1 00:00:02,153 --> 00:00:03,984 Mac, you gotta see this movie, dude. 2 00:00:04,055 --> 00:00:06,114 Really? I thought it was boring. 3 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:07,987 Boring? It's about the end of the world, Dee. 4 00:00:08,059 --> 00:00:09,993 Inconvenient Truth is not about the end of the world. 5 00:00:10,061 --> 00:00:13,428 It is about how if we don't stop global warming, we are going to destroy this environment. 6 00:00:13,498 --> 00:00:16,865 I think it sounds cool. I'll check it out. It is. It's awesome. 7 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,368 Dude, come on. What the hell is that? 8 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:22,270 What? Are you kidding me? 9 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,776 What is the big deal, Dennis? What is the big deal? Are you nuts? 10 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:28,277 It's like you see a movie, and now you're crazy about the environment. 11 00:00:28,346 --> 00:00:32,806 Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I would actually like to do some good in this world, make a difference. 12 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:34,749 You wanna do good? Yes. You can't do good. 13 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:36,719 You're not good at that. I can do good. No. 14 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:40,280 I am capable of doing good. No, you just screw people over for your own benefit. 15 00:00:40,358 --> 00:00:42,986 You guys are gonna be so angry when you look back and you see... 16 00:00:43,061 --> 00:00:46,553 that the world looks at Dennis Reynolds and says, "Dennis, you are a good person. 17 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,826 You are making a di"... 18 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:52,665 Holy shit. What? 19 00:00:52,737 --> 00:00:55,638 There's a baby in this Dumpster. 20 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:33,172 What the hell is it doing? 21 00:01:33,244 --> 00:01:35,735 We gotta call somebody. Who? 22 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,872 The police? The mother? I mean, think, Dee. 23 00:01:37,949 --> 00:01:40,884 Somebody threw this baby in the trash. We can't just put it back into the system. 24 00:01:40,952 --> 00:01:43,147 It is a terrible system. It's a horrible system. 25 00:01:43,221 --> 00:01:46,213 We live in a throwaway culture where everyone's just lookin' for the easy way out. 26 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:48,690 You don't wanna carry your Big Gulp anymore? Throw it in the street. 27 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,955 Don't wanna take care of your baby? Throw it in a Dumpster. 28 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,861 I just can't take it. Charlie, you're harpin' on it. 29 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:57,458 Well, I'm sorry. I'd like to know whether or not I share a bed with my father. 30 00:01:57,535 --> 00:02:01,027 I'm tellin' you, I am not your father. Then take a stupid blood test. 31 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:03,039 I'm not takin' no blood test. It's so easy. 32 00:02:03,107 --> 00:02:05,974 It's a little prick... Look, I've had enough of this. I'm not even gonna talk... 33 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:09,638 What the hell is that? It's a baby we found in the trash. 34 00:02:10,848 --> 00:02:12,782 Well, put it back. It doesn't belong to you. 35 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,374 We're not gonna put it back. 36 00:02:14,452 --> 00:02:17,080 Well, give it to the cops. Get it outta here. It's bad for business. 37 00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:20,647 Oh, that's great, Frank. Pass the buck. Just passin'... Everybody passin' the buck. 38 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:24,058 You know, it's time we started taking responsibility for the refuse we're creating. 39 00:02:24,128 --> 00:02:27,928 Oh, my God, dude. Are you still harpin' on that stupid global heating movie you saw? 40 00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:31,560 "Global warming," Charlie. Yeah. Right. 41 00:02:31,636 --> 00:02:34,332 Like the earth is magically getting hotter. 42 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,238 All right, stop! Clearly this is not the right environment for a child. 43 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:40,505 I will take care of the Dumpster baby until we figure out what to do with it. 44 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:43,445 Dee, you're helping me. What? No, I'm not. 45 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:46,210 You see what's happening here? Do you see this? 46 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:49,981 Family values in this country are going down the toilet, and it's because of people like you. 47 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:53,717 Men and women raising a child together is a proven system a thousand years old. 48 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:56,089 There are parental roles that need to be filled here, right? 49 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,958 Otherwise, the kid winds up roaming the streets... 50 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,498 having unprotected sex with multiple partners... Mm-hmm. 51 00:03:01,566 --> 00:03:05,058 Sharing needles and contracting the H.I.V. Virus, and it's all your fault. 52 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:10,096 Are you happy, Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full-blown Al DS. 53 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:21,483 What the hell are these scrubs doing, dude? They're activists, Charlie. 54 00:03:21,552 --> 00:03:24,715 They're sifting through the trash looking for recyclable materials. 55 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,723 Recycling. What a waste. 56 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:30,887 Frank, we are trying to make a difference. 57 00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:35,157 You see? He has no problem not callin' me "Dad. " 58 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,935 Uh, hey, man. Where can I get one of those recycle bags? 59 00:03:39,003 --> 00:03:42,029 Get lost, narc. Excuse me? 60 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:46,836 What we're doing is completely legal, so why don't you just leave us alone? 61 00:03:46,911 --> 00:03:49,402 Oh. No, I'm not a cop, man. I just wanna help out. 62 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,506 Sure you do. I saw you pull up in that Range Rover. 63 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,983 Is everything okay, Sage? Yeah. No, everything's fine. 64 00:03:55,052 --> 00:03:58,544 I was just explaining to your friend that I... I want to help you guys out. 65 00:03:58,623 --> 00:04:00,557 Listen, bro. I know your type: 66 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,355 Straightedge, mainline weekend warrior comin' down here... 67 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:06,760 in your cashmere sweater with your moussedup, hairsprayed coif. 68 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:09,493 This isn't just a hobby for us. 69 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:13,264 So why don't you take your phony, suburban, halfassed bullshit... 70 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,305 someplace else? 71 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:23,742 I'll take that, hippie. 72 00:04:23,814 --> 00:04:27,750 Ah Hey, Frank Frank Fr-Frank 73 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:31,379 Haha! 74 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,217 Dude, do you believe this thing, man? It's a... 75 00:04:39,463 --> 00:04:42,591 Charlie, Charlie, get down... 76 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:45,727 Dude, it's amazing! Look at this. Bro, you can chop a camel right in the hump... 77 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:48,169 and drink all its milk right off the tip of this thing, man. 78 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:51,572 That is a find, man! That's spectacular. This is an Ali Baba sword, dude. 79 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:54,475 Come on, you guys. Let's get out of here. Look, Dennis. Look at this. 80 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,639 I don't care about that, all right? You guys are makin' me look like an asshole. 81 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,910 I'm out here tryin' to make a difference, and you're over here... 82 00:04:59,984 --> 00:05:01,918 rummagin' around the trash like a couple of narcs, okay? 83 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:07,117 You can't just come down here with your mainline, cashmere, moussecoif hair spray... 84 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:09,386 and start bein' like a suburban tool. 85 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:11,826 You can't... 86 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,797 Are you feeling all right? What are you saying? Did you even look at this? 87 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:18,824 I don't know. I think I just got punked out by a couple of hippies. 88 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:20,962 I gotta do somethin' about this. 89 00:05:22,807 --> 00:05:25,742 Goddamn, this Dumpster baby's heavy. No, no, it's good for your back. 90 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:28,745 All right. So we got the diapers and the wipes and the powder. 91 00:05:28,813 --> 00:05:31,475 Shit, this raisin' babies is easy, huh? Huh? 92 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:34,780 I think, first things first, the baby smells like trash, right? Throw it in the bath. 93 00:05:34,852 --> 00:05:37,343 Already with this? I didn't do it. 94 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,981 Already with this? I come home to a crying baby? I didn't do anything. 95 00:05:40,057 --> 00:05:41,922 No, I didn't do anything. It's okay. Jesus Christ. 96 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:45,360 You know what? I'm just gonna kick back, grab a beer and watch the Sixers, all right? 97 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,624 You're not gonna help? You wanted me to do this with you. 98 00:05:47,698 --> 00:05:50,360 Would it kill you to go shopping once in a while? We're outta beer. 99 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,426 Oh, we are? No, we're not out of anything, Mac, 'cause you don't live here. 100 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,199 Wait... One left. Nice. 101 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,706 Great. Hey, if we're gonna raise this baby together... 102 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,175 I think it's important we at least try to make it work, so... 103 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:02,974 when you're done with the bath, why don't you go out and get some beer... 104 00:06:03,047 --> 00:06:05,709 and, um, a pack of smokes would be good. 105 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:09,310 We're not gonna raise anything together. I said I would help hang on to this Dumpster baby... 106 00:06:09,387 --> 00:06:11,947 for a couple of days until we figure what to do with it. Really? 107 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,116 Yes. You're gonna raise your voice to me right now? 108 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:16,625 I'm not raising my voice. Well, I'm tryin' to have a rational conversation. 109 00:06:16,694 --> 00:06:19,595 I feel like you're berating me for absolutely no reason. So you know what? What? 110 00:06:19,664 --> 00:06:23,156 For the sake of the baby, we need some space. I'm gonna go with the guys, blow off steam. 111 00:06:23,234 --> 00:06:27,136 What? You're just gonna dump this thing on me and leave? You gonna guilt me into staying? 112 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:31,072 Okay, I guess I have to stay... for the sake of Dumpster Baby. But I will tell you what. 113 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:34,703 I'm not gonna stand here and be berated. I'm going to bed. 114 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,214 My God, I can't... Charlie... 115 00:06:44,288 --> 00:06:46,654 would you just please lay there and go to sleep? 116 00:06:46,724 --> 00:06:49,955 I can't sleep, dude. It's impossible. My mind's goin', like, a mile a minute. 117 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:53,121 Well, stop thinkin' about it. I'm not your father. Now go to sleep. No. 118 00:06:53,197 --> 00:06:56,633 Dude, it's not that. I'm thinkin' about something completely different. 119 00:06:57,968 --> 00:07:01,233 It's the trash, isn't it? It's the sweet, sweet trash. 120 00:07:01,305 --> 00:07:03,899 I mean, man, we found some amazing shit out there today. 121 00:07:03,974 --> 00:07:06,772 The kind of shit I didn't think you could find in the trash, you know? 122 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:10,109 And, uh, I'm just goin' nuts thinkin' about what else is out there. 123 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:13,708 Frank, there's ordinary guys just like you and me goin' through everyone else's trash. 124 00:07:13,784 --> 00:07:17,049 They don't appreciate it. Ah, people don't appreciate their trash, Frank. 125 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:22,254 Let's go get the flashlights. 126 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:28,029 So I scale this tree. I mean, this is a big tree too, right? I get to the top of it. 127 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:32,195 I find the nest. This is... This is baby bluebirds. They're starving to death. 128 00:07:32,269 --> 00:07:36,706 So I regurgitate my lunch and I nourish the entire flock... Wow. 129 00:07:36,774 --> 00:07:38,901 Like... Well, well, well. Check it out, babe. 130 00:07:38,976 --> 00:07:41,171 The narc is back. Mmm. 131 00:07:41,245 --> 00:07:45,773 Hey, uh, Sage, I thought about what you said, and I think you were right, man. 132 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:48,910 I was halfassing it. But I'm not gonna halfass it anymore. 133 00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:52,752 I'm gonna devote myself completely to the cause. Look, bro. Just 'cause... 134 00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:55,519 you come in here with your Birkenstocks and your Phish T-shirt... 135 00:07:55,593 --> 00:07:57,561 doesn't mean you're devoted. 136 00:07:57,628 --> 00:08:00,188 Means you're a total poser. 137 00:08:00,264 --> 00:08:02,698 Wow. Um... 138 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:05,531 Well, you know what, man? Uh, I'm just gonna go then, I guess. 139 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:09,596 You know, I'll take my Birkenstocks and my Phish T-shirt and my... 140 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,005 kind bud with me. What? 141 00:08:13,611 --> 00:08:15,841 Did you just say you had kind bud? 142 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:20,179 Kind bu... Yeah. I mean, you know, I just have, like... 143 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:22,685 this much. 144 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:25,415 Hey, and look at this. It's a little ray gun, like. 145 00:08:25,489 --> 00:08:28,481 Oh, that's nice, man. Look at this thing right here, dude. 146 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:32,757 Put this in a plastic bag and, boom, shower radio, buddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. 147 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,991 Unbelievable. We're on a roll. Here's... 148 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:40,093 Look at this. We wrap stuff in this. Look. We can wrap it all up. 149 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:43,504 All right. Electrics. Electrics! 150 00:08:45,576 --> 00:08:47,771 Whoa! A sneaker. What size? 151 00:08:47,845 --> 00:08:50,143 Fourteen. Throw it in the pile, baby. 152 00:08:50,214 --> 00:08:53,706 Crash in the pile. Ah, Charlie, isn't this great? 153 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:56,116 We go right to the source! Forget about the dump. 154 00:08:56,187 --> 00:09:00,180 Yeah. Screw the dump, man. It's right in your backyard, dude. Yeah. This is it. 155 00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:02,623 What's that? What's that? What's that? It's another coat, man. 156 00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:04,627 Ooh, can I have it? No. 157 00:09:04,695 --> 00:09:06,629 Well, you already got one. Frank, use your head. 158 00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:10,064 This is the coat that's gonna protect my other coat. Come on, man. 159 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,737 Oh, when you're right, you're right. Look at that. Yeah, baby. You'll find one. 160 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,205 If you keep diggin', you're gonna find one of these. 161 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:20,675 Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. Huh? Oh, hello. 162 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:22,837 Look who it is, huh? 163 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:26,246 The girl who ruined my life by fallin' in love with my best friend... 164 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,410 and havin' sex with this guy right here. 165 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,419 How you doin'? Gross. 166 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,081 And "gross" to you. And you know what? I don't know what you're doing. 167 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:35,717 I don't want to know. Go and do it in somebody else's Dumpster, okay? 168 00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:39,559 Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. What do you got in those? 169 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:42,155 Coffee cups and food scraps. 170 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,327 Yeah, we'll take 'em. Hand 'em over. 171 00:09:47,104 --> 00:09:49,800 I don't know why it's cranky, okay? Well, maybe he's hungry. 172 00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:53,435 Your thoughts on nursing it? I haven't slept in three days. I don't have thoughts anymore. 173 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,377 You know, raising a child is not nearly as fun as I thought it'd be. 174 00:09:56,447 --> 00:10:00,315 Well, what if we put it back where we found it? 175 00:10:03,754 --> 00:10:09,715 Oh, my God, that is the cutest little baby I've ever seen. What's his name? 176 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,626 Uh, his name is... It's... 177 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,630 D... B. D.B. 178 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:19,863 Oh, he could be a Gerber Baby. He could be in commercials. 179 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,640 I have an idea. I'm three steps ahead of ya. 180 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,303 We need to make Dumpster Baby a star. Exactly. 181 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:31,473 This is exactly what I'm talkin' about. We can't put it back into a corrupt system. No. 182 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,279 We have an opportunity to give it a real future here. Yes, by making it a star. 183 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:37,684 And who have better lives than child stars? Nobody. 184 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:41,816 Nobody. Rich, famous... They have it all. The happiest people on earth. 185 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:45,933 D.B., my main man, you got tossed into the right Dumpster. 186 00:10:49,236 --> 00:10:52,000 Brenda, I'm not gonna waste any more of your time than I have to. 187 00:10:52,073 --> 00:10:56,510 We've got meetings with agents all over town. Can you make D.B. A star? 188 00:10:56,577 --> 00:11:00,274 Well, I'm sorry to say, but in today's commercial world... 189 00:11:00,347 --> 00:11:02,577 there's just no room for another white baby actor. 190 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,584 There's an influx already. 191 00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:07,177 White babies don't sell. White babies just aren't selling right now. 192 00:11:07,254 --> 00:11:09,586 Who is selling, Brenda? 193 00:11:09,657 --> 00:11:13,218 Well, the Latino market is the fastest growing demographic in the country. 194 00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:15,854 Great. So Mexicans are selling. Oh, well, D.B. Can play Mexican. 195 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:17,864 Yeah. D.B. Could definitely be a Mexican. 196 00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:20,696 We get him some pistols. He fires 'em off like crazy. He does... 197 00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:23,032 Do the jumpin' thing. He does the Mexican Jumpin' Bean. Watch this. 198 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:25,664 Ayayay! 199 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:28,004 We get him a little thing with chips. He could sell chips. 200 00:11:28,075 --> 00:11:30,009 And he can dip the chips into the nacho cheese. 201 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:31,567 It's perfect. It's perfect. It's hilarious. 202 00:11:31,645 --> 00:11:33,545 For all we know, he is Mexican. 203 00:11:33,614 --> 00:11:36,378 'Cause here's the thing. Tell 'em the thing. Oh, we've got... Ooh, I... 204 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,645 Look. I can't really get into the specifics of the whole thing... 205 00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:41,688 but we've got no idea who D.B.'s dad is. We don't know who the dad is. 206 00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:46,591 It isn't me. I'm sorry, but your son just does not look Latino. 207 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:51,597 Oh. Well, I mean, that's a bit of a disappointment. That makes me sad. 208 00:11:51,665 --> 00:11:54,463 Yeah, because we're truly tryin' to give him a... future. 209 00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,469 Is there anything that we can do? 210 00:11:56,537 --> 00:12:00,598 Well, not unless you can change the color of this baby's skin. 211 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:07,303 Let me get this straight. You want to put your baby into a tanning bed. 212 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:10,942 That's correct. I'm sorry. That's against the law. 213 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:14,579 Look, pal, we are well aware of the law, okay? And we don't wanna jam you up here. 214 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:18,318 We just wanna put him in there for a couple of minutes. Just to get a base. 215 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:22,658 We'll sign whatever waivers. Cook him a couple of minutes, and we'll be out of your hair. 216 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:25,290 I am feeling compelled to call the authorities. 217 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:28,494 Oh, are you? Well, then why don't we take our business elsewhere? 218 00:12:28,569 --> 00:12:31,470 I sense some judgment in your voice, sir, and I don't appreciate it. 219 00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:34,872 You could have helped change this child's life forever. You chose not to. 220 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:37,376 That's on you. I can live with that. 221 00:12:37,444 --> 00:12:39,776 Come on, D.B. I guess the road to stardom... 222 00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:42,645 is paved with hard knocks and orange assholes. 223 00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:47,511 Trees are people too Save this tree 224 00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:50,921 These developer pigs are gonna tear down this tree. 225 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:54,859 So tonight we will hold a candlelight vigil in protest. 226 00:12:54,929 --> 00:12:58,865 Hey, Sage, Asriel, can we commune for a moment? Yeah. What's up? 227 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,424 Well, listen. I don't want to be putting out any negative vibrations... 228 00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:05,029 or anything like that, but I think we're going about this the wrong way. 229 00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:08,438 Thanks, but, uh, we got it. Okay, why don't we hear him out, Sage? 230 00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:13,344 Thanks, Asriel. Well, listen. While I think lighting a couple of candles... 231 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:16,349 and singin' a few sweet jams sounds like a really good time... 232 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,351 it's not gonna stop a bulldozer. 233 00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:21,047 Somebody needs to step up and be a hero here. 234 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:24,613 So I'm thinkin', I would chain myself to that tree... 235 00:13:24,692 --> 00:13:28,788 and that way, if they wanna kill that tree, they gotta kill me first. 236 00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:31,263 That is so brave of you, Dennis. 237 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,856 Is it? Wait. 238 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:36,767 If anyone is gonna chain themselves to anything, it's gonna be me. 239 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:39,806 But it was Dennis's idea. No, wait, Asriel. He's right. 240 00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:43,401 Maybe it should be him. Right. I'm the one in charge here. 241 00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,035 Right. You're the one in charge. Right. 242 00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:45,976 Right. Right. 243 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,741 Mountain, go get some chains. 244 00:13:47,815 --> 00:13:49,908 No, wait. Hold off on that, Mountain. 245 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:53,146 I brought some. 246 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,780 Charlie, we gotta stop. We gotta stop. No. Two more stops, Frank. 247 00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,847 Let's keep it moving. Let's drop it off at base camp. 248 00:13:57,925 --> 00:14:01,361 No. No base camp. We gotta keep movin', Frank. March! No, it's fallin'. 249 00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:05,057 Ho! Do not lose that. Do not lose that. It's just a bottle. 250 00:14:05,132 --> 00:14:07,600 All right, I think we gotta stop. We gotta stop at the apartment. 251 00:14:07,668 --> 00:14:10,466 No, dude. There's no time for that, man! We gotta drop some stuff off. 252 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:13,506 All right, fine. We'll make it quick. All right. 253 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:17,635 Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit. 254 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:19,804 What? Yeah. I mean... 255 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,370 What'd you say, get rid of it? Yeah. 256 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:25,407 Frank, look at this. Huh? Yeah. 257 00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:28,319 This... This... Look at that, bro! Yeah. Yeah. 258 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:32,382 This here's our future, man. People are just throwin' this away. Get rid of it, dude? 259 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:35,656 Frank, we start gettin' rid of this, we're gonna be just like the wasters out there. 260 00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:38,425 Look... Hey, guess what. Somebody else is gonna find it. 261 00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:40,592 Ah, you're right, you're right, you're right. 262 00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:43,262 Well, where are we gonna sleep? 263 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:52,138 You sure you still wanna do this? 264 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:57,141 Me and my girl side-by-side... 265 00:14:57,217 --> 00:15:00,914 savin' a life, bringin' in the dawn together. 266 00:15:00,988 --> 00:15:04,116 I mean, come on! Looks like it's gonna rain. 267 00:15:04,191 --> 00:15:06,159 It does look like it's gonna rain. 268 00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:08,956 Have you seen Asriel? No. 269 00:15:10,464 --> 00:15:12,557 Wonder where she is. 270 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:16,125 Riders on the storm 271 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:20,199 Tonight we cross the plane of reality... 272 00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:24,142 Into the dimension of no place or time. 273 00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:26,202 Open your mouth. 274 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:31,211 Become the journey. 275 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:33,947 Like a dog without a bone 276 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:38,458 What are we doin', man? It's pourin' rain out here! We're actin' like animals. 277 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:42,154 But we gotta stick together, Frank, if we're gonna make it. Yeah, let's stick together. 278 00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,356 All right. Let's use our heads. What are we gonna do? 279 00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:47,423 We gotta get outta this rain. Yeah. Where are we gonna go? 280 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:53,205 We could get in that Dumpster. 281 00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:55,434 I'm not above that. Let's go. 282 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:58,535 Asriel! 283 00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:02,605 Where are you? 284 00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,459 Can you give me a bite of that, dude? Mmm. Yeah. 285 00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:26,097 I'm starvin', you know. 286 00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:28,903 Charlie, I'm really sorry that I banged your girlfriend. 287 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:31,206 Ah, bro, you gotta stop talkin' about that, dude. 288 00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:33,508 I'm also sorry that I didn't get the blood test. 289 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:37,175 But I know... I'm a hundred percent positive... that I am not your dad. 290 00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:39,981 Dude, how can you be a hundred percent positive, dude? How do you know? 291 00:16:40,054 --> 00:16:45,287 Your mother and I were gonna keep this a secret, but... 292 00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:48,294 after we made love, she did get pregnant... 293 00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:51,092 but she had an abortion. 294 00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:54,225 Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 295 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:57,031 Are you sure she went through with it, dude? 'Cause maybe she didn't tell you. 296 00:16:57,104 --> 00:17:01,040 I mean, she probably went right from the clinic and banged some guy and got knocked up... 297 00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,167 because your mother was a giant whore. 298 00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:05,643 Ah, you know what, dude? I don't believe you, Frank, all right? 299 00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:08,408 It's hard to take. Just... Oh, my God. You're a liar, man. 300 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:12,919 Girl, you gotta love your man 301 00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:16,581 Where are you goin', Charlie? To find out the truth! 302 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:21,884 Charlie! Make him understand 303 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:23,896 Yeah 304 00:17:30,304 --> 00:17:33,705 Frank doesn't know the truth. I knew it. 305 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:37,210 All right. You didn't have an abortion, you just told him you did. I get that. 306 00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:40,610 No. I had an abortion. It just didn't take. 307 00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:47,350 Wha... What does that mean? It means, you survived it. 308 00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:51,949 You survived the abortion. What the hell are you talking about, Mom? 309 00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:55,825 W We went to one of those clinics... one of those underground clinics... 310 00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:58,421 because Frank didn't want to spend a lot of money... Yeah. 311 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:02,663 And I had the procedure, and then they told me you were dead... Okay. 312 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:07,400 And then three months later, you popped out, happy as a clam! 313 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:09,999 Sweetie, I had to keep it a secret from Frank. 314 00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:12,739 I never wanted the abortion in the first place. 315 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:17,182 But he was married, and I knew, if he found out, he would have forced me... 316 00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,344 to get rid of you once and for all. 317 00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:22,855 He would have made me throw you in a Dumpster. 318 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:29,753 Oh, my... God. 319 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:34,426 Nope. His skin needs to be darker, Dee. Yeah, I know. 320 00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,662 We're just gonna paint this bronzing lotion on him. Shoe polish. 321 00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:38,227 Shoe polish? Shoe polish. 322 00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:40,296 Shoe polish on a baby? You're such an idiot. 323 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,899 That's gonna look stupid and smell like shit. We'll see. 324 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,969 Where's D. B? My door's open! 325 00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:49,038 Did he get kidnapped? Somebody came in and took him? 326 00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:51,311 There's a note. There's a note! 327 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:55,788 "Taked' baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime." 328 00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:57,790 Charlie. 329 00:18:57,858 --> 00:19:02,795 Feast your eyes on this! Oh, my God, Charlie. Where did you get a baby? 330 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:05,627 I think you know good and well where I got this baby, now don't you? 331 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:07,189 What the hell are you talking about? 332 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,827 I'm talkin' about you and Frank... 333 00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,701 throwin' your love child here in the Dumpster behind Paddy's Pub! 334 00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:16,072 What, did you think I wouldn't find out? Well, I did. Yeah. Yeah! 335 00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:18,668 What you might not know, though, is that this little baby of yours... 336 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:20,679 also happens to be my half brother. 337 00:19:20,747 --> 00:19:24,114 Charlie, the incident with Frank happened three months ago. 338 00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:28,348 It takes nine months to make a baby, so you can just give me the baby and stop screaming. 339 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:30,413 You know, there was a time where I would've helped you... 340 00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,549 raise this little Dumpster baby brother of mine like a son. 341 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,026 But that's gone now, 'cause you ruined it! 342 00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:38,861 You threw your babies away! And you threw your swords away! 343 00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:41,366 You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats! 344 00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:45,531 And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of 'em! 345 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,274 Get me the number for Child Services. 346 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,939 Hey, Sage, buddy. How are you, man? 347 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:59,008 How are you feelin'? Guh, I... I did it. LI saved the tree. 348 00:19:59,086 --> 00:20:03,216 You sure did, man. You saved that tree. Wow. I gotta say, man, I'm really impressed. 349 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,281 I don't think I could've done what you did here today. 350 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,293 Guh, I'm a hero. You are. You're a hero. 351 00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:10,091 Yep. Guh... Come here. Come here. Come with me. 352 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:13,997 Man, it is a good day to be alive. It's a good day to be alive, isn't it? 353 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:18,060 Okay, guys. She's all yours. 354 00:20:21,642 --> 00:20:23,610 You might wanna see this. 355 00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:34,079 I banged your girlfriend. 356 00:20:34,221 --> 00:20:37,679 What time did he say? Uh, "later bar, night or day sometime. " 357 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,282 What does that mean? I don't know. 358 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:43,625 Hey, any of you guys seen that Ali Baba sword Charlie had? What? 359 00:20:43,697 --> 00:20:47,394 The little shit dumped me in a Dumpster last night, and I'm takin' all his stuff. 360 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,368 It's every man for himself. I gotta find that Ali Baba sword. 361 00:20:50,437 --> 00:20:53,235 Pour me a shot there, Dee. I am the man. 362 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:56,902 Why are you so chipper? Well, I got punked out by this peace activist. 363 00:20:56,977 --> 00:21:00,913 So what I did is, I infiltrated his organization, I banged his girlfriend, and then I... 364 00:21:00,981 --> 00:21:04,417 Hey, Frank! You recognize this young man right here? Interrupt me. All right. 365 00:21:04,484 --> 00:21:09,046 Or should I say, "Hey, Dad"? Yeah. That's right, everybody. 366 00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:11,682 Who would like to hear a mind-blowing story? 367 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,989 Nobody. Give us back our baby so we can paint it. Oh, you're gonna paint it, huh? 368 00:21:15,062 --> 00:21:18,031 Well, be careful painting it, 'cause you'll be painting my brother. 369 00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:20,259 But I guess you already knew that, didn't you, Dad? 370 00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:22,359 What the hell are you talkin' about, Charlie? 371 00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:25,462 I'm talkin' about you and the waitress dumpin' your baby in a Dumpster! 372 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:29,305 And the abortion that you tried to make my mom have? Well, guess what, Frankie. 373 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:33,836 It didn't take. I'm an abortion survivor, Dad! I survived the abortion, Dad! 374 00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:37,350 Charlie! First of all, it takes nine months to have a baby. 375 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,351 That is not my baby. 376 00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:43,651 Second of all, your mother is feedin' you a line of crap 377 00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:46,124 Holy shit. You guys kept the Ali Baba sword? 378 00:21:46,193 --> 00:21:48,559 Gimme the sword! That's the sword I want. Back off, man. 379 00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:53,357 It's my sword anyway Stop grabbin' it!