1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,522 I figured out how to close the gates of hell. 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,081 Basically, God built a series of tests. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,607 When you've done all three, you can slam the gates. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,001 - You need backup. - No, I need you safe. 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,049 We know where this ends. One of us dies. 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,244 I'm gonna do these trials. I'm gonna do them alone. End of story. 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,761 - Spell's not gonna work. - I didn't pass the test. 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,928 But I did. And I'm doing the rest of them. 9 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,684 Sam. 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,124 I'm good. I'm okay. 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,725 I can do this. 12 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,209 Oh, God. 13 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,290 Oh, no. 14 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,764 Dang it. 15 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,091 Dispatch, 7 Mary 4. You got your ears on? 16 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,765 Go ahead, 7 Mary 4. 17 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:41,083 I got a hit and run on 89. He's dead. 18 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,924 What's the condition of the body? 19 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,651 Looks like he's frozen solid. Please advise. 20 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,928 7 Mary 4, please hold your position. 21 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,686 We'll send an ambulance to your location. 22 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,170 What the hell? 23 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,604 What's up with you? 24 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,162 Nothing. Why? 25 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,889 Heard from Kevin? 26 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,600 Uh, no. Nothing yet. 27 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,524 What's it been? Like three weeks? 28 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,002 What's taking that little brainiac so long? It's a book, read it. 29 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:27,041 Translating an ancient language with zero help might be more difficult than we think. 30 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,681 So no word from Cass, Kevin's taking his sweet time, and you're acting cagey. 31 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,568 We need a lead before I start climbing these walls. 32 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:41,729 Well, uh, ahem, in that case, I can give you zombies. 33 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,526 Guy gets hit by a car, left for dead overnight... 34 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,327 ...guts spilled out all over the road, then gets up and walks away from it. 35 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,006 - Nothing about brain munching? - Remember Bobby's wife? 36 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,640 She didn't munch on any brains. 37 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,487 - Well, who's the witness? - Montana state trooper. Twenty-year vet. 38 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,565 Checked his pulse. Saw his insides spilled out all over the place. 39 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,609 Announced him dead with a capital D. 40 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,565 Since when have the feds started tracking zombie activity? 41 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,328 We don't track zombie activity because there's no such thing as zombies. 42 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,811 Uh-huh. 43 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,810 - Why don't you tell us what you saw? - Article said it all. 44 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,602 Dead as dog poop. Guts pecked out, face frozen. 45 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,764 People don't walk away from that. Zombies do. 46 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,088 You don't think something dragged him away? 47 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,124 One set of footprints. No drag marks. 48 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,641 - You didn't go after him? - That's grizzly country. 49 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,280 You couldn't pay me enough to hike those woods. 50 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,408 Not without a bazooka. 51 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,609 Uh, Jack? I got something here. 52 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,522 It came across the wire from Livingston. 53 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,249 "John Doe, presumably mauled by a grizzly." 54 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,929 Holy crap, that's him. 55 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,082 - That's the dead guy? - Dead my ass. 56 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,925 That's a zombie, boys. 57 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,209 Uh, you know what, trooper? Why don't you stay here? 58 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,330 We'll take care of this. We need someone to hold down the fort 59 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,204 - You sure? - Yeah. 60 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,688 And if things go all Dawn of the Dead on us, you'll be our first call. 61 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,765 Boys. 62 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,246 Aim for the head. 63 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,044 No ID on this guy? 64 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,123 Fingerprints came up blank too. 65 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,082 - What's going on down here? - Liver was eaten. 66 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,163 Best guess is a bird got at it. 67 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,685 Hm. 68 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,003 I gotta say, I am a little disappointed. 69 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,561 Because you wanted to shoot zombies. 70 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,484 Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies. 71 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,047 This is about as open and shut as it gets, all right? 72 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,766 Guy gets Mack-Trucked, goes down for a nap, wakes up... 73 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,924 ...takes a detour into Mama Bear's den. End of story. 74 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,326 Then why would he run? 75 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,248 He was injured. That trooper could've helped him. 76 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,765 I don't know. Shady past? 77 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,809 Don't guys with a shady past usually have a fingerprint on file? 78 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,009 Whatever it was, the guy's dead now. All right? 79 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,886 Remember what Bobby said? Hm? Wood chipper beats everything? Yeah. 80 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,327 Well, so does grizzly bear... 81 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,728 - Unh! - You better start talking. 82 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,167 What are you? And if you say zombie, I swear... 83 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,283 What? No, I'm not anything. 84 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,364 Two minutes ago, you were room temperature. You're something. 85 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,921 I don't know what I am, okay? I don't know who I am. 86 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,884 All I know is all I do is die. 87 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,606 So if you want to shoot me, shoot me. 88 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,764 Promise me you'll finish the job because I can't take this anymore. 89 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,451 All right, get up, get up, get up, stand up. 90 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,171 All you do is die? What's that supposed to mean? 91 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,246 Once a day, for as long as I can remember. 92 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,562 After a few hours, I'm back. 93 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,129 What, are you like a real life Kenny? 94 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,646 Who? 95 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,324 No, my name is Shane. 96 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,484 All right. Shane, we're not gonna find out what you are in here. 97 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,326 You come with us. We're gonna run a few tests, make sure everything's kosher. 98 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,686 Tests? 99 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,924 Aah! 100 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,448 Seriously? This is FBI-sanctioned? 101 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,850 Drink. 102 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,045 All right. So, uh, how long has this dying thing been going on? 103 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,726 Long as I can remember. But my memory only goes back a few years. 104 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,123 Wait, so now you have amnesia? How do you know your name? 105 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,282 My real name isn't Shane. 106 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,690 It was given to me because, I don't know, people had to call me something. 107 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,401 - Okay. So then what happened to you? - Got pulled off a mountain in Europe. 108 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,688 They said that I got caught in an avalanche. 109 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,771 I don't remember anything from before the rescue. 110 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,288 When I realized my condition, I knew I couldn't be around other people. 111 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,125 I built a little cabin, learned to hunt, kept to myself. 112 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,481 Seemed easiest that way. 113 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,844 A couple pot growers grew nervous with me being near their crop. 114 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,447 Shot me. Twice. Figured it was time to move on. 115 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,329 Right into the grill of that pickup. 116 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:45,088 - You think maybe I could clean up? - Yeah. Knock yourself out. 117 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,009 Well, he's definitely something. 118 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,289 Yeah, but maybe he's not the monster. Maybe he's the victim. 119 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,364 - You thinking curse? - Could be looking for a witch. Yeah. 120 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,608 You know what? He's parked here, he's safe. 121 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,684 Maybe we should get another room until we can figure this out. 122 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:10,129 All right, but you're the one going full-cavity for the hex bag. 123 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,564 Who are you? 124 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,730 You don't remember? 125 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,009 Never mind. 126 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,965 Who are you? 127 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,363 Now? 128 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,364 I'm your worst enemy. 129 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,801 Who the hell was that? 130 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,849 She... She said that she knew me. 131 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,007 Yeah. How? 132 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:03,361 I don't know, but, uh, I could have sworn that she was upset I didn't know her back. 133 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,205 This is a lot more than a curse. You've got some tiger blood. 134 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,646 Where'd you learn that kung fu? 135 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,530 - Hey, buddy, you okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 136 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,409 I just need a minute. 137 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,483 I've never been in a fight my whole life. 138 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,008 Whoa. Hey. Hey, pal. Hey. Are you...? 139 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,326 Hey. Whoa. 140 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,642 - Is he having a heart attack? - Do we call 911? 141 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,646 And tell them the dead guy we stole from the morgue is alive and having a coronary? 142 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,561 I feel like I'm sitting shivah. 143 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:48,521 Well, that's not... Never mind. Um, we need to think, Dean. 144 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,765 What do we know of that has, uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills... 145 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,127 ...dies a lot... 146 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,362 ...and has a history with violent women? 147 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,530 I don't know, you? 148 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,647 - May I help you? - Agent Bonham? 149 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,691 - And you are? - This is going to sound really strange... 150 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,764 ...but I'm looking for a corpse that went missing today. 151 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,083 The coroner said that you were the last one to see it. 152 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,082 /'93' 153 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,083 Uh, this is Agent Jones. 154 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,209 Why are you looking for our John Doe? 155 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,961 Well, his name is Shane. 156 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,362 At least that's what I called him. 157 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,128 I'm the mother of his son. 158 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,010 Hey. 159 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,730 Why don't you, uh, slap me some skin, huh? 160 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,927 He's shy. 161 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,082 It's okay, Oliver. 162 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,091 - Oh, you weren't supposed to see... - It's okay. 163 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,811 Stay with the nice FBI agents, Oliver. 164 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,970 Hey. 165 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,201 When I was younger... 166 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,931 ...I had friends that wanted to climb this mountain in Europe... 167 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:39,005 and I thought it sounded exciting so I joined them. 168 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,525 The avalanche. 169 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,040 He told you? 170 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,689 What else did he say? 171 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,241 Just that he doesn't remember how he got there. 172 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,684 My friends were gone. 173 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,366 And when I found him, his clothes were torn off... 174 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,763 ...his eyes were frozen solid, but he was still alive. 175 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,802 I just knew there was something off about him, the way that he would... 176 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,161 Die every day? 177 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,207 Yeah. 178 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,043 I thought it was from exposure or shock, maybe he was unconscious. 179 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,804 We were both in bad shape. 180 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,285 And I know I couldn't have made it down the mountain if it weren't for him. 181 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:25,571 And when we got to the bottom, we, uh, realized that it had become something else. 182 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,521 And we spent the night together, and while we were, you know... 183 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,411 ...he had a heart attack. 184 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,969 Awkward. 185 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,043 So I called 911, and they couldn't save him. 186 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,567 And I had to go down to ID the body... 187 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,485 He popped up again, alive. 188 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,650 I freaked out and I ran. 189 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,286 And nine months later, I had Oliver. 190 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,131 I hired a private investigator. I really tried to find him. 191 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,363 But when they gave up, I gave up. 192 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,842 - Until a couple of months ago. - Now, what made you look again? 193 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,444 The worst thing. 194 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,481 Hayley? 195 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,840 Hello, Shane. 196 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,049 Oliver? Come here, honey. 197 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,484 I thought it was time you two meet. 198 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,241 This is Oliver. 199 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,649 Did you find anything? 200 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:06,609 Well, uh, looks like we were right about that curse thing. 201 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,404 From what I can tell, we're looking at a Titan. 202 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,608 Titan? What is that, like a god? 203 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,407 More like a proto-god. Like, the gods before the gods. 204 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,040 Look, they ruled over Greece before Zeus... 205 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,010 ...and the rest of the Olympian gods overthrew them. 206 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,969 Okay. So who is this guy? 207 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,645 Best I can tell? 208 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,926 Prometheus. 209 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,368 - Seriously? - Yeah. 210 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,326 - Didn't he steal fire or something? - Yep. 211 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,724 He, uh, Ocean's Eleven'd Mount Olympus and stole the flames of Olympia. 212 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,211 For what? Kicks? 213 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,169 For us, actually. 214 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,130 Zeus decided to revoke humanity's ability to make fire. 215 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,405 So we couldn't cook, couldn't stay warm, couldn't see in the dark. 216 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,803 Sounds like a monster's paradise. And this guy made it right for us? 217 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,009 Yeah. And in return, Zeus decided to strap him to that mountain... 218 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,242 ...and make him relive death every day. 219 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,448 Damn. Every day for how long? 220 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,166 No wonder the guy's hard drive is fried. 221 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,363 Did you figure out who, uh, Xena-wannabe was? 222 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,324 I'm guessing Artemis, Zeus' daughter. 223 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,921 She's known to carry around weapons like that dagger. 224 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,651 They're nasty. They'll kill immortals dead. 225 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,970 All right. Well, we've never battled a god curse before. 226 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,128 Hope we can break it. 227 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,766 This is an eagle chowing down on your intestines. 228 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,884 You don't remember that? 229 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,125 No. 230 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,602 Okay, look, I hate to break it to you, but you are Prometheus. 231 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,163 Then the best thing for me is to get as far away from them as I can. 232 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,365 I'm sorry. You just discovered that you have a 7-year-old son and you wanna walk away? 233 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,809 I'm a god. And this god and his daughter are hunting me. What chance do I have? 234 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,531 Okay. We're gonna help you. 235 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,445 But we need a plan first. We can't come up with one here. 236 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,121 - Where are we going? - Someplace safe. 237 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,843 - What's wrong? - He fell. 238 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,402 - Do I need to call an ambulance? - No, don't. 239 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,243 He's dying, isn't he? 240 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,604 I was going to tell you. I wanted you to have a chance to adjust. 241 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,922 Wait a second. He has your curse? 242 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,441 What curse? 243 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,331 Just put him right here. 244 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:46,370 - This curse was put on you. Why the kid? - I don't know. 245 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,161 - You keep saying "curse." What curse? - How long has this been happening? 246 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,322 Since he turned 7 a few months ago. 247 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,649 Started with the dying, then he stopped talking. 248 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,529 Wait, 7? 249 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,089 Age 7 marks one of the first Greek rites of manhood. 250 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,925 So, what are you saying? The curse is in his programming? 251 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,730 How do you know that? 252 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,002 Look at me. I'm sorry that I ran out on you all those years ago. 253 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,721 I was scared. I didn't understand what was going on. 254 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,168 But we have a child, and whatever you have, he has. 255 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,089 I need to know how to stop it. 256 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,485 What curse? 257 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:32,845 Okay. So Ollie's dad is a Greek god who has been cursed to die every day by Zeus. 258 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,409 And you guys are ghostbusters. 259 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,130 Am I getting this right? Heh. 260 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,408 Due to the fact that your son is currently... 261 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,530 ...albeit temporarily, dead, I'm gonna let that one slide. 262 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,768 You have to realize this sounds crazy. 263 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,561 It's true. Didn't believe it myself, but it's the only thing that makes sense. 264 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,202 The faster you wrap your brain around this, the faster we solve the problem. 265 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:58,046 Solve the problem? I'm just not even sure I understand the problem. 266 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,725 All right. 267 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,327 So the way we usually handle this is we summon the bastard... 268 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,086 ...and we work him over until he undoes whatever he did. 269 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,568 Summon Zeus? 270 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,927 - Yes. - And if he doesn't wanna undo it? 271 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,730 Then we take him out. 272 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,087 And hopefully the curse dies along with him. 273 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,929 This can't be happening. 274 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,122 This I... I can handle. 275 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:36,121 Listen, you can run and hide and die for all eternity, it's your choice. 276 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,681 But Sam and I are gonna go after Zeus. 277 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,603 With or without you. 278 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,887 I'm in 279 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,441 - Here we go. - What you got? 280 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,642 Dragon penis. 281 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,290 What? 282 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,401 Heh. 283 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,201 Ancient Greek hunter... 284 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,880 ...by the name of, uh, Drakopoolos. 285 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,482 Near as I can tell, he was a badass. Whose name, incidentally, is Greek... 286 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,847 No, no, no. I got that. Thanks, Ace. 287 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,725 Hey. 288 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,406 How's the, uh...? How's the kid? 289 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,210 He's fine. 290 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,927 Oh, please. Keep going. 291 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,321 Right. So, uh, Drakopoolos tangled with Zeus back in the day... 292 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,847 ...and the Men of Letters translated his journal. 293 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,366 The Men of Letters? 294 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,002 It's a secret society. 295 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,685 This is actually their lair. 296 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,845 We're legacies. 297 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,001 No big deal. 298 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:14,170 Okay. So it says here he summoned Zeus into a trap and found out how to kill him. 299 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,367 What's that? 300 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,127 Wood. From a tree struck by lightning. 301 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,203 It says we need two things for the summon: 302 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,967 Frozen energy from the hand of Zeus and the bone of a worshipper. 303 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,489 - Frozen energy? You thinking fulgurite? - Well, it makes sense. 304 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,008 Get on the web, see if there's any Greeks still worshipping the old gods. 305 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,207 On it. 306 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,966 What about the wood? Is that easy to find? 307 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,447 With a little bit of luck. 308 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,326 - Oh. But the... This journal just ends. - What do you mean? 309 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,807 I mean, how do we know if Drako-whatever survived? 310 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,884 - How do we know Zeus didn't get to him? - We don't know. 311 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,803 - How do we know this is going to work? - We never know. 312 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,361 But these books, they're, uh... They're pretty good. 313 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,730 So we're hanging our lives on the writings of a dead man... 314 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,360 ...who is named after genitalia? 315 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,003 It's a loose translation. 316 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,720 Experts. 317 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,251 All right, listen to this. 318 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,721 Greek pagans, two towns over. 319 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,720 Best part? They have an obit page. With cemeteries. 320 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,008 All right. You two are on grave duty. 321 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,084 - We'll handle the B and E. - We'll be in touch. 322 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,921 Hey. 323 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,082 B and E? You mean breaking and entering? Ahem. What for? 324 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,449 Well, the book calls for fulgurite. It's a little hard to come by. 325 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,365 The last time we needed it, we stole it from a 1-percenter. 326 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,764 You do know that fulgurite is available in crystal shops all over, right? 327 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,601 - Really? - Yeah. The New Age people... 328 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,404 ...they use it to make cheap jewelry. 329 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,767 Hm. 330 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,722 Why are you doing this, Sam? 331 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,965 We need a bone. So I dig. 332 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,166 No, I mean for us. 333 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:17,251 This isn't your problem, you're risking your life. 334 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,449 Why'd you risk yours to steal that fire? 335 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,324 Good question. 336 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,889 Wish I could remember. 337 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,651 Trust me on this, it was worth it. 338 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,646 You pretty much, uh, saved the whole world. Heh. 339 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,487 Yeah, I guess. 340 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,244 But none of that... 341 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,847 None of that means anything unless I can save my son. 342 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,527 I know this all seems a little haphazard. All right? 343 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,409 But trust me when I say that me and Sammy... 344 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,801 ...have gone in with a lot less and come out on top. 345 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,686 I believe you. 346 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,490 It's just all this. 347 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,610 I'm about to ask Zeus... 348 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,406 ...the Greek god, to help cure my son. 349 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,206 Thing you gotta remember is this is not about asking for his help. Okay? 350 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,850 He's not your friend. 351 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,048 It's about getting him to do what's right. 352 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,924 Stay calm. 353 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,889 Oh, come now. 354 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,161 Can't we do this civilized? 355 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,089 Well, it depends on you. 356 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,201 All we need is to break a curse you put on a little kid. 357 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,324 So how about you say yes and we all go home? 358 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,687 Nice to see you again, Prometheus. 359 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,724 All cleaned up. 360 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,410 I've been looking for you. 361 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,767 It's gone too far, Zeus. 362 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,401 Break the curse. 363 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,766 It's your child who has the affliction. 364 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,601 Interesting. 365 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,489 So, what's it gonna be? 366 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,688 The easy way? 367 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,803 Or we can do this the hard way. 368 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,367 Break the trap, dear man, and I'll break the curse. 369 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,204 No dice. Fix the kid. 370 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,006 - Going once... - Don't be that guy. 371 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,771 - Going twice... - Hey, you can rot here for all I care. 372 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,203 Yes, and the child will continue to suffer. 373 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,560 Let's roll. 374 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,085 He needs me, and you know it. 375 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,843 No! 376 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,567 - Hayley, no! - Now save my son. 377 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,366 What do you say? 378 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,561 Shall we try this the hard way? 379 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,326 Bring forth the child. 380 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,805 Please. 381 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,125 Balls. 382 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,721 I trust you've met my daughter. 383 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,131 Hayley, don't do it. 384 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,041 This is the son of Prometheus. 385 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,050 And he's cursed to suffer death every day. 386 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,880 I must admit... 387 00:29:55,080 --> 00:30:00,246 ...I could never have conceived such a horrible fate for such a beautiful child. 388 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,404 Just goes to show... 389 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,362 ...we must all leave room for a happy accident. 390 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,803 What's that mean? I don't understand. 391 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,769 Tell me... 392 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,969 ...has Prometheus experienced the child's death yet? 393 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,406 How did he take it? 394 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,444 Did he hurt? 395 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,926 Good. 396 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,209 Imagine a thousand children... 397 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,522 ...all dying in unison. 398 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:45,130 Only then would you understand my pain. 399 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,525 But we can't always have what we want. 400 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,045 So... 401 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,929 ...one will have to do. 402 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,600 No. 403 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,045 I have a special job for you... 404 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,447 ...my little friend. Heh-heh-heh. 405 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,331 Artemis. 406 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,884 Move. 407 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,407 Know who this is, Dean, walking us to our deaths? 408 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,211 - Don't know, don't care. - It's our god, Artemis. 409 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,687 - The goddess of hunters. - Wow, that's fascinating. 410 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,482 See, she's who we'd pray to for courage when hunting the Gorgon or the Minotaur. 411 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,645 Of course she's not really worship-worthy anymore, having lost a step and all. 412 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,286 The hell I have. 413 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,882 Really, Sam? You're trash-talking a god? Seriously? 414 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,007 So let's see if we can make up... 415 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,330 ...for seven years of lost time. 416 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,049 Still at full power? Really? 417 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,527 Why'd it take you seven years to track down Prometheus? 418 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,690 - He was hiding. - Hiding from you? 419 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,208 So the god of hunters couldn't find a shack in Montana? 420 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,282 Or maybe it's that you didn't wanna find him? 421 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,249 Good, Sammy. Doing great. 422 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,488 Your dad's gonna kill that kid, you know? 423 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,968 Don't worry, he'll come back. 424 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,330 Unlike you. 425 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,245 He was in love with you, you know. He told us. 426 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,887 You lie. 427 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,521 Okay, sure, yeah. 428 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,324 Believe whatever you want. 429 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,443 No, no, no. Don't pass out on me just yet. 430 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,486 I'm only just getting started. 431 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,240 What did he say to you? 432 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,041 This wasn't the first time he escaped that mountain. 433 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,602 You let him go free as long as you could hide your tryst from the old man. 434 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,410 The hell he said. 435 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,005 His brain is mush. 436 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,690 Oh, yeah? Then how did I know? 437 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,969 What, have you spilled it to anyone? Homer? Hesiod? 438 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,650 Herodotus? 439 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,450 Of course not. You were afraid Big Daddy would find out... 440 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,604 ...that you fell for the person he hates most in this world. 441 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,005 When he saw the zombie article, it forced your hand. 442 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,891 You had to come hunt him down, no matter how much it hurt. 443 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,691 You know what? Go ahead, kill us. 444 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,451 And let your father slaughter that boy. 445 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,924 Over... 446 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,445 ...and over again. 447 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,611 That won't leave a mark. 448 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,050 You like being an immortal, don't you? 449 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,807 Oh, sure, you die every day, but nothing can keep you dead. 450 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,288 It's almost like taking a little nap. 451 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,491 All of your cares and worries disappear for a little while. 452 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:19,047 Well, it's sleepy time, my dear boy. 453 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,848 This has to stop, Father. 454 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,164 Stop? 455 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,451 I'm only just getting started. 456 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,085 You've done enough. 457 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,203 I am doing this for us. 458 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,721 For our kind. 459 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:46,562 He is the reason we're here and not ruling the world. 460 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,685 He is the reason they have forgotten all about us. 461 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,723 Let them go. 462 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,290 All of them. 463 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,164 I am your father... 464 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,047 ...and you will obey me. 465 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,162 You were once my father. 466 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,521 Now you're someone else. 467 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,487 I never get tired of watching you die. 468 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,846 Your boy is going on the mountain. 469 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,284 I'm sorry. 470 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,365 You know what? 471 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,402 How about we go get some ice cream sundaes? 472 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,202 No, I'd like to stay. 473 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,367 Well, uh, here's to that crazy little wild card called love. 474 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,370 How'd you know Artemis had the hots for Prometheus, anyway? 475 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,367 Intuition. 476 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,285 Uh, luck. Heh. 477 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,608 Yeah, well, whatever it was, it worked. 478 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,445 Pretty much. At least the kid's all right. 479 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,811 You know... 480 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,730 ...I'm starting to think maybe I was being naive. 481 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,924 What are you talking about? 482 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:19,763 When I said that I could just will myself into coming out of these trials unscathed. 483 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,409 No, no, no. Stop the sullen emo crap, all right? That's... 484 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,007 - You're not gonna die like Prometheus. - How do you know, Dean? 485 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,290 Bobby? Rufus? Now Prometheus? You think any of them chose death? 486 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,081 No, the life chose for them. 487 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,123 Yeah, well, you promised, okay? 488 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,806 You promised to live a long Clark Griswold life... 489 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,122 ...full of prostate exams and colonoscopies. 490 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,648 All right? You're not welshing on that deal. Not on my watch. 491 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,724 If you die, it's gonna be because of something normal. 492 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,167 - Like a heart attack? - Exactly. 493 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,724 Yeah, eat your burger. 494 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,841 Cass, you got your ears on? 495 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,690 Listen, you know I'm not one for praying... 496 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,682 ...because in my book... 497 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,161 ...it's the same as begging. 498 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,841 But this is about Sam, so I need you to hear me. 499 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,211 We are going into this deal blind... 500 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,522 ...and I don't know what's ahead... 501 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,006 ...or what it's gonna bring for Sam. 502 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,281 Now, he's covering pretty good, but I know that he is hurting. 503 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,804 And this one was supposed to be on me. 504 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,167 So for all that we've been through... 505 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,802 ...I'm asking you... 506 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,329 ...you keep a look out for my little brother, okay? 507 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,847 Where the hell are you, man?