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才不咧，我不會娶妳的

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這樣的情況下，妳該怎樣做？

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天哪！天哪！天哪！

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JJ單身日記

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親愛的日記，我又做那個惡夢了

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體重177公斤，每天抽1142根煙
酗酒狀況－米酒當開水喝

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我怕永遠嫁不出去

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也許我注定要當可悲的老處女

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只有一群可笑的貓陪伴左右

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不，不可能的

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我相信真愛

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我的白馬王子就在某處

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我要找到他

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該死

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希臘小吃店

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爸爸好！

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聽著，茱莉亞

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妳何時要找個男人結婚成家？

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妳看起來又老又胖，全身鬆垮

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妳手臂上的痣還長毛

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噴點豆汁上去吧

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這能治百病

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女兒，妳得找個男人

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為了保護我們的希臘血統

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對，還有我的血統

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別忘了，妳也是半個印度人

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–妳媽說得對
–大姐，我們也是日本人

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也是猶太人

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你要我找希臘印度日本猶太人？

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女兒， 沒那麼難找，四處看看吧

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這種人到處都是

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尼克

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尼克！

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你是希臘人吧？

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對，也是印度日本和猶太人

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你要跟我女兒約會嗎？

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不，我不喜歡紅髮的，抱歉

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爸，我知道我不是美女
不過我還不打算定下來

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我尊敬我們的血統，不過我相信愛是盲目的

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我的真愛就在某處

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不對，回去工作

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咖啡？

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–還要咖啡嗎？
–太好了

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老天，我很喜歡

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多喝點咖啡

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上菜

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上菜！上菜！

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–好啦
–上菜！

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馬上來

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孤單嗎？

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禽聖幫你找對象

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禽聖–約會大師兼婦產科

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不會吧！

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你是禽聖？

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有問題嗎？

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求你…我好絕望

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就算我再厲害也幫不了妳

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唉，算了，進來吧

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謝謝你見我，聽說你是高手

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你說的很對，我是高手

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看看這些我搓合的情侶

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有布萊德和珍妮

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傑西卡和尼克

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小班和葛妮絲

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小班和俏臀珍

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小班和珍妮佛

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小班和麥特

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惠妮和巴比

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小飛俠和俠客

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愛倫和安

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沒錯，我同性案也接

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我上班的小吃店有個男生

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我們彼此有好感

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結果咧？

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我一轉身，他就不見了

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他可能看清楚你的長相就跑了

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我們放寬標準，黑人也納入考慮

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好

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十個男人中有八個相信初吻

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能透露兩人世界的一切訊息

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所以開始前，我先看看你的功夫

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臭死了，你的嘴跟恐龍一樣臭

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你嘴裡有東西

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一整支雞翅？

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還是喀啦脆雞？媽呀！

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真是的

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少碰我，你是餓死鬼啊？

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我無藥可救了

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我永遠見不到我的白馬王子了

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有了

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實境約會秀？

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上面說你能遇上你的夢中情人

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超級單身貴族激戰版

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上面也說要美女才行

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你有美女的…底子

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我參加那場秀的唯一方法

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就是你施魔法把我變成公主

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走吧！

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兄弟們！

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西城改裝工作室

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該幫她改造一下了

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靠

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香姬城美乃滋

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你已經改造成功了

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好了，你可以去了

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超級單身貴族激戰版

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各位女士，晚安

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歡迎參加超級單身貴族激戰版

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今晚節目結束時

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你們有位幸運兒將會被選中

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進行一場夢中約會

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來見見他吧

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他是一位尾椎超強的醫生

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小姐們，讓我來介紹今晚的單身漢

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–很高興認識你，我是葛蘭
–嗨

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哈囉，我是葛蘭

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–嗨
–嗨

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–我是葛蘭
–嗨，我叫葛蘭

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很高興認識妳

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我是茱莉亞

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幸會

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現在，葛蘭，淘汰賽開始

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直接轟掉你不想上的女人

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你要轟掉誰？

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槍法真準，好眼力

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茱莉亞，你願接受這朵玫瑰嗎？

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願意

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兩位，恭喜啊！

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你們贏得了兩人份的晚餐，就在那間餐廳

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那間餐廳

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謝了

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那間餐廳

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好耶，就是這樣

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天哪！

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好！

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好！

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對

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來吧！

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哦！

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哦！

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讚！

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噢，對！

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太讚了！

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好耶！

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好耶！

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好耶！

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好耶！

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好耶！

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來吧！

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老天！

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老天！

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天哪

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真棒

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所以，你要點豬排特餐？

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對

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我點跟他一樣的

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談談你自己吧

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我只是個女侍

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不過我想去學校學當糕餅師父

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我叫茱莉亞瓊斯

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哈佛糕餅學校錄影教學

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我打算讓你們哈佛人看看

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我為何想當個偉大的糕餅師父

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茱莉亞抓狂了

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真巧

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我超愛吃派

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我要帶你去市中心吃最棒的

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豆子派？

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你吃過了？

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那其實是我的食譜

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多談談你自己吧

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像是…你最喜歡的情歌是？

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那有點傷感

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說嘛

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哇，你是那個女侍

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你變了

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我經歷了某種蛻變階段

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我以前醜斃了

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我不記得你醜過

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不過我記得你

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我無法解釋，不過
當我與你同在，感覺好生氣蓬勃

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我也是

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我只想嘶吼大喊

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街頭格鬥？

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來吧

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好耶！

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讚！

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好啊！

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好耶

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那真是

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太讚了

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當然囉

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她是裝的，葛蘭

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不過我可沒有

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喵

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喵

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不、不…

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免警蚤

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括約肌洗劑

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老處女陰道沖洗劑

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不，不，不！

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不，不！

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不！不！

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陰囊後清潔劑
專攻使用頻繁區

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感覺刺刺的

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葛蘭，一起去見我父母吧？

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葛蘭

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–你讓人懷孕過嗎？
–媽

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我想抱孫子

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我怎麼知道他不是打空包彈？

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浴室就在走廊的盡頭

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維姬的骯髒祕密

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樣本放櫃台就好

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抱歉

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那是掃把星

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我教牠上廁所的

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茱莉亞提過你的姓，要怎麼唸啊？

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就照字面唸

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法–克–令–千–金

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法克令千金？

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–對貓過敏？
–不，我喜歡貓

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我在農村長大，還幫貓擠過奶

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我也有奶子

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你能幫我擠奶嗎？

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我得說，那花瓶真精緻

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我想是古董吧

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那其實裝了法蘭克的老母

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我想你老母會想慶祝

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茱莉亞終於申請了糕餅學校

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什麼？學校？

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你不希望我充實自己嗎？

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不！我要妳在小吃店做到死為止

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葛蘭開個玩笑罷了，對吧？

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不

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不，不，不！

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媽媽！

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媽媽！

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奶奶

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掃把星，不！

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奶奶，天哪

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不，掃把星，快停

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掃把星

245
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,237
掃把星，不

246
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,864
不要啊，掃把星

247
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,824
–掃把星
–噢，不

248
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,034
不！

249
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,660
–放了我媽媽
–壞貓！

250
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:55,745
別搞了！

251
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,747
–壞貓咪！
–拜託

252
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,707
掃把星，別這樣

253
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,375
我沒教牠玩那招

254
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,377
–掃把星！壞貓！
–天哪！

255
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,214
掃把星，不要！

256
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,342
媽媽！

257
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,761
那真是場災難

258
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,346
沒那麼糟啦

259
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,932
你褻瀆了我奶奶的遺體

260
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,725
而我老爸恨你

261
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,102
妳為何不說糕點學校的事？

262
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:24,607
我正在努力，我在等時機

263
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,525
茱莉亞，妳已經長大了

264
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:31,280
要是你沒注意，我家人很強勢

265
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,533
他們老愛干涉我的人生

266
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:38,955
更別說我們家，從未跟其它背景的人交往過

267
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,831
他讓我想起韋伯斯特

268
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:43,918
我看不出我們有什麼未來

269
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,254
聽著，妳的家人難纏

270
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:47,880
誰的不難纏？

271
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,175
在我遇見妳之前，我的人生很無聊

272
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,053
但妳不同，妳聰明

273
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,389
有趣

274
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,599
美麗

275
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,269
我只想跟你長相廝守

276
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,273
你剛剛說我很美麗？

277
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,275
跟我來

278
00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,695
那只是一點迷魂湯而已

279
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,532
你要帶我去哪？

280
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,741
等著看吧

281
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,506
我的老天

282
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:32,883
天哪

283
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,511
我的老天

284
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,099
我的老天

285
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:41,642
茱莉亞瓊斯

286
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,437
妳願意嫁給我嗎？

287
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:49,608
是的，葛蘭法克令千金
我願意嫁給你

288
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,080
這個你出價多少？

289
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,915
不，不！

290
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,301
–50塊
–媽啦，就這麼點？

291
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:21,265
可是它能摧毀一切的邪惡

292
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,392
滾開啦，臭巫師

293
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,520
走吧，我們去多喝幾杯氣泡酒

294
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,314
還要召妓

295
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:32,318
我的寶貝

296
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,118
在你決定好大喜之日前

297
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,537
我想見見你的父母

298
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:47,416
因為說真的，我還不太認識你

299
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,213
我明白…兄弟

300
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,638
我會盯著你的

301
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:04,016
要是你敢讓我女兒墮落

302
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,560
你就一腳把我踢到中國城？

303
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,020
中國城？

304
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,732
我會把你拖去愚人碼頭

305
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,318
用鋼管轟爛你的腦袋

306
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,032
嗨，小傑克

307
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:22,701
怎麼是妳照顧貝蒂的寶寶？

308
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,829
她這週末去參加性壇大會

309
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,997
我們就說可以幫她照顧小孩

310
00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,374
噢，真好

311
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:32,253
貝蒂真是個好媽媽，她還敎小傑克手語呢

312
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:36,215
我聽說了，真先進

313
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,220
旗下小姐賺錢不繳庫該怎樣？

314
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,763
旗下小姐賺錢不繳庫該怎樣？

315
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:47,685
沒錯，小傑克，千萬別手軟

316
00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:50,062
讓拳頭說話

317
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:52,982
賤人

318
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,109
他說的第一個字

319
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,654
–小傑克，你剛才說什麼？
–賤人

320
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,954
法克令千金島

321
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,375
那是你爸？

322
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,468
我就知道

323
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,945
葛蘭！

324
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,864
兒子

325
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,492
見到你真好

326
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:47,661
這是我未婚妻，茱莉亞
還有她父母，琳達和法蘭克

327
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:51,123
伯尼法克令千金，很高興見到你們

328
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,958
法蘭克，表現點熱情吧

329
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,793
來吧！

330
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,754
好了，好了

331
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,423
–這一定是你女兒了
–不，那是我老婆

332
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,675
老婆？這麼年輕美麗

333
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,680
妳一定是茱莉亞了，這美好的一刻啊

334
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,433
這麼美，好美

335
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,728
爸

336
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,938
爸

337
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:16,190
怎樣？我們是一家人了嘛

338
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,067
我去拿行李

339
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,860
你剛剛在後院幹嘛？

340
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:22,279
我只是練練卡布塔

341
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,531
卡什麼？

342
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:26,534
卡布塔，一種巴西的武術舞

343
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,536
–賤人
–我已經練了好幾個禮拜

344
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,664
那讓我保持平衡

345
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,794
來吧，來去見蘿絲

346
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:40,923
蘿絲

347
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,509
你們會愛死她的
各位，這位是蘿絲

348
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,802
秘教性愛白痴手冊

349
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:51,100
我一直想見這位非猶太裔的妞

350
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,395
想見這個瘋狂的非猶太教的妞

351
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,821
葛蘭說妳是醫生

352
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,614
我是性治療師

353
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,534
專治青少年陽痿

354
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,619
誰會口渴？

355
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:11,996
媽，不

356
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,622
小葛蘭只是不好意思

357
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:16,959
因為他的童貞獻給了管家

358
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,717
嗨，艾瓦多

359
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:29,555
嗨，葛蘭

360
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,952
謝了，艾瓦多

361
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,876
是長毛吧？

362
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,003
–什麼長毛？
–你的名字

363
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,714
–不，是伯尼
–真是的，不過他是毛多

364
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:04,798
妳在說什麼？

365
00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:06,842
想想這長了四磅重的毛髮

366
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,344
別說了

367
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,512
大喜之日是哪一天？

368
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,265
我們想訂婚期久一點

369
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,643
所以我們這個星期日結婚

370
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,936
不行，我可不買單辦婚禮

371
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,690
別抓狂了，我們會負責

372
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:22,900
當然

373
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,903
怎樣？我有個很棒的婚禮策劃師
你們明早去見她

374
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,279
來乾杯吧

375
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:31,200
敬偉大的猶太麵包！健康啦！

376
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,372
我太高興了

377
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:39,083
謝了，爸

378
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,335
因為尼克答應要娶妳了

379
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:53,889
尼克

380
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,808
是啊，幹的好

381
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,227
很美，不錯

382
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:04,775
爸，我這輩子有個夢想

383
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,570
有個王子會來解救我

384
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,573
那就是葛蘭

385
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,367
他是我的王子

386
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,870
–他也是我要嫁的人
–不行

387
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,124
妳不能嫁給葛蘭，我不信任他

388
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,751
妳要嫁給尼克

389
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:27,339
想到蜜月就讓我興奮，超興奮的

390
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,598
哇

391
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,517
妳似乎很緊張

392
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,729
妳上次跟老公上床是什麼時候？

393
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,980
有一陣子了

394
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,695
看來的確是

395
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,158
–你就這麼點能耐？
–等等

396
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:59,371
–你覺得怎樣？
–我覺得很好

397
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,706
–真的？
–是啊

398
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:04,293
大家都很處得來，就連我們的老爸都打成一片

399
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,671
你也許該把上衣穿回去

400
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,654
哇咧

401
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,297
婚禮策劃師現在可以見你們了

402
00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:58,347
我是俏臀貞

403
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,307
請坐

404
00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:06,271
我要為你們策劃夢中的婚禮

405
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,107
告訴我你們想要什麼

406
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,944
我們想要一個傳統的婚禮

407
00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:14,404
簡單又高雅

408
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:16,949
我知道該去哪辦

409
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,867
超級浪漫

410
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,119
香雞城滷味

411
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:25,499
顛覆傳統， 那跟我們想要的不大一樣

412
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,709
時間倉促，我只能做到這樣

413
00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:30,838
你得預約外燴業者，選禮物

414
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,674
–找儐相
–我已經找好了

415
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:37,010
–我的死黨安迪，今早就飛來了
–安迪？

416
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:41,098
對，我們待會在飯店碰頭
我想你們兩個會很談得來的

417
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:43,141
我真等不及了

418
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,561
我也等不及讓你們看我排的節目

419
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,620
不！

420
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,463
你的儐相在哪裡？

421
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:15,382
安迪！

422
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:30,230
–安迪不是男的？
–男的？才不是

423
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,542
我們還能這麼要好真棒

424
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,045
縱使在婚約破裂之後

425
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,173
你們有過婚約？

426
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,891
好久以前

427
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,603
那純粹是肉體上的因素

428
00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:17,903
限制級性愛

429
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,158
性

430
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,619
性

431
00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:30,958
性、性、性…

432
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:33,502
性、性、性…

433
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,930
所以你想清楚那一切是錯的？

434
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,099
是她想清楚了

435
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,726
她甩了我

436
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,645
她還沒準備好要定下來

437
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,669
她幹嘛用慢動作？

438
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,713
她喜歡誇張一點

439
00:38:19,423 --> 00:38:20,966
葛蘭！

440
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,768
這是茱莉亞

441
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:39,192
我聽說過好多妳的事

442
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:43,071
葛蘭告訴我妳很迷人

443
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,366
不過卻沒提過妳是平胸女

444
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,160
真可愛

445
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:04,509
抱歉，我要脫掉溼衣服

446
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,486
你們怎麼認識的？

447
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,321
我們當時在比佛利山

448
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,572
蒂芬妮

449
00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,324
古奇

450
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,034
寶格麗

451
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,703
凡塞斯

452
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:32,829
路易斯威登

453
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:33,955
羅迪歐道

454
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,362
我給你一百塊包你一週

455
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,489
聽起來滿合理的

456
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,659
好了，這太怪了
能不能把畫面切回來？

457
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:16,039
你們終於訂婚了，卻又在很久以前分手了

458
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:19,209
當然，如果妳認為
三週也算“很久以前”的話

459
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,171
你三週前才跟她訂過婚？

460
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:28,176
說真的，妳沒啥好忌妒的

461
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,470
就因為我看到葛蘭有別的女人

462
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:32,389
並不代表我要他回來

463
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,822
吃點三明治？

464
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,492
好，我先說

465
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,204
其實我認為我們不必來這裡

466
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:59,332
–我們已經交往五天了
–六天

467
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,543
五、六天

468
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,713
而這就像健康檢查一樣

469
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,883
我們之間有很大的距離

470
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,553
那距離不斷地擴大

471
00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,725
妳對他有多誠實？

472
00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,019
挺誠實的

473
00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:22,647
我不會對他撒謊

474
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,650
只是…

475
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:29,446
我也有小秘密

476
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,157
大家都有祕密

477
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,535
我有C型肝炎

478
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:43,668
你有何感覺？

479
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,006
我還不確定

480
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:53,303
我先聲明，我愛茱莉亞

481
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:57,891
我要她快樂

482
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,393
我希望她過的很好

483
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,355
但有時候…

484
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,290
你知道的

485
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:24,459
真想趁她熟睡，拿個枕頭…

486
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:38,974
婚紗達人

487
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,059
謝謝妳來幫我挑婚紗

488
00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:45,063
說實話，我很訝異妳找我來

489
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:47,774
妳是葛蘭人生的一部分

490
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,485
那意味著妳也是我人生的一部分

491
00:42:51,945 --> 00:42:54,489
妳看來像個公主

492
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,373
妳不認為這太誇張了？

493
00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,083
完全不會

494
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,377
我去拿些別針來修改一下

495
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,325
妳幹嘛堅持要我穿成這樣？

496
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:41,244
我要拿這根棒棒糖戳你屁眼

497
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:44,664
我聽得見每個人在想什麼

498
00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:48,001
我愛波多黎各人，超性感的

499
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:51,713
我被困在梅爾吉勃遜的電影裡了

500
00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:56,384
我那時在想什麼？他只是個伴舞的

501
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,804
好耶，我娶了小甜甜布蘭妮

502
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:01,222
我發了

503
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,310
我發了，讚啊！發了

504
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,312
準新娘準備好了？

505
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,314
準新娘？去死啦

506
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,899
先過我這關再說

507
00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,860
我有24小時可以阻止婚禮

508
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,111
不

509
00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,613
好耶！

510
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,325
我要讓葛蘭離開妳，再愛上我

511
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:22,702
我、我、我！

512
00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,454
離我遠一點！

513
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,711
怎麼回事？

514
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:59,883
葛蘭有個前未婚妻
她愛他，我剛剛才知道

515
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:02,802
他們曾有一段長久浪漫的過去

516
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,472
我怎麼比得上？

517
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,848
裸女畫報

518
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:09,517
妳是比不上，她太讚了

519
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:12,770
是我也要上她

520
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:17,358
在她出現之前，一切都很棒

521
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,487
她跟安迪分了，他現在跟妳在一起

522
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,948
放開不安全感，一切就會成功

523
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,494
–你真的相信你剛說的？
–不信，不過我的白人客戶都信

524
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:29,913
哇

525
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,791
我相信妳跟葛蘭的緣份

526
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:37,045
很快的，妳就會走向紅毯的那端

527
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,464
說出我們的誓言

528
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:41,716
跳我們的第一支舞

529
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,928
點火、點火、點火

530
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:47,972
棉花棒、棉花棒、棉花棒

531
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,974
丟掉、丟掉

532
00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:51,518
妳這樣也叫跳舞？

533
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,561
才不呢

534
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:58,358
看看這招，妳要這樣跳

535
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,151
就這樣跳，明白嗎？

536
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:03,238
那這個呢？

537
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,789
那婊子還真行

538
00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:34,644
沒關係

539
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,355
沒關係，她沒辦法破壞我們的

540
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,608
我和葛蘭只要過了婚前晚宴

541
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,819
然後明天就結婚了

542
00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:46,614
一旦結了婚，一切就完美無瑕

543
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,200
妳騙誰呀？

544
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:54,122
葛蘭永遠不會娶妳的，妳配不上他

545
00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,374
他跟安迪是天生一對

546
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,377
–別說了
–別說了

547
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,047
妳是個邋遢肥女

548
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,802
妳外表也許不同，但內心妳永遠是我

549
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,804
不，快住口

550
00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:13,474
那間小吃店是妳的無間地獄

551
00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:15,685
我不相信妳

552
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,647
真愛只是傳說

553
00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:21,941
在妳變成肥胖的老處女之前

554
00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:24,569
妳最好快點嫁給尼克

555
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,195
不要！

556
00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,572
等著瞧吧

557
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,625
大家安靜

558
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,835
蘿絲有幾句話要說

559
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,920
謝謝你，親愛的

560
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:48,134
我想舉杯慶祝

561
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:51,095
敬葛蘭和茱莉亞

562
00:48:51,471 --> 00:48:53,598
好耶！什麼？

563
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,559
好！乾啦！

564
00:48:57,310 --> 00:48:58,728
乾啦！

565
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,751
你喜歡嗎？

566
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:25,421
妳看起來…令人著迷

567
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,676
怎麼？怎麼啦？

568
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:35,139
葛蘭，你的求愛過程有點顛簸

569
00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:40,395
我希望你急著跟茱莉亞結婚

570
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:44,649
不是為了…忘記我

571
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,484
我…

572
00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,378
天哪

573
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,172
旋轉木馬

574
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,469
我最好趕快回去

575
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,606
葛蘭，這是我們的婚前晚宴

576
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:27,483
我們明天要結婚了

577
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:32,613
我想知道，你還愛安迪嗎？

578
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:34,907
當然不愛

579
00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,535
我相信你

580
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,204
我只是不想受傷

581
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,331
妳沒什麼好擔心的

582
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:45,084
我全心全意愛著妳

583
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:46,836
直到永遠

584
00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,102
不！

585
00:53:08,269 --> 00:53:10,897
大喜之日竟然冒痘痘

586
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,065
不

587
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:37,048
瓊斯法克令千金兩府聯姻

588
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,800
茱莉亞人呢？

589
00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:41,844
她遲到了

590
00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:46,349
我有話要說，否則我不當儐相

591
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,143
茱莉亞配不上你

592
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:51,562
噢，拜託

593
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,731
她連自己的婚禮都遲到一小時

594
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:55,942
也許她退縮了

595
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,486
因為她知道她不該介入你我之間

596
00:54:01,614 --> 00:54:02,907
你想過我們之間的事嗎？

597
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,368
有

598
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,036
我也是

599
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:14,085
–我奶奶的戒指
–她臨死前把這戒指給了你

600
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:15,878
要你答應會把它給一個

601
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,631
你想共度餘生的女人

602
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,341
你把戒指給了我

603
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:26,973
我爺爺的腳戒

604
00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:29,100
他不也在臨死前把這戒指給了你

605
00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:32,520
要你答應會給你畢生鍾愛的女人嗎？

606
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:35,982
你也把它給了我

607
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:39,819
茱莉亞

608
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,404
她只是個代替品

609
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:46,659
我準備要把你要回來
選我吧，娶我

610
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:51,205
安迪，我對妳已經沒有感覺了

611
00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:53,958
我愛茱莉亞

612
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,420
那就給我最後一吻

613
00:55:08,681 --> 00:55:10,349
茱莉亞，不

614
00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,866
我犯了滔天大錯

615
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,785
我是混蛋

616
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,457
真正的混蛋

617
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:43,215
茱莉亞請回到我身邊

618
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:21,629
閉嘴！現在是凌晨四點耶！

619
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,339
混蛋！

620
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,509
把音樂關掉！

621
00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:37,144
讓我安靜看電視

622
00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:41,357
有個叫iPod的東西，去買一個

623
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,493
寂寞女人晚餐

624
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,938
掃把星？

625
00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:45,963
茱莉亞

626
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:53,053
我們來讓妳擺脫憂鬱吧

627
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:11,280
妳願意嫁給我嗎？

628
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:16,452
拜託？

629
00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:21,999
我說的不錯吧？

630
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,587
我知道尼克有點邋遢

631
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,422
但給他一個機會

632
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:33,093
妳知道，妳媽和我結婚時

633
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,637
對彼此幾乎完全不了解

634
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,597
我只是郵購新郎

635
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,557
根本還不大會講英文

636
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,977
–爸，你是紐澤西人耶
–我在設法講重點

637
00:58:42,937 --> 00:58:45,522
一開始，我和琳達處不來

638
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:49,026
不過我們透過互相了解進而尊重對方

639
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,738
我很驕傲地說，我們已經結婚30年了

640
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,616
我有了妳和妳妹兩個寶貝

641
00:58:57,368 --> 00:59:00,537
也許那不是妳夢想的童話故事

642
00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:02,081
但這是真實人生

643
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:04,708
妳說呢？

644
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,714
我一直在欺騙自己

645
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:13,342
根本沒有白馬王子

646
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:17,972
真愛也只存在於電影之中

647
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,769
好吧，爸

648
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:25,813
我嫁給尼克

649
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:28,816
回去工作

650
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,281
公證法官

651
00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,048
妳在哭

652
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:55,634
爸，是喜悅的眼淚

653
01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:05,686
謝了，這裡就交給我了

654
01:00:08,022 --> 01:00:10,983
我們聚集在此見證這個男人

655
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:13,694
和這個女人神聖的結婚儀式

656
01:00:14,153 --> 01:00:18,198
結婚是一紙嚴肅的合約

657
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:22,828
必須被互相深愛的兩人尊重

658
01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:09,750
閃亮珠寶

659
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:29,978
如果有誰認為這兩人不應結合

660
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:32,648
請現在開口否則就永保緘默

661
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:45,869
–我反對
–感謝老天

662
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,709
這不是妳想要的

663
01:01:54,253 --> 01:01:55,129
是我想要的

664
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,550
我誤會葛蘭了，他是好男人

665
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,760
他甚至在妳那麼醜的時候，都還喜歡妳

666
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,638
–你怎麼…
–我看到妳的回顧片段了

667
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,140
妳和葛蘭才是註定的一對

668
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:08,392
我不知道

669
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,686
妳該看看這個

670
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:14,982
我親愛的茱莉亞

671
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:15,899
如何在10天內失去心愛的人

672
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:18,318
我很抱歉，非常抱歉

673
01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:21,196
非常、非常、非常抱歉

674
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:25,325
然而，對不起似乎最最難以啟齒

675
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:29,496
若你肯原諒我，也願意跳入愛河

676
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,166
我保證我會在那裡接著妳

677
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,751
要是妳還像我愛妳一般的愛我

678
01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:37,796
那就在梅格萊恩和湯姆漢克見面的地方等我

679
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:40,799
–網路上嗎？
–不是

680
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,469
不是《電子情書》，是《西雅圖夜未眠》

681
01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:47,473
是哦，帝國大廈觀覽台

682
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:49,558
我要怎麼上去？

683
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:52,728
我把電子地圖傳到妳PDA手機

684
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,063
不過我的手機不能上網

685
01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,691
妳可以跟我借我的PDA手機

686
01:03:00,027 --> 01:03:02,696
去我們第一次約會的地方吧？

687
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,031
那間餐廳？

688
01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,867
那在市中心，塞車會塞到爆

689
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,995
不然妳那棟公寓的頂樓？

690
01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,788
好，太好了

691
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,833
這本是半年前發行的

692
01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:15,751
半年前發行

693
01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:16,835
希望他還在等

694
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:19,129
他不等我女兒，他就是傻瓜

695
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:21,798
–去追他吧，寶貝
–謝謝，爸

696
01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:46,156
計程車！計程車！

697
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,241
計程車！

698
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,829
放棄吧…她不會來的

699
01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:54,915
拜託停車呀！

700
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:56,124
幫幫我！

701
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,752
妳這下可惹毛我了

702
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,004
我要儘快去城裡的另一邊

703
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:11,348
我欠你一份情

704
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:13,892
沒錯，我可是禽聖

705
01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:52,097
快點，快打開

706
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,316
拜託

707
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,026
噢，拜託

708
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:45,984
他是我的！

709
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:50,113
不准妳的髒手碰我的男人

710
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,101
我太遲了

711
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:22,479
茱莉亞！

712
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,286
王子救了公主之後會怎樣？

713
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,164
她也救了王子

714
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,876
妳讓我想成為新好男人

715
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:47,838
妳第一聲“哈囉”就迷住了我

716
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:52,217
我只不過是個站在男孩面前的小女孩

717
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,178
請求他愛她

718
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:39,055
怎樣？我也是證婚牧師啊

719
01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:51,067
藉由上帝賦予我的權力，宣佈你們結為夫妻

720
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:52,986
親吻她吧

721
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,091
好極啦

722
01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:43,453
茱莉亞

723
01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:45,539
這個送妳

724
01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:52,337
陰道溫度計

725
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:53,505
懷孕

726
01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:56,967
它會告訴妳何時排卵

727
01:08:57,551 --> 01:08:59,553
這是我們家代代相傳的寶物

728
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,722
若你想保存我們的幸運溫度計，就千萬不要洗

729
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:11,189
–茱莉亞
–爸

730
01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:15,861
你得找新的女侍了

731
01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:18,655
也該是時候了

732
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,079
來

733
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,627
好好照顧我女兒

734
01:09:35,547 --> 01:09:37,007
好

735
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:40,427
再見！一切順利！

736
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,483
現在要破壞婚禮來不及了？

737
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:58,612
掰

738
01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,364
我們從此過著幸福快樂的日子

739
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:05,660
不過那是在我們去金剛島，渡我們的蜜月之前

740
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,763
救命！請救救我！

741
01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:34,564
救命啊！

742
01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:36,650
繼續拍攝

743
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:38,735
噢，天哪

744
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:41,363
救命！救救我！

745
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:47,619
不，不

746
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,417
卡門伊蕾克拉

747
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:57,337
卡門伊蕾克拉

748
01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:00,674
卡門伊蕾克拉

749
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,677
感覺滿不錯的

750
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:06,221
有點變態哦

751
01:11:08,223 --> 01:11:10,642
噢，好耶

752
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,606
我喜歡多毛的男人

753
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,424
哦！哦！

754
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:46,928
哦！

755
01:11:47,012 --> 01:11:48,388
哦！

756
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:49,723
太美了

757
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,349
對，喝掉它

758
01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:53,476
告訴妳，妳會喜歡的

759
01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:56,896
摸上你屁股的是寇斯比嗎？

760
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:02,777
卡

761
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,407
我是業餘網球選手

762
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:10,035
當時我在下雨天比賽

763
01:12:10,118 --> 01:12:13,997
蘿絲就來幫我讓球保持乾燥

764
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,498
比賽還是因雨取消了

765
01:12:15,582 --> 01:12:16,666
對

766
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,501
他的球不論下不下雨都是溼的

767
01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,266
不能再模仿了嗎？

768
01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:39,647
在哈德遜河上，看著令人屏息的美景

769
01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:43,985
對！啥？

770
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,445
好！

771
01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:46,780
乾啦！

772
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,282
我們為你祈禱

773
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,521
我是個小寶寶

774
01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,932
你們多久做愛一次？

775
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,935
我不太懂這個問題

776
01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:43,730
這是輔導級電影耶

777
01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:46,691
我們只能播出非常溫和的性愛內容

778
01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:48,818
腰部以上

779
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,489
–不能脫衣，不能舌吻
–不能舌吻

780
01:14:54,741 --> 01:14:56,034
這星期呢？

781
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,080
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