1
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[SIGHS]

2
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Give it to me straight.

3
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Virginal bride, or...

4
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...slut in white? Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.

5
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He is so lucky.

6
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[SIGHS]

7
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[SIGHS]

8
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

9
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MAN:
You okay in there?

10
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I feel sick.

11
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Oh.

12
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You're getting nervous.

13
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You remember last year when Jesse
and I broke up for a couple of weeks...

14
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...and, uh, I thought she spent
those two weeks in bed...

15
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...sad and depressed?

16
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- Yeah.
- This morning she tells me...

17
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...out of the blue that she spent
one of those weeks in bed with Jake Lee.

18
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- What did you do?
- Nothing.

19
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Good. That's good. So, what's wrong?

20
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She slept with Jake Lee.

21
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She slept with him for like a week.

22
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How am I supposed to live with that?
What if all this is a mistake?

23
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Come on,
you would've known that by now.

24
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- Am I overreacting?
- Yes, you are.

25
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Come on, man,
it's not like she actually cheated.

26
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I mean, you know, you had broken up.

27
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Right.

28
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What would you do?

29
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I'd be happy, man. Ha, ha.

30
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I mean, it's Jesse.
Everyone you know wants Jesse.

31
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- What do you mean by that?
- I didn't... I didn't...

32
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Ahem. I didn't mean it like that.
I just, uh...

33
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Look, you wanted this, right?

34
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So, pull yourself together,
go out there and get married.

35
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[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

36
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FRANK:
Ed?

37
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Mr. Allen.

38
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FRANK: You caught me reminiscing.
A lot of memories here.

39
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Buy you a drink?

40
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Oh, I'd love to, Frank, but I'm kind of...
I'm in a bit of a rush.

41
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FRANK:
I insist.

42
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After all, it is the traditional function
of the father of the bride.

43
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ED:
What is?

44
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FRANK:
Keeping the groom away from back exits.

45
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No, I was just gonna go outside,
get some air.

46
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Your best tequila, on the rocks.
Come over here a second.

47
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- It's tequila, right?
ED: Uh, none for me, thanks.

48
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That's great. He'll have a double.

49
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You know, I realize that you don't
know me very well, Ed.

50
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You and Jesse down at school,
my wife and I here, but trust me...

51
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...you can talk to me.

52
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Nothing really to talk about, sir.

53
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FRANK:
Doubts?

54
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No, no. No doubts.
Uh, no doubt in my mind.

55
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I'm totally doubt-free.
I'm, uh... I'm doubtless.

56
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Yeah.

57
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I'll tell you what. Ahem.

58
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Why don't we make a little list, shall we?

59
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Let's start with doubt number one.

60
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Uh, none.

61
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No, I promise. None.
Uh, number one is "none."

62
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Oh, come on, we can do better than that.

63
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What about that thing with Jake Lee?

64
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- She told you that?
- Two weeks, last year.

65
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Two weeks? She told me a week.

66
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One, two, most of Lent,
that's hardly the point.

67
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That's not why you're eyeing the exit.

68
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Jake Lee's an excuse.

69
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Tell me something, Ed.

70
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Do you love her?

71
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Yeah, of course I do.

72
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Then maybe, just maybe,
you're wondering...

73
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...why it isn't pure and constant.

74
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Why all of these ups and downs.
Conviction, then doubt?

75
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How can something that feels
so right one moment...

76
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...make you so queasy the next?

77
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Relax.

78
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Life is a mess.

79
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All you have to do is choose to love her
the best way that you know how.

80
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You know,
I've really gotta get out of here. Um...

81
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Thank you for the advice and the drink...

82
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You know, I've had a marriage
of ups and downs.

83
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Oof.

84
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Dazzling extremes. Perhaps you've
never heard the full account?

85
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Frankly, Frank, another time.

86
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- Maybe Christmas?
- Not really a Christmas story.

87
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Tell you what.

88
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One says "walk."

89
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And the other says "talk."

90
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Pick one. You choose.

91
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Pick the one that says "walk"
and you'll be free of me.

92
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Pick the one that says "talk"
and, well...

93
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You're kidding, right?

94
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[LAUGHS]

95
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No.

96
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ED [READING]:

97
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I get the feeling sometimes, Mr. Allen,
that you don't like me very much.

98
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I like Jake Lee.

99
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But my daughter loves you.

100
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Which means you have
a great capacity to hurt her.

101
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And you've never done a damn thing
to prove to me that you won't.

102
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Like I said, my marriage...

103
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...has been one of extremes.

104
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Certainty and doubt. Deceit and truth.

105
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But it started with truth.

106
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And it started right here in this hotel.

107
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In this very room.

108
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- Hey!
- Hey.

109
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- How you doing, man?
- Good.

110
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- Resolutions, huh?
- Yeah.

111
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I always make mine on December 29th.

112
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That way I only have 48 hours
to feel bummed about not keeping them.

113
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

114
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Hey, have you seen Susan yet?

115
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Uh, no, she's always late.
Have you seen her lately?

116
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No, not since Teddy's party last week.

117
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Teddy had a party?

118
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

119
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- Was she there with anyone, or, uh?
- No, not really.

120
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Oh. Which is it? "Not" or, uh, "really"?

121
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It's hard to say.

122
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Careful, Frank,
she'll leave nothing but your bones.

123
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SUSAN: Cheers.
MEN: Cheers.

124
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- Amen.
- Amen.

125
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All right, okay.
Resolutions, who's got one?

126
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- Sherri?
SHERRI: Thank you. Take off five pounds.

127
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- Oh, come on.
- Take it off now.

128
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SHERRI: Your turn, Frank.
- Okay. I, uh...

129
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I resolve to be bolder.

130
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[ALL LAUGH]

131
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KEN:
What a dick. God.

132
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Well, I resolve to fall in love.

133
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Okay.
This is getting a little kinky now, kids.

134
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- That's pretty ambitious.
- I am almost holding your hand.

135
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[ALL LAUGH]

136
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Okay, next, next. Who, who?

137
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- Come on, Susan.
- Okay, okay. Uh, um...

138
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I resolve to buy a motorcycle.
A red Harley.

139
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Nice. Nothing nicer or sexier
than a chick on a hog.

140
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I resolve to stop you from doing that.

141
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Why? Don't you like motorcycles
or something?

142
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It's just that 95 percent of riders
get injured in the first six months.

143
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- Here we go.
SHERRI: You memorized the stats?

144
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And 55 percent of riders
get seriously injured.

145
00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:52,236
But it gets better than that.

146
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Do you know what doctors call riders
that don't wear a helmet?

147
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- No, tell us.
KEN: Sexy.

148
00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:58,348
Organ donors.

149
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Organ donors. Yeah.

150
00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:02,534
Just, look, promise me
that you'll always wear a helmet.

151
00:09:02,703 --> 00:09:06,281
Somebody take the pole out of his ass.
Frank, come on, you gotta loosen up, man.

152
00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:09,065
- You take the pole.
- Okay, so I have another resolution.

153
00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:11,565
- An even better one, I think.
- It better be better.

154
00:09:11,727 --> 00:09:13,385
- Does anyone wanna hear it?
BUDDY: Come on.

155
00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:17,806
Okay. So, um, I resolve to...

156
00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:18,949
...find a husband.

157
00:09:19,151 --> 00:09:21,901
KEN: What?
SUSAN: Yeah. I'm afraid so. It's true.

158
00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:27,497
And, um, uh, I've decided
to pick from my friends.

159
00:09:27,662 --> 00:09:31,853
You know, I don't wanna marry
a stranger or anything. So, um...

160
00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:34,916
- Who wants to be my husband?
- I do.

161
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- I'll do it.
- Me, me, me.

162
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SUSAN:
Shit. Oh, God. How will I ever choose?

163
00:09:39,951 --> 00:09:42,820
- By size. By size, boys.
- By size of what, exactly?

164
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BUDDY: Whatever pleases you the most.
- I don't like guesswork, Buddy.

165
00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:49,510
- There won't be any guesswork involved.
- You just keep Mr. Ed in your pants.

166
00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,167
Oh, my God. That's actually
what you call it. Mr. Ed?

167
00:09:52,335 --> 00:09:54,702
- That's charming.
- Wait, that's it. That's perfect.

168
00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:58,179
What could be more revealing about a man?
Best nickname for your dick...

169
00:09:58,351 --> 00:09:59,365
[ALL LAUGH]

170
00:09:59,535 --> 00:10:01,193
SUSAN:
...becomes my husband.

171
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:03,301
Right. Okay, so who's first? Come on.

172
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,740
Ken, what do you got for me?

173
00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:07,310
Come on, baby.

174
00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,959
Is it too hard of a question
for you or something?

175
00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:12,298
- Uh, okay.
BUDDY: What's her name?

176
00:10:12,463 --> 00:10:14,951
I call him...

177
00:10:15,119 --> 00:10:17,672
...Squeaky the Bald-Headed Mouse.

178
00:10:17,838 --> 00:10:20,173
- Oh, my God, you don't.
- Because he likes holes.

179
00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:23,018
- Are you serious?
- There's an animal theme going on here.

180
00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:25,354
- Buddy? Come on.
- You already know, come on.

181
00:10:25,518 --> 00:10:27,177
What?

182
00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:29,869
It's Master of the Universe,
Defender of our Galaxy.

183
00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:31,940
SUSAN:
Oh, shit, man.

184
00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:33,998
Couldn't it be "God Almighty"
or something?

185
00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:37,420
- Uh, well, that's my tongue, actually.
SUSAN: Oh, God. Whatever.

186
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,333
- Okay, Frank?
- Truth.

187
00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:42,699
- Yeah, come on, spit it out.
- The truth.

188
00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:45,514
That's... That's what I call it.

189
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,304
Truth.

190
00:10:48,239 --> 00:10:51,141
I'm sorry it's not a farm animal.
I'm sorry.

191
00:10:51,311 --> 00:10:53,416
- You should be.
CROWD: Ten, nine...

192
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,845
...eight, seven, six, five...

193
00:10:57,007 --> 00:11:00,389
...four, three, two, one.

194
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,795
Happy New Year!

195
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,228
It was always gonna be you.

196
00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:07,300
[CROWD CHEERING]

197
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:29,800
[DOOR OPENS]

198
00:11:29,967 --> 00:11:31,461
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]

199
00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:34,373
FRANK: Uhh...
JESSE: Daddy.

200
00:11:34,543 --> 00:11:36,648
SUSAN: What is that?
- It's your daughter.

201
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,407
SUSAN:
No.

202
00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:41,543
I don't have a daughter this early.

203
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,198
- Whatever's there, kill it.
JESSE: Hurry.

204
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,374
- It's wide awake.
JESSE: We're gonna miss the sun.

205
00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,845
Okay, okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going.

206
00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,567
SUSAN:
Go away.

207
00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,874
JESSE: Hurry, Daddy.
- Let's let Mommy sleep.

208
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,133
- Hurry.
- Okay.

209
00:11:56,303 --> 00:11:58,158
JESSE:
Come on.

210
00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:04,332
FRANK:
Okay, okay, okay.

211
00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:08,777
[BLOWS AIR]

212
00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:10,404
Ready?

213
00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,004
To give a good speech.

214
00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,701
Your turn.

215
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,663
Nice writing.

216
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:35,751
I wish, I wish, upon the sun,
that my wish is number one.

217
00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:37,129
And what did you wish for?

218
00:12:37,294 --> 00:12:40,109
That Mary Ross will get hit by a truck.

219
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:44,132
Well, that's not very nice.
I thought Mary was your best friend.

220
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:47,364
- I divorced her.
- You can't divorce a friend.

221
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:51,179
- Why not?
- Because divorce is for married people.

222
00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:54,506
That's okay. As long as a truck hits her.

223
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,612
[FRANK LAUGHS]

224
00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:58,343
All right, killer, come on.

225
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,452
- Let's go dogpile Mommy.
- Yay.

226
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:04,169
FRANK: Shoot. Hey, Monster,
have you seen my morning list?

227
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,314
You need a list to keep track of your lists.

228
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,389
Oh, thank you.

229
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,566
No, honey, that's all sugar
and food coloring.

230
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:17,101
You've had enough. Go get dressed.

231
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:20,230
"Conscious". Is it "sc" or "cs"?
Stop right there.

232
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:23,913
Come and give me a kiss, please.
I got a big lecture today.

233
00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:27,013
- I'll be home in the morning. I love you.
- I love you, too, Dad.

234
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,492
All right.

235
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,469
Don't forget to return the movies.

236
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,768
- Movies?
- Mm-hm.

237
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:37,066
No, no, no. I can't.

238
00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:39,980
Would you, um, do it if it was on that list?

239
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,861
- Of course I would.
- Give me your pen.

240
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,575
- Ah, ah. No, I don't have time.
- It's on your way.

241
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:49,256
- I can't be late for the ferry, so...
- What time do you have to leave the house?

242
00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:52,270
- Eighteen after.
- Eighteen after is not a time.

243
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:57,930
- It's a symptom. It's like a twitch.
- Well, you used to find it adorable.

244
00:13:58,319 --> 00:14:01,931
Yeah, well, I used to pound J￤germeister.

245
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,130
Anyway, you won't be late.

246
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:07,270
- Yes, I will.
- No, you won't.

247
00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:12,645
- You didn't.
- I did.

248
00:14:12,815 --> 00:14:16,263
- Oh, shit.
- What? I've given you an extra ten minutes.

249
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:20,292
No, you didn't. You set it the wrong way.
You've given me ten minutes less.

250
00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:22,055
Oh, shit.

251
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,045
- I'm sure you'll be fine.
- Yeah.

252
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,515
Bye.

253
00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:27,725
You forgot the movies.

254
00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:30,407
[PHONE RINGING]

255
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,150
- Hello?
- Hey, it's Buddy. Is Frank there?

256
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:40,490
- <i>He just left.</i>
- I might be late.

257
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,819
- <i>So might he.</i>
- Frank? I don't think that's possible.

258
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,438
Don't drag him into anything
unsavory tonight.

259
00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:48,363
What do you consider unsavory?

260
00:14:48,527 --> 00:14:51,047
<i>Anything that might lead to a rash.

261
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,840
- What are you wearing?
- Buddy.

262
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:56,421
- <i>Come on.</i>
- I'm naked, Buddy.

263
00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,432
Thank you.

264
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,560
We're okay.

265
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,766
We're okay. No, no, no.

266
00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:08,586
Come on. No, no, no, you're kidding me.

267
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:16,267
Please, please, please. No, no.
Check the time. I'm right here, please.

268
00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:19,464
Hey, congratulations.
You'll be the first one on the next boat.

269
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:22,696
God, come on. Look, sir, please,
I'm begging you right now.

270
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,546
There's plenty of room on the ferry.
Just let me drive it on.

271
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:30,151
Please. I beg you, I have a speech.
My wife, the movies... Aargh!

272
00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:33,101
Next boat leaves in an hour.
This boat leaves at eight o'clock.

273
00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:36,110
Oh, look at that, it's eight o'clock.

274
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:39,398
Next boat, pal.
Schedule to keep, you know.

275
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:40,908
[FERRY HORN HONKS]

276
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,517
FRANK:
<i>The relationship between time and you...

277
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,468
<i>... is always one of master and slave.</i>
<i>Ahem.

278
00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:56,334
List-making.

279
00:15:56,495 --> 00:16:00,172
It is your anchor,
your harbor in the storm of life.

280
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,473
Start each morning
with your wish for the day.

281
00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:04,973
And then move right on
into your daily goal list.

282
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:08,430
And remember to keep them
in behavioral terms, and to be specific.

283
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,372
Why? Because a specific list...

284
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:14,505
...is a happy list.

285
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,743
[FRANK CLEARS THROAT]

286
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,180
And don't forget, it's chaos out there.

287
00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:22,854
And we conquer that by taking control,
setting priorities.

288
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,583
Life cannot be based on whim.

289
00:16:25,007 --> 00:16:27,341
Those who fail to control whim...

290
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:30,819
...are destined to be controlled by it.

291
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,583
Thank you.

292
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,806
Hey, back in the city.

293
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:46,381
- Good to see you, man.
- Yeah.

294
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,193
Excellent talk, by the way.
That was truly inspirational.

295
00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:51,082
I saw you come in.

296
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:53,930
Yeah. My old man
wasn't through busting my ass...

297
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:55,851
...for being late on the Bethnal job.

298
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,949
Do you have any idea how many
windows are in a building that size?

299
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,289
I don't know. Fifty?

300
00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:04,170
Something wrong in Camp Frank?

301
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,512
No. Ahem.

302
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,850
- What?
- It's a little complicated, that's all.

303
00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:11,658
That's all right. No, that's okay.
I like knowing your life isn't totally perfect.

304
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,862
- Okay, look. You know this talk today?
- Yeah.

305
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,583
It's a big break for me
in the corporate lecture circuit.

306
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:20,263
Susan. Susan. She knows
how important this is to me.

307
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,536
She knows how nervous I get
before a talk...

308
00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:25,092
...yet she doesn't say anything,
not a word, you know.

309
00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,684
Instead, she gets all over me
about my schedule.

310
00:17:27,855 --> 00:17:30,091
She sets the clocks forward
to give me more time...

311
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:33,004
...only she gives me less time
and I end up missing the ferry.

312
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,785
Now, do you have any idea
how embarrassing it is...

313
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:39,299
...to show up late to a lecture
on the efficient use of time?

314
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:42,089
- She actually set the clock forward?
- Actually set the clock forward.

315
00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:46,084
- Ha, ha. Oh, man, that's good.
- Yeah, it's very funny.

316
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:48,644
Come on, man. She's just trying
to unwind you a bit.

317
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:52,492
I'm not a clock. I'm not wound.
Stop saying that.

318
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,851
Look, not everything in your life
needs to be ordered, Frank.

319
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:59,014
You know, if you don't take any chances,
you never try anything new.

320
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:01,900
That's not true.
Yeah, I take plenty of chances.

321
00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:05,675
Great. Let's ask those chicks if they want
to go play some blackjack with us.

322
00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:07,595
- That's not taking a chance.
- Why not?

323
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:08,904
- Because.
- Because?

324
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:11,977
Because everybody knows...

325
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:15,110
...that the house advantage for blackjack
is 5.9 percent.

326
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:17,799
And that doesn't make sense.

327
00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:20,878
- Five point nine percent, huh?
- Yeah.

328
00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:24,104
- I thought we were hanging out.
- Yeah, we just did, and it was fun.

329
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,718
But if you're not gonna take a chance,
then there's two of them and one of me.

330
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,742
I like those odds.

331
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:33,541
Hi, ladies.
That's my friend Frank over there.

332
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,292
[WOMAN CHUCKLES]

333
00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:14,691
I was at your lecture today. It's not bad.

334
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,204
Thank you. Ha.

335
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:19,366
My boss forced me to read your book,
<i>The Ten Minute...

336
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,290
- It's five.
- What?

337
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:24,269
- <i>The Five Minute Efficiency Trainer.</i>
- Oh, right. Five.

338
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,845
- It worked. It totally worked.
- Really?

339
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:31,659
I didn't expect that.
Usually my boss is an idiot. So...

340
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,506
- It was amazing. I mean, I make lists.
- That's great.

341
00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:38,948
- They're color-coded. It's...
- Yeah. It gets the life on track.

342
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,453
- Am I gushing?
- I have no idea.

343
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,981
I'm Paula. Paula Crowe.

344
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,590
- I'm Frank. Frank Allen. Nice to meet you.
- You too.

345
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:54,086
Would you like to try something
a little bit different, Mr. Frank Allen?

346
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:55,748
Well, uh...

347
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,668
You know, uh, yeah. Yes, I would actually.

348
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:02,951
- Yeah?
- Yep.

349
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,525
[FRANK LAUGHS]

350
00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:09,132
Two Tangerinis, please.

351
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,779
[FRANK IMITATES EXPLOSION]

352
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:16,206
You know, you're very brave to be able
to talk in front of so many people.

353
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:19,367
Mm. No. I, uh...

354
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:22,436
Every night before I give a talk,
I get this nightmare...

355
00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:27,243
...that I'm giving a huge lecture
and suddenly I notice that I'm naked.

356
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,545
- Ha-ha-ha!
- Ooh.

357
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:33,965
Anyway. When I'm actually
giving the talk for real, I reverse it.

358
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:37,956
I pretend that everyone in the audience
is naked. That helps me breathe a little.

359
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,014
After today's crowd,
I may reconsider that.

360
00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:42,508
[BOTH LAUGH]

361
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:48,647
- Frank?
- Mm?

362
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:52,109
- Can I ask you a big favor?
- Mm.

363
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:55,304
I, uh, really, really have to go tinkle.

364
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:59,846
And I have this phobia
about public restrooms.

365
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,732
- Would you...?
- I have the same phobia.

366
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,066
- All my life. All my life.
- Ha-ha-ha. Right?

367
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:09,485
Would you mind terribly
if I use the bathroom in your room?

368
00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:11,717
[LAUGHS]

369
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,261
You're funny.

370
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,145
Mm, mm, mm.

371
00:21:20,302 --> 00:21:22,212
[GLASSES SMASH]

372
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,138
- Oops.
- Check, please.

373
00:21:33,582 --> 00:21:35,273
PAULA: Frank?
- Yo.

374
00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:38,505
You know when you said that you
imagined everyone in the audience naked?

375
00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:40,776
Oh, what's this?

376
00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:44,772
Does that mean
that you imagined me naked?

377
00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:49,642
Yeah, married.
Uh, going on eight years now. Yeah.

378
00:21:49,806 --> 00:21:51,148
PAULA:
How did I look?

379
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,343
Uh, just one. Jesse, she's, uh, great.

380
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:59,147
We're talking about another one
though, so... Whoo.

381
00:22:00,942 --> 00:22:02,633
- This good?
- Hoo.

382
00:22:02,798 --> 00:22:05,351
Uh, wow. I'm gonna
have some juice or something.

383
00:22:05,518 --> 00:22:08,747
I made my daily goal list for today.

384
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,259
- It's very specific.
- Yeah. Well, specific...

385
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:15,147
Because it's chaos out there
and you conquer it...

386
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:18,376
...by setting priorities and taking control.

387
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:21,542
Well, these aren't
instant gratification priorities...

388
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:24,164
Yeah. We, uh... There's a system to it.

389
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:25,578
[PHONE RINGING]

390
00:22:25,742 --> 00:22:29,354
Oh, I'm gonna get that.
Yep, yep, yep. Let me get that.

391
00:22:29,518 --> 00:22:31,787
- Hello?
SUSAN: <i>Hey.

392
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,357
Hey.

393
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,169
<i>I'm sorry about this morning.</i>
<i>How did the talk go?

394
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:39,116
Oh, uh, score one for the good guys.
I aced it.

395
00:22:39,278 --> 00:22:41,253
[GLASS SMASHES, PAULA LAUGHS]

396
00:22:41,422 --> 00:22:42,470
What was that?

397
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:49,571
Uh, nothing.
I think, uh, I have no idea. So...

398
00:22:49,838 --> 00:22:51,627
- <i>Are you all right?</i>
- I'm fine, baby.

399
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:54,343
<i>I'm just so exhausted right now...

400
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,445
...and I love you, and I'm gonna
see you tomorrow, okay? All right?

401
00:22:57,614 --> 00:23:01,029
- Okay, okay.
- Love you too.

402
00:23:03,055 --> 00:23:05,902
[LAUGHING]
You should've seen your face.

403
00:23:06,062 --> 00:23:10,569
The way you squirmed,
like a squashed little snake.

404
00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:12,458
- I love married men.
- Oh, my God.

405
00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:15,622
Come here. How about
the five more minutes of efficiency?

406
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:19,303
I don't feel well. I have a wife and a kid.
I gotta go home.

407
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:23,726
Relax. It's too late to go anywhere.
You missed the last ferry.

408
00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:30,410
- I'll drive around the peninsula, it's fine.
- Well, that would take forever.

409
00:23:30,574 --> 00:23:32,396
- A waste of time.
- Yeah.

410
00:23:32,558 --> 00:23:35,209
Remember that the relationship
between time and you...

411
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,629
...is always one of master and slave.
- Watch it, watch it, watch it.

412
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:42,245
Look, I'm really, really sorry
about this, okay?

413
00:23:42,415 --> 00:23:45,481
Use the room as long as you want.
Nothing personal. Honest.

414
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:47,469
I love my wife.

415
00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:50,280
[DOOR CLOSES]

416
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:51,494
Jerk.

417
00:23:51,662 --> 00:23:54,247
[PHONE RINGING]

418
00:23:59,726 --> 00:24:00,708
Hello?

419
00:24:01,902 --> 00:24:04,007
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hello?

420
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,179
You're probably looking for Frank.

421
00:24:07,342 --> 00:24:10,887
He just left on a mission
of great secrecy. Sorry.

422
00:24:11,054 --> 00:24:12,647
[LINE HANGS UP]

423
00:24:37,454 --> 00:24:39,658
Pick a lane. God.

424
00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:41,513
Oh!

425
00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:54,569
- Oh, God.
WOMAN: Aargh!

426
00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:57,385
FRANK: Are you okay? Are you okay?
WOMAN: Aah!

427
00:24:57,550 --> 00:25:00,746
FRANK:
Can you unlock the door? Can you...?

428
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:03,332
Okay, what's wrong? Is it your head?
You hit your head?

429
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,771
What's wrong with your stomach?
There's something...

430
00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:07,145
You're having a baby!

431
00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:08,422
[GROANING]

432
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,565
Fifteen minutes. We're gonna be there.

433
00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:13,604
We're gonna be at the hospital
in 15 minutes! Just hang in there.

434
00:25:13,774 --> 00:25:16,643
- I'm Frank Allen. What's your name?
- Nancy.

435
00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:19,748
Nancy. Okay, Nancy. You're doing great.
Just keep breathing, okay?

436
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:23,115
Breathe in, out, in, just think about
how happy this child's gonna make you.

437
00:25:23,278 --> 00:25:25,612
I don't... I don't want it.

438
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,360
Well, my thought is
that you're gonna have it.

439
00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:31,209
- So you know, just in, out.
- You know what?

440
00:25:31,374 --> 00:25:33,610
- Breathe in.
- I want you to have it. You take it.

441
00:25:33,774 --> 00:25:36,196
That's very generous of you,
but no, thank you.

442
00:25:36,366 --> 00:25:40,075
No, thank you... Okay, just hold it.
Hold it!

443
00:25:40,558 --> 00:25:43,373
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just, come on, we're almost there.

444
00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:46,916
Oh, God! That's it, just keep breathing.
Just...

445
00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:50,730
Oh, it's just leaking everywhere.
Okay. Just breathe.

446
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,902
[NANCY PANTING]

447
00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:57,188
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm gonna need some information.

448
00:25:57,358 --> 00:26:00,009
- Information on you and your wife.
- No, she's not my wife.

449
00:26:00,174 --> 00:26:04,614
- Well, fill out what you can.
- Okay. Lightheaded here.

450
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,746
[PHONE RINGING]

451
00:26:15,502 --> 00:26:17,029
- Hello?
NURSE: <i>Good day.

452
00:26:17,198 --> 00:26:20,394
- May I speak with Mr. Allen, please?
- <i>No, Mr. Allen isn't home.

453
00:26:20,558 --> 00:26:23,013
Do you know where he is?
It's very important.

454
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,589
No, I don't.

455
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:29,028
It seems that Mrs. Allen
is no longer on the hospital premises.

456
00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:30,889
I'm Mrs. Allen.

457
00:26:31,054 --> 00:26:35,331
Mrs. Allen. You're in no condition
to have left the hospital.

458
00:26:35,502 --> 00:26:38,022
<i>Post-childbirth</i>
<i>can be a very serious condition.

459
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:39,335
Post what?

460
00:26:39,502 --> 00:26:42,764
- Your baby needs you.
- What baby?

461
00:26:42,926 --> 00:26:45,228
<i>Do I have the right Allen?

462
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:48,265
I'm... I'm sorry. Who are you looking for?

463
00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:51,746
<i>Frank Allen of 17 River Drive.

464
00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:56,614
<i>Hello?

465
00:26:56,814 --> 00:26:59,661
Mrs. Allen? Hello?

466
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:12,007
- Get out.
- What?

467
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,187
- I said, get out.
- Why? What'd I do?

468
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:19,107
- No, don't give me that. See, I know.
- I have no idea what you're talking about.

469
00:27:19,277 --> 00:27:20,325
- You're a liar.
- Okay...

470
00:27:20,494 --> 00:27:23,461
- You're a liar!
- Aah! Ooh!

471
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:27,274
God! Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen,
I made a small mistake.

472
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,510
- Oh, God!
- Wait! Susan!

473
00:27:29,678 --> 00:27:32,678
I didn't do anything really wrong!
It was a professional flirtation!

474
00:27:32,846 --> 00:27:36,294
Is this what you've been getting up to
all these dumb business trips of yours?

475
00:27:36,462 --> 00:27:39,461
She was a nobody!
Yelling! Yelling! Yelling!

476
00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:41,288
FRANK: Okay!
- Oh, God!

477
00:27:41,454 --> 00:27:44,324
All right, there was a small
chaste-like kiss, more of a peck.

478
00:27:44,493 --> 00:27:48,105
- I've been up the whole night.
- There was some tongue, not my tongue.

479
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:51,052
- You've been boning some woman?
- You called, and it was over.

480
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,858
- Nothing happened!
- How can you call a baby nothing?

481
00:27:55,022 --> 00:27:57,739
- What baby?
- The baby at the hospital!

482
00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,836
- Oh, that baby.
- Get out of my house!

483
00:28:01,006 --> 00:28:04,716
- Fuck off!
- I deny everything, Susan! Susan? l...

484
00:28:04,878 --> 00:28:06,503
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

485
00:28:07,150 --> 00:28:10,085
FRANK: This is absurd. You're a hospital.
How could you treat somebody...

486
00:28:10,254 --> 00:28:11,465
...and not know who she is?

487
00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:16,070
We occasionally treat the patient before
obtaining their social security number.

488
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:20,678
- And then you let them escape.
- Mr. Allen, this is a hospital, not a prison.

489
00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:23,977
We don't expect mothers
to desert their babies.

490
00:28:30,382 --> 00:28:35,368
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
You're absolutely right.

491
00:28:35,534 --> 00:28:38,119
Can you call my wife?
Explain the misunderstanding...

492
00:28:38,286 --> 00:28:39,399
...and I'll be on my way.

493
00:28:39,565 --> 00:28:41,932
- And tell her what?
- Well, that the baby's not mine.

494
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:45,290
- That I only met the mother last night.
- I don't know that, Mr. Allen.

495
00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:48,419
Well, it's true.
I drove them here, and that's it.

496
00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:50,404
Save it for your wife.

497
00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:54,697
Here's what Susan dropped off for you.

498
00:28:54,862 --> 00:28:57,545
Uh, what do you think I should do?

499
00:28:58,861 --> 00:29:01,731
Well, are you asking me as your friend
or your lawyer?

500
00:29:01,901 --> 00:29:03,494
Friend.

501
00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:07,273
- Talk. Just talk to her. Be honest.
- I've tried. I'm trying.

502
00:29:07,438 --> 00:29:11,529
She won't talk to me until I prove
it's not my child. This is ridiculous.

503
00:29:12,205 --> 00:29:13,667
You don't remember the last name?

504
00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:15,398
- No.
- No make on the car?

505
00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:16,613
No, it was dark.

506
00:29:16,782 --> 00:29:19,978
As your lawyer, if there's anything
you wanna tell me...

507
00:29:20,141 --> 00:29:23,043
...you know I'm sworn
to hold it private and confidential.

508
00:29:26,861 --> 00:29:29,447
I didn't know her, Damon!

509
00:29:29,614 --> 00:29:33,192
Well. Without the mother's consent
you're gonna have to get a court order...

510
00:29:33,358 --> 00:29:35,497
...for a DNA sample from the baby
for a test.

511
00:29:35,662 --> 00:29:37,516
- How long?
- Four months minimum.

512
00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:39,750
Oh, God.

513
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:43,172
Look, stop worrying.

514
00:29:43,342 --> 00:29:46,986
If what you say is true, there's no way
the mother, the hospital or the queen...

515
00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:49,452
...could prove that child's yours
in a court of law.

516
00:29:49,614 --> 00:29:53,094
I'm not worried about a court of law.
I'm worried about the court of Susan.

517
00:29:53,262 --> 00:29:56,458
Susan, I demand that you listen to me.
I refuse to be hung...

518
00:29:56,621 --> 00:29:58,148
[LINE HANGS UP]

519
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,554
[LINE RINGING]

520
00:30:12,718 --> 00:30:15,052
[PHONE RINGING]

521
00:30:18,638 --> 00:30:20,012
FRANK:
<i>Honey, I'm begging you.

522
00:30:20,173 --> 00:30:21,156
l...

523
00:30:21,325 --> 00:30:22,787
[LINE HANGS UP]

524
00:30:32,078 --> 00:30:33,605
[DIALING PHONE]

525
00:30:35,214 --> 00:30:37,124
[LINE RINGING]

526
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,820
Monster, I love you. l...

527
00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:41,194
KEN: <i>I love you too, Frank.</i>
- Ken?

528
00:30:41,454 --> 00:30:43,428
<i>What are you doing over there?</i>
<i>Where's Susan?

529
00:30:43,598 --> 00:30:45,092
She doesn't want to talk to you.

530
00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:47,367
- <i>Put her on.</i>
- Frank, she went to the hospital.

531
00:30:47,534 --> 00:30:49,421
You're on the form as the father.

532
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:52,265
- That's not true. Ahem.
- <i>Whatever you say.

533
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,477
I believe you.

534
00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:56,581
You just need to give Susan
a little more time for your sake, okay?

535
00:30:57,838 --> 00:30:59,332
All right.

536
00:30:59,502 --> 00:31:01,542
<i>Hang in there, Frank.

537
00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:03,491
Yeah.

538
00:31:20,686 --> 00:31:24,461
You should be aware that results
are rarely couched in yes-no responses.

539
00:31:24,622 --> 00:31:27,175
It just doesn't have the exactitude
of DNA testing.

540
00:31:27,342 --> 00:31:31,400
The best is usually a statistical probability
with a significant margin of error.

541
00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:32,994
When can I expect results?

542
00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,621
Uh, four or five days.

543
00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:38,376
Now, for the fun part.

544
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:40,232
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

545
00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:56,328
- Bye, sweetie. See you later.
- Bye.

546
00:31:56,494 --> 00:31:58,119
Uh, what's he doing here?

547
00:31:58,285 --> 00:31:59,562
Picking Jesse up.

548
00:31:59,726 --> 00:32:02,147
You're letting him see Jesse?

549
00:32:02,318 --> 00:32:04,358
He's still her father.

550
00:32:05,582 --> 00:32:07,851
Oh. Look at that.

551
00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,883
Big kiss, please. Okay. Ah.

552
00:32:11,854 --> 00:32:13,380
Daddy, when are you coming home?

553
00:32:13,549 --> 00:32:15,338
Hopefully in a few days, sweetie.

554
00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:17,869
How's Mommy? Did she get
any of the messages I left?

555
00:32:18,030 --> 00:32:20,234
She called you a moral slob.

556
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:21,925
Well, you know Mommy.

557
00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:26,534
Sometimes she gets upset
for no good reason at all.

558
00:32:26,702 --> 00:32:29,735
- Like cleaning my room?
- Exactly.

559
00:32:29,902 --> 00:32:32,106
She gets awfully mad
when I don't clean my room.

560
00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:34,092
It's just like cleaning your room.

561
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:36,043
So we're both slobs.

562
00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:38,923
I guess so. Yeah.

563
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,395
- Does that make me a bigamist too?
- Oh.

564
00:32:44,269 --> 00:32:46,211
Mommy.

565
00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:57,350
What the hell is that?

566
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,365
I'm calling him Abigail.

567
00:33:00,526 --> 00:33:03,974
Unbelievable. He's dressed you
as a princess, and bought you vermin.

568
00:33:04,558 --> 00:33:06,925
He's the best daddy ever!

569
00:33:17,325 --> 00:33:18,732
Please.

570
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,299
As far as your question of paternity goes,
Mr. Allen...

571
00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:30,251
...the tests prove 100 percent,
without a fraction of doubt...

572
00:33:30,413 --> 00:33:32,104
...that it is not your child.

573
00:33:32,269 --> 00:33:36,547
Yes! Proof! Proof.

574
00:33:36,717 --> 00:33:40,459
Yes, well, I checked the results twice.
There's no question about it.

575
00:33:40,621 --> 00:33:42,988
You saved my life here.
I'm just really excited.

576
00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:46,761
I was expecting some kind of completely
ambiguous statistic here...

577
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:49,642
...so this is, ahh.

578
00:33:49,805 --> 00:33:55,021
Uh, no, it's actually quite simple.
You have an extra X-chromosome.

579
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:58,343
- No joke?
- Yeah.

580
00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:00,390
What is that?

581
00:34:00,557 --> 00:34:03,688
Well, it's a condition called
Klinefelter's Syndrome.

582
00:34:04,717 --> 00:34:07,783
Don't worry, it's harmless. Most men
don't even know they have it...

583
00:34:08,397 --> 00:34:11,179
...except for one of its manifestations.

584
00:34:12,974 --> 00:34:14,567
In what? What manifestation?

585
00:34:15,981 --> 00:34:17,225
Sterility.

586
00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:22,317
- Excuse me?
- You've been sterile since birth.

587
00:34:24,686 --> 00:34:26,889
I don't understand. Uh...

588
00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:29,923
It is impossible for you to have children.

589
00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:37,829
Uh...

590
00:34:44,013 --> 00:34:49,577
You got the wrong guy, doc, because
I have a little girl at home, and that...

591
00:34:50,574 --> 00:34:51,883
I'm sorry.

592
00:34:52,782 --> 00:34:56,676
Okay, something's wrong here.
I'm gonna sit down and just...

593
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,114
Um, you have the wrong label,
or wrong test.

594
00:34:59,277 --> 00:35:02,212
I mean, this is a hospital.
These things happen here all the time.

595
00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:06,310
l... I'm sorry to drop this on you.
I know this isn't easy to accept.

596
00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:08,071
Hey.

597
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:13,867
Come on, I'm a father. I have a little girl.
A 7-year-old girl. Jesse.

598
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:18,088
Unlike humans, chromosomes can't betray,
deceive, or willfully lie.

599
00:35:18,254 --> 00:35:20,555
The truth is all they state.

600
00:35:21,325 --> 00:35:22,852
Um...

601
00:35:30,638 --> 00:35:34,566
But, Jesse. I have a... A little girl.

602
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:38,247
I will, of course, take another sample,
but I've run the test twice.

603
00:35:38,414 --> 00:35:41,316
I'm afraid, Mr. Allen,
there's been no mistake.

604
00:36:07,437 --> 00:36:09,477
[PANTING]

605
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,140
It's all been a lie, hasn't it?

606
00:37:11,309 --> 00:37:12,967
- You tell me.
- I know.

607
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:14,955
Oh, yeah? Well, I know, too!

608
00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:16,230
JESSE:
Hi, Daddy.

609
00:37:18,381 --> 00:37:22,538
Go to your room, sweetie.
Daddy and I need to talk, okay?

610
00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:51,654
MAN:
Uh, excuse me?

611
00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:54,756
I'm willing to bet ten bucks
that you're naked under those clothes.

612
00:37:54,925 --> 00:37:56,714
Why don't you join me for a drink?

613
00:37:56,877 --> 00:37:58,121
[LAUGHS]

614
00:38:02,893 --> 00:38:05,032
Hey, buddy?
I think you're sitting in my seat.

615
00:38:05,198 --> 00:38:08,296
I wanna sit next to the pretty girl here,
hmm?

616
00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:12,328
Hey, pinhead, I'm talking to you.
You're in my seat.

617
00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:18,117
You work the ferry?

618
00:38:18,286 --> 00:38:21,449
Yeah, so? Move your ass.

619
00:38:22,222 --> 00:38:24,938
If you'd let me on,
I wouldn't have been late.

620
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:27,174
I wouldn't have been so mad at Susan.

621
00:38:27,341 --> 00:38:29,480
I wouldn't have been so stupid.

622
00:38:30,669 --> 00:38:33,451
I wouldn't know the things
that I know today.

623
00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:35,718
Do I know you or something?

624
00:38:37,037 --> 00:38:39,011
What time is it now?

625
00:38:39,758 --> 00:38:41,252
What?

626
00:38:44,397 --> 00:38:46,405
What time is it now?

627
00:38:46,573 --> 00:38:48,134
- Screw you.
- What time is it?

628
00:38:48,301 --> 00:38:51,683
You want a piece of me, asshole?
Let's take it outside.

629
00:39:07,437 --> 00:39:09,893
[BOTH GRUNTING]

630
00:39:40,557 --> 00:39:42,466
That felt good.

631
00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:45,637
Thank you for doing that.

632
00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:10,562
- What is your name?
- Tracy.

633
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:37,513
We're gonna be late again. Get your bag,
sweetie. I'll be in the car, okay?

634
00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:39,619
[DOORBELL RINGS]

635
00:40:43,629 --> 00:40:46,247
- Can I help you?
- Does Frank live here?

636
00:40:46,797 --> 00:40:48,771
He's not home.

637
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:50,955
I'm his wife.

638
00:40:51,117 --> 00:40:54,085
Oh. Hi. I'm Nancy.

639
00:40:54,253 --> 00:40:55,814
I wanted to thank him.

640
00:40:57,005 --> 00:40:58,019
[SCOFFS]

641
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,334
For what?

642
00:41:00,045 --> 00:41:01,867
All his help.

643
00:41:04,781 --> 00:41:05,795
Is that Frank's baby?

644
00:41:06,573 --> 00:41:08,297
Oh, no.

645
00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:15,273
Frank, it's me. Why won't you call
me back? We need to talk. Please?

646
00:41:15,437 --> 00:41:17,062
Call me.

647
00:41:22,797 --> 00:41:26,375
PEG: Flat out on the floor. Then he
gets so scared he takes off on his Harley...

648
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:28,646
WOMAN: Shh!
PEG: Uh, ahem.

649
00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:34,797
- What's going on?
- Um...

650
00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:38,339
Um...

651
00:41:38,509 --> 00:41:40,931
Let's, um, talk outside.

652
00:41:41,101 --> 00:41:42,529
Yeah.

653
00:41:49,485 --> 00:41:52,104
There are some rumors about Frank.
Crazy stuff.

654
00:41:52,269 --> 00:41:55,432
Tom has a cousin who said his best friend
was at the River Shore Bar...

655
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:58,314
...when your husband got into a fight
and shredded this big bruiser.

656
00:41:58,477 --> 00:42:01,576
- Frank?
- Yes. And he bought a bitchen Harley.

657
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:05,193
No, that's not Frank. That's just
not possible. Somebody's confused.

658
00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:10,277
No. John's son works at the shop.
Frank bought a Harley. A red one.

659
00:42:10,669 --> 00:42:13,156
- A red Harley?
- Yes.

660
00:42:16,973 --> 00:42:18,632
Without me?

661
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,511
SUSAN:
Frank?

662
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,394
Oh, I'm sorry.

663
00:42:28,557 --> 00:42:30,411
I'll leave a note.

664
00:43:14,157 --> 00:43:16,808
- I need to talk to you.
BUDDY: Oh, yeah?

665
00:43:16,973 --> 00:43:20,355
I found this in his hotel room.
I'm worried.

666
00:43:20,525 --> 00:43:21,802
It's very succinct.

667
00:43:21,965 --> 00:43:24,354
I met the mother.
She says it's not Frank's baby.

668
00:43:24,525 --> 00:43:26,598
Well, that's great.
You can take Frank back.

669
00:43:26,765 --> 00:43:28,772
There was still a woman in his hotel room.

670
00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:32,421
Come on, give the boy a break.
I mean, we all have urges.

671
00:43:32,589 --> 00:43:35,306
- You never look at the pool boy?
- We don't own a pool.

672
00:43:35,469 --> 00:43:37,444
You don't need a pool for a pool boy.

673
00:43:37,613 --> 00:43:40,264
It's different.
I never thought of Frank as duplicitous.

674
00:43:40,429 --> 00:43:42,666
- It's not Frank-ish.
- No, it's not.

675
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,454
It's not really his style.

676
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:47,937
Buddy, stop it. I'm not this wanton
creature you got floating around...

677
00:43:48,109 --> 00:43:50,662
...in your sleazy little brain.
- Really?

678
00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:53,284
I've had three men my whole life, okay?

679
00:43:54,573 --> 00:43:57,922
And this isn't about me, and it's damn sure
not about you. It's about Frank.

680
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,264
Hey, come on.
You know I'll do anything for Frank.

681
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:04,258
Then find him and make sure
he doesn't do anything dumb.

682
00:44:08,429 --> 00:44:09,509
[CHUCKLES]

683
00:44:09,677 --> 00:44:12,165
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

684
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,519
FRANK:
Hey. It's open.

685
00:44:16,781 --> 00:44:18,209
Hey.

686
00:44:18,444 --> 00:44:20,746
- Hey.
- Are you trying to kill yourself?

687
00:44:20,941 --> 00:44:23,362
Well, obviously,
but I think it's gonna take a little while.

688
00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:26,435
Ha, ha. Good,
because I bring happy news.

689
00:44:26,605 --> 00:44:28,645
Susan will take you back.

690
00:44:28,813 --> 00:44:30,667
A little begging may be required.

691
00:44:30,829 --> 00:44:33,000
What I do is send red roses
every day for a week.

692
00:44:33,165 --> 00:44:36,874
By day five of the big red, she'll forgive
you three hookers and a missed birthday.

693
00:44:37,036 --> 00:44:38,597
I'm not going back.

694
00:44:38,765 --> 00:44:41,961
- I had a pretty major revelation, Buddy.
- What?

695
00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:44,547
All the decisions I've made in my life
have been wrong.

696
00:44:45,357 --> 00:44:48,521
- Everybody feels that way, come on.
- No, it's true.

697
00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:51,881
I've always been so goddamn careful
about every choice that I've made...

698
00:44:52,044 --> 00:44:54,084
...and what the hell has it gotten me?
Nothing.

699
00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:56,675
So, instead I look around here...

700
00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:59,943
...and I write lists of everything
that I really wanna do...

701
00:45:00,109 --> 00:45:02,859
...and then I just randomly pick
between them. It's beautiful.

702
00:45:03,021 --> 00:45:06,119
Frank, did you hear me?
Susan will take you back.

703
00:45:06,285 --> 00:45:07,747
What are you doing?

704
00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:11,943
- There's no choice to be made.
- Exactly. This is what I'm talking about.

705
00:45:12,108 --> 00:45:14,051
Whim. Chance.

706
00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:17,220
I've decided to never decide
another thing again.

707
00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:20,713
Hockey.

708
00:45:22,508 --> 00:45:23,490
And so it is.

709
00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:26,182
[COUGHS]

710
00:45:26,445 --> 00:45:28,518
[PLAYERS SHOUTING]

711
00:45:30,285 --> 00:45:32,456
BUDDY: Frank, maybe I didn't
make myself perfectly clear.

712
00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,246
I really think she'll take you back.

713
00:45:34,413 --> 00:45:37,544
Hey, she loves you, you know?
And you obviously can't live without her.

714
00:45:37,709 --> 00:45:40,971
That's not true.
I'm walking on sunshine out here, man.

715
00:45:41,133 --> 00:45:44,646
When you look at me, you look at
a creature of freedom. A man released.

716
00:45:44,813 --> 00:45:48,042
Any chance this "creature of freedom"
is really a monster of depression?

717
00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:49,252
No.

718
00:45:49,421 --> 00:45:52,585
Look, what you need, and I say this
as your best friend, is a vacation.

719
00:45:52,749 --> 00:45:57,321
A bit of sun, a bit of relaxation,
and a huge chunk of Prozac.

720
00:45:57,485 --> 00:45:59,307
- I like that.
- Yeah?

721
00:45:59,469 --> 00:46:01,673
I like that idea. Watch this.

722
00:46:01,837 --> 00:46:03,331
Okay.

723
00:46:03,501 --> 00:46:05,061
"Prozac."

724
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:08,747
"Streak ice." Ooh.

725
00:46:11,181 --> 00:46:14,312
- And "become Slayers fan."
- What are you doing?

726
00:46:14,477 --> 00:46:16,778
I'm gonna pick one.
I'm gonna abide by the choice.

727
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,729
- You know what that makes me?
- A flake?

728
00:46:18,893 --> 00:46:20,006
- Free.
- That's bullshit.

729
00:46:20,173 --> 00:46:23,784
You've been a Meteor since you were 6.
You can't change who you are.

730
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,858
- I can.
- You can't.

731
00:46:26,028 --> 00:46:27,435
Okay, then.

732
00:46:27,596 --> 00:46:30,793
To do that, you'd have to be
really twisted, man. Slayers?

733
00:46:30,957 --> 00:46:34,601
That's morally abhorrent. A man
who would do that is capable of anything.

734
00:46:34,764 --> 00:46:36,619
Exactly.

735
00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:44,482
Frank, if you're gonna go nuts, you should
at least have a god or a dog talking to you.

736
00:46:44,653 --> 00:46:47,522
Index cards? It's just not that sexy.

737
00:46:48,429 --> 00:46:50,949
You need help, man.
You need to see a doctor.

738
00:46:51,117 --> 00:46:54,117
- I did.
- You saw a shrink?

739
00:46:54,285 --> 00:46:55,692
No.

740
00:46:55,853 --> 00:46:57,827
No, not a shrink.

741
00:46:58,381 --> 00:47:01,730
If there's something wrong,
you can talk to me, you know?

742
00:47:03,116 --> 00:47:05,091
Jesse's not my genetic daughter.

743
00:47:05,261 --> 00:47:07,333
- What?
- Yeah.

744
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,061
Yeah. I have Klinefelters Syndrome.

745
00:47:09,228 --> 00:47:10,603
- Kline-what?
- Klinefelters.

746
00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:15,205
I was born with an extra X-chromosome.
I've been sterile since birth.

747
00:47:15,373 --> 00:47:18,220
- Are they sure? I mean...
- Yeah. Yeah.

748
00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:21,163
It's impossible for me to be a father.

749
00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:28,324
[CROWD CHEERING]

750
00:47:48,525 --> 00:47:50,085
I saw her.

751
00:47:50,252 --> 00:47:54,725
It was December 19.

752
00:47:55,277 --> 00:47:58,310
Oh, God. Oh, no.

753
00:48:09,964 --> 00:48:12,331
BUDDY: Hey, Jesse.
- Hi, Buddy.

754
00:48:12,492 --> 00:48:13,987
Jesse, how old are you?

755
00:48:14,156 --> 00:48:15,301
- Seven.
- You're seven.

756
00:48:15,468 --> 00:48:17,770
Really? Now when's your birthday?

757
00:48:18,221 --> 00:48:21,254
- Today.
- Today? Today's your birthday?

758
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,591
You didn't get me a present, did you?

759
00:48:24,108 --> 00:48:27,491
Oh, jeez. Of course I did.

760
00:48:27,661 --> 00:48:30,475
I, uh, got you this watch.

761
00:48:31,053 --> 00:48:33,322
And be careful, it's a Rolex.

762
00:48:34,029 --> 00:48:36,549
- Is your mother inside?
- Yeah.

763
00:48:46,573 --> 00:48:49,769
Susan, I found a man wandering aimlessly
in the hallway looking for you.

764
00:48:49,932 --> 00:48:52,354
- Thanks, Peg. Goodbye, Peg.
- And what a man he is.

765
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:56,424
- Is today really Jesse's birthday?
- No, it's in August.

766
00:48:56,588 --> 00:48:58,443
What about Frank? Is he all right?

767
00:48:59,276 --> 00:49:01,611
- Uh, yeah, Damon bailed him out.
- Damon what?

768
00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:03,595
- Who was the third lover?
- Who?

769
00:49:03,757 --> 00:49:06,179
You said I was one of three lovers.
Frank would be two.

770
00:49:06,348 --> 00:49:08,520
- So there must have been a third. Who?
- What?

771
00:49:08,716 --> 00:49:10,276
- Who was the third man?
- Let me go.

772
00:49:10,444 --> 00:49:12,200
- No, not until you tell me.
- You're crazy.

773
00:49:12,364 --> 00:49:14,306
- I want a name. Who was it?
- Alan Zelf.

774
00:49:14,476 --> 00:49:18,251
- Alan Zelf. When?
- When I worked at that burger joint.

775
00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:21,446
I was 17, we did it in the basement
on top of a pile of buns, okay?

776
00:49:21,612 --> 00:49:23,620
What's gotten into you?

777
00:49:23,788 --> 00:49:24,966
Fatherhood.

778
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:34,370
[CLEARS THROAT]

779
00:49:36,429 --> 00:49:37,639
[SIGHS]

780
00:49:38,413 --> 00:49:39,874
Time.

781
00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:41,927
Efficiency.

782
00:49:42,828 --> 00:49:44,967
Organizational skills.

783
00:49:48,076 --> 00:49:50,498
Do any of you really give a shit?

784
00:49:50,893 --> 00:49:53,827
You're here because your boss thinks...

785
00:49:53,996 --> 00:49:57,062
...that if you keep your desk clear
and your calendars streamlined...

786
00:49:57,228 --> 00:50:00,774
...you'll sell a few more computers,
and who knows, maybe he's right.

787
00:50:01,197 --> 00:50:03,946
But will that make you any happier?

788
00:50:04,108 --> 00:50:07,818
Will it prevent you from waking up
one morning with an incurable disease?

789
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:12,170
Will it stop your wife, Susan,
from whoring around on you?

790
00:50:12,588 --> 00:50:15,305
Must've been that week
before New Year's.

791
00:50:15,468 --> 00:50:17,257
At Teddy's party.

792
00:50:17,421 --> 00:50:21,130
I knew it was stupid. Even when we were
doing it I knew it was stupid.

793
00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:23,529
Gee, thanks.
That makes me feel so much better.

794
00:50:23,693 --> 00:50:25,580
- You could've used birth control.
- I did.

795
00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:27,944
- I guess it wasn't completely effective.
- Yeah, no kidding.

796
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,864
Oh!

797
00:50:30,445 --> 00:50:31,427
I could die.

798
00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:34,182
Betrayed.
Yeah, sure, we've been betrayed.

799
00:50:34,349 --> 00:50:36,869
By the assumptions of our own society.
You stay in line.

800
00:50:37,036 --> 00:50:39,851
Keep your shoes shined. Hard work
and devotion will be rewarded.

801
00:50:40,013 --> 00:50:43,013
Well, let me ask you something,
is anyone here truly happy?

802
00:50:43,181 --> 00:50:44,293
[CROWD MURMURING]

803
00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:45,670
If so...

804
00:50:45,965 --> 00:50:48,037
...raise your happy hand.

805
00:50:49,645 --> 00:50:52,198
Then the decisions that you've made
in your life are crap.

806
00:50:52,364 --> 00:50:54,404
You're a crappy person.
Leading a crappy life.

807
00:50:54,572 --> 00:50:55,946
- Crappy, crappy, crappy.
- No.

808
00:50:56,108 --> 00:50:58,116
Yeah. Crappy.

809
00:50:58,285 --> 00:51:01,448
Poor Frank, suddenly finding out
he's not a father.

810
00:51:01,612 --> 00:51:04,678
Enough poor Frank. What about
poor Buddy, suddenly finding out he is?

811
00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,405
- Poor Jesse.
- Poor Jesse?

812
00:51:06,573 --> 00:51:08,515
- No father.
- What am I? Chopped liver?

813
00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:09,732
You're a mistake!

814
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,072
It could have been me you married
eight years ago.

815
00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:14,059
It would've cramped your style.

816
00:51:14,796 --> 00:51:16,804
You don't think I crave stability?

817
00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:20,289
You don't think I haven't wanted a family,
or desired intimacy?

818
00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:24,106
You don't think I've always loved you?

819
00:51:25,996 --> 00:51:27,043
No.

820
00:51:30,508 --> 00:51:32,069
BUDDY: Yes. Yes.
SUSAN: No. No!

821
00:51:35,756 --> 00:51:38,244
[CROWD MURMURING]

822
00:51:56,236 --> 00:51:58,059
Whim...

823
00:51:58,221 --> 00:51:59,747
...not thought.

824
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,672
Chance...

825
00:52:01,836 --> 00:52:03,625
...not planning.

826
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:06,788
You are where you are today
because you've been comatose.

827
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,739
You've all lacked passion!

828
00:52:13,036 --> 00:52:14,978
Act on those passions.

829
00:52:15,628 --> 00:52:17,668
Succumb to your whim.

830
00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:23,019
Forge a new being, goddamn it.
Do something before it's too late!

831
00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:29,986
Say yes to whim!

832
00:52:30,157 --> 00:52:34,564
Say yes to chance! Say yes to chaos!

833
00:52:39,788 --> 00:52:41,763
[CROWD CHATTERING]

834
00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:28,898
Paula, right?

835
00:53:30,572 --> 00:53:35,842
Frank Allen. Are you still a, uh,
time tamer?

836
00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:39,427
Are you still a home-wrecking bitch?

837
00:53:39,596 --> 00:53:41,538
Still gay?

838
00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:49,194
What's with the cards?

839
00:54:04,172 --> 00:54:05,699
[GLASS SMASHES]

840
00:54:26,252 --> 00:54:27,878
What happened?

841
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,173
What, you don't remember, beasty-boy?

842
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:32,769
No.

843
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,762
It was terrible.

844
00:54:35,565 --> 00:54:37,255
In a good way?

845
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:41,032
You passed out halfway in, so to speak.

846
00:54:41,196 --> 00:54:43,367
Why is my pillow wet?

847
00:54:43,532 --> 00:54:46,696
You cried in your sleep
for two-and-a-half hours.

848
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:50,308
Whimpering like a little girl.

849
00:54:51,596 --> 00:54:54,531
It was like soft hotel-porn...

850
00:54:54,956 --> 00:54:57,858
...unsatisfying and sad.

851
00:54:59,148 --> 00:55:01,767
- See you.
- See you.

852
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:16,103
Hey, it's me.

853
00:55:16,268 --> 00:55:20,262
I know this is the 33rd message I've left,
but please call me, okay?

854
00:55:20,429 --> 00:55:22,316
I need to talk to you, Frank.

855
00:55:22,476 --> 00:55:24,036
Please.

856
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:26,082
Bye.

857
00:55:26,252 --> 00:55:27,975
[DOORBELL RINGS]

858
00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:34,148
- Hello.
- Hey.

859
00:55:34,316 --> 00:55:35,331
Here you go.

860
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,802
- Thanks.
- Have a good day.

861
00:56:28,108 --> 00:56:29,090
Susan?

862
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,561
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

863
00:56:43,308 --> 00:56:45,577
BUDDY: Stop.
SUSAN: You have to stop following me.

864
00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:48,293
- And stop getting me flowers.
- For chrissake, Susan.

865
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:50,631
Cut me some slack.
I'm trying to do what's right.

866
00:56:50,796 --> 00:56:53,796
- Okay. I'm trying to do what's not wrong.
SUSAN: It's already been done.

867
00:56:53,964 --> 00:56:56,353
- But I love you, doesn't that count?
- No.

868
00:56:56,524 --> 00:56:59,143
Don't play the martyr with me.
You're not alone in this.

869
00:56:59,308 --> 00:57:03,105
- I'm just as smashed up as you are.
- Then find your own hole to crawl into.

870
00:57:04,076 --> 00:57:06,923
Well, what about Jesse?
I mean, she's ours.

871
00:57:10,028 --> 00:57:12,133
Jesse has nothing to do with you.

872
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,761
She hates me, doesn't she?

873
00:57:13,932 --> 00:57:16,615
She doesn't know you well enough
to hate you.

874
00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:19,017
So if she knew me, then she'd hate me?

875
00:57:21,484 --> 00:57:23,110
Buddy, what do you want?

876
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,274
[SIGHS]

877
00:57:28,108 --> 00:57:30,858
My whole life people have been telling me
I'm not responsible.

878
00:57:31,404 --> 00:57:33,411
I'm not, you know?
I haven't wanted to be.

879
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,522
But this is different.

880
00:57:36,556 --> 00:57:39,206
I just desperately wanna do what's right.

881
00:57:46,252 --> 00:57:48,008
What is right?

882
00:58:41,772 --> 00:58:43,528
[DOOR OPENS]

883
00:58:55,724 --> 00:58:57,099
Hi.

884
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:00,869
Oh, God. I'm so...

885
00:59:01,772 --> 00:59:03,081
I'm...

886
00:59:04,364 --> 00:59:05,542
I'm sorry, Frank.

887
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,821
You know?

888
00:59:11,532 --> 00:59:13,125
Yeah.

889
00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,445
Why didn't you tell me?

890
00:59:17,772 --> 00:59:20,041
It's hard to talk
with a knife in your back, Susan.

891
00:59:20,204 --> 00:59:23,106
No, come on, it wasn't like that.

892
00:59:23,884 --> 00:59:28,139
It had to have happened before New Year's,
after that night it was only you.

893
00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:34,565
- No double-life?
- No, sweetie, no. Never.

894
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:39,107
Do you know whose it is?

895
00:59:40,139 --> 00:59:44,874
- She's not an "it," she's Jesse.
- Do you know, Susan?

896
00:59:48,556 --> 00:59:49,865
Yes.

897
00:59:50,028 --> 00:59:52,265
She's yours, Frank. She's...

898
00:59:52,812 --> 00:59:55,779
Maybe not medically...

899
00:59:55,948 --> 00:59:59,810
...but in all other ways she's your daughter.
You're her father.

900
01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:05,088
Whose is she? Whose is she, Susan?

901
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:08,162
She's yours. She's yours.

902
01:00:08,332 --> 01:00:12,107
She's yours. She's yours because...

903
01:00:12,588 --> 01:00:17,127
Because when she had strep throat
you held her through three nights of fever.

904
01:00:17,292 --> 01:00:20,139
Yours because her first word was "Dad."

905
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,148
Because how scared you got
when you thought you lost her...

906
01:00:23,308 --> 01:00:26,374
...in the mall for 40 seconds.

907
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:29,289
Because of how happy you feel
every time you open your eyes...

908
01:00:29,452 --> 01:00:31,721
...and she's standing there looking at you.

909
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:36,421
She loves you, Frank. You love her.
This is...

910
01:00:36,588 --> 01:00:40,003
This is our home. It's our family.
Come on, Frank.

911
01:00:40,171 --> 01:00:41,895
JESSE [UPSTAIRS]:
Mommy.

912
01:00:44,044 --> 01:00:45,321
Mommy.

913
01:00:45,484 --> 01:00:47,306
SUSAN:
I'm coming.

914
01:00:52,908 --> 01:00:55,297
I'll be two seconds, okay?

915
01:00:55,468 --> 01:00:57,192
Yeah.

916
01:01:26,444 --> 01:01:31,081
- What is it, honey?
- I had a bad dream.

917
01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:36,999
Go back to sleep, okay?

918
01:01:38,284 --> 01:01:40,138
Try to go back to sleep.

919
01:02:21,964 --> 01:02:23,557
SUSAN:
Frank?

920
01:02:33,740 --> 01:02:35,169
Shit.

921
01:02:42,443 --> 01:02:44,516
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

922
01:03:13,419 --> 01:03:15,907
[FRANK YELLING]

923
01:03:16,076 --> 01:03:17,603
[CRASHING]

924
01:03:39,212 --> 01:03:43,270
- Can I help you?
- I'd like a weapon, a gun, preferably.

925
01:03:43,435 --> 01:03:45,258
I need to shoot something tonight.

926
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,450
There's a three-day waiting period
on all handguns...

927
01:03:49,612 --> 01:03:52,394
...but I can sell you a shotgun,
or a rifle, today.

928
01:03:52,556 --> 01:03:53,832
I'll take one.

929
01:03:53,995 --> 01:03:55,206
Great. What type?

930
01:03:56,428 --> 01:03:58,697
- Uh...
- What are you using it for?

931
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:02,442
- Hunting.
- Hunting.

932
01:04:02,604 --> 01:04:03,618
What are you hunting?

933
01:04:03,787 --> 01:04:05,794
- Uh, duck.
- Duck?

934
01:04:05,963 --> 01:04:08,811
Yes. A huge duck.

935
01:04:10,219 --> 01:04:11,529
Are you using a blind?

936
01:04:13,004 --> 01:04:14,498
No. Uh...

937
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,642
No. I'd like to do this face to face.

938
01:04:18,668 --> 01:04:21,318
This would be a solid choice for you, sir.

939
01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,607
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

940
01:04:35,115 --> 01:04:36,609
- Hello?
DAMON: <i>Hey, it's Damon.

941
01:04:36,779 --> 01:04:37,761
Oh, hey. What's up?

942
01:04:37,932 --> 01:04:40,899
Listen, Frank came by and picked up
the key to the boathouse.

943
01:04:41,068 --> 01:04:43,970
He was, uh, acting really weird.
I almost didn't give it to him.

944
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,245
He said he found a faster way
than cigarettes...

945
01:04:46,412 --> 01:04:48,452
<i>... and that maybe you should</i>
<i>meet him up there?

946
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,791
<i>I'm a little worried.</i>
<i>Maybe I should go with you.

947
01:04:50,956 --> 01:04:53,061
No, I'll take care of it. Thanks, Damon.

948
01:04:54,764 --> 01:04:56,357
[MACHINE BEEPS]

949
01:04:56,524 --> 01:04:57,833
BUDDY [ON RECORDING]:
<i>It's Buddy.

950
01:04:57,996 --> 01:05:01,127
<i>I think Frank might've gone up</i>
<i>to the lake to try something rash.

951
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:04,488
<i>I'm just gonna make sure he's all right.</i>
<i>I'll call you when I get there.

952
01:05:20,747 --> 01:05:22,657
[BUDDY SIGHS]

953
01:05:25,164 --> 01:05:26,952
FRANK:
That's amazing.

954
01:05:27,883 --> 01:05:30,534
I was just gonna call you,
and lo and behold, here you are.

955
01:05:30,732 --> 01:05:33,099
Well, Damon told me you came up.

956
01:05:33,612 --> 01:05:36,808
I thought maybe you could use a friend,
you know? Someone to talk to.

957
01:05:36,971 --> 01:05:38,913
Anything on your mind?

958
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:43,109
This thin mountain air can give
people strange ideas, you know?

959
01:05:43,468 --> 01:05:47,330
Ain't that the truth. No, nothing
I can think of off the top of my head.

960
01:05:48,172 --> 01:05:49,219
How about you?

961
01:05:49,868 --> 01:05:52,137
- Me?
- Anything you wanna tell me?

962
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,187
Not really, no.

963
01:05:58,828 --> 01:06:00,072
Let's go for a boat ride.

964
01:06:08,108 --> 01:06:10,628
So you finished with all those index cards?
Has whim waned?

965
01:06:10,796 --> 01:06:13,185
Ha, ha. Hell, no.

966
01:06:13,355 --> 01:06:16,105
It was in the cards to come up here
and accomplish something.

967
01:06:16,267 --> 01:06:18,820
- What sort of something?
- Something big.

968
01:06:18,988 --> 01:06:22,119
- How big?
- Oh. Biggest thing in my life.

969
01:06:22,316 --> 01:06:23,974
Is the keyword here "life"?

970
01:06:25,036 --> 01:06:29,226
- Could be. Definitely could be.
- You don't wanna do anything drastic.

971
01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,914
Don't I?

972
01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:33,571
I mean, something you can't take back,
you know? Final.

973
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,714
Oh, you mean something I'll regret.

974
01:06:36,812 --> 01:06:40,194
You have to think of those who love you.
I mean, think of your friends.

975
01:06:40,716 --> 01:06:43,618
- Why my friends?
- Because your actions affect them.

976
01:06:44,715 --> 01:06:47,049
Oh, I'll give you that. Yeah.

977
01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:49,994
One should always think
of one's friends before considering...

978
01:06:50,348 --> 01:06:51,689
...certain things.

979
01:06:51,851 --> 01:06:53,280
That's profound of you, Buddy.

980
01:06:53,452 --> 01:06:56,583
I suppose that "certain things"
would test the limit of our friendship.

981
01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:58,308
- Wouldn't you think?
- Exactly.

982
01:06:58,475 --> 01:07:00,101
Exactly.

983
01:07:01,068 --> 01:07:03,489
- Aren't we getting out a little far?
- Yeah, Buddy.

984
01:07:03,659 --> 01:07:05,731
We're getting out a little far.

985
01:07:08,236 --> 01:07:11,203
SUSAN:
Frank? Buddy?

986
01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:15,784
What the hell are we doing here, Frank?

987
01:07:15,947 --> 01:07:18,795
- I think you know.
- I won't let you.

988
01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:22,152
Yeah? Well, why don't you try
and stop me. Go ahead.

989
01:07:22,348 --> 01:07:24,388
- Where the hell did you get that?
- Who cares?

990
01:07:24,555 --> 01:07:26,792
- I'm not shooting blanks this time.
- Put it down.

991
01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:29,705
- We can talk about this, can't we?
- Let's just cut the shit.

992
01:07:29,868 --> 01:07:33,577
- Don't start whimpering now.
- Whimpering? Hey, it's your decision.

993
01:07:33,868 --> 01:07:37,381
- Oh, that's generous of you.
- It doesn't mean I agree with it.

994
01:07:37,675 --> 01:07:39,617
Well, I would hope not!

995
01:07:39,787 --> 01:07:42,209
Look, you can't do this to me,
or you, I won't let you.

996
01:07:42,379 --> 01:07:45,227
- You're gonna have to shoot me first.
- There's a hell of an argument.

997
01:07:45,388 --> 01:07:46,370
Give me that.

998
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:48,427
[BOTH GRUNT]

999
01:07:52,108 --> 01:07:53,384
SUSAN:
Come on.

1000
01:07:53,579 --> 01:07:55,881
Shooting me first
was just a figure of speech.

1001
01:07:56,044 --> 01:07:58,345
Oh, shit.
Oh, that went all the way through.

1002
01:07:58,859 --> 01:08:01,991
I don't think it's smart to put holes
in things that sink or breathe.

1003
01:08:02,156 --> 01:08:04,938
But you're the one with the gun.
I can appreciate that.

1004
01:08:05,099 --> 01:08:07,881
- Are you looking for something?
- A lifejacket.

1005
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:12,456
Son of a bitch!

1006
01:08:13,932 --> 01:08:15,273
Frank!

1007
01:08:15,723 --> 01:08:19,618
Frank! Frank, what the hell is going on?

1008
01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:20,801
Frank!

1009
01:08:22,443 --> 01:08:24,483
They're just dancing, Mommy.

1010
01:08:24,652 --> 01:08:26,310
Give me that.

1011
01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,784
We gotta get help, come on.

1012
01:08:35,947 --> 01:08:39,013
There! Go ahead, commit suicide now!

1013
01:08:39,723 --> 01:08:42,822
Suicide?
You think I'm trying to commit suicide?

1014
01:08:42,988 --> 01:08:46,054
- Yeah.
- You impossibly stupid man.

1015
01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:50,562
You philandering, dumba... Murder!

1016
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,149
I'm trying to commit murder! You idiot!

1017
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,577
Yeah, yeah, a boat. Um...

1018
01:09:01,195 --> 01:09:02,886
l... I don't know.

1019
01:09:03,052 --> 01:09:07,013
Yeah, I heard a rifle shot.
You need to get out here, now, okay?

1020
01:09:07,179 --> 01:09:09,601
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

1021
01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:14,276
Sweetie, I need you to stay in the cabin,
okay? Just stay here.

1022
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:49,059
[FRANK AND BUDDY COUGHING]

1023
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:54,499
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1024
01:09:56,331 --> 01:09:58,404
[BOTH COUGHING]

1025
01:10:01,547 --> 01:10:04,515
BUDDY: Yeah, don't worry, you still have
a chance to freeze to death.

1026
01:10:04,684 --> 01:10:07,105
FRANK:
No, I wanna kill you!

1027
01:10:08,555 --> 01:10:10,562
[GROANS, HACKS]

1028
01:10:10,731 --> 01:10:14,473
Well, if I knew what you
obviously know, I'd wanna kill me too.

1029
01:10:14,635 --> 01:10:16,359
[FRANK COUGHS]

1030
01:10:16,523 --> 01:10:19,654
That's understanding of you.

1031
01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:23,878
I'm sorry.

1032
01:10:24,044 --> 01:10:26,248
Fuck you.

1033
01:10:26,412 --> 01:10:28,932
[CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]

1034
01:10:38,955 --> 01:10:41,857
Mrs. Allen, you best wait inside.

1035
01:10:42,028 --> 01:10:43,337
Have you found them yet?

1036
01:10:43,499 --> 01:10:47,328
When I know something, you'll know
something. Please, wait inside.

1037
01:10:55,275 --> 01:10:58,057
BUDDY: Do you even know
where the hell we're going?

1038
01:10:58,219 --> 01:11:00,106
FRANK:
There's a footbridge up ahead.

1039
01:11:00,268 --> 01:11:02,788
The cabin's a mile from that.

1040
01:11:36,331 --> 01:11:38,339
BUDDY:
They're searching for us.

1041
01:11:38,859 --> 01:11:42,056
- How do they know we're here?
- I told Susan.

1042
01:11:45,996 --> 01:11:47,752
Do you love her?

1043
01:11:50,475 --> 01:11:52,297
Does it matter?

1044
01:11:54,091 --> 01:11:55,879
And Jesse?

1045
01:11:59,563 --> 01:12:01,286
She's just a kid.

1046
01:12:01,451 --> 01:12:03,557
What does that mean, Buddy?

1047
01:12:05,515 --> 01:12:07,654
I hardly know her.

1048
01:12:13,643 --> 01:12:15,498
What now?

1049
01:12:19,755 --> 01:12:22,821
I just, I thought if I did everything...

1050
01:12:22,987 --> 01:12:25,670
...for the now,
that I could forget the past...

1051
01:12:25,835 --> 01:12:28,486
...and the past is who I am.

1052
01:12:29,675 --> 01:12:32,610
And I just, I don't... l...

1053
01:12:33,036 --> 01:12:36,865
How am I supposed to go back to Susan
if I don't know how to forgive her?

1054
01:12:40,331 --> 01:12:42,022
Look. Uh, ahem.

1055
01:12:44,939 --> 01:12:48,616
I'm gonna disappear. Just, look,
tell them that you lost me, okay?

1056
01:12:49,004 --> 01:12:51,459
No, Frank. No, I won't.

1057
01:12:51,627 --> 01:12:53,667
- Yeah. You owe me that!
- No.

1058
01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:56,737
Owe you? I don't owe you anything!

1059
01:12:57,803 --> 01:13:01,283
And you know what?
You're a freaking idiot!

1060
01:13:04,107 --> 01:13:06,693
I wish Susan had picked me.

1061
01:13:07,211 --> 01:13:08,869
I wish Susan loved me.

1062
01:13:09,227 --> 01:13:12,074
I wish Jesse thought of me as her father.

1063
01:13:12,619 --> 01:13:14,953
But all they do is love you.

1064
01:13:17,963 --> 01:13:20,035
God, I even love you.

1065
01:13:21,387 --> 01:13:25,130
I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm past feeling sad
for anyone but myself.

1066
01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:29,764
So you know, stay out here if you want.
Become one with nature, go hump Bigfoot.

1067
01:13:29,932 --> 01:13:32,931
But I'm going back into the cabin
and getting warm.

1068
01:13:34,987 --> 01:13:36,448
God.

1069
01:14:17,867 --> 01:14:19,972
OFFICER:
I think we got one over here.

1070
01:14:20,651 --> 01:14:22,561
Somebody get a blanket!

1071
01:14:42,443 --> 01:14:43,719
OFFICER:
Where's Mr. Allen?

1072
01:14:47,179 --> 01:14:48,488
It's complicated.

1073
01:16:20,491 --> 01:16:21,920
JESSE:
Daddy!

1074
01:16:26,571 --> 01:16:28,164
Daddy!

1075
01:16:58,891 --> 01:17:01,608
FRANK:
<i>You ever hear of chaos theory, Ed?

1076
01:17:01,771 --> 01:17:03,015
<i>It's a science.

1077
01:17:03,851 --> 01:17:06,721
It tries to determine underlying patterns
in chaotic systems:

1078
01:17:06,891 --> 01:17:10,568
Weather, ocean currents, blood flow,
that sort of thing.

1079
01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:13,699
Well, it turns out
that there are few things...

1080
01:17:13,866 --> 01:17:17,128
...more chaotic than the beat
of a human heart.

1081
01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:22,026
Speeding up, slowing down.
A pretty face, a flight of stairs.

1082
01:17:22,187 --> 01:17:25,351
It's always changing depending
on what's happening to us out there.

1083
01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:27,970
It's an erratic son of a bitch.

1084
01:17:28,618 --> 01:17:33,059
But underneath all of that bump-a-ta-bump
mess, there is, in fact, a pattern.

1085
01:17:33,227 --> 01:17:34,950
A truth.

1086
01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:36,708
And it's love.

1087
01:17:37,227 --> 01:17:40,969
The most important thing about love
is that we choose to give it...

1088
01:17:41,131 --> 01:17:43,553
...and we choose to receive it.

1089
01:17:44,075 --> 01:17:47,523
Making it the least random act
in the entire universe.

1090
01:17:47,691 --> 01:17:50,473
It transcends blood,
it transcends betrayal...

1091
01:17:50,635 --> 01:17:53,537
...and all the dirt that makes us human.

1092
01:17:54,635 --> 01:17:57,123
And if you can figure that out...

1093
01:17:57,291 --> 01:18:00,008
...the Jake Lees of the world
got nothing on you.

1094
01:18:00,171 --> 01:18:01,665
SUSAN:
Now, what's all this about?

1095
01:18:01,835 --> 01:18:02,947
Uh-oh.

1096
01:18:03,115 --> 01:18:06,050
Poor Ed, has Frank been torturing you
with tales of love and war?

1097
01:18:06,218 --> 01:18:08,706
- Well, yes, ma'am.
- You're gonna be late.

1098
01:18:08,938 --> 01:18:10,946
I'll see you in there.

1099
01:18:15,019 --> 01:18:16,066
Thanks.

1100
01:18:20,683 --> 01:18:23,104
- Have you been bad?
- No.

1101
01:18:27,723 --> 01:18:29,130
A little bit.

1102
01:18:30,283 --> 01:18:33,250
Come on, let's go.
Monster, we're gonna be late.

1103
01:18:34,058 --> 01:18:35,553
[SUSAN LAUGHS]

1104
01:18:47,307 --> 01:18:50,787
- You're beautiful.
- I'm nervous, Daddy.

1105
01:18:50,955 --> 01:18:52,264
Jake loves you very much.

1106
01:18:52,427 --> 01:18:55,209
- Ed.
- He loves you too, honey.

1107
01:19:24,907 --> 01:19:28,387
Friends,
we have been invited here today...

1108
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:32,778
...to share in a most important moment
in the lives for Edward and Jessica.

1109
01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:35,067
In the time they've been together...