>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL
FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING
I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
>> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG
CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG
CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪
[EXPLOSIONS] >> BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
>> THERE HE GOES.
>> THERE WHO GOES?
>> HE. SHARK.
HE WAS BLOWING EVERYTHING UP.
>> WHY WOULD HE-- BLOW EVERYTHING UP?
>> THIRD LONDON FIRE.
FLAMES, HOT HEATY HOT.
YOU KNOW.
FIRE.
>> WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS?
THEY'RE OUT THERE.
>> OH, THOSE GUYS?
HE'S PROBABLY EATEN THEM ALL BY NOW.
IT READS "AND THE SHARK SHALL EAT EVERY CREATURE THAT IS
FRIENDS OF THE GREEN ONE."
BUT THERE'S EMLACH.
HE'S A MEAN BITCH.
>> HEY!
WHO'S UP THERE?
>> WHAT ELSE DOES IT READ?
>> I'LL TELL YOU, BUT WE HAVE TO GET HAND BRAIN TO ROOSTER,
OR WE MAY NEVER HAVE A CHANCE.
[CLANG CLANG] >> BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
>> WELL, IF IT AIN'T THE MOTLEY MOTS.
>> WHAT'S UP, ROOSTER?
>> I REMEMBER YOU.
YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, I HAD A REASON.
>> UH, WHICH ONE?
>> THIS HERE.
THIS HERE ONE.
>> BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIBULLET?
>> HMM, LOSE SOMETHING?
>> HEY, MAN, THOSE ARE MY X-RAYS.
>> NO, NOT YOUR X-RAYS.
LOOK.
>> BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
BEEP.
BEEP BOP.
>> THOSE ARE MY X-RAYS.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
>> IT'S THE LANGUAGE.
IT'S GIVING OUT, AND FOR REASONS SOONER ON HIM FOR TODAY.
>> LINGUIST AND I WILL HOLD THE OTHER.
>> OGLE UB RENUG DAGING?
>> NIT EUROPICT.
>> ROAD UP MEES ARTOLA.
>> NUD MAJSTAM.
NUD MAJSTAM!
[TIRES SCREECH] >> OW. DUDE.
[CHUCKLING] YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE A TOTALLY
COOL CAR.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A STEREO.
YOU KNOW, WHEN THAT "BUMP" THUMPS.
>> [GARBLED SPEECH] [TIRES SCREECH]
>> WHAT AM I FOR HERE NOW?
WHAT DID I TALK?
WHAT HERE F--FOR NOW AM I?
WHAT--HA HA!
WHAT HERE--HERE FOR NOW FOR WHAT TO?
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] UNCOOL.
NO ONE.
UNCOOL.
NO ONE.
NOBODY.
UNCOOL.
NOBODY CONTROLS ME.
YEAH.
>> ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY EVER HAPPEN TO
SOMEONE IS THE INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE.
>> [MUFFLED SCREAMING] I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
I DON'T WANT TO DIE, MAN!
OH!
OH, HELP ME.
HELP ME DIE.
HELP ME.
>> I THINK THAT'S MEAN.
>> WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY.
SEE THAT GUY?
HE'S A TEDDY BEAR, BUT THEY WON'T EVER KNOW IT.
WE HAVE THE TIME UNDER CONTROL, DON'T WE?
[CLOCK TICKING] >> HE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME TIME.
>> WHEN IT STANDS THAT STILL, THEN YES, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
>> WHAT IF IT WERE TO MOVE?
>> WHAT IF WHAT MOVES, YOU SACK?
>> WHAT IF IT BECOMES 2:23?
WHAT IF THE TIME CHANGES?
>> HOW MUCH WOULD YOU GIVE TO CONTROL A LIFETIME OF TIME IN
A FROZEN SEGMENT OF TIMELESSNESS?
TRILLIONS OF MOLECULES MAKING UP LIFE FORMS IN SPACE.
>> I MISS MY DAD.
HE WAS COMING TO PICK ME UP AT SCHOOL.
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
YOUR DAD IS LONG GONE BY NOW.
>> NOT IF TIME STANDS STILL.
IF TIME STANDS STILL, THEN I AM STILL IN LINE WAITING FOR HIM
TO PICK ME UP.
I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK DUE THE NEXT DAY.
>> NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAS?
WELL, I HAVE ARMIES COMING, SO THIS IS UNCOOL.
LET'S FIGURE IT OUT.
>> CLOCK SHOP.
[CHUCKLES] [GUNSHOT]
THAT WAS EASY.
[CHUCKLES] WHOA.
I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS.
I THINK IT'S BEER TIME.
THAT'S THE ONE, METHINKS.
>> WILL YOU...
TAKE CARE...
OF MOUSE?
>> WHERE...ARE YOU...GOING?
>> TO SAVE...MY BIRTH.
>> THEY'RE PROBABLY...DEAD...BY NOW.
>> IF THAT FLOWER REACHES THE RIGHT PERSON, WE'RE ALL DEAD,
AND THAT'LL BE A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME AND ALL
THAT ME HAS BECOME.
US.
I KNOW IT'S US, AND THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
YOU KNOW I MEANT TO SAY THAT.
YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN TO SAY.
YOU SAY IT.
>> NERG OPTIM ZOPT REM.
[COCKS GUN] DOGE BE OCHE.
NOME INYAY.
[MACHINE-GUN FIRE] >> [MUFFLED SPEECH]
[GUNFIRE STOPS] >> CODO METZING.
>> WHOA, BRO.
PUT THESE ON.
HA HA HA!
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> IT'S ANTI-ANTI-LANGUAGE GAS.
I MADE IT FROM...
[INHALING AND CHUCKLING] PROPANE.
>> WELL, WE NEED TO KILL THAT SHARK.
>> RIGHT NOW, BRO?
[CHUCKLING] IT'S PRETTY GOOD GAS!
>> THEY'RE GONNA FIND A WAY IN.
>> WE'RE SAFE IN HERE.
TOTALLY SAFE.
>> NOT WITH THOSE THINGS OUTSIDE.
AIR VENT.
>> WAIT.
THIS WILL HELP.
>> THEY HATE THAT.
[CHUCKLING] BUT I LOVE IT.
[DRIPPING] >> OH, GO ON.
YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD MEAL IN WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.
NOW, THOSE ARE SOME GOOD JUICES, AREN'T THEY?
>> HOW COME WE CAN TALK RIGHT SUDDENLY?
>> THEY MUST BE OUT OF GAS.
LET ME SEE THAT HOOK.
>> MAN, I SURE HAVE MISSED THAT HAND.
>> YOU GOT A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING?
A BIV KNIFE?
>> SOME BITCH TOOK IT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, RIGHT
AFTER I BUILT THIS SUCKER.
>> I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE DRUNKEN KARATE.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
>> WHAT?
>> WHO YAH!
>> HOLY CRAP!
>> ALL DONE.
[SPLAT] LOOK AT THAT.
IT WORKS.
>> OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW, BOY.
>> NOW GET HER GOING.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF NO TIME.
>> WAKE UP NOW, BOY.
IT BE A-KILLIN' TIME.
[BEEP] >> WAIT.
>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪
>> WHAT?
>> OOH. NEVER MIND.
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--]