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We keep putting more on, and It's not showing up at all.

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Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right?

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I'm gonna file that up here actually.

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What are you doing? Cleaning my hands off.

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What are you, a cat? Use a towel. My mouth's right here.

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We talked about this. No getting high on the supply.

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I'm not getting high. I'm just cleaning my hands.

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We have to be very careful, considering
our past addictions to glue and crack.

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We got over that. I got over that.

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I don't smoke crack anymore. You huff glue every single day.

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No, I don't. No? Did you have any today?

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It's still gross, Frank. We made a thousand dollars.

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No. I made a thousand dollars. You didn't do shit.

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You just sat in the car and read a magazine.
What the hell do I need you for?

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Give me that money. Every ho needs his pimp.

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We got any vials around here? Vials for what?

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We went back to Bingo. We got a little of the cocaine back...

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with the money that we got from the pills.

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You better go back and get a gun,
because dealin' drugs is dangerous.

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No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug.
There's no danger involved.

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It's, like, stockbrokers and high-powered business executives.

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We'll just go down to Center City and...

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Waltz into a board meeting, slap your
drugs down on the conference table...

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and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs?
We're drug dealers. "

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Are you saying that's not gonna work? What are you saying?

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What are you saying exactly?

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I'm saying that that is not gonna... You don't like that idea?

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At least we didn't become prostitutes.

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I am not a prostitute. I am providing... Let me handle this.

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Dennis is providing a very important
service to lonely people in need.

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Really? So he speaks for you now? No.

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I was... He doesn't have to speak if he doesn't want to.

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I don't? Really? No. You leave everything to me.

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All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink...

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and just keep looking handsome.

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Okay. I like that arrangement. Get me a beer, Frank.

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Oh, no beer. Too many calories. Yep.

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It's all about keeping this body fit. Mm-hmm.

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Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.

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Well, that doesn't have much calories...

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so I think that's a smart... drink.

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I take care of my boy.

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Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up.

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Why you wanna hurt me? I'm not hurtin' you.
Just shut up and play cards.

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You're judgin'. You judge me all the time.

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I'm just tryin' to remain elegant over here.

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Don't try so hard. Remain quiet.

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Oh! Youse guys got the right idea with these.

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It's, like, the perfect mix of comfort and wind resistance.

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They make that In men's?

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Huh? I think this is men's. Yeah, it's men's.

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Listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go down
to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em.

53
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We're right in the middle of somethin' right now.

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Don't you guys do anything besides
play cards and eat deli meats?

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Go wash my car.

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Fellas! I feel like I'm being seriously underutilized here.

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Look, if you just give me a chance...

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I could show you how hard I actually am.

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What? That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me.

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And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.

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What's the matter with you? I'm eatin' here.

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What? What are you talkin' about, your dick?

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My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my
brute force and my catlike reflexes.

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You hear that, Anthony? He's got catlike reflexes.

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That's right. Hands like a cat.

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You know what? I think someone
just earned themselves a nickname.

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Really? What? Yep.

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From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.

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I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands.

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But Cougar Hands would be good.

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Here's to you, Pussy Hands. That's great. It's settled.

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Hey, Pussy Hands, go wash my car.

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How about Jaguar Hands? Nah.

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Leopard Hands? Nah.

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Panther Hands. Nah.

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Goddamn it.

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Go get your saucer of milk, honey.

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He does have gorgeous hands though.

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Excuse us. Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?

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Hi. Would you two be interested in...

81
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These people are just walking too fast.

82
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You know what we should do?
We should go back to the country club.

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Remember the country club, with the jockeys?

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This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse.

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Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse.

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They're raping the shit out of it. Excuse me, sir. Can I talk...

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They're racing by us as fast as they can.

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These people are revved up. They're in
fifth gear, and we're stuck in first.

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We need to boost our r.p.m.'s. Let's get goin' a little bit.

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What are you suggesting?

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A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder,
then we're back on the street.

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Not in your nose. That's how you become a drug addict.

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Rub it all over your gums, Dee. All over your gums.

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Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you?

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Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie.

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I see... It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head.

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I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good.

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That's the feeling you're going for.
That's where you wanna be at.

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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes.
That's what I've been doing.

100
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It kinda wears down. What? Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes?

101
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No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while.

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No more gumming. We're good though.

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I'm ready. I'm good. I feel pretty good.

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I feel weird, but pretty good. Let's start the show.

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Let's be like Wall Street and... Rickety Cricket.

106
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That's Rickety Cricket! Rickety!

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Rickety Cricket! Rickety!

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Rickety Cricket! Rickety!

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Where have you been hiding? Where have you been?

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They let you become a priest again, huh? Congratulations.

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It's the reverend. Hey, man. How you doin', man?

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Keep your head up, Reverend. Keep the faith.

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Bless you.

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Oh. Yikes. I get it. It's like... Okay.

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Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church...

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my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.

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Who? Me or Charlie?

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You, Dee. You.

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That doesn't ring a bell. There was something that happened.

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I wasn't sure that it was that. I don't think it was that.

121
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So you're livin' on the streets now, Cricket.

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Yes, I'm living... That's great. That's really great.

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Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.

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It's one of the darkest times of my life.

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Is it? Is it? That makes sense. Yes.

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But the good thing is that you must know a lot of drug addicts.

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Yes. I was actually attacked by a
couple last night. Almost got stabbed.

128
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Really? That's great. Did you? Did you really?

129
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Wonderful, Cricket. Then you can help us sell our cocaine.

130
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Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?

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Do you bump into them? Do you guys hang out on certain corners?

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Are you close? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You want me to sell drugs for you?

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We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah.

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Know what I mean? But you.

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They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself.

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You got the "street urchin" thing goin' on.

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Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin.

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You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.

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I was a priest. I have a master's in theology.

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That was then. This is now. What good's it doing you?

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I am trying to get my life back on track.
I don't think selling drugs is a smart move.

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Uhoh. I'm sorry. Come on, Cricket.

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I guess Charlie and I didn't see you
sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.

145
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

146
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What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you?

147
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You just enjoy pushing my buttons.

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What have you done? I've done nothing to her.

149
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Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?

150
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You're not fooling anybody, Cricket.

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Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other...

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and you're letting that get in the
way of a good business deal here.

153
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Look, Cricket, for the love of God, help us out here, man.

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I am not...

155
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I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place.

156
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No. Till you're back up on your feet.

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Dee's place? Yeah. You two alone, together.

158
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One thing could lead to another. You never know.

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You think she still likes me?

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Yeah.

161
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I wasn't sure. I know we have sort of a sexual tension.

162
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No, no, no. You guys got your own thing going on.

163
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I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together.

164
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Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't believe you had that thing made.

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Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit.

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Great. How much money did you drop on that?

167
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A lot.

168
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You spend a shitload of money on a chalice
you're just gonna eat cereal out of...

169
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but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?

170
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By the way, your Jane is sitting over there.

171
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Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude, she's, like, a hundred years old.

172
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Sixty-eight tops. That's still extremely old.

173
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Well, I'm not kissing that.

174
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You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.

175
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This time, nothing with the ass.

176
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That got really weird last time.

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What are you talkin' about? You didn't
set up that ass play on the last one?

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No. I never set up any ass play.

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All right. Well.

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I wanna set up a doctor's appointment
anyway just to be... just to be safe.

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All right. Do that. All right. Here we go.

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Hypothetically speaking here...

183
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do you think you could teach a horse
to sit on a barstool and drink beer?

184
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I don't know. Maybe. Would you hypothetically
pay really good money to see that?

185
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Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar?
That is completely insane.

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I'm askin' hypothetical questions here.

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I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied with
worrying about being killed by the mob...

188
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because a homeless priest ran off
with all of our drugs. Sure. Sure.

189
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Who is it? It's Matt.

190
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Who? Matthew Mara.

191
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It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
It's Rickety Cricket.

192
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Hey! Come on in, man. Hey!

193
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Come in. Oh! Yeah!

194
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Where should I put this? Why does he have that?

195
00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:11,360
Why does he have his stuff? Charlie
said I could move... It's not important.

196
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Look at this place.

197
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It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is?

198
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Cricks? How'd you do with our drugs, man?

199
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Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.

200
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Hey, is there a dream catcher above your bed?

201
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Shit, shit, shit! Holy shit! Look at all that money.

202
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That is a huge wad of money.
This is more money than we make at the bar.

203
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I have never seen this much money in one spot. Oh, my God.

204
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I guess we can pay the mob back.
We can definitely pay them back.

205
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That's good. But we have another day.

206
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We have a whole day. We have 24
whole hours to go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

207
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He flipped this in what? No time really.

208
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He flipped it so fast, Charlie.
Let's think a little bit for a second.

209
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We could flip another batch. We could pay the mob back.

210
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We could have money left over for ourselves.

211
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Maybe a little coke. Yeah, more coke.

212
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I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie.

213
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We can have some coke then. She likes Swiss!

214
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I knew it! I pictured Swiss.

215
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Hey, uh, Cricket. Cricket, buddy.

216
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Can I talk to you for a second?

217
00:10:01,887 --> 00:10:05,152
Look, uh, you did such a fantastic job...

218
00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:08,887
that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again.

219
00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:12,488
But you guys said it was a onetime thing. We say things all day.

220
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We say words all the time. We said so many things.

221
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,430
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that
bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.

222
00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:21,029
Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired.

223
00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,835
Are you tired? I'm just so tired.

224
00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,899
Check it out. I got the thing for you right here.

225
00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:28,378
Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash.

226
00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:30,176
No. Dip your finger in there.

227
00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:32,581
Look, Cricket. I got the thing for you here.

228
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I can't. Let's speed you up.

229
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And then you'll wanna get back out there.

230
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Oh. Aah. Yeah.

231
00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,592
Oh. Shh.

232
00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,037
Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank?

233
00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,073
I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.

234
00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:59,133
No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.

235
00:10:59,211 --> 00:11:01,179
Check this out.

236
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:04,773
Jesus Christ, man. What, you got a problem?

237
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,580
Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore. You are a whore.

238
00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:09,382
I'm not a whore.

239
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,423
I'm a handsome companion who goes
to nice dinners with fancy women...

240
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,424
and who has rules about what he'll do.

241
00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:15,892
What happened to the rules,
Frank? You can still have your rules.

242
00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:20,057
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.

243
00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,692
I'm walkin' from this... What the hell, dude?

244
00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:26,295
I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.

245
00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,863
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?

246
00:11:28,941 --> 00:11:32,138
Don't talk back to me! Okay. Sorry.

247
00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:35,840
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.

248
00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:38,109
It's you and me against the world.

249
00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:40,947
I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you.

250
00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:44,353
You promise? I promise.

251
00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:47,756
And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby.

252
00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:50,852
So please don't make me, okay?

253
00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,863
You're my one and only.

254
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,195
You gotta do right by me, okay?

255
00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,397
Okay.

256
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:01,734
Come on, Cricket. Where is he, Charlie? Why do we trust him?

257
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,536
He came through for us once. He'll do it again.

258
00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,338
This is empty. Get rid of that.

259
00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:07,936
You know what, this is his whole plan. It's not a plan.

260
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,038
Yeah. He convinced us that he was on our side.

261
00:12:10,115 --> 00:12:12,106
Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so.

262
00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,913
What's with the pants?

263
00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:15,920
These things? These are horse-riding pants.
You can't get a horse.

264
00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:17,717
Why not? Because it's crazy.

265
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,384
Is it any crazier than having a dog that bites or sheds?

266
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,859
Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you?

267
00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,260
While it's biting you? Oh! You guys!

268
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,855
Cricket! There you are! What are you doing?
Cricket! There you are!

269
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,662
I'm workin' on my moves. What moves?

270
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,532
For my musical. I'm writing a musical.

271
00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,766
It's about life on the streets. Archangel
has to live on the streets and fight crime.

272
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,831
What? That's great. Where are our drugs?

273
00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:39,503
I sold the drugs. Good. Give us the money.

274
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:42,604
Spent the money on these sweetass kettledrums. Look at these.

275
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:44,205
Those are trash cans. Trash cans, Cricket!

276
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:47,184
These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?

277
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:51,950
You "sold" our drug money on two garbage cans?

278
00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:54,686
No. No, no, no, no. I did some too.

279
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,786
We can see that! Is there any left? Can we have what's left?

280
00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,024
There is some left. You guys are yelling like crazy.

281
00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,124
I can't compute. Don't do all of it.

282
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,362
I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here.

283
00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,960
Come on back to the bar. Let's go.

284
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,268
I'm not going anywhere without these
kettledrums. Bring your trash cans.

285
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,830
Yeah, don't forget the trash cans.

286
00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:11,739
I'm bringing the trash cans.

287
00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,869
Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you.

288
00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:18,948
You understand? It's $200 for the first hour...

289
00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,247
and a hundred and fifty every hour after that.

290
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,153
Unless you want him to act like he's enjoying it.

291
00:13:24,223 --> 00:13:26,589
Then it's a little extra. Eh?

292
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,727
All right.

293
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:34,997
I need... I need you Make it sexy.

294
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:39,436
I need... I need you

295
00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:42,440
You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass.

296
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:46,000
I never said... I wasn't gonna tell...

297
00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,614
Don Sal? Yeah. What?

298
00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:59,680
Forgive me for speaking out of line here, but...

299
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:03,387
I don't think I'm being properly
utilized within the organization.

300
00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:05,794
I've tried to be eager and work with a smile...

301
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,731
but I'm not making any forward progress.

302
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,292
Aren't you the janitor? It's not important, Don Sal.

303
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,361
What is important is that I get out on those streets...

304
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,201
and start doing some gangster shit.

305
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,333
There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on.

306
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,400
Or a truck I can hijack, right?

307
00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:25,915
How would you like to do me a personal favor?

308
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:28,680
Sounds shady. I'm in. Good.

309
00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,244
I need you to go over to my house...

310
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,882
and take care of my wife.

311
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,926
You mean, like, rub her out?

312
00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:36,483
No. Oh.

313
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:39,463
You want me to bang her? I'm sorry. No!

314
00:14:39,531 --> 00:14:42,762
What the hell is wrong with you?
Why would you say that? Communication problem.

315
00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:45,303
What I need you to do is just go over there.

316
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:48,669
Like a protection thing. Yeah. It's somethin' like that.

317
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:53,268
Okay. I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you?

318
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:55,973
Absolutely not. Good.

319
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,974
Goddamn mafia!

320
00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:04,482
Two hearts that beat as one

321
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:07,024
Like that? Huh? Get what you want?

322
00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:08,582
Just keep dancing, whore.

323
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,992
Two hearts that beat as one

324
00:15:13,165 --> 00:15:15,929
Dennis?

325
00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,001
We gotta talk. Now.

326
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:22,939
What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?

327
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,442
You cannot seriously be thinking about banging this old lady.

328
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,774
No, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look.

329
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,872
Frank says that the only thing
that matters in this game is cash.

330
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,713
What did Frank do to you? Frank takes care of me.

331
00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,845
You don't understand the nature of our relationship. What?

332
00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:40,187
Hey! Hey! You! Out! This is our turf. Get out.

333
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:43,387
Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife.

334
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,157
What do you think she's gonna do...

335
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,164
call her husband and say she's banging a whore?

336
00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:49,166
Dennis, up those stairs.

337
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,963
Dennis, don't do it. He's got you brainwashed.

338
00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:53,800
Go! Dennis! Stay!

339
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:58,468
Go! Get up there! Now! Stay! Stay! Stay!

340
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,841
You're gonna get us killed! Stop! Stop! Stop!

341
00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,177
Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second.

342
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:06,012
You see? This is bad. You got him thinking for himself again.

343
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:09,383
What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs.

344
00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:11,388
No.

345
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:14,016
Get your ass back in the bedroom.

346
00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,026
I'm outta here.

347
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,857
What about you, Pussy Hands?

348
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:23,424
Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross.

349
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,006
Last taste. Last taste. One more. That's it.

350
00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:30,939
Last one. That's it because we're almost out of it.

351
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:32,943
We can't do this. Mm-hmm.

352
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,945
All right. Okay. Here's the plan.

353
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:38,779
I'm gonna cut it with flour. I don't think
the mob's gonna know the difference.

354
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,047
You sure that's gonna work? People do it all the time.
I think this will trick 'em.

355
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:49,217
That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.

356
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,387
Let me think. They're gonna kill us!

357
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,397
We're dead! Here's what we're gonna do.

358
00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:55,456
We're dead 'cause of the flour. We're outta here.

359
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,798
Where we going? We're gonna skip town.
We're gonna go up to the mountains.

360
00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,894
We can't tell anybody. We just gotta go.
We'll go to the mountains.

361
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,566
We gotta get outta here. We're gonna have a fresh start.

362
00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,472
We'll start over. I like that.

363
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:08,206
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.

364
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:11,942
Who's Peter Nincompoop?

365
00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:16,545
Huh? Huh? Oh, my God. How did that get here?

366
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,089
How did that get here? I rode it here. What do you think?

367
00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:21,489
Hop on. We're outta here. I'm not hopping on there.

368
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,960
We can't get outta here on that.
We need a car. It's too obvious.

369
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,395
It is? People will see... us and it.

370
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,797
We gotta get out in a car. All right.

371
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,028
You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy?

372
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:34,402
Okay. You know what. Get outta here. Hah!

373
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:38,170
Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already!

374
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,079
I love you, Peter Nincompoop.

375
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,081
Mmm. Let's go.

376
00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:49,650
Okay, okay. What are you doin'?

377
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,655
I'm gonna try and stay sharp here. That's mostly flour.

378
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,588
But if we do enough of it, it should still work, right?

379
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,683
Well, then, let's do a lot of it. Let's go!

380
00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:59,230
That's a pop. That's a pop. That's a pop.

381
00:17:59,297 --> 00:18:01,322
Make it sexy. It has to be sexy.

382
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,334
Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?

383
00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,734
Frank, put the gun away. Oh, no.

384
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:08,102
I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazing.

385
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:11,438
Rise up Gonna get higher and higher

386
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,842
Whoo! Rickety Cricket.

387
00:18:13,912 --> 00:18:15,846
Hey! Lookin' good, bro.

388
00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:17,643
Thanks, man. I'm almost done.

389
00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:21,812
Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon.

390
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:24,651
How you guys doin'? We're very good. Things are fine.

391
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,953
You guys look like you're doin' really well. Absolutely.

392
00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:28,686
Check it out. We got all the cocaine.

393
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,388
Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine.
We might have bigger problems.

394
00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:34,125
We just pissed off the mob boss's wife
because me and Dennis wouldn't bang her.

395
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:37,066
We just need to be prepared for anything.

396
00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:39,296
Okay. Then I tell you what. I will get my gun.

397
00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,737
Whoa. When'd you get a gun? I went back to Bingo.

398
00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:44,640
Wow. I thought we said no guns though.
That was before all the blow.

399
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,643
You should've told me, because I'm been
carrying this thing around the entire time.

400
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,010
Guys, guys, guys! No guns! No guns!

401
00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:53,848
I'm gonna put this in my sock. And if the shit goes down,
I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe.

402
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,114
And I'll reach for some cigarettes.

403
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,656
And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'!

404
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,657
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No!

405
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,590
We are not gonna come out blasting!

406
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:04,652
Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people?

407
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:08,825
Look, we can still get through this if we just calm down.

408
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,664
Oh! These guys.

409
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,499
Hey. Ho.

410
00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:16,439
Hiya. All right. It's Friday.

411
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,442
Youse guys got somethin' for me?

412
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,172
Has anybody got a light?

413
00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:24,374
Right here.

414
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:27,009
Don't move! Put the guns down!

415
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,280
I got the 25 G's. I got the money, so it's all good.

416
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,015
Eh? There you go.

417
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:32,215
Get outta here. Go on.

418
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,588
Count It. Got it, boss.

419
00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:37,093
Where'd you get the money? I sold Frank's pimp chalice.

420
00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:38,857
What? That's right, you son of a bitch.

421
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:42,593
Thanks for bailing us out. Just like always. Goddamn it.

422
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,534
It's all here, boss. Okay. Well, that was close.

423
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,765
Yeah, it seemed close. It got a
little stressful. A little tense.

424
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:50,307
"Tense" is an excellent word for what happened.

425
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,138
It was nice doin' business with you guys.

426
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,144
Hopefully, I'll never have to see you again.

427
00:19:54,212 --> 00:19:57,113
All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good.

428
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,480
You guys, you gotta make it sexy... hips and nips.

429
00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,280
Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.

430
00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,844
Yeah.

431
00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:05,947
What? Who?

432
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,151
You. Come here. Yeah?

433
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,989
Can you do me a favor? Sure.

434
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,086
Explain to me why my wife is calling me...

435
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:15,895
telling me that one of Pussy Hands's
friends tried to force himself on her.

436
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,902
Oh! Oh! This guy?

437
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,939
Oh! Oh! That's crazy!

438
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:24,100
Enough with the "Oh's"! I think that's insane.

439
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,736
I have no idea what you're talking about.

440
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,745
Then I assume it was you, pinhead.

441
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,644
No! It wasn't me! It wasn't me!

442
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:33,616
Then who was it? You guys! I did it!

443
00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:36,313
And I made It so sexy!

444
00:20:36,388 --> 00:20:40,484
Look at this. I've achieved total sexiness!

445
00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:43,392
I am the man! I made it so sexy. Get him.

446
00:20:43,461 --> 00:20:45,486
You got it, boss. Come here. I wanna talk to you. Fancy pants.

447
00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:49,694
It's so... It's so sexy. That's the thing.
It's all hips and nips.

448
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,635
Rise up Gonna get higher and higher

449
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:54,501
Do you guys have more blow?

450
00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:56,700
Yes! Get him outta here.

451
00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,438
Well. Couple beers? Yeah. Shots.

452
00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:03,276
I'll go for a beer. All right.

453
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:04,940
Oh. What a day.

454
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:12,648
They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit

455
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,625
But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine

456
00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,025
Cocaine