1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:06,674 You were a demon. You still have the mark. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,911 Sooner or later, that's gonna be an issue. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,819 My men brought in a runaway last night. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,754 She's got zero manners. Didn't even thank me for saving her. 5 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,984 Those vampires stole you. They're monsters. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:21,189 You think when the rest of them find out you left, they'll just shrug and cut their losses? 7 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,163 - This your family? - Yes. 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,859 How'd they die? 9 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:26,996 Horribly. 10 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:31,008 - You know what to do with her? - Jody, I've done things. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,577 You don't have to explain. If you want, I'm here. 12 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,612 - Is Sheriff Hanscum around? - She's off the rest of the week. 13 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,546 - I already lost 10 pounds. - In one day? 14 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,743 My husband, Doug, left me last year. 15 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,219 Doug's a dick. You deserve better. 16 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,050 You betcha. 17 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,700 You can get through this. 18 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,980 How old are you? 19 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,948 Nineteen. 20 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,030 Get yourself some lunch. 21 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,206 - Thanks a lot for coming. - Yeah. 22 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,642 Thanks. There you go. Have fun. 23 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,484 Hi. 24 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,523 Hi. Yeah, welcome. Come on. 25 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,353 Sheriff... 26 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,999 Sheriff Jody Mills, Sioux Falls. Okay. 27 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,499 I'm Sheriff Donna Hanscum. 28 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,064 I work out of Stillwater, but I grew up here... 29 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:19,404 ...so you have any questions, you know, best burgers, cheapest gas, just ask. 30 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,075 What's wrong? 31 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,909 Left your smile back in Sioux Falls? 32 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,848 I left a kid back in Sioux Falls... 33 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,681 ...plus a pile of work, but when the mayor insists you go... 34 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,187 You gotta go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you. 35 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,293 - Here. Have a sucker. - No, thank you. 36 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,058 Okay. 37 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,625 Donna. 38 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,963 - Doug. - Well, aren't you looking good? 39 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:49,938 I lost six pounds. 40 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,110 Hey, you're a quarter of the way there. 41 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,873 Hey, you, uh...? You think you could toss me a couple extra meal vouchers? 42 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,914 I mean, since you won't be using them. 43 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:11,722 You are true blue as ever, Donna. Huh? 44 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,960 Yeah. 45 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,003 Doug and I used to be married. 46 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,904 Got it. 47 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,971 Have fun. Yeah. 48 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,284 Hey-We good? 49 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:43,626 Aces. Yeah, I love the smell of parchment in the morning. 50 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,492 I mean, how much lore is even left? You've got nothing on the mark? 51 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,827 Right? You'd think these eggheads, with all the crap they amassed... 52 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:55,439 ...would've actually collected something important. Uh, here. Ahem. 53 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,838 A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism. “ 54 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,146 Six-hundred pages, volume one. 55 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,509 But, uh, not something important like, I don't know... 56 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,948 ...maybe the oldest symbol known to man. 57 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,679 That's not worth our time. It's not weird enough. 58 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,785 Good morning. 59 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,956 Excuse me. If I could get you all seated, please. 60 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:27,000 Uh, good morning. I'm Sheriff Len Cuse, Hibbing P.D. 61 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,299 I'd like to say first off... 62 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:33,569 ...what an honor it is to have you all here in Hibbing this year in... 63 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,181 Sorry. Sorry. 64 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,744 Sorry, folks, there's... Sorry about that, uh... 65 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,985 What was I...? Right, right. 66 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,922 Seeing as how this is my first time hosting one of these things... 67 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,426 ...I thought I'd like to try something new. 68 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,035 Partners. 69 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:03,035 Find an officer from 50 miles outside of where you hail from... 70 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:06,434 ...and be a team this weekend. 71 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,272 Go on, uh, and make a friend. 72 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,912 Alex, I know you'll be okay. 73 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:21,422 You are totally capable of not throwing a kegger while I'm gone. Totally, totally capable. 74 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,619 My faith in you astounds me too. I'll call you later. 75 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,965 - On. - Hi. 76 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,300 - Hi. - Looks like you didn't get a partner. 77 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,942 - Looks like. - Well, you got one now. 78 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,076 - Hi, Kevin. - Hi, Donna. 79 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:54,055 - Okay, what do we got? - The Snow Must Go On." 80 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:57,889 Ha, ha. "Establishing a K-9 Unit." 81 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,620 Okay. Oh! 82 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,595 Why Not Try it?" 83 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,831 Ha, ha. Why not? I don't know. 84 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,062 - Hey, Donna? - Yeah. 85 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,104 - Hear about the body? - What body? 86 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,331 Yeah, what body? 87 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,133 Sheriff Jody Mills. 88 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,940 Trashman found it behind the hardware store this morning, eaten. 89 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,911 - Eaten how'? - Like, nothing left but the peach pit, you know? 90 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,583 Any idea what did it? 91 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,519 Coroner's saying animals out of the woods. Bobcats and whatnot. 92 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,024 No wonder Sheriff Cuse was out of sons back there. 93 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,785 Got this whole mess to deal with. 94 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,931 - Attacks like this common for the area? - Heck, no. 95 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,657 When I lived here, we kept our critters in check. 96 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,503 Did it leave any tracks, you know? Any hairs? 97 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,503 Not even a claw mark on the body. 98 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,634 I'll be right back. 99 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,710 Okay. Yeah. Save you a seat, Jods. 100 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,679 No way. Heh. 101 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,820 Jody. How's it going? 102 00:07:56,009 --> 00:08:00,856 Oh, you know, having the time of my life at a sheriffs' retreat in Hibbing. 103 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,288 Wow, sounds like a blast. 104 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,791 Uh, Dean says hi. 105 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,321 You found him? 106 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,397 - Thanks for telling me. - Yeah. 107 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,536 Uh, right, sorry about that. 108 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,534 How's he doing? 109 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:18,005 Good. Good. Yeah, you know. You know, hold on a sec, I'm gonna put you on speaker. 110 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,979 Hey, Jody. How's Alex holding up? 111 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,009 Awesome. Already head of the cheerleading squad. 112 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,650 Wow, really? 113 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,719 No. Sam, she smokes grass under the bleachers. 114 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,719 - But at least she's not luring men to their deaths. - Right. 115 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,186 This may not be your thing, but a body was found here this morning... 116 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,420 ...and something had gone to chow town on it. 117 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,025 Uh, was the throat ripped out? 118 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:45,226 Worse. I'm hearing that all the flesh had been eaten down to the bones. 119 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,496 - Any ideas? - Well, it's not a vampire. 120 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,437 Yeah, I don't know, Jody. I got nothing. 121 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:54,736 Jody, um, we could head that way. Wouldn't be any trouble at all. 122 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:58,108 No, I can handle it. I'll call if it gets to be something I can't. 123 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,745 All right. Well, uh, enjoy the retreat. 124 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,355 Screw you, Winchester. 125 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,185 Talk soon. 126 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:11,227 I'm gonna swallow a bag of knives if I gotta keep looking at this stuff. Let's... 127 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,456 - Jody said she was on top of it, Dean. - Uh-huh. 128 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,304 All right. Let's take a drive. 129 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:37,278 Hey. Sheriff Jody Mills. I wanna take a look at the body they brought in this morning. 130 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,883 Sure. Soon as you become a member of the Hibbing Police Department. 131 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:45,393 - I'm just trying to help here. - And I'm just trying to not lose my job. 132 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:52,465 - Hey, stranger. - Hi, Shelley. How are the kids? 133 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:55,333 Little jerks. I love them to death. Ha, ha. Need something'! 134 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,168 - Just came to check out the vie. - Where's Len at? 135 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,901 He's tied up with the retreat. Big surprise, right? 136 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,674 But what's the sense in having a hotel full of sheriffs if you can't help out? 137 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,077 Someone's gotta get you a halo or something. 138 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,275 But, um, what's her deal? 139 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:10,846 Sheriff Mills. 140 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,587 Might say she left her manners back in Sioux Falls. 141 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,091 - Ah. - But she's with me. 142 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,424 - Oh. - So, what do you say? Curtains up? 143 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,495 Hold onto your breakfasts. This one's grisly. 144 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,003 Ate the whole kit and caboodle, that's for darn sure. 145 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,678 - You got a measuring tape? - Yeah. 146 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,518 Can I see his personal effects? 147 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,507 That string bean wore these? 148 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,007 - Where's the belt? - He wasn't wearing any. 149 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,713 These stayed up without a belt? 150 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,579 Or wild animals stole it. 151 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,716 Jody-o, check this out. 152 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,428 You know, I've been hunting since I could hold a mini-rifle... 153 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:29,930 ...seen darn near every bite in the book, but I couldn't tell you what did the biting here. 154 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,261 I was afraid of that. 155 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,266 Meaning? 156 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,099 Nothing. Got me stumped too. 157 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,544 Don't go smoking, Howie. 158 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,915 Ugh. Just watch your Top Model. 159 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,962 Aah! Hey! 160 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,710 Hi, Len. 161 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,684 How's that seltzer treating you? 162 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,732 Something I can help you with? 163 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,199 That animal attack last night sounded real bad. 164 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,398 - Yeah, it sure was. Yeah. - What kind of animal you thinking did it now? 165 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,677 Oh, I don't know. Something. Got Animal Control on it. 166 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,868 That's it? 167 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,507 Jody Mills, Sioux Falls. 168 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,748 Sheriff Cuse. We have, uh... 169 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,182 ...an issue with the... 170 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,714 ...raffle. 171 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,852 Right. 172 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,263 Excuse me, I should go see to this. Uh, ahem. 173 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,524 Enjoy your night, sheriffs. 174 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,537 He's got about as much idea as we do. Squat. 175 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:25,772 You know, maybe he's right. Just let Animal Control take the lead. 176 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,423 I used to put the cans in his cart. 177 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,558 You really miss him much? 178 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,794 Honestly, Donna, I just met the guy... 179 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,300 ...but Doug seems like kind of a dick. 180 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,938 But he was my dick. 181 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:04,806 I'm gonna go hit the can, you know, where it's less gross. 182 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,940 - Let's keep this to ourselves. - Everything okay? 183 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,326 Yeah, it's all good. 184 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,328 All good with the raffle. 185 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,129 Can we get real, please? 186 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,240 All right, um, you want real? Um... 187 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,332 Somebody else turned up dead. 188 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,336 - Looks like another animal attack. - Please, don't spread that. 189 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,641 We don't wanna spoil everyone's good time. 190 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,851 - Or get too many cooks in the kitchen? - Exactly. 191 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:46,487 Now, uh, Deputy Graham and I gotta go make a few calls... 192 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,255 ...so try and have a good time. All right? 193 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,809 Alex, stop. 194 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,504 No... 195 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,377 Why do I hear firecrackers? 196 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,347 Hello-J? 197 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,025 So maybe your life's not all cupcakes either. 198 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,051 Never said it was. 199 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:29,027 Uh-oh. Flying the coop without me? Again? 200 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,997 - No. - No, I get it. I do. 201 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,660 - Take a hint, Donna. Right? It's okay. - There's been another animal attack. 202 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,338 Shut the front door. Says who? 203 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,372 I just talked to Sheriff Cuse. 204 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:46,380 I was on my way out to the morgue, but it's probably closed by now anyway, and... 205 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,713 it'll wait till tomorrow. 206 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,083 Anything I can help with there? 207 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,255 Not unless you got any gems on how to handle a teenage girl. 208 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,054 Because mine is... - Kind of a dick? 209 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,594 She's got a whole lot more in there too. 210 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,067 Really good stuff. 211 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:16,240 I was 17 once. You know, hair up to here. Attitude up to here. 212 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,742 Why can't I get through to her? 213 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,443 You let anybody through to you at that age? 214 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,547 Joey DeMoupied. 215 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,852 Drove a motorcycle. Smelled like... 216 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,361 Mm. Yeah. 217 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,366 She'll come around. You did, right? 218 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:46,909 So fresh corpse, jerk ex-husband, out-of-control teen. 219 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,603 Wanna gel blingoed on my minibar and watch pay-per-view? 220 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,382 Thanks. I'm gonna crash. 221 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,079 It's been a long day. 222 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,319 Don't I know it. 223 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,122 - I said I could handle it. - Nice to see you too. 224 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,018 Hey. 225 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,021 I'm headed to the morgue, you want in'? 226 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,684 - We just came from there. - And? 227 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,659 And flesh was eaten off the second vie too. 228 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,424 Anything missing? 229 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,365 His wallet. Why? 230 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,026 Because I think a belt was missing off the first kid. 231 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:52,000 A belt? So, what, we have monsters eating and then robbing people? 232 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,171 Jody-o, you take sugar? 233 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,338 No. No sugar. 234 00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,808 "Jody-o"? 235 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,350 It's... Don't ask. 236 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,488 Wait a second. Isn't that, uh, Donna? 237 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,821 - Fat-spa Donna. Yeah. - Right. 238 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,460 You guys know my stalker? 239 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,223 She nearly blew a case for us last time. 240 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:16,524 I haven't been able to shake that ray of sunshine since I got here. 241 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,694 She's actually been pretty helpful. 242 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,462 It's just tough keeping her out of this nightmare stuff. 243 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,471 Right. You mind distracting her while we poke around? 244 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,505 You show up and now I'm a babysitter? 245 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,878 She hasn't gotten mixed up with this crap yet. Let's just try to keep it that way. 246 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,344 Fine. But if she tries to show me her sticker collection, I'm out. 247 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,249 Agent Frehley? Agent Criss? 248 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,597 - Hey, Sheriff Hanscum. - Hi. 249 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,257 I thought that was you. Ain't this a kick in the pants? 250 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,019 - What dragged you in? - Uh, well, we can't talk about it. 251 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,993 Oh, yeah. I hear you. 252 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,430 - Anything I can help with? - No, no, no. Nothing. Ahem. 253 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,939 Actually, sheriff, I was thinking you and I could go check out the gear expo. 254 00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,669 What about the morgue? 255 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,773 You know, like you said, Animal Control will handle that. 256 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,549 - If it's cool with you, it's cool with me. - Great. 257 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,019 I did hear they're packing some pretty serious heat in there. 258 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:14,447 Hurry. 259 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,790 Hey there. 260 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,092 Agents Criss and Frehley. Looking for the sheriff. 261 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,098 Of Hibbing. 262 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,232 That'd be me. 263 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,409 We're here investigating the attacks over the last couple nights. 264 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,407 Just wondering where you're at on that. 265 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,740 - On the, uh, animal attacks? - Yeah. 266 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,918 Wait, you're telling me the FBI has got nothing better to do? 267 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,442 Well, we go where the boss tells us to. 268 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:47,089 To what, arrest a bobcat from Hibbing? 269 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,991 Is there a problem? 270 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,091 No. No, there's no problem. 271 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,091 You ain't the first feds to roll through here and come up with nothing. 272 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,428 - Sure is cute to watch you try though. - Pal, the FBI doesn't do cute. 273 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:03,664 Sheriff Cuse, we're just hoping there might be some surveillance footage of the attacks. 274 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,344 - Maybe a traffic camera caught something. - Right. No. Sorry, I don't have a record of it. 275 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,777 Speaking of, uh, can you keep an eye on the expo for me, deputy? 276 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,649 I gotta check in with the guys at Animal Control. 277 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,619 Agents, good to meet you. Uh... 278 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,154 Help yourself to a bear claw. 279 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,661 Sheriffs lying. 280 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,470 Pfft. Deputy Douche seems to think so. 281 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,474 All right. I'll go try and crack the police sewer. 282 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,136 - Maybe something showed up on surveillance. - Maybe I'll go crack the deputy. 283 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:48,216 Right. But this time, try to be a little less defensive of your "pretend job." 284 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,985 You know, this badge means something. 285 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,384 I made it at Kinko's. 286 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,121 Yes, you did. 287 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,716 Be proud of that. 288 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,223 Son of a gun. 289 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,200 Officer ladies. Here, check this one out. 290 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,135 You can take it to lunch, to the gym, have your nails done. 291 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,830 She's always by your side. 292 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,734 How about this puppy? 293 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,848 Well, it depends. 294 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,676 Think you can handle a big one? 295 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,721 - Sigma, right? - Ten pounds pull weight. Cute. 296 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,585 You call this a big one? 297 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,920 Hope you drive a Porsche. 298 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,757 Chaz, if you're trying to pull the wool over this one, you got the wrong girl. 299 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,425 Sheriff Hanscum here is a wolf in sheep's skin, right? Ha, ha. 300 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:43,265 Thank you. Wolves are majestic creatures. 301 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,270 But save your flattery for other female people. 302 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,274 Oh. Oh, Sheriff Goodhill. No, no. I mean, yeah. 303 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,042 But, no, we just met. Cufflinks, you know how it is. 304 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,446 Cuff-what? - Cufflinks. 305 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,188 It's a dating site for cops. You on it, Donna? 306 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,790 Me? No. Not quite there yet. 307 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:05,588 You still, uh, getting in date shape? Huh? Huh? 308 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,932 It's more like trying to get through the stuff on my DVR first. 309 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,899 - Ha, ha. - Oh, for the love of God. 310 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,469 What is wrong with you? 311 00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,467 You get off on fat-shaming chicks? 312 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,471 You are so not fat, by the way. 313 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,473 And you... 314 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,978 ...you are just a douche. 315 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:32,483 Well, okay. I'll just, uh... 316 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,217 Okay, then. 317 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:41,488 What the H-E double hockey sticks, Jody? Calling my ex "a douche" to his face. 318 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:45,397 - Didn't look like you were gonna do it. - What would be the point? We're divorced. 319 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,559 You really think I'm gonna change him now? 320 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,002 So he gets to treat you like a doormat forever? 321 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,675 How about this? Till you've actually lost a husband... 322 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,811 ...you keep your mouth zipped about mine. 323 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:22,165 Did something happen? To your husband? 324 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,669 We all have our crosses to bear, right? 325 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:28,505 - Hey, I'm sorry if I... - No. 326 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,205 It's fair. I certainly went there. 327 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,549 - You wanna talk about it...? - Not right now. 328 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,883 All right, then. 329 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,519 I'm gonna go get some air. 330 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:59,574 Agent, are you looking for some teeny-weeny handcuffs to slap on some paws? 331 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,906 Heh. I think we got off on the wrong foot. 332 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,342 Right. How's that exactly? 333 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,509 Well, this investigation that my partner and I are here on, it's big. 334 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,883 And, uh, we're looking for some local help. 335 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,856 You know, someone who's not afraid to talk shop with the big boys back in D.C. 336 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:21,088 Think that might be something you'd be interested in? 337 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,261 Might be. 338 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,902 What can I do? 339 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,334 Well, first of all, I'm gonna need you to be totally straight with me. 340 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,769 Is there any footage of the attack? Anything? 341 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,444 Sheriff Cuse changed the password on the server yesterday. 342 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,281 It's got the live feed from the traffic camera across the street... 343 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,451 ...from where that first vic got attacked. When I went to go check the footage... 344 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,590 ...sheriff said he'd do it himself. 345 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,129 Did he say why? 346 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:01,637 But, you know, sheriff's a straight shooter. I'm sure he had his reasons. 347 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,134 I'm sure he did. 348 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:08,309 I appreciate the cooperation, deputy. When I need you, I'll come find you, okay? 349 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,736 - All right. - All right. 350 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,553 Animal attack my ass. 351 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,390 You seen Sheriff Cuse around? 352 00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:39,228 - Not since the expo. - Yeah, me neither. 353 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,336 How you doing, kiddo? 354 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,065 Me? I'm fantastic. Why? 355 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:49,201 Word around the campfire is you went off the res a couple months back. 356 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,210 That right? 357 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,211 You and Sam been passing notes during class? 358 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,152 It's nothing I can't handle. 359 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,879 Just saying, I make a mean bowl of chowder if you ever need to talk. 360 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,424 I appreciate that. 361 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,260 - Hey. - You got something? 362 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,054 Uh, well, there was something. 363 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:10,665 I hacked into the surveillance sewer but the files have been deleted. 364 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,598 Sheriff Cuse was the only one who had access to those files. 365 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,396 - Here she comes. Hey. - Hi. 366 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,875 Jody, can we talk a sec'? 367 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:20,933 Alone. 368 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,445 Yeah, we'll go look around. 369 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:30,053 Okay, first of all, back there, I was wrong to butt in. 370 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,246 - I know it hurt you, and I'm sorry. - What? 371 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:37,518 Oh, yeah, quit being a doormat. Yeah. I hear you, Jody. It's okay. We're okay. 372 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:42,461 Only, there's something else I can't quite wrap my head around. 373 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,037 You ever think there are things out there? 374 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,769 Things that... 375 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,268 ...don't end up an the police blotter? 376 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:57,473 - Can you give me some specifics? - Yeah, okay. 377 00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:02,413 Well, I was kind of far away, so maybe I didn't see it right, but what I think I saw... 378 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,717 ...were teeth. 379 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,218 It was Sheriff Cuse. 380 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,656 I saw him standing over Sheriff Goodhill's body... 381 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:16,730 ...and his mouth was full of shark teeth like some kind of... 382 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,323 Monster. 383 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,734 - You think I'm crazy? - Not at all. 384 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:27,570 - Did he see you? - No. I hid. Like a chump. 385 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,407 You really believe me? 386 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,413 Yeah. So will those guys from the FBI. 387 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,850 If you say so. 388 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:41,251 Hey, yesterday, I saw Cuse taking his stuff into a room down the hall from mine. 389 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,119 Must have been... 390 00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:45,157 ...304. 391 00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,758 This is Agent Frehley. Leave me a message. 392 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,162 Sam, Cuse is our guy. 393 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:56,362 Donna said she saw him check in to 304. Hit me back. 394 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,769 What now'? Just let the locals handle it? 395 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:04,105 Oh, trust me, the locals should not handle this. 396 00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,818 Look at all this sunblock. 397 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,340 You'd think he's at the Copacabana or something. 398 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,914 I'll explain later. 399 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:06,174 What the heck is that for? 400 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,007 Oh. Whoa. 401 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,706 I got your voice-mail. 402 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,783 - Sheriff is a vampire. - She just pulled out a machete. 403 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:19,352 - Donna saw his teeth. - What the cuss? A vampire? 404 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:24,287 Ahem. You wanna give her the talk? 405 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,190 Heck. 406 00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,293 Just heck. 407 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,200 Are we good? 408 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:40,136 - Wait, so when we were at the weight loss spa... Monsters. 409 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,939 Sucking on your fat. 410 00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:45,949 We took care of them. 411 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,751 Oh, jeez. I knew losing 10 pounds that fast was too good to be true. 412 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:59,255 Here. Maybe this is where Sheriff Vampire went. 413 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,124 It could be anything. 414 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:15,067 - What do you got? - Looks like it's an old farm outside of town. 415 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,480 - Could be something. - And it's the only lead we got. 416 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,276 We? 417 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:26,481 All due respect, sheriff, but vampires are far more dangerous... 418 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,921 ...than the johns you throw in jail. - You're gonna sit this one out. 419 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:34,322 Stuff you, Dean. Or whatever your real name is. 420 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,759 Hanscum's good. 421 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,159 - Jody. - I said she's good. 422 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,702 Okay, all right. But you stay in back. 423 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,468 We're taking the lead, okay? 424 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:39,260 If you gotta swing, swing hard. 425 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,054 With vamps, heads gotta roll. 426 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:44,228 Got it. 427 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,625 Run. 428 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:46,552 Heh. Well, hi there, sunflower. 429 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,508 It's all love, pretty boy. 430 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:07,645 All of you will become all of us. 431 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,648 We won't waste one bit. 432 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,845 Okay, Mufasa, enough with the circle-of-life crap. 433 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,691 - You're a vampire. You're scum. End of story. - Mm-hm. 434 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:23,462 Hey, I'm not in the mood. 435 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:32,471 Wait, it's not enough that you kill people, you've gotta rob them too? 436 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:37,943 We scavenge. We don't sip and go. We use every part of the buffalo. 437 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,310 And to think I gave you lunch money. 438 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:44,715 - But you came in time for dinner. - Starr, please let them go. 439 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:49,516 I helped you out. I ditched that video of Catfish killing that man. 440 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,388 We didn't want favors, Len. 441 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,620 We wanted you. 442 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,529 What use am I now? I don't even kill people. 443 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:57,859 I'm on bagged blood. 444 00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,232 I beg your pardon? I saw you with your vampire face standing over Sheriff Goodhill. 445 00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,576 No, no, no. I found her. 446 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:28,220 I smelled her blood. I couldn't help my... My fangs. 447 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,029 - But I didn't bite. - Well, aren't you a hero? 448 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,603 It's your nature to eat people. 449 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:40,907 A vampire who doesn't feed is like a... Like a... 450 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,442 Tiger eating salad. 451 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,775 We aren't gonna slop, Len. 452 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:51,579 We'll take down every person in your sweet little Hibbing... 453 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:53,619 ...till you some back to the nest. 454 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,221 So, what'd you do, Len? 455 00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:59,623 You, uh, break up Burning Man? 456 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:01,628 More like Woodstock. 457 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:06,459 Len found me crying on the curb after my daddy kicked me out. 458 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:11,130 I got in Len's van and the rest is wavy gravy. 459 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,635 So, what, Len's like your Charlie Manson? 460 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:18,542 Oh. Charlie couldn't hold a candle to Len. 461 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,414 He taught us everything. 462 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,788 Yeah, I'm sure it was all kombucha and "Kumbaya." 463 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,617 Liberating is what it was. 464 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,987 And then one day, poof, Len's gone. 465 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,562 Till he landed his photo in the paper. Stupid. 466 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:38,595 Ha, ha. For running a police retreat, of all things. 467 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:43,003 You didn't just go straight, you became a damn cop. 468 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:47,166 Now, that is wild, man. 469 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,279 Are you feeling dirty, Len? 470 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:53,176 Because we're about to have ourselves a bloodbath. 471 00:37:56,508 --> 00:38:00,354 - Don't you wanna know why I left? - I already know why. 472 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:03,354 You got boring. 473 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,325 I got a conscience. 474 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,593 Prey that begged for their lives, it was like... 475 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:17,172 ...even if I used every part, like I taught you, I mean, it's still wrong. 476 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,300 So, you walked away? 477 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,835 I tried to protect people. 478 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,707 Man, after so many years of gutting them. 479 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,655 That's why I'm here. 480 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:40,152 I'll join your bloody caravan, if it means you won't kill these people. 481 00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,123 We aren't killing anyone. 482 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,568 You are. 483 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,003 You don't have to do this. 484 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,909 Kiss my ass. 485 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,694 We love you, brother... 486 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,166 ...but we don't know who you are anymore. 487 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:30,936 Can't say we didn't try. 488 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,808 Hakuna matata, lady. 489 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,777 That's what I'm talking about. 490 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,917 You okay? 491 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,289 Yeah. 492 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:23,728 Other than feeling like I wanna hurl, sure. 493 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:29,765 - Hey. - I just chopped off a vampire's head. 494 00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:32,501 - You were great at that. - Thanks. 495 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,643 - You good? - Yeah. 496 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,342 Yeah, you know, for the first time I've been back... 497 00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:41,745 ...I didn't feel like the mark was pushing me. 498 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,675 First time? 499 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:47,516 Knowing that these things are out there... 500 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:53,327 ...makes the world seem, I don't know, bigger. 501 00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,354 Darker. 502 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,999 All I know is back there, killing those vamps... 503 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,197 ...I felt like me again. 504 00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:06,669 All right. So that's good, right? 505 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,366 Yeah. 506 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:14,145 You know, if you want any pointers on how to fight this crazy crap... 507 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,286 ...I'm willing to fill you in. You know, what kills what. 508 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,517 I'd like that. 509 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,517 Good. 510 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,527 Let's go with that.