My men brought in a runaway last night.
No ID on her.
Nothing on her, actually, except for a bus ticket out of Nebraska.
My name is Alex.
You're alive because hunters trained the sheriff.
I think the first words out of your mouth should be a "thank you."
You think the vamps are the ones who took her?
You've seen before. Vampires keeping people as pets.
Human feed bags.
Whoa!
- This your family? - Yes.
Where are they?
Claire, I'm not your father.
Those were the first words you ever said to me, remember?
My dad, is he still in there?
No.
Trying to track somebody down. Her name's Amelia.
She's been missing for a few years. She's my mother.
Claire, you are not going out there.
No!
Mom!
- What are you gonna do about Claire? - It's not up to me.
Hey, Dean. Jody Mills.
Jody Mills is good people.
And she'll give you a place to crash until you get back on your feet.
You know, Claire, you go down this path, our path...
Do your homework before you do anything stupid, okay?
And we're here, if you need us. Any time.
It's like tumbleweeds out there. Where is everybody?
Maybe they moved on to their winter humping grounds.
It's freezing.
You wanna get out of here?
No. We finally get the place to ourselves.
You mean you don't like it when the, uh, car next to you
is bumping up and down and you hear groaning?
Nobody can hear us, can they?
Not tonight.
Doug!
What the hell are you doing?
He knows.
Don't you?
Huh?
I swear. I don't know anything. Please.
What are you?
Did you catch us a case?
Uh, no. Uh...
Get this.
Some dude took a picture of a weasel riding a flying woodpecker.
Mid-air. It's kind of nuts.
So, I'm guessing there's nothing on the Amara meter, either.
Uh, no. I'm starting to think that God's psycho sister has gone to ground.
What about you? Hear from Cass?
No. He said he was working on something to draw her out,
but it's been radio silence since he was here.
Yeah. All this quiet is starting to wig me out.
What the hell is that?
That? That's The Elvis.
- Elvis? - Mmm-hmm.
Is that a...
That's a glazed donut. Two, actually. One top-side, one at the bottom.
Now, your inferior versions, they'll just take one donut,
split it right down the middle. Mmm-mmm.
Boom.
All right. Well, uh, hope you enjoy it.
Wow.
You know, there are starving children out there.
Dude, I'm not gonna survive hundreds of monster attacks to get flat-lined
by some double-donut monstrosity that's...
- The Elvis! - Whatever...
How many calories are in that thing?
Hey. Long time. Your Caddyshack review is way overdue.
Yeah, you got it. We're there.
How do you feel about South Dakota?
Hey!
Word on the street is that I'm in the presence of royalty.
Future Prom King and Queen. You guys are in the lead.
No way! No, I mean, yeah, for you, Henry, but not me.
Also, people still do that? I thought it was like an '80s thing.
Oh, yeah. There's crowns and everything.
Come on, let's have fun with it. I'll wear the dress, you wear the tux.
You don't have the boobs for my dress.
What? Come on. Look at those things.
- Hey, Mr. P! - Alex.
You ready for the test tomorrow?
So not.
Well, lucky you've got 18 hours to prep. Good times.
- See ya. - See ya.
Oh, my God. Chem lab? I fell asleep in a pool of my own drool.
Oh, and Coach is calling double practice tomorrow.
Midfield needs serious tightening.
What?
Just...
You're killing it out there.
Shut up.
Fitting right in.
The Winchesters?
Why would they be here?
I didn't put up the bat signal.
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
- Jody. Hey. - Hi.
- Let me help you out. - Oh, thank you!
- Yeah, sure. - Come here.
- It has been too long. - Hey.
Yeah. Clearly, it's been too long, because Alex, that is you, right?
I don't look that different.
It's amazing what you can accomplish
when you spend two hours in the bathroom every morning.
Since when are you even up in the morning? I'm surprised you're awake now.
Hey! I'm pretty sure the guys didn't come here to watch you two kill each other.
Is everything okay?
I didn't accidentally butt-dial you or anything, did I?
I called. About the monsters that you refuse to believe are monsters.
Oh, you've gotta be kidding...
If you'd checked in with me, I could've saved you a trip.
Well, we figured we owed you a visit.
And you know what? Actually, I could use the backup.
- Let me have that. - Yeah?
I'm gonna go put another chicken on. You settle in.
Might wanna make it two. That's good.
- Yeah. - I’m starving.
Mmm.
Oh, this bird is fantastic.
Mmm.
And when you mix it up with the potatoes and the, the beans...
You guys eat like this every day?
It's just chicken.
It's shaped like chicken. Not a patty, or a nugget.
Can we get to the case?
Three people are missing.
There is no evidence that they didn't skip town on their own.
Two of them were runaways, one was a homeless guy.
He was last seen at Brayden Point. I've been stalking it out.
- Yeah. - Dude.
There's plenty left. Brayden Point?
Yeah, it's where the kids go to make out.
And yes, there's about four pounds left on the stove.
Guys, there's something out there.
People are reporting animals they've never seen before.
Things stalking their front yards that disappear.
This is according to the... Hey! Put it back.
Neighborhood crime blogs that Claire has been reading.
They're eyewitness accounts.
Well, we've hunted on less.
What else you got?
Uh, I'm working on it.
Claire did catch a werewolf.
Oh, right, it turned out to be a German shepherd with rabies.
And before that was the "vampire."
A councilwoman into erotic cosplay.
I didn't know what cosplay was before that.
Super embarrassing for the whole force.
Wow. You've been busy.
I've been hunting.
AKA menacing innocent people.
Claire has a whole string of assaults racked up.
The only reason she's not sitting in jail right now is that I'm the sheriff.
Fine, I've been wrong. But this time, I know there's a monster.
Can we stop talking about monsters and hunting?
What about real life?
Real life? Okay.
Yeah, sure. Let's get real.
You and Henry settle on a weekend yet?
What?
When you're sneaking out to Jody's cabin to screw yourselves silly.
Oh. Here we go.
Um, we're not... You're completely insane.
You might want to clear your GChats before you commit to that.
This seems like family business.
Sit. Stay.
Um...
Alex, anything you want to say?
Nope.
Okay, uh, well, um, I may have
definitely seen birth control pills in your backpack.
- Oh, we're going there. - Okay.
Oh, my God.
Hey, if we can't talk about it, we shouldn't be doing it, right?
Right?
What?
Okay. I'm not going to tell you that you are too young to be having sex. Or you.
Who's she gonna have sex with? She doesn't talk to anybody.
Hey. Um, what I will tell you is that
birth control pills are useless against STDs.
Whoever you are with needs to suit up. Every time. Always.
No pulling up the drawbridge early.
On, I get it!
And don't expect the guy, as much as I love Henry,
to always show up packing. Am I right?
- What? - Seriously?
Okay, stop. We haven't done anything yet! I'm just...
Trying to be prepared.
Great. Um...
We need some more mashed potatoes, right?
Mashed pota... I'm just gonna... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get some more potatoes. Potatoes.
- This is fun. - Yeah.
Nice ambush in there.
Hey, you guys crashed my pad first.
Well, we thought we were gonna be helping you with monsters,
not birth control.
Welcome to my world.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love those girls, but...
Man, I am hanging on by my fingertips.
The last guy Claire pegged as a monster? She held a sword to his throat.
He is hell-bent on pressing charges.
I gotta be honest. I thought it was gonna be Alex with the, uh, adjustment issues.
Oh, yeah. It was rough going there for a bit, too.
This year, everything clicked.
She's dating the most popular guy in school, for gosh sake.
Yeah, I know. I barely recognized her.
Yeah, but even there,
I feel like I should be teaching her about boyfriends and relationships.
Stuff a mom would teach her.
Yeah. Sammy and I could've benefitted from a little of that.
Yeah, but I'm not Alex's mom. I'm not Claire's mom. I didn't raise them.
I don't have that history with them.
We can talk to Claire. And then we'll get her to settle down.
It's not just Claire bustin' heads.
- There's more? - Yeah.
She started college, but she hasn't been to classes for weeks.
She doesn't have any friends.
She spends all her time trolling for cases and reading lore.
Sounds kinda creepy when you put it like that.
I've got nothing against hunting.
But if she's hiding in it because she doesn't have anything else...
I'm just worried about her being so alone.
Well, I'll put Sammy on it.
Yeah, he's better with the whole "talking" thing anyway.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
Come in.
- Claire. - Hey.
- You, uh, got a minute? - Yeah.
Looks like you and I have the same decorating philosophy.
It's not like I need the Biebs on my wall.
I was thinking tomorrow we could go to the families
of the people who disappeared,
and, like, see if there's any connection between them.
Right. Um...
About that. Claire...
I know how it can be.
The hunter life consumes you.
There's no nine-to-five, you start seeing monsters at every Quik Mart in town.
So you think I'm nuts?
No, of course not.
What I'm saying is, I'm not sure you have a case.
And lately, it seems like you've spent a lot of time
hunting monsters that weren't there.
What is that supposed to mean?
You wouldn't be the first hunter who was trying to escape something.
And what am I escaping, exactly, aside from mind-numbing boredom?
You tell me. I mean, how are things with Jody and Alex?
And I'm not taking sides. I'm just trying to understand what's going on.
They're not trying to make me feel bad. I mean, Alex is, she hates me.
But, um...
Sometimes I just feel like I'm a little late to the Jody and Alex show.
Yeah.
Well, they have been through some heavy crap together.
Maybe it's time I just head out on my own.
Be a full-fledged hunter.
Claire, I absolutely understand the need to hunt.
Believe me, I do.
But the monsters are always going to be there.
On and on, forever.
But a chance at a family, a home, school?
That won't be.
Yeah.
Come on, we're gonna be late.
"Come on, we're gonna be late."
I wanna catch Mr. P before the test.
Victim's name is Stephen Phelps. He was a math teacher.
Alex's favorite, actually.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Phelps was found hanging upside-down from the top of the flagpole, duct-taped.
Looks like his neck had been snapped first.
- Any witnesses? - Only the lucky custodian who found him.
So, how did the killer get Phelps up there in the first place?
Unless he had his own firetruck.
Yeah. So, our killer climbs up 20 feet
with this guy on his back and then duct-tapes him?
Yeah, and why?
We found this around the flagpole, if it means anything.
I already sent a sample to the lab.
What else do you know about Phelps?
Just that he was a damn fine teacher. He really helped Alex out, I know that.
I knew it. So, what are we dealing with? Demons? Ghost possession...
Claire, this is a crime scene. You can't be here.
Oh, but the fake FBI can?
Hey.
Keep your voice down.
Come here. Come here.
I was trying to work the case. The case everyone said wasn't real.
And you know what? You were right, okay?
There is something unnatural going on here.
But you can’t just walk up in front of a bunch of officers and demand
that the sheriff give you details on a murder investigation.
- Can we talk about the body now? - Oh, I'm not even near finished.
You need to show Jody a little respect.
She did you a huge solid by taking you in. She got you set up with school...
I don't want to go to school.
Nobody wants to go to school, Claire. It's school.
Exactly.
My point is, she's been busting her ass to get you set up with a life.
She's feeding you... Hell, you got a nicer room than I do now.
She kept you out of jail.
I never asked her to.
And that's what I'm talking about. You need to act like you give a crap.
You need to appreciate what that woman's do...
They canceled school. So we're gonna hang out, I guess.
Hang out, huh?
Hmm.
Yeah. Okay, then.
Oh, yeah. He got the message.
Damn right he did.
I'm sure.
Where are you go... People walking away from me!
You know the FBI?
Jody does.
Was there anyone that Mr. Phelps had run-ins with recently?
Staff, parents, students?
No, not that I know of. Parents would bake brownies for that man.
Well, okay, well, we're gonna wanna, um, interview staff and students.
As well as have access to personnel records.
Whatever you need. We gotta catch that bastard.
Turn his insides out and string him up.
Glad you're on our side.
Well, I raise the flag in the morning, uh,
and he's stuck up there, like a bug on a stick.
I thought it was a prank at first, but, uh...
Like it was a dummy or something like that, but...
It wasn't.
Did you know Mr. Phelps?
Seen him around.
Have you noticed anything weird
or out of the ordinary going on at the school lately?
You mean, weirder than a dead teacher taped to the top of a flagpole, or...
Before you discovered Mr. Phelps,
had you noticed any unusual sights or sounds or smells?
Smells. Yeah.
I mean, this place always stinks.
Kids are slobs.
But I do the best that I can, but...
Mr. Weiler, you don't seem too upset
about the graphic scene you came upon this morning.
Well, I mean, what can I tell you? I mean, I didn't know the guy.
And where were you last night, and earlier this morning, before you found the body?
This is confidential, right?
I was passed out at the Blind Donkey.
Hey. This place is bigger than it looks.
Checked every classroom, every office, every hallway, and every bathroom.
- And I deserve hazard pay for that. - And?
Nothing. No EMF, no hex bags, no sulfur.
The only thing I found were a couple of teachers making out in a break room.
Ah. Well, you got more than I did. Not one witness.
Oh, the custodian, there's definitely something up with him. He's squirrelly.
Well, teacher of the year gets run up the flagpole and nobody knows squat?
Something's going on here.
You okay? I know you were tight with Mr. Phelps.
He thought I was super smart.
He said I should ditch soccer and join the math team.
You are super smart.
What he must've gone through...
Nobody should die like that.
People are messed up.
Never thought we'd have an actual psychopath here in Sioux Falls.
There are awful things out there.
What do you mean?
Henry...
I wasn't always this girl.
Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like, "That's me?"
Yeah, you said you had to run away from home.
Jody took you in.
You should know, I've done some really bad things.
Let me out!
Hurt people.
You got any idea what I'm about to do to you?
Yeah. I do.
Nothing.
What the...
I should have told you before.
Everybody's done stuff they're ashamed of.
I mean... There was this one kid we all tortured in middle school.
I can't even think about it.
Alex, hey.
I don't care.
Whatever it is you did, I don't, okay?
And you never have to tell me anything if you don't want to.
- Hey. - Yo.
Got the results back on that fiber from the crime scene.
- And? - Asbestos.
- Asbestos? - Yeah.
So, our killer's fire-retardant. What does that mean?
Well, not much yet.
And Weiler, the janitor, his alibi checks out.
Well, his social security number does not.
It belongs to Mamie Garcia, who died in 1988.
And Weiler started at Marshall a few months ago,
when the disappearances started.
The ones I said were supernatural in the first place.
Yes, we know. You keep reminding us.
So, we need to talk to this Mr. Weiler again.
Okay. I'm gonna run his ID photo through the database.
I'm coming with you. I have a fed suit, and I can be your new agent trainee.
Okay, hold on there, Quantico.
You and I are leaving in a half an hour. The Registrar, remember?
Reschedule it.
Again? Uh-uh. You are going to beg him to let you re-enroll. Tonight.
When there's a killer out there?
Hey.
I feel like a total ass-hat. Who dresses like this?
There is a reason why murderers put on monkey suits
when they go in front of a judge.
Jody!
I always thought you were the pretty one.
And a fake address. I'm loving this guy.
Hey, what's up?
Dean. You need...
Jody?
Jody!
Claire!
I'll check the house.
Damn it!
Nothing, no one.
- It's Claire's knife. - Yeah.
So, whatever it was, it was lying in wait for them when they left.
This is Agent Noon.
No, I have not seen the sheriff, either.
I'd be happy to pass on the information.
I'm just here with my partner. What do you got?
- They identified the custodian. - Okay.
A Richard Beesom. He's a trucker out of O'Neill, Nebraska.
He's been missing for three years.
Thank you.
His family was found exsanguinated, throats ripped out.
- He's a vampire? - Yeah.
O'Neill. Isn't that where Alex was from? Where her nest was?
So, what? Beesom was part of Alex's old nest?
He came here looking for Alex, and then found Jody and Claire instead?
I don't know. Something still doesn't sit right.
We gotta warn Alex.
Yeah. Uh, you pick her up, I'll go check Beesom's office.
There's bound to be something there.
Hey, where are you? I'm coming to get you.
I'm at 50's on Lake.
Okay. Sit tight till I get there. Do not go off by yourself.
What's going on?
The custodian at your school. He's a vamp.
Oh, my God, no...
Listen to me. I'll be there in five minutes.
Don't move. You understand?
Yeah.
- Who was that? - You need to go.
What do you mean?
You need to get away from me. Now. Just leave me here.
I can't let you go.
Come on!
Hey.
Alex is gone.
Dean, listen. I just found an old school map.
Uh, there's a building. It used to be the pool.
They closed it down because it had asbestos.
That has to be where Beesom took 'em.
I'm 15 minutes away.
All right. Uh, it's at the east end of the school, across Menlo.
I'm heading there now.
Those are the bodies that went missing.
Just a little takeout.
Waiting for trash day.
You were right.
What are we here for?
No... No...
What the hell is this?
Your whole life.
How's this for a family reunion, huh?
Would've invited my own, but they died a couple years ago.
Do you know how?
You figured out who I am?
I don't know you.
You don't remember? Wow.
You took my life, and you don't remember?
Three years ago. Nebraska.
Some sleazebag was taking you home outside of a bar, and I chased him off.
You see, you were so young.
And I could see that you didn't want anything to do with the guy.
I mean, I thought maybe some pimp was working you.
I gave you a few twenties and told you I would drive you home.
I do remember you.
Oh. Oh, good.
You remember how you didn't say a word, all the way there?
Is this your house?
And then they came.
Hey. What... Whoa!
Oh!
A whole starving pack tore into me.
They drank me alive. They turned me!
Leave her alone! She had no choice!
That is when the real fun began!
Because I went home to tell my wife what happened,
but see, I was covered in blood.
My own blood, which made me crazy, starving.
I lost control. I gutted her...
And my boy.
I'm so sorry. They, they made me.
You could have left me outside that bar.
I tried to help you.
I was a good man!
And you know, the only thing that kept me going was the knowledge
That I would find you one day, and I would make you pay.
You see, Rich was tracking you for months, Alex. Yeah, he's been watching you.
What for?
Well, I was just gonna kill you outright,
but of course, you were just so miserable and alone,
it would've been a mercy killing. Right?
I wanted you to be happy first.
I wanted you to have something precious, so that I could take it from you.
So, he turned the most popular kid in school
and sent me after you. I'd build you up...
And I would chop you right down, piece by piece.
I'll take your teacher,
your boyfriend, your family, and then I'll feed you to my nest.
Nothing, none of it was real?
Seriously, Al?
You were a complete freak.
I mean, you were an angry loner, creeping around the school
like some kind of Trench Coat Mafia.
You're gonna burn in hell, you sociopath.
I could never date someone like you.
Stop it!
Uh-uh-uh!
Don't mess with this one.
Henry's got a real mean streak in him.
This one couldn’t just kill Mr. Phelps,
he had to run him up the flagpole for the whole school to salute.
Well, she saw him, didn't she?
You brought a lot of cops.
But Henry's young. He'll learn.
Get off me!
- They know we're here! - No!
- Those FBI, they're hunters! - No.
They know that you killed Phelps!
And they killed Alex's entire nest. Just ask her.
It's true. They're coming for you.
- Shut up! - Ow!
Henry, the killing and running all the time, you don't want that.
What? You did this! You did this to all of us.
You are gonna watch everyone you love die.
Check your intel, you pig. Alex hates me.
I'll help you.
Let them go and I'll lure for you.
You know how good I am. I kept a whole nest alive for eight years.
And you can feed on me when the hunting goes dry.
And it goes dry, I know.
I might take you up on that.
No!
Sam!
- No!
Whoo!
Claire!
No one's gonna save you.
- Did you drink their blood? - No.
- Ow! Dean! - Jody.
Ow!
It had to be the leg. I'm gonna need bionics.
Come here.
He's all yours now.
I should've tapped that when I had the chance.
Keep dreaming about me.
Yeah, I thought I smelled burning bacon.
- You two cooked? - Uh, we tried.
The pancakes might be a little raw.
We wanted to do something for you.
Okay, stop looking at me like that. I feel like Tiny Tim.
I'm sorry he hurt you. Both of you.
Hey. We're fine.
We're in three whole pieces, more or less. It's okay.
It's not okay. He almost killed you for what I did.
It's for what those vamps did.
You were a kid. You had to do whatever they said.
Alex,
you were ready to give up your life for us.
That's goodness.
And that's what's scary about family.
It gives you so much to lose.
You don't have to worry. I know what I have.
You should've seen Jody take out that vamp.
She would've taken a bullet for me.
Does that mean you're gonna make her life less hellish?
I solemnly swear not to hunt like a dumb-ass.
Jody said that she's gonna teach me to vet leads and teach me how to investigate.
She thinks I'm going to get myself killed.
- You all right? - Yeah. Uh, thanks.
Dude, we got ribs. And two tubs of sauce, 'cause you're not touching mine.
- Yes. - Made them for dinner last night.
Didn't get to eat it, what with the multiple kidnappings and all.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- One second. - Mmm.
Hey.
You gonna be all right?
Yeah. School on Monday.
You're just gonna go take a bio quiz
and pretend like you didn't almost get slaughtered?
You're not giving up hunting, are you?
Hell, no.
Alex, other vamps may come for you.
I know. And I'll be ready.
And when I get my life together, I might be moving on.
Alex, you don't have to leave to protect us.
That's not why.
I can't be around what you all are doing...
The things you're fighting.
So, you're gonna be all right, now that you're outnumbered again?
As long as everyone wears a condom, we'll be fine.
I want that bumper sticker.
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