12 OZ. MOUSE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY
I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY
LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR
AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT
I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING
ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS
AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES
AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--]
>> YOU SAY YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE AND IT'S GONNA WORK.
>> IT'S LIKE ROCKETRY.
[CHUCKLES] YOUR PEE IS LIKE ROCKETRY
BECAUSE IT ROCKETS OUT, YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU HAVE TWO
ROCKETS, STEP BACK.
HERE GO THE ROCKETS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
JUST DO IT AND DON'T GET ANY ON ME.
>> FEELS SO GOOD.
OH, WAS THAT YOUR JOE?
HA HA HA!
>> HOLY CRAP, IT WORKED.
OK, OK. IT WORKED. NOW STOP.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHEN TO STOP, MAN.
YOU CAN'T TELL MY JACK TO STOP.
MAN, THAT'S MESSED UP.
I CAN'T STOP.
MAN...
[CAR ALARM BEEPING] I GOT TO GO.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HA HA HA!
>> THAT'S A TRICKY BOOKCASE, ISN'T IT?
>> STOP YOUR STOP TALK.
I'M TRYING TO-- >> I KNOW.
YOU'RE READING, BUT YOU'RE NOT READING.
YOU'RE NOT READING.
YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING HERE BUT NOT DOING.
>> HARDLY.
>> WHAT'S-- UH, WHAT'S BACK THERE?
WHAT'S BEHIND THE CASE?
OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO TELL ME?
>> MAKE ME.
>> OH, MAN, WHERE'S THE, UH-- WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS MY-- [BEEP BEEP]
WOW, WHAT IS ALL THIS?
WHAT IS-- THIS IS MY OFFICE...
OR IS IT?
NECKTIE.
WOW, THIS IS A GREAT NECKTIE.
THANKS.
>> YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT.
>> I REALLY LIKE IT.
>> YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT NOW.
>> I'LL PUT IT ON IN THE MORNING.
>> THE MORNING WAS TOO LATE.
PUT IT ON NOW.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU HAVE TO PUT IT ON NOW.
>> OK. HERE. HOW'S THIS?
IS THAT GOOD?
>> TIE IT AROUND YOUR NECK.
IT HAS TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOUR FLESH.
>> IT'S LATE.
I'LL TIE IT TOMORROW.
>> TOMORROW IS TOO LATE.
NOW IS TIME.
>> WHY? WHAT'S THAT?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BABY.
>> IT'S OUR BABY.
>> WE DON'T HAVE A BABY.
>> WE HAD A BABY.
WHEN WE HAD HER, THE TIME IS COMING THAT--
TO HER-- US--
PUT ON THE TIE. MM.
[GUNSHOTS] [WHIRRING]
[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING] [WHIRRING]
[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING] >> FACADES OF THIS EXPENSE ARE
BECOMING UNPOPULAR WITH MY INVESTORS.
>> YOUR INVESTORS ARE ONE.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT THERE ARE MANY THAT
MAKE ONE.
>> ONE IS ENOUGH FOR TOO MUCH.
>> YOUR JEALOUSY OVERWHELMS YOUR REPUTATION.
>> MY REPUTATION IS BIG-TIME AND RECORDED.
YOU ARE EYELESS AND SQUARED.
>> 60 OF WHAT YOU THINK IS A REPUTATION FOR ONE IS YOUR
DOWNFALL.
>> WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT IN DUE TIME, WON'T WE?
>> TIME IS DUE, INDEED.
>> [SCREECH] >> AND YOU--
YOU NEED A WHIFF OF MY FRIEND.
>> [SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH] >> WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PARTY,
MAN?
THIS BLOWS.
>> MAN, THIS PARTY IS STRAIGHT JACK.
IT'S COMPLETELY WACK.
I COULD'VE GOT WITH MONIQUE TONIGHT.
>> WILL YOU SHUT UP?
OH, DAMN, BOY, YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A HUMAN P.A., AND WHERE'S
THAT BAKED COP AT?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS PARTY?
WHO INVITED YOU?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.
YOU KNOW I KNOW.
YOU'RE WEIRD-LOOKING.
I'M NOT WEIRD-LOOKING, BUT YOU'RE WEIRD-LOOKING.
>> HEY, ARE YOU ROOSTER?
>> SOMETIMES ALL IN CAPS, DEPENDING ON--
>> IF I'M YELLING AT YOU OR NOT, RIGHT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> DO YOU HAVE A SON, BY ANY CHANCE?
>> NO.
>> HE WENT TO CAMP.
YOU WENT TO CAMP.
>> HOW DID YOU-- >> THIS LETTER.
>> I'LL BE.
>> THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> JUST WHEN I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING, I'M IN THIS CLOUD.
I KNOW THAT WHEN A MAN HAS MEMORIES, IT'S JUST ELECTRICAL
IMPULSES THROUGH THE BRAIN THAT CREATE THE MEMORIES BECAUSE
THOSE IMPULSES TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
THEREFORE, THE BRAIN TIME-TRAVELS, AND THAT'S HOW HE
REMEMBERS...
BUT HOW DOES HE FEEL?
HOW DOES HE FEEL THOSE MEMORIES?
HOW DOES HE FEEL THOSE THOUGHTS?
WHAT...TIME IS IT?
[BABY CRYING] >> IN HERE.
>> IN WHERE?
>> SEE THIS?
>> YEAH. I SEE IT.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE?
>> YOUR LETTER.
>> MY LETTER DID THIS?
MAN, YOU GOT A BAR AROUND HERE?
BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL.
>> COME DOWN HERE TO THE BASEMENT.
>> WHAT'S A LIQUOR STORE DOING WITH A BASEMENT?
>> IT'S, UH-- IT'S FOR, UH, TORNADOS AND SOME
OTHER STUFF.
>> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?
>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>> FIRST OFF, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW, AND
I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
[CRASH] [CRASH]
[SLAM] [CLANG]
[CLOCK TICKING] [CLANG]
>> I DID IT.
I DID IT, AND I WON, AND I BEAT THEM ALL...
[SLURP] AND IT TASTES GOOD.
[DOOR SLAMS] >> HEY, KIDS.
NO ONE WINS UNTIL I WIN BECAUSE I WIN AT STUFF ALL THE TIME.
HA HA! YOU GOT THAT?
AAH! WHAT THE-- OH! WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE MAN?
HA HA! YOU GOT-- UH, YOU GOT SOME ARROWS STUCK
THROUGH YOU.
HA HA HA! ZINGER.
BOING. HA HA HA!
UP TOP. LET'S TOUR, RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?
>> WRONG, VERY, VERY WRONG.
>> COME ON, SHARK. WE'RE A TEAM.
IT'S ME AND YOU, AND WE GO TO THE ZOO, RIGHT?
HA HA HA! COME ON.
CHUG ALONG, BUDDY.
>> IT'S OVER.
>> CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA BAAH!
>> STOP IT.
>> I DO IT AT MY RESTAURANT EVERY NIGHT, BUT SOMETIMES I
FORGET, AND THEN THE BOSS MAN IS ALL, "DO YOUR SIDE WORK,"
AND I'M LIKE, "I'M MARRYING THESE KETCHUPS AS FAST AS I
CAN."
EEEH! HA HA HA!
I GOT THESE T-SHIRTS MADE.
>> LOOK. IT'S OVER.
>> SHARK, IT AIN'T OVER.
IT'S YOU AND ME AND YOU AND ME AND YOU AND ME AND YOU.
BAP! DAMN IT.
>> WHERE'S THE ZINGER?
WE ALL LOVE TO LAUGH.
>> HEY, LIQUOR, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
I NEED TO FIND MY TEACHER, TELL HER I NEED TO GET BACK IN THE
BOAT, AND I NEED TO GO HOME.
>> YEAH. IT'S A WEB. GET IT?
>> YEAH. I GET IT.
NOW CAN YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?
>> LET YOU OUT? NO.
>> WHY ME?
I MEAN, WHAT DID I DO?
>> YOU COME TOO CLOSE TO RESTARTING EVERYTHING.
I KNOW YOU.
YOU'LL SET THE ALARM.
[DOOR SLAMS] >> I'LL SET THE ALARM?
IS THERE A BEER DOWN THERE?
>> IS THIS FINALLY THE END?
>> IT'S NEVER THE END.
TAKE HIM OUT AND DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME, OK?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS.
>> [BEEPING] >> NO. YOU CAN'T GO WITH HIM
BECAUSE YOU'LL JUST [BEEP] IT UP BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED.
>> [BEEPING] >> I'M SO EXTREMELY BORED.
WHAT ELSE IS ON?
>> IT'S ONLY THIS DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY.
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
>> HMM, I KIND OF WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR, BUT I'M SCARED.
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