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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL
FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING
I GOTTA...
I GOTTA GET IT GOING >> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING
ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS
AND SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF RICHES
AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪ >> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I DO IT ALL.
>> HAVE A SEAT.
>> I WILL, BECAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN DO.
>> DO SOMETHING.
[CLOCK TICKING] >> DO SOMETHING.
>> I AM.
I DID.
IT'S ALREADY DONE.
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I HELPED YOU.
>> ARE YOU DRUNK?
>> NOT DRUNK ENOUGH.
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> YES, YOU CAN.
I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.
>> OK.
I'M HIRED.
>> A BUSINESSMAN IS COMING IN TODAY.
VERY IMPORTANT.
>> WHOA.
A REAL BUSINESSMAN?
NO WAY.
>> HE'S RECTANGLE-Y.
THAT'S HOW YOU'LL KNOW HIM, BY HIS RECTANGULAR-NESS.
>> NO WAY.
>> DRIVE HIM TO CHEESE INDUSTRIES.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
THAT'S WHY WE PICKED YOU, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS.
>> RIGHT NOW.
>> MM-HMM.
>> OH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
I GOT TO DO THIS FIRST.
AAH.
>> OK, THAT WORKS.
HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> YES, HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> YEAH, NOW'S GOOD.
BEFORE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, BUT BEFORE IS OVER.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT CHEESE INDUSTRIES.
>> SO?
>> I'D LIKE TO HIRE YOU TO DRIVE ME THERE.
>> NO TALKING.
PAY.
>> HOW MUCH IN THE WORLD IS IT?
>> GET IN.
>> GOD, IS THE HEAT ON IN HERE?
>> IT SHOULD BE.
YOU LIKE PORNO?
>> WELL, UH...
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> UM, I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES.
>> OH, MAN.
SUCKS FOR YOU.
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU FEEL AROUND BACK THERE AND GRAB ME A BEER?
>> BUT YOU'RE DRIVING.
>> WAS DRIVING.
SITTING BACK HERE WITH YOU NOW.
>> ARE WE HERE?
BECAUSE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.
>> YEAH, WE'RE HERE.
HEY, LET ME HELP YOU INSIDE.
>> WAIT A SECOND.
IS THIS CHEESE INDUSTRIES?
>> IT'S ABOUT TO BE.
YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
>> WHAT?
>> JUST LIE DOWN ON THE BED.
OK, AND ROLL CAMERA.
AND ACTION.
ACTION.
COME ON.
GET ON NOW.
>> ALTHOUGH THIS IS A COMFORTABLE BED.
>> KISS IT.
>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS CHEESE INDUSTRIES.
>> KISS IT.
SQUEEZE IT.
SKILLET, COME ON, LET'S GO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> WAIT.
WAIT, GUYS.
HANG ON.
>> MY HEAD.
THAT GUY WAS SUCH A DORK.
WE SHOULD ROB THAT BANK.
[SCREECHING] [ALARM RINGING]
[SCREECHING] ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, RHODA, LET ME GET, UH...
12 BEERS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING HERE?
YOUR OUTSTANDING GAYNESS?
>> NOPE.
OUR BANK ROBBERY.
>> YOU ROBBED A BANK?
>> HELL, YEAH.
>> YOU BOYS ARE WILD.
>> YES, WE ARE.
>> I MEAN, YOU BOY ARE LIKE "WILD" WILD, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I MEAN, COMPLETELY WILD WILDNESS, WILDY, AND I SALUTE
YOU.
>> YES, SIR.
LIKE, WHOA.
LOOKIT DOWN THERE.
ME-OUSE.
MEOUSE.
[SMOOCHING] >> EEW!
>> OW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> MAKING OUT ON YOU.
IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
I MEAN, COME ON.
LOOK HOW YOU'RE DRESSED.
>> YOU'RE SUCH A DICK.
>> EEW!
GET AWAY.
>> AW, COME ON, BABY.
>> MAN POWER, GO.
>> DON'T BE THAT WAY.
[SCREECHING] >> WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG.
♪ I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY HER COAT IS SO WARM
AND IF I-- ♪ [POLICE SIREN]
>> YOU BOYS, UH, HEAR ANYTHING, BANK ROBBERY, ABOUT IT?
>> YE--YEP.
>> UM, IS THAT YOUR STOLEN JET OUTSIDE WITH ALL THOSE BAGS OF
MONEY IN THE BACK SEAT?
[GIGGLES] DUDE?
>> WELL, DOES IT HAVE BULLET HOLES IN IT?
>> UM, NO.
>> THEN IT'S NOT MINE, IS IT?
>> OH, WAIT A SECOND.
THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE BEERS.
YOU MUST HAVE PRETTY GOOD JOBS TO PAY FOR THOSE KIND OF BEERS.
[SCREECHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]
>> EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT BARTENDER JUST CALLED YOU A HOMO.
>> OH.
>> SKILLET, WE JUST SPENT $64,000 IN THAT BAR, SO WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO GET JOBS TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT WE ROB
BANKS.
BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET A DRINK.
>> EH, FITZ, THE USUAL?
>> YEP.
>> THAT'LL BE...
LET'S SEE...
$300?
>> TELL YOU WHAT.
>> PERFECT.
>> WATCH OUT.
OH, MY GOD.
WATCH OUT.
WATCH, WATCH, WATCH!
WATCH IT!
OH, MY GOD.
IS HE DEAD?
>> NO, I'M JUST DRUNK.
>> WATCH OUT!
OH, MY GOD.
>> IT'S COOL, EVERYBODY, I'M JUST DRUNK.
SEE?
IT'S OK.
IT'S ALL COOL, MAN.
IT'S JUST-- WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING-- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT A METEOR?
THAT'S A COOL METEOR.
HEY, KID.
YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING.
YOU'D BE GREAT IN PICTURES.
>> I WOULD?
>> YEAH, YOU WOULD.
HO HO!
UP TOP.
>> I'M TOO DRUNK.
>> PERFECT.
LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, BECAUSE YOU ARE HIRED, SIR.
HA HA!
>> WELL, SEE, FIRST I NEED TO CHECK WITH MY BOSS, BECAUSE HE'S
A SHARK.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A SHARK?
>> OW.
NICE.
>> YOU NEED SOME HELP?
>> WAIT.
I'LL DO IT.
>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
>> OK.
PLEASE.
>> I SENT YOU OUT TO PICK UP A CLIENT AND TAKE HIM TO A
MEETING.
>> YES.
YES, SIR.
>> INSTEAD OF THAT, YOU TOOK HIM TO A PORNO SET, WHERE HE STARRED
IN HIS VERY FIRST PORNO.
THEN YOU BLEW HIM UP.
>> WRONG.
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
>> THEN YOU ROBBED A BANK.
>> ROBBED A BANK?
>> THREW UP ON A WOMAN.
>> WHAT?
>> AND SANG TO THE POLICE.
>> THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
I DIDN'T DO THAT.
>> HUH.
SO WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO.
>> WHICH WAS WHAT AGAIN?
>> ALL THINGS.
A-L-L.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.
THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT.
>> OH, YEAH, I THINK I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.
>> BULLETPROOF.
>> HMM.
THEN I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE JOB.
WHAT IS THE JOB?
>> "I" LIVE IN ON AN "I"-LAND IN "I"-OWA...
OR "WY"-OMING.
>> NO.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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