12 OZ. MOUSE TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL
FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING
I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
>> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG
CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG
CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--] [BEEPING]
>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. HA HA!
I'M A FIREMAN.
>> CAN I GET A LIFT?
>> UH, OK.
WHICH WAY AM I GOING AGAIN?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO DOWNTOWN.
>> IS THERE A FIRE THERE?
>> YOU WANT THERE TO BE?
THERE COULD BE.
>> OH, THEN YOU BETTER GET IN-- HA HA HA!--BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO WORK ANY OF THIS STUFF.
HA HA HA! LET'S GO. HA HA HA!
>> AND IF YOU DON'T STOP HIM, HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THIS WHOLE
TOWN.
I SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT.
I AM THE BEST.
[DOOR OPENS] WE WERE ON THE SAME SCHOOL BUS,
REMEMBER?
[DRAGGING] >> URGH...
URGH...
>> MM, THIS IS SOME GOOD MEAT.
HAVEN'T HAD MEAT LIKE THIS SINCE THE MEAT WARS--MEAT AGAINST
BONE.
[CLOCK TICKING] >> ONE MORE.
THERE WE GO.
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WE WERE JUST WATCHING YOU SLITHER ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE
THE BEGGING, BROKEN DOG YOU ARE, BITCH.
>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU, DID I?
>> NO. YOU DIDN'T, BUT I ANSWERED.
>> I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE CLOCK, SO IF YOU COULD SHH YOUR
WAY CLEAR TO SHUTTING UP...
>> I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SLIDE SHOW AND ABOUT HOW BORING
YOUR CAR IS AND ABOUT HOW DUMB YOU ARE.
IN FACT, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST ONE I KNOW.
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ALL THE CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET LIKE
AN IDIOT.
>> THAT IDEA WAS GENITOID.
EVEN YOUR MAMA LIKED IT.
>> YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT WITH YOU USED TO BE FUN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
>> HEY, THERE HE GOES.
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING?
>> THIS ISN'T OVER.
I'M GONNA COME UP WITH SOMETHING, AND YOUR SQUARE ASS
IS GONNA WISH I DIDN'T.
>> WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
>> WATCH THIS.
THAT'S HOW I GET JOBS. HA HA!
BOOM! HA HA!
SOMEBODY BETTER CALL ME.
>> ARE YOU DRUNK?
>> YOU'RE NOT? HA HA HA!
>> MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE DRUNK.
HA HA! IT LOOKS TERRIFYING...
TO OTHERS.
>> NO WAY, MAN. I'M ON THIS.
[HUMMING] OH, MAN, I THINK WE HIT
SOMETHING.
>> [SCREECHES] >> ♪ SOMETHING CAME CRAWLING
IT CAME FROM BELOW... ♪ >> MY BABY!
>> MY BABY!
>> YOU TAKE THE WHEEL, AND I'M GONNA SING THE SONG.
[HUMMING] >> OH! MY BABY!
OH, GOD!
OH, MY BABY.
[BURPS] >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
OW. RIGHT IN THE EYE.
[FINGERSTEPS] >> THIS MAP JUST STOPS AT THE
CITY BOUNDARIES, BUT WE SAW THAT OTHER CITY WHEN WE WERE UP IN
SPACE...
>> [SCREECHES] >> AND THIS HERE LOOKS LIKE A
DOOR TO SOME TUNNEL.
WONDER WHERE THAT GOES.
>> [SCREECHES] [SHELL CASINGS FALL]
>> WOW. JUMPY LITTLE WHORE.
>> HEY, I JUST CAME FROM HERE.
>> YOU DID?
WHAT, I DID?
>> YEAH. YOU DID.
>> OK. LOOK.
I GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO WASH DOWN THIS BEER WITH, MY ALCOHOL.
HA HA!
IF SOMETHING CATCHES FIRE, I'M GONNA BE IN HERE, SO DON'T CALL
ME.
HA HA!
OR DO. I DON'T-- WHO CARES?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
HA HA!
YOU'RE MY LIQUOR GOD.
OW! OHH...
MHH!
THAT WAS AWESOME.
OW.
COULD I GET A COUPLE MORE OF THESE, PLEASE?
HA HA HA!
I DON'T EVEN SEE YOU, MAN, BUT THANK YOU.
>> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND A
THING YOU'RE SAYING, MAN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE?
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." HA HA HA!
THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE IN MY HEAD.
>> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> UH-OH. OW.
MHH...
AND STUPID RETARD.
>> MAN, ISN'T THIS COOL?
WHO ELSE YOU KNOW THAT HAS THESE JET PACKS?
NO ONE, MAN, NOBODY BUT YOUR OLD BUDDY ROOSTRE.
THERE IT IS, DOWN THERE.
ALL RIGHT, SPIDER.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THESE PACKS DOWN HERE NOW, OK?
>> [CHATTERS] >> YEAH, MAN. I KNOW. I KNOW.
THEY'RE GREAT, MAN.
THEY'RE FUN AS HELL.
SPIDER, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO FLY AROUND LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW,
I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS.
>> AND EVERYONE THOUGHT CORN-DROID WAS JUST A LEGEND.
I KNEW IT WAS REAL.
I'M NOT AS EASILY SUCKERED INTO THINGS AS YOU ARE WITH YOUR
SOFT, LITTLE MIND.
>> OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S WHY YOU CHOSE THE SHARK.
>> I HAVE MY REASONS FOR THAT CHOICE, BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE
SQUARE.
>> THE SQUARE HAS 4 POINTS, 4 RICH AND INTERESTING POINTS FULL
OF WEALTH AND AMBITION.
YOU ARE MERELY ROUNDISH AND SOFT-FLESHED.
>> I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS WITH YOU AGAIN, AND THE ANIMAL
CHAIN IS MISSING.
>> WELL, WAY TO HIDE IT IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE.
NICE WORK.
DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.
>> THERE GOES THAT HAND. GREAT.
>> THIS MUST BE IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEP]
>> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WITH A HOOK MIGHT HAVE FILED ALL THESE
SERIAL NUMBERS OFF.
THAT'S A MYSTERY.
THAT'S A HOOK AND MYSTERY.
[DING] >> HI.
>> MY SKIN IS BULLETPROOF.
>> NO WAY.
>> YES WAY. LOOK.
HAVE YOU SEEN ROOSTRE?
>> I'VE SEEN HIM, BUT NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM.
>> I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
HEY, THOSE ARE YOUR CLOTHES, AREN'T THEY?
>> YES. THEY ARE.
THEY SURE ARE ALL OF MY CLOTHES.
>> LOOK. ROOSTRE HAS GOT THIS OTHER THING, BUT HE NEEDS THE
HAND TO MAKE IT WORK.
THEN WE CAN BLOW THIS TOWN APART.
>> WHY DOES HE NEED THAT HAND?
>> BECAUSE, DUH, IT'S HIS HAND.
>> I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ALL THESE WEAPONS.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?
>> DAGNABBIT.
I KNOW I PUT A SWITCH DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.
WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT?
OH, THERE IT IS, YEAH, RIGHT WHERE I PUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, BOY. CHECK THIS OUT.
[BEEP] THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME,
ISN'T IT?
BUT HERE'S THE BITCH OF IT.
WRONG HAND.
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
>> DING DING DING. HA HA HA!
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