1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 12 OZ. MOUSE TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 >> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,000 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:29,000 >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:52,000 --www.ncicap.org--] [BEEPING] 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 >> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. HA HA! 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I'M A FIREMAN. 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 >> CAN I GET A LIFT? 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 >> UH, OK. 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 WHICH WAY AM I GOING AGAIN? 18 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 >> YOU'RE GOING TO DOWNTOWN. 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 >> IS THERE A FIRE THERE? 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 >> YOU WANT THERE TO BE? 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 THERE COULD BE. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 >> OH, THEN YOU BETTER GET IN-- HA HA HA!--BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 HOW TO WORK ANY OF THIS STUFF. 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:19,000 HA HA HA! LET'S GO. HA HA HA! 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 >> AND IF YOU DON'T STOP HIM, HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THIS WHOLE 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 TOWN. 27 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT. 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I AM THE BEST. 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 [DOOR OPENS] WE WERE ON THE SAME SCHOOL BUS, 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 REMEMBER? 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:40,000 [DRAGGING] >> URGH... 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:45,000 URGH... 33 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:51,000 URGH... 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:02:02,000 URGH... 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 >> MM, THIS IS SOME GOOD MEAT. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 HAVEN'T HAD MEAT LIKE THIS SINCE THE MEAT WARS--MEAT AGAINST 37 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 BONE. 38 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:19,000 [CLOCK TICKING] >> ONE MORE. 39 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 THERE WE GO. 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 >> WE WERE JUST WATCHING YOU SLITHER ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,000 THE BEGGING, BROKEN DOG YOU ARE, BITCH. 43 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 >> I DIDN'T ASK YOU, DID I? 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 >> NO. YOU DIDN'T, BUT I ANSWERED. 45 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 >> I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE CLOCK, SO IF YOU COULD SHH YOUR 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 WAY CLEAR TO SHUTTING UP... 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 >> I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SLIDE SHOW AND ABOUT HOW BORING 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 YOUR CAR IS AND ABOUT HOW DUMB YOU ARE. 49 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 IN FACT, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST ONE I KNOW. 50 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 >> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ALL THE CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET LIKE 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 AN IDIOT. 52 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 >> THAT IDEA WAS GENITOID. 53 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 EVEN YOUR MAMA LIKED IT. 54 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 >> YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT WITH YOU USED TO BE FUN. 55 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 WHAT HAPPENED TO US? 56 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 >> HEY, THERE HE GOES. 57 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING? 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 >> THIS ISN'T OVER. 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 I'M GONNA COME UP WITH SOMETHING, AND YOUR SQUARE ASS 60 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:32,000 IS GONNA WISH I DIDN'T. 61 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 >> WHY ARE WE STOPPING? 62 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:38,000 >> WATCH THIS. 63 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 THAT'S HOW I GET JOBS. HA HA! 64 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 BOOM! HA HA! 65 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 SOMEBODY BETTER CALL ME. 66 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 >> ARE YOU DRUNK? 67 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 >> YOU'RE NOT? HA HA HA! 68 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 >> MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE DRUNK. 69 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 HA HA! IT LOOKS TERRIFYING... 70 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 TO OTHERS. 71 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,000 >> NO WAY, MAN. I'M ON THIS. 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:08,000 [HUMMING] OH, MAN, I THINK WE HIT 73 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 SOMETHING. 74 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 >> [SCREECHES] >> ♪ SOMETHING CAME CRAWLING 75 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,000 IT CAME FROM BELOW... ♪ >> MY BABY! 76 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:25,000 >> MY BABY! 77 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 >> YOU TAKE THE WHEEL, AND I'M GONNA SING THE SONG. 78 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [HUMMING] >> OH! MY BABY! 79 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 OH, GOD! 80 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 OH, MY BABY. 81 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:53,000 [BURPS] >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND. 82 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:04,000 OW. RIGHT IN THE EYE. 83 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:10,000 OW. RIGHT IN THE EYE. 84 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:21,000 [FINGERSTEPS] >> THIS MAP JUST STOPS AT THE 85 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:36,000 [FINGERSTEPS] >> THIS MAP JUST STOPS AT THE 86 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,000 CITY BOUNDARIES, BUT WE SAW THAT OTHER CITY WHEN WE WERE UP IN 87 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 SPACE... 88 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 >> [SCREECHES] >> AND THIS HERE LOOKS LIKE A 89 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 DOOR TO SOME TUNNEL. 90 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 WONDER WHERE THAT GOES. 91 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:53,000 >> [SCREECHES] [SHELL CASINGS FALL] 92 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,000 >> WOW. JUMPY LITTLE WHORE. 93 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 >> HEY, I JUST CAME FROM HERE. 94 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 >> YOU DID? 95 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 WHAT, I DID? 96 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 >> YEAH. YOU DID. 97 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 >> OK. LOOK. 98 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO WASH DOWN THIS BEER WITH, MY ALCOHOL. 99 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 HA HA! 100 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 IF SOMETHING CATCHES FIRE, I'M GONNA BE IN HERE, SO DON'T CALL 101 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 ME. 102 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 HA HA! 103 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 OR DO. I DON'T-- WHO CARES? 104 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 105 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:33,000 HA HA! 106 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:40,000 HA HA! 107 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 YOU'RE MY LIQUOR GOD. 108 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 OW! OHH... 109 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 MHH! 110 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 THAT WAS AWESOME. 111 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,000 OW. 112 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 COULD I GET A COUPLE MORE OF THESE, PLEASE? 113 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 HA HA HA! 114 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I DON'T EVEN SEE YOU, MAN, BUT THANK YOU. 115 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,000 >> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND A 116 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 THING YOU'RE SAYING, MAN. 117 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE? 118 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." HA HA HA! 119 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE IN MY HEAD. 120 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:29,000 >> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> UH-OH. OW. 121 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:37,000 >> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> UH-OH. OW. 122 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:43,000 MHH... 123 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 AND STUPID RETARD. 124 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 >> MAN, ISN'T THIS COOL? 125 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 WHO ELSE YOU KNOW THAT HAS THESE JET PACKS? 126 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 NO ONE, MAN, NOBODY BUT YOUR OLD BUDDY ROOSTRE. 127 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 THERE IT IS, DOWN THERE. 128 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 ALL RIGHT, SPIDER. 129 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THESE PACKS DOWN HERE NOW, OK? 130 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 >> [CHATTERS] >> YEAH, MAN. I KNOW. I KNOW. 131 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,000 THEY'RE GREAT, MAN. 132 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 THEY'RE FUN AS HELL. 133 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 SPIDER, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO FLY AROUND LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW, 134 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS. 135 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 >> AND EVERYONE THOUGHT CORN-DROID WAS JUST A LEGEND. 136 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I KNEW IT WAS REAL. 137 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I'M NOT AS EASILY SUCKERED INTO THINGS AS YOU ARE WITH YOUR 138 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 SOFT, LITTLE MIND. 139 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 >> OF COURSE NOT. 140 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 THAT'S WHY YOU CHOSE THE SHARK. 141 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 >> I HAVE MY REASONS FOR THAT CHOICE, BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE 142 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 SQUARE. 143 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,000 >> THE SQUARE HAS 4 POINTS, 4 RICH AND INTERESTING POINTS FULL 144 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 OF WEALTH AND AMBITION. 145 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:46,000 YOU ARE MERELY ROUNDISH AND SOFT-FLESHED. 146 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 >> I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS WITH YOU AGAIN, AND THE ANIMAL 147 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 CHAIN IS MISSING. 148 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,000 >> WELL, WAY TO HIDE IT IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE. 149 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 NICE WORK. 150 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. 151 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:06,000 >> THERE GOES THAT HAND. GREAT. 152 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 >> THIS MUST BE IT. 153 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:20,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEP] 154 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:26,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEP] 155 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WITH A HOOK MIGHT HAVE FILED ALL THESE 156 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 SERIAL NUMBERS OFF. 157 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 THAT'S A MYSTERY. 158 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 THAT'S A HOOK AND MYSTERY. 159 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:44,000 [DING] >> HI. 160 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:57,000 [DING] >> HI. 161 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 >> MY SKIN IS BULLETPROOF. 162 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 >> NO WAY. 163 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 >> YES WAY. LOOK. 164 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 HAVE YOU SEEN ROOSTRE? 165 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 >> I'VE SEEN HIM, BUT NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM. 166 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 >> I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. 167 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 HEY, THOSE ARE YOUR CLOTHES, AREN'T THEY? 168 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 >> YES. THEY ARE. 169 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 THEY SURE ARE ALL OF MY CLOTHES. 170 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 >> LOOK. ROOSTRE HAS GOT THIS OTHER THING, BUT HE NEEDS THE 171 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 HAND TO MAKE IT WORK. 172 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 THEN WE CAN BLOW THIS TOWN APART. 173 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 >> WHY DOES HE NEED THAT HAND? 174 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 >> BECAUSE, DUH, IT'S HIS HAND. 175 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 >> I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ALL THESE WEAPONS. 176 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 >> DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS? 177 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 >> DAGNABBIT. 178 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I KNOW I PUT A SWITCH DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE. 179 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT? 180 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 OH, THERE IT IS, YEAH, RIGHT WHERE I PUT IT. 181 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 ALL RIGHT, BOY. CHECK THIS OUT. 182 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:47,000 [BEEP] THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME, 183 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:58,000 [BEEP] THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME, 184 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 ISN'T IT? 185 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 BUT HERE'S THE BITCH OF IT. 186 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 WRONG HAND. 187 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:12,000 >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 188 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:18,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 189 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 190 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ 191 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 >> DING DING DING. HA HA HA! 192 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]