1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:46,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [GUNFIRE] 2 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 >> WHOA! HEY THERE! 3 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 WHY, THAT IS A MEAN-LOOKING PAIR OF PANTS IF I'VE EVER SEEN 4 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 SUCH A THING. 5 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 HELL, YEAH! 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I'M ON FIRE, SIRE! 7 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:12,000 [GURGLING] HELL, YEAH! 8 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,000 >> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY, I'M DRUNK AS HELL! 9 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A-RINGIN' A BELL 10 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 MY FOOT IS TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING 11 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOIN' 12 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN 13 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:37,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 14 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 >> JET CARS ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG, CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND 15 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND- 16 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 NEW PHONE ♪ >> WELL, THAT'S NICE. 17 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 WHAT IS IT? 18 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 FAKE? 19 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 >> IT'S A ONE-GAUGE. 20 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 >> WHAT THE DAMAGE ON THAT? 21 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 >> IT'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD INTO VAPOR WHILE IT DE-MOLECULIZES 22 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 YOUR BONES. 23 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 THAT'S HOW FAKE IT IS. 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 >> YEAH, UH, GREAT. 25 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:15,000 THAT'S--WHAT'S THAT, LIKE AN INDIAN BURN KIND OF THING? 26 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,000 >> MY GRANDFATHER GAVE IT TO ME AFTER THE MEAT WARS. 27 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 HE WAS IN THEM. 28 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:25,000 >> WELL, THEN, YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A GRUNT AND PROBABLY MADE 29 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 ZILCH. 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I PITY HIS FAMILY. 31 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I'VE CEASED TO CARE. 32 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 >> HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO. 33 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT. 34 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 >> I MOVED SOUTH. 35 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 MOMMY TOLD THEM I HAD CLUB FOOT. 36 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 >> YEAH. 37 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,000 PUSSES SAY WHAT PUSSES SAY FOR PUSSES' SAKE. 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 >> SAY WHAT YOU WILL, MONEY GETS YOU EVERYTHING, INCLUDING 39 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,000 HAPPINESS, BUT ESPECIALLY FRIENDS. 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,000 >> THE ONE WHO TALKS THE MOST SAYS THE LEAST, ESPECIALLY THE 41 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 ONE NEXT TO ME. 42 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 >> WHERE ARE WE NOW? 43 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING? 44 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 THE BIBLE NEVER MADE MONEY. 45 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 IT'S POOR. 46 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 IT'S FULL OF POOR PEOPLE. 47 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 >> LOAD ME. 48 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 >> DO YOU SHOOT YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT GUN? 49 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,000 >> KA-KOW. 50 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 >> YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD QUIT. 51 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 >> I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T QUIT. 52 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 >> WHY NOT? 53 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 >> JUST BECAUSE IF I QUIT, THEY'LL KILL ME, AND THEN 54 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 THEY'LL COME AND KILL YOU. 55 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 >> LOOK, THE CAR IS PACKED. 56 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 LET'S LEAVE HERE TONIGHT. 57 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 LET'S LEAVE BEFORE THEY COME BACK. 58 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 >> BUT THEY'VE ALREADY SENT THE TIE, AND I'VE PUT IT TO MY 59 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 FLESH. 60 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 >> WE CAN BE MILES FROM HERE WITHIN THE HOUR. 61 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 >> OK, YOU'RE RIGHT. 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:02,000 LET ME GO GET MY SKATES. 63 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 >> I TOLD YOU I SMELLED FUEL. 64 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I'M BIG INTO OIL. 65 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I OWN LOTS OF IT, AND I KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE. 66 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 IT'S RICH-SMELLING. 67 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,000 THE SMELL ITSELF SPAWNS PROPERTY AND MANSIONS. 68 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:24,000 >> I'M GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY, ALL THE WAY AWAY. 69 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 >> IF YOU CAN FIND HIM. 70 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,000 BARELY FIND YOUR ASS TO CLEAN IT. 71 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 DO IT. 72 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 BE SOMEBODY. 73 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:42,000 BE SOMEBODY FOR THE GREAT RED ONE. 74 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 >> A, B, C, D, E. 75 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 >> WHAT THE GA? 76 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 >> I THINK THEY'VE LOST IT-- THEIR PROGRAM, THAT IS. 77 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 THEY'RE ALL GOING OUT OF THEIR MINDS. 78 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:59,000 >> MAKE THAT NOT HAPPEN. 79 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 >> I'M TIRED OF DOING STUFF FOR YOU. 80 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 AM I GETTING PAID? 81 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:13,000 [GUNSHOT] IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS 82 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 WAY. 83 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 >> THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND-- "HAND" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD 84 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 HERE. 85 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,000 >> FINGER DO, FINGER WON'T, FINGER WILL, FINGER DON'T. 86 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:33,000 >> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THAT BACKWARD SLOW TALK? 87 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,000 >> IT MEANS YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM. 88 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:45,000 >> WELL, I GOT THE BUG ON IT, SO SHUT UP AND RELOAD ME. 89 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:57,000 >> [BEEPING] >> [SCREECHING] 90 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 >> OH, IT'S JUST A BUG. 91 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 EVERYBODY GO BACK TO SLEEP. 92 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 WE NEED TO REST FOR ONE MORE DAY. 93 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 >> WE'LL NEED MORE MEAT TO SLEEP. 94 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 >> THAT'S WHY I MADE THESE. 95 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 >> AH, WE KNEW YOU WERE SMART. 96 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:20,000 >> DO WEIRD DREAMS FROM THE MEAT--IS THAT HAPPENING TO YOU 97 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 GUYS? 98 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 >> DREAMS? 99 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 SHUT THEM OUT. 100 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 >> THAT'S WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT THEM. 101 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I CAN'T. 102 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I CAN'T. 103 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 YOU TRY, LITTLE GUY. 104 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 YOU TRY THE HARDEST. 105 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 >> ♪ WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO? 106 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 >> GO? GO? 107 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 >> WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO? 108 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 GO? GO? 109 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW? 110 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 KNOW, KNOW? 111 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW? 112 00:06:50,000 --> 00:07:01,000 KNOW, KNOW? ♪ >> THIS IS THE BEST-SMELLING 113 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER SMELLED. 114 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:12,000 THIS IS ALSO THE BEST-SMELLING FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER PICKED. 115 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 >> EAT THE FLOWER. 116 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 >> WOMEN DON'T EAT FLOWERS. 117 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 >> EAT IT FOR HIM. 118 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 >> THERE IS NO HIM. 119 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 >> THERE'S ABOUT TO BE. 120 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:29,000 >> EAT IT. 121 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 STRAIGHT As ON THIS ONE. 122 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 HMM. TOO LATE FOR YOU. 123 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I'VE GOT THIS ONE. 124 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 WHAT IS IT, FIRE? 125 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FIRE. 126 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 WOW. 127 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 DON'T DO FIRE. 128 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 >> WELL, NOW, ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS WAIT, BOY. 129 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 HAND'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 130 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 HE'S MY HOMING HAND. 131 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:08,000 >> [MAKING BEEPING NOISES] [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING] 132 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 I'M INSIDE AN ELEVATOR. 133 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 HA HA HA! 134 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 BUTTONS! 135 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 HA HA HA! 136 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:20,000 BUTTONS! 137 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 AAH! 138 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 OH, WHAT A SUCK SONG. 139 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 140 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:33,000 SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 141 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 EXCELLENT! 142 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 [GLASS BREAKS] >> WHAT KIND--HA! 143 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 WHO DRANK ALL THIS LIQUOR? 144 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 ME. 145 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 HA HA HA! 146 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,000 STUPID QUESTION. ME. 147 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 SORRY, BRO. 148 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 >> DAMN, CUZ! 149 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 IS THAT YOUR JIBBLIN' OF A HELLO? 150 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'T NEED THAT, MAN. 151 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALIEN. 152 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 >> DAMN, MUG. 153 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 COOL THAT SMOKE WAGON BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR, 154 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 YOU'LL BE KISSING THAT BELL TILL CHRISTMAS! 155 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 >> CHRISTMAS! 156 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 OH, MAN, CHRISTMAS IS COOL. 157 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:21,000 >> WELL, GET A TINSEL OF THIS, MAN. 158 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I SHOT THIS ON THE STREET 10 MINUTES AGO WITH MY NEW CAMERA, 159 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 MAN. 160 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 CHECK IT OUT. 161 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 IT'S GOT ZOOM, UN-ZOOM, DE-ZOOM, YOUR MAMA ZOOM, ZOOM 162 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 ZOOM IN THE BOOM-BOOM, GRANDMA MA ZOOM. 163 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 WE GOT IT ALL, MAN. 164 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 165 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 >> IT MEANS MY ALBUM DONE COME OUT, AND I NEED TO GO RECORD 166 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 FOR IT. 167 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 >> IT MEANS THAT THE CODE IS UNSTABLE, AND IT'S CLONING 168 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 ITSELF IN A BAD WAY. 169 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 THAT'S NEVER GOOD. 170 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 >> WHAT'S THAT JIMBO-KANIMBO MEAN, MAN? 171 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 >> WHAT'S THE JIMBO-KANIMBO? 172 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 GOLDEN JOE. 173 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 HA HA HA! 174 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:06,000 NEVER...STOP...DRINKING. 175 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000 AH! 176 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:16,000 IT'S ALMOST OVER. 177 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 >> LIQUOR. 178 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 HEY, GET UP. 179 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 HEY, GET UP. 180 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,000 LISTEN, SOMEONE'S HERE. 181 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 >> I HEAR IT. 182 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 MY EARS TOLD ME. 183 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 MY BRAIN LISTENS TO MY EARS. 184 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 >> SHH! LISTEN. 185 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 >> [SCREECH] >> OH! OH! 186 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAN. 187 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 HOW AM I GONNA MAKE THE RECORDS? 188 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 HOW AM I GONNA MAKE THE RECORDS? 189 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:55,000 OH, NO! 190 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 >> IT'S GETTING CLOSER. 191 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:03,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> ALL WEAPONS COCK! 192 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:12,000 >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 193 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 194 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 195 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 196 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 197 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.