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(SHOUTING)
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(SHRIEKING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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(JINGLE BELLS PLAYING)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
7
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(MUTTERS)
8
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Hey, Dad.
Shit!
9
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You owe me
a pack of smokes.
10
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Come on, it was one
cigarette.
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Punitive damages.
12
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Here's a whole carton.
13
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So?
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Nothing.
15
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How's your mother?
16
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She's fine.
17
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You could call her Mary
every once in a while.
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Close that gap up
a little bit.
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Don't start on me.
20
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Is Sherry okay?
She ain't been in.
21
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Everything
good with her?
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A squabble.
She's back home.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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WOMAN: Oh, hey, Mark.
Hi.
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Well...
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Mark?
Yeah?
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You still doing it?
28
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No, I stopped.
29
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Pop, they only give me
an hour for lunch, so
I gotta...
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I'll see you next time.
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Hey, he's a vet, okay.
What do you say you keep
an eye on him for me?
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Oh, no, you don't have to.
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Just take it.
In case he needs
anything.
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Hey, I got him, my man.
I got him.
35
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I appreciate it.
36
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MAN: Sports Facts.
37
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Yeah, 54012,
Princess Leia.
38
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Go 54012.
39
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I want Marshall
for five dimes.
40
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The line is down to 10.
41
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I don't care if it's down
to seven. Marshall plus
the points is a gift.
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One play on this call?
Yeah.
43
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Yeah.
44
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(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
45
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The Thundering Herd.
46
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Go Marshall.
47
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Please.
48
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Please.
49
00:04:26,431 --> 00:04:28,431
JASON: Me, I'd forget
the one with the scanner.
50
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Everything you need is
on the net anyway.
51
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Like you're actually going
to check out a library book
and scan it, right?
52
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Right.
53
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You're gonna print, you know.
Maybe make the odd copies.
54
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Doesn't hurt to have
the fax function.
55
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Just the fax, ma'am.
56
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You know what,
I'm gonna show
you something.
57
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Forget that other merch, okay?
58
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It's their ticket to a pure
profit stream, overcharge you
on the replacement cartridges.
59
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This one is cheaper out
the door, and you can
refill the ink yourself.
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Thanks.
Yeah.
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We don't make
anything off that one.
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Take a microscopic
margin.
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Okay.
64
00:05:06,495 --> 00:05:08,495
(WOMAN ANNOUNCING
INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
65
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Wait.
66
00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:15,427
I want to get you my
employee discount.
67
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20% is 20%, right?
68
00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,567
Yeah.
69
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¶ Way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
70
00:05:20,973 --> 00:05:24,573
¶ My way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
71
00:05:24,576 --> 00:05:27,476
¶ Way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, my
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(SOFTLY) ¶ Way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
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¶ Which way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
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¶ My way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
75
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What the hell's
going on here, huh?
76
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Yeah.
77
00:05:41,456 --> 00:05:43,656
Sorry, Stan, we were just...
Goofing off
78
00:05:43,658 --> 00:05:45,318
and costing me money.
You think I can't see that?
79
00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:48,486
Well, not to put too fine
a point on it, but wouldn't
it be Pete Coors' money?
80
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If that truck isn't
cross-checked and rolling
in five minutes,
81
00:05:51,464 --> 00:05:53,504
you don't work
here anymore.
82
00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:54,329
Roger that.
83
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(DECK THE HALLS PLAYING)
And Juan Valdez is, you know,
up in the hills going,
84
00:05:57,569 --> 00:06:00,369
"Don't sue me,
if you burn yourself."
85
00:06:00,971 --> 00:06:01,671
Right?
86
00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:06,441
But, you know, the thing
that kills me is that they
invented a whole new business.
87
00:06:06,442 --> 00:06:08,342
You know,
$3 for a cup of coffee.
88
00:06:08,343 --> 00:06:10,713
I don't remember anybody
saying, "Hey, this coffee
sure tastes great,
89
00:06:10,712 --> 00:06:13,952
"but I'd rather say grande
and pay $3 for it."
90
00:06:14,982 --> 00:06:16,382
You talk a lot.
91
00:06:17,851 --> 00:06:19,521
But you're cute.
92
00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:32,399
Got two more
hang-ups today.
93
00:06:32,964 --> 00:06:35,404
It's starting to give me
the creeps.
I'm on it.
94
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What are you
doing there?
Stuff.
95
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Need help?
I'm good. I got it.
96
00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:44,939
Are you gonna tuck
Hayden in?
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Hey, buddy, what's up?
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Good.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Doesn't sound like it.
101
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Hey, uh...
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I thought we were partners.
103
00:07:02,821 --> 00:07:04,051
We are.
104
00:07:04,055 --> 00:07:06,585
So, we share intel, right?
105
00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,090
Right.
Well?
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Mommy's worried.
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(CHUCKLES) Of course,
she's worried. Mommies worry.
108
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What do you mean,
Mommy's worried?
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About the football games.
110
00:07:17,931 --> 00:07:19,731
Well, Mommy's a fan.
111
00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:24,499
Mommy doesn't care who wins
but she knows you do.
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(SIGHS)
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I won't be late.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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I just keep getting better.
You wouldn't think it
was possible, but there it is.
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Did he foot fault?
I don't need to cheat
with you clowns.
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I don't know, gonna want
to check the video.
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Oh, do I detect a hint
of athletic envy?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
Of you? Not in this
lifetime, baby.
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Face it. You guys cannot
stand the fact that there's
finally a sport
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that I'm better than you at.
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Hold it.
Darts is not a sport.
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Of course it's a sport,
numbnuts, it's on ESPN.
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So is poker, big deal.
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00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:02,903
Darts is an activity.
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A game, at best.
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00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,165
A game, huh?
How do you figure?
128
00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:10,469
Simple, anything you can
drink beer and get better at,
by definition isn't a sport.
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Football, hockey,
baseball, sports.
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Bowling, pool,
darts, activities.
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What about golf?
Activity.
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Waste of time.
It's a sport.
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No. If they made them
carry their own bag and
run to the ball, maybe.
134
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But it's strictly a game.
135
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Talking about
the Championship Bowl?
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00:08:28,054 --> 00:08:29,554
Yeah.
Who do you like?
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00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:31,085
The dog, Marshall.
The underdog, really?
138
00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:33,889
Yeah, whenever you
don't know you take
the dog and the points.
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No kidding.
Absolutely.
140
00:08:34,892 --> 00:08:36,732
There's four possible
outcomes in any contest.
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00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:38,857
Favorite wins a blowout.
Favorite wins in a squeaker.
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Dog wins a blowout.
Dog wins in a squeaker.
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Three out of four scenarios
you win if you take the dog
and the points.
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Spend any time
thinking about this?
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Big game is Saturday,
who do we like,
Texas or Marshall?
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Texas is a walk.
The game is over
by halftime I'd say...
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Ah, I'd hate to agree with
the Spider-Man, but this one
is a mismatch for the ages.
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All right, Dibs,
we haven't heard from you.
I don't like football.
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You gotta pick, Dibs.
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00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,649
All right, if I have to,
Texas. You don't need
to be a brain surgeon.
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00:09:03,649 --> 00:09:05,149
Goliath is gonna win
this one going away.
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00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,520
Anybody who picks
Marshall is nuts.
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00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:09,789
All right, it's unanimous.
Texas blows them out.
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00:09:09,787 --> 00:09:11,517
Those guys don't
know anything.
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MAN ON TV:
Charlie starts building
prow ends for the pontoons,
156
00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,162
when he discovers
another use...
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00:09:18,161 --> 00:09:19,931
Hey, babe.
Hi.
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Ta-da!
159
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,927
Very thoughtful.
160
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,571
You smell like smoke.
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00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,172
That's 'cause I'm smokin'!
162
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,983
Who is this jerkoff?
He's always on.
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00:09:39,978 --> 00:09:41,238
KATE: He fixes things.
164
00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:43,982
I can fix stuff too, you know.
165
00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,780
Yeah, I know you can, honey.
166
00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:50,276
Do you have anything
needing repair, ma'am?
167
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,015
I'm all tuned up.
Thank you very much.
168
00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:54,020
Maybe I should start
under the hood.
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00:09:54,022 --> 00:09:55,152
(SHRIEKS)
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00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:02,586
¶ Beer, beer, beer
Get your humble hydrate here
171
00:10:02,596 --> 00:10:06,726
¶ Da, da
Uh, uh, uh
172
00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:10,929
¶ Uh, uh
173
00:10:10,936 --> 00:10:14,296
¶ Beer, beer, beer
You know that's why I'm here
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00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:17,206
¶ Beer, beer, beer... ¶
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00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:21,109
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
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00:10:21,811 --> 00:10:25,681
MAN ON PA: Gentlemen,
puts your hands together
for Tiffany!
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00:10:39,628 --> 00:10:40,688
(CLATTERING)
178
00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:41,825
New move?
179
00:10:42,196 --> 00:10:45,256
If she's got another
concussion, she's fired.
180
00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:48,925
Somebody clean that up.
Pick up the chairs.
181
00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:51,695
Don't worry about her.
Get the chairs first.
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00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,935
Hey, Billy.
Scarlet.
183
00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:59,684
You work too hard.
Says the princess
of the pole.
184
00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:01,278
What is that
supposed to mean?
185
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:05,109
Well, do you not fling
yourself through the air
like a sexy gazelle?
186
00:11:06,884 --> 00:11:08,824
How come you never let
me dance for you?
187
00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:10,119
'Cause I'm married.
188
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,150
Married guys
are my specialty.
189
00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:15,164
I did one right thing in my
life, Scarlet, and the price,
no snacks on the side.
190
00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:18,828
Snack, my butt.
You'd never eat at home again.
191
00:11:19,728 --> 00:11:21,088
Maybe so.
(SIGHS)
192
00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:22,996
Suit yourself.
193
00:11:24,098 --> 00:11:25,798
Swing by if you
change your mind.
194
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:32,840
See you next week,
Scarlet.
195
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,340
MANAGER:
Okay, when everyone's
quiet, we can do this.
196
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:40,011
MAN 1: Watch me
win this raffle.
MAN 2: These tickets are mine.
197
00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:41,010
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
198
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,381
Funny, if you're five.
199
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:45,909
Is it just tickets to the
Championship Bowl or do
you get some parties too?
200
00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:48,715
Yeah, there's a party
in your mouth
and everybody's coming.
201
00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:51,317
MANAGER: It's nice to have
so many first-graders here.
202
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,749
And the winner is...
203
00:11:53,153 --> 00:11:54,423
Jason Klein.
204
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,720
MAN: Ugh!
205
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,824
Wow. I never
win anything.
206
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:02,755
Have fun.
207
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,930
Thanks.
(MIMICS CROWD CHEERING)
208
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:09,328
Wow, this is great.
Um, I want to thank...
209
00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:10,828
You suck.
210
00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:27,348
Florida? No.
211
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,718
Look, you're a nice enough
guy and all, but that's it.
Go to Florida with you?
212
00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:34,088
We were so good together
at coffee. We both like two
sugars and a NutraSweet...
213
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:37,758
For Christ's sake, Jade,
I've got a full waiting room.
Let's go.
214
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,888
Yes, Doctor.
215
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,222
Does anyone work here?
216
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,856
This is what I get
for having a latte
with a loser.
217
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,461
So you gonna
think about it?
218
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:45,962
I said no,
are you deaf?
219
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:48,833
Take your tickets
and your NutraSweet
and get out of here.
220
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,002
This is my job.
221
00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:54,372
(SIGHS)
222
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,866
So you understand
why I'm here.
223
00:12:56,870 --> 00:13:00,470
Daddy had the Jets.
That's right.
And the Jets lost.
224
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,843
I know.
225
00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:03,411
And that wasn't
the only one.
226
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,810
HAYDEN: Daddy.
227
00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:07,011
MAN: Hello, Mark.
228
00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:08,112
What are you doing here?
229
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:12,452
How is it that this little man
understands so much more
clearly than his deadbeat dad?
230
00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,149
Hayden, get in the kitchen.
231
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,520
Now!
232
00:13:19,854 --> 00:13:21,394
You've got some nerve.
(PHONE RINGING)
233
00:13:21,388 --> 00:13:23,088
Just doing my job.
234
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:23,519
Now pay up.
235
00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:27,062
You come into my house.
You scare my wife.
You touch my kid.
236
00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,158
I'm not paying for that.
237
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:31,459
I go where I'm sent and
I get what I'm sent for.
Now what do you have for me?
238
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,792
I'll show you what I got.
239
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,096
We can do this either way.
240
00:13:34,831 --> 00:13:36,061
You got some balls.
241
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,325
True, but enough about me.
242
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,073
Mark.
Not now.
243
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,498
You will come across.
You know I don't leave
otherwise.
244
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:43,843
Oh, yeah?
SHERRY: Mark.
245
00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:45,867
What?
Your dad died.
246
00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:51,843
Hmm.
247
00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:00,017
Be seeing you.
248
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:08,186
(IF YOU WERE A BLUEBIRD
PLAYING)
249
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:15,301
(KNOCKING)
250
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:16,558
MAN 1: Hey, Jason.
251
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,195
Hey. Hi. Come on in.
252
00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:25,339
MAN 2: Thirty-seven years
I knew him. He was a good man.
253
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:28,239
112, high average, not bad.
254
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,411
Well he did love to bowl.
255
00:14:29,408 --> 00:14:34,808
What the hell happened to
you, kid? We all expected you
to be doing big things by now.
256
00:14:35,313 --> 00:14:36,953
Was it the divorce?
257
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:40,347
Your old man always
blamed himself for
knocking you off track...
258
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:44,150
Hey, thanks for
coming, Mr. Dean.
It really means a lot.
259
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:45,893
Let's top you off there.
260
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:47,388
Is there any wine?
For sure.
261
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,485
That's appropriate.
262
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:52,933
What?
263
00:14:52,927 --> 00:14:55,927
Well you're the one who
decided to wear your ass
as an outfit.
264
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,030
(SCOFFS)
265
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,827
Whatever.
266
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,927
(WHEN YOU'RE ALONE PLAYING)
267
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,604
MARK: Yeah, I'm here to clean
out my dad's locker.
268
00:15:05,602 --> 00:15:07,572
Sure, kid.
Number 64.
269
00:15:24,086 --> 00:15:27,446
MAN: Sorry to hear
about your pop, kid.
Straight shooter.
270
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,190
Oh, Dad.
271
00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:22,568
(TIRES SCREECH)
272
00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:30,048
Hey, Sherry, what's this?
273
00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:31,649
We're going to
my mom's again.
274
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,277
Don't call for
a few days, okay?
275
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,385
No, of course it's not okay.
276
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,650
What are you doing?
277
00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:40,194
Don't act surprised.
You did this.
278
00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:43,664
Look,
279
00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:48,158
I don't like the timing,
but you put us at risk.
280
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:49,031
He's my son.
281
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:51,258
I'm not going to keep
your son from you.
282
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,060
Bye, Daddy.
283
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,661
This was the last straw.
284
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:10,006
I'm just saying it takes
time to lug five pallets
of empties down two flights.
285
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:12,452
MAN ON RADIO: No, McGriff,
you are not getting off early.
286
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:15,407
I need you back here
at base. Truck 18 is
loaded ass-backwards,
287
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:18,016
all the longnecks
are in front.
Get back here.
288
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,618
It's not my bad, Donnie.
289
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:22,289
I'm knocking off early today.
290
00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:26,556
Big plans. (LAUGHS)
291
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,371
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
292
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,125
(LOUD BANGING ON DOOR)
293
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,000
Jesus!
294
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,035
How did I get here?
295
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,714
Hiding out
in my own house.
296
00:17:55,647 --> 00:17:59,647
You remember, coming
out of high school,
we were stars.
297
00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:02,275
Well, you were.
298
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,550
You gotta be kidding me.
299
00:18:05,288 --> 00:18:07,148
You were fast-tracked,
300
00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:08,656
4.0 pre-law at Penn.
301
00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:12,227
I had my football ride,
granted it was Division II.
302
00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,534
How many guys even
get to play college ball?
303
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,596
Not many.
304
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,404
And not quarterback.
305
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,633
Yeah.
306
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,844
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
307
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,491
Hey, baby.
308
00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:48,694
No way.
309
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,859
Aren't you Billy McGriff
of the McGriffters?
310
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:55,164
Oh, you guys were awesome.
311
00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:58,502
I was there at Toad's Hole
that night that Joe Strummer
jumped up on stage
312
00:18:58,498 --> 00:19:00,558
and started cranking out
that song.
313
00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:01,766
(HUMS TUNE)
314
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,631
¶ Which way, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
315
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:07,596
BOTH: ¶ My way, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
316
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,465
Yeah, man, that was
the one. You had it
going on.
317
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:14,711
You're such a fan.
Shouldn't I be
banging your wife?
318
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,440
She's your wife?
319
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:20,745
Geez, I had no idea.
320
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:33,889
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
321
00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:38,856
Give me a triple kamikaze,
with two beers back.
322
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:40,295
And whatever they're having.
323
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,834
So I'm guessing
you're off the wagon.
324
00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:45,896
(GRUNTS)
325
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:49,436
Of all the guys in the world,
she chooses that nitwit.
326
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,368
I mean, come on.
You're gonna cheat, pick
somebody better than that.
327
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:54,944
Till death
do us part, period.
Fact.
328
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,483
Well, I'd like to
make a suggestion.
329
00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:59,538
What do you say to
a little adventure?
330
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,876
Shed some layers.
Fun, sun... Anyone?
331
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:03,582
Pass.
332
00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:05,882
It'd be good to get
away for a while.
Therapeutic.
333
00:20:05,884 --> 00:20:07,624
I'm not running.
I am.
334
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,589
Where are you thinking?
335
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:13,387
Into every rain,
a little sun must fall.
336
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:15,760
Championship Bowl,
how'd you get these?
337
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:19,289
The one and only
OfficeMax Christmas
drawing extravaganza.
338
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,755
What do you know?
339
00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:21,933
I got five...
340
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:26,704
I made a little bet.
You know, on Marshall.
341
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,401
You know, just so I can
watch the game and have
a rooting interest.
342
00:20:29,403 --> 00:20:32,843
What did you bet?
Just a friendly wager,
you know.
343
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,739
Thundering Herd, 50 bones.
344
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:37,706
Hmm, these are tremendous.
345
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,708
Okay, don't get any ideas.
I am definitely sitting in
one of those seats.
346
00:20:40,711 --> 00:20:44,251
You'll be very comfortable
in the car.
Game's better on the radio.
347
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:45,247
Yeah, you get
Keith Jackson.
348
00:20:45,248 --> 00:20:47,648
"As another lovely
Florida day drifts
into the gloaming..."
349
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:50,250
Keith Jackson's on TV.
Sometimes he does
the radio.
350
00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:51,722
Or you get Marv Albert.
Yes!
351
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,290
No. No, I'm no dummy.
352
00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:55,389
Nobody said you were.
353
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,320
You may recall,
I graduated first
in our class.
354
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,585
I remember. You put the
"dick" in valedictorian.
355
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,233
This game is on Saturday.
If we're going, we better
get underway.
356
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,589
Pronto.
357
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,360
Cheers.
358
00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,257
Florida.
359
00:21:09,798 --> 00:21:12,828
JASON: I want to be clear
on this. I get to use one
of those tickets.
360
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,604
I won them,
and I get to use one.
361
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:16,502
You two can figure out
who sits with me,
362
00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:19,803
and we'll scalp another
single for whoever loses.
363
00:21:19,806 --> 00:21:23,236
Why should you be automatic?
It was a random draw,
was it not?
364
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,542
Yeah, come on.
It's not like
you earned them.
365
00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:26,013
BILLY: Just let me
get my guitar.
366
00:21:26,011 --> 00:21:27,881
JASON: We got the radio.
We got CDs.
367
00:21:27,879 --> 00:21:30,349
BILLY: There's always
room for live tunes.
368
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,853
JASON: No way I can stomach
1,000 miles of his light FM.
369
00:21:35,852 --> 00:21:37,322
What happened
to him, anyway?
370
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,520
Why did he go all
sensitive-acoustic?
371
00:21:38,521 --> 00:21:40,751
I don't know.
Maybe he can play
his way out of it.
372
00:21:40,756 --> 00:21:43,556
These tunes
he's singing now, yuck.
373
00:21:43,558 --> 00:21:45,718
It's like he's got
Music-heimer's or something.
374
00:21:45,726 --> 00:21:47,456
He's trying to stretch.
Have a range.
375
00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:49,891
Well, I like it
electric and loud.
376
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:53,556
Whatever was rock and roll
about him is long gone.
377
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,296
Museum gone.
378
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,030
(MAN ON TV
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
379
00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:08,782
(CLEARS THROAT)
380
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,750
I should've banged
your sister when
I had the chance.
381
00:22:24,494 --> 00:22:26,694
We are not gonna make
Florida on one case
of beer.
382
00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:27,956
I can tell you
that right now.
383
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,931
Here we go.
384
00:22:31,432 --> 00:22:34,772
CLERK: 27, 28, 29,
and one is 30.
385
00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:37,468
Give me a scratch ticket,
and make it a winner.
386
00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:38,740
We're going to Florida.
387
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:39,900
$1.
388
00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:41,744
Have you got any halva,
for the trip?
389
00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:43,709
Halva?
When in Rome.
390
00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:44,907
This is Pennsylvania.
391
00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:46,308
CLERK: 85 cents.
392
00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:49,836
Hey, guys. I won.
393
00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:51,405
5 bucks, it only cost
me a buck. I'm up 4.
394
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,353
That ought to cover
a couple of tolls.
That a boy.
395
00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:56,453
Give me six numbers.
396
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,920
Let me do it.
I'm on a roll.
I'm seeing...
397
00:23:01,054 --> 00:23:02,454
Quick pick.
398
00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:04,315
Okay, that's a loser.
What do you got?
399
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:08,593
6, 11 and 56. June 11, 1956,
Joe Montana's birthday.
400
00:23:08,593 --> 00:23:11,793
Pennsylvania boy and
the greatest quarterback
in history for a little yin
401
00:23:11,796 --> 00:23:15,626
and if you want to go ultimate
yang, we're going with
the Boston Red Sox:
402
00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:18,503
10, 25, 86, October 25, 1986.
403
00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:21,402
Billy Buckner's grounder
Game 6, World Series.
404
00:23:21,404 --> 00:23:22,674
You're thinking the whole
yin-yang package.
405
00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,341
You're feeling me,
aren't you, Billy?
406
00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:26,369
86 is too high.
It's gotta be 60 or less.
407
00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:30,344
That's okay. We go 10, 25,
and let's say...
JASON: 57.
408
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,675
Heinz 57.
409
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,879
You just went
from Joe Montana
to steak sauce.
410
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,052
Yeah.
No, no, no. I like it.
411
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,420
Run it, Abdul.
412
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,777
My name is not Abdul.
413
00:23:43,687 --> 00:23:46,387
(QUIT YOUR LOWDOWN WAYS
PLAYING)
414
00:23:51,093 --> 00:23:52,633
What if we
get a flat?
415
00:23:52,627 --> 00:23:53,987
That's defeatist.
416
00:23:58,099 --> 00:24:01,629
JASON: Come on, guys.
Just let me hold them
till we get to Florida.
417
00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:02,895
BILLY: You can be shotgun.
418
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:03,872
I'm already shotgun.
419
00:24:03,869 --> 00:24:05,969
And I'd like
to hold my tickets.
420
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,101
Relax, you will.
421
00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:10,105
That's right. We are still
waiting for the food to show
up for the Labor Day picnic.
422
00:24:10,108 --> 00:24:11,368
That wasn't my fault.
423
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,435
But it was your
responsibility.
424
00:24:12,442 --> 00:24:15,542
That's great.
Focus.
Shotgun is no joke.
425
00:24:15,545 --> 00:24:17,575
Keep this map safe
and dry at all times.
426
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:20,710
And no snoozing.
There is nothing worse
than shotgun sawing wood.
427
00:24:20,716 --> 00:24:23,376
What about the radio?
Doesn't shotgun handle
music?
428
00:24:23,385 --> 00:24:24,545
We'll see how it goes.
429
00:24:24,552 --> 00:24:25,522
You gotta earn those stripes.
430
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:29,689
Okay, ship's going down,
Titanic, whatever.
You got one life ring.
431
00:24:29,689 --> 00:24:31,859
Who are you throwing it to,
your wife or your kid?
432
00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:34,087
She won't like it,
but it's gotta be the kid.
433
00:24:34,092 --> 00:24:35,622
Gotta be the kid.
434
00:24:36,927 --> 00:24:38,157
Okay, I got one.
435
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:44,869
What would you rather lose,
your eyesight or your penis?
436
00:24:48,871 --> 00:24:50,601
Is this my cock
or your cock?
437
00:24:50,606 --> 00:24:51,496
Here we go.
438
00:24:51,506 --> 00:24:52,606
'Cause my cock,
that's one thing...
439
00:24:52,607 --> 00:24:55,407
I'm not comfortable
with that kind of talk
in the Fury.
440
00:24:56,009 --> 00:24:59,039
JASON: My mother
insisted on giving me
a bath till I was 12.
441
00:24:59,045 --> 00:25:01,605
Scrubbed my ears,
the whole deal.
BILLY: Twelve?
442
00:25:01,614 --> 00:25:02,954
That's sick, why did
you stand for it?
443
00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:05,078
I didn't know any better.
She was the only mother
around.
444
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,423
(STRUMMING GUITAR)
445
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,447
Drew the line
when pubes sprouted.
446
00:25:08,452 --> 00:25:08,882
Okay, uncle.
447
00:25:08,885 --> 00:25:11,915
No disrespect,
but I always thought
your mother was a whack job.
448
00:25:11,921 --> 00:25:13,991
BILLY: Ditto.
Hey, that's my mother.
449
00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:15,589
You can't talk that way
about somebody's mother.
450
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,890
If I knew you a week less,
I'd have to hit you.
451
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,561
MARK: You brought her up.
Yeah, we're just trying
to be supportive
452
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,730
like good friends are
supposed to be.
Oh, thank you.
453
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,658
By the way, just let me
hold the tickets. I'm not
comfortable with this setup.
454
00:25:24,664 --> 00:25:27,904
MARK: I don't know.
You two never give me
any responsibility.
455
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,030
Two words...
456
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:30,634
MARK AND BILLY:
Labor Day party.
457
00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:32,695
That was 14 years ago.
458
00:25:32,703 --> 00:25:34,843
We suffered the whole day.
Oh!
459
00:25:34,838 --> 00:25:37,738
All right, I tell you what.
We'll go Switzerland.
460
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,610
What?
461
00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:41,167
Switzerland, neutral spot.
462
00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:44,136
Put them in
the glove compartment.
We'll sort it out later.
463
00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,605
Okay. So, we have
an understanding.
464
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,153
I get a say in who
ultimately gets to use these.
465
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,608
Agreed?
466
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,576
(WALK OF LIFE PLAYING)
467
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,615
Oh, oh! Turn this up.
Dire Straits. Awesome.
468
00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:57,891
Man, back in the day
these guys were the kings.
469
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,259
Hundred million albums,
you heard them everywhere.
470
00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:03,058
You turn on the radio
now, it's all boy bands
and Britney.
471
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:03,960
I'd throw one in her.
472
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,030
Nice of you.
The point is, they went
from the top,
473
00:26:07,029 --> 00:26:09,899
the very top,
to nowhere or...
474
00:26:09,898 --> 00:26:12,098
I don't know, back to some
castle in England.
475
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,300
They're not clipping
any coupons.
476
00:26:13,301 --> 00:26:15,001
Yeah, or carrying
their own luggage.
477
00:26:15,002 --> 00:26:17,572
Except for the bags
that are filled with cash.
478
00:26:18,071 --> 00:26:21,041
I guess their time
has passed.
(YOUR LATEST TRICK PLAYING)
479
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,640
It's scrudge. Skip it.
Wait a second.
480
00:26:22,641 --> 00:26:25,011
Turn it down. Scrudge.
JASON: Scrunge?
481
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:26,010
No. Scrudge.
482
00:26:26,011 --> 00:26:28,711
That song is not scrudge.
It's a change of mood.
483
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:29,883
The funkiest of scrudge.
484
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,710
What is scrudge?
485
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,754
BILLY: Scrudge, a song
that follows a great song.
486
00:26:32,749 --> 00:26:34,219
Doomed from
the first time you
hear it on the CD.
487
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:37,617
We're talking about
Dire Straits here.
They're incapable of scrudge.
488
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,750
MARK: Dead in
the recording studio.
489
00:26:38,754 --> 00:26:41,864
You see, every group knows
immediately when they got
a great song.
490
00:26:41,857 --> 00:26:45,187
And they don't want to
burn a perfectly decent one
by putting it after that.
491
00:26:45,193 --> 00:26:46,833
So they pick a shit
song for that slot.
492
00:26:46,827 --> 00:26:49,687
You know, to fall
on the grenade,
take one for the team.
493
00:26:49,696 --> 00:26:50,856
A scrudge song.
494
00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:51,703
Give me an example.
495
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:56,027
Okay. Do you remember
the song that followed, uh...
Freebird?
496
00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:57,104
Um, no.
497
00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:58,631
Exactly.
498
00:26:58,635 --> 00:27:00,295
Brown Sugar?
I don't know.
499
00:27:00,303 --> 00:27:02,343
Born to Run?
Hey, back off Bruce.
500
00:27:02,338 --> 00:27:05,638
Oh, so you can cap Knopfler
but Springsteen's off-limits?
501
00:27:05,641 --> 00:27:07,111
Good Christ, She's the One.
502
00:27:07,109 --> 00:27:08,609
Talk about
scrudge.
503
00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:10,706
Stairway?
BILLY: Uh...
504
00:27:10,711 --> 00:27:11,841
Where the Streets
Have No Name?
505
00:27:11,845 --> 00:27:14,205
Bullet the Blue Sky
is not scrudge. It's sonic.
506
00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:17,924
Any reasonable debate, by
definition, means non-scrudge.
507
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,717
Flip it back to three.
508
00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:22,988
(WALK OF LIFE PLAYING)
(HUMMING ALONG)
509
00:27:24,188 --> 00:27:25,648
BILLY: Sing it, Jase!
510
00:27:25,656 --> 00:27:28,216
(ALL HUMMING ALONG)
511
00:27:35,398 --> 00:27:36,998
JASON: I could do
this all night!
512
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,140
(GENTLE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
513
00:27:50,911 --> 00:27:51,981
(SNORING)
514
00:27:54,947 --> 00:27:56,107
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
515
00:27:56,681 --> 00:27:58,351
(ALL YELL)
516
00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:03,285
Watch out!
Jesus!
517
00:28:03,287 --> 00:28:05,287
Oh! Watch the road!
518
00:28:05,289 --> 00:28:07,419
JASON: I was out
like a light.
519
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:08,824
Who farted?
520
00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:10,115
My bad.
521
00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:13,026
Oh, God, that's vile.
522
00:28:16,398 --> 00:28:18,258
Grab it.
The map!
523
00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:27,866
It's a long way down.
524
00:28:28,675 --> 00:28:30,235
Man, that would have hurt.
525
00:28:30,243 --> 00:28:31,843
Watch where you're going.
526
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,814
Can't help it.
It's the open road.
It gets me all fired up.
527
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:35,883
Always has.
528
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,950
Hey, you smoking now?
Yep.
529
00:28:37,948 --> 00:28:40,278
I never went
on a road trip
with my parents.
530
00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:41,423
Never.
531
00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:46,147
We went to the Poconos,
and my Aunt Mickey's house
in Long Island. Lindenhurst.
532
00:28:46,155 --> 00:28:48,015
You missed out.
We went all the time.
533
00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:49,863
From sea to shining sea.
534
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:53,888
Hey, your old man
was a road warrior, huh?
Nah.
535
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:55,758
He just wanted to get there.
536
00:28:55,762 --> 00:28:58,102
He wasn't a
stop-and-smell-the-roses
kind of a guy.
537
00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:01,027
I mean, me and Ma,
we'd be looking at
something amazing and
538
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:05,803
he'd just be standing there,
smoking a heater,
facing the highway.
539
00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:11,011
And he'd click his fingers,
"Let's go." And we'd be
on our way.
540
00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:13,939
Man, they don't make
them like that anymore.
541
00:29:13,945 --> 00:29:16,375
Billy, I'm bagged.
You take them.
542
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,250
I'm still shotgun,
right, Crime Dog?
543
00:29:19,248 --> 00:29:21,278
But I handle the music.
544
00:29:21,283 --> 00:29:23,023
Okay, fair enough.
545
00:29:23,018 --> 00:29:25,348
(DRIVING WITH THE BRAKES ON
PLAYING)
546
00:29:41,769 --> 00:29:42,929
Guess who?
547
00:29:56,182 --> 00:29:57,312
Christ.
548
00:29:59,284 --> 00:30:00,484
What am I doing?
549
00:30:01,352 --> 00:30:04,752
Quality time, bro.
Beats a shrink.
550
00:30:05,122 --> 00:30:06,322
No, not this.
551
00:30:08,325 --> 00:30:10,855
I just always thought
having a kid would
grow me up.
552
00:30:13,162 --> 00:30:17,432
Instead, it's a bill,
due every day, every
minute.
553
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:20,033
At least you got one.
554
00:30:20,034 --> 00:30:21,434
I'm not griping.
555
00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:23,095
I just thought it would
make a man out of me.
556
00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:26,973
My dad always seemed
like a man and he had
me when he was a kid.
557
00:30:29,508 --> 00:30:31,038
BILLY: Hey, want to order
some room service?
558
00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:33,442
MARK: Room service?
What, in a dump like this?
559
00:30:33,444 --> 00:30:35,314
BILLY: Here we go, Chinese.
560
00:30:35,312 --> 00:30:37,252
JASON: Alligators, cool.
561
00:30:37,247 --> 00:30:40,247
Let's see. What goes
good with 42 beers?
562
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,820
Okay, wait.
Let's get something
straight here, fellas.
563
00:30:42,819 --> 00:30:45,349
I definitely get one
of these beds.
564
00:30:45,354 --> 00:30:47,824
How do you figure?
It was my Championship
Bowl tickets
565
00:30:47,823 --> 00:30:51,193
that started this whole
trip, so eventually the perks
have to kick in.
566
00:30:51,193 --> 00:30:53,363
MARK: Nice try there, Billy.
567
00:30:53,361 --> 00:30:57,201
But my chariot got us here,
which means bed number
B comes my way.
568
00:30:57,198 --> 00:30:58,228
Not from this angle.
569
00:30:58,232 --> 00:30:59,832
Then you leave me no choice.
570
00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:01,999
SmackDown.
Oh, yeah.
571
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:03,471
WWF, this is going
to be good.
572
00:31:03,469 --> 00:31:05,269
You too, liver lips,
on your feet.
573
00:31:05,270 --> 00:31:07,440
Both beds will be earned
out here on the mat.
574
00:31:07,938 --> 00:31:09,098
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GROAN)
575
00:31:09,105 --> 00:31:10,195
Oh!
576
00:31:10,806 --> 00:31:12,836
My balls!
That's dirty, Mark.
577
00:31:12,841 --> 00:31:14,271
What can I tell you?
578
00:31:14,275 --> 00:31:15,405
Next battle.
579
00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:17,939
Fine, let's go.
580
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,409
(BOTH GRUNTING)
581
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:28,278
I give up!
582
00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:30,815
You want it that bad,
you can have it.
583
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:31,990
Just like that, huh?
584
00:31:31,987 --> 00:31:33,017
Just like that.
585
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,421
I'm tired and I don't care.
586
00:31:36,023 --> 00:31:38,423
To the victor
come his spoils.
587
00:31:41,494 --> 00:31:42,594
Ugh!
588
00:31:43,329 --> 00:31:46,229
Aw, it figures, I get
Heidi Fleiss' cot.
589
00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:48,832
This is gross.
590
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:51,033
I guess you get
what you pay for.
591
00:31:53,437 --> 00:31:57,037
See, never bet
against the Crime Dog.
592
00:32:01,244 --> 00:32:04,314
JASON: Hey, guys, I'm
glad we're doing this.
593
00:32:04,579 --> 00:32:05,909
MARK: Me too.
594
00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:10,183
BILLY: Ever notice if you
scratch halfway between
your balls and your asshole
595
00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:11,583
it smells like pussy?
596
00:32:12,585 --> 00:32:14,245
JASON: No, it doesn't.
597
00:32:14,253 --> 00:32:16,323
BILLY: Get a little
closer to your bung.
598
00:32:17,121 --> 00:32:18,321
(JASON LAUGHING)
599
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,522
Hmm?
600
00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:22,193
I just wanted
to say goodnight.
601
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:25,286
MARK: You guys are sick.
602
00:32:26,093 --> 00:32:27,933
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
603
00:32:31,965 --> 00:32:33,255
BILLY: Excuse me, miss.
604
00:32:33,266 --> 00:32:34,096
Yeah.
605
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,870
I ordered sunny-side up.
These are over easy.
606
00:32:36,869 --> 00:32:38,939
Okay, I'll get them
to redo them.
607
00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:40,600
Why do they always
foul up my order?
608
00:32:40,604 --> 00:32:43,574
'Cause you always ask
for side orders and
confuse them.
609
00:32:43,573 --> 00:32:45,573
Why not just make it easy?
Order number three.
610
00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:47,335
I don't like the way
everything gets hash browns.
611
00:32:47,343 --> 00:32:51,913
Hash browns are a filler.
I want eggs and meat,
period. Like the Duke.
612
00:32:52,214 --> 00:32:56,184
John Wayne?
I happen to know John
Wayne hated hash browns.
613
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:57,354
You're out of your mind.
614
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,121
When am I gonna learn?
Stick with the cereal.
615
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:02,449
You get your own little
self-contained meal. Nobody
has had their mitts on it.
616
00:33:02,455 --> 00:33:06,055
Special K, Frosted Flakes.
It's impossible to screw up.
617
00:33:07,059 --> 00:33:08,359
I asked for dry.
618
00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:11,357
Hey, Miss Allison,
how are you?
619
00:33:11,362 --> 00:33:12,492
Sher, sure hope you get
this message.
620
00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:17,096
We're just down here in
South Carolina, making our
way to the Championship Bowl.
621
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:20,100
I was thinking about you.
We stopped and got
something to eat.
622
00:33:20,103 --> 00:33:23,073
How's, uh...
How's Hayden doing?
623
00:33:23,072 --> 00:33:24,602
God almighty,
I miss him so much.
624
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:30,306
Hey, Sher, I gotta tell you.
I didn't like the way that you
decided to throw him in the,
625
00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:31,641
in the car and split.
626
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,608
I know I screwed up and all.
627
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,082
But you can't just take
somebody's kid like that.
628
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:37,911
You're not perfect either,
for the record.
629
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:41,116
I mean, how many times did
you come visit my father
when he was in the hospital?
630
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,750
The man's sick and you
can't pop in and see him once?
631
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:47,394
When your mother was sick
I was like a frickin' delivery
service three times a week.
632
00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:52,027
Just put the shoe on
the other foot. That's all
I'm saying, you know.
633
00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:55,358
It's a two-way street
and I know, I know...
634
00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:57,704
Your, like, 11 hours
of labor and diapers
635
00:33:57,699 --> 00:34:01,099
and I'm under a lot
of pressure too, okay?
636
00:34:01,102 --> 00:34:02,802
I mean, you find a way
to pay the freight
for three people,
637
00:34:02,803 --> 00:34:07,273
start a college fund and
somehow figure out how to
stay ahead of the various...
638
00:34:08,074 --> 00:34:09,514
Bills, you may have.
639
00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:12,738
So I frickin' gambled.
So what?
640
00:34:12,744 --> 00:34:15,814
I made a few picks.
They didn't come in.
Nobody's perfect.
641
00:34:15,813 --> 00:34:18,613
All I can tell you is
that I never quit on you.
642
00:34:18,615 --> 00:34:21,245
I never quit on you,
you selfish...
643
00:34:26,288 --> 00:34:28,488
I'm sorry. This is my mess.
644
00:34:29,591 --> 00:34:31,061
Sorry, Sherry.
645
00:34:31,059 --> 00:34:33,159
(HANGS UP)
(MACHINE BEEPS)
646
00:34:46,841 --> 00:34:48,711
(GUITAR TUNING)
647
00:34:52,813 --> 00:34:54,153
How's the wife?
648
00:34:54,147 --> 00:34:55,107
Line was busy.
649
00:34:55,114 --> 00:34:55,814
Awfully long busy signal.
650
00:34:55,814 --> 00:34:58,214
Who are you, the time keeper?
I said the line was busy.
651
00:34:58,216 --> 00:35:00,176
Just a concerned citizen.
652
00:35:00,551 --> 00:35:04,451
Hey, Mark, want to get some
fireworks for old time's sake?
It's legal in the South.
653
00:35:04,454 --> 00:35:06,594
It's legal all the way up
the Delaware Water Gap.
654
00:35:06,589 --> 00:35:08,289
You shouldn't know that.
You can get
whatever you want
655
00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:11,490
the minute you leave
Jersey. Sparklers,
the mortars, floral shells,
656
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,433
reloadable black powder
rockets.
657
00:35:14,594 --> 00:35:15,864
Anything you want.
658
00:35:15,861 --> 00:35:17,761
I'm worried about you.
659
00:35:17,762 --> 00:35:20,402
Look, Vanna White.
660
00:35:20,397 --> 00:35:23,197
Vanna.
I used to love her.
661
00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:24,429
Me too. She's a babe.
662
00:35:24,433 --> 00:35:26,303
I wonder if she ever
did that Chuck Woolery.
663
00:35:26,301 --> 00:35:28,531
She did Chuck Woolery's
Love Connection.
Think she did?
664
00:35:28,536 --> 00:35:30,866
No, might have taken
a run at Bob Barker though.
665
00:35:30,871 --> 00:35:33,341
Down at the commissary.
He's been known
to tap the help.
666
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,210
If the price was right.
667
00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:39,676
Okay, quick quiz.
668
00:35:39,678 --> 00:35:41,738
Dead or alive, Monty Hall?
669
00:35:41,746 --> 00:35:42,776
Dead.
Alive.
670
00:35:43,413 --> 00:35:44,413
He's alive.
671
00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:45,684
Gene Rayburn?
BOTH: Dead.
672
00:35:46,248 --> 00:35:47,648
Richard Dawson?
Who?
673
00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:49,579
MARK: The Hogan's Hero guy.
Or Family Feud.
674
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:52,354
The fat dude?
Nah. You're thinking
Louie Anderson.
675
00:35:52,353 --> 00:35:53,593
Dawson was the original.
Dead or alive?
676
00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:56,187
He's gotta be dust
or he'd still be doing
the show, right?
677
00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:59,516
Look at us.
We're officially white trash.
678
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,725
Yeah, pretty much.
679
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:02,687
JASON: A Vanna museum.
680
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,464
BILLY: My mother
always said I'd make it
to the White House.
681
00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:09,803
JASON: You know Vanna was on
a soap for like two months?
Edge of Night.
682
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,800
Some folks said
she had a shot as
a serious actress.
683
00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:14,837
Then she got the Wheel.
684
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:17,135
Add that to the list of
useless information.
685
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:21,310
How many people do you know
have the first 100 episodes
of Wheel of Fortune on VHS?
686
00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:24,540
Might want to keep that
autobiographical tidbit
to yourself.
687
00:36:24,546 --> 00:36:26,406
I want to get them
transferred to DVD.
688
00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:29,484
I just don't like the loss
of quality in the digitizing.
689
00:36:30,717 --> 00:36:32,777
(SNIFFING)
MARK: Billy,
what are you doing?
690
00:36:32,785 --> 00:36:34,315
Sniffing Vanna White's bush.
691
00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:37,493
MARK: 16, 17...
692
00:36:38,255 --> 00:36:39,445
Is that 21?
Yep,
693
00:36:39,456 --> 00:36:40,886
21 rocket salute.
694
00:36:41,624 --> 00:36:43,494
22, Vanna White.
695
00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:47,627
To the greatest
letter turner of all time.
696
00:36:47,629 --> 00:36:50,399
To the only letter
turner of all time.
697
00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:51,658
Which makes her
the greatest.
698
00:36:59,372 --> 00:37:00,472
(ROCKETS FIRING)
699
00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:02,913
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
700
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,310
Oh, no.
701
00:37:11,581 --> 00:37:12,911
What do we do?
702
00:37:13,382 --> 00:37:16,252
I'm pretty sure we just
lit Vanna's house on fire.
703
00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:20,189
JASON: Oh, shit!
704
00:37:20,187 --> 00:37:23,717
Come on, guys.
We gotta do something.
We gotta put it out.
705
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,590
This is a piece
of history here.
706
00:37:28,627 --> 00:37:29,827
Cheers, Billy.
707
00:37:31,529 --> 00:37:33,659
How could Vanna
not have a hose?
708
00:37:34,731 --> 00:37:36,231
That wood's dry.
709
00:37:36,232 --> 00:37:37,332
Yep.
710
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,833
Get a blanket.
Check the Fury.
Get something.
711
00:37:39,835 --> 00:37:42,865
I'd like to buy a vowel
and solve the puzzle.
712
00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:43,971
You may.
713
00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:45,942
"Smoldering rubble."
714
00:37:46,373 --> 00:37:47,773
(LAUGHING)
715
00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:53,910
Remember when Vanna
stopped actually
turning the letters?
716
00:37:53,912 --> 00:37:57,712
She did?
Yeah. Now she just
touches them. Special effect.
717
00:37:57,715 --> 00:37:59,605
Out of the blue,
she just went electric.
718
00:37:59,616 --> 00:38:03,246
Like Dylan.
Way worse.
I'm dead-ended right there.
719
00:38:03,252 --> 00:38:05,452
BILLY: Uh-oh.
Fire guys are rolling.
720
00:38:05,454 --> 00:38:07,294
(SIRENS WAILING)
721
00:38:35,684 --> 00:38:38,894
BILLY: Okay, Medal of Honor
or Super Bowl MVP?
722
00:38:39,387 --> 00:38:40,287
MARK: Medal of Honor.
723
00:38:40,287 --> 00:38:42,287
JASON: Nobody is shooting
at you in the stadium.
MARK: Fact.
724
00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:43,689
JASON: Ooh, 3 o'clock.
725
00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:45,320
BILLY: Nice.
726
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,720
JASON: Anybody want a taco?
727
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:51,985
So the doctor says, "If this
is my rectal thermometer,
728
00:38:51,995 --> 00:38:53,625
"what the hell did I do
with my pen?"
729
00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:55,259
Is that funny?
730
00:38:55,263 --> 00:38:56,403
I think it would be.
731
00:38:56,397 --> 00:38:57,957
Yeah, definitely.
732
00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:58,855
It would be if what?
733
00:38:58,865 --> 00:39:02,395
If we weren't shroomed
out of our tits.
Uh-huh, yes.
734
00:39:02,401 --> 00:39:03,401
Absolutely.
735
00:39:03,402 --> 00:39:04,902
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
736
00:39:04,903 --> 00:39:06,303
Mushrooms?
737
00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:07,444
It's a hallucinogenic.
738
00:39:07,438 --> 00:39:09,768
I know what it is.
Where are you
guys from?
739
00:39:09,773 --> 00:39:10,773
Nashville.
740
00:39:10,774 --> 00:39:12,774
(STRUMMING GUITAR)
741
00:39:12,776 --> 00:39:13,906
Cool.
742
00:39:15,544 --> 00:39:18,484
¶ Give me a job
Give me security
743
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,850
¶ Give me a chance
to survive
744
00:39:20,849 --> 00:39:24,979
¶ I'm just a poor soul
in the unemployment line
745
00:39:24,986 --> 00:39:28,646
¶ I swear I'm barely alive
746
00:39:28,656 --> 00:39:31,686
¶ My mother and father,
wife and my friends
747
00:39:31,692 --> 00:39:33,792
¶ I've seen them
laugh in my face
748
00:39:33,794 --> 00:39:37,304
¶ But I got the power
and I got the will
749
00:39:37,297 --> 00:39:39,797
¶ I'm not a charity case
750
00:39:39,799 --> 00:39:42,529
¶ I tell you long nights
751
00:39:42,535 --> 00:39:44,365
¶ Impossible odds
752
00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:46,940
¶ Keeping my eye
on the keyhole
753
00:39:46,939 --> 00:39:49,339
We have to go. Now.
754
00:39:49,341 --> 00:39:51,971
¶ Well I'm gonna be
a blue collar man ¶
755
00:39:51,976 --> 00:39:53,706
You shouldn't do that.
756
00:39:54,545 --> 00:39:55,735
(LAUGHS) Ever.
757
00:39:56,012 --> 00:39:58,612
Come on.
Let's get going.
Now that's funny.
758
00:39:58,614 --> 00:40:00,654
You're pathetic.
759
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,048
JASON: Nice ho tag.
760
00:40:06,953 --> 00:40:08,023
What?
761
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,590
Ho tag?
762
00:40:09,587 --> 00:40:10,317
Let me guess.
763
00:40:10,321 --> 00:40:13,661
That tattoo is to remind
your boyfriend that your
ass is not your face.
764
00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:17,055
Jerk.
765
00:40:17,959 --> 00:40:19,789
Skank.
GIRL: Come on.
766
00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:21,064
Geez.
767
00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:23,561
And here I thought
Styx was bulletproof.
768
00:40:23,696 --> 00:40:26,626
That was Styx? Oh.
769
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:28,929
I'm gonna take a leak.
770
00:40:32,069 --> 00:40:34,339
Why don't we leave that
in the trunk for a while?
771
00:40:34,337 --> 00:40:36,837
In the trunk?
Yeah, you can
give it a rest.
772
00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,369
I'll ride in the trunk
before that happens.
773
00:40:38,373 --> 00:40:43,943
This baby is a work of art,
worth at least 7 grand. No way
she's sleeping in the dark.
774
00:40:55,089 --> 00:40:57,719
BOY 1: I'm not kidding.
He just came up from
the field house and he says
775
00:40:57,724 --> 00:41:00,524
half the basketball team just
got suspended by the NCAA.
BOY 2: No way.
776
00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,886
They got free clothes
from a store.
777
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:04,764
Some big booster was
hooking them up with all
this swag, totally illegal.
778
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:05,903
They gonna miss
the game tonight?
779
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,597
Four starters and the Russian.
780
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:08,828
They're gonna
get smoked.
781
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,573
Virginia is like
a 22-point underdog.
782
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,939
I bet you they'll cover
the spread tonight.
No doubt.
783
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:19,473
This is the surest thing
in the history of sure things.
784
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,876
If you could just
let me put down $1,000
on Virginia, I'll...
785
00:41:22,879 --> 00:41:24,039
(DIAL TONE)
786
00:41:25,947 --> 00:41:27,147
I hate you.
787
00:41:27,148 --> 00:41:29,648
All right, I need you
guys to concentrate here.
788
00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:33,150
Do you know anyone
who lives in or near
Atlantic City or Vegas
789
00:41:33,153 --> 00:41:35,753
with access to
large sums of cash?
790
00:41:35,921 --> 00:41:37,051
Not that I can think of.
791
00:41:37,055 --> 00:41:37,885
You cannot
be serious.
792
00:41:37,889 --> 00:41:40,219
I haven't been more
serious in my life.
Think harder.
793
00:41:40,224 --> 00:41:41,794
You'll be doing
them a favor.
All they gotta do
794
00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:45,262
is walk into the casino,
put down a bet for me
and I'll give 'em 50%.
795
00:41:45,262 --> 00:41:46,662
I don't know anybody.
796
00:41:46,663 --> 00:41:47,603
80%.
797
00:41:47,597 --> 00:41:48,157
We just don't know.
798
00:41:48,164 --> 00:41:52,204
An Indian casino, Foxwoods.
You must know somebody who
lives in Connecticut.
799
00:41:52,201 --> 00:41:53,831
Mark, calm down.
This is my lock.
800
00:41:53,835 --> 00:41:57,665
This is my bulletproof,
no two ways about it,
once in a lifetime lock.
801
00:41:57,672 --> 00:42:00,542
It's like I can see
tomorrow's sports
pages today
802
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:02,641
and word is gonna
get out, it's gonna
spread like wildfire
803
00:42:02,643 --> 00:42:05,183
and then they're gonna
take this thing right off
the board. Now think!
804
00:42:05,178 --> 00:42:08,508
We don't know
anyone who can bet.
I am going to miss this!
805
00:42:08,514 --> 00:42:10,554
I am going to miss this!
Get a hold...
806
00:42:10,549 --> 00:42:11,979
Mark, get a hold
of yourself.
Come on!
807
00:42:11,983 --> 00:42:12,953
Here, medicine.
808
00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:15,550
What it that?
Mushrooms, the redhead
dropped them.
809
00:42:18,621 --> 00:42:23,261
I walked right into
a taco stand. I can't
believe it would...
810
00:42:23,258 --> 00:42:27,628
I thought it would be
on a train. A metro-liner
rolling down to DC
811
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:32,799
for a Redskins game
when a senator comes in
and sits next to me and
812
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,030
tells me he's gonna have
the Secret Service shove
the guy into a dumpster.
813
00:42:36,036 --> 00:42:40,296
Give me those. If I've gotta
listen to him, I've gotta be
on the same planet.
814
00:42:40,306 --> 00:42:42,606
(CONTINUES RAMBLING)
815
00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:45,311
SHERRY:
Just don't let him
push you around.
816
00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:47,710
Do you even know where
he's staying?
817
00:42:47,712 --> 00:42:50,552
I got the seat locations
from Jason's mom.
818
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:51,648
Sure you want to do this?
819
00:42:51,649 --> 00:42:54,749
Mom, he sounded
terrible on the phone.
I need to go to him.
820
00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:57,789
Here, Mommy, for luck.
821
00:42:59,121 --> 00:43:00,291
I love you.
822
00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:04,222
BILLY: Can you see
from back there?
JASON: Yeah, I'm fine.
823
00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:07,055
Got chasers?
A little bit.
824
00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:08,590
You've done this before?
825
00:43:08,594 --> 00:43:09,764
Not in a while.
826
00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:12,901
I had a phase.
I tried most everything.
827
00:43:12,897 --> 00:43:15,827
Gourmet reefer,
crystal meth,
828
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:17,333
shrooms the odd Friday.
829
00:43:17,334 --> 00:43:18,204
Crystal meth?
830
00:43:18,201 --> 00:43:22,841
Nobody's paying much attention
to me so it's pretty easy
to hide the buzz.
831
00:43:23,672 --> 00:43:25,042
What if I just jumped?
832
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,070
Whoa, whoa.
833
00:43:26,074 --> 00:43:27,114
Hey, don't screw around.
834
00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:31,138
What would I be thinking
when I hit? You know,
the last thing
835
00:43:31,145 --> 00:43:32,805
going through my mind?
836
00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,183
Your ass.
837
00:43:34,246 --> 00:43:35,646
(LAUGHING)
838
00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:40,179
38 years old and I got squat.
839
00:43:41,318 --> 00:43:42,348
You too, Billy.
840
00:43:42,352 --> 00:43:44,592
Back there was
a stinking disaster.
841
00:43:44,587 --> 00:43:46,587
You know, wasn't long ago
you were gigging clubs
842
00:43:46,589 --> 00:43:48,989
and knocking chicks off
your dick with your guitar.
843
00:43:48,991 --> 00:43:50,991
Ancient history, bro.
Dead and buried.
844
00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:54,963
No, no. I used to love
watching you on stage.
845
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:56,700
You had the walk.
846
00:43:56,698 --> 00:44:01,028
Then some Tuesday, you
woke up a roll-over pussy just
taking shit from everybody.
847
00:44:01,035 --> 00:44:03,295
Your wife, people at work.
848
00:44:03,303 --> 00:44:05,203
Dog chases every car
he sees.
849
00:44:05,204 --> 00:44:06,674
First one he lets go...
850
00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:10,643
It's not just me.
I mean, all three of us.
851
00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:14,112
I don't know if it's
bad luck or age or
laziness.
852
00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:17,652
One day you realize
you're not going
to be president.
853
00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:19,148
You don't get it.
854
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,852
I mean no offense, fellas,
855
00:44:22,684 --> 00:44:24,184
but I was gonna
be president.
856
00:44:24,985 --> 00:44:27,785
Or governor, CEO...
857
00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:30,348
An astronaut.
858
00:44:31,155 --> 00:44:32,985
I don't know.
You know...
859
00:44:33,790 --> 00:44:35,360
Somebody instead...
860
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:44,255
Mark, you got a kid.
861
00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:48,096
Who collects a half million
dollars if I should happen
to fall off this bridge.
862
00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:50,000
Hey, that's crazy talk.
863
00:44:50,004 --> 00:44:55,014
Yeah, well, I'm running out of
illusions. And I'm not going
into the New Year a loser.
864
00:44:55,743 --> 00:44:58,983
Wow, we got nothing
going for us.
865
00:45:00,046 --> 00:45:01,276
We got beer left.
866
00:45:14,726 --> 00:45:16,186
(BEER CAN OPENS)
867
00:45:17,328 --> 00:45:18,858
MARK: (WHISTLES) Hey, Billy.
868
00:45:20,363 --> 00:45:22,963
You taking a pee or just
standing and touching
yourself?
869
00:45:22,965 --> 00:45:25,295
You know how it is,
once you break the seal.
870
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:29,370
Hey, where's the best place
you guys ever took a leak?
871
00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:32,440
No such thing as a bad
leak as far as I'm concerned.
872
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:33,969
JASON: Agreed.
873
00:45:33,973 --> 00:45:35,313
Grand Canyon.
874
00:45:35,307 --> 00:45:36,007
Really?
875
00:45:36,007 --> 00:45:39,267
Yep. Right over
the friggin' edge.
A gust of wind,
876
00:45:39,276 --> 00:45:43,276
I would have fallen
a quarter-mile and
pancaked a pack mule.
877
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,950
I took a leak between
subway cars.
878
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:51,049
Elevated 7 train,
rolling through Queens
on the way to Shea Stadium.
879
00:45:51,054 --> 00:45:53,124
Fourth of July, doubleheader.
880
00:45:54,189 --> 00:45:55,049
Nice.
881
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:58,716
JASON: You?
Nancy Golotta's back.
882
00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:02,159
Her back?
I didn't want to.
She asked me.
883
00:46:02,361 --> 00:46:04,831
She's dirty.
Ya think?
884
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,130
You could've said no.
Hold it.
885
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:11,865
You had sex with
Nancy Golotta?
You demon!
886
00:46:11,869 --> 00:46:15,969
BILLY: The last girl
I was with before
my wife. My wife...
887
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,413
Ha!
Who's coming off?
888
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,308
BILLY: Look at those stars!
889
00:46:20,309 --> 00:46:23,879
Drink that on the horizon.
Twinkle, twinkle, Twinkie.
890
00:46:23,879 --> 00:46:27,009
The trees in front of you
are 30 feet high, genius.
891
00:46:27,015 --> 00:46:28,275
You can't see the horizon.
892
00:46:28,282 --> 00:46:30,052
Come on, what's taking you...
893
00:46:30,150 --> 00:46:31,320
Good Lord!
894
00:46:31,317 --> 00:46:33,777
I'm blocked!
What should I do?
895
00:46:33,786 --> 00:46:35,786
JASON: Okay, I know what
to do. I know what to do.
896
00:46:35,788 --> 00:46:38,888
Hold your balls, fetal
position. Play dead.
(ALLIGATORS GROWLING)
897
00:46:38,891 --> 00:46:42,161
Play dead?
MARK: No, that's bears!
Run, dumbass.
898
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:46,300
Come on, come on,
come on!
(ENGINE REVVING)
899
00:46:46,964 --> 00:46:48,834
(GRUNTING)
900
00:46:49,866 --> 00:46:52,796
MARK: Easy...
BILLY: Cover my balls...
901
00:46:52,802 --> 00:46:54,202
(JASON LAUGHING)
902
00:47:04,846 --> 00:47:08,176
BILLY: Whoa, hey, pull over.
903
00:47:16,456 --> 00:47:21,456
JASON: How you feeling?
BILLY: We found a carnival
on shrooms, you tell me.
904
00:47:29,969 --> 00:47:31,229
MAN: Hey.
905
00:47:31,536 --> 00:47:34,136
Step off of that thing,
young man.
906
00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:38,812
If you break that, somebody's
gonna have to fix it.
Sorry.
907
00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:42,375
No harm done,
just can't add work
908
00:47:42,378 --> 00:47:44,538
when there's plenty
to do already.
909
00:47:44,546 --> 00:47:45,436
(BELL RINGS)
910
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:49,076
I knew these things
were rigged.
You can call me Melville.
911
00:47:49,082 --> 00:47:51,522
Bill McGriff, Chalfont, PA.
912
00:47:52,451 --> 00:47:55,081
Hour west of Philly,
I know it well.
913
00:47:55,086 --> 00:47:58,386
Worked the northern circuit
with the Clyde Beatty outfit
for years.
914
00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:02,290
Hey, wait.
That's the circus, right?
915
00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:05,362
The real circus, where you
smell the elephant dung.
916
00:48:05,361 --> 00:48:07,991
Not like that tutti-frutti
French affair.
917
00:48:07,996 --> 00:48:10,226
Cirque du Soleil?
Yeah, that'd be the one.
918
00:48:10,231 --> 00:48:14,431
I'm Jason,
and I love the circus.
Yeah, me too, Jason.
919
00:48:14,435 --> 00:48:16,495
Till they forced me out.
920
00:48:16,503 --> 00:48:18,873
Come on, boys,
have a drink with me.
921
00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,195
JASON: Come on, guys.
922
00:48:20,206 --> 00:48:21,306
BILLY: Right behind you.
923
00:48:21,307 --> 00:48:22,567
They forced you out?
924
00:48:22,574 --> 00:48:24,014
Yes, they did.
925
00:48:24,008 --> 00:48:25,508
Big cats.
926
00:48:25,509 --> 00:48:27,379
Must've hurt.
927
00:48:27,377 --> 00:48:30,407
A lion and a tiger
have a fight. Who wins?
928
00:48:30,413 --> 00:48:34,353
Give you a hint.
A female lion looks enough
like a female tiger that
929
00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:37,880
the horny striped male thinks
he might take a shot at her.
930
00:48:37,886 --> 00:48:41,186
King of the jungle doesn't
like the competition.
Fight's on.
931
00:48:41,189 --> 00:48:45,519
So the lion wins.
He's got right on his side.
You see, a tiger
932
00:48:45,526 --> 00:48:50,326
stands on three paws.
Swings with his fourth.
933
00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:54,030
Lion gets up on
his haunches, fires back,
two-hand volley.
934
00:48:54,033 --> 00:48:55,003
(MIMICS FIGHT NOISES)
935
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,470
Outgunned, tiger flips onto
his back, tries to fight up
from the bottom.
936
00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:01,565
Fatal mistake.
937
00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:03,012
Is that what happened to you?
938
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,437
You got between
a lion and a tiger?
939
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:09,482
Nah, I rolled my pickup
shitfaced outside of Albany.
940
00:49:11,047 --> 00:49:13,347
Can't drive a stick no more,
941
00:49:13,349 --> 00:49:16,379
but I get by all right.
(MEOWS)
942
00:49:17,018 --> 00:49:20,448
Hey, fella.
MELVILLE: St. Nicholas,
where you been?
943
00:49:20,454 --> 00:49:24,264
Got some lungs on him.
Yeah, well he's got
a lot to say.
944
00:49:24,257 --> 00:49:26,587
St. Nicholas...
Like Santa Claus?
945
00:49:26,592 --> 00:49:28,432
Come here, buddy. Hey.
946
00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:35,497
Yeah, he brings me presents
all year. Birds, mice...
Deader than yesterday.
947
00:49:36,434 --> 00:49:38,734
(PURRING)
948
00:49:48,278 --> 00:49:50,338
A gift's a gift.
949
00:49:55,718 --> 00:50:00,318
Pennyfeathers.
I figure you Pennsylvania
boys are heading south.
950
00:50:00,322 --> 00:50:02,622
Florida, hmm?
MARK: That's right.
951
00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:04,764
Best damn bar in the state.
952
00:50:06,193 --> 00:50:08,333
Pennyfeathers?
953
00:50:08,328 --> 00:50:10,528
What you seek,
954
00:50:11,697 --> 00:50:13,627
you may find there.
955
00:50:14,265 --> 00:50:16,325
(THUNDER CRASHES)
956
00:50:24,774 --> 00:50:27,574
One arm, lives in
a dirty old trailer...
957
00:50:27,576 --> 00:50:29,206
Didn't seem
to bother him much.
958
00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:32,340
Big talk, little cat,
creepy bastard.
Deluded.
959
00:50:32,346 --> 00:50:34,446
Senile.
JASON: (SCREAMING) We won!
960
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:38,048
We won, we won!
I don't believe it!
961
00:50:38,051 --> 00:50:43,721
We're rich! Whoo!
We won, we won!
I gotta tell 'em.
962
00:50:43,723 --> 00:50:47,593
MARK: Jason, Jason, what...
(WHOOPING)
963
00:50:49,328 --> 00:50:51,458
Tell who?
Come on.
964
00:50:53,164 --> 00:50:57,304
We won!
Did you take
my sports section, chief?
965
00:50:57,301 --> 00:50:58,571
The answer to
all our prayers.
966
00:50:58,568 --> 00:51:00,498
Hand me the toilet roll,
will ya?
967
00:51:00,503 --> 00:51:03,643
Oh, sure, Elmo.
You need to wipe up? Here.
968
00:51:03,639 --> 00:51:06,739
Wipe up, Elmo. Use that.
Oh, that's stinky, Elmo.
969
00:51:06,742 --> 00:51:09,542
Use this, that'll make you...
(YELLING)
970
00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:11,084
Get out of here!
(WHOOPING)
971
00:51:11,078 --> 00:51:13,608
What's the matter
with you, huh?
(WHOOPING)
972
00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:18,153
What the hell are you doing?
Can you say,
"Mega Mad Millions"?
973
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,580
Can you say
$26 million?
974
00:51:20,585 --> 00:51:24,085
Million, as in
ma, ma, ma, million!
975
00:51:24,088 --> 00:51:29,058
0, 6, 10, 11, 25, 56, 57.
God damn, he's right.
(LAUGHING)
976
00:51:29,059 --> 00:51:30,259
It's a match!
977
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:31,290
We won!
978
00:51:31,294 --> 00:51:32,764
We won!
We won!
979
00:51:32,762 --> 00:51:34,802
We won!
We won!
We won!
980
00:51:34,797 --> 00:51:37,057
(SCREAMING)
981
00:51:38,132 --> 00:51:39,802
I can't believe it.
982
00:51:41,635 --> 00:51:44,395
(WHISTLES)
Wait a minute.
983
00:51:44,737 --> 00:51:46,137
There's a problem.
984
00:51:46,138 --> 00:51:47,568
See, we split equal shares.
985
00:51:47,572 --> 00:51:49,542
No problems at all!
986
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,470
Last week's newspaper.
987
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:56,437
BILLY: Never thought my last
meal would be a corn dog.
988
00:51:56,446 --> 00:52:00,276
JASON: I wonder if you can
actually hear your back snap
when you hit.
989
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:04,353
Hey, I got an idea.
What if only you guys jump.
990
00:52:04,353 --> 00:52:07,553
I tried to save you.
You know, I go back home,
991
00:52:07,556 --> 00:52:10,516
say great things about you,
work your legacy.
992
00:52:10,525 --> 00:52:13,285
You exist forever,
like dead heroes.
993
00:52:13,294 --> 00:52:15,164
Heroes who offed themselves?
994
00:52:15,162 --> 00:52:19,332
Oh, I know, I could write a
ballad about you guys.
BOTH: No.
995
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,597
Now you can jump last,
996
00:52:22,734 --> 00:52:25,204
but then, of course,
you'll be bridge scrudge.
997
00:52:25,203 --> 00:52:28,343
No way.
We go, we go together.
998
00:52:28,339 --> 00:52:29,769
All right then.
999
00:52:30,673 --> 00:52:31,713
One.
1000
00:52:32,207 --> 00:52:33,307
Two.
1001
00:52:33,474 --> 00:52:34,614
Three.
1002
00:52:38,311 --> 00:52:42,151
Last time I was happy.
Well, Mom and Dad,
I guess this is it.
1003
00:52:42,148 --> 00:52:47,578
(FARTS)
I had a dog once. Wouldn't
poop till I looked away.
1004
00:52:47,586 --> 00:52:50,316
We had a picture of my wife
and my kid in the car.
1005
00:52:51,256 --> 00:52:52,656
It's going with me.
1006
00:53:06,771 --> 00:53:07,871
(SIGHS)
1007
00:53:09,373 --> 00:53:12,673
I just wanna say,
if we're gonna do this...
1008
00:53:12,842 --> 00:53:15,912
You're my best friend... Pal.
1009
00:53:15,911 --> 00:53:19,911
Thanks, buddy.
That means a lot.
Ah, you don't give a fuck.
1010
00:53:19,915 --> 00:53:24,645
No sense going alone.
Here, I brought your wife too.
1011
00:53:26,655 --> 00:53:28,385
(YELPS)
1012
00:53:29,391 --> 00:53:31,691
WOMAN'S VOICE: Speak up, dear.
Ahhh!
1013
00:53:33,494 --> 00:53:36,334
Sweet Jesus,
we killed him.
Help me, you idiots!
1014
00:53:36,330 --> 00:53:39,430
Come on, grab my wrists!
(STRAINING)
1015
00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:41,373
We got you!
1016
00:53:41,368 --> 00:53:43,468
I got you, I got you.
1017
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,700
I got you, I got you.
(STRAINING)
1018
00:53:46,772 --> 00:53:48,812
(ALL SCREAMING)
1019
00:53:50,909 --> 00:53:52,609
(SPUTTERING)
1020
00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:55,710
JASON: Oh, my back!
BILLY: My balls!
1021
00:53:55,712 --> 00:53:56,682
MARK: Swim!
1022
00:53:56,679 --> 00:53:58,179
BILLY: So much for that buzz.
1023
00:53:58,180 --> 00:54:01,280
(PANTING)
Oh, shit.
1024
00:54:05,553 --> 00:54:08,693
A midget couldn't kill
himself off of that bridge.
1025
00:54:08,689 --> 00:54:10,859
(COUGHING)
1026
00:54:13,693 --> 00:54:15,463
(PANTING)
1027
00:54:21,667 --> 00:54:24,767
Isn't this the part where the
hillbilly bangs me in the ass?
1028
00:54:24,770 --> 00:54:26,900
Oh, you guys wear me out.
1029
00:54:26,905 --> 00:54:31,405
You know what?
I don't wanna be dead.
No way.
1030
00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:33,536
Me neither.
1031
00:54:34,978 --> 00:54:36,538
What if you could...
1032
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:40,610
What if you could be dead
and not be dead?
1033
00:54:40,616 --> 00:54:41,816
Dead and... Huh?
1034
00:54:41,817 --> 00:54:42,947
Yeah.
1035
00:54:43,318 --> 00:54:47,248
No responsibilities.
No obligations.
1036
00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:49,248
And no debt.
1037
00:54:49,956 --> 00:54:51,786
You just get a fresh start.
1038
00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:53,921
(HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE PLAYING)
1039
00:55:07,706 --> 00:55:10,236
Uh, I wanna get an order
of wings, to go, please.
1040
00:55:10,241 --> 00:55:11,471
Sure, hon, what size?
1041
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,975
Medium bucket.
I'd like a big
bucket, myself.
1042
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,007
But I'm gonna make an
exception in your case.
1043
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:20,312
That's a sweet little
turd cutter you got there.
First-rate.
1044
00:55:23,319 --> 00:55:24,749
How would you like 'em?
1045
00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:26,523
Hot, baby, real hot.
1046
00:55:26,521 --> 00:55:28,351
Buddy...
(MOUTHING)
1047
00:55:28,356 --> 00:55:32,986
Uh, not the spiciest,
but you know... Good.
Be right back.
1048
00:55:37,330 --> 00:55:38,830
They got great
wings here, huh?
1049
00:55:38,831 --> 00:55:40,901
Best goddamn wings
in the world.
1050
00:55:40,899 --> 00:55:42,769
Any place else,
I won't eat 'em.
1051
00:55:42,767 --> 00:55:45,467
They make 'em with
too much lard, no butter.
1052
00:55:45,469 --> 00:55:50,369
Makes me crap like I got
a can of snakes coming out
of my ass. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1053
00:55:50,773 --> 00:55:52,513
That's good to know.
1054
00:55:54,443 --> 00:55:59,313
You like that?
I'm not a swordfish
no sauce guy.
1055
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:01,384
If it's on the menu,
I'm eatin' it.
1056
00:56:01,382 --> 00:56:04,282
That so?
You bet your ass,
tough guy.
1057
00:56:09,589 --> 00:56:10,849
JASON: Mark?
Yeah.
1058
00:56:10,856 --> 00:56:14,416
If I get married,
I want you to be my best man.
1059
00:56:14,426 --> 00:56:16,856
Sure, just let me know when
you meet somebody.
1060
00:56:16,961 --> 00:56:19,661
No, seriously.
Yeah, I know it's
1061
00:56:19,663 --> 00:56:23,033
not a time to bring it up, but
I've been thinking about it.
1062
00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:25,473
And I consider you to be
my best friend.
1063
00:56:25,468 --> 00:56:27,668
All right, buddy.
I'm honored.
1064
00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:29,970
Ah, you don't give a fuck.
1065
00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:34,912
Anything else?
1066
00:56:34,909 --> 00:56:38,339
No, that's it.
How about a kiss
for old Daddy-o?
1067
00:56:38,778 --> 00:56:40,038
No touching!
1068
00:56:40,045 --> 00:56:42,975
Mmm, still got
that new car smell.
1069
00:56:42,981 --> 00:56:45,011
You ought to be careful.
Sometimes they have
boyfriends.
1070
00:56:45,016 --> 00:56:46,816
You're liable to get
yourself popped.
1071
00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:49,047
What the hell do
you know about it?
1072
00:56:49,786 --> 00:56:51,346
What?
You heard me.
1073
00:56:51,354 --> 00:56:52,794
Look, there's two kinds of
guys in the world, right?
1074
00:56:52,788 --> 00:56:56,918
I mean, look at you.
You've never been in
a scrap in your whole life,
1075
00:56:56,925 --> 00:56:59,385
have you? Am I right?
1076
00:56:59,394 --> 00:57:02,464
It's not a big deal.
I mean, a lot of guys
missed it.
1077
00:57:02,463 --> 00:57:04,003
It starts in kindergarten.
1078
00:57:03,997 --> 00:57:07,927
You pretend that the bully
didn't knock you down. Then,
in grade school, you pretend
1079
00:57:07,934 --> 00:57:11,104
they didn't take your lunch
money away from you.
1080
00:57:11,103 --> 00:57:12,443
You're always
duckin' and dodgin'.
1081
00:57:12,437 --> 00:57:17,567
You get to high school,
you pretend you didn't hear
the teasing and the catcalls.
1082
00:57:17,575 --> 00:57:20,705
And all the time, you're
running from the danger.
1083
00:57:20,711 --> 00:57:24,711
You skip enough chances,
before you know it,
you're 30, 35,
1084
00:57:24,715 --> 00:57:27,115
and you've never
been in a beef.
1085
00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:29,717
(CHUCKLING)
I guess you know everything.
Nah,
1086
00:57:29,719 --> 00:57:33,089
just a guy who's lookin' for
answers in a bottle.
1087
00:57:34,757 --> 00:57:39,827
Nope, not in that one.
(LAUGHING)
1088
00:57:40,795 --> 00:57:42,755
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1089
00:57:43,930 --> 00:57:48,500
So let me get this straight,
you fake your demise, your
wife and kids get the money,
1090
00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:49,671
and you slip the bookie.
1091
00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:51,068
And the 27 G's I owe him.
1092
00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:54,772
And then what happens,
you go into the Loser
Protection Program?
1093
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,636
Give me the chum.
1094
00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:00,142
It's where you
were pissin', right?
1095
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:04,513
Hey, hold on. Don't you think
this is a little rash? I mean,
sure, you got problems,
1096
00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:07,154
big ones, but who doesn't?
Sure wish I'd paid
more attention to
1097
00:58:07,149 --> 00:58:10,019
the Discovery Channel.
I'd know what these
lizards like to eat.
1098
00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:11,978
Odds are it's not Hooters.
1099
00:58:11,986 --> 00:58:16,956
They're like sharks, they're
opportunistic. They'll eat
whatever they can get.
1100
00:58:17,757 --> 00:58:19,487
BILLY: Except chicken
wings, apparently.
1101
00:58:19,692 --> 00:58:21,162
The Discovery Channel
is awesome.
1102
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,130
I remember watchin'
this one about panda bears.
1103
00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:27,228
Apparently panda bears have
very low libidos, so these
poor Japanese bastards...
1104
00:58:27,232 --> 00:58:29,202
Chinese.
JASON: Huh?
1105
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,670
Pandas are in China.
1106
00:58:31,802 --> 00:58:34,202
Chinese, Japanese,
Charlie is Charlie.
The point is,
1107
00:58:34,204 --> 00:58:38,244
is that they spend all day
showing 'em movies of other
pandas getting busy.
1108
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:39,811
Panda porn.
1109
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:43,038
Panda porn?
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard of.
1110
00:58:43,844 --> 00:58:45,014
Till this.
1111
00:58:45,011 --> 00:58:46,681
So where you gonna go?
1112
00:58:47,079 --> 00:58:49,609
I dunno. Exile.
1113
00:58:49,947 --> 00:58:52,277
Where's that? In Mexico?
1114
00:58:53,082 --> 00:58:56,152
What about us? Are we ever
gonna see each other again?
1115
00:58:56,818 --> 00:58:58,178
Guess not.
1116
00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,616
Ever?
1117
00:59:00,187 --> 00:59:01,587
I don't see how.
1118
00:59:04,591 --> 00:59:07,761
Well that settles it.
We go, we go together.
1119
00:59:09,595 --> 00:59:11,655
BILLY: To exile.
MARK AND JASON: Exile.
1120
00:59:12,030 --> 00:59:15,130
All right, gentlemen,
we are officially in business.
1121
00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:20,272
Okay, here's the play.
1122
00:59:20,637 --> 00:59:22,267
I wind it up to 120 rpms.
1123
00:59:22,271 --> 00:59:24,771
Kick it back down into second,
lock her up in the gravel.
1124
00:59:24,773 --> 00:59:27,843
She stops in a power slide
10 feet shy of the swamp.
1125
00:59:28,142 --> 00:59:29,542
We push her in from there.
1126
00:59:29,543 --> 00:59:30,313
That's pretty fast.
1127
00:59:30,310 --> 00:59:32,780
We gotta make it look
like an accident, right?
1128
00:59:32,779 --> 00:59:35,749
You sure you can
stop in time?
It's a Fury.
1129
00:59:35,748 --> 00:59:37,848
I can stop
this baby on a dime.
1130
00:59:37,850 --> 00:59:40,680
I'm thinking we should
salvage some things.
1131
00:59:41,153 --> 00:59:43,193
Definitely get some cash
for these rims.
1132
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:45,088
Sure, maybe there's
a swap meet Saturday.
1133
00:59:45,089 --> 00:59:46,149
This is the South, man.
1134
00:59:46,156 --> 00:59:50,016
Rims are like currency down
here. They pass 'em down from
generation to generation,
1135
00:59:50,026 --> 00:59:50,916
like heirlooms.
1136
00:59:50,926 --> 00:59:53,286
Mark...
We should yank
the stereo too.
1137
00:59:53,295 --> 00:59:55,725
It's no Sanyo box, Blaupunkt.
1138
00:59:55,730 --> 00:59:58,160
Like Mercedes.
German gear keeps its value.
1139
00:59:58,165 --> 00:59:59,825
Wait a second.
For this to work,
1140
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:03,073
the car has to go in as-is,
end of discussion.
1141
01:00:03,069 --> 01:00:06,299
Fine, I lose my car,
guitar gets wet too.
1142
01:00:06,305 --> 01:00:09,805
Leave her out of it.
No way, if Fury goes,
guitar goes.
1143
01:00:09,808 --> 01:00:11,008
Why, 'cause
you're a bad loser?
1144
01:00:11,009 --> 01:00:13,979
Well now, you show me
a good loser, and I'll
show you a loser, loser.
1145
01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:19,108
It is only fair, we are
supposed to be dead.
Think of the forensics.
1146
01:00:20,183 --> 01:00:21,723
Fine, she goes.
1147
01:00:21,717 --> 01:00:23,017
That's it?
1148
01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:26,118
Good for you.
Way to stick up
for yourself. (SCOFFS)
1149
01:00:26,121 --> 01:00:28,961
Save some for the reptiles...
Please.
1150
01:00:29,357 --> 01:00:32,087
You know, I'm thinkin'?
I should do it.
Do what?
1151
01:00:32,093 --> 01:00:35,193
I'm a professional driver.
I drive for a living.
Give me the keys.
1152
01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:38,896
No way. There's only one
Joe who flies this bird.
1153
01:00:38,899 --> 01:00:40,629
(ENGINE STARTING)
1154
01:00:43,370 --> 01:00:45,070
(ENGINE REVVING)
1155
01:01:03,889 --> 01:01:05,219
Whoa.
1156
01:01:07,825 --> 01:01:09,055
Mark?
1157
01:01:14,864 --> 01:01:18,374
BILLY: Where the hell is he?
He's gone.
(MARK GROANING)
1158
01:01:19,034 --> 01:01:20,004
Mark?
1159
01:01:20,001 --> 01:01:21,231
BILLY: In the water!
1160
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:31,684
Mark!
1161
01:01:32,945 --> 01:01:34,705
(SPUTTERING)
1162
01:01:35,013 --> 01:01:36,713
Did you see that power roll?
1163
01:01:36,714 --> 01:01:37,754
Off the hook.
1164
01:01:37,748 --> 01:01:40,678
All right, guys, if you don't
mind, we're in Wally Gator's
swimming pool.
1165
01:01:40,684 --> 01:01:44,294
You see any?
You gotta look for their eyes.
1166
01:01:44,654 --> 01:01:46,094
I don't see any.
1167
01:01:46,755 --> 01:01:50,285
There!
He's got the chicken wings!
1168
01:01:51,759 --> 01:01:54,889
ALL: One, two, three.
(STRAINING)
1169
01:01:58,899 --> 01:02:00,669
(GRUNTING)
1170
01:02:12,679 --> 01:02:14,149
(METAL CREAKING)
1171
01:02:19,218 --> 01:02:21,918
Your sister's ass.
What?
1172
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,750
Tell me you got those tickets
out of the glove box.
1173
01:02:25,723 --> 01:02:28,223
Oh.
(SIGHS)
There's two words...
1174
01:02:28,225 --> 01:02:31,855
BOTH: Labor Day party.
Sorry, guys,
I didn't think.
1175
01:02:31,861 --> 01:02:34,091
Damn right
you didn't think.
I don't get it.
1176
01:02:34,096 --> 01:02:37,026
How do you manage to screw
up so many times in one day?
1177
01:02:38,967 --> 01:02:40,727
I get up early.
1178
01:02:41,202 --> 01:02:42,942
You know what
this means?
1179
01:02:43,404 --> 01:02:45,044
Somebody's
gotta go in.
1180
01:02:46,939 --> 01:02:48,369
I'll do it.
1181
01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:52,709
(SPLASH)
1182
01:02:55,045 --> 01:02:56,705
Pretty ballsy, huh?
1183
01:03:01,484 --> 01:03:04,054
Did you see that?
Oh, no.
1184
01:03:04,053 --> 01:03:05,493
Hey, this is bad.
1185
01:03:07,422 --> 01:03:09,792
(SCREAMING VICTORIOUSLY)
1186
01:03:11,225 --> 01:03:13,755
(LAUGHING)
Wow!
1187
01:03:13,926 --> 01:03:15,826
JASON: Oh, man!
1188
01:03:16,027 --> 01:03:18,327
(LAUGHING AND WHISTLING)
1189
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,800
(LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW
PLAYING)
1190
01:04:21,891 --> 01:04:25,131
MAN ON TV: Just a few minutes
to go, and Times Square
is coming to a boil...
1191
01:04:25,127 --> 01:04:29,427
I know what we need.
How about it? To, uh...
1192
01:04:29,431 --> 01:04:30,801
The afterlife.
1193
01:04:30,799 --> 01:04:32,169
The afterlife, that's good.
1194
01:04:32,167 --> 01:04:33,867
You know they say the way you
spend your New Year's Eve
1195
01:04:33,868 --> 01:04:35,068
is the way your
whole year's gonna go.
1196
01:04:35,069 --> 01:04:37,399
Really? Is that what
they say? Because I...
1197
01:04:37,404 --> 01:04:41,514
I feel great. Honest to God,
I'm feeling liberated,
I'm feeling renewed.
1198
01:04:41,508 --> 01:04:44,508
Like Butch and Sundance.
Butch and Sundance?
Didn't they get shot?
1199
01:04:44,511 --> 01:04:48,311
Yeah, but with their boots on.
Come on, let's go,
I'm thirsty. Today.
1200
01:04:48,314 --> 01:04:51,354
JASON: It's stuck.
Give me this.
1201
01:04:53,819 --> 01:04:54,519
MARK: Hey!
1202
01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:56,389
I wanna propose a toast.
1203
01:04:57,821 --> 01:04:59,591
New leaf,
we got a clean slate.
1204
01:04:59,589 --> 01:05:02,289
I say we take advantage
of it and start living
like philosophers.
1205
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:08,501
No more mincin' words or
dancin' around. You see
a thing, you name a thing.
1206
01:05:08,497 --> 01:05:10,357
What the hell are you
talking about?
1207
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,125
(LAUGHING)
1208
01:05:11,132 --> 01:05:13,332
Yeah, I'm gonna live
more true. More honest.
1209
01:05:13,867 --> 01:05:17,997
New me's gonna
be a straight shooter.
Oh, okay then. Me too.
1210
01:05:18,004 --> 01:05:22,214
Straight shooter.
Me too! You gotta stop
being a parrot, man.
1211
01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:25,078
You're always doin' that.
You can't do that.
You just... You chime in,
1212
01:05:25,077 --> 01:05:28,507
you just agree with
everybody right away.
All right, that's fair...
1213
01:05:28,513 --> 01:05:30,613
MARK: (LAUGHS)
That's what I'm talking about.
1214
01:05:30,615 --> 01:05:32,245
(SQUAWKS)
Polly want a cracker?
1215
01:05:32,249 --> 01:05:36,419
Okay, now remember when you
point that finger, you got
four pointed back at you.
1216
01:05:36,419 --> 01:05:38,089
Take Billy here,
he's the perfect example.
1217
01:05:38,087 --> 01:05:42,057
He backs down to everybody.
He's got more footprints on
him than a treadmill.
1218
01:05:42,057 --> 01:05:44,887
All right, just give me some
bubbles. No therapy, please.
1219
01:05:44,893 --> 01:05:46,163
No therapy,
just the truth.
1220
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:51,130
You tell me right now. What is
it gonna take for you to
finally stand up for yourself?
1221
01:05:52,332 --> 01:05:55,332
Thank you for that insightful
counsel, Dr. Freud.
1222
01:05:55,335 --> 01:05:57,865
Now what's it gonna take
for you to shut your
know-it-all yap and
1223
01:05:57,870 --> 01:06:01,040
let me enjoy this
outstanding beverage?
Pucker up and blow me.
1224
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:04,939
MARK: I knew I should have
killed myself alone.
Okay, guys, why don't we...
1225
01:06:04,942 --> 01:06:08,512
Wind it down a little bit,
get some sleep. We got a big
game tomorrow.
1226
01:06:08,512 --> 01:06:13,052
Hey, Billy. Think that douche
in the shitter was the only
one nailing your wife?
1227
01:06:18,254 --> 01:06:23,424
Okay, Captain Honest,
you got something to say?
Finish the thought.
1228
01:06:23,658 --> 01:06:26,558
Let's just say there
were other passengers
on that flight.
1229
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:29,630
Fuck you. What are you saying?
You banged my wife?
1230
01:06:30,496 --> 01:06:32,996
Guys, why don't we just...
Shut up.
1231
01:06:33,431 --> 01:06:35,101
Did you bang my wife?
1232
01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:37,599
Tell me you're lying.
1233
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,400
Or what, Billy?
1234
01:06:40,068 --> 01:06:44,938
Are you going to hit me?
Tell me you're lying,
or tell me good-bye.
1235
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,110
This is so wrong.
1236
01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:13,398
What the hell did you do...
1237
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:16,200
All the women
you could get,
why the hell...
1238
01:07:16,201 --> 01:07:19,071
Relax, I never
touched his wife.
1239
01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:30,009
Then why did you...
1240
01:07:30,013 --> 01:07:31,383
He's pathetic.
1241
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:35,451
I'm trying to get him to
stand up for himself.
I'm trying to help him.
1242
01:07:35,451 --> 01:07:37,551
You're a mess.
Help yourself.
1243
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:40,094
Oh, look, Dweezil,
give me a break...
Yeah, I'm a clerk.
1244
01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:41,459
Sells whiteout
and envelopes, okay.
1245
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:46,187
I can't get a girl,
my mother's a bitch.
You got me, dead to rights.
1246
01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:53,825
And now that that's cleared
up, why don't you have
a quick look at yourself.
1247
01:07:54,702 --> 01:07:55,832
(SIGHS)
1248
01:07:57,237 --> 01:08:01,437
You're the coolest guy
I ever met, hands down.
1249
01:08:01,441 --> 01:08:06,411
Could dunk a basketball
flat-footed, could talk
a girl down to her Jockeys.
1250
01:08:06,412 --> 01:08:09,312
Make anybody think
his jokes are funny.
1251
01:08:11,549 --> 01:08:13,679
The man everybody
wanted to be.
1252
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,860
With all of that, you throw
your money away gambling,
1253
01:08:22,858 --> 01:08:26,488
you let your family
slip through your fingers,
and now...
1254
01:08:27,094 --> 01:08:29,794
You run off the two best
friends you've ever had.
1255
01:08:31,297 --> 01:08:32,727
I'd ask why,
1256
01:08:33,364 --> 01:08:35,564
but then I'm kinda
past caring.
1257
01:08:42,406 --> 01:08:43,836
Happy New Year.
1258
01:08:50,179 --> 01:08:52,709
(CHEATERS & NON-BELIEVERS
PLAYING)
1259
01:08:58,152 --> 01:09:00,752
Two sugars, no NutraSweet,
1260
01:09:00,754 --> 01:09:02,824
and that's the way
it's gonna be.
1261
01:09:06,692 --> 01:09:08,262
MAN: Hey!
1262
01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:09,730
JASON: Oops.
1263
01:09:10,695 --> 01:09:12,655
You stupid,
little son of a bitch.
Sorry, sir.
1264
01:09:12,663 --> 01:09:14,663
Now get down here
and clean this up!
1265
01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:18,599
Hey, get down here
and clean this up!
1266
01:09:36,786 --> 01:09:38,316
Whoo!
1267
01:09:40,689 --> 01:09:43,219
(LAUGHING)
What are you
doing, huh?
1268
01:09:43,224 --> 01:09:47,334
Good catch, buddy.
Ready? Down one, hike!
1269
01:09:47,461 --> 01:09:48,591
Kid's got hands.
1270
01:09:48,595 --> 01:09:49,785
DAD: And he's got heart.
1271
01:09:49,796 --> 01:09:52,556
Loves the game.
Who's he rootin'
for tonight?
1272
01:09:52,565 --> 01:09:57,365
Ah, we don't have tickets.
He just loves to soak up
the atmosphere.
1273
01:09:57,369 --> 01:09:59,639
Says he's gonna play
in this stadium someday.
1274
01:10:00,337 --> 01:10:01,497
I hope he gets to.
1275
01:10:09,545 --> 01:10:12,445
MAN 1: Yo, who's got tickets?
I need some tickets over
here.
1276
01:10:12,447 --> 01:10:16,477
MAN 2: Who's selling?
Who's selling?
MAN 1: Yo, need two!
1277
01:10:16,717 --> 01:10:18,747
MAN 1: Who's got two?
1278
01:10:18,752 --> 01:10:19,782
Oh, my God.
1279
01:10:19,786 --> 01:10:22,946
I'll give you $500 a piece,
right now.
1280
01:10:23,588 --> 01:10:25,888
$1,500, you gotta make a move.
1281
01:10:29,193 --> 01:10:31,333
Why don't you
paint that thing?
1282
01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:33,458
It's earth tone,
one of a kind.
1283
01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:35,563
Well, you better wear a
helmet, they'll write you.
1284
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,925
I got a hard head.
1285
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:38,233
(SCOFFS)
1286
01:10:43,372 --> 01:10:44,572
We can't afford these.
1287
01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,213
Sure you can, they're on me.
1288
01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,867
Just leave me one when
he comes back and
suits up some day.
1289
01:10:52,745 --> 01:10:53,875
Hey,
1290
01:10:54,713 --> 01:10:56,353
what's your name?
1291
01:10:56,613 --> 01:10:59,453
For the tickets someday.
1292
01:10:59,449 --> 01:11:01,849
(RIDE OF A LIFETIME PLAYING)
1293
01:11:03,586 --> 01:11:05,746
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1294
01:11:14,863 --> 01:11:17,433
Did you see that?
Nothing but cork.
1295
01:11:17,432 --> 01:11:20,932
Two triples and a bull.
This girl is unbelievable.
1296
01:11:20,935 --> 01:11:22,395
Talk to her.
1297
01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:30,908
Classic Tudor
with a high finish.
You do that beautifully.
1298
01:11:30,911 --> 01:11:34,651
I like to think that it's
Creole, tutored by way of
Lake Charles, Louisiana.
1299
01:11:34,648 --> 01:11:35,848
Hi, I'm Jason.
1300
01:11:35,849 --> 01:11:37,249
Janice.
1301
01:11:37,783 --> 01:11:40,453
May I have the honor
of a match?
1302
01:11:40,452 --> 01:11:43,692
I yield the lane
to the challenger.
Hmm.
1303
01:11:44,021 --> 01:11:45,851
I accept the courtesy.
1304
01:11:48,959 --> 01:11:53,589
Tungsten Devastators with the
spinning Hammer Head flights.
1305
01:11:54,430 --> 01:11:55,600
Sweet!
1306
01:11:55,597 --> 01:11:57,027
They're not for everyone.
1307
01:11:57,031 --> 01:11:59,461
I could do some
damage with these.
1308
01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,365
Nice balance.
1309
01:12:04,802 --> 01:12:06,332
The R-182 shafts.
1310
01:12:06,336 --> 01:12:07,736
I'm thirsty.
1311
01:12:07,737 --> 01:12:09,037
Want a cold one?
1312
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,570
(WHISPERING)
Getting me a beer?
1313
01:12:13,641 --> 01:12:15,541
(CROWD CHEERING)
1314
01:12:18,845 --> 01:12:22,645
Can't find your seat?
I'm looking for my husband,
he's supposed to be right here
1315
01:12:22,648 --> 01:12:24,008
in these seats.
1316
01:12:24,016 --> 01:12:25,446
Is his name Mark?
1317
01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:29,050
MAN ON PA: And now, America,
Miss Vanna White!
1318
01:12:29,753 --> 01:12:32,623
(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)
1319
01:12:37,026 --> 01:12:41,396
¶ Oh, say can you see
1320
01:12:41,397 --> 01:12:44,497
¶ By the dawn's
early light... ¶
1321
01:12:49,338 --> 01:12:51,398
REPORTER ON TV:
The spectacular wreckage
of an ancient Plymouth Fury
1322
01:12:51,406 --> 01:12:54,036
was pulled from
the swamp on Country Road 61,
near Beecham...
1323
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,941
No sign of survivors...
1324
01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:57,642
I knew those guys.
1325
01:12:59,544 --> 01:13:00,944
Best friends
I ever had.
1326
01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:02,838
BARTENDER: Cold ones.
1327
01:13:02,845 --> 01:13:04,705
I'll take a beer.
1328
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,950
Keep it.
1329
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:08,880
Thanks.
1330
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:14,717
Big cats. Melville.
1331
01:13:35,506 --> 01:13:37,566
Hey, more guitar.
Up.
1332
01:13:38,374 --> 01:13:41,014
BOTH: One, two, three!
1333
01:13:42,343 --> 01:13:43,843
One triple away.
1334
01:13:45,478 --> 01:13:46,538
Well struck,
grasshopper.
1335
01:13:46,545 --> 01:13:51,545
Oh, well I've spent much time
snatching the pebble from
the serpent's maw.
1336
01:13:51,550 --> 01:13:53,020
(LAUGHING)
1337
01:13:53,018 --> 01:13:56,818
Hey, look at that guy over
there. He's got a hearing aid
the size of a lawn mower
1338
01:13:56,821 --> 01:13:57,851
stuck to his head.
1339
01:13:57,855 --> 01:13:59,785
And he has it on high.
1340
01:14:01,057 --> 01:14:02,557
Oh, shit.
1341
01:14:04,660 --> 01:14:06,560
You again.
1342
01:14:06,561 --> 01:14:09,431
You know what it cost me
to detail that car?
1343
01:14:09,430 --> 01:14:10,560
It was an accident.
1344
01:14:10,564 --> 01:14:11,664
Uh-huh.
1345
01:14:11,665 --> 01:14:14,065
It looks like
we're up next.
Well, uh...
1346
01:14:14,067 --> 01:14:16,827
Please go ahead, because
we were just messing around.
1347
01:14:16,836 --> 01:14:18,796
You can have it.
We want a match with you.
1348
01:14:18,804 --> 01:14:21,404
We accept.
What do you
want to play for?
1349
01:14:21,406 --> 01:14:22,736
How about $10 cricket?
1350
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:23,770
Cricket?
1351
01:14:23,774 --> 01:14:27,384
Do I look like I want to spend
time with you? All I want to
do is take your money.
1352
01:14:27,377 --> 01:14:29,377
First bull's-eye,
50 bucks.
1353
01:14:29,746 --> 01:14:31,576
Okay, I'll lead off.
1354
01:14:32,048 --> 01:14:33,608
I'll call you
when I need you.
JASON: Hey.
1355
01:14:33,616 --> 01:14:36,976
I got a score to settle
with your little comedian
friend here.
1356
01:14:36,986 --> 01:14:39,686
I wanna see him shoot.
Yeah, shit or
get off the pot.
1357
01:14:39,688 --> 01:14:41,648
(MEN AGREEING)
1358
01:14:41,789 --> 01:14:43,719
(MEN LAUGHING)
1359
01:14:44,758 --> 01:14:48,428
Bet you 100 bucks he can hit
a dime on my forehead.
1360
01:14:48,428 --> 01:14:49,028
JASON: Are you nuts?
1361
01:14:49,028 --> 01:14:51,658
I've seen you shoot.
It's like throwing
a rock in the ocean.
1362
01:14:51,663 --> 01:14:56,003
I'll take that bet.
Oh, no, uh...
We're not doing this.
1363
01:14:56,767 --> 01:14:59,867
What's the matter,
chuckles? Chicken?
1364
01:15:00,904 --> 01:15:03,104
MAN 1: Pedro, where's the ice?
1365
01:15:03,106 --> 01:15:04,406
Jason...
1366
01:15:06,509 --> 01:15:08,079
I trust you.
1367
01:15:11,046 --> 01:15:12,746
Move.
1368
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:31,434
ANGRY MAN: No cheating.
I don't need to cheat,
you clowns.
1369
01:15:32,031 --> 01:15:33,831
Lock and fire on it.
1370
01:16:09,133 --> 01:16:11,033
(LAUGHING)
1371
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,195
Good shot.
1372
01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:15,866
Pay the man his hundy.
1373
01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:18,201
Two out of three.
(MEN LAUGHING)
1374
01:16:18,206 --> 01:16:19,706
That's funny.
1375
01:16:19,707 --> 01:16:23,777
You know, there's three ways
that I can tell a jerkoff.
1376
01:16:23,777 --> 01:16:27,247
One, was O.J. guilty?
Two, Coke or Pepsi?
1377
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:29,080
And I forgot the third one.
1378
01:16:30,015 --> 01:16:32,215
(GRUNTS)
Bull's-eye.
1379
01:16:32,217 --> 01:16:34,117
That went well.
JANICE: Leave him alone!
1380
01:16:34,118 --> 01:16:35,318
MAN 2: Zip it.
1381
01:16:35,319 --> 01:16:37,789
Okay, come on
if you're comin'.
1382
01:16:37,788 --> 01:16:39,218
There's five of us
and one of you.
1383
01:16:39,222 --> 01:16:40,752
MAN: Two...
1384
01:16:40,756 --> 01:16:44,116
Of us. And I don't
like your chances.
1385
01:16:44,126 --> 01:16:45,886
We're gonna kill you guys.
1386
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:49,204
Too late, we've already
been dead 11 hours.
1387
01:16:49,197 --> 01:16:51,827
Welcome back to the male
species. Nice to have you
back.
1388
01:16:51,832 --> 01:16:54,332
What are you talking about?
You think I'm doing this
because of you?
1389
01:16:54,334 --> 01:16:56,734
(GRUNTS)
MAN 3: Fight!
1390
01:16:56,736 --> 01:16:58,336
Come on, bring it.
Come, on.
1391
01:16:58,337 --> 01:17:00,067
Yeah? Billy!
1392
01:17:00,238 --> 01:17:01,638
Huh?
1393
01:17:01,639 --> 01:17:04,939
Hit him!
Billy, hit him!
1394
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:07,743
MARK: Go!
1395
01:17:08,644 --> 01:17:10,344
(YELLING)
1396
01:17:12,647 --> 01:17:13,947
Come on...
1397
01:17:15,149 --> 01:17:17,819
Let go! Bastards!
1398
01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:22,993
Wow, I think it kicks ass.
1399
01:17:23,656 --> 01:17:24,956
Headin' out tonight.
1400
01:17:24,957 --> 01:17:26,357
As fast as you can.
1401
01:17:26,358 --> 01:17:27,858
Don't start with me.
1402
01:17:27,859 --> 01:17:29,059
Far be it for me...
1403
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:32,760
You never stop, do you?
Okay, come on, guys.
Enough already.
1404
01:17:33,330 --> 01:17:36,300
Come on, Billy,
we got the motel room for
one more night. Let's just...
1405
01:17:36,299 --> 01:17:40,669
Go out on a good note.
No. I'm gonna
get rolling north.
1406
01:17:40,670 --> 01:17:42,100
Back home.
1407
01:17:42,704 --> 01:17:44,104
All right.
1408
01:17:48,409 --> 01:17:50,879
I'm gonna go
for a nightcap.
You wanna come?
1409
01:17:50,878 --> 01:17:52,978
No, I'm done.
I'll go home.
1410
01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:54,110
Okay.
1411
01:17:55,281 --> 01:17:57,351
(ENGINE REVVING)
1412
01:17:57,415 --> 01:17:59,145
Hey, I was wondering...
1413
01:18:00,317 --> 01:18:03,817
What's it gonna take, huh?
1414
01:18:12,094 --> 01:18:14,864
(WALK ON PLAYING)
1415
01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:25,972
I'll show you what
it's gonna take.
1416
01:18:40,989 --> 01:18:43,759
Mark! Hey, Mark! Me!
1417
01:18:43,758 --> 01:18:45,088
Congratulations,
you win.
1418
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:49,462
You're making me do something
I thought I'd never do,
raise my hand to a friend!
1419
01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:52,900
Well, come on out!
Dick!
1420
01:18:55,434 --> 01:18:58,474
You know not everybody has
the same definition about
what it takes to make a man,
1421
01:18:58,470 --> 01:19:01,040
I mean, sometimes
it takes more guts to...
1422
01:19:01,706 --> 01:19:04,366
Maybe there'd be a little more
peace in the world if...
1423
01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:08,036
But not tonight.
1424
01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:11,484
You get your know-it-all,
control freak, make-your-
friends-Mike-Tyson ass
1425
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:14,350
out here now!
Let's do what we gotta do!
1426
01:19:14,716 --> 01:19:18,416
I am so sick and tired
of this macho bullshit!
1427
01:19:19,353 --> 01:19:20,753
Come on!
1428
01:19:23,490 --> 01:19:25,990
All right,
we'll do it in there.
1429
01:19:28,361 --> 01:19:29,391
(GROANS)
1430
01:19:29,395 --> 01:19:30,985
(THUD)
1431
01:20:27,385 --> 01:20:29,845
(WOMAN ANNOUNCING
INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
1432
01:20:31,455 --> 01:20:35,155
SHERRY: He's testing every
time you give in. I know.
1433
01:20:35,158 --> 01:20:38,528
Try taking away a toy, and
if he doesn't stop,
it's time out.
1434
01:20:40,897 --> 01:20:44,027
I know he's headstrong.
But you have to be firm.
1435
01:20:44,967 --> 01:20:47,267
(MAN ANNOUNCING
INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
1436
01:20:49,938 --> 01:20:51,338
Here you go, Jason.
1437
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,014
I... I forgot
the NutraSweet.
1438
01:20:57,543 --> 01:21:00,413
That's over.
I don't use it anymore.
1439
01:21:01,312 --> 01:21:02,912
BILLY: Where's mine?
1440
01:21:04,848 --> 01:21:06,148
You were sleeping.
1441
01:21:07,517 --> 01:21:09,377
Weren't sleepin', I'd say.
1442
01:21:12,488 --> 01:21:17,888
It's like...
It's like you took a bullet
that was meant for me.
1443
01:21:21,463 --> 01:21:23,063
I'm so sorry, Billy.
1444
01:21:25,266 --> 01:21:26,496
How's that?
1445
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,170
Enough with the pillows.
1446
01:21:28,835 --> 01:21:29,925
Please.
1447
01:21:37,910 --> 01:21:39,610
I never touched Kate.
1448
01:21:40,445 --> 01:21:42,075
I would never do that.
1449
01:21:43,180 --> 01:21:45,410
But this is so wrong.
1450
01:21:45,415 --> 01:21:48,415
I'm in a whole 'nother
universe of wrong here.
1451
01:21:49,051 --> 01:21:53,051
And I gotta
tell you, I gotta...
And you too, Jason...
1452
01:21:55,490 --> 01:21:57,920
I failed you guys
so completely.
1453
01:21:59,259 --> 01:22:00,589
I failed myself.
1454
01:22:01,894 --> 01:22:04,534
I have been a total
horse's ass, and
1455
01:22:04,529 --> 01:22:07,159
all you guys do
is stick by me.
1456
01:22:07,397 --> 01:22:10,297
They used to think I was
so good under pressure.
1457
01:22:11,166 --> 01:22:15,566
And it turns out that
I'm the one who folds it
every time.
1458
01:22:16,237 --> 01:22:17,897
Like a coward.
1459
01:22:20,908 --> 01:22:23,608
Never wanted anybody's help,
God forbid.
1460
01:22:25,545 --> 01:22:27,235
But I was wrong.
1461
01:22:29,514 --> 01:22:31,054
I need you.
1462
01:22:32,582 --> 01:22:34,422
I need you, Jason.
1463
01:22:34,417 --> 01:22:38,217
I need you to help me
to stop blaming everybody
else for my...
1464
01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:44,962
Disappointments.
And all I can tell you
is thank you.
1465
01:22:46,293 --> 01:22:48,993
Thank you for helping me
realize what's important.
1466
01:22:50,396 --> 01:22:52,156
Being one of you guys,
1467
01:22:53,131 --> 01:22:54,401
being a good
husband to Sher.
1468
01:22:55,932 --> 01:22:57,462
And a good father to Hayden.
1469
01:23:00,101 --> 01:23:02,371
I am so sorry.
1470
01:23:09,075 --> 01:23:10,465
Hey.
1471
01:23:25,624 --> 01:23:27,594
(BOYS LAUGHING)
1472
01:24:07,098 --> 01:24:09,968
Sherry, it's completely over.
1473
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:14,300
I set up a payment schedule,
and it's done.
1474
01:24:14,470 --> 01:24:16,970
You two are
the center of my life.
1475
01:24:16,972 --> 01:24:23,142
Please give me a chance
to prove that I can change.
Please.
1476
01:24:25,446 --> 01:24:29,346
You think she'll
listen to me?
Yes, Daddy, I think she will.
1477
01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:34,479
Hey, get in here, you two.
1478
01:24:36,521 --> 01:24:38,191
Let's go.
1479
01:24:53,437 --> 01:24:55,567
Hey, Billy.
Scarlet.
1480
01:24:56,272 --> 01:24:57,772
New bike, huh?
1481
01:24:57,773 --> 01:25:00,043
Yeah, makin' some changes.
1482
01:25:00,041 --> 01:25:02,341
Traded in 18 wheels for two.
1483
01:25:02,343 --> 01:25:04,613
Changes... Huh.
1484
01:25:06,679 --> 01:25:08,349
Got some miles on it.
1485
01:25:08,347 --> 01:25:09,777
Who doesn't?
1486
01:25:13,751 --> 01:25:15,181
Cold?
1487
01:25:19,556 --> 01:25:21,086
Take 'em.
1488
01:25:25,194 --> 01:25:26,564
What happened here?
1489
01:25:26,562 --> 01:25:28,232
It's a long story.
1490
01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:35,395
Get on.
1491
01:25:35,403 --> 01:25:37,073
I've got work.
1492
01:25:37,071 --> 01:25:39,371
Uh-uh. Your shift's over.
1493
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:41,470
You mean it?
1494
01:25:41,474 --> 01:25:42,774
You bet I do.
1495
01:25:48,547 --> 01:25:50,207
(ENGINE STARTING)
1496
01:25:59,657 --> 01:26:02,117
(RIDE OF A LIFETIME PLAYING)
1497
01:28:01,945 --> 01:28:04,245
(YOU CAN'T SEE THE STARS
PLAYING)