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(school bell rings)
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CHARLIE: Here comes
my main man, Matty.
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Time for a haircut, Matty, though.
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Don't make me give it to you.
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You the man, Professor.
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You're the man if you
stay in school, JJ.
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All right.
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All right, you.
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Lisa, how's the GPA?
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Keep it up, up, up, up, up!
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Professor!
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Hey, there's my man.
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Oh, time-out, son!
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Hang on, son.
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Uh, did you forget something here?
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Sorry?
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This orange, it belong to you?
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Uh, no.
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Looks pretty good, not too peeled.
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Pretty intact here. You want it?
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No, thanks, I'm cool, Professor.
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You're cool?
Well, when you're cool, you're cool.
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Hey, Dee, how's it going?
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(chuckles)
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Teacher's lounge. Pretty sweet.
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How'd you swing that?
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SWEET DEE: I'm a teacher now, Charlie.
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I'm subbing for Dr.
Myers while he gets his hip fixed.
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Look at us with our new careers, huh?
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How about that?
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Well, yours is kinda the same,
you know, 'cause you've
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always sort of been a janitor.
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Ah, but I'm thriving here,
I'll tell you what.
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Uh-huh, yea Did you get that
orange out of the garbage?
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I sure did.
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Can you believe that?
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Someone threw this away,
perfectly good orange, you know?
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They were digging at it a
little bit and must've
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given up, but...
Don't eat trash, Charlie.
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I'll eat what I want to eat, okay?
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(over P.A.): Miss Reynolds, please
report to the front office immediately.
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You have an emergency call.
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Miss Reynolds, to the
front office, please.
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Emergency?
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Jump on that.
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Hello.
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DENNIS: Yeah, hey, Dee,
it's Dennis, Mac and Frank.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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I've only just heard, I've only
just heard your belly's so
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fat, you make John Candy
look like Lara Flynn Boyle.
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FRANK: Snap!
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What?
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MAC: We've been on the
snap-joke kick about your
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pregnant body, but since you're not
around, we decided to call you.
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He's talking about Lara
Flynn Boyle jokes.
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I think we got some better ones.
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Goddammit, guys.
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I am a teacher now.
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I don't have time for your
shit, you dumbass dickbags!
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(sighs)
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Wrong number. Sorry.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, good morning, everybody.
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Hi. Good morning.
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Uh, as you are all aware,
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Dr. Myers recently broke his hip, and
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unfortunately, I've been given some
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devastating news that
he's taken a turn for the worse,
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and he's died.
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(voice breaking): Now while we
all feel robbed of him here on Earth,
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heaven above has just
received another angel.
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And that is what you call
(normal voice): a monologue!
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You guys, you're all going to be doing
your own monologues in this class.
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Now, they're not gonna be as
good as mine just was, but listen,
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I don't want you to beat
yourselves up for...
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Okay, okay, I'm confused.
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So, Dr. Myers isn't dead?
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No, no, no, not dead.
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Very much alive, but that's
the power of acting.
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Do you see what I'm saying?
One minute dead...
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The next minute alive...
Resurrection.
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It's all acting.
Everywhere there's acting.
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Let's talk about you guys.
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Why don't you tell me, uh,
what your favorite play is.
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Raise your hand if you've
ever seen live theater.
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Seriously? Are you kidding me?
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All right, that's it.
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I am taking you guys on a
field trip to Broadway!
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I'm taking you to New York City.
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(all cheer)
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Yeah!
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Hey, fat bitch, how you
doing today, Richard?
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He's a happy clown.
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Hey-hey-hey, break it up, break it up!
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Oh, come on.
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All right, which one
of you guys did this?
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Who painted your face, kid?
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I did. He's a dumbass juggalo.
(laughs)
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Juggalos for life, bitch!
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Watch what you say, Richard.
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Hey, hey, you watch what you say!
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All right, you know what?
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I want the three of you
out of the bathroom.
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I'm talking to the clown.
Let's go.
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And I got my eyes on you guys
for the rest of the year.
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Yeah, I've sized you up,
I've strip you down.
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I don't like what I see.
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I'm not impressed.
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Big tough guys, huh?
Big tough guys!
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All right, kid, what's going on
with the clown makeup, though?
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You're sticking out like a sore thumb.
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That's 'cause I'm a juggalo... ICP!
Insane Clown Posse, yo.
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I don't know what that...
You have a posse? Well, good.
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Stick with your insane clown
people, and you won't get jumped.
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They're a band, dude.
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I'm, like, a die-hard fan.
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We're called juggalos.
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Where are you real friends, dude?
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I lost all my friends.
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Aw, shit, man.
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I lost all my friends, too.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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You know, if you want to wear your
clown makeup in school, wear it.
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I got your back.
You won't get jumped.
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Yeah, I ain't exactly allowed to
wear my makeup in school, though.
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Oh, really?
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- Bunch of bullshit, dawg!
- That is bullshit!
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All right, kid, today's
your lucky day, all right?
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We're gonna talk to
the principal, okay?
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'Cause the Professor just
took an interest in ya!
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I'm bored to tears!
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Let's go harass Charlie and Dee.
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We don't need Charlie and
Dee to have fun, okay?
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We can figure out something
to do without them.
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Hey, you know, guys, now might be a good
time to do our Lethal Weapon 5 reshoots.
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Why would we do reshoots on that?
That movie was perfect.
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Yeah, I was great in it, and
my villain was very evil.
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Yeah, no, you did a great job, Frank.
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I'm not talking about that.
Your villain was amazing.
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I'm referring more at the black face.
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- With its all...
- What's wrong with the black face?
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Well, I seriously regret
switching parts with you halfway
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though and letting you play
Murtaugh in blackface.
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I feel like it was in very
poor taste in retrospect.
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I think it was in poor taste that you
were doing Murtaugh in whiteface.
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I mean, for God's sakes, Dennis,
what message does that send?
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A lot of great actors
have done blackface.
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Oh, you know, there's countless examples
of very classy actors doing blackface.
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Let's see, we've got the great C.
Thomas Howell in Soul Man,
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we've got the Wayans
brothers in White Chicks.
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That was a very tasteful
example of reverse blackface.
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Okay, those are bad examples, okay?
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There's tons of good examples of old
movies with... Frank, help me out.
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Laurence Olivier in Othello.
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Laurence Olivier in Othello, dude.
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That's, like, the classiest
actor of all time. Perfect.
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Yeah, but I guarantee you there
was some black people that
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were working on that movie that were,
like, "Man, what dat white man doing?
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Come on. That ain't right.
Get a black man."
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Okay, so hold on.
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What kind of voice is that?
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You're doing a black voice
and that's not racist?
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I'm just saying that's how black people
talk. That's not racist.
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So you would do a black guy
with a black voice,
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but not a black guy with a black face?
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I don't have a problem at all
with doing a black voice.
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That's just an accurate portrayal...
I don't understand that, dude.
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I'm just saying it's just about
doing it tastefully, okay?
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Yeah, and you got to
make the lips funny.
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Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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- No, no, no. What?
- They have to be funny.
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The lips have to be outlined.
It's not about being funny at all, okay?
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It's not about funny.
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It's about...
Oh, my God, I'm getting pissed off!
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Well, you can't do the
voice without the lips.
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Okay, all right, everybody calm down.
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Clearly, we're not gonna come
to any conclusions here today,
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so let's move past it.
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Let's do something else.
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Okay, right.
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We can find something to do.
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Let's just figure it out.
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Let's just figure it out.
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Let's put our heads together.
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Come on. Think, think.
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PRINCIPAL: So, you want
to take them to New York.
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Yes, to Broadway.
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And I tell you what, I brought it up...
the kids are super stoked about it.
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Now, let's talk hotel rooms.
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Um, you know, I-I... I guess the first
point I'd like to... to make... Mm-hmm?
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...uh, Miss Reynolds, is,
uh, you are a substitute.
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That's right.
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So I really don't think you should be
hauling students across state lines.
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Hmm.
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Secondly... secondly, the
funding for arts programs here
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is pretty much...
it's pretty much nonexistent.
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Oh.
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It's shameful, but that's the way
it is, so even if I did have
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the money, I would never... and
I emphasize never... give it to
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someone whom I've just met.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Uh, am I interrupting?
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Yes, we're right in the
middle of something.
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Hey, Dee.
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She's not giving you too
much trouble, is she?
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No.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So you two know each other.
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No, we met in the...
Yeah, we're best friends.
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Best friends.
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We're best friends.
Excellent.
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Uh, Principal McIntyre, I recently, uh...
I started mentoring one of the kids here.
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Really?
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That's odd, because you're a janitor.
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Yeah, uh, but Ritchie here is a
hell of a kid, and he's struggling.
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You see, he's what he
calls, uh, a juggler.
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Juggalo, bro.
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Juggalo... he's a juggalo.
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It's sort of a clown posse.
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I figured you and I were getting
tight enough that I could maybe
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come in here and ask that he be
allowed to wear his makeup in school.
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Uh, well, uh...
you know, it's school policy that no one
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should paint their face.
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So... that's the rule, and
that's the end of that.
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- That's the rule.
- Yep.
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- There's no wiggle room there.
- No.
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All right, tell you what.
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I'll take him down to the locker
room, I'll lather him up real
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good, I'll strip all these
silly-ass clothes off him, and
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I'll clean him, sparking clean.
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Brand-new kid for you.
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Bring him back up.
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No, no, no, please, don't
bathe the students.
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You're right.
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He's a big man.
He can bathe himself, can't you, Rich?
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Yeah, dawg... All right, he's
bathing himself, and I'm watching.
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Let's go, Ritchie.
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You're getting cleaned up.
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Come on!
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Oh, I'd rather you
didn't do that, either.
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Okay, there it is.
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Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer.
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How is that not racist to you?
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00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:08,888
Okay, this is a terrible
example of blackface.
245
00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:10,781
This guy isn't even
trying to look like a real person.
246
00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:12,749
Well he almost got the mouth right...
247
00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:14,306
That's what I'm saying about the lips.
248
00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,522
They got to be...
The lips are the most offensive part.
249
00:09:16,642 --> 00:09:19,597
Look, the guy is bugging his eyes
out like a cartoon character, okay?
250
00:09:19,598 --> 00:09:20,721
This is racist as shit.
251
00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,344
All blackface is racist, Mac, and
that is the point I'm trying to make.
252
00:09:23,464 --> 00:09:26,784
You just cannot cast a white man as a
black man and paint his face black.
253
00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:28,411
- You can't do it.
- They're actors.
254
00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:30,133
They're trying to create an illusion.
255
00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:33,231
You know, in the Lord of the Rings
movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard.
256
00:09:33,351 --> 00:09:35,404
Do you think he goes home at
night and shoots laser beams
257
00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:36,733
into his boyfriend's asshole?
258
00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:37,904
I don't think so, dude.
259
00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:40,384
Tom Cruise is a midget, all
right, but he plays guys that
260
00:09:40,452 --> 00:09:42,386
are normal size in movies, right?
261
00:09:42,454 --> 00:09:43,350
Yeah, but again, nobody's
buying that, either.
262
00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,397
Okay, look.
Look at this.
263
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,814
This is Laurence Olivier in Othello,
and this is James Earl Jones.
264
00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:48,961
Now, look at how close they look.
265
00:09:49,081 --> 00:09:51,975
Look at that... James Earl Jones
is doing a great blackface.
266
00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:55,015
James Earl Jones has a black face!
He's a black man.
267
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,282
- He's not black. James Earl Jones...
- Of course, he's black!
268
00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,454
He was Darth Vader!
269
00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:00,719
Darth Vader was black?
270
00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:02,930
See, okay, there we go.
Darth Vader was not black.
271
00:10:02,964 --> 00:10:04,654
They took the mask off.
He was white.
272
00:10:04,774 --> 00:10:05,314
(Mac sighs)
273
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,008
I'm telling you, look, look.
We got to agree on this.
274
00:10:09,128 --> 00:10:12,664
The whole idea is getting the
right color shoe polish.
275
00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:13,698
No!
276
00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:15,567
Oh, Frank, if you're starting
with shoe polish, you're
277
00:10:15,634 --> 00:10:16,651
starting off on the wrong foot, buddy.
No way.
278
00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:17,651
Shoe polish? Come on.
279
00:10:17,771 --> 00:10:18,783
And he's on your side.
280
00:10:18,903 --> 00:10:20,319
Stop arguing for me, okay?
281
00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:21,940
- I got it.
- Hold on, this is Dee.
282
00:10:22,007 --> 00:10:25,176
Let-let's... Hey, hey, Dee, uh, can
you weigh in on something for us?
283
00:10:25,244 --> 00:10:26,845
We're trying...
Hey, no, no time.
284
00:10:26,912 --> 00:10:28,300
Uh, listen, I need you
to do something for me.
285
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,284
Can you clear out the bar?
286
00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,516
Because I'm going to bring some
students from the classroom
287
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:32,912
by, and we're going to
screen a movie there.
288
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:33,933
Why?
289
00:10:34,053 --> 00:10:36,187
Because I need these kids to
respect me, you know, and I want
290
00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:38,356
to show them how cool I am, so...
plus I feel like this
291
00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:40,792
would be a really good opp...
Oh, Dennis, Dennis, cover it up, cover it up.
292
00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:44,354
This is an opportunity to screen Laurence
Olivier's Othello movie, you know?
293
00:10:44,474 --> 00:10:45,588
Then we can get an
audience to weigh in.
294
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:46,504
That's not a bad idea.
295
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,472
We can really take the temperature
on this with a large group.
296
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,241
Yeah.
Kids are honest as shit.
297
00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:50,942
Yeah.
298
00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,197
Hi! Hello!
299
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,578
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Dee, we're on it.
300
00:10:53,646 --> 00:10:54,633
We'll take care of the movie.
301
00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:56,641
No, no, you're not taking
care of the movie.
302
00:10:56,761 --> 00:10:57,882
You're not railroading
me on this, okay?
303
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,011
This is my thing, it's my movie.
Don't... I'll do the movie.
304
00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:02,621
No, Dee, it's a classic.
Okay? It's Shakespeare.
305
00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:04,455
Othello, Laurence Olivier.
Come on.
306
00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:05,562
Othello.
307
00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:07,445
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to apologize.
308
00:11:07,565 --> 00:11:09,017
That's actually a really good idea.
309
00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:11,981
Ooh, plus it'll give me the opportunity...
Okay, enough of that.
310
00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:14,160
Guys, let's get set
up for a screening.
311
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,073
All right, let's do it.
312
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,579
Uh, gentlemen, hello.
How do you do?
313
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,069
Long time, no see.
314
00:11:23,189 --> 00:11:25,406
I'd like to introduce you
to my protégé Ritchie.
315
00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:26,894
- Ritchie, these are the guys.
- Oh.
316
00:11:27,014 --> 00:11:28,949
Hello. What up?
Juggalo for life.
317
00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:31,803
- What the hell is he talking about?
- Drop it with the whole juggalo thing.
318
00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:32,760
You're embarrassing me.
319
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,278
Okay, now, I know you're all
super stoked about watching
320
00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:39,585
a movie in a bar, but we're just
going to keep it on the down-low.
321
00:11:39,705 --> 00:11:40,310
You know what I mean?
322
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,087
We don't need your parents and
the principal finding out.
323
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,183
It's just our little secret.
324
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,845
- I've been in a bar before.
- No, you haven't.
325
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,001
I've been in this bar before, so...
Okay, you know what?
326
00:11:47,121 --> 00:11:50,172
Let's just watch the movie and
stop with our smart mouths.
327
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,317
Without further ado, Othello.
328
00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:54,848
So I guess this is a
Shakespearean movie.
329
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,701
It's going to be a little bit boring.
330
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,260
Oh, shit, Lethal Weapon 5!
331
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,261
This is great.
332
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,029
What the hell is this?
333
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:11,696
It's our movie.
334
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,131
It's a much more modern-day
example of blackface.
335
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,833
Yeah, it's the most direct way
to clear up our argument,
336
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,167
Dee, so...
What argument?
337
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:16,935
What are you talking about?
338
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,636
(shushing)
339
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,406
The movie's on.
340
00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:27,660
This is a good movie, Ritchie.
341
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,746
You're going to enjoy this.
342
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,506
Man, I ain't seen the
first couple, though.
343
00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:52,003
Happy retirement, Rog.
344
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,440
I'll be happy when I'm far away
from your sorry ass, Riggs.
345
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,876
Just blow out the candles,
Rog, make a wish.
346
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,879
Ah, I never know what to wish
for with these damn things.
347
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,914
That voice really is amazing, dude.
348
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,149
Oh, thanks, man, thank you.
349
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:08,219
Riggs, Murtaugh, bad news, fellas.
350
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,220
Hey, Captain.
351
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,989
Turns out another person just
died from tainted tap water.
352
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,996
Turns out someone taint... someone
tapped the tainted water supply.
353
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,773
We should have cut him out completely.
354
00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:22,083
The person who just died was your wife.
355
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:26,334
Riggs...
356
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,051
Yeah, Rog.
357
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,812
I just thought of my wish.
358
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,097
(Frank chuckling)
359
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,867
You like sharks, Detective?
360
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,869
Powerful and majestic creatures.
361
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:58,870
What is going on?
362
00:13:58,938 --> 00:13:59,537
Where are you?
363
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,306
Frank splurged on a green screen.
364
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,174
Yeah, but he wouldn't pay for
the green screen on our side,
365
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,109
so...
We're not in the back office.
366
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,345
We're-we're in a casino.
367
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,164
Why would I know anything
about the tainted water?
368
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:14,852
Maybe because your rival tribe owns the
water rights to half of Los Angeles.
369
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,889
I need clean drinking water, too!
370
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,959
Even sharks need water.
371
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:31,368
Excuse me. If you leave now, I have
some pressing matter to deal with.
372
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,584
(Frank grunting)
373
00:14:57,059 --> 00:15:00,565
Kinda comes out of nowhere,
but at least it's classy.
374
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,367
Here comes the turn.
375
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:06,471
(Frank grunting)
376
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:11,276
I don't know why we, uh...
(grunting continues)
377
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,944
(Richard groans)
378
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,279
Oh, Chief!
379
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,601
Don't say anything. Quiet!
380
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,984
Quiet. Good. Very nice. Oh!
381
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,152
Oh, come on.
382
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,086
This is unwatchable.
383
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,254
Gotta dive in.
384
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,389
Just finish already!
385
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,391
(grunting)
386
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,139
(Dennis screaming)
387
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,940
(Charlie laughing evilly)
388
00:15:43,924 --> 00:15:48,112
Now that you're Riggs and not
Murtaugh, and I have caught
389
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,449
you, you are going to get it.
390
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,785
Wait.
You guys switched parts?
391
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:54,719
Yeah, yeah.
392
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,321
(Charlie laughs evilly)
393
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,557
(Dennis yelling)
394
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,528
No!
395
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,996
(neck cracks)
396
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,031
(groans)
397
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,298
(Dennis grunting)
398
00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:23,281
As more people die, the city
will be looking to new resources
399
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,250
for water like my tribe!
400
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:32,957
- And you can bet your boots, Detective,
that this time... - This is regrettable.
401
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,659
(Mac chuckles)
402
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:39,097
You're supposed to be...
a noble people.
403
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,314
I tire of this conversation.
404
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,634
Do you have any last words?
405
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,436
Yeah, I got some last words.
406
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,704
(goofy breathing)
407
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,573
Go suck an egg.
408
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,108
(chuckles)
409
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,744
Oh, yeah, go suck an egg.
410
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,045
Suck an egg?
411
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,448
(Australian accent): Sounds like
you guys are having a great party.
412
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,916
Why wasn't I invited?
413
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,252
(wind whipping, grunting)
414
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,721
(wind whipping)
415
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,956
(grunts)
416
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,624
(Dennis laughs)
417
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,526
(grunting)
418
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,262
(yelling)
419
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,864
(laughing): Oh!
420
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,166
(grunting)
421
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,238
(tires squeak)
422
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,206
(laughter)
423
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,207
(Mac sighs)
424
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,623
It's playing. It's playing.
425
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,651
(gunshots)
426
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,064
Son of a bitch.
427
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,063
(Dennis panting)
428
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,765
This is the greatest
movie I've ever seen.
429
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,133
Are you filming this, Ritchie?
430
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,134
No. Come on, dude.
431
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,135
That's-that's bootlegging.
432
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,319
I'll get you a copy, don't bootleg.
433
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,612
Okay, you want to dance?
434
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,914
(Frank chuckles)
435
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,215
(mumbling)
436
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,295
(grunting)
437
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,419
(grunts)
438
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,621
(gasping)
439
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,923
(Frank laughs)
440
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,990
(gunshots)
441
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,493
How about a little tainted tap water?
442
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,627
Oh.
443
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:17,995
(grunts)
444
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:21,432
(gasps, electrical popping)
445
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,433
Yes! Yes!
446
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,434
(laughter)
447
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,603
(Frank mumbles)
448
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,740
(panting)
449
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,044
Great job, Rog.
450
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:36,113
That's one... fried turkey.
451
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,683
(laughter)
452
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,722
All right.
Let's get out of here.
453
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,963
(sighs)
454
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,604
We got 'em... baby.
455
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,912
I miss you, kid.
456
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,015
(sighs)
457
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,824
(gunshots)
458
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:24,629
(both yelling)
459
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,671
(explosive pop)
460
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:40,030
♪ There's a hungry road backed with
lonely hopes gonna eat me up... ♪
461
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,213
Okay. Wow.
462
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,561
I think that video says
more than I ever could.
463
00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:47,974
As does that.
464
00:19:50,214 --> 00:19:51,813
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:55,487
So... we're fired, yeah?
466
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:56,866
Oh, absolutely.
467
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:57,554
Yeah.
468
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,178
Probably never should have been hired
in the first place, though, huh?
469
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:01,655
That was my bad.
470
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:02,858
Right, that's on you.
471
00:20:02,978 --> 00:20:04,946
Yeah, I probably won't be
here much longer myself.
472
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:07,419
No, I don't imagine you will on
account of the...
473
00:20:08,427 --> 00:20:10,712
I got something that might cheer us up...
474
00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:13,196
Aah... Who wants a little bit of...
475
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:15,931
a little bit of deliciousness here?
476
00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:16,739
I'm not gonna eat that.
477
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:21,491
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