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- What's Carver Edlund's real name?
- Chuck Shurley?

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Who gave you the rights
to our life's story?

3
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One day these books, they'll be
known as the Winchester Gospel.

4
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You wanna know what she is, Crowley?
How about God's sister?

5
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He has relatives?

6
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So what? She shows up and
everybody goes 28 Days Later?

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This is Metatron. Scribe of God.

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We have your grace.
You're mortal now.

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- The indignities.
- I’m looking for God.

10
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He didn't feel the need to
show up for the apocalypse.

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He just doesn't think it's his problem.

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Why would he give a crap now?

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I don't know.
Maybe because she's his sister.

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All your chosen are suffering!

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Don't count on God. Count on us.

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Maybe now he'll hear me.

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Pastrami. Maybe.

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I give up!

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Yeah, Toto. I got a feeling
we aren't on Earth anymore, either.

20
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Hello?

21
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Carver Edlund?

22
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What the hell is going on here?
What is this place?

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It's a bar. Actually...

24
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It's not just a bar, genius. This is
one of the big man's constructs.

25
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I'd know his work anywhere.
We were besties, you know.

26
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Well, I wouldn't exactly say...

27
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This is some kind of punishment,
isn't it? For my sins?

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A limbo where I get to spend eternity
in a crappy bar with a hack writer.

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- Dude.
- Sorry, Chuckles.

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Not just any hack writer.
A prophet of the Lord.

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Give me a break.

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Tell me at least the beer is real in here.

33
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You really think I'm a hack?

34
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I have trudged through
your complete oeuvre.

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Published and unpublished.

36
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Of the metric ton of books
I've read in my lifetime,

37
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Supernatural didn't even crack
the top 10... Thousand. Respectfully.

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- You didn't like any of it?
- Mmm-mmm.

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- Not even "Home"?
- No.

40
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Or "All Hell Breaks Loose"?

41
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Oh, way too much melodrama.

42
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And then you put yourself
in the story. God!

43
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Okay. That's fair. Mildly constructive.

44
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Still doesn’t justify you burning
one of my books, though.

45
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What are you talking about?

46
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Tall Tales. You were monologuing it
to Castiel and you threw one in the fire.

47
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How do you know about that?

48
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Oh, I'm sorry. I always forget. People
can't see me unless I want them to see me.

49
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It's very confusing. Here, visual aid.

50
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Put these on. It'll help. Go on.
Just do it. It's a whole thing.

51
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You... God...

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God... You've come back.

53
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I can't believe you've come back.

54
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I didn't mean what I said
about Supernatural. It's underrated.

55
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Due for a reboot. And this bar?

56
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It's not crappy at all. It's just like the
one in Cheers, everybody knows my name!

57
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- And the lights are very forgiving...
- Okay, yeah. Please.

58
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All the kneeling and stuff, it's always
made me deeply, deeply uncomfortable.

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Just don't use the G-word, okay?
Just... Just call me Chuck.

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- Chuck?
- Chuck.

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I think I need a stiffer drink.

62
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Oh, perfect. We're gonna need our suits.

63
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Tell me you got something on Amara.

64
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Uh, it's a long shot, but clock's ticking,
right? Whatever Amara's doing to Lucifer.

65
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Beating on Cass in the meantime.

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Yeah. Uh, Hope Springs, Idaho.
Guy named Wes Cooper killed himself

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after killing a coworker. According to
reports, though, nobody knows why.

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Apparently, he was a perfectly happy guy,
and then, snap.

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- So what? Possession?
- Or he was soulless.

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Well, it ain't much,
but given what we got? I'll take it.

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- Yeah.
- Here you go.

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Thanks.

73
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Dude, quit ironing my shirts with beer!

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So what you been up to?

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Oh, I've been super busy.

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- Yeah, I traveled.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Uh, I started a blog.
Mostly just pictures of cats.

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Oh.  So cute.

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And, oh, I signed up for Snapchat.

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And I started a new series of books.
Yeah. Revolution.

81
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I don't think it's going anywhere.

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- "Revolution"?
- Yeah.

83
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Supernatural. Maybe titles
aren't your thing.

84
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You're not wrong.

85
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But why did you put on the Chuck suit
in the first place?

86
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How did that make any sense to you?

87
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I like front row seats. You know,
I figured I'd hide out in plain sight.

88
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You know. Plus, you know, acting is fun.

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Well, it's an Oscar-worthy performance.

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But how did nobody know?

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I mean, what about that Amulet thingy?
You told me about it.

92
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Some silly charm that
"Burned brightly in the presence of you."

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- You mean this?
- Yes! Dean had it.

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And your fave, Castiel.
They were around you, how did it never...

95
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I turned it off. See?

96
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I should really put this away.

97
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You'll never guess where
this thing has been this entire time.

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Look, I don't care
about that ugly old thing,

99
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or why you were
slumming it with the plebes.

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Let's brass some tacks already, okay?

101
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You see and hear all.

102
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You know what an absolute piece of garbage
I've been the last couple of years.

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Did you bring me here to destroy me?

104
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You know what humanity's
greatest creation has been?

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Music.

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That and nacho cheese. Even I couldn't
have dreamt up that deliciousness.

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But music is magic.

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A lot of remarkable music
was created in this space.

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Bee Gees' Canteen.

110
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Now, it's not as well-known as
The Bitter End or The Gaslight.

111
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But some amazing musicians
got their start on this stage.

112
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I'm hoping that you and I can tap into
some of that old magic

113
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and finish what I started
a few months ago.

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You wrote your autobiography?

115
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Ish. I mean, they're chapters,
it's kind of a loose structure.

116
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Uh, but somethings missing. I'm stuck.

117
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You wanna get the old band back together.
Lennon and McCartney ride again.

118
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Well, I'm kind of Lennon
and McCartney, so...

119
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But every writer needs a good editor.

120
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I did some of my best work
with you, Metatron.

121
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Does this mean I get to be an angel again?

122
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No. No. That's never, ever happening.

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- It's probably a good call.
- I think so.

124
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Well...

125
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Let's do this.

126
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Appreciate the FBI taking
an interest in this case.

127
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We don't really see things
like this around here.

128
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Hey, you mind if I knock off, Sheriff?

129
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Let me guess, Art's back? Newlyweds.

130
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You can head home after you
show Agent Greer the M.E. files.

131
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thanks.

132
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What do you have on Wes Cooper?

133
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We talked to his friends and family.

134
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Nobody can make heads or tails
of why he'd do this.

135
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We have a witness who overheard Wes
before he took his own life.

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He was saying things that
sounded "Out of character."

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Yeah, how so?

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Wes said that his life was meaningless,
nobody loved him.

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It was like every negative thought he
ever had came spilling out. Thing is...

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I knew Wes's wife.
We sang in choir together.

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She loved Wes till the day she died.

142
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I don't know why
he'd say anything like that.

143
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And then, there's this.

144
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Hold on a second. I've actually
seen something like that before.

145
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Deputy, tell me. Have you noticed any
strange phenomena around town?

146
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Uh, sulfur smells or power outages.
Maybe an unexplained fog?

147
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No, sir. It's always sunny
in Hope Springs.

148
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At least it used to be.

149
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Are you in a hurry or something?

150
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I'm on a bit of a deadline.

151
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Just give me some broad strokes.
First impressions. Come on. Hit me.

152
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It's good. Real good.

153
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Oh, man. You hate it.

154
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What? No, I love it. Love it.

155
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Last time I saw that look on an
editor's face, I'd just handed in Bugs.

156
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All right. Come on. Safe place.

157
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Details are what make a story great.

158
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This is lacking in some details.

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Like, all of them.

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"In the beginning, there was me."
Boom. Detail.

161
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And what a grabber.
I mean, I'm hooked. And I was there.

162
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I'm hooked, too. And yet, details.

163
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You weren't alone in the beginning.

164
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Your sister was with you.

165
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Who cares about her?

166
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Um...

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Me, for starters.

168
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I assume you're aware
that she's out and about.

169
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Tanned, rested and ready.

170
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I mean, that's why you're back, right?

171
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This isn't her story.

172
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It's mine.

173
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- Hey.
- I thought you were coming home early.

174
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I'm sorry. Paperwork.

175
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That follow you in from town?

176
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Honey, you wanna head inside
while I call this in?

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- It's just fog.
- Hey. You know I'm the law, right?

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See you inside, Deputy.
Don't forget your cuffs.

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Hey, Dispatch, this is 3-William-56,
you got your ears on?

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Aren't you done for the day,
Deputy?

181
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Lam. Listen, I know this might sound odd,
but there's a heavy fog headed my way.

182
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We expecting any weather like that?

183
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,831
No, it's supposed to be

184
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clear skies all night.

185
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Anything you want to call in?

186
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That bad?

187
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I'll tell you.
There's some great bones in there.

188
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I'm thinking what's missing, maybe less
about detail and more about balance.

189
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How do you mean?

190
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You're giving the wrong stuff
too much real estate.

191
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Like that chapter about being Chuck.

192
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- What about it?
- Once you've explained

193
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:10,392
the Vonnegut performance art,
that should be it.

194
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No one cares about the rest.

195
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I did some great stuff as Chuck.
I mean, I told you about my blog.

196
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,450
- Uh, right, yeah.
- Right.

197
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,280
- Your, uh, cat pic blog? Yeah.
- Yeah, they're super cute.

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So there's that.
And I traveled a lot, you know.

199
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- And I dated. Yeah? Had some girlfriends.
- Mmm.

200
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- Had a few boyfriends.
- Hmm.

201
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Oh, and I learned how to play guitar.

202
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,260
Hmm.

203
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Yeah. That, you know, makes you seem
like a really grounded, likeable person.

204
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,808
Yeah. What's wrong with that?

205
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You are neither grounded nor a person!

206
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So you're saying I'm likeable?

207
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:01,485
No, no. lam saying that
Chapter "Chuckles" is devouring

208
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pounds of pages at the
expense of juicier stuff.

209
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,285
Stuff that people might
actually wanna read.

210
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Like what?

211
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:17,167
Well, like, uh... Like the archangels.

212
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:22,297
But you've got, maybe,
two paragraphs on them in here.

213
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And that's it.

214
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Don't you think they deserve
a few extra words?

215
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,014
Especially your favorite, Lucifer?

216
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,852
He wasn't my favorite.

217
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Oh.

218
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He helped you defeat Amara.

219
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:45,324
You trusted him with the Mark. And when
you asked him to bow to mankind...

220
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He refused.

221
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He rebelled! And in doing so,
kind of wrecked Christmas.

222
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Okay, all that's in there.
Except the bit about Christmas.

223
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If you say that Amara is off limits, fine.

224
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:05,553
But you know every great hero
is defined by his or her villain.

225
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Lucifer is not a villain.

226
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,061
He's...

227
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,598
No, he wasn't a villain.

228
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Okay. Real talk.

229
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This is still a safe place, right?

230
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Safest place ever created.

231
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:32,959
Okay. There are two types of memoir.

232
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One is honest, the other not so much.

233
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Truth and fairy tale.

234
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:43,094
Now, do you wanna write
Life by Keith Richards,

235
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,432
or do you wanna write
Wouldn't It Be Nice by Brian Wilson?

236
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I wanna tell the truth.

237
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Then you've got some work to do.

238
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There are no revelations in this book!

239
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,607
And that's weird, given who you are.

240
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,065
There's no new information.
No soul baring.

241
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,109
That's because I don't have a soul.

242
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,950
Right! But you invented them!

243
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,120
You invented souls!

244
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,832
Souls!

245
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,790
Try shining a light on that.
How did that make you feel?

246
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,414
Nauseous.

247
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,167
You know what? No.

248
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,968
That is not G-O-D talking.
That's Chuck talking.

249
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,475
And I get it, when you were on Earth,
you had to go full method.

250
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,978
Well, it's time for you to
get back into character.

251
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:35,976
This is me.

252
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,186
Really? This?

253
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:45,316
This pile of self-doubt and
nebbishness flooded the Earth?

254
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,279
Followed up Sodom with
a blockbuster Gomorrah?

255
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,041
Created as much as he punished? No. Uh-uh.

256
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,795
The guy I worked for? Total badass.

257
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,169
And, yes, he could be a dick.

258
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,510
Now, that guy had some stories to tell.

259
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,011
And he has a lot to answer for.

260
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:20,066
Okay. So...  What do I do?

261
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,065
Hold up a mirror and show us who you are.

262
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,987
Warts and all.
Write for an audience of one.

263
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,193
You.

264
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,864
- Dance like no one else is watching.
- Yeah.

265
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,038
I'm gonna help you either way.

266
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,495
But you gotta pick a lane.

267
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,549
Richards or Wilson, Chuck.

268
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,391
Richards. All the way.

269
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,913
Sorry I woke you boys, but...

270
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,750
No, no, it's all right. Just, uh...
Why don't you tell us what happened here.

271
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,584
Harris didn't show up
for work this morning.

272
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,591
We called, tried her CB, nothing.
So, I swung by here.

273
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,888
I found Art on the kitchen floor.
Harris' shotgun right next to him.

274
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:36,309
Sure looks like Deputy Harris
shot her husband

275
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,429
point-blank in the face,
then left the scene.

276
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,939
Did you notice anything off

277
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,645
about Deputy Harris' behavior
last couple of days?

278
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,810
No. Nothing at all.

279
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,445
When was the last time
anyone heard from her?

280
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,321
Called in for the last time yesterday,

281
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,117
said something about
seeing some fog rolling in.

282
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,653
I don't know why she cared
about the damn weather.

283
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,830
Could you get in contact
with your dispatch officer?

284
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,792
Tell her to let us know if she gets
any more reports like that again?

285
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,930
- You serious?
- Yeah, just to be safe.

286
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,952
And do you have any idea
where Harris might be now?

287
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,800
No, but we can track her vehicle
from our office.

288
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,686
Oh, this!
This is what I was talking about.

289
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:28,149
Chapter 10, "Why I Never Answer Prayers
and You Should Be Glad I Don't."

290
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:29,983
And Chapter 11,

291
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,992
"The Truth About Divine Intervention
and Why I Avoid It At All Costs."

292
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,494
- Better, right?
- It's gold!

293
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,999
Kind of angry, with a side of bitter,
but hey. It's real.

294
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,286
Now, not to overstep my bounds,

295
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,668
but since you're on a roll, there's
one thing that I've always wondered.

296
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,294
Maybe it'll make a good chapter,
maybe even a whole book.

297
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,003
- Shoot.
- Why?

298
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,052
Can you be more specific?

299
00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,347
I kind of get that question a lot
about pretty much everything.

300
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,020
Why did you create life?

301
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,809
I was lonely.

302
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,571
Your sister wasn't company enough?

303
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,656
I am being, she's nothingness.

304
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,659
It's not exactly the makings
of a fun two-hander, you know?

305
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,246
Yeah, but you didn't stop at one archangel

306
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,755
or a handful of angels.
You created worlds.

307
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,383
I was stupid. Naive.

308
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:43,060
I thought if I could show my sister that
there was something more than just us,

309
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,894
something better than us,
then maybe she'd change.

310
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,769
Maybe she'd stop being her.

311
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,904
But...

312
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:01,241
Every time I'd build a new world,
she'd destroy it.

313
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,461
So you and your archangels
locked her away.

314
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,255
And you got down to unfettered creation.

315
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,928
I tried to, anyway. But...

316
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,602
This was as close as I got to
something as good as or better

317
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,270
than me or my sister.

318
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,272
The national park system?

319
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,435
Nature. I mean,
look what nature created on its own.

320
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,777
What's more, nature's smart enough to know
that sometimes, there's no fixing things.

321
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,989
Sometimes, you just
have to wipe the slate clean.

322
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,283
Wipe the slate clean.

323
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:48,959
Sure. Natural selection. Good times.

324
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:54,128
Of course, in your case that means flood
the Earth, but build and stock a boat.

325
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,422
Start over fresh on the B-side.

326
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,964
If Amara wipes the slate,
the slate's destroyed.

327
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:06,807
Everything is destroyed.
All your great work, lost forever.

328
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,479
We should take a stroll then.

329
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,813
Enjoy it all one last time
before it's all gone.

330
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,737
I can't make heads or tails.
Harris is...

331
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,327
Was our computer person.

332
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,624
Can I give it a shot?

333
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,372
Sheriff. Matt and Emmy just called in.

334
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,782
They said they saw some fog
rolling in by Jasper Hills.

335
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,528
Did they say where it was headed?

336
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,836
West. Towards town.

337
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,513
Okay, call them back.
Tell 'em to get inside.

338
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,135
Shut their windows and doors
and seal it up

339
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,512
and stay the hell away from that fog.

340
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,794
And get the word out to everybody in town.
They need to do the same damn thing.

341
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,892
Hold on. What are you talking about?

342
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,811
My partner and I have
seen this before, okay?

343
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,814
Wes, Deputy Harris were infected

344
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,218
by something in this fog.
Now, I know it sounds crazy...

345
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,690
- No, it sounds like we should call CDC.
- There's no time for that.

346
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,982
Found Deputy Harris.

347
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,953
She's on Main Street.
Heading right this way.

348
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,323
All right, we'll handle Harris.
Just, please get the word out.

349
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,873
Tell everybody they need to stay inside,

350
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,543
seal up their windows,
their doors, everything. Do it.

351
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,890
Hey, get them out of here.

352
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,437
Agent Greer, FBI. I need you to
get inside immediately. Go.

353
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:38,110
I tried to kill myself.
But she won't let me.

354
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,687
She has a message.

355
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,565
For you, Dean Winchester.

356
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,568
Amara. Is she here?

357
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:50,239
No.
But her words have been echoing in my head

358
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,249
ever since I took a breath of that fog.

359
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,373
Did she tell you to kill your husband?

360
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,288
And I watched myself do it.

361
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:02,092
Okay, listen to me. This is an infection.
Put the gun down, let us help you.

362
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:06,923
It's not an infection.
She says it's a mirror.

363
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,766
She's showing us all the truth.

364
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:14,097
- Darkness.
- The light was just a lie.

365
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,112
It'll all be over soon.

366
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,122
He's not gonna save them.

367
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:36,752
It's all going away. Forever.

368
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,624
But not you, Dean.

369
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,678
Dean. Dean!

370
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,167
Nature, divine. Human nature, toxic.

371
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,879
They do like blowing stuff up.

372
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,381
Yeah. And the worst part?

373
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:27,135
They do it in my name. And then they come
crying to me. Asking me to forgive,

374
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,633
to fix things.

375
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:32,474
- Never taking any responsibility.
- What about your responsibility?

376
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,723
I took responsibility. By leaving.

377
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,518
At a certain point,
training wheels gotta come off.

378
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:43,227
- No one likes a helicopter parent.
- What about Amara? She's your sister.

379
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:46,196
I took responsibility for her, too.
Locked her away.

380
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:50,402
Barely, I might add. And who let her out?

381
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,204
Sam and Dean Winchester.
But they're trying to fix that.

382
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,036
You know, I love those guys.

383
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:58,997
But the world would still be spinning
with Demon Dean in it.

384
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,295
But Sam couldn't have that,
though, could he?

385
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,840
- And so how is Amara being out on me?
- It's not.

386
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,877
- But you've helped the Winchesters before.
- Helped them?

387
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,720
I've saved them.

388
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,511
I've rebuilt Castiel more times than
I can remember. Look where that got me.

389
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,217
So you're just gonna let Amara win?

390
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,765
Eh. It's her time to shine.

391
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,523
Then why the hell are we working
on your stupid memoir?

392
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,025
You think it's stupid?

393
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:29,235
No, I think it's stupid to write a book
nobody is gonna be around to read!

394
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,400
You told me to write
for an audience of one.

395
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,282
Me. And I

396
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,079
think we're finally getting somewhere.

397
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,412
You started writing the second
she came back, didn't you?

398
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,248
No wonder you're on a deadline.

399
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:47,421
Now I understand why you're masquerading
in that sad little meat suit.

400
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,595
For the same reason
you created this nostalgic bar

401
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:55,224
to write your masterpiece in!
You're hiding!

402
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:59,098
Okay. First of all, this gift

403
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,391
is super cute. Secondly, I'm not hiding.

404
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,276
I just like the ambiance in here.

405
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:10,610
You said, "The safest place ever created."

406
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:15,319
Created by you to keep you
safe from Amara.

407
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:18,823
- She can't touch you in here, can she?
- You're upset. I understand.

408
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,957
And it's good to let it out.

409
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,412
But, uh, let's focus on, uh,
finishing my book.

410
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:29,633
You know, I was a crappy, terrible God.

411
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:37,429
My work was pretty much a lame,
half-assed rewrite of your greatest hits.

412
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,637
But at least I was never a coward!

413
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,340
There he is.

414
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,343
That's the guy I know.

415
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,345
The guy I love.

416
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,507
I remember the first time I saw you.

417
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,184
All the angels were terrified,
but I wasn't.

418
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:26,182
The feeling of your light was...
It was just beyond measure.

419
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,853
And then, the unthinkable.

420
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,525
You picked me to help you
with your tablets.

421
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,700
You were just the closest angel
to the door when I walked in the room.

422
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:45,326
There's nothing special
about you, Metatron.

423
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:49,372
Not then. Not now.

424
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,719
Now, I've been called many things.

425
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,549
Absentee father. Wrathful monster.

426
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,594
But coward?

427
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,023
Lam not hiding.

428
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:15,072
I am just done watching
my experiments' failures.

429
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,901
You mean your failures, Chuck.

430
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,201
You wanna watch? Be my guest.

431
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,579
Reports are that there
wasn't a cloud in the sky,

432
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,747
but as we know, a dense fog did roll in.

433
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:35,919
Many citizens also feeling some sort of
impact from this fog.

434
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,472
If you ask me, they're all reruns.

435
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:41,931
Local law enforcement has been overwhelmed

436
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,888
as the National Guard has been brought in.

437
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,475
Hey, we gotta go. Here.

438
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,728
Hey, sweetheart. Okay.
We're gonna get you out of here.

439
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,605
We're gonna keep you safe, okay?

440
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:56,317
- Okay, give me your hands. Oh! Okay.
- Thank you.

441
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,985
Watch out. Okay.

442
00:30:58,315 --> 00:30:59,783
- Thank you.
- What the hell's going on?

443
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,781
- You just get out of here, okay?
- What's this fog doing?

444
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,828
Just get inside now. Go, go.

445
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,790
- Guys, come on.
- Come in, Sam. Sam.

446
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,075
We can't just let them go.

447
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,627
They're right there.

448
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,513
Agent Ehart. Radio's dead.

449
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,978
You have any duct tape?

450
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,189
Sam. Sam!

451
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,797
You Okay?

452
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,796
Sheriff, let's see if we can't
fix that radio of yours.

453
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,031
Dean.

454
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,047
You hear that?

455
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,569
Dean.

456
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:31,760
Sam!

457
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,060
Sam.

458
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,230
No, no. Get back. Don't.

459
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,111
My God, he's infected.

460
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,115
Everybody get inside!

461
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,622
- Come on.
- Everybody.

462
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,121
Come on.

463
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,918
Come on, this way.

464
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,086
Come on, come on.

465
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,927
- Come on, let's go! Get in here!
- No, I'm not leaving my brother.

466
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,640
You know, you really
are a terrific editor, Metatron.

467
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:17,306
Well, I was a terrible writer. Worse God.

468
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,483
It's good I got something going for me.

469
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,606
Yeah, you know, I have to say, I didn't
see the whole evil turn thing coming.

470
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:27,282
Why did you try to be me?

471
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,662
That was just a sad,
pathetic cry for attention.

472
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,656
Whose attention were you trying to get?

473
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,328
Yours.

474
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,504
You are light. Beauty.

475
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,712
Creation. Wrath.

476
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,632
Damnation and salvation.

477
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:55,557
And I don't care if I was just
the angel nearest the door.

478
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,393
You picked me.

479
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,402
Your light shined on me.

480
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,321
Me!

481
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,359
Ah, the warmth...

482
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:15,247
But then, you left me. You left all of us.

483
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,871
It wasn't just the saps on Earth
who were praying to you.

484
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:25,878
The angels prayed too.
And so did I. Every day.

485
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,214
- I know.
- You wanna write

486
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:32,847
the best-selling autobiography
of all time, you explain to me.

487
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:37,264
Tell me why you abandoned me. Us.

488
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,354
Because you disappointed me.

489
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:44,693
- You all disappointed me.
- I know I'm a disappointment,

490
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,066
but you're wrong about humanity.

491
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:51,450
They are your greatest creation
because they're better than you are.

492
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:59,576
Sure they're weak, and they cheat
and steal and destroy and disappoint.

493
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:04,212
But they also give. And create.

494
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,545
And they sing and dance and love.

495
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,421
And above all, they never give up.

496
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,096
But you do.

497
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,455
Sam!

498
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,463
Hey. Listen to me, Sam.

499
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,628
- We're not gonna make it.
- No, no, no. There's no quitting here.

500
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,513
We were never gonna make it.

501
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,640
Sam, listen to me, that's not you talking,
it's the fog.

502
00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:01,846
You're gonna choose Amara.
Her over me. Over everything.

503
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,980
- Sam, no!
- I’m sorry, I didn't mean that.

504
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:07,817
I can't fight this. You gotta go.
You gotta go before you get infected.

505
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,146
- Go before I hurt you!
- No, I'm not leaving you, ever!

506
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:37,173
Stop this! You hear me, you dick?

507
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:51,274
No, no, no!
Hey, look at me, I'm right here.

508
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:57,034
I'm right here. Okay. It's okay.
It's all right. I'm here. I'm right here.

509
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,562
Yeah!

510
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:33,611
You know, I lied before.
I didn't really learn to play guitar.

511
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,483
I just kind of gave myself the ability.

512
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,910
I did the same
when I "learned" French.

513
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:45,123
Man! This whole honesty thing
is really freeing.

514
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:50,086
Come on. Take a look at the new pages.

515
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,247
You know you want to.

516
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,333
Think I'll pass.

517
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,173
I think you're really gonna like them!

518
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,968
You're right. It's a little high.

519
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,602
All right. Suit yourself.

520
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,581
- Okay?
- Thanks.

521
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,250
Mom!

522
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,600
We should probably talk.

523
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,963
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