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- It's Halloween, man.
- For us, every day is Halloween.

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Samhain is the damn origin
of Halloween.

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Celts believe that October 31st
was the one night of the year

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when the veil was thinnest
between the living and the dead.

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- We should have one this year.
- Have one, what?

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A Christmas.

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Ah, we'll get a tree,
a little Boston Market.

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Just like when we were little.

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It's Valentine's Day.
Your favorite holiday, remember?

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I mean, what you always call it,
"Unattached Drifter Christmas"?

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Your people call them cupid.
He's actually a lower order of angel.

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Technically, it's a cherub, third class.

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Yes. yes, yes!

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- Is this a fight? Are we gonna fight?
- This is their handshake.

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What was that?

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The future. We're bonded.

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- You're the one who set me free.
- No, that was an accident.

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- You and I will be together.
- No, that's not gonna happen.

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We will become one.
Why wouldn't you want that?

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Here, honey. Let me.

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Thanks, babe.

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As handsome as the day I met you.

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Doesn't Staci know to knock?
She'll wake Teagan!

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Sorry. I remembered after I rang.

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So, where is Melissa?

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She's getting ready.

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Ew. I can taste her mom lipstick.

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You're telling her tonight, right?

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- It's Valentine's Day.
- So?

30
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So, that's heartless.

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- Can't we talk about this later?
- I’m tired of waiting.

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Look, I told you, it's not that simple.

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Mel and I, we've been together
since we were your age.

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We have a house. A baby.
We have a whole life together.

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Dan! Don't you get it? That's what I want.

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- Either tell her tonight, or...
- Or what?

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Melissa! You look so pretty!

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I love your lipstick.

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Thanks. You ready?

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Mmm-hmm.

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I would like to apologize
for being so insensitive...

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You scared the hell out of me.

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What are you doing here?

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Mmm. That feels good.

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Morning.

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Mmm.

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Is that a hickey?

48
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And?

49
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It was Valentine's Day.

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- Well...
- Can't help it if I'm a hopeless romantic.

51
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You got half of that right.

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Just doing my civic duty.

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Helping all the single ladies.

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You know, the best thing
about February 14th?

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You don't have to be Mr. Right.
Just Mr. Right Now.

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It's classy.

57
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Yeah. What'd you do, judgy?

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Curl up in your Snuggie?
Watch Fifty Shades on cable?

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Yeah... No.

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Check this out.

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Staci Altman, 19-year-old babysitter

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from Hudson, Ohio,
was murdered last night.

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Well, that blows.

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But if her name's not Amara...

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How is that us?

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Because her heart was ripped out.

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- On Valentine's Day? Mmm.
- Yeah.

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Was it like an ironic werewolf?

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All right. Let's check it out.
But, first, I need bacon.

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No, first, you need a shower.

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- Is it?
- Yeah.

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You're not wrong.

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It's like we told the cops.
Staci came over around 6:00,

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we went to dinner,
and by the time we got home...

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We got home.
We found Staci in the living room

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in a pool of blood
and Teagan, in her crib, hysterical.

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It was awful.

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Can you think of any reason
why somebody would wanna hurt Staci?

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No. Staci was super sweet
and popular and pretty...

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Anyone who met her, fell in love with her.

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Well, maybe it was a crime of passion.

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Did Staci have any crazy ex-boyfriends?

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No, not that I know of.

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Honey?

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Why would I have any idea?

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Was anything stolen?

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Any chance it may have been
a robbery gone wrong?

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I don't think so.
I mean, nothing was missing

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except for the nanny cam
in the living room.

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Thank you for your time.

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- Give us a call if something comes up.
- Okay. Thank you.

92
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Hey, is it just me
or is that guy acting a bit hinky?

93
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

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Let's split up. You drop me at the morgue
and you can hit Dan at the office.

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Yeah, and maybe he'll be a little bit
more open without his wifey around.

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Yeah.

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Based on the autopsy, the vic was
conscious when her heart was ripped out.

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Wouldn't want
a front row seat to that show.

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Any ideas what could've done this?

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Typically? I'd assume animal attack.

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- In a house?
- Exactly. Plus, no claw marks.

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I'll be honest with you, Agent.

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Been doing this for some 20 odd years
and I'm stumped.

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Thanks.

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Someone's here to see you, Mr. Harper.
FBI. An Agent Weller?

106
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Send him in, please.

107
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Please have a seat, Agent.
What can I help you with?

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I need you to be straight with me, Dan.

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Uh, not sure what you mean, Agent.

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Oh, I think you do.

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I think you're hiding something.

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And you didn't want to talk about it
in front of your wife.

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You shtupping the babysitter.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, don't act all fake-offended.

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I'm actually tryin'
to help you out here, okay?

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Now, personally,
I don't give a rat's ass who you screw.

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But I would just hate
for your extracurricular activities

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to get you involved
in a federal murder investigation.

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Or I could just go talk to your wife.

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I wanna be straight with you, Agent.

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I really do. But I can't.

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- Sure you can.
- No, really.

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I mean, it's just too damn weird.
You'd never believe me.

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Try me.

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Let me guess, the missing nanny cam?

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I was having an affair with Staci.

128
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I only took the nanny cam
because she kissed me in front of it.

129
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I forgot the damn thing was there.

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Anyway, I was going to erase it
as soon as we got home.

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But then, we found Staci's body.

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Melissa went upstairs to the baby and I...

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Ran for the cam?

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I know, it was a dick move.

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But I also know the cam
must've recorded the murder.

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As soon as I erased the kiss,
I was gonna turn it over to the cops.

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I swear.

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Until I saw what was on it...

139
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I know that's me,
but I swear it wasn't me.

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I would never hurt Staci. I loved her.

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I was at dinner the entire time.
If you don't believe me, ask Melissa,

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or the waiter.

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Or any of the 75 other people
that were there.

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You gotta believe me.

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Relax. I do.

146
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You do?

147
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I need you to sit tight.

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Keep a lid on this
for the time being. Okay?

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- Yo.
- Hey.

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Find anything?

151
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Uh, yeah. Jack.
Absolutely nothing points to werewolf.

152
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Well.  Step aside, Urkel.

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It was Dan that stole the nanny cam.

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Why?

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He was shtupping the sitter.

156
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Hmm.

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Wait a sec.

158
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I thought Dan was at dinner with Melissa.

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That's not Dan.

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Shapeshifter.

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Yahtzee.

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Is it okay if I head out?

163
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Yeah.

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Are you okay, Mr. Harper?

165
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I'm happy to stay if you need me.

166
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Or maybe you should go home?
Be with your family?

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I'll be okay, Gladys.
You have a good night.

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Okay.

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Excuse me.

170
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Did you forget something?

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Staci?

172
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Uh-huh.

173
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What the hell is going on?

174
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I want you to give me your heart.

175
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You're dead. This isn't...

176
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I saw your heart
ripped out of your chest!

177
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Please. What are you doing?

178
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What do you want?

179
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You were the last person
to see your boss alive.

180
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Did you notice anything unusual?

181
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Nothing unusual, per se.
Just kind of rude.

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This young girl, brunette, buxom.
Couldn't have been more than 19,

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barreled out of the elevator
as I was leaving. Nearly knocked me over.

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Is this her?

185
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Yeah, that's the girl.

186
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Thank you for your time, ma'am.

187
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Well, confirms we're dealing
with a shifter.

188
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Yeah, who's upping his game
by impersonating dead people.

189
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,555
- I'm guessing it's the wife.
- Yeah.

190
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I'm so sorry for your loss.

191
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:18,402
I just can't believe it.
I mean, how is this even possible?

192
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That's what we're trying to figure out.
Where's the baby?

193
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She's with my mom.

194
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I hate to have to ask this, but
I need to ask you a difficult question.

195
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Okay.

196
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Were you aware that your husband
was having an affair with your babysitter?

197
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Yes.

198
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I knew.

199
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I know what you're thinking,

200
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jealous wife kills her cheating husband.

201
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,277
But that couldn't be further
from the truth.

202
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,606
I loved Dan. I still do.

203
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,109
It may sound pathetic,

204
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but I thought we still had a chance.

205
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,188
Well, thank you for your time.

206
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,121
We'll leave you alone,
let you get some rest.

207
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,626
Yeah, before we go,

208
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,130
do you mind just writing down a phone
number where we can get ahold of you?

209
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,915
In case we have any more questions.

210
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,583
Sure.

211
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And, if anything strange
or out of the ordinary comes up,

212
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don't hesitate to call.

213
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,936
We're staying at the motel on Main Street.

214
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Thanks.

215
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,325
All right, so Melissa's not the shifter.

216
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,706
- We're back to square zilch.
- I need a beer.

217
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491
Regroup. Maybe get lucky.

218
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,705
Didn't you just get lucky?

219
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,040
That was in Kansas.
What do you say, you with me?

220
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,331
Scrape a few hearts off the barroom floor?

221
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,588
Ah, I think I'll pass.
I'm gonna hit the lore, but you go be you.

222
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,294
Suit yourself.

223
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,334
Hey. It's me. I think I messed up.

224
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,595
I don't know what happened
but something went wrong.

225
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,766
And now Dan is dead
and the FBI are asking questions.

226
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,060
Just call me back. ASAP.

227
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,671
Who's there?

228
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,893
Agents? Is that you?

229
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,493
Honey? Let me in.

230
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,455
Baby. It's me.

231
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,248
No, it's not!

232
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,380
Honey, please let me in.

233
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I love you.

234
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,294
Oh!

235
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,194
Don't worry, honey.
I'm not going to hurt you.

236
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,441
I'm your husband.

237
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,317
- Hey, any luck?
- No.

238
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,270
- You?
- Nah.

239
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,365
Hey, what's a "dad bod"?

240
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,289
Hey, there.

241
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,923
- Everything okay?
- No, Dan tried to kill me.

242
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,588
Dan, your dead husband, Dan?

243
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:41,634
You told me to come to you if anything
strange or out of the ordinary happened.

244
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,725
Well, it did.
And I think it's all my fault.

245
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,856
Okay, why don't you sit down? Come on.

246
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:53,822
I swear, I really did love Dan.
Maybe a little too much.

247
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:55,814
I just...

248
00:21:56,190 --> 00:22:00,411
I wanted him to love me back.
So I got some advice.

249
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,248
And I confided in my hairdresser
about the affair...

250
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,667
Wait, women actually do that?

251
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,413
She told me that there was a way
to get him back.

252
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,463
I knew she dabbled in stuff.

253
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,588
Wait a second, what kind of stuff
are you talking about here?

254
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,590
She calls herself

255
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,842
a White Witch.

256
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,766
Listen, I don't know if you believe in
that sort of thing, I normally don't,

257
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,931
but I was desperate.

258
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,059
Let me guess? She gave you a spell?

259
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,857
Yes. A Return to Love spell.

260
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,694
All I had to do was chant it,

261
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,155
and seal it with a kiss.

262
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,958
But I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.

263
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:52,038
I swear, I just wanted my husband back.

264
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,250
Do you happen to have
a copy of the spell on you?

265
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,924
Oh, my... Yes, yes!

266
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,606
Wow. Okay. For starters?

267
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,645
Not a spell.

268
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,811
More like an Aramaic Curse.

269
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,229
- What?
- This?

270
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,074
Roughly translates to the Kiss of Death.

271
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,534
I swear she never told me that.

272
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,240
What does the lore say?

273
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,046
As far as I can tell, there is no lore.

274
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,874
My best guess is this was
the White Witch's home cooking.

275
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,918
Terrific. All right, so what do we know?
Um...

276
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,959
- If you kiss someone, then they die?
- I guess.

277
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,420
Wait a second, you didn't kiss Staci?

278
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,840
No. Of course not.

279
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,887
No, but Dan did.

280
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,891
So the curse is transmittable?

281
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,722
Like a magic STD.

282
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,692
Okay. That works. Kind of makes you
nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.

283
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,311
Oh, God.

284
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,857
I killed Dan and Staci...

285
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,531
You didn't kill anyone.
This is all on that witch.

286
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:10,040
Riddle me this. Why did Staci die first,
if she was kissed second?

287
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:14,420
I don't know. Maybe you're safe
if you can pass the curse on?

288
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,548
Yeah, and then if that person dies,
then it comes back to you?

289
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,626
I mean, that would make sense.
That would explain

290
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,948
why whatever this is,
is working its way back to Melissa.

291
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,504
I'm sorry, I'm confused.

292
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,426
Yeah, because it's freaking confusing.

293
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,512
Look, the long and short,
it's like a game of hot potato.

294
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,269
You gotta keep paying it forward.
If you don't, you die.

295
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,814
Melissa. This curse started with you...

296
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,203
Now, I think it wants to end with you.

297
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,739
Don't worry.
Okay, we're not gonna let that happen.

298
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,172
What the hell did you do?

299
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,217
Come on, let's just go.

300
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,090
I'd say that went pretty well.
What do you think?

301
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,338
Wait a second. Are you serious?

302
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,927
You think it's a good idea
to give yourself a fatal curse?

303
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,091
Hold that.

304
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,015
Well, target's off her back, ain't it?

305
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,480
I'm just saying, you don't have
to do this. Be the guinea pig.

306
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:00,977
- What?
- The martyr.

307
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,479
Trying to carry the weight by yourself.
Do this!

308
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,817
I'm gonna be fine. Okay?

309
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,654
As long as I'm good, she's good,
and that's the important thing.

310
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,739
Besides, it proved our theory, didn't it?

311
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,746
That this whole Kiss of Death curse
is transmittable?

312
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,125
I'm not asking for the Nobel here
but, you know, thank you.

313
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,460
- How long do you think we have?
- I don 't know.

314
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,593
It's not like this thing
is exactly following the pattern.

315
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,471
I don't even know
what I'm looking for here.

316
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,423
But we got out of there pretty quick,
so maybe...

317
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,007
What was that?

318
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,222
Uh, we think it was something called
a shapeshifter

319
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:38,309
but it can't be because I pumped the thing
full of silver and it didn't even flinch.

320
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,352
What kind of FBI agents are you?

321
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,196
The fake kind.

322
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,482
- We're hunters.
- Hunters?

323
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:52,370
Look, all you need to know is that we save
people like you from things like that.

324
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,077
Even if it's not a shapeshifter,
it's still shifting shapes.

325
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,287
If we can figure out what it is,
we can find out how to kill it.

326
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,793
All right, what do you know
about the White Witch?

327
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,997
Um, not much. Her name is Sonja,

328
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,756
she's kind of weird.

329
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,460
I don't know. She's only been
my hairdresser for a couple of months.

330
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,752
You know where she lives?

331
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,049
Not a clue.

332
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,452
Where'd she give you the spell?

333
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,178
In the basement of her salon.

334
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,940
"The Art of Dyeing."

335
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,238
Well, can't say she didn't warn you.

336
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,614
All right. Just keep the doors locked
and stay put until we get back.

337
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,278
Unless Sonja shows up.

338
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,576
Then use this on her.

339
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,336
It won't kill her,
but it'll slow her down.

340
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,956
Are you serious? I can't stab anyone!

341
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,080
- Come on.
- Listen to me.

342
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,001
Sonja's not just "anyone.“

343
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,301
She is a wicked witch, who offed
your husband and tried to kill you.

344
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,539
So if she shows up here,
you punch her, you stab her,

345
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,425
you drop a freaking house on her
if you have to.

346
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,991
Witch-killing bullets.

347
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,831
We gotta come up
with a better name than that.

348
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:44,686
Hey.

349
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,798
Locked cabinet.

350
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,010
- Looky there.
- Hey, hey.

351
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,564
All right.

352
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,826
Got it. All right, looks like
we're dealing with a Qareen.

353
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,125
Never heard of it.

354
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,456
It's a "creature, corporeal in form,
a slave to your commands."

355
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,416
Like a genie?

356
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,549
I guess. Here we go, someone chants
the curse and lays a wet one on you,

357
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,090
then the victim is seduced
and killed by the Qareen.

358
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,304
But instead of taking
the form of Barbara Eden,

359
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,595
they present themselves
as your deepest, darkest desire.

360
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:09,483
Makes sense why sitter was killed by
the husband and the husband by the sitter.

361
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,649
Yeah, and why Melissa was attacked by Dan.
She really loved him.

362
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:16,064
What?

363
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,031
You know the silver lining
about being cursed?

364
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,369
I'll finally get some face time
with Daisy Duke.

365
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,413
My deepest, darkest desire.

366
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,745
- Seriously?
- Ever since I was seven.

367
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,164
So Bach. Not Simpson.

368
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,128
Eh. Guess I wouldn't say no to either.

369
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,418
All right, how do we kill it?

370
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,546
By stabbing it in its heart.

371
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:45,303
Uh, well, given that it's got a giant hole
in its chest, does it even have a heart?

372
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:46,678
Apparently not in him.

373
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,099
The person who possesses the Qareen's
heart is the one who commands it.

374
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,359
So, Sonja, the hairdresser.

375
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,525
All right, let's find us a heart.
I'll take upstairs.

376
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:56,772
Ah.

377
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,212
- Whatever, I'm going upstairs.
- Okay.

378
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,742
You find anything?

379
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,304
I understand, Dean.

380
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,765
Is that right?

381
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:32,269
The longing in your heart. I feel it, too.

382
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:50,529
Well, that's touching.
Considering that you don't have a heart...

383
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,124
Qareen.

384
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,303
I'm guessing you're not really FBI.

385
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,969
You're what? A hunter?

386
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,394
And you're a witch.
Hocking death curses as love spells.

387
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,811
Someone has to punish these men.

388
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:25,072
You know the only thing worse
than a cheating man

389
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,483
is one who gets away with it.

390
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,447
Wow.

391
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,321
You're practically a feminist.

392
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,997
Who I am doesn't matter.

393
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:43,381
The real question is who are you?

394
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,834
What do you mean who am I?

395
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,677
You're a mystery.

396
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:52,425
I can see inside your heart.

397
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,806
Feel the love you feel,

398
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,227
except it's cloaked in shame.

399
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:08,198
When it comes to this,
you can't help yourself.

400
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,861
So why fight it?

401
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,249
Just give in.

402
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,915
Why hurt Melissa?
She only wanted to save her marriage.

403
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,879
They all do.

404
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,591
Hundreds of heartbroken women come to me,

405
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,052
but they never learn.
I mean, a month, a year,

406
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,966
however long later, they all come back.

407
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,227
Same story, different man.

408
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,520
So you tweaked the curse?

409
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,233
Now it not only punishes the cheaters,

410
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:47,066
but the foolish women who want them back.

411
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,073
Guess I'm just weeding out the idiots.

412
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:52,943
And you're next.

413
00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,531
Yeah, you know what? You're right.

414
00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,494
The real Amara does have a hold on me,

415
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:05,710
but you are nothing but a cheap imitation.

416
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:34,367
Sonja! Stop!

417
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,791
Please. Enough is enough!

418
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:39,431
Dean?

419
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:43,520
- Yeah!
- It's over. I got it.

420
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,555
- Yeah?
- It's done.

421
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,895
- You good?
- Yeah.

422
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,526
- You good?
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

423
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:18,214
So are you gonna keep me
in suspense here or what?

424
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,722
About what?

425
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,593
Who was it? Bach or Simpson?

426
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:25,728
Neither.

427
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,279
It was Amara.

428
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,533
That surprise you?

429
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,122
That doesn't surprise you?

430
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,502
- Honestly?
- "Honestly?"

431
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:53,878
What, you seriously think the sister
of God is my deepest, darkest desire?

432
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:55,800
- She isn't?
- No!

433
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,754
- She can't be.
- Why not?

434
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,347
Why? Because if she was
then that means I'm...

435
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,473
It means you're what?

436
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,259
Complicit? Weak? Evil?

437
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,307
- For starters, yeah.
- Dean...

438
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:12,276
Do you honestly think
you ever had a choice in the matter?

439
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,477
She's the sister of God.

440
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:18,357
And for some reason she picked you,
and that sucks,

441
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:21,739
but if you think I'm going to blame you
or judge you?

442
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,740
I'm not.

443
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,785
You know that I want her ass dead.

444
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,291
Yes, of course.

445
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:32,795
And I know you've also probably beaten
yourself up a million times over it,

446
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,248
but where's that gotten us?

447
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,423
Just how bad is it?

448
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,137
Standing here right now?

449
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,182
Every bone in my body
wants to run her through.

450
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,152
Send her back
to that hole she crawled out of.

451
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,489
But when I'm near her...

452
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,369
I don't know, something happens...

453
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,406
I can't explain it.

454
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:13,503
But to call it desire or love,
I mean, it's not that.

455
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,262
I'm screwed, man.

456
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:31,559
We want to kill The Darkness,
we need to kill The Darkness.

457
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,816
And I don't think I can.

458
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,738
And I'm sorry to do that to you, you know.

459
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,109
But when it comes down to it...

460
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,075
I got it, Dean.

461
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,267
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