're within spitting distance, we should be in business. 385 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,490 Um, and don't get arrested. 386 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,360 - I'll do it. - Sure? 387 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,648 Yeah. Give me the bag. 388 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,361 We good? 389 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,688 Uh, a little left. 390 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,611 How's that? 391 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,450 Shh. 392 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,247 Awesome. Thank you. 393 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,561 Thanks. 394 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,688 Dude. Two burgers? 395 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,889 Hey. I didn't eat at Big P's for like a year. 396 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,241 Okay? 397 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,563 Clear eyes and clogged arteries, can't lose. 398 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,771 Hey, check this out. 399 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:35,204 "Werewolves that are turned up to four generations from pure blood..." 400 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,328 You think he means Alpha? 401 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:43,571 "... Are less feral and can transform before, during and after the lunar cycle." 402 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,807 Boom. 403 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,248 Let me see. Pure bloods don't black out during their transformation. 404 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,771 They can control themselves. 405 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,924 Some have been able to subsist off of animal hearts. 406 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,449 So what? We're hunting a werewolf with a pedigree? 407 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,762 Awesome. Let's hope he has his papers. 408 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,649 Yeah. And that silver can kill him. 409 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,129 Best in Show comes here 10 years ago, ganked some woman. 410 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,284 Dust settles, everything's in the clear, he just sets up shop? 411 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,091 Yeah. Comes for the human hearts, stays for the co-eds. 412 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,402 Right. And then everything's wine and roses... 413 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,928 ...and animal tickers, until it gets the hankering for human again. 414 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,285 Told you there was a case here. Now we just gotta find it and kill it. 415 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,929 I'm a werewolf. A werewolf. 416 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,686 - You need to calm down. - Calm down? I'm a werewolf. 417 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,081 - Get him out of here. - FBI wants to kill me. 418 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,362 Shut up! Everybody shut up. Okay? 419 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,763 First things first. Those guys aren't FBI. 420 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,050 All right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much. 421 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,480 You know, and they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids. 422 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,326 Did they say anything else? 423 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,041 Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. 424 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,602 You were probably right about that whole office romance thing. 425 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,849 - I'm screwed. I'm screwed. - Kate, what are we supposed to do? 426 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,050 Okay. You know what? You guys, you're missing the big picture. Okay? 427 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,204 They don't know about you, Michael. 428 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,889 They're looking for whoever, whatever, bit you in the first place. 429 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,042 The pure blood. 430 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,006 That gives us some time. 431 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,002 Figure it out, you know? 432 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,690 So, what's the plan? 433 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,361 Gotta eat chicken hearts for the rest of my life? 434 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,251 Michael. Baby. 435 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,245 Oh, God. 436 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,730 Oh, God. 437 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,922 Oh, God. Aah... 438 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,209 ', guys. 439 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,247 I think I found something. 440 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,290 Little early for office hours, Brian. What can I help you with? 441 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,762 I know what you are. 442 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:05,802 When I was a boy, I got lost inside the void 443 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,128 The century woods full of tree... 444 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,844 Hey. What are you doing? 445 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,484 - We're leaving in the morning. - What? Why? 446 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,529 Those guys, they might find Michael... 447 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,001 No, Kate, you don't have to worry about that. 448 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,487 You don't have to worry. I took care of it. 449 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,483 Took care of what? 450 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,641 Brian, what did you do? 451 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,686 Heh. I know what you are. 452 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,003 Yeah. I'm your professor. 453 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,164 And thanks, I've been looking for that. Where did you find it? 454 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,049 Where you left it. 455 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,690 After you bit my friend. 456 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,844 - I'm sorry. What are you...? - Stop, stop. Stop trying to cover. 457 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,129 Just listen to me very carefully. I'm filming all this. 458 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,169 I've got a hidden camera in here too. 459 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,363 It's feeding back to my laptop at home. 460 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,010 So if anything happens to me... 461 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,243 Nothing is going to happen to you, Brian. You need to calm down. 462 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,846 I want you to turn me into a werewolf. 463 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,841 - Brian, I don't know where you... - You don't know? 464 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,846 Really? Huh. 465 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,361 - Well, how about I cut you with this - Brian. 466 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,681 It's made of silver. 467 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,844 Look, I'm not... Please. I'm not what you think, Brian. 468 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,401 I don't care what you are. I just want you to turn me. 469 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,043 I don't wanna hurt you. 470 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,326 You're not going to. 471 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,730 Because if you do, all this winds up on CNN. 472 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,571 So you stumbled on Carter, wolfed out and then what? 473 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,688 Got a taste for hearts again? 474 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,249 You never lose the taste, if you're stupid enough to have one. 475 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,847 Once you have a human head, it's almost impossible... 476 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,610 ...to control the monster inside. 477 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,569 But I did. 478 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:09,244 Until last week when I, uh, fell off the wagon, as they say. 479 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,246 You have no idea, no idea how hard it is. 480 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,201 I've trained myself not to hurt anyone. 481 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,604 I have trained myself to choke down those other hearts. 482 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,125 Animal hearts. 483 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,762 - And I have been clean. - Until last week. 484 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,284 Then I saw Carter. 485 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,602 Alone. And he was... 486 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,771 He looked so weak. 487 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,161 It's harder to cover things up nowadays. 488 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,244 I knew a hunter would catch wind of this sooner or later. 489 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,768 They did. They're here. 490 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,689 You needed a patsy. Michael. 491 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,969 Yes. 492 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,286 The young man who sleeps through most of my lectures. 493 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,122 I mean, who would miss him? 494 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,130 Me. 495 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,320 Why are you doing this? 496 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,364 I wanna see what you guys see. 497 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,486 Do what you do. I'm sick of being Piggy. 498 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,445 I wanna be Ralph. 499 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,729 We don't get to choose who we are. 500 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,608 I did. 501 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,487 - Oh, my God. - Brian. What, are you insane? 502 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,369 You're welcome. 503 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,602 For saving your ass. Look, watch. 504 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,004 Hey! 505 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,884 Thank you. 506 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,330 I've never killed a pureblood before. 507 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,044 What was he looking at? 508 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,804 What the hell? 509 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,730 See? Problem solved. 510 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,531 They killed the pureblood. They're moving on. 511 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,529 We're in the clear, just like you said. 512 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:26,046 - I never said... - Kate, I did this to protect you. 513 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,042 I did what you couldn't. 514 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,729 They saw the camera, Brian. You don't think they'll trace that back to you? 515 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,723 What the hell is wrong with you? 516 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,601 Nothing's wrong with me. 517 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,802 You told me that. 518 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,731 Heh. I just finally figured out what I want. And now I'm going after it. 519 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,241 You thought I was hiding behind this? 520 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,522 I was hiding behind you. 521 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,606 I am done living in your shadow. 522 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,081 I've always lived in your shadow. 523 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,730 But now? 524 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,882 Now we're equals. 525 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,567 - Anything you can do, right? - What, you think this is a game? 526 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,924 Do you have any idea what you've done to yourself? 527 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,924 - You wouldn't bite me, so I had to... - You asked him to? 528 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,243 - He asked you to bite him? - I didn't, okay? 529 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,847 I didn't wanna hurt you. I would never hurt you, Brian. 530 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,129 This thing inside of me, you don't want this. 531 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,760 Well, it's too late for that now. 532 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,562 I remember attacking Scott... 533 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,927 ...ripping his beating heart out of his chest. 534 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,801 I remember the look in his dead eyes when I bit into that heart, Brian. 535 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,646 And above all, I remember how sweet, how delicious it tasted. 536 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,326 And ever since I tasted it, I've felt more powerful... 537 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,648 ...and more out of control. 538 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,601 More weak. You don't need Michael. You need someone who can take care of you. 539 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,489 I can take care of myself. 540 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,481 Let her go. 541 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,529 Or what? 542 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,524 You're gonna cry some more? 543 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,765 No! No! No. 544 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,810 No! 545 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,404 God! God! 546 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,201 Please don't die. 547 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,562 Please don't die, please don't die. 548 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,729 I'm so sorry. 549 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,208 - I love you, baby. - I love you. 550 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,729 Michael? 551 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,526 Michael? 552 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,567 Kate. Listen to me! 553 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,367 I love you. I love you. 554 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,171 You'll understand. You just need to see what I see. 555 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,722 After I bite you, you'll understand. Aah! 556 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,086 Kate. 557 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,409 Let me in. 558 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,963 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 559 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,882 We can fix this. We can... 560 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,686 Just let me in. Okay? 561 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,082 Brian? 562 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,527 Brian, I'm coming out. 563 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,329 I see it now. 564 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,649 I understand. 565 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,326 I told you it would be all right. 566 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,321 Yeah. It will be. 567 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,285 Here. 568 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,444 No! No! 569 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,361 I didn't finish Brian's movie to justify what happened. 570 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,207 To be totally honest... 571 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,962 ...I'm not really even sure if I understand it at all. 572 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:56,001 I just wanted you to know that Michael wasn't always a monster. 573 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,482 None of us were. 574 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,483 Five years from now? 575 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,884 Hopefully passed the bar exam. Practicing law. 576 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,684 Nothing corporate. 577 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,320 Something green, you know? 578 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,524 Oh, jeez. Um... 579 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,128 Maybe, like, working for HBO. 580 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,011 Or, like, Michael Moore. That'd be cool. 581 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,401 I will be on a boat in the middle of the ocean. 582 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,410 - My beautiful girl by my side. - Aw... 583 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,401 What's the matter? What's the matter with you lately? 584 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,369 I'm leaving. 585 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,644 And you'll never hear from me ever again. 586 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,084 Look, I know that there's another way. 587 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,686 I can eat animal hearts. 588 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,727 I've never hurt anyone. 589 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,242 Nobody human anyway. 590 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,727 I didn't choose this. 591 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,444 Please. 592 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,407 Please give me a chance. 593 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,086 Okay. 594 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,409 - So this is Michael. - Yeah. 595 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,370 - Which means that that is... - Brian Wilcox. 596 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,241 - Our friendly neighborhood cameraman. - Right. 597 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:40,243 All right. So, what, she's got about a half-day jump on us. 598 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,250 Mm-hm. 599 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,930 You all right? 600 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,481 Mm-hm. 601 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,246 Look, Kate's right. She hasn't hurt anybody. 602 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,209 Well, anybody human, at least. 603 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,447 And she didn't choose this. 604 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,807 Let's give her a shot. 605 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,446 Seriously? 606 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,449 - Yeah, yeah. - And, look, if Kate pops back up... 607 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,921 ...I mean, if she strays... 608 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,129 ...then no questions asked, we do what we gotta do... 609 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,562 ...and we take her down. 610 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,441 Hey, Sam. 611 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,721 Yeah? 612 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,969 Do I really say "awesome" a lot? 613 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,807 No. No, no, no. 614 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,244 Huh. 615 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,249 Awesome. 616 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,529 ...Matter with you lately?