1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,321 Crossroads are where pacts are made. Serious spell work. 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:08,683 - Used to summon a demon. - People are making deals with the thing. 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,127 They're seeing hellhounds, demonic pit bulls. 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,051 - Aah! - You can control them? 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,361 Sic them, boy! 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,211 Garth finally got into his houseboat but Kevin's... 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,362 ...having trouble reading their half of the tablet. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,284 - What's that stuff? - Goofer dust. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,444 You boys think you know something, but not goofer dust? 10 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,927 - What is it? - Hoodoo. Keeps out demons. 11 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:33,847 In the box is a key to every object, scroll, spell... 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,731 ...ever collected in a thousand years under one roof. 13 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,526 It is the supernatural mother lode. 14 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:44,169 If knowledge is power, then this is the most powerful place on Earth. 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,444 Good morning, Warsaw... 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,764 ...welcome to the morning zoo. Today we're... 17 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,484 Good morning, War... 18 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,721 Holy crap. 19 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,491 Holy crap. 20 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,007 Holy crap. 21 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,482 Good morning, Moo-ssouri, this is Radio Warsaw... 22 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,810 Hey, Mom. 23 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,131 Wow. 24 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,881 Not bad. 25 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,366 Not bad? 26 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,482 - I haven't had my own room ever. - Heh. 27 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,042 I'm making this awesome. I got my kick ass vinyl... 28 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,008 ...I've got this killer mattress. 29 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,411 Memory foam. 30 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,410 It remembers me. 31 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:33,000 And it's clean too. There's no funky smell, there's no creepy motel stains. 32 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,087 Really? 33 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,044 I'm gonna go fix us some grub. 34 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,485 What you reading? 35 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,201 Sort of, uh, everything. 36 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,766 Huh, good. 37 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,720 Somebody's gonna have to dig through all this and it ain't gonna be me. 38 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,201 You made these? 39 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,489 We have a real kitchen now. 40 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,611 I know, I just didn't think you knew what a kitchen was. 41 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,047 I'm nesting. Okay? Eat. 42 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,087 - Huh? Yeah. - Wow. 43 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,049 You're welcome. 44 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,727 Yo. 45 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,611 - Dean? Come quick. - What? 46 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,290 Kevin? Kevin? 47 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,960 Something wrong? 48 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,845 Guess. 49 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,522 Kevin? It's us. 50 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,130 Found him. 51 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,368 You look like hammered crap. 52 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,449 - Yeah. - Are you sleeping? 53 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,690 - Not really. - Eating? 54 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,440 Hot dogs, mostly. 55 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,804 Sure, breakfast of champions. 56 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,731 I feel dirty saying this, but you might want a salad. 57 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,322 - And a shower. - And I've been getting bad headaches... 58 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,962 ...and nosebleeds, and I think maybe I had a small stroke. 59 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,285 But it was worth it. 60 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,521 What was worth it? 61 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,481 I figured out how to close the Gates of Hell. 62 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,166 You... 63 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,568 Come here, you smelly son of a bitch. 64 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,441 - What? - Okay, okay. 65 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,766 So, what does this mean? 66 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,922 - What are we looking at? - It's a spell. 67 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,407 - And? - And it's just a few words of Enochian, but... 68 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,086 - Yeah, here we go. - The spell has to be spoken... 69 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:44,609 - ...after you finish each of the three trials. - Trials, like Law & Order? 70 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,489 More like Hercules. 71 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:52,050 The tablet says, "whosoever chooses to undertake these tasks should... 72 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,882 ...fear not danger, nor death, nor..." 73 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:01,649 ...a word I think means getting your spine ripped out through your mouth for eternity. 74 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,241 Good times. 75 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,484 Basically, God built a series of tests. And... 76 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,246 ...when you've done all three, you can slam the Gates. 77 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,801 So, what? God wants us to take the SATs? 78 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,487 I guess. He works in mysterious ways. 79 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,802 Mysterious, douche-y ways. Where do we start? 80 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:22,124 I've only been able to crack one of the tests so far and it's gross. 81 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,848 You've gotta kill a hound of hell and bathe in its blood. 82 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,004 - Awesome. - Awesome? 83 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,247 Yeah. 84 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,086 If this means icing all demons, I got no problem gutting some devil dog... 85 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,289 - ...and letting Calgon take me away. - Where you gonna find one? 86 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,608 Hellhounds like to collect on crossroads deals... 87 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,810 ...so we track down a loser who signed over his special sauce 10 years ago... 88 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,884 ...get between him and Clifford the Big Dead Dog. Easy. 89 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,089 - Doesn't sound easy. - It's not. 90 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,123 You get on the Net, see what you can dig up. 91 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,488 I'm on a supply run, we need goof er dust... 92 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,685 ...and the kid needs to eat something that's not ground up hooves and pigs' anuses. 93 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,888 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 94 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,410 Okay, I feel a lot better. 95 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,120 Kevin, buddy, you gotta slow down. 96 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,848 - What? - Get some shut-eye. 97 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,048 Take a day off, open a window. 98 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,365 No. 99 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,288 You said nuking hell. That's how I get out. That's how I go home. 100 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,960 Right, it is. But you can't live like this. 101 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,241 You think I want to? 102 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,126 I hate it here. 103 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,884 I can't leave because every demon on the planet wants to peel my face off. 104 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,965 I can't talk to anyone except you guys or Garth, when he swings by, or my mom. 105 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,005 Right? And when she calls all she does is cry. 106 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,966 I just... 107 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,725 I need this to be over. 108 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,131 I know. I do. 109 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,240 But trust me on this. 110 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,926 This whole saving the world thing... 111 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,522 It's a marathon, not a sprint. 112 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,282 You gotta take better care of yourself. 113 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,006 Hey. 114 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,605 Did you know that there are like 6000 kinds of tomatoes? 115 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,446 - Did you find anything? - Yeah. Demon signs. 116 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,564 Ten years ago, all centered on Shoshone, Idaho. 117 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,206 Okay. Well, big time mojo means big time freak. 118 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,206 So anybody have a horseshoe shoved up his ass? 119 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,200 That's one way of putting it. Ahem. 120 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,887 Meet the Cassitys, small-time farmers who struck oil on their land in February of '03. 121 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,641 - It's weird because geological surveys... - Yeah, you had me at weird. 122 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,207 - All right, we thinking deal? - Best lead we got. 123 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,847 Well, let's go visit the Beverly Hillbillies. 124 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,968 You stay here, work on step number two... 125 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,010 ...if you come across anything on hellhounds, drop a dime... 126 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,363 ...because between the claws, the teeth, and the invisibility... 127 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,325 ...those bitches can be real bitches. 128 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,084 I got you a present. 129 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,364 The, uh, blue ones are for the headaches... 130 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,481 ...and the green ones are for pep. 131 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,650 Don't OD. 132 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,606 Thanks. 133 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,645 You sure about that? 134 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,922 Sam, we are on the one yard line. It is time to play through the pain. 135 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,402 Keep an eye out. Anybody with a hellhound on them will show signs... 136 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,608 ...hallucinating, freaking out, the usual. 137 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,451 - And if we find someone? - You get them clear... 138 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,885 ...I spike Fido, the crowd goes wild. 139 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,609 Hey, pal, who runs this joint? 140 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,406 You're looking at her. 141 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,241 You own the ranch? 142 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,129 Nope, just manage the property. 143 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,091 You guys here about the job? 144 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,321 How'd you guess? 145 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,207 - We get our share of drifters. - Ah. 146 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,925 Ever worked a farm before? 147 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,606 Definitely. 148 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,885 We're quick learners. 149 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,927 Ellie. 150 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,766 Who we got here? 151 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,684 I'm Dean, this is Sam. 152 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,442 - Carl Granville, a pleasure. - Pleasure. 153 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,807 - So you're not a Cassity? - My wife is. 154 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,970 Her and her family own the place. I'm just one of those, uh... 155 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,930 ...what do you call them, trophy husbands. Ha, ha. 156 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,764 So, we hiring the fellas? 157 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,241 Not sure yet. 158 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,487 Oh, come on... 159 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,570 - ...they seem like swell guys. - Oh, he's right. We're swell. 160 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,525 You bed down in here. 161 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,402 Breakfast is at 5, dinner is at 8, and in between you're mine. 162 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,721 Questions? 163 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,761 I miss my room. 164 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,161 We're good. 165 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,527 Okay. 166 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,530 Job is yours if you want it. 167 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,201 But I gotta warn you, it's crap work. 168 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,888 Crap. She literally meant crap. 169 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,361 I hate you. 170 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,768 I don't care. Do I look like a hippie? 171 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:42,761 Organic food is better for the cattle. My land, my animals, my money, my way. 172 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,206 End of story. 173 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,570 She's a real piece of work, huh? 174 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,247 Alice Cassity's a piece of something, all right. 175 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,201 But what are we gonna do? She's the boss. 176 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,607 Drink? 177 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,920 - So, what are we thinking? - About deal-wise? 178 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,321 Well, Ellie's the help, so that rules her out. 179 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,041 And Carl doesn't really seem like the sell-your-soul type. So Alice? 180 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,601 - Ding-ding-ding. - Should we talk to her? 181 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,570 Why? So she can lie to us and then call the cops? No. 182 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,611 No, we're gonna have to go stalker on this one, Sammy. 183 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,329 - A whole horse? Seriously? - No, yeah. Yeah. 184 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,649 - How is that even possible? - What did she say? 185 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,928 - Just a wolf. - Yeah. 186 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,648 Probably spooked the hell out of the horses. I should check on them. 187 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,401 - All right. Hurry back. - Okay. 188 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,130 No! 189 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,851 God almighty. 190 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,405 I'm sorry, Ellie. Carl seemed like a good guy. 191 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,601 The best. 192 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,881 - His head was practically ripped off? - And you are? 193 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,201 - Just curious. - He's new. He works here. 194 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,888 Carl died bad, let's leave it at that. 195 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,085 They've been reintroducing wolves, but I never thought... 196 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,964 This wasn't a wolf. 197 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,204 I gotta make some phone calls. 198 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,767 The whole family's flying in for this. 199 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,170 All the Cassitys under one roof. 200 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,367 Good luck. 201 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,409 Son of a bitch. 202 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,566 So, what do you think? 203 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,051 I think Carl signed the deal. Now he's dog food. 204 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,961 Hellhound's gone and we were too busy chasing a pile of jack to stop it. 205 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,448 Let's grab our stuff and get out of here. 206 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,530 You okay, Mrs. Cassity? 207 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,967 - I'm fine. - You sure? 208 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,848 I really am. And... 209 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,406 ...I know I shouldn't be, because I loved Carl... 210 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,201 ...I think. I just can't remember why. 211 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,406 What do you mean? 212 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,723 I mean, Carl grew up around here... 213 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,202 ...we went to school together and he was always mooning over me but... 214 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,927 ...I never... I used to make fun of him. 215 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,724 When did you two get together? 216 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,771 Valentine's Day, 2003. 217 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:22,048 I was at this party. Carl was there and it was like I was seeing him for the first time. 218 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:28,325 You know, suddenly he was cute, and smart and funny, and it was magic. 219 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,201 Carl and I were happy for 10 years. 220 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,246 But now he's dead, and I'm not sad, angry... 221 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,524 ...I'm just fine. 222 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,761 Hey, we, uh... We have any graveyard din? 223 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,929 - We should, why? - Yarrow? 224 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,482 Yeah, no. Dean, no. 225 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,843 We're not summoning a crossroads demon. 226 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,244 Plan A bombed, so welcome to plan B. We get some red eyed bitch in a trap... 227 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,529 ...hold a knife on her until she calls a pooch. Special delivery. 228 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,968 Except when Crowley finds out we're dialing hell, he won't send one hellhound... 229 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,442 ...he'll send 100. That's not a plan, that's suicide. 230 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,967 - You got a better idea? - Yeah, we stay here. 231 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,329 I just talked to Alice in the barn. 232 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,602 Carl didn't sell his soul for oil... 233 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,201 - ...he sold it for Alice. - His wife? 234 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,290 He loved her, she barely noticed him, so he made a deal. 235 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,285 And now that time's up, it's like she barely even knew the guy. 236 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,445 You think our demon signed up more than one schmuck here? 237 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,404 Wouldn't be the first time. 238 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,962 This family's rich because someone booked a one-way ticket downstairs. 239 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,891 And as of tomorrow, they're all gonna be right here. 240 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,771 And you wanna scope them out? 241 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,408 I wanna kill a hellhound, and not die. 242 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,167 How about you? 243 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,690 Two days, then we do it my way. 244 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,610 Meet Noah Cassity. 245 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,646 He's 71, worth a billion, and just married wife number five... 246 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,282 - ...a 20-year-old lingerie model. - Because they have so much in common. 247 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,007 Alice is his oldest and that's Cindy, the middle girl. 248 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,731 She had a single on the country chart a few years ago. 249 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,571 Then she started hitting the bottle and, well... 250 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,481 ...her last album was holiday songs for dogs. 251 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:44,487 My favorites were: "Jingle Bark Rock" and "Don't Pee on this Tree, Happy Arbor Day." 252 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,927 - So she's the devil. - Pretty much. 253 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,089 And there's the baby, Margot. 254 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,290 She ran away just before Alice and Carl tied the knot. 255 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,726 Lives in Paris. 256 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,761 - How do you know all this? - I've been working this farm since I was 13... 257 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,650 ...and I've got eyes. 258 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,809 Okay, tonight is an all-hands-on-deck situation. 259 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,887 I'm gonna need one of you inside serving dinner and pouring drinks. 260 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,651 A lot of drinks. 261 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,441 Okay, well, have fun. I won't wait up. 262 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,369 And somebody's gotta man the grill. 263 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,927 What kind of grill? 264 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,447 - Impressed? - I do like a man who can handle his meat. 265 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,125 Really? Keep it coming, Ken Doll. 266 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,969 You're the best, Ellie. 267 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,445 Al, I'm so sorry about Carl. 268 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,325 I mean, he was the love of your life. 269 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,807 - Right. - Please, she can do better. 270 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,089 Maybe Alice should marry a child. Take after her father. 271 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:08,444 - Ivanka's not a child. - She's a prostitute who looks like a child. 272 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,242 - Are you done? Alice is in mourning. - Oh, I'm sorry, Margie, I didn't see you there. 273 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,647 You're too far up on your high horse. 274 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,610 Ha, ha! Oh, yes, but you are right... 275 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,084 ...we should all take a minute and say a few words about Carl. 276 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,931 You first. Was he a good lay? 277 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,202 - What? - Oh, you didn't know? 278 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,045 Yeah. Daddy caught them going at it in the barn. 279 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,482 Al, it was before you two got together. 280 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,041 I mean, Carl, he loved you. 281 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,965 Yeah, that was back when Margie was fat and... 282 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,846 ...Cin was sober. A long time ago. 283 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,805 - Get cancer and die, old man. - You first, sweetie. 284 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,726 - Are they always like this? - More or less. 285 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,087 How can you work here? 286 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,042 I love the property, I love the animals, and I tune out the people. 287 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,168 I can't remember the last time we all sat down for a meal together. 288 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,607 It was back at the old, crappy house... 289 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,604 ...when Daddy invited that traveling salesman to dinner. 290 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,689 Yeah, him. 291 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,842 - And so charming. - And English. 292 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,361 What was his name? Kenny? 293 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,965 Crow... - Crowl... 294 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,362 Crow... Crowley. - Crow... 295 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,970 - Crowley? - That's what they said. 296 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,322 Swung through town 10 years ago. To the day. 297 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,802 You think Tea and Crumpets made these deals and now he's collecting? 298 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,201 Or he just sent his dog. Told it to go fetch. 299 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,011 King of Hell, grabbing a few souls? Below his pay grade. 300 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,289 - Any idea who signed the dotted line? - I have no clue. It's brutal in there. 301 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,406 Hey, Kev, what's up? 302 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,730 Hey, Dean. Good news. Uh, I think. Kind of. 303 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,411 Don't oversell it. 304 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,246 Sorry. I found something on the tablet about hellhounds... 305 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,004 ...uh, this mean anything to you? 306 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,680 "The dire creatures may be seen only by the damned... 307 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,127 ...or through an object scorched with holy fire." 308 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,886 - Like with holy oil? - It's gotta be. 309 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,401 - We could use a window. - Or glasses. 310 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,529 I think we got Jesus Juice in the trunk. 311 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,484 I'll take care of the x-ray specs. 312 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,251 Stay here. Don't let J.R. and the gang out of your sight. 313 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,563 Hey, Kevin, uh, you did great, man. Get some sleep. 314 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,126 Okay. Thanks. 315 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,487 Oh, look, Daddy's drunk and armed. 316 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,244 Must be Christmas. 317 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,929 Hey. Hey, hey, hey- 318 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,770 - Where are you going? - Wherever I damn well please. 319 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,168 Wolf that killed my son-in-law? 320 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,482 He's a man-eater, gotta be put down. 321 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,006 We're doing this for Carl. 322 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,965 - Okay, just... Just hold on a second. - No, going now. 323 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,481 I'll come with you. 324 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,321 You know anything about hunting, boy? 325 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,246 A little bit, yeah. 326 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,881 Let's do it. 327 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,047 I like it. 328 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,205 The whole Clark Kent look. 329 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,726 Ellie, hey. 330 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,207 Hey. 331 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,367 So... 332 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,850 ...I think you're really hot. 333 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,122 You wanna go to my room and have sex? 334 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,927 What? 335 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,124 L... Sorry. 336 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,567 I don't usually do this. 337 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,689 I guess I'm feeling my oats. 338 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,246 I can't. 339 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,687 What? 340 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:52,444 - Okay. Uh, embarrassing. - Oh, no, no, no. No, I want to. 341 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,604 - Uh, heh. Believe me. - No, it's okay, you don't. 342 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,730 - I guess I'm gonna... - Ellie, um... 343 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,247 Rain check. 344 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,610 This is one night only. 345 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,284 Watch yourself, boy. 346 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,447 - Where's Margie? - I thought she was with you. 347 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,042 - Oh, my God. - Go back to the house! 348 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,163 - No. No. My girl. - Go! 349 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,088 - What was that thing? - It's a hellhound. 350 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,842 When you sell your soul to a demon, they come and rip it out of you. 351 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,930 - Demon? - Crowley. 352 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,405 Poncey guy, about yay big, mountain of dicks. 353 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,245 He was here 10 years ago making dreams come true. 354 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,523 If you didn't sign, that freak out there won't touch you... 355 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,849 ...but if you did, I need to know and I need to know now. 356 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,365 So hands up. 357 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,285 So wait. The British guy was a demon... 358 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,648 ...and now there's a hellhound after us? 359 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,408 - Are you insane? - They're obviously insane. 360 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,041 - Don't play dumb. - Yeah, I'm not playing. 361 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,283 - I didn't sell my damn soul. - Well somebody did. 362 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,407 And the sooner that idiot owns up, the sooner the rest of you can go. 363 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,884 - All right. Seal them in. - Yeah. 364 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,691 - What? - I'm gonna spread goof er dust around... 365 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,770 ...the doors, the windows. That will keep the hellhound out. 366 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,645 - For awhile. - What does that...? 367 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,804 - How long? - Long enough for me to stab it in its throat. 368 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,125 No way, no way, you can't do this. You can't... 369 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,130 Yes, I can. You wanna know why? Because it's what I do. 370 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,691 And, buddy, I'm the best. 371 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,084 See, I gut Old Yeller out there and maybe, just maybe, you walk away. 372 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,726 I don't, you're meat. 373 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,165 So sit down, shut up... 374 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,850 ...and put these on. 375 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,170 I don't... Who are you people? 376 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,607 We're here to help. 377 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,284 Like you helped Margie? 378 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,445 When the hellhound gets close, you might see things, hear things. 379 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,082 Gonna feel like you took the brown acid, and it's trying to kill you. 380 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,402 The handcuffs are so you won't hurt yourselves. 381 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,281 And when one of you starts bugging out we'll know who's on tap to be puppy chow. 382 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,684 So, what's our play? 383 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,845 While you camp here, figure out who whored their soul... 384 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,650 ...I'm gonna scout the grounds... 385 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,247 ...see if I can't gank Huckleberry Hound before he makes his next move. 386 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,721 - You're not going alone. I'm going with you. - Wrong. 387 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,726 - Uh, they're on lockdown, you need back-up. - No, I don't. 388 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,651 - Yes, you do. - No, I need you to be safe, Sam. Okay? 389 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,565 - That's what I need. - What? When am I...? 390 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,924 When are we ever safe? 391 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,209 - This is different. - How? 392 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,847 Because of the Three Trials crap. 393 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,041 God's little obstacle course. We've been down roads like this before, man. 394 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,691 With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer, Dick frigging Roman. 395 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,640 We both know where this ends. One of us dies... 396 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,926 ...or worse. 397 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,766 So, what? You just up and decided it's gonna be you? 398 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,050 I'm a grunt, Sam, you're not. You've always been the brains of this operation... 399 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,649 - Dean. - You told me that you see a way out. 400 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,926 You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don't. 401 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,447 But I'll tell you what I do know... 402 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,206 ...it's that I'm gonna die with a gun in my hand. 403 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,241 Because that's what I have waiting for me. That's all I have waiting for me. 404 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,604 I want you to get out. I want you to have a life. 405 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,209 Become a man of letters, whatever. 406 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,967 You, with a wife, and kids, and... And... And grandkids. 407 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:09,967 Living until you're fat, bald, and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending. 408 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,202 And it's the only one that I'm gonna get. 409 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,801 So I'm gonna do these Trials... 410 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,449 ...and I'm gonna do them alone. End of story. 411 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,401 You're staying here, I'm going out there. If Land Shark comes knocking, you call me. 412 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,646 If you try to follow me, I'm gonna put a bullet in your damn leg. 413 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,963 - You sold your soul. Admit it. - Why the hell would you think that? 414 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,169 You're a walking corpse married to a centerfold. I did the math. 415 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,727 She likes money, and I'm rich. Do it again. 416 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,885 Look, you sing like crap so explain the music career. 417 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,528 - Hello. Autotune. - All right. That's enough. 418 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,682 Oh, is it, Four Eyes, is it enough? 419 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,366 Don't know why you even think one of us made a deal. 420 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,411 Because you struck oil where there was no oil. That didn't seem weird to you? 421 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,321 Margie. 422 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,089 Margie used to say that... 423 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,888 That if we were rich, we'd all be happy. 424 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,490 Right, we're the damn Waltons. 425 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:13,001 When I think about you, I touch myself 426 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,124 Oh, I don't want any... 427 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,565 Just in time. 428 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,567 - Yeah. Are you okay? - I'm good. 429 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,209 And I bet you're great. 430 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,126 - Yup. Great. - Okay. 431 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,487 Listen... 432 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,411 Whatever happens, whatever you hear, stay here with that door locked. 433 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,726 Sit tight, okay? This is gonna sound crazy, but there is something evil out there. 434 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,846 I know. 435 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,247 You know? 436 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,564 It's coming for me. 437 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,248 I need to take a leak. 438 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,447 - Hold it. - Yeah, at my age? 439 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,082 Not really an option. So, either you let me go, or get me a bottle. 440 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,242 Ugh. You're disgusting. 441 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,007 Wait! 442 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,163 Aah! Please, just let me go. Please. 443 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,522 - Please, don't hurt my family. - I'm not. I'm trying to help. 444 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,765 - Get in the house. - But... 445 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,809 - Go! Go! - Oh, God. 446 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,611 When my parents split up, my mom took a job here. 447 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,808 This was before the Cassitys had money. 448 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,204 But it was the best she could do. 449 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,203 - So I grew up on this farm. - That's how you met Crowley. 450 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,245 They had this big dinner... 451 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,802 ...and after, I saw him kissing Margie. 452 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,488 I ran. I didn't know what to do. 453 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,364 But Crowley found me. We talked. 454 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,763 - He seemed so nice. - The best con men always do. 455 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,241 He asked me if I had one wish, what would it be? 456 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,446 So I told him. 457 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,207 - And he made you sign over your soul. - He didn't make me do anything. 458 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,088 My mom, she had Parkinson's. Early stages... 459 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,922 ...and I knew how that story would end. 460 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,405 So I took the deal. 461 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,327 Mom is retired down in Phoenix now. 462 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,528 Plays golf every day. 463 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,125 That was a stupid move, Ellie. 464 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,762 I did it for my mom, Dean. What would you do for your mom? 465 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,206 - You had to know this was coming. - No, how? 466 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,927 He didn't tell you about the 10 year clock? 467 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,167 What? 468 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,681 I knew when I died I wasn't going to heaven... 469 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,009 ...but he never said anything about that or monsters. 470 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,281 What a douchebag. 471 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,486 He probably didn't say jack to Carl or Margot either. 472 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,806 Margie made a deal? 473 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,090 - So she's... - She's gone. 474 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,400 Oh, God. I... 475 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,168 A few years ago, Carl got drunk... 476 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,926 ...he told me he did some kind of magic at a crossroads. 477 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,324 Summoned a demon. 478 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,087 I put two and two together, and when I saw what that thing did to him... 479 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,449 I just never knew about Margie. 480 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,520 I thought I was next. 481 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,207 - And you didn't run? - Where would I run? 482 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,650 All I wanted was one last meal, some good tunes, and maybe... 483 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,082 I don't wanna die. 484 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,051 Dean, what's happening? 485 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,010 Ellie, whatever you're seeing, it's not real. 486 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,044 It means the hellhound, it's close. 487 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,128 Look, you need to stay... 488 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,484 ...inside this circle, okay? 489 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,731 - Now. - Dean. 490 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:50,086 No matter what happens, you stay inside that circle, you understand me? 491 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,289 So you're Crowley's bitch. 492 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,051 I guess pets really do look like their owners. 493 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,207 What are you waiting for? Come and get it. 494 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,200 - You need to go to a hospital. - I've had worse. 495 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,451 Yeah, he's had worse. 496 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,931 So, what now? 497 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,244 Now we make a hex bag and you start running. 498 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,764 If Crowley can't find you, he won't sic another mutt on you. 499 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,204 - So I'm not going to hell? - Not on my watch. 500 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,566 You give us a minute? 501 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,568 - Sure. - Thanks. 502 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,807 Dean, even if she can dodge Crowley... 503 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,609 ...as soon as Ellie dies, her soul is earmarked for hell. 504 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,210 Not if we shut it down first. 505 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,365 The spell's not gonna work for you, Dean. 506 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,442 Doesn't matter, we'll track down another hellhound, and I'll kill it. 507 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,650 No. 508 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,251 - Sam, I didn't pass the test. - But I did... 509 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,366 - ...and I'm doing the rest of them. - My ass you are. 510 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,850 Closing the Gates, it's a suicide mission for you. 511 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,287 - Sam. - I wanna slam hell shut too, okay? 512 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,211 But I wanna survive it. I wanna live. 513 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,006 And so should you. 514 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,245 You have friends up here, family... 515 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,688 ...hell, you even got your own room now. 516 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,924 You were right, okay? 517 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,882 I see light at the end of this tunnel... 518 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,208 ...and I'm sorry you don't, I am. 519 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,767 But it's there. 520 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,849 And if you come with me, I can take you to it. 521 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,647 - Sam, be smart. - I am smart, and so are you. 522 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,727 You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius. 523 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:40,882 When it comes to lore, to... You're the best hunter I've ever seen. Better than me... 524 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,041 ...better than dad. I believe in you, Dean... 525 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:51,486 ...so please, please believe in me too. 526 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,121 - Hey. Sammy? - Ugh. Unh. 527 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,690 Sam? 528 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,320 - You okay? - Unh! 529 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,880 I'm good. I'm okay. 530 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,880 I can do this.