1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:07,376 Wings of Titania, bear mine eyes aloft as I bid thee... 2 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,134 - Hex bag. - So we're thinking witch. 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,519 Yeah. This is Old World black magic. 4 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,318 - We're here for the witch Rowena. Mother. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,655 But you have managed to stay away for 300 years. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,161 There was unpleasantness with the Grand Coven. 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,061 - It was no environment for a child. - Aah! 8 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,576 - What did they take? - Peanut butter and bread. 9 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,318 - They sent me to a boys' home. - Teach you some discipline. 10 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:29,338 Responsibility. Keep you out of trouble. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,170 - It's Cain. - As in Cain and Abel. 12 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,405 Lucifer was gonna make my brother into his pet, so I offered a deal. 13 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:37,343 - it's the bloody Mark of Cain. - So I became a soldier of hell. 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,109 I can give you the Mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want. 15 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,580 But you have to know, with the Mark comes a great burden. 16 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:45,748 - What the hell? Charlie. - We're still connected physically. 17 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,391 If you hurt her, you hurt me. 18 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,090 Dean! 19 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,791 - I'm so sorry, kiddo. - I forgive you, Dean. 20 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,292 You good? 21 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,129 No. 22 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,618 I didn't anything from you, man. 23 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,483 It wasn't me, man. 24 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,632 You're gonna keep coming and stealing? 25 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,455 - It was that skinny broad. - Where's my money? Where's my money'? 26 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:24,924 You give me my money! 27 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,463 Swear on my mother, JP... 28 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:34,105 ...I see your face in here again, I'll kill you. 29 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,970 Like hell. This is frigging America, man. You can't just... 30 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,679 What you looking at? 31 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,584 Well, after Cain killed Abel, he became a demon. 32 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,846 I felt connected to you right from the beginning. 33 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,491 You and I are very much alike. 34 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,591 Loan give you the Mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want. 35 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,231 No, when I kill, I kill for a reason. 36 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,925 I'm nothing like Cain. 37 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:15,769 Why are you fighting what you really are? 38 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,581 - Hey. - Hey. 39 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,983 Caught a case. 40 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,654 Apparently, something is taking people... 41 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,626 ...and leaving their clothes. 42 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,822 Hmm. About time this gig got an R rating. 43 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,070 All right. Why don't you check it out? I'll hold down the fort. 44 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,804 Dean, you haven't left the bunker in a week. 45 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,940 - And? - And... 46 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:35,086 ...you can't just live the rest of your life locked up in this room. 47 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,347 I don't know. I got three hots and a cot. Could be worse. 48 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:42,355 - Look, I know you're worried about the Mark. - Yes, Sam, lam. 49 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,859 - Between what I did to Charlie... - Charlie forgave you. 50 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,592 How about you forgive yourself? 51 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:54,194 I'm not exactly batting a thousand here, you know? 52 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,964 Yeah, I do know that, but staying locked up in here... 53 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:59,364 ...sitting on the ground, reading the same lore books... 54 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,843 ...over and over and over again, it's not helping you. 55 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,209 You need to get back in the game. For your own good. 56 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,175 You can beat this, Dean. 57 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:12,147 - You really believe that? - Yeah, you're damn right I believe that. 58 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,018 You know, you also believed in the Easter Bunny till you were 12. 59 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,719 No, I didn't. 60 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,662 Look, I was 11. 61 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,566 And a half. 62 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,531 And a half, right. 63 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,204 So? 64 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:39,406 Okay. 65 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,250 And then... 66 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:49,654 ...there was this bright light, and, barn, the dude's just gone. 67 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,557 Nothing left but, uh... 68 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,231 A cheap suit and a pair of Florsheims? 69 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,899 Pretty much. 70 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,732 - You see anyone else? - No, sir, officer. 71 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,066 Now, what about a chill? 72 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:06,403 - Or did you smell any rotten eggs? - What? 73 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,046 No, man. Uh... 74 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,681 Smelled flowers, though. 75 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,381 You smelled flowers? What kind of flowers? 76 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,284 - Flowery flowers. - Flowery flowers. 77 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,416 Look. 78 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:27,297 We all know what's going on here, okay? 79 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,089 Don't say it. 80 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,703 - Aliens. - He said it. 81 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,236 - Yeah, he did. - Dude was abducted. 82 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:38,705 Believe me, I know. May 2003. 83 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,904 Those suckers, they grabbed me, and they probed me. Everywhere. 84 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,446 - Okay. - Thanks for your time. 85 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:47,619 - I'm talking everywhere. And I mean... - Okay, okay. 86 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,946 Well, the wheels just came flying off the bus. 87 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:53,283 Yeah. No cold spots. Means it probably wasn't a ghost. 88 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,427 And no sulfur means no demons. So that leaves us with what? 89 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,256 Couple of little green dudes and a bucket of lube? 90 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:02,228 Or fairies. Or angels. 91 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,801 - I'd rather have the little green dudes. - I'll go scope out JP's place. 92 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,335 You ask around inside. 93 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,770 Or you know what? We don't have to split up. 94 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,839 No, no. it's cool. I can handle a little 20 questions with the locals, okay? 95 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,482 - You sure? - Yeah. Hey, look, it's a dive bar. 96 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,516 It's my comfort zone. Hmm? 97 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,450 All right. Good. Great. 98 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,668 It's only a matter of time 99 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,964 It's only a matter of time 100 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,197 What can I do you? 101 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,010 Screw it. I'm gonna believe in myself. 102 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,478 - Attaboy. - Give me something dark and strong. 103 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,184 Hey, did you know that guy that went missing? JP? 104 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,383 - Who's asking? - Just an old pal. 105 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,686 Look, I'm sorry to hear about what happened... 106 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,889 ...but guy's a lowlife. 107 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,870 That night? I had to kick his ass out of here for stealing my tips. 108 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,398 Whatever JP got... 109 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,505 ...probably had it coming. 110 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,404 Ouch. 111 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,714 You feel the separation 112 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,376 Will put a stop to all you've seen to 113 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,717 The same old situation 114 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:39,090 Though you struggle for life In the end it defeats you 115 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,261 JP wasn't that bad. 116 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:53,243 - You knew him? - This isn't exactly Cheers, but, yeah. 117 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,907 And don't get me wrong. I would not buy a used car from the guy. 118 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,243 But he was harmless. 119 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:02,712 So, what was his problem? 120 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,412 Heh. What wasn't? 121 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:08,354 You're in here getting stunned while the sun's still up... 122 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,360 ...your life's a regular Charlie Foxtrot, trust me. 123 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,468 - I'm Dean. - Tina. 124 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,803 Here you go. 125 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,071 How do you know the Royals Motel in Scranton? 126 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,748 My dad, me and my bro got snowed in there for a week. 127 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,385 Well, I was there for about three months... 128 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,612 ...after my father drank all our money away. 129 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,124 Lived on white rice and Tic Tacs until they kicked us out. 130 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,453 Good times. 131 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,788 Heh, heh. My dad was always working, so I came up with 101 ways... 132 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,466 ...to make macaroni and cheese. 133 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,933 - Serious? - Oh, yeah, add ketchup for spice. 134 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,402 Tuna, hot dogs... 135 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,972 ...fluff marshmallow mix. 136 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,474 - Oh, that sounds disgusting. - Well, my brother thought it was exotic. 137 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,780 Well, here's to crappy childhoods. 138 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,815 All right. 139 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:12,979 - Oh. Whew. - Oh. 140 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,328 - Oh. Sorry. - I should go. 141 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,997 Uh... 142 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,126 Before you fall hopelessly in love with me. 143 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,440 - You gonna be okay? - I always am. 144 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,470 - How we looking? - Not great. 145 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,307 Turns out JP was about three days from getting evicted. 146 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,849 His landlord said the guy blasted Neil Diamond 24/7... 147 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,011 ...and that his bathroom was, quote, "like staring into the devil's butt." 148 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:50,021 - That's vivid. - Yeah, and accurate. I saw it. 149 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,719 - You saw the john, or, uh...? - Don't. 150 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,357 So you got anything? 151 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,228 Yeah, I got jack with two scoops of squat. 152 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,703 I don't know, man. I think we ought to call it a night and... 153 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,966 And what? 154 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,069 Dean? Hello? 155 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,245 Sammy, I think I got something. 156 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,684 Tina! 157 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,122 What the hell? 158 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,971 Son of a bitch. 159 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,885 Seriously? 160 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,396 Ugh. Seriously? 161 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,656 Ahem. Hey. 162 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,902 What's your name? 163 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,400 Dean. 164 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,070 Dean? It's me. Tina. 165 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,903 What? 166 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,943 Please tell me you know what the hell is going on. 167 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,979 Honestly, I'm not sure yet. 168 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,845 Because I left the bar, and then there was this... 169 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,678 A light? A bright light. 170 00:12:56,909 --> 00:13:01,085 Yes, and then I was here and I thought this was a nightmare, but... 171 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,522 Oh, God, if you're here... 172 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,993 - It can't be real. This doesn't... - I know. Just try to stay calm. 173 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:11,100 Stay calm? I'm a frigging tween, and you look like some One Direction reject. 174 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,170 And we're in some freaky serial-killer basement. 175 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,862 - I can't... - Tina, Tina. Just... 176 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,706 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, okay? 177 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,476 Look, anything else happen to you? 178 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,616 This is crazy. 179 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,216 How are you so calm? 180 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,685 Practice. 181 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,382 Who's your friend? 182 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,384 Not sure. He doesn't talk. 183 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,061 JP? 184 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,993 - No! Aah! - Hey! Hey! 185 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,390 - Aah! - No! 186 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,897 You can't do this! 187 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,761 No! 188 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,419 What is it? 189 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,869 Hey, buddy. 190 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,803 Where'd that jacket come from? 191 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,806 My bar mitzvah. 192 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,584 It was a magical night. 193 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,619 That right? 194 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,822 Why don't you try that again? 195 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,151 Dumpster. 196 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,385 Found it by a Dumpster. 197 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,223 All right. 198 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,600 Mm. 199 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,600 They probably poisoned it. 200 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,675 Mm. Mm. 201 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,941 Right. Obviously. 202 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,153 What do you think they're doing to JP? 203 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,958 Nothing good. 204 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,217 What are you doing? 205 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,052 Getting us out of here. 206 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,634 You know, before... 207 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,035 ...I thought you were just another drunk. 208 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,637 I prefer "functional alcoholic." 209 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,470 Seriously, who...? 210 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,043 What are you? 211 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,678 That... 212 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,082 ...is a long-ass story. 213 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,541 Flowers. 214 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,308 Yahtzee. 215 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,488 - Get out. - What? 216 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,993 Hurry. I'll keep him busy. 217 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,563 - Screw that. You're coming with me. - There's no time. Go. Get help. 218 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,170 - I know you will. - Tina... 219 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,909 Help me! Help me! Please! 220 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,916 I need a doctor! 221 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,919 I need a doctor now! 222 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,923 What are you screaming about, girl? 223 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,856 - Yeah? - Hi, Sammy. 224 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,900 Dean? 225 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,756 - Wait a second. You're, uh... - Uh-huh. 226 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,689 - How? - No clue. 227 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,389 There was some Scarf ace-looking dude, a bright light. 228 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,194 Next thing I know, I wake up looking like Bieber. 229 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,238 - Why would someone turn you into...? - Don't know. Don't care. 230 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,036 - Hey, we got any grenades? - What? 231 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,075 Dude. Wait. Wait a second. Talk to me. 232 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,077 Really, Sam? Now? 233 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,910 I got no grass on the infield, and a girl's gonna die. 234 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,586 Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood. 235 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,278 Look, you wanted me back in the game... 236 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,422 ...I'm back in the damn game. 237 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,456 Come on. 238 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,129 Oh. Ma'am, allow me. 239 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,643 Your son is so polite. 240 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,539 Thanks. 241 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,050 - Where we heading? - Tell you on the way. 242 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,061 Okay, okay. Hey, wait. Uh... 243 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,628 Maybe I should drive. 244 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:57,494 - Yeah. - Yeah. Seat, seat, seat. Unh. 245 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,902 Whew. 246 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,312 Cake? Why would they give you cake? 247 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,982 Don't know. 248 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:16,017 - It wasn't even good cake. Too dry. - Heh. 249 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,586 What? 250 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,354 Nothing. 251 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,161 Okay. Not nothing. Look, this is bizarre. 252 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,101 Even for us. Dean, this is insane. 253 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,139 You're, like... You're, like, 14? 254 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,674 How does it even feel? 255 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:47,310 Well, I'm me. I'm old me, but I'm a kid... 256 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,008 It's freaking weird, dude. 257 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,884 And... 258 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,358 What? 259 00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:02,325 There was a Taylor Swift song on the bus that I hopped to the motel... 260 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,724 ...and I liked it, Sam. 261 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,697 I liked it a lot. 262 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,735 - Okay. - And my voice is weird... 263 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,638 ...and I've got like nine zits, and I have zero control over this. 264 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,554 - It's up, it's down, it's up for no reason. - That's enough. Thanks. 265 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,046 Uh-— Ahem. That's just called puberty. 266 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,879 Yeah. Which sucks. Again. 267 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:29,024 Well, listen, I checked out the alley where you got jumped... 268 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,421 ...and I found yarrow. 269 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,554 - Which means what? - We're probably dealing with a witch. 270 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,063 Yarrow's a flower. They use it in a ton of spells. 271 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:40,362 Okay. We still got some of that witch-killing crap in the trunk? 272 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,233 Hell, yeah. So we'll get you changed back... 273 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,069 ...and then light Sabrina's ass up. 274 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,944 Right? 275 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,446 Yeah, about that... 276 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,755 It turns out this whole freak show has an upside. 277 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,458 The Mark is gone. 278 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,699 How? 279 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,268 Well, if this hoodoo slammed me back into the body I had when I was 14... 280 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,439 - You didn't have the Mark then. - Yeah. 281 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,768 - And if we reverse the spell... - Then it's gonna come back. 282 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,069 That's what I'm thinking. 283 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,145 So... 284 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:26,972 Maybe we don't. 285 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,786 Don't... Wait a second, are you saying you wanna stay like this? 286 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,252 No. 287 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,292 No, but... 288 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,463 ...if it's between being a rage monster slash borderline demon... 289 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,632 ...or a teenager? 290 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:46,098 - Really? - Look, I'm not a fan either, but... 291 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,828 Sam, this is problem solved. 292 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,468 And I'm still me. I can still hunt. 293 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:55,510 I'm just, you know, dewier. 294 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,806 Okay, look. You have a point, kind of. 295 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,484 - But, dude... - I know. 296 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,315 virgin liver. 297 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:12,860 So, what do you say when we're done doing our hero thing, we take her for a test drive? 298 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:15,854 Yeah, sure. 299 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,527 I mean, you can drink again in what? Like seven years? 300 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,637 - That's not funny. - That's kind of funny. 301 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,866 - It's not funny. - Come on. It's kind of funny. 302 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,487 Looks like someone's home. 303 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:46,185 Okay. Lets go in through the basement and get Tina out first. 304 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,955 All right. 305 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,160 It's still open. 306 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:30,835 Tina? 307 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:36,673 All right, let's go. 308 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,779 - Dean, I'm way too big to fit in that. - First time you ever had to say that, huh? 309 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,881 Big talk coming from the dude wearing Underoos. 310 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,261 Okay, good one. Here. Why don't you go around back? 311 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,794 - Look for another way in. - Yeah. 312 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:26,550 Don't. 313 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,485 Where's the girl? 314 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:31,550 Upstairs. Alive. 315 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,525 - What did you do to us? - Nothing. 316 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,893 I'm no witch. 317 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,895 I just work for one. 318 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,629 Crappy gig. Where is he? 319 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,133 She. 320 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:49,072 And she is the worst person in the world. 321 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,507 Is that so? 322 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,751 I've been with her for centuries. 323 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,885 Things I've seen her do... 324 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,388 My sister and I... 325 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,391 ...she made us hurt people. 326 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:07,723 Kill people. 327 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,060 And when we tried to escape... 328 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,600 ...she caught us. 329 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,532 Tortured me. 330 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:19,675 And then she made me eat poor Gretel's heart. 331 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,909 Wait, witch? Gretel? Heh. 332 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,775 What, are you saying that you're...? 333 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,915 Hansel. 334 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:29,585 My name is Hansel. 335 00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,085 Hansel? And then... And Gretel? 336 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:35,053 Hansel and Gretel? Like the fable, like the Brothers Grimm? 337 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:40,128 It wasn't a fable. It was based on a true story. 338 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,696 They just gave it a happy ending. 339 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:49,138 Oh. Okay. We get to barbecue a celebrity. Cool. 340 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,369 You can't kill her. 341 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,975 You're just men. 342 00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,644 We're more than that. 343 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,947 We're hunters. 344 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,781 Ah. 345 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,453 Then let me help. 346 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,654 Help? What's in it for you? 347 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,761 Because if you're going to fry that candy-coated bitch... 348 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,626 ...I want in. 349 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,330 You wanna help? 350 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,663 - Tell me how to turn him back. - Sam, it can wait. 351 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,670 Tell me how. 352 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,178 The hex bag that I'm wearing... 353 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,674 ...it will reverse the spell. 354 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:37,580 Squeeze it, and you'll return to your proper age. 355 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:49,532 Look, we waste the witch, I give you the cure. 356 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,624 Deal? 357 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:10,212 Your friend JP didn't have much meat on his bones. 358 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:15,391 Heh. But a good cook works with the ingredients she's given. 359 00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,386 Mm. 360 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,699 Ah, wunderbar. 361 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,896 Oh, don't worry, liebchen... 362 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,200 ...you're too good for soup. 363 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:37,710 I'm thinking a nice sweet chili glaze... 364 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,247 ...a few hours roasting in the oven... 365 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:42,408 ...and an apple in your mouth. 366 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,601 Hansel. 367 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,538 And pals. 368 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,046 Well, our lost lamb. 369 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:16,117 I thought we'd have to go looking for you. 370 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:19,781 Maybe even abandon our home, sweet home here. 371 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:23,754 I never dreamt you'd be stupid enough to come back on your own. 372 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:26,429 Hansel, take care of them. 373 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,430 Yeah, he's not exactly your biggest fan. 374 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,296 Maybe you shouldn't have made him chow down on his sister. 375 00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:39,943 I never made Hansel do anything. 376 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,310 - Unh! - Damn it. 377 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,306 They're hunters. 378 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:04,831 Now, who's hungry? 379 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,608 Don't move. 380 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,447 Oof. Oh, scrawny. We'll have to fatten you up. 381 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:20,912 Don't frigging touch me. 382 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,585 I'm gonna do more than that. 383 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:27,985 Children, oh, they're so sweet and innocent. 384 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,154 And delicious. 385 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,123 - You'll see. Heh-heh-heh. 386 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,787 When I cook him up, I'll give you some. 387 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,991 If you like kids so much, why not go after kids? 388 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,432 - What's with this whole Fountain of Youth? - Hmm. 389 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:45,472 In the olden days, if a child went missing, eh. 390 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,610 The young died all the time. 391 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:52,612 Now, though, with all your Amber Alerts and your milk cartons? 392 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:56,217 A person fillets one rug rat, and people get so angry. 393 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,443 Yeah. I blame Obama. 394 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,452 So I improvise. 395 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,956 I take adults no one will miss and give them back their youth. 396 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,288 And then Kentucky-fry them. 397 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,462 It's the only way I can eat in peace. 398 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,297 So, uh, is it worth it? 399 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,738 I mean, word on the street is people kind of taste like chicken. 400 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:25,472 A bit. European children are more, uh, free range. Gamier. 401 00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:29,177 Americans, though? Mm! They are heaven. 402 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:32,253 - Heh, heh. Fattier. - Heh-heh-heh. 403 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:38,223 The meat so finely marbled it's almost buttery. I just can't get enough. 404 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,989 - Mm. Awesome. - No, I am in awe. 405 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:45,031 This is my first visit to your country, and I have to say... 406 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,863 ...God bless the U.S.A. 407 00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:49,561 Oh, so you're a tourist? 408 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,674 No. It's business, not pleasure. 409 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,537 An old friend is causing trouble... 410 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,407 ...and the Grand Coven asked me to take care of her. 411 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,513 Poor, stupid Rowena. 412 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,051 Wait, Rowena? 413 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,026 She got red hair, thing for ritzy hotels? 414 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,255 - How do you know that? - Huh? 415 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,051 Now you burn! 416 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,787 Stay down, boy. 417 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,735 Turn him. 418 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,138 The hell? 419 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:59,859 That was crazy. Like, psycho crazy. 420 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,696 And you do this all the time? 421 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,567 - All the frigging time. - Not all the time. 422 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:08,209 So can you turn me back? 423 00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:15,082 The hex bag went up in flames. 424 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:16,717 I'm so sorry, Tina. 425 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,383 We may be able to reverse-engineer the spell, though. 426 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,562 Or maybe you don't. 427 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,700 Come again? 428 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,200 I got three ex-husbands... 429 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,849 ...50 grand in debt and not much else. 430 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,713 I was kind of a crappy adult. 431 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,123 Maybe I'll do better this time around. 432 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,624 Get out of town. Get a fresh start. 433 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:02,928 This is my second chance. 434 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,032 Everybody wants a second chance, right? 435 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,604 Sure you're gonna be all right? 436 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:16,277 Like I told you, I always am. 437 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,250 Can we at least give you a ride somewhere? 438 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,648 Give me the keys. 439 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,158 All right, here you go. It's all the cash we got. 440 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:38,060 Thanks. For everything. 441 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,628 You stay safe out there, you hear? 442 00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,668 I will. 443 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:49,409 And hey, we'll always have the Royals Motel, right? 444 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:03,357 So Grand Coven. Any ideas? 445 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:05,185 Doesn't sound good. 446 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:08,022 It sounds like a '80s hair-metal band. 447 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:12,030 You know, lot of hairspray. Lot of eye shadow. Lot of keytar. 448 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:17,996 No? Nothing? Come on, man, I'm painting a word picture here. 449 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,668 Is it back? 450 00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:30,182 Look, I know what you're gonna say, but you were in deep... 451 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:33,686 I know, I know. You saved me and you saved Tina... 452 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,348 ...and you pulled a Dean Winchester. 453 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,054 Thank you. 454 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,625 Anytime. 455 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:50,134 Look, man. Do I wish the Mark was gone? 456 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,537 Yes, of course. Absolutely, I do, but... 457 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,644 I wanted you back. 458 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,380 And now, here you are, and you didn't Hulk out... 459 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,650 ...so I'll take the win. 460 00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:09,213 As for the rest of it, the Mark, everything else... 461 00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,223 ...we'll figure it out. 462 00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:15,056 We always do. 463 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,760 Damn right. 464 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,596 Let's get out of here. 465 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,676 Ah. 466 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,111 I'm back, baby. 467 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,116 Players gonna play Play, play, play, play 468 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:42,587 And the haters gonna hate Hate, hate, hate, hate 469 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,590 Baby, I'm just gonna shake Shake, shake, shake, shake 470 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,957 Shake it off Shake it of! 471 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,861 Heartbreakers gonna break Break, break, break, break 472 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,263 Fakers gonna fake Fake, fake, fake, fake 473 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,565 Baby, I'm just gonna shake Shake, shake, shake, shake 474 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,708 Shake it off Shake it of!