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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

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I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL

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FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

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I GOTTA FORTUNE I GOTTA GET IT GOING

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>> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

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>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

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12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪

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>> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG

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CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG

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CAR FULL OF RICHES AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪

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>> NO WAY.

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IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SMALL?

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HUR HUR HUR!

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HUR HUR!

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HUR HUR!

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>> FITZ, ARE YOU DONE?

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IT'S REALLY LATE.

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>> I'M DONER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

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>> YOU SHOULD COME TO BED.

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>> IN A SECOND.

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[WARBLING VOICE] I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING, AND

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I'M THROUGH.

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I QUIT YESTERDAY.

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[WARBLING VOICE] I JUST DID IT IN FRONT OF YOUR

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FACE.

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[WARBLING VOICE] [CLOCK TICKING]

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OH, MY HEAD.

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MY BRAIN.

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MY-- MY BEER.

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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

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THAT TICKING?

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THAT TICKING IS COMING FROM THAT CLOCK.

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[KNOCK KNOCK] OH.

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OH, HEY, SKILLET.

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[TELEPHONE RINGING] >> HELLO?

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>> SHARK GUY, WE'VE DECIDED THAT IT'S TIME WE HAD AN IMPORTANT

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BUSINESS MEETING.

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>> I WAS KIND OF HOPING...

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

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>> I FIGURED YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT.

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>> WELL, I GUESS THAT WE-- I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW THAT.

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>> OK, BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS, I'M TOO RICH TO BE DEAD.

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>> UM-- >> THE MAGNITUDE OF MY WEALTH

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GOES BEYOND ANY WALL...OF CHINA.

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>> YEAH.

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GOOD FOR YOU.

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AND I'M RICH AND DESIRE TO SLEEP, SO--

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>> SO WHAT?

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NOW IS CONVENIENT FOR ME.

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>> OH, LOOK AT YOU...HERE.

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>> I AM HERE MORE THAN YOU WANT.

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YOU'VE BEEN GETTING THE SIGNALS, I TRUST?

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[BEEP] >> YEAH, I GOT THOSE.

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>> YES, YOU DID GOT THOSE-- OR GOTO.

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>> HOW MUCH DOES HE KNOW?

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>> HOW MUCH DOES WHO KNOW?

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>> YOU KNOW.

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>> GOD, I HATE THAT CLOCK SO MUCH.

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[CLOCK TICKING] >> OH, SKILLET.

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SORRY, SKILLET.

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I FORGOT IT WAS YOU.

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IS THAT SOME SORT OF A PACKAGE?

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WELL, LET ME OPEN IT UP.

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THIS IS A CORN DOG.

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THIS MUST BE A DIVINING CORN DOG.

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IT MUST WANT MUSTARD.

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[SIGHS] >> ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE THEIR COD

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SOME PEOPLE SLOP THEM HOGS ME, I DO DIFFERENT

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I GROW BIG OLD FAT CORN DOGS ♪ WHERE'S THAT MUSTARD AT?

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I GROW BIG OLD FAT CORN DOGS ♪ WHERE'S THAT MUSTARD AT?

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>> I COULD GET LOST IN THIS FIELD OF CORN DOGS...

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FOR A LONG TIME, BUT I WOULD NEVER DIE, BECAUSE I WOULD GET

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TO EAT.

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CORN DOGS FOR THE PICKING.

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WHO ARE YOU?

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>> NAME'S ROOSTER-- R-DOUBLE "O"-S-T-R-E--

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SOMETIMES ALL IN CAPITALS, DEPENDING ON IF YOU'RE YELLING

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AT ME OR NOT.

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SO, ARE YOU YELLING?

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>> I AIN'T YELLING.

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>> WELL, NOT YET.

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SEE YOU FOUND FOOTLONG THERE.

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>> WHO'S THAT?

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>> FOOTLONG.

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HE'S MY HOMING DOG-- GOT A SENSE FOR RADAR AND

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QUASNIP.

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>> SO YOUR CORN DOG HAS RADAR.

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I KNEW IT.

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BUT WHAT WOULD YOU WANT WITH RADAR?

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>> WHAT'S ANYONE WANT WITH RADAR?

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EVERYTHING, BOY-- MOUSE, WHATEVER.

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YOU A MOUSE OR A-- >> OR WHAT?

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>> OR, HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

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I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A MOUSE OR SOMETHING.

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I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN MOUSE--

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THE MOUSE.

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>> MAYBE.

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>> YOU KNOW, "RADAR" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "RADAR."

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DID YOU KNOW THAT?

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YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT, AIN'T YOU?

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>> MAYBE.

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>> WHAT THE HELL?

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GIVE ME MISSILE COMMAND, ASAP.

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WHERE IN THE HELL DOES THAT DAMN MUTT THINK HE'S GOING TO?

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HOLD ON YOU MANGY SMELLHOUND.

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HERE IT COMES.

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FIRE!

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HEY, DO YOU WANT A BEER...

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OR DO WE NEED TO GET 12?

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>> YOU TALKING TO ME OR THIS BIRD?

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>> AND SO NOW WHEN I SLEEP I PULL THE COVERS OVER MY EARS

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BECAUSE MY SHEETS ARE BANANA SPIES.

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BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SEE HEAR VERY WELL, AND THAT SQUARE

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GUY, HE'S GOING TO GET A NAIL UP HIS ASS THE NEXT TIME HE FLOORS

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OVER HERE, GUARANTEED.

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>> THE NO-EYES SQUARE GUY.

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>> YOU KNOW THE ONE.

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LISTEN, MOUSE, LISTEN ALL AROUND YOU AND HEAR WHAT THEY WANT YOU

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TO HEAR.

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ME, I'M OUT.

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I'M FAR OUT.

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I'M SO-- [CLEARS THROAT]

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[COUGHS] WHAT DID I SAY?

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>> SQUARE GUY.

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>> LIKE FREAKING BLUTO, MAN, YOU KNOW?

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AND YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS IN THE WAY.

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>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU'RE OUT OF BEER?

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OR YOU'RE NOT OUT OF BEER?

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>> WHAT DID I SAY AGAIN?

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WHAT HAVE I ALREADY-- I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

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I'M FRIED.

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>> AND THEN ASPIRIN WAS INVENTED, A COMMON CURE FOR

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THINGS THAT ASPIRIN CURES-- LEADS TO RABIES.

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WE ALL-- WE ALL CLEAR UP TO NOW?

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[BEEPING] >> I JUST SOLD 30 MILLION.

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I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE 30 MILLION.

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>> UH-HUH, LIKE-- >> I LIVE IN A BANK.

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>> YEAH.

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THEN ASPIRIN WAS INVENTED, A COMMON CURE FOR THINGS THAT

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ASPIRIN CURES.

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>> THAT'S WHEN C.J. MUFF LEFT Q109.

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I SAID, "AW, MUFF, WHAT YOU DOING LEAVING Q109, YOU DUMB-ASS

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DOG?" >> THAT'S, UM--

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THAT'S ALL VERY INTERESTING.

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I WONDER WHERE MUFF WENT.

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>> MUFF WHO?

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>> I'M THE FREAKING CORN DOG KING!

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WHERE DID MUFF GO?

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COME ON, MOUSE!

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>> COME ON WHERE?

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>> YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

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YOU DON'T GET IT AT ALL.

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>> I GOT IT.

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I GOT A BEER.

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>> MAN, I AM SO SHOT.

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>> MAN, YOU'RE ALL KIND OF F'ED UP.

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>> HEY, BABY, I DECIDED THAT SINCE I'M A WOMAN AND YOU'RE A

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MAN THAT YOU WOULD SLEEP OVER WITH ME IN MY EXPENSIVE BEDDING.

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>> YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EYES.

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>> REMEMBER, I'M RICH.

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>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY.

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MONEY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING HERE.

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>> WELL, DOGS WILL BARK, WON'T THEY?

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>> WOMAN POWER ON.

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ARREST THIS MAN.

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[GIGGLING] >> WHO KNOWS WHO I AM...HERE?

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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO I AM?

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BECAUSE I'M UNDER ARREST.

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>> I THINK THAT I AM VER-EYE TI-RED OF THE TI-ME.

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME!

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME!

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VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME GAS!

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>> YOU'RE WHAT AGAIN?

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>> I MEANT, FRUITFULLY, I'M T-- >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

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BUT, YES, YOU ARE.

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>> SKILLET?

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SKILLET?

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SKILLET, GET UP.

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WHAT ARE THESE PAPERS?

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THESE ARE SOME MYSTERIOUS PAPERS.

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I WONDER OF SKILLET'S BEEN TURNED INTO PAPER?

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[SKILLET SCREECHING] >> ♪ PASSION TIME

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AND PAINTED SMILE TROPICAL LIAISONS

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WET AND WILD MINGLE AND CHIME

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AND LADDER CLIMB FOR GLAMOUR AND FOR GOLD

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THE JET SET MEETS THE MARITIME WHERE LOVE IS BOUGHT AND SOLD

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STONES ARE SEARCHING DEEP WITHIN

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>> HEY, YOU'RE BACK.

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>> YOUR BACK, YOUR FRONT.

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>> GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

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>> I'M ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ALL BEER, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

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>> YOU LIKE CORN DOGS, BUTCH?

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DON'T-- DON'T SAY YES, BECAUSE I HATE

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CORN DOGS.

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