I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR...AWAY
LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR
AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT
I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING
ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS
AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF...
AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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[DRONING] [DOOR OPENS]
[HEARTBEAT] [DRONING]
[RATTLING] [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]
[RAPID BEEPING] [LOW DRONING]
[PIANO PLAYING] >> PLAYIN' PINBALL.
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
THEN WHO ARE YOU?
WELL. ARCH-AYUS.
ARKAY-US.
AR-CHEE-US.
WHATEVER.
I GUESS IT'S SUPER NICE TO MEET YOU--
[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING] YOU EVER SEEN THIS MACHINE?
WELL, I HAVEN'T.
CAN'T READ ANYTHING WRITTEN ON IT.
IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN WORDS.
IT'S LIKE IT'S UNWORDS.
GIVE WHAT UP?
THE FIGHT FOR...FOR WHAT?
WHICH ONE OF EVERYTHING?
ALL RIGHT, LOOK HERE, LADY.
I'M REALLY INTO THIS GAME A LOT AND I DON'T NEED YOU FLAPPING
OFF SAYING THINGS I DON'T COMPRENDE.
YOU THINK LOSING MY LIFE AND MY FAMILY IS FUNNY?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT'S SQUARE ABOUT HIM?
I'M ABOUT TO WIN A FREE BALL.
COME ON, JACK.
SCRAM, BROAD.
[BUBBLING] [BIRD CAWING]
[BEEPING] >> HE'S COMING TO.
SO, MAYBE WE COULD ADDRESS THAT.
>> UHH.
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
>> BUT IF IT DOES HAPPEN, WHAT'LL HAPPEN?
YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT?
>> YOU KNOW, HE ALREADY SHOT YOUR HEAD OFF.
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
>> BUT HE BLEW YOU UP IN YOUR SHIP.
SO, WHAT DO YOU CARE I CARE?
>> I CAN FIX ALL OF THIS, SINCE IT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
>> LET'S HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO.
>> YOU KNOW, MONEY TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING.
IT'S TAKEN CARE OF ME FOR QUITE A WHILE.
>> UM, THAT'S GREAT, BUT THE RODENT IS STILL ALIVE.
>> I'M TIRED OF THIS.
CAN I LEAVE NOW?
>> I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
NURSE, GIVE THE MOUSE 1,200 CCs OF STERIBOLIUM.
>> SIR, THAT WILL KILL HIM.
>> IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION, I'D ASK YOUR BOSS.
>> SIR?
>> AND THAT'S ME.
>> SIR, THAT WILL KILL HIM.
>> SO, BUST A MOVE, NURSE.
TODAY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> SHE'S THERE.
>> ARCHEUS.
NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WE BLEW UP THE WHOLE SHIP WITH MY COOL BOMBS.
[TCH] [BLOWS] REMEMBER?
>> YOU CAN DESTROY THE FLESH BUT YOU CANNOT
DESTROY THE FAITH.
[BUBBLING] >> YEAH, FOTHERMUCKIN' RELIGION
ISN'T GONNA TAKE ME DOWN.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TURN TO?
>> DON'T...ASK ME THAT, EVER.
>> MY GOD IS MY MONEY.
>> WELL, THEN, TELL YOUR MONEY TO FIX THIS.
IT'S BECOMING EXTREMELY UNSTABLE.
>> WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE?
>> I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR AN ENTIRE NATION.
I CAN'T...LEGALLY.
>> [SIGHS] WHERE'S THAT NURSE?
[COCKS GUN] >> WHOA. STOP.
[CHUCKLES] IS THAT A SURGICAL THING GOING?
ON?
[CHUCKLES] [COCKS GUN]
>> ARCHEUS LIVES IN THE STREAM.
[COCKS GUN] >> UHH. HOLD ON.
LET ME GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.
[COCKING GUN] UM...
[INHALES] [COUGHING]
LET'S DO IT TO IT.
[CHUCKLES] >> THE POWER OF ARCHEUS
IS DRAWING HIM OUT.
>> MMM.
WHERE--WHERE'S YOUR DEAD NURSE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
>> NURSE?
[EXPLOSION] >> [GIGGLING]
>> MMM.
>> [GIGGLING] >> GREAT.
>> [GIGGLING] >> WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
>> HERE'S YOUR 1,200 CCs.
>> I SURE HOPE THOSE ARE STERILE.
[GUNSHOTS] [COCKS GUN]
[GUNSHOT] [BEEP]
>> BEEP. WHAT?
[CHUCKLES] [BEEP]
>> IS HE STILL ALIVE?
[BEEPING] >> I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
[CHUCKLES] >> IS HE STILL ALIVE?
>> OHH.
I CAN'T TELL.
[CHUCKLES] ALL THIS BEEPING AND BLIPPING.
[BEEP] UHH.
>> LET'S HOPE HE IS.
CONTACT THE NEW ANGEL.
TELL HER TO COME FOR US.
>> AH, THIS BEEPING AND BLIPPING IS GOING TO BE...OHH.
NUTS.
[CHUCKLES] >> TELL HER IT'S TIME.
[THUMP] >> DUDE.
[BEEP] WHAT?
DUDE.
>> SHAMUNGIS BROHOW?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU ORDER A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING?
[CHUCKLES] >> YEAH, MAN, I WANT A SAMMICH.
BOLOGNA, HAM, PASTRAMI.
SALAMI.
>> OH, 'CAUSE I AM STARVING.
>> GET IT ON HERE, MAN.
>> OH, MAN.
WHERE, UH...
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> AH, LET'S SEE, UH...
OH.
AHH.
LET ME LOOK AT MY WATCH THAT I DON'T HAVE.
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
[LAUGHING] >> LOOK...
AT THAT.
IT'S 2:23.
>> 2:20-WHAT?
WELL, BEAT MY MEAT TO THE SONG STREET!
I GOTS TO GET MY...OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET SNOWED IN.
>> [SQUEALING] >> WHOA, BUDDY.
>> [SQUEALING] >> I THOUGHT--
I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- >> FORK IN US?
[LAUGHING] DUDE.
[GLASS BREAKING] [BIRDS CHIRPING]
[PIANO PLAYING] >> I WILL.
>> YOU WILL WHAT?
DAMN DIZZLE.
ONE SECOND IT'S TIGHT WRAP ON FIRE AND THE NEXT IT'S PUFFY
CITY.
WHAT GIVES?
>> [SLURPING] YEAH, DUDE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE WRAPPING THIS UP.
[LAUGHING] >> [SQUEALING]
>> YEAH, MAN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FINISHED, MAN.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS DONE.
>> YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO.
I GUESS WE'RE NOT.
SO...
>> LET'S GO FOR A WALK.
[LAUGHING] I'M SO SAD.
[LAUGHING] >> MAN, I'M TIRED OF THIS PLACE.
I'M DONE.
I DON'T CARE IF WE WRAPPED.
I'M WRAPPED.
>> [SQUEALING] >> I KNOW I AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME,
BUT I KNOW I GOTS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
>> OH, IF I COULD STOP LAUGHING, I'D CRY.
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