1 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:31,671 Oh, no. Whatever could that be? 2 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,878 Ghost, meet Winchester. 3 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,416 Cut! 4 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,179 Maggie. Siobhan. 5 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,692 Is this some kind of a joke to you? 6 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,025 Siobhan, this scene takes place... 7 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,930 ...before the events of Carver Edlund's unpublished masterpiece... 8 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,866 ...Dark Side of the Moon. 9 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:04,568 - So? - Meaning, where is the Samulet? 10 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,301 Oh... 11 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,104 I took it off. It kept hitting me in the lips and... 12 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,113 That amulet is a symbol of the Winchesters' brotherly love. 13 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,910 You need to take one for the team. 14 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,917 Look, I'm just here for the college credit. 15 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,755 Ugh. How dare you? 16 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,828 People. People. 17 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,095 Okay. I've had three weeks of this crap-show, and I am done. 18 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,634 There is too much drama in the Drama Department. 19 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,136 I'm going to Principal Salazar in the morning. 20 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,071 - No, no, no. Mrs. Chandler, please. - It's over, Marie. 21 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,981 All right. Everybody back to one. 22 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,779 Until we are all suspended, the show must go on. 23 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:53,780 Why couldn't they just do Godspell like good little skanks? 24 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:59,260 Instead, it's this awful, unbelievable horror story. 25 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,932 Mm! 26 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,490 Like that stuff really happens. 27 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:09,106 Theater is about life, you know? Truth. Truth. 28 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,509 Where is the truth in Supernatural? 29 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,561 Get it off! Get off! 30 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:44,498 I mean, it's close. But it just... It needs a little more - argh! 31 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:15,738 I can see her lying back in her satin dress 32 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:21,208 In a room where you do What you don't confess 33 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:24,405 Sundown, you better take care 34 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,414 If I find you been creeping 35 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,281 'Round my back stairs 36 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,787 Sundown, you better take care... 37 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,960 - Hey. - Hey. 38 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:40,290 - How long you been up'? - Long enough to find us a case. 39 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,232 I take it that means you're feeling back to normal? 40 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,529 Yeah, whatever normal is in our world. 41 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:51,240 So, uh, right here. Ahem. 42 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,969 A teacher at an all-girls school went missing in Flint, Michigan. 43 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,307 She was, uh, headed to her car and then disappeared. 44 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,040 Nobody's seen her since. 45 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,223 There's nothing here that even remotely suggests there's a case. 46 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,455 There is nothing there that even remotely suggests there isn't a case. Boom. 47 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:13,597 - Come on, man. - Sam, out there hunting... 48 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,761 it's the only normal I know. 49 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,662 We got work to do. 50 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,842 Oh, of course. Yes, I'd certainly appreciate it. 51 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,146 You got it. Thanks, officer. 52 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,482 So the last place Mrs. Chandler was seen by anyone... 53 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,024 ...was in the auditorium. 54 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,696 Turns out she's the drama teacher. 55 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,990 Theater kids. Great. 56 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,327 - Well, I was a theater kid. - Barely. 57 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,835 You did Our Town, which was cool. But then you did that crappy musical. 58 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,598 Oklahoma!? Hugh Jackman got cast off Oklahoma! 59 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,038 You ran tech, Wolverine. 60 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,103 Shut up. 61 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,124 If you gentlemen need anything else, just let me know. 62 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,350 Great. Thanks, Ms. Salazar. 63 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,963 Idiots. 64 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,369 You idiots. 65 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:33,501 - You are idiots. - Hey, assbutt. 66 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,202 Hey, assbutt. 67 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:40,009 John and Mary, husband and wife 68 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,313 Bringing home a brand-new life 69 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:48,687 His name is Sammy I'm big brother Dean 70 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:54,692 The perfect family Or so it seemed 71 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,028 The demon's visits had begun 72 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:01,570 It believed Sam was the chosen one 73 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:07,734 It burned my mother And it cursed my brother 74 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:12,246 Leaving us in tears 75 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,249 On the road so far 76 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,451 Yeah, the road so far 77 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,752 We are in Dad's car 78 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:24,087 Cut. All right, go talk to the Lighting Department. 79 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,595 - And I'm gonna go talk to Siobhan. - Okay. 80 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,601 - That was really, really good. - What in the holy“? 81 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,634 There is a case. 82 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,741 - Probably has something to do with all this. - You think? 83 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,207 - ...a little more bounce in it, okay? - Publisher? 84 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,808 Yeah. 85 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:48,212 - Maggie, Marie just never stops. - I know. You were great. 86 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,288 Oh, my gosh. Are you guys from the publisher? I'm Marie, the writer-slash-director. 87 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:56,052 This is Maeve, my stage manager. And that was just a dress... Mm. 88 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:05,098 I'm, uh, Special Agent Smith. This is my partner, Special Agent... 89 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,771 - Smith. - ...Smith. 90 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,633 No relation. Heh. 91 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:12,833 - We're hereto look into the disappearance. - There is no singing in Supernatural. 92 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,074 Well, this is Marie's interpretation... 93 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,340 Ha. 94 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:23,486 Well, I mean, if there was singing, you know... And that's a big "if." 95 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,984 If there was singing, it would be classic rock. 96 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,650 Not this Andrew Floyd Webber crap. 97 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,124 - Andrew Lloyd Webber. - What? 98 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:38,497 Well, you know, we do sing a cover of "Carry On Wayward Son" in the second act. 99 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:39,932 - Really? - Oh. 100 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,940 It's a classic. 101 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:47,338 Right. Anyways, we're here to talk about the disappearance of Mrs. Chandler. 102 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:51,004 Any chance you two saw her before she vanished? 103 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,310 Yeah. She left around like, what, 9:30? 104 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,783 Any idea where she would be headed that time of night? 105 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:01,221 A bar. Or a liquor store. Both. 106 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:06,153 - Wow. Really? - She had a nasty divorce last year. 107 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:11,029 Most of the time, shes sipping on her, uh, grown-up juice or passed out. 108 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,637 - Usually in that order. - Yeah, well, I don't blame her. 109 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,366 I'm gonna need 50 Jell-O shots and a hose-down to get this stink off me. 110 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:23,044 - Maeve, right? You're the stage manager. - And I understudy Jody Mills. 111 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,375 - What? - That's great. That's great. 112 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,210 Jody Mills. That's great. Ahem. 113 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,354 So how about you give me a, uh, behind-the-scenes tour... 114 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,683 ...while your director shows my partner Mrs. Chandler's office? 115 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:38,351 - Deal? Great. Give us a moment, please. - Okay. 116 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,664 I mean, I gotta say, it's kind of charming. 117 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,931 The production value and the... No? No. No. Ahem. 118 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,371 I'm gonna check for EMF. You... You look for, uh, cursed objects. 119 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,674 I think we need to reposition. 120 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,580 How'd you get all this stuff? 121 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,381 Some parts homemade, some parts repurposed. 122 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,454 All of it awesome. 123 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,023 Don't... 124 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,691 Please don't. 125 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,697 - What are they doing? - Oh, uh... 126 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,270 They're rehearsing the BM scene. 127 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,905 - The bowel-movement scene? - No. 128 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,805 No, the boy-melodrama scene. 129 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,942 You know, the scene where the boys get together... 130 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,743 ...and they're driving or leaning against Baby... 131 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:37,648 ...drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. 132 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:42,954 The two of them, alone but together. 133 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,289 Bonded. United. The power of their... 134 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,830 Why are they standing so close together? 135 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,632 Uh... 136 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,327 Reasons. 137 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,338 You know they're brothers, right? 138 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:01,003 Well, duh. But subtext. 139 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,907 Why don't you take a substep back there, ladies? 140 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,993 Now, have you noticed anything strange during the production? 141 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,256 I mean... 142 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,163 ...any odd noises or...? 143 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,302 You mean something like this? 144 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,305 Or perhaps this? 145 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,604 - Right. Of course. - How about this? 146 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,141 I got it. Thanks. 147 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:41,548 Heh. You know, back when I did tech in school, we had two CD decks. 148 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,386 Oh, sorry. I have to go sign for a delivery. 149 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,788 Please don't touch anything. 150 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,002 Sorry. 151 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,061 - This hers? - No. 152 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,254 That's a prop from act two. I've been looking for that, actually. 153 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,330 There's no space in Supernatural. 154 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,493 Well, not canonically, no. But this is transformative fiction. 155 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,836 Oh. You mean fan fiction. 156 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:43,172 Call it whatever you like, okay? It's inspired by Carver Edlund's books. 157 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,007 With a few embellishments. 158 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:50,417 Well, as you know, Chuck stopped writing after Swan Song. 159 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,090 I just... I couldn't leave it the way that it was. 160 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,920 I mean, Dean not hunting anymore, living with Lisa. 161 00:11:57,116 --> 00:12:00,791 Sam somehow back from hell but not with Dean. 162 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,024 So, um, I wrote my own ending. 163 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,734 You wrote your own ending? With spaceships? 164 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:12,808 And robots. And some ninjas. And then Dean becomes a woman. 165 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,439 It's just for a few scenes. 166 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:23,478 All right, Shakespeare, you know I can tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean? 167 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:29,456 A friend of mine hooked me up with the, uh, unpublished unpublished books. 168 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:33,062 So Sam came back from hell but without his soul. 169 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,633 Then Cass brought in a bunch of leviathans from purgatory. 170 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,804 Uh, they lost Bobby. 171 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,132 And then Cass and Dean got stuck in purgatory. 172 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,807 Sam hit a dog. 173 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,467 They met a prophet named Kevin. They lost him too. 174 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,240 Then Sam underwent a series of trials... 175 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,907 ...in an attempt to close the gates of hell. 176 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,645 Which nearly cost him his life. 177 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,916 And Dean? Well, Dean became a demon. 178 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,321 A knight of hell, actually. 179 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,789 - Wow. - Yup. 180 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:12,197 That is some of the worst fan fiction that I have ever heard. 181 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,830 I mean, seriously, though, where'd your friend find this garbage? 182 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,637 I'm not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. 183 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,872 - I'll have to send you some fic links later. - What are they doing? 184 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,146 Um... 185 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,186 Kids these days call it hugging. 186 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,187 - Is that in the show? - Oh. 187 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,384 No. Siobhan and Kristen are a couple in real life. 188 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,556 Although we do explore the nature of Destiel in act two. 189 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,730 - Sorry, what? - Oh, it's just subtext. 190 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,569 But then again, you know, you can't spell subtext without... 191 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,470 ...S-E-X. 192 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,549 - I don't understand. - Me neither. 193 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,582 I mean, shouldn't it be "Deastiel"? 194 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,049 Really? That's your issue with this? 195 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,382 No. Of course it's not my issue. 196 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:10,186 You know, how about "Sastiel"? "Samstiel"? 197 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:15,526 Okay, you know what? You're gonna do that thing where you just shut the hell up forever. 198 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,667 Uh, look, we had no EMF. No hex bags. 199 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,430 None of their props are even remotely hinky. 200 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:28,008 Other than the Charlie Kaufman of it all, I got nothing. You? 201 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,580 Ms. Chandler's office was just a pile of empty bottles and regret. 202 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,877 She's probably facedown in a bar somewhere or a ditch. 203 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:39,386 All right, so, what, this whole musical thing, everything, it's just-l? 204 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,185 It's all a coincidence? There is no case? 205 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:46,687 Unless you're seeing something I'm not, no, Dean, there's no case here. 206 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,191 Okay. 207 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,233 - Casdean? - Shut your face. 208 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,930 Get in the car. 209 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,549 Maggie, come on. 210 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,415 Please don't do this. 211 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,926 Everyone else is willing to follow your little dictatorship. 212 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,065 But not me. I've been telling you all along, Marie. 213 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,929 If it's not canon, then it shouldn't be in the show. 214 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,762 We should have just done The Outsiders like I told you. 215 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,737 Just come back inside. We can make this work. 216 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,844 I'm going to Principal Salazar's in the morning. 217 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,447 Gonna do what Mrs. Chandler was too drunk to finish. 218 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,246 Great. 219 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,382 Maggie? 220 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,021 Maggie! 221 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,502 I understand. All right. Thank you for the help, officer. Appreciate it. 222 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,346 I checked with the principal. 223 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,714 There's nothing on the surveillance tapes. What do the cops think? 224 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,516 You know, the only clue they found was by the Dumpster. 225 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,887 They found the same flower near Mrs. Chandler's cell phone. 226 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,255 - You recognize it? - No. 227 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,724 Yeah, me neither. 228 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,762 Made you some tea. 229 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,263 Hey. 230 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,939 Let me guess. You guys came here to laugh at me too, right? 231 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,200 Why don't you tell us what happened to your friend? 232 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,608 Maggie quit the show. 233 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,585 She was trying to get us shut down, and so we were fighting. 234 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,712 Then she left, and I heard her scream. 235 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,051 So I ran outside to help. 236 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,519 And... 237 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,555 And I saw a scarecrow. 238 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,796 It looked just like the one from our show, but... 239 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,560 ...alive. 240 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,263 Then what? 241 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,308 It wrapped her up in vines and took her behind a Dumpster. 242 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,311 And then they were both just gone. 243 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:58,814 So I called the cops, and a bunch of adults just told me I had an overactive imagination. 244 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,593 But it's all real. 245 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,124 Ghosts. Angels. 246 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,959 - Demons. - I want to believe. 247 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,601 You should believe. You both should. 248 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,465 Because it is all real. 249 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,271 And so are we. 250 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:21,275 I'm Sam Winchester. That's Dean. 251 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,782 Okay. Now, look. Ahem. 252 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,420 I'm willing to accept that monsters are real. 253 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,531 But those books are works of fiction. 254 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,792 And you guys are way too old to be Sam or Dean. 255 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,497 - Oh, yeah. - More of a Rufus-Bobby combo. Maybe. 256 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,005 Okay. All right. 257 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:57,170 Little Miss Sunshine, we are what the books call hunters. 258 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,044 - FBI hunters? - Yeah. 259 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,310 You guys are X-Files. 260 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,880 Sure. Yeah. You could say that. 261 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:11,961 So this scarecrow in your musical, is it based on the one from the books? 262 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,357 No. I changed it. 263 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,964 I got scared of a local legend when I was a kid. 264 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:21,464 There was this old creepy scarecrow on an abandoned farm outside of town. 265 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,835 Kids used to say if it caught you, it would take you away. 266 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:30,037 If this scarecrow was based off of your version, Ms. Chandler and Maggie might still be alive. 267 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,016 You think the scarecrow was created by the play? 268 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,346 You think it's a Tulpa. 269 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,552 Tulpas are monsters that are created by intense focused energy on an idea. 270 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,390 - Yeah, or a story. - Great. How do you kill an idea? 271 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,031 Well, in Hell House... 272 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,566 ...Sam and Dean burned the house down to take out the Tulpa they hunted. 273 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,829 Yeah. You kill the symbol, you kill the Tulpa. 274 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,665 It's, uh, actually a pretty good start 275 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,071 So the scarecrow in your play, is it a person or a prop? 276 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,247 Prop. And it's terrifying. 277 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,509 We keep it in the boiler room. 278 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,547 That's, uh, great. Um... 279 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,054 Okay, you guys read up. Just give us a second. 280 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,355 So this doesn't add up. 281 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,429 Tulpas require a ton of psychic energy to juice up. 282 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,758 - Yeah. - It's not like the Supernatural books... 283 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,595 mare tearing up the New York Times best-seller list. 284 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,930 I seriously doubt this play is even sold out. 285 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,267 - Hope not. - But you know what? This flower. 286 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,468 I know I've seen it in the lore somewhere. 287 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,604 - There's gotta be a connection. - You get on that. 288 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,147 - I'm gonna take a shot at Burning Man. - Yeah. 289 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,250 Can you show me to the boiler room? 290 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,613 Yeah. 291 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,554 Sure. 292 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,261 Gird your loins. 293 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,928 It's horrifying. 294 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,821 - Really? - I know. 295 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,148 Scary, right? 296 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,959 You wanna pinata this asshat? 297 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,869 "Asshat"? Nice. It's, uh, very Dean. 298 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,197 No. He's all yours, Agent Smith. 299 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,948 Thank you. 300 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,988 - We came, we saw, we kicked... - it's not a Tulpa. 301 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,457 - What? - It's not a Tulpa. 302 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,494 Say it one more time but just a little bit more Arnold. 303 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,895 - "It's not a Tulpa." - Dude, come on. It's Calliope. 304 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,870 - Who? - The goddess of epic poetry. 305 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,998 - The muse. - She's associated with this. 306 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,506 The Borage or Starflower. That's the picture. 307 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,201 Wait, if this is a god thing, whats with the scarecrow? 308 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:19,406 According to the lore, Calliope manifests creatures from the stories she's tuned into. 309 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,083 So the scarecrow is still alive. 310 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,052 - We burned my prop for nothing? - That thing needed to burn. 311 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,186 The only way to destroy the scarecrow is to kill Calliope. 312 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,386 Right. She uses these manifestations, like the scarecrow... 313 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:39,161 ...to inspire the author and protect them until their vision is realized. 314 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,595 Then what? 315 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,368 Then she eats the author. 316 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,433 Okay, that's bad. 317 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,772 Well, you get your wish. 318 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:55,076 - Let's cancel the show. - That's what the others did. 319 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,517 They tried to shut you down, and the scarecrow took them. 320 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,555 Protected you and the show. 321 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,887 So the scarecrow is the bogeyman. We gotta take our shot with this, uh... 322 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,119 - Calliope. - ...Calliope. 323 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:11,199 But she won't show herself until your vision is realized. 324 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,539 So, what are you saying? 325 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,865 The show must go on. 326 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,399 - Why don't I...? - You guys rally Marie. 327 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:51,473 I'm gonna grab some wooden stakes from the trunk and do the blessing. 328 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,079 Is Marie gonna get eaten? 329 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,077 Not gonna happen. 330 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,979 Soon as that curtain rises, we are gonna be there to take out this Calliope. 331 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,852 Hey. Hey. 332 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,123 How you doing, champ? 333 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,859 This... 334 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,257 This is all my fault. 335 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,662 If I hadn't written this dumb play, none of this would have happened. 336 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,132 Well, first of all, the play's not dumb. 337 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:23,307 I thought you didn't believe in this interpretation. 338 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:25,372 Yeah, I don't. 339 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:29,340 Like, at all. But you do, okay? 340 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:32,379 And I need you to believe in it with all you got... 341 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:37,278 ...so that we can kill Calliope and we can save your friends. 342 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,456 Can you do that? 343 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,317 Yeah. You're right. 344 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:49,497 If Sam and Dean were real, they wouldn't back down from a fight. 345 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:54,827 Especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam. 346 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,307 - There's nothing he can't do. - No. 347 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,645 Okay. 348 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,979 Let's do this. 349 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,385 I understudy Sam, so... 350 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:16,825 I used this for my one-woman Orphan Black show last year. 351 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,927 But it's gonna have to work for Sam. 352 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,226 Writer. 353 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,668 Director. 354 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,231 Actor. 355 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,745 I'm gonna Barbra Streisand this bitch. 356 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,387 Okay. Good. 357 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,726 Good. Okay. Good. 358 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:57,225 Perfect. 359 00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,925 All right, Samulet? 360 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,432 The Samulet? 361 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,775 That amulet is a symbol of the Winchesters' brotherly love. 362 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:08,035 I'm so excited. 363 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,440 Okay, good. Good. 364 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,383 Ahem. Hey. 365 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,416 Yeah. 366 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,277 Okay. 367 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:23,325 Pretty good. Wait a second. Where's Chuck? 368 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:25,927 H, I love him. I do. 369 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:30,260 But, honestly, the whole "author inserting themselves into the narrative" thing... 370 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,265 ...it's just not my favorite. 371 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,438 I kind of hate the meta stories. 372 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,435 Me too. 373 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,937 All right, listen up, girls. 374 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:42,135 Now, I know you're all here because you love Supernatural. 375 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,110 Actually, I was hoping we'd do Wicked. 376 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,342 Yeah, that'd have been easier. Uh... 377 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:53,853 I have expressed some differences of opinion regarding this version of Supernatural. 378 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:59,427 But tonight it is all about Marie's vision. 379 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,360 This is Marie's Supernatural. 380 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:07,762 So I want you to get out there, and I want you to stand as close as she wants you to... 381 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,636 ...and I want you to put as much sub into that text as you possibly can. 382 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:18,372 There is no other road, no other way, no day but today. 383 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:22,108 - Did he just quote Rent? - Not enough to get us in trouble. 384 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,050 - You get out there and you kick it in the ass. - All right. Bring it in. 385 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,623 Ghostfacers. 386 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:42,336 Good evening, everybody. Welcome to our production of Supernatural. 387 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:43,666 Not gonna lie. 388 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:48,675 It might be a full-on Gallagher show up in this piece. Heh. 389 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:56,213 So those of you in the front rows may want to use the ponchos we provided under your seats. 390 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,218 You may, in fact, get wet on this ride. 391 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:04,657 Um, I would... I would like to thank the, uh, cast and the crew. 392 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,831 - Okay. She's stalling. Let's do this. - Copy that. 393 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,227 Curtain, kids. It's show/time. 394 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,142 I'd like to thank the school board... 395 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:19,532 Okay. Uh, and that concludes our introduction for the night. 396 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:25,044 So everybody just sit back, relax and enjoy the show. 397 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,247 Everyone in places. 398 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:37,589 John and Mary, husband and wife 399 00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,389 Bringing home a brand-new life 400 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:46,628 His name is Sammy I'm big brother Dean 401 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:52,068 The perfect family Or so it seemed 402 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,904 The demon's visits had begun 403 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,547 - Ah! - It believed Sam was the chosen one. 404 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:04,813 It burned my mother And it cursed my brother 405 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,552 Leaving us in tears 406 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,957 On the road so far 407 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,223 Yeah, the road so far 408 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,958 We are in Dad's car 409 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:20,831 On the road 410 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,402 Turn around! 411 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,437 So far 412 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:28,308 Dad was driven, no turning back 413 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,310 He wouldn't stop without the payback 414 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:37,852 He trained us both to Track and hunt and kill 415 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:42,354 He took away our own free will 416 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,755 So that's where we are 417 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:49,489 On the road so far 418 00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:56,105 Saving people Hunting things 419 00:29:56,295 --> 00:30:02,041 Family business Back in swing 420 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:09,276 Driving down the road so far 421 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:14,022 Ready in five, four, three, two, go. 422 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,140 Agent Smith? 423 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,536 - Where the hell are we? - School's basement. 424 00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:35,143 Scarecrow brought us down here. 425 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:42,346 - Yeah, I tried that days ago. - So, what, we're stuck in here'? 426 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,884 That's right. 427 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,856 You're gonna miss the big show. 428 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:03,599 Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning. 429 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,070 Yes. I'll just... 430 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,103 ...wait here, then. 431 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,078 - So, what do we do now? - Just stick to the plan, okay? 432 00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,413 Keep singing until the scarecrow comes for you. 433 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,022 That's what I'll do 434 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:26,552 I'll just wait here, then 435 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,123 Wait for my cue 436 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:35,566 I raised you from perdition To be God's ammunition 437 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:40,904 But now you need some rest So I will do what's best 438 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:45,276 And just wait here, then 439 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,779 That's all I'll do 440 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,789 I'll just wait here, then 441 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,319 I'll wait for you 442 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,959 I've consumed many authors, many stories. 443 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:10,166 But tonight, soon as that curtain opened... 444 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,672 ...I knew something special was brewing with this one. 445 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:18,681 Maybe it's because the story's actual inspiration's here. 446 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,282 Mm. I don't know. 447 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,977 I guess I'm just gonna have to kill you and your brother to find out. 448 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,485 Don't you have to wait until the vision has been realized? 449 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,959 Heh. Oh, gods. If I have to sit through that second act one more time... 450 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:39,124 There's robots and tentacles in space. I can't even. 451 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:52,144 A single man tear Slips down his face 452 00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:56,808 He shows emotion Without a trace 453 00:32:57,008 --> 00:33:01,115 He hides behind A mask so strong 454 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:06,792 Worried that he Could be wrong 455 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:11,297 I wish that he could see the way I see him 456 00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:15,862 The perfect brother A man without sin 457 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:21,537 'Cause underneath the manly sheen 458 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:26,807 It is my brother A boy named Dean 459 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:31,249 A single man tear A single man tear 460 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:37,256 A single man tear That's all we fear 461 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,570 A single man tear That's all I'll spare 462 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,707 We're through the looking glass here, people. 463 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,400 Strike the Wendigo set. Prep the priest costumes. 464 00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:57,671 And, Sarah, get our understudies into hair and makeup. 465 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:02,284 So why this story, huh? Why, uh, Supernatural? 466 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:06,353 Supernatural has everything. 467 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:11,552 Life. Death. Resurrection. Redemption. 468 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,921 - The stake. - But above all... 469 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,600 - Get it. - ...family. 470 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,736 All set to music you can really tap your toe to. 471 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:24,396 It isn't some meandering piece of genre dreck. 472 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:27,543 It's epic. 473 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:31,578 But underneath this broken mask 474 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:36,076 It is my father With all his wrath 475 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,888 And that... 476 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,887 ...well, that is my bag of tea. 477 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,787 - Bag this. - Ungh! 478 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,393 My own man 479 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:51,329 But underneath this broken mask 480 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,432 It is my father With all his wrath 481 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:01,835 A single man tear A single man tear 482 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,738 No chick-flick moment. 483 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,002 Take a bow, Sammy. 484 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,048 Usually this is where Sam and Dean take off before anyone asks questions. 485 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:23,658 That's probably a good idea. 486 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,055 - Thanks for saving my friends. - Sure. 487 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,926 You know, if you cut your hair a little, you'd make a pretty good Dean. 488 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,699 - Thanks. - Well, you did good out there, kid. 489 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,931 You're not so bad yourself. 490 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,568 You know, this has been educational. 491 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:46,411 Seeing the story from your perspective. 492 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,743 You keep writing, Shakespeare. 493 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,886 Even if it doesn't match how you see it? 494 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,519 I have my version, and you have yours. 495 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:59,387 - One minute, folks. One minute. - Okay. 496 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,257 Dean? 497 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:07,266 You never should have thrown this away. 498 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,275 It never really worked. 499 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,937 I don't need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother. So... 500 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,583 Just take it, jerk. 501 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,775 Bitch. 502 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,619 - Right. Okay. - Sound car start. 503 00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:35,158 Stand by. 504 00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:38,659 Curtain go. 505 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:46,130 I guess we can go back to staring at motel-room walls. 506 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:49,941 You know what, Dean? You were right. 507 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:53,446 Staying cooped up isn't helping us. 508 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,982 - We need... - We need to be back on the road, Dean... 509 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,313 ...doing what we do best. 510 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,146 What is that? 511 00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,327 - I don't know anymore. - It's the, uh, BM scene. 512 00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,963 - Saving people. Hunting things. - The bowel-movement scene? 513 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:11,862 - You know, the family business. shh. 514 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:15,867 You're right, Sammy. Out on the road. 515 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:17,840 Just the two of us. 516 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:21,207 The two of us against the world. 517 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,005 What she said. 518 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:35,848 Carry on my wayward son 519 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:40,689 There?! be peace when you are done 520 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:47,003 Lay your weary head to rest 521 00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:52,232 Don't you cry no more 522 00:38:55,533 --> 00:39:00,573 Once I rose above the noise and confusion 523 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:07,418 Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion 524 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,591 Who's that'? 525 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:12,260 Oh, that's Adam, John Winchester's other kid. 526 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:16,590 He's still trapped in a cage in hell with Lucifer. 527 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:22,769 Masquerading as a man with a reason 528 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:28,773 My charade is the event of the season 529 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,449 And if I claim to be a wise man 530 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:39,616 It surely means I don't know 531 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:45,125 Carry on my wayward son 532 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:50,128 There?! be peace when you are done 533 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:56,295 Lay your weary head to rest 534 00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:02,438 Don't you cry no more 535 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,979 Carry on 536 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,684 Thanks so much for coming. 537 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,955 Oh, bye. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you. 538 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,754 The ticket you left for the publisher. Someone claimed it. 539 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,521 Oh, my gosh. 540 00:40:56,354 --> 00:41:00,166 But wait, does that mean that Calliope came for me or for...? 541 00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,099 Who cares? Go, fan girl. 542 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:11,770 Um, hi. Thank you so much for coming. Uh... 543 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:16,043 I know the second act is a little bit wonky, and the first act has some issues... 544 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:19,380 ...but what did you think? 545 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,988 Not bad.