>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL
FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING
I GOTTA FORTUNE AND I GOTTA GET IT GOING ♪
>> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪
>> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG
CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG
CAR FULL OF RICHES AND A BRAND-NEW PHONE ♪
[DOOR CLOSES] >> HEY.
THE BAR IS CLOSED.
OH, HA HA HA.
HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY, ARE YA?
OH, COME--IT'S JUST A FAKE!
I MEAN, IT'S MADE OF METAL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
IT'S A JOKE.
IT'S A GIFT FROM MY, UH, [INDISTINCT].
IT'S FUNNY.
ISN'T IT?
COME ON, GUYS.
[CLICK] OH, NO.
>> PUT ANOTHER TURKEY AT HER FEET.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY ISN'T A GOOD IDEA OF BEING HERE.
I MEAN, THIS PLACE WHERE WE'RE AT NOW?
THAT'S THE IDEA THAT I'M REFERRING TO THAT ISN'T GOOD.
I MEAN, I LIKE YOUR PLACE.
IT'S CHILLY.
YOU GOT SOME THINGS THAT ARE BANDITO, BUT, UH, LISTEN.
WE'RE--WE'RE DEAD.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> ME--WHO, ME--ME?
>> NO.
YOU.
>> DO I KNOW--I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO THAT I KNOW?
[SQUEAKING] WHAT IS THAT?
A, UH...THE DOG?
[SQUEAKING] >> HE'S A SQUIRREL.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
HERE, SQUIRRELLY, SQUIRRELLY.
GET YOURSELF A NUT.
>> SHUT UP.
>> YOU SHUT UP!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS IN STORE FOR US HERE.
[CLICK] OK?
>> I LOVE A PARTY...
WITH CLOWNS AND CAKES.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS AT A PARTY, AND
THAT IS WHAT IS DRIVING ME OUT OF MY BRAINS.
>> YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
YOU WITH A BRAIN?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT SHARK?
[SIGH] >> MAN, I DO NOT KNOW.
WHAT SHARK?
>> SKILLET, SHOW HIM.
[SQUEAKING] >> ROOSTER, DUDE.
ROOSTER IS THE GUY.
>> WHAT ABOUT ROOSTER?
>> HE'S A HE.
HE'S THE MAN.
EVERYTHING--EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES GOES BAD.
>> WHAT ABOUT THAT?
>> SHE'S THE MAN-WOMAN.
YOU OUGHT TO ASK HIM.
HE'LL SHOW YOU.
>> AND THAT NO-EYED SQUARE GUY-- WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
>> DON'T TALK TO HIM, MAN.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
I'M TELLING YOU.
>> WHO IS HE?
>> UH, HE'S RICH.
HE'S REALLY RICH.
HE'S--HE'S THE BANK.
HE'S GOT, LIKE, ALL THIS MAD CASH FROM THE...
>> FROM THE WHAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
ROOSTER KNOWS.
ONE MORE QUESTION, AND I'M OUT, BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED...
OF THIS.
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A...
COLD PHONE?
>> YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO GET ONE.
NOT EVER.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT THIS PRONTO?
>> NO, NO, SHH.
NO, SHH, DON'T.
I SAID ONE MORE, AND THAT'S IT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE HERE AND GO TO YOUR BAR, AND WHEN THAT
NO-EYED SQUARE GUY SHOWS UP...
[CRASH] CALL ME.
>> THANK YOU.
>> GRAB ANOTHER TURKEY AND PUT IT BY HER FEET.
[SQUEAKING] AND LET'S GET MY BAG.
[LAUGHTER] >> OUT OF SIGHT THIS NIGHT!
WHAT UP, SHORTY?
NO WAY, MAN.
>> THIS IS HOW IT WENT.
IT WENT LIKE THIS.
[PLAYING] ♪ WAS A TIME NOT LONG AGO
LIVED A GOOD LIFE ON THE ROAD BIG SNOUT HOUSE
TWO-CAR GARAGE 3-PIECE SUITS
AND A BRAND-NEW DODGE BUT IN THE WINK OF AN EYE
I LOST IT ALL I GOT SOME LAND
GROW CORN DOGS SO NOW I'M STUCK
ON THIS HERE FARM DONE LOST MY MIND
WHEN I LOST MY ARM GROW MEAN DOGS
FOR THE CORNY TRASH AMONG THE THINGS
I'LL DO FOR CASH OH, MY DEMISE
AIN'T ALL MY FAULT BUT A REDIVORCE
THAT IT HAS BROUGHT BUT A REDIVORCE
THAT IT HAS BROUGHT ♪ >> DID YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> I MISS...
I MISS THE OLD DAYS AND--AND THE PURPLE HAZE AND THE MAYONNAISE
AND THE FRIGGIN' DAYS IN MY MAZE.
EATING KETCHUP SANDWICHES UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
>> BRO, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT, LIKE, IF THIS FREAKS
YOU OUT, JUST LET ME KNOW, BUT, LIKE, JOE AND ME AND LET ME
KNOW IF JOE...
>> OH, NO, YOU JUST DIDN'T, MAN.
YOU SAID, "JOE LET ME KNOW."
THAT'S A RHYME ON MY DIME, BIZNITCH.
SLAP ME A LICKIE QUICK, OLD MAN.
>> HEY.
>> FAR OUT.
>> OUT!
>> MAN, I'M SO FAR OUT I'M CRUNK AS A MUG UP IN THIS JOINT, MAN.
OUT LIKE DISMOUNT IN THE PLANET...
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW.
HEY, HEY.
>> OH, HO!
OH, SHOOT.
>> HEY, GUYS.
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT, UH, HOW I GOT HERE?
DID I--HOW I GOT TO BE LIKE THIS?
>> ONE MORE AGAIN, ROOST.
GOT WHERE TO BE LIKE WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW WHERE.
>> MAN, THESE ARE FREAKING COOL.
[SQUEAKING] THEY WERE ABOUT $300 OR $400.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE.
>> THIS IS FOR ME?
>> OPEN IT.
>> WOW, THESE ARE COOL.
THANKS.
>> HUH, UM...
WHAT ARE, UM...
THAT'S NOT WHAT I...
[BABY COOS] UM, I'LL GET HER.
HUSH, HUSH, HUSH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
[INDISTINCT MUMBLING] THAT'S MY--THAT WAS FOR FITZ.
WHY DID YOU TAKE IT?
LEAVE US ALONE, YOU BASTARD.
[SQUEAKING] >> SORRY, SKILLET.
LET'S DO IT.
>> IT WAS JUST A CAR, MAN.
I MEAN, I LEFT THE STEREO, AND THIS GUY SHOWS UP AND SOME GUY--
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE OUT HIS FEATURES AND EVERYTHING--AND HE
GROWLS AND HE GROWLS.
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I WAKE UP IN SOME ROOM--SOME ROOM PAINTED
WHITE WHERE THERE'S A GIANT FAN ALL SPINNING, AND HERE HE
COMES--THIS SHAPELESS THING-- AND HE COMES OUT FOR ME AND I
CAN'T MOVE.
I GOT SOMETHING STICKING OUT OF MY NECK AND IT PARALYZES ME, AND
HE GRABS ME AND STARTS PUSHING ME TOWARD THE FAN.
[SLURRED SPEECH] >> OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, FELLAS.
ONE OF YOU, ALL OF YOU, NONE OF YOU MAYBE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE.
>> NOW, MOUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> SHUT UP.
NOBODY TALKS.
NOBODY TALKS UNTIL I...
FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING WITH THIS THING.
HOW DOES THIS GO AGAIN?
[SQUEAKING] >> IS THAT THING LIKE A RABBIT
OR...
>> DUDE...
THAT IS TOTALLY AN ANIMAL.
>> THIS IS ALL, LIKE, SOME SORT OF PUKE DREAM THAT I CAN'T SEEM
TO SHAKE THE SWEATS FROM.
AND EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, THERE'S A SHARK AND A CLOCK AND
SOME SORT OF EYEBALL THING.
>> OH, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND, DUDE.
I MEAN, I'M TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY BY THE EYEBALL MAN.
I MEAN, IF I SEE HIM...
>> LOOK, EYEBALL, SCHMEYEBALL.
[SQUEAKING] >> I SAID SHH.
OK, NOW...
FUNNY THING IS I HAVE THESE WEIRD FLASHES LIKE I'VE BEEN
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
LIKE I'VE BEEN RIPPED FROM SOMEWHERE FOR REASONS I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
DOES ANYONE ELSE PICK THAT UP-- THAT UNDERSTANDING OF...
RIPPEDNESS?
I KNOW YOU DO.
DOES, UH...
[COUGHING] BIRMINGHAM MEAN ANYTHING TO
ANYONE?
DOES IT?
HOW ABOUT YOU?
>> YOU KNOW.
I TOLD YOU BEFORE.
THE NIGHT WE GOT DRUNK.
ABOUT MUG.
>> SO WHAT?
>> WELL, SO WHAT IS, HIS REAL NAME IS BIRMINGHAM.
THAT'S SO WHAT.
>> I THINK, UH, I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, GENTLEMEN.
I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY MIND AND A LARGE GUN IN MY HANDS, SO DON'T
"F" THIS UP.
I'M NOT SURE WHEN IT'S GONNA GO OFF.
[GUNSHOT] >> GOOD GOD, HERE WE GO.
>> ♪ POOLSIDE GAMES FOR LITTLE DAMES
LOTS OF TWISTER AND NOW YOU'RE IN LIMBO... ♪
[CLICKING] >> MOUSE, MOUSE.
HE'S HERE.
SQUARE BUSINESS MAN IS HERE.
I CALLED YOU LIKE YOU ASKED, AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.
>> THIS IS RHODA, ISN'T IT?
HOW YOU DOING, RHODA?
STILL, UH, ALIVE, I HEAR.
IT'S GONNA GO HARD FOR YOU, RHODA.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE WHAT COMES NEXT.
>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,
12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]