1 00:00:02,647 --> 00:00:05,128 [Hector Berlioz's Symphonie Fantastique playing] 2 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:09,219 Goddamn it. 3 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,700 Come on, get in there! 4 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,093 Charlie, what are you doing, man? What are you-- 5 00:00:13,223 --> 00:00:14,442 -What's going on over here? -Oh, I'm trying to get 6 00:00:14,572 --> 00:00:15,878 each of my toes 7 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:17,053 in these five-fingered shoes, you know what I mean? 8 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,489 But there's, like, something's dropping off 9 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,056 and I can't tell where my pinky is. 10 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,666 Why did you get the stupid five-finger shoes? 11 00:00:21,797 --> 00:00:22,711 Well, you're always yelling at me 12 00:00:22,841 --> 00:00:24,147 for taking my shoes off in laser tag, 13 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,496 so I figured I'd get some shoes 14 00:00:25,627 --> 00:00:27,194 that are like-- a lot more like bare feet. 15 00:00:27,237 --> 00:00:28,717 -I don't know why you're alwaysyelling at me about... -Well, I'm always 16 00:00:28,847 --> 00:00:30,545 yelling at you because when you're taking your shoes off, 17 00:00:30,588 --> 00:00:31,720 you're not holding your gun. 18 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:33,417 And also, you know, the cheese you've eaten, 19 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:35,202 it-it's always oozing out of your feet 20 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:36,116 and it's an awful smell. 21 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,987 That's the cheese I hide in my shoes, 22 00:00:38,031 --> 00:00:39,249 -that's where it is. -Okay, well-- What? 23 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,034 I can't even, like, fit cheese in these shoes. 24 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:42,035 These things suck. 25 00:00:42,165 --> 00:00:43,340 Just guard the base, man. 26 00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:45,081 Kind of sick and tired of guarding the base. 27 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,604 What if we go out there, run around? 28 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:48,041 I want to go out there and have some fun, man. 29 00:00:48,171 --> 00:00:50,304 We gotta guard the base. That's what we always do, 30 00:00:50,347 --> 00:00:52,610 and that's what we figured out works a long time ago. 31 00:00:52,741 --> 00:00:54,134 Plus, we're-we're waiting for Big Mo. 32 00:00:55,178 --> 00:00:56,919 Waiting for who? 33 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,094 We're waiting for Big Mo, man. 34 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,835 The-the hotshot kid and his crew 35 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,184 that are climbing up the leaderboard. 36 00:01:01,315 --> 00:01:02,620 Yeah, he's gonna be gunning for our base 37 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:04,187 and we need to protect it. 38 00:01:04,318 --> 00:01:05,319 Ah, who gives a shit, man? There's always 39 00:01:05,362 --> 00:01:07,234 some hotshot kid gunning for our base. 40 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:08,322 Look, Charlie. 41 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:10,106 How long we been playing laser tag? 42 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,543 -A long time. [chuckles] -A long time, baby. Yeah. 43 00:01:12,587 --> 00:01:14,154 Some people might thinkthat's sad, but that's not sad. 44 00:01:14,197 --> 00:01:15,807 -I think-- I think it's awesome. -That's not sad, that's cool. 45 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:17,722 I think the longeryou're in the game, the better, 46 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:18,984 -you know what I mean? -Yes, yeah, no, definitely. 47 00:01:19,028 --> 00:01:20,856 Look. We're the best, we're-we're awesome, 48 00:01:20,986 --> 00:01:23,076 but, um, I'm-I'm done. I'm moving on. 49 00:01:23,206 --> 00:01:24,729 -I'm... -No, no, no, no, no! No, stop. Stay. 50 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:26,340 We're playing the game the way we always play it, 51 00:01:26,383 --> 00:01:27,341 and we're... 52 00:01:27,384 --> 00:01:29,995 waiting for Big Mo. 53 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:35,218 [Hector Berlioz's Symphonie Fantastique playing] 54 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:00,243 DENNIS: All right. 55 00:02:00,374 --> 00:02:01,853 Everything's going to plan out there. 56 00:02:01,984 --> 00:02:03,028 Yeah, but it does sound like 57 00:02:03,072 --> 00:02:04,204 people are out there having fun, you know? 58 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:05,379 -What's with you today, man? -I don't know. 59 00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:06,902 I'm bored. I want to do something different. 60 00:02:07,032 --> 00:02:09,209 What about, uh, what if we do some riddles? 61 00:02:09,252 --> 00:02:10,340 -Riddles? -Yeah. 62 00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:11,820 Frank and I have been doing a lot of riddles 63 00:02:11,863 --> 00:02:13,430 to kill the time, you know what I mean? 64 00:02:13,474 --> 00:02:14,257 It's... I think 65 00:02:14,388 --> 00:02:15,650 we'll have a little bit more fun that way. 66 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,260 No. I'm just gonna guard the base. 67 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,261 Yeah, I know, but here it comes. 68 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,394 Why do blind people hate skydiving? 69 00:02:20,524 --> 00:02:22,265 I don't even understand how that's a riddle. 70 00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:24,267 Well, 'cause it's a-a very hard one, okay? 71 00:02:24,398 --> 00:02:26,313 -So try-- take a guess. -I don't know. Why? 72 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:29,098 'Cause it scares the hell out of their dogs. 73 00:02:29,142 --> 00:02:30,665 That's not a riddle. 74 00:02:30,795 --> 00:02:32,406 Yeah, it's a riddle about blind people, you know? 75 00:02:32,536 --> 00:02:34,103 -No. -And-and their dogs, I guess. 76 00:02:34,234 --> 00:02:35,322 No, what you've told me is a joke. 77 00:02:35,452 --> 00:02:37,062 No. Jokes are funny and that wasn't funny. 78 00:02:37,193 --> 00:02:38,325 I didn't say it was funny. 79 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:39,456 -Then how is it a joke, Dennis?-[sputters] 80 00:02:39,587 --> 00:02:40,588 Um-- Okay, you know what? Yeah. 81 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:42,285 No, that was a mind-bending riddle. 82 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:43,460 -Wow. -It's a tough one, 'cause you don't think... 83 00:02:43,591 --> 00:02:45,070 -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. -Wait, wait, wait. Shh. 84 00:02:45,201 --> 00:02:46,768 -Listen. -[feet running] 85 00:02:46,811 --> 00:02:47,812 That could be Big Mo. Get ready. 86 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:49,118 Get ready, here we go. 87 00:02:49,249 --> 00:02:51,120 -MAC: Get off of me! -DEE: Ah! Get off me! 88 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,253 -Stop it! -Dennis, everything was going perfectly. 89 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:54,863 I was up in the air ducts, just like you said. 90 00:02:54,993 --> 00:02:56,430 -Oh---I was sniping at the red base. 91 00:02:56,473 --> 00:02:58,475 I was at the blue base doing the exact same thing. 92 00:02:58,519 --> 00:02:59,215 -What is...?-I tried to crawl down the ducts 93 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,348 and pass this uncoordinated monkey. 94 00:03:01,478 --> 00:03:03,132 -We go by each other... -We got tangled up 95 00:03:03,263 --> 00:03:04,220 and then she spit in my mouth, Dennis. 96 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,830 -She spit in my mouth. -I spit in your mouth 97 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:08,137 after you jammed me in the titwith your scrawny little elbow. 98 00:03:08,181 --> 00:03:10,008 My elbows are massive and you have no tits! 99 00:03:10,052 --> 00:03:11,314 -Your elbows suck! -Ah. Damn it! 100 00:03:11,445 --> 00:03:12,446 Goddamn it, can you do nothing right? 101 00:03:12,576 --> 00:03:13,447 This is all your fault. 102 00:03:13,577 --> 00:03:14,883 I've been warning you 103 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:16,667 about your lack of elbow mass for weeks. 104 00:03:16,798 --> 00:03:18,191 You idiot! You fool! 105 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:19,409 And you! 106 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,281 [sighs] 107 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:22,456 You're doing a great job. 108 00:03:22,586 --> 00:03:24,327 Okay? 109 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:26,242 You are killing it out there, and I'm so proud of you! 110 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,158 -Now I need you both to get back up there and... -CHARLIE: Wait. 111 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:30,377 I-I actually got an idea. 112 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:31,900 Like, what if you guys don't play the game 113 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,467 up in the air ducts this time, 114 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,946 but you go down on the floor? 115 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:36,209 Where everyone's having all the fun? 116 00:03:36,339 --> 00:03:37,384 They look like they're having so much fun 117 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:38,385 -playing laser ta... -Will you shut up?! 118 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:39,647 This isn't about having fun. Okay? 119 00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:41,649 This is about staying alive and winning. Okay? 120 00:03:41,779 --> 00:03:42,693 And-and it's also... 121 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,782 it's also about getting these. 122 00:03:46,219 --> 00:03:48,482 Now, Mac... 123 00:03:48,525 --> 00:03:49,918 what are these? 124 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:51,311 Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all. 125 00:03:51,354 --> 00:03:53,313 Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all. 126 00:03:53,356 --> 00:03:55,097 Okay? 127 00:03:55,228 --> 00:03:56,968 I'm trying to get that paper, son. 128 00:03:57,099 --> 00:03:57,969 All right? 129 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,754 Win, stay alive, 130 00:03:59,797 --> 00:04:01,234 get dat money. 131 00:04:01,364 --> 00:04:02,539 Feel me? 132 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:03,714 I feel you. 133 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,455 -But those guys are having fun.-DEE: Yeah. 134 00:04:05,586 --> 00:04:06,761 And doing something fun out there. 135 00:04:06,891 --> 00:04:08,197 -And that's what I want to do. -DENNIS: Hey, man. 136 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:10,982 Could I talk to you for a second, please? 137 00:04:11,026 --> 00:04:13,420 -Yeah. What's up? -What you doing, man? 138 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,813 Why-why you... why you mucking things up? 139 00:04:15,944 --> 00:04:17,728 I mean, I got things down to a science, okay? 140 00:04:17,772 --> 00:04:20,209 -Everything's working. -DEE: Stop it. -Ah, ah, ah! 141 00:04:20,253 --> 00:04:22,211 I know, but, like, these guys are ready to kill each other. 142 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:24,300 -It's like... -I know, but that's what I want, okay? 143 00:04:24,344 --> 00:04:26,520 I need their aggression at a ten. 144 00:04:26,563 --> 00:04:27,999 That's when they're most effective. 145 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:29,218 So I withhold compliments from Mac, 146 00:04:29,349 --> 00:04:31,307 because that makes him angry and subservient, 147 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:32,308 so he'll do what I tell him to do. 148 00:04:32,352 --> 00:04:34,528 And I shower Dee with compliments 149 00:04:34,571 --> 00:04:36,486 because she feels so undeservingof compliments 150 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:37,748 that she gets angry at herself 151 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,750 and she takes that anger out on the children. 152 00:04:39,794 --> 00:04:41,186 -Oh. -See? 153 00:04:41,317 --> 00:04:42,318 Okay. It's another riddle. 154 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,363 Let me think on that one, Dennis, 155 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:44,581 'cause I don't know the answer... 156 00:04:44,712 --> 00:04:45,756 Okay. Yeah. You think on that for a while. 157 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:46,975 I'm gonna do my thing. 158 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:48,585 -You stop. -You stop. -Goddamn it, Mac, 159 00:04:48,716 --> 00:04:50,979 you thin-elbowed little goblin. 160 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:52,589 You never cease to disappoint me 161 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,590 in everything you do. 162 00:04:53,721 --> 00:04:54,809 Now get back up in those ducts 163 00:04:54,939 --> 00:04:57,202 and snipe those other kids' bases. 164 00:04:57,246 --> 00:04:59,814 And don't come down until I tell you to. And Dee-- 165 00:04:59,944 --> 00:05:01,729 You really are killing it out there. 166 00:05:01,772 --> 00:05:02,730 I'm so proud of you. 167 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:04,297 You're so deserving 168 00:05:04,427 --> 00:05:05,733 of my love. 169 00:05:05,776 --> 00:05:07,778 [Mac grunting] 170 00:05:09,954 --> 00:05:11,869 [Mac and Dee yelling] 171 00:05:13,175 --> 00:05:14,916 Yeah, see? 172 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:17,353 We just gotta keep playingthe game the way we always have. 173 00:05:17,397 --> 00:05:20,182 Yeah. Hey, is the answer to your riddle, uh, 174 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:21,618 an ice cube? 175 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:23,925 Yeah. 176 00:05:23,968 --> 00:05:25,361 Yep, you got it. 177 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,493 -That was a hard one. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. 178 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:27,755 Pew, pew. 179 00:05:27,885 --> 00:05:29,060 -Pew. -DENNIS: Oh. 180 00:05:29,191 --> 00:05:31,498 Pew, pew. Pew, pew. 181 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:33,587 -Pew, pew. Oh. -What are you doing, man? 182 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:34,805 I'm killing it out there. 183 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:36,416 I haven't been hit once. 184 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:38,026 It's really a lot of fun. 185 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:39,984 But I wanted to come and hang out with you guys. 186 00:05:40,115 --> 00:05:41,551 Hey, hey, Charlie, you want to do some riddles? 187 00:05:41,595 --> 00:05:42,726 -Yes! -No, we're not... 188 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,467 -No, that doesn't... -Yes. Yes, I do, hit me. 189 00:05:44,598 --> 00:05:45,947 Is a fart a ghost? 190 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:48,602 Is a fart a ghost? Whoa, that's a hard one. 191 00:05:48,732 --> 00:05:49,733 I don't know. What's the answer? 192 00:05:49,777 --> 00:05:52,040 Yeah. It's the ghost of lunch. Ha-ha! 193 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,171 -Very good, man! -Good riddle. 194 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:54,303 -That's a good one. -Great. 195 00:05:54,347 --> 00:05:55,565 -Yeah, yeah. -All right, so, off you go. 196 00:05:55,696 --> 00:05:57,306 Hey, you know, that's also making me realize, dude, 197 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,655 -I'm pretty hungry, man. -FRANK: Ooh. 198 00:05:58,699 --> 00:05:59,961 -Yeah. Whoa. -Yeah, yeah. 199 00:06:00,004 --> 00:06:01,658 Get some, get some cheese out of your shoes. 200 00:06:01,702 --> 00:06:03,356 Yeah, you know what? I couldn't fit any, 201 00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:04,922 'cause I got these stupid five-finger shoes. 202 00:06:05,053 --> 00:06:06,576 -Yeah, I don't... -Hey, get back out there, man. -Yeah, yeah. 203 00:06:06,707 --> 00:06:08,622 No, well, actually, go out to the lobby really quick 204 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:10,624 and get me, like, some chicken wings. 205 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,494 -You want hot sauce on 'em? -DENNIS: No. 206 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:12,974 I forbid it. Absolutely not. 207 00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,845 What-- Dude, what is the big deal, man? 208 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:17,282 -What's the big deal? Y-- Uh...-Who even cares? 209 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:19,023 I mean, his pack's not even on,for crying out loud. 210 00:06:19,154 --> 00:06:20,416 Charlie. [soft chuckle] 211 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,418 What'd you say? 212 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:23,463 -Nothing. -It's time we told him, dude. 213 00:06:23,506 --> 00:06:25,160 -No, it's... -It's time. 214 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,335 Uh... [sighs] 215 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:27,641 My pack's not on? 216 00:06:27,771 --> 00:06:30,034 -I... We... -[sighs] 217 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:32,123 We-we turn your pack off 218 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:33,995 so that when you're running around getting shot up, 219 00:06:34,038 --> 00:06:36,389 our team doesn't lose any points. 220 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:38,347 But my gun still makes noise. 221 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:40,567 Well, no-- Well, that's you doing that, bud. 222 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,524 No, it isn't. 223 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:42,699 Pew, pe-- 224 00:06:44,527 --> 00:06:46,355 Yeah. See, that's you, bud. 225 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:47,487 Oh, that is me. 226 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:49,140 -Yeah. -Yeah, man. 227 00:06:49,184 --> 00:06:51,316 So-so I'm not part of the team? 228 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,448 -Aw... -Well, no, you-- 229 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:54,929 No, you're a very, v-very valuable part of the team. 230 00:06:55,059 --> 00:06:56,452 You know? Y-You're an amazing decoy. 231 00:06:56,496 --> 00:06:57,975 You know, you run around, you're screaming, 232 00:06:58,106 --> 00:07:01,631 and you-you add sort of like a monster element to the game 233 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:04,634 that distracts and frightens but entertains the kids, 234 00:07:04,765 --> 00:07:07,158 and, you know, so that Mac and Dee can shoot their bases 235 00:07:07,202 --> 00:07:08,421 from the ducts. 236 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:09,944 I'm the monster of the game? 237 00:07:10,074 --> 00:07:13,077 -[scoffs] -Well, yeah, but, like, you're like a fun monster. 238 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:14,949 Yeah, like the Cookie Monster. [chuckles] 239 00:07:14,992 --> 00:07:16,516 I'm the Cookie Monster? 240 00:07:16,559 --> 00:07:18,343 -Not really, you know, 'cause...-No, well, I guess not 241 00:07:18,387 --> 00:07:19,562 -because... -There's no cookies. 242 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,564 Well, and also the kids are scared of you 243 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,566 -and they're not really scared of him. -No. 244 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,699 Uh, but, you know, we need you out there 245 00:07:25,742 --> 00:07:28,571 because you're very valuable to the formula. 246 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,487 And the formula works, you knowwhat I mean? Uh, you can... 247 00:07:31,531 --> 00:07:34,534 I'll tell you what, go backout there and, you know, just-- 248 00:07:34,577 --> 00:07:35,926 you can still make the sounds. 249 00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:39,582 -This is really sad... -No. Uh... 250 00:07:39,713 --> 00:07:41,541 -...and I'm gonna turn his pack on because... -No, no, stop. 251 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:42,933 I-I got it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 252 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,544 -I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. -Yeah? 253 00:07:44,587 --> 00:07:46,937 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. -All right. 254 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:48,765 Thanks anyway, Charlie. He's gonna do it. 255 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:51,202 [whistles] 256 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:55,380 Oh. Oh, that makes some good sounds. 257 00:07:55,511 --> 00:07:57,382 -It's cool, right? -[laughs]: That's really cool. 258 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:59,602 Oh. Ah, I'm all set. 259 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:01,386 All right. Get out there and kick some ass, pal. 260 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:03,127 [imitating laser blasts] 261 00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:05,434 Yeah. 262 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:07,741 [scoffs] That's not cool, man. 263 00:08:07,784 --> 00:08:09,569 -Come on, dude.-Shut up, man. Just... shut up. 264 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,745 He just believed it.It's-- you know, it's not cool. 265 00:08:11,788 --> 00:08:12,963 DENNIS: It's pretty cool. 266 00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:14,617 CHARLIE: I don't know. 267 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,323 CHARLIE: Hey, what do you think he looks like? 268 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:26,324 DENNIS: Who? 269 00:08:26,368 --> 00:08:27,369 Big Mo. 270 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,240 [sighs] I don't know. 271 00:08:29,371 --> 00:08:31,765 Some fat little brat probably. [scoffs] 272 00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:33,506 Oh. Oh, is that a riddle? 273 00:08:33,636 --> 00:08:34,811 What? 274 00:08:34,942 --> 00:08:37,466 What the kid looks like. Is it, is it a riddle? 275 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,207 Charlie, do you not know what a riddle is? 276 00:08:39,337 --> 00:08:41,078 Yeah, sure. It's like a, like athing you don't know. Right? 277 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,863 No, it's not just a thing you don't know. 278 00:08:42,993 --> 00:08:44,473 It's like a, it's like a puzzle. 279 00:08:44,517 --> 00:08:46,519 All right, here's a riddle. Uh... 280 00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:49,217 "The more you have of it, the less you see." What is it? 281 00:08:49,347 --> 00:08:51,088 -Cantaloupes. -What? 282 00:08:51,219 --> 00:08:52,699 Cantaloupes is your answer, because if you're 283 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:54,048 holding a pile of cantaloupes, 284 00:08:54,091 --> 00:08:55,528 [chuckling]: you're not gonna beable to see very much. 285 00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,617 -Right. No. -You know? Especially if it goes past your face. 286 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,445 -No. That's not the answer. -You telling me you can see through a pile of cantaloupes? 287 00:09:00,576 --> 00:09:01,621 That's not the answer to the riddle. 288 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:04,058 The answer to the riddle is... darkness. 289 00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:06,669 Right? The more you have of it,the less you see. Darkness. 290 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,453 Yeah, but how are you gonna holda pile of darkness? Does that... 291 00:09:08,584 --> 00:09:10,760 My God, uh... Hold on, hold on. Wait. 292 00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:11,935 -What is this? -CHARLIE: What's up? 293 00:09:11,979 --> 00:09:13,023 DENNIS: W-We're dropping down the leaderboard. 294 00:09:13,154 --> 00:09:14,547 We're in second place. 295 00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:16,418 -Oh, shit. -Mac and Dee are getting shot up like crazy. 296 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:17,550 -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. -MAC: Hey-o! 297 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,377 [laughing] 298 00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:21,510 -Oh, you guys, that is fun! -What the hell 299 00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:23,512 is going on out there? You guys are getting lit up. 300 00:09:23,556 --> 00:09:24,905 -Oh. -Yeah, well, you know, what Charlie said 301 00:09:25,035 --> 00:09:26,515 kind of made us stop and think about 302 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:27,647 what the whole point of this was. 303 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,605 Yeah, yeah. And we figured the point is to 304 00:09:29,649 --> 00:09:31,651 -just be happy and have fun, right? -DEE: Yeah. 305 00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:34,088 You know what we did? We-we went down to the "Fun" Zone 306 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:36,656 instead of the "Maintenance" Zone in the ceiling. 307 00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:37,831 -[laughs] -[groans]: Oh... 308 00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:42,226 -[laughing hysterically] -[laughs] 309 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:44,489 The Maintenance Zone. That's awesome. 310 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,795 Oh, my God. That's such a great joke. 311 00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:47,797 I would never-- How do you evencome up with this stuff? 312 00:09:47,928 --> 00:09:49,451 [laughing]:You're so worthy of my laughter. 313 00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:51,105 You're so worthy. 314 00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:53,498 No. No, no, she's not worthy of your laughter. She... 315 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:56,110 She told the lamest joke earlierabout a blind guy 316 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,938 -and a dog or some shit... -Yeah. -CHARLIE: Hey! 317 00:09:58,068 --> 00:09:59,330 That's not a joke, that's a riddle. 318 00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:01,855 And don't steal my shit, you stupid bird-faced bitch! 319 00:10:01,898 --> 00:10:04,292 -Oh! She is a bird. She is a bird! -Don't steal my shit, Dee! 320 00:10:04,335 --> 00:10:05,510 -I'll blast you to pieces! -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 321 00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:06,860 Now we're jamming. Now we're jamming. 322 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:08,296 -Let's get back out there, Mac.-DENNIS: No! 323 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:09,732 No, wait, wait. No, no, no. You can't just go running 324 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,821 out there alone. That doesn't work. 325 00:10:11,865 --> 00:10:13,910 Okay, you guys are justrunning around all willy-nilly, 326 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,738 doing whatever the hell you want. We can't do that. 327 00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:17,740 All right, listen. U-Uh, Mac, Mac. 328 00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:18,654 Tell me something, man. 329 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,135 Who-Whose face... 330 00:10:21,265 --> 00:10:23,528 is on the 100 dolla dolla bill? 331 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:26,183 Rutherford B. Crazy, of course. 332 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:28,142 Rutherford B. Crazy. That's right. 333 00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:31,406 Now, uh, why he be crazy, Mac? 334 00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:32,973 -Well, uh... -I never thought about it. 335 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,627 I don't... -DENNIS: Well, I'll tell you why. 336 00:10:34,757 --> 00:10:35,889 See, my man had a dream. 337 00:10:35,932 --> 00:10:38,587 To get into the laser beam business. 338 00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:40,545 Right? And he never gave up on the fundamentals. 339 00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:41,808 He stuck with what works. 340 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,898 And now he get to go out and bewhatever the hell he want to be. 341 00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:46,813 -He get to be crazy. -MAC: Uh, 342 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,554 I don't think Rutherford be a real person. 343 00:10:49,685 --> 00:10:50,599 -CHARLIE: Yeah... -That's a cartoon. 344 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:51,861 No, no, no-- no, not this guy. 345 00:10:51,992 --> 00:10:53,254 Uh, I don't know who this guy is. 346 00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:54,385 I'm talking about the real guy. 347 00:10:54,516 --> 00:10:56,823 The guy who, like, built this place 30 years ago. 348 00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:59,390 That guy. He had a plan, he stuck with it, you know, 349 00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:02,089 and, uh, and now he gets to be whatever he wanna be. 350 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:03,960 -You know, he get to be crazy. -DEE: Okay. 351 00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:07,747 So we aren't allowed to be happy now, 352 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:10,837 but as long as we are unhappy for long enough, 353 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,796 -eventually we can be happy? -DENNIS: Well, I'm not saying 354 00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:15,624 you g-get to be happy; I'm saying... 355 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:16,886 being happy isn't the goal. 356 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,759 The goal is to play the gameand grind it out until the end. 357 00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:21,804 And then at the end, then you can, 358 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:23,153 then you can go crazy. 359 00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:24,720 At the end of what? 360 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,548 I don't-- the game. The-the game! 361 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,332 You know, whenever we're playingthe game. You know what I mean? 362 00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:29,594 And when is the end of the game? 363 00:11:29,725 --> 00:11:31,422 I don't know. Whenever the game ends, okay? 364 00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:32,946 Whenever we're back on top of the leaderboard 365 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:34,817 and we got all thedolla dolla bills we need and... 366 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:35,731 Can I ask you guys a question? 367 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,602 It feels like we've been playing this forever. 368 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:38,908 -Does-does that feel like that to you? -A lifetime. 369 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,301 Feels like a lifetime. 370 00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:41,955 -Yeah! -I feel like I was born in this game 371 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:43,260 -and I will die in this game. I-I... -DEE: That's right. 372 00:11:43,391 --> 00:11:45,219 And this is the first time I'm having fun in this game. 373 00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:47,177 -Yeah. -No, but-but it's not about-- again, it's not about fun. 374 00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:49,789 So just, let's just stick with what works. Yeah? 375 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,138 ♪ 376 00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:53,140 -Nah.-Nah, we're gonna go back thereand have fun. 377 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:55,620 Let's have fun! [whooping] 378 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,884 -Man, I want to have fun. I want to have fun. -Goddamn it. 379 00:11:57,927 --> 00:11:59,842 -This is getting out of control, man. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. 380 00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:02,323 Oh! Ha! [chortles] 381 00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,020 It's a madhouse out there. 382 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:06,153 I was bobbing and weaving like crazy. 383 00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:07,850 All right, nice. At least somebody's out there 384 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,286 -doing what he's supposed to be doing. -Oh, yeah. 385 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:10,810 I created a great little diversion. 386 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,943 I told this one dad that another dad said 387 00:12:14,074 --> 00:12:16,816 that his kid had a tight little dumper. 388 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,165 -Oh. -Oh! 389 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,949 -That caused a riot. -It did? -Yeah, I'll bet. 390 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,037 -Yeah, it worked. -Hey, home run, Frank. 391 00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,647 -Yeah.-Although I'm a little surprised 392 00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:23,997 it's not helping Mac and Dee more. They're getting 393 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,173 -slaughtered out there in the war zone. -Yeah. Whoa. 394 00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:28,479 A war zone? I was in the Wing Zone. 395 00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:30,655 You know, it was such a line. 396 00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:33,658 I mean, I had to create a meleeto disperse it. 397 00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,748 Goddamn it, Frank! You weren't supposed to get wings! 398 00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:37,880 -[buzzing] -Oh, shit, did you get hit? 399 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,099 -Did you get hit? -Oh. No, no, no, no. 400 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,797 No, Charlie. That's my signal that the food is ready. 401 00:12:41,841 --> 00:12:43,016 -Oh! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 402 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:44,408 -I'm gonna go. -Nice. Get some wings, baby. 403 00:12:44,452 --> 00:12:45,496 FRANK: All right, I'm gonna get some wings. 404 00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:46,976 Wait, wait, wait, Frank, before you go, 405 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,456 -hang on, hang on. Let me, uh... -No, don't-- Charlie. 406 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,327 -No, it's just so simple. Ready?-Charlie. -What? 407 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:54,114 [whining loudly] 408 00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:55,855 Oh! 409 00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,204 Charlie. 410 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:58,771 -That's the way. -Pretty good, right? 411 00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,294 -Now we're talking. I'll be back. -All right. 412 00:13:00,424 --> 00:13:01,686 -See you, Frankie! -Okay! 413 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,297 See how happy he was? I made a sound, too, 414 00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:05,299 -'cause I feel like that was...-You are messing it up. 415 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:07,780 -CHARLIE: Dude... -[echoes]: You are messing it all up! 416 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:14,874 -CHARLIE: Can we just go play? -DENNIS: No, we-- No! 417 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:15,875 We have to wait for Big Mo. 418 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,528 Why do you care so much about this kid? 419 00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:18,921 Goddamn it, Charlie! Don't you get it, man? 420 00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:20,575 It's not the kid. 421 00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:22,969 Okay, it's not the kid, it's-it's... 422 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:25,058 it's what the kid represents. 423 00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,886 What, obesity? 424 00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:28,104 No! Not obesity. 425 00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:29,279 I don't even know if the kid's fat. He's just called... 426 00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,934 -He's probably fat. -He's probably fat. 427 00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:33,022 Yeah. Obesity rates being what they are, 428 00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:34,415 -he's a fat kid. -It's out of control. 429 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,939 -Feel like all those kids are fat. -Well, most kids 430 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,071 I see running around here are pretty fat... 431 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:39,812 They eat so much sugar these days, man. 432 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:41,726 -Well, it's in everything. -Whatever. 433 00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:43,032 The point is, like, I... 434 00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:45,252 You know, there's always some Big Mo, some kid coming in. 435 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:46,644 He wants to shoot you up, and he's-- 436 00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:48,124 he wants to take what you got. 437 00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:49,343 I don't want to give him what I got. 438 00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:50,648 What, I'm supposed to give it to him, man? 439 00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:51,824 I'm just supposed to let him have it? 440 00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,043 Who gives a shit about the Big Moes of the world, right? 441 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,132 'Cause we, we play the game, we play the game, 442 00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,742 but it's not like we ever win anything. 443 00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:59,919 Dude, what are you talking about? 444 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,485 We've-we've been winning for years, man. 445 00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:03,531 You know. We're the best! 446 00:14:03,661 --> 00:14:06,926 Yeah, but, like, it's not likewe have anything to show for it. 447 00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:09,058 Whatever, dude. I got mad dolla dolla bills. 448 00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:11,017 When those dolla dolla bills stop coming in 449 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,583 because we stop playing the game... [scoffs] 450 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:14,585 dude, you know, you're not gonna have those 451 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:16,849 little plastic army guys that you like to play with. 452 00:14:16,979 --> 00:14:19,329 -Oh, shit. -You set 'em all up and you have 'em "pew..." 453 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,505 That is how I get them. I get them here. 454 00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,246 You-- Oh, and the little box of bouncy balls that you love? 455 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,944 -They bounce so high! -Dude, what is that? 456 00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:26,989 -It's like the bounciest technology in the world. -Exactly. 457 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,338 -Why is that? -I don't know. 458 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,600 And you can only get 'em here. 459 00:14:29,644 --> 00:14:31,559 But you lose 'em 'cause they bounce too high. 460 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:32,777 Yeah, you'd lose them sometimes. 461 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:34,518 -But you-you eat 'em. -Nah. 462 00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,564 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've seen youput 'em in your mouth. 463 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:37,739 I've just tested 'em, you know, see... 464 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,697 -You tested 'em? -Tested 'em out, and 465 00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:40,960 sometimes I'm testing them in my stomach 466 00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:42,222 just to see how they pass. 467 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,007 -Well, that's eating. -Nah. 468 00:14:45,138 --> 00:14:48,184 -Okay. But either way, pal, you like 'em, right? -I do. [chuckles] 469 00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,664 You want more of 'em? 470 00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:52,145 -I do. -Gonna need them dolla dollabills to-to-to get more of 'em, 471 00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:53,581 which means we got to stay on top of the leaderboard, 472 00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:55,322 we got to win at the game. 473 00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:57,541 And-and-and what about our reputation, man? 474 00:14:57,672 --> 00:15:00,544 -Oh... -Think about, like, our-our legacy, dude. 475 00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:01,676 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. 476 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,112 We've been in this game the longest, right? 477 00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:04,897 But when we stop,you think they're gonna throw us 478 00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,420 some kind of parade? [chuckles] 479 00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:07,987 -They're not, no. -Hell no, man. 480 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,336 We're just gonna be a-a bunch of dudes 481 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,077 who, who played the game once, 482 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:11,947 you know? You want to be a ghost? 483 00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:13,122 -No. -Like the, like the fart 484 00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:15,429 of meals past? You just dissipate into the air, 485 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,910 and then everybody forgets thatyou ever smelled up the place? 486 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,433 -What do you mean I disappear? -Like a fart, man. 487 00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:21,043 That's what I'm talking about. 488 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,871 'Cause that's what Big Mo is. That's what he represents. 489 00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:24,003 It's like a, a death. 490 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,874 -Death?! -A dissipation. That's right. 491 00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,442 So if you're talking about goingout there and having some fun, 492 00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:30,618 all alone, by yourself, to see what's out there? 493 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:32,272 You know what I mean? You're giving this all up. 494 00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,274 Okay? And you're not just givingup being at the top 495 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:35,797 of the leaderboard at some, you know, 496 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,930 laser-amusement-themed park, man, you're talking about 497 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,975 giving up everything. Everything. 498 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,803 Everything we built. 499 00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,413 -Everything we worked so hard for. -Goddamn it, you're right. 500 00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:44,980 That's the death! We'll be done! We'll be gone! 501 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,851 -Exactly, it's a death. -We won't exist! 502 00:15:46,895 --> 00:15:48,157 And we don't know 503 00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:49,593 if we're ever gonna achieve that success 504 00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,421 -ever again just out there. -Damn it, all right, 505 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,728 fine, you're right. We got, we got to guard this space, 506 00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,251 and we can't let Big Mo come in here! 507 00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:56,905 That's what I'm talking about, man. 508 00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:58,211 That's what I'm talking about. 509 00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,430 CHARLIE: Oh, shit, though. We'regoing down the leaderboard, man! 510 00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:01,997 DENNIS: Hey, we can get it back, man. 511 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,651 -We got to protect the base, okay? Are you with me? -Yes! Yes! 512 00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,653 I'm never gonna stop playing this game! 513 00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,176 -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. -I'm never gonna stop... -Chicken wings! 514 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,438 Okay, yeah, let me get some. 515 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:09,657 -Here you go, here... -Come on, let's do it. 516 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,658 All right, baby. 517 00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,616 -What are you doing?! -Got wings. 518 00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,096 I was trying to keep Charlie focused, 519 00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:15,837 and you ruined everything with your goddamn wings, okay? 520 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,057 We get him wings at the end! At the end! 521 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,493 This game is going on too long! 522 00:16:19,623 --> 00:16:23,192 Look, man, WWRD, right?WWRD. What would Rutherford do? 523 00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:24,846 -Hmm? -Who? 524 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:26,152 Rutherford B. Crazy, the guy, the guy, 525 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,849 the guy who built this entire emp-empire. 526 00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:30,069 -What would he do? -He'd do nothing. He's dead. 527 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,679 I'm talking about the guy. The real guy. 528 00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:33,202 -Not-not the cartoon. -Nah, the real guy. 529 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,292 Rutherford B. Crazy. He's actually, his real name 530 00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:38,468 -is Larry Takashi. -Ah? 531 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,428 Yeah. I worked with him in the '90s. He's dead. 532 00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:42,951 -Huh. -That, that can't be right. 533 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,257 -No, it's true. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. 534 00:16:44,387 --> 00:16:46,215 -[Mac chuckling] -Did you see the look on that kid's face 535 00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:48,217 when I grabbed his glassesand I-I threw 'em on the ground 536 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,654 -and stomped all over 'em? -He blasted us to pieces, 537 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,656 but it was worth itjust to see his little ass cry. 538 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,180 Oh, Charlie, you got to get out there with us. 539 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,356 It's so fun. We're finding all kinds 540 00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,793 -of corners of this place that we've never explored before. -Yeah, I'd love to, 541 00:16:58,923 --> 00:16:59,968 I really would, but we're actually-- 542 00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,404 we're losing right now. 543 00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,145 -MAC: Losing? -I got to stay here. 544 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:04,668 -What? Yeah.-Huh? Who cares if we're losing? 545 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:07,236 Dennis said, like, if-if-if we, if we leave the base, 546 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,717 death is gonna come in the form of a fat kid 547 00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,023 who's gonna turn us into fart ghosts 548 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,634 or something like that. So I got to stay. 549 00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:17,072 -What? -Death is gonna come in the form of a fat child, 550 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,682 who will turn us into a fart. 551 00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,162 It sounds crazy now that I'm saying it. 552 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:21,729 Dennis explained it a lot more better. 553 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,731 Dennis, we can't leave the base, right? 554 00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:24,993 That's the deal? 555 00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:26,995 No. 556 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,649 Frank was right. 557 00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:32,305 Rutherford B. Crazy's real namewas Larry Takashi. 558 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:35,090 Yeah, and he was the founderand owner of Laser Tag Fun Zone. 559 00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:36,570 Yeah. So what, though? 560 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,485 Well, apparently, he killed himself. 561 00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:40,313 -Really? -What? 562 00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:43,185 Yeah. He offed himself about three years back now. 563 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,797 -Oh. -Just opened his 100th Laser Tag Fun Zone, 564 00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:49,017 and he drove himself to a wishing well 565 00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:50,584 and threw himself down it. 566 00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:52,064 Well, uh, hang on. Maybe it was a, 567 00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:53,369 -maybe it was an accident. -Oh. 568 00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:56,111 Uh, no, he wrote a suicide noteon a Fun Zone dolla dolla bill, 569 00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:58,113 and it said, "It all meant nothing." 570 00:17:58,157 --> 00:17:59,114 -Ugh. -Damn, man. 571 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,420 -Pretty grim. -That's bleak. 572 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,596 -That's kind of bumming me out.-It's clear. Very clear. 573 00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:04,206 -Killed my appetite. -DENNIS: Mm-hmm. 574 00:18:04,337 --> 00:18:06,034 Nobody came to his funeral. 575 00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:07,340 According to this, his employees all hated him, 576 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,255 and his family barely knew him.I mean, 577 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,343 the guy was miserable. 578 00:18:10,386 --> 00:18:11,866 But he spent his life building this empire, 579 00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:13,346 and-and it all meant nothing? 580 00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:16,349 Shit. So Rutherford be rich. 581 00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,352 Rutherford be successful as all hell. 582 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,136 But you know what else Rutherford be? 583 00:18:23,399 --> 00:18:25,053 Rutherford be right. 584 00:18:25,184 --> 00:18:26,576 Because it all means nothing 585 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,143 if you're not enjoying it. 586 00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:30,058 The dolla dolla bills, you know? 587 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,191 The reputation, the longevity, even the game itself. 588 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,193 What the hell does it matter if you're not having fun? 589 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,020 You know, if you're not having fun anymore, 590 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,327 than screw it. So if something deep down inside you 591 00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:40,112 is telling you it's time to move on, 592 00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,331 then maybe that's what we should do. 593 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,594 So that's it? 594 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:47,597 That's it. 595 00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:51,340 -Time to end the game? -Time to end the game. 596 00:18:51,384 --> 00:18:54,213 Goodbye, base? 597 00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:58,217 Goodbye to the base we've held down for so long. 598 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,349 I am gonna miss it. 599 00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:03,483 But it's time to let Big Mo have it. 600 00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,577 ♪ 601 00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:40,911 MAC: Hey, Big Mo. 602 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:43,523 [Frank chuckles] 603 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,438 Oh, what? You thought we'd gone? 604 00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,396 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 605 00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:49,181 We ain't going anywhere. 606 00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,444 We're never leaving, you little piece of shit. 607 00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:52,706 DENNIS: Let him have it. 608 00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:56,318 [all shouting and laughing] 609 00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:01,671 Yeah, light him up. 610 00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:07,764 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 611 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:40,710 [trio chanting backwards]