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Frank: Look what Charlie and I found.
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Look at this.
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Mac: Oh, God.
Ah!
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Get that way from me.
It reeks!
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What is that?
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Charlie: Dude, this is our mail!
Look at that.
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It's our mail and it was in the sewer!
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Dennis: What was our
mail doing in the sewer?
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Sweet Dee: I threw it in there.
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You turkeys never open it, so I just
started throwing it in the sewer.
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Why don't you just throw
it into the trash?
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Because if I threw it in the
trash, you would find it and
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then you would yell at me.
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Besides, I certainly never expected you
guys to be rooting around in the sewer.
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Uh, yeah.
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That brings up another issue.
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What are you two doing in the sewer?
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We always go in the sewer.
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Yeah, we hang out in the sewer.
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Why?
Why?
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There's stuff down there.
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Yeah, I mean, man, don't knock the
sewer till you've tried the sewer.
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You find all kinds of shit down there.
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But how are you so clean?
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We take our clothes off
so we don't get dirty.
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You guys!
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Okay, hang on a second, Dee.
We're getting into something here.
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Anything could be down there.
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It could be big stuff.
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Yeah. Rings, coins, nudity.
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That's all part of the fun.
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All kinds of stuff.
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The two of you are walking
around in the sewers naked,
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looking for rings and coins?
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You feel it with your feet.
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It's almost like clamming.
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You mash around with your feet?
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Okay, but, you guys!
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Oh, Dee, would you just knock it off?
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I want to know why these two are
rooting around in the sewer...
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- My water just broke!
- Drain could... what?
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I'm having a baby.
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Sync by Arcinboldi, honeybunny
& n17t01 www.addic7ed.com
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Sync by Arcinboldi, honeybunny
& n17t01 www.addic7ed.com
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(door slams open)
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Out of my way.
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I've broken my water.
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There's a baby inside of
me running out of water!
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Dennis, that was amazing, dude.
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I've never seen anybody
drive that fast.
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You hit 120, 120!
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I almost stewed my drawers.
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She was screaming in my ear the
whole time, probably screwed
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my transmission up.
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Nice and easy, here we go.
Oh, yes.
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This is my ride.
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They've done this before.
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Thank you. All done with you.
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You can go.
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Hold on a second.
Where's the guy?
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Should we call the guy?
Get the guy down here?
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The guy.
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The guy who...
Oh, no, no. That guy.
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There's no guy.
What do you mean, there's no guy?
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There's no guy.
It's complicated.
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There's got to be a guy.
We'll go get the guy!
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We'll get the dad!
There's no guy, okay?
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Why don't you guys do what you
do best and don't care, okay?
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I got it from here.
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We can take it from
here, right, Michael?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Michael and I got it.
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Thanks, guys.
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All right.
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Kind of rude, but, uh, I guess if we're
off the hook, let's head back to the bar.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I could get blitzed.
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No, no, no. Wait.
Stop, guys.
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No, this is not right.
Something is not right here.
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This is very suspicious.
Why?
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There's no guy in the picture?
So what?
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Well, you know what this means, right?
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There's no dad in the picture.
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That means the brunt of the responsibility
of this kid is going to fall on us.
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We're going to have to do everything.
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Oh.
You're right.
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Dee is, like, the most irresponsible
person on the planet.
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I mean, look what she was doing
with the mail, for Christ sakes!
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Oh, my God!
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We're going to be in
charge of the kid?
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No, this kid cannot become
our responsibility.
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I mean, look what this
kid has ruined already.
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He's ruined my transmission.
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He's ruined a perfectly
good sewer conversation.
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I still want to get to
the bottom of that one.
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What the hell?
We will.
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God knows what he's going
to ruin in the future.
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He is going to ruin everything!
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We got to find the dad!
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We got to find that dad!
You're right.
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We should find the dad.
Let's find the dad.
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The dad's responsible.
Let's find the dad.
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Let's find the dad.
Okay.
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I wonder if the dad even knows.
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I'll bet she's embarrassed.
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Too embarrassed to tell us because
she's bedded some real stinkers.
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You know what?
She might not even know, herself.
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No, well, there's always overlap.
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Any multiple number of-of sperms could
have gone up there and eaten the egg.
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There could be so many dads.
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No, sperm doesn't eat the egg.
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It doesn't eat the egg and
grow strong and become a baby?
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By the way, she's pregnant and
it's a guy, so let's get him.
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Let's find the guy.
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Why don't we just round up
the usual suspects, and then
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we'll figure out how many of them...
Somebody's got to stay here with her.
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Oh, you think so?
You're right, you're right.
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It should be...
Oh, it looks like it's going to be you.
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Why? What happened?
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Well, mostly because, you know, we're
all on this side and you're over there.
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What?
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Just because you guys
made it to one side?
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You didn't make it
to the side on time.
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Also, now we're backing out, and
you're kind of stuck there.
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I can back out.
Hey, we'll find the dad.
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You better find that dad.
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This is not fair.
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Just keep your eye on her.
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(Thumping and creaking)
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What-what are you doing?
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What-what are you doing?
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Get down!
No.
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I'm trying to make the tv go.
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You are standing on top
of a rolling chair.
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You're going to go flying through
that window for God sakes.
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Will you get down?
I'm serious.
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You get down, Dee.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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I know, I know.
What are you thinking?
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Well, I'm trying to
watch my stories, okay?
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I have a very specific birth
plan and mostly it involves me
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watching my stories to relax, but I can't
get this goddamn tv to do anything.
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What are you... are you...
Knock it off!
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I'm mad at the...
Stop straining yourself.
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Go lie down.
Lie down now.
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(Groans)
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God, this is exactly what
I was worried about, Dee.
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You see, I am going to have to
do everything because you are
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an irresponsible person who
stands atop rolling chairs and
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chooses to go flying through windows.
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Have the baby first.
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Have the stupid baby, then go flying
through all the windows you like.
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Oh, my...
Just lie there.
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Wait for the doctor.
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I will get your stories.
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(Sighs)
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God, this baby is becoming such
an irritating thing to me.
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Yeah.
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God, what an irritating
thing babies are.
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Oh my goodness.
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I'll figure you out,
you son of a bitch.
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(Party music playing)
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Bill: What is going on?
Where is everybody?
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I thought this was
supposed to be a party.
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They'll be here.
You're early.
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Ben: Do you have anything to drink?
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The salt on the chips
dries out my mouth.
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I'll poke around the fridge
and see if there's anything.
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Where's the beer?
I forgot the beer.
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I'm sorry.
You didn't bring the beer?
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How are we supposed to know this
is a party if there's no beer?
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Well, I got wrapped up
in the invitations.
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It's a party with no beer.
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We don't want them thinking
it's an interrogation.
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Well, you give him a glass of water.
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Cricket: Oh, hey.
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Party, party!
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All right. Hey!
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Hey, crick.
Ooh.
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Where the booze at?
What's up, fellas?
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Hey.
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Who invited cricket?
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I did, because I figured
it's a wild card.
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That's a stone you can leave unturned. I mean...
We don't have time for that bullshit.
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We got to get on this, all right?
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Let's just pick one and go.
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Hey, uh, bill?
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Can we talk to you for a sec,
maybe, uh, in this room?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
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Let's do this.
A little guy time.
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All right.
Guy time.
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Right, let's turn it up.
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(Music blasting)
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Whoo!
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Let's get weird, buddy.
Let's get weird.
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Thanks for coming to the party, bill.
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Thanks for having me, guys, you know?
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It's good to get away from the wife
and kids for a little bit, you know?
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Let the hair down.
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So you're still with your wife
after all that shit with Dee?
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Yeah, well, I realized
I was a sex addict.
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I went to therapy.
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She forgave me for it.
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Oh, you're a sex addict, huh?
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That's crazy to be one of those.
205
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Yeah, you don't mind if I write
some of this down, do you?
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For what?
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Just keeping a log of the party.
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We like to do that.
Oh.
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Yeah, you know, a funny conversation
pops up, you want to remember it.
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No problem.
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Speaking of parties, you guys
want to do a little... (Sniffs)
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Is that coke?
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Yeah, yeah, I picked up a
couple grams on the way over.
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Come on.
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Yeah, maybe a little bit
later, we can all partake.
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But for now, you know, we're just-just
a bunch of guys hanging out in a room.
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You know, dudes.
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(Laughs)
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Let's talk about dude stuff.
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I like dude stuff, yeah.
Like what?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Let's think about, like, uh,
what do guys talk about?
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Condoms!
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Right.
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I cannot stand the feel
of a condom on my dick.
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Oh my God.
I hate condoms.
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Hate 'em, hate 'em,
hate 'em, hate 'em.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, the three of
us just don't use 'em.
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No.
How about you?
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No, me neither.
No, I can't stand them.
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Well, that's interesting.
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A sex addict who doesn't like condoms.
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That's why I had a vasectomy, guys.
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You had a vasectomy?
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Yep.
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You just winked when you said that.
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Did you have a vasectomy or not?
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No.
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(Laughs)
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But that's what I would tell the ladies,
so I didn't have to wear a condom.
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Oh!
243
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Oh, man!
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That is incredibly shady.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What a beautiful underhanded thing.
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Yeah.
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It's disgusting.
Very underhanded.
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- You guys want to do a bump or what?
- I'll have a bump.
250
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I don't understand why there's not
a single room in this hospital...
251
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Well, I don't know where...
That has a working television.
252
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I want it, I want that
room, I want it now.
253
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I don't know where you think
I'm gonna get it from.
254
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I don't have any.
255
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If you do not get my sister
her stories and a new room as
256
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soon as possible, then I will
come down on this hospital like
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the hammer of Thor.
258
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The thunder of my vengeance will
echo through these corridors
259
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like the dust of a thousand winds!
260
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You know what?
I don't have time for this.
261
00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,665
I ain't going to jail over you.
262
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I will beat your ass and
think nothing of it.
263
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I'm not doing this with you today.
264
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I'm not. I'm not!
265
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What's the word on my stories?
266
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What are you doing?
267
00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:57,608
Why are you not in bed?
268
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Oh, I slipped out for a
quick sandwich and a soda.
269
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You left the hospital?
270
00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:01,211
Yeah, I was kind of hungry.
271
00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:03,046
Mostly, I was just getting bored.
272
00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:04,047
You know what I mean...?
273
00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:05,048
Dee, get in your room!
274
00:08:05,116 --> 00:08:06,883
You're drive... I-I...
It's so boring.
275
00:08:06,951 --> 00:08:09,203
- There's nothing going on in there.
- You get in your room. You get in your room!
276
00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,601
Get in here. Get in there.
277
00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:12,494
The lighting, and don't push me, though,
because I'm pregnant, and I don't...
278
00:08:12,614 --> 00:08:14,393
Get in the bed. Get in bed.
Wait a sec. What's this?
279
00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:15,132
What? I don't know.
280
00:08:15,222 --> 00:08:16,157
Why is there a strange man in my room?
281
00:08:16,238 --> 00:08:17,926
They probably slid this man in
here, thinking that you were
282
00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,420
never gonna use the room, so...
Well, that's no good.
283
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,519
I don't want there to be a strange man
laying in my room who looks dead.
284
00:08:23,597 --> 00:08:24,749
Is he dead? Dennis, is he dead?
285
00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,237
I'm sure he's just sleeping, Dee.
286
00:08:26,342 --> 00:08:27,117
Get-get in bed.
287
00:08:27,182 --> 00:08:28,333
I'm gonna scream his face
and see if he wakes up.
288
00:08:28,414 --> 00:08:29,533
Do not scream in the man's face.
289
00:08:29,614 --> 00:08:32,845
I'll jiggle his ankle, and that will
determine whether he's alive or not.
290
00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:35,534
Excuse me, sir, are you...?
Well, you're very cold.
291
00:08:35,612 --> 00:08:37,598
He's very cold. Okay.
Hey! Hey, you!
292
00:08:37,702 --> 00:08:39,478
You, wake up right now
if you're not dead.
293
00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,381
All right, damn it, Dee, stop.
Oh, God, I think he's dead.
294
00:08:41,494 --> 00:08:42,406
Yeah. Yeah.
I think he's dead, Dennis.
295
00:08:42,509 --> 00:08:44,414
He's definitely dead.
Oh, why would they do that?
296
00:08:44,486 --> 00:08:47,518
Why would they put a dead old
man with paper skin in my room
297
00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:48,990
when I'm trying to give birth?
298
00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:49,741
I don't know.
299
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,598
Because you weren't using the room,
Dee, and the hospital is very full.
300
00:08:51,702 --> 00:08:53,004
Oh, okay, well, this was
not part of my birth plan.
301
00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:55,172
This was not part of
my birth plan, sir.
302
00:08:55,278 --> 00:08:57,270
Get the nurse.
Get the nurse and get him out.
303
00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:57,998
Get him out of here.
304
00:08:58,094 --> 00:08:58,909
Getting the nurse is not
going to do any good.
305
00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:00,934
That woman is stubborn as shit.
Well, do something.
306
00:09:00,982 --> 00:09:02,597
You ought to do something,
'cause this is upsetting me.
307
00:09:02,694 --> 00:09:03,726
All right! All right!
And it's upsetting the baby.
308
00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:05,870
I hate all the responsibility that I
have that this baby is causing me.
309
00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:09,678
Yes, I will get this man out of your
room; I will think of something awesome.
310
00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,125
Listen, so things got pretty
hot and heavy with you and Dee
311
00:09:16,229 --> 00:09:17,310
back in the day, correct?
312
00:09:17,405 --> 00:09:18,606
That was over a year ago?
313
00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,292
Yeah. Yeah, she wasn't
very nice to me.
314
00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:21,518
So, what are we looking at?
315
00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:24,541
No contact with Dee after you dated,
or what's the deal here, bud?
316
00:09:24,638 --> 00:09:28,517
Well, no. She, um...
She contacted me for a while.
317
00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:29,910
Usually when she was drunk.
318
00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:30,693
Hmm.
319
00:09:30,806 --> 00:09:32,429
Drunken late-night booty calls?
320
00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:33,045
Mm-hmm.
321
00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:38,693
No. She usually just yells at me, calls
me names, like army jerk, camo turkey.
322
00:09:38,797 --> 00:09:40,790
I know she's just drunk, so it's okay.
323
00:09:40,885 --> 00:09:41,965
Hmm.
324
00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:43,381
Not okay. Not okay at all.
325
00:09:43,461 --> 00:09:44,669
You got to stand up for yourself, man.
326
00:09:44,782 --> 00:09:45,805
So, you haven't slept with her then?
327
00:09:45,887 --> 00:09:47,702
Uh, sometimes she tricks me.
328
00:09:48,918 --> 00:09:50,005
She tricks you?
329
00:09:50,069 --> 00:09:51,070
She tricks you how?
330
00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:54,942
(Voice breaking): To give her sex.
331
00:09:55,598 --> 00:09:56,629
(Crying)
332
00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:01,054
She's a very manipulative person.
333
00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:03,070
(Crying continues)
334
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,638
Well, I-I'm sorry.
335
00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:08,070
Are you guys mad at me?
336
00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:14,182
Both: No, man, we're not mad...
No. I mean... you know... okay.
337
00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:15,120
Get a grip, but...
Yeah.
338
00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,172
Really?
339
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,853
Yeah. Uh, there's a room full of dudes
out there, so you might want to... yeah.
340
00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,581
Stop crying...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
341
00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:21,781
Before you come back out to the party.
342
00:10:21,845 --> 00:10:23,541
Pull it together, because,
you know, you're a soldier,
343
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,342
and you should be tougher.
344
00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:26,821
Let's go.
345
00:10:27,718 --> 00:10:28,420
Thanks, guys.
346
00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:29,950
This is the guy who's
defending our country?
347
00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:31,477
Well, he's definitely a candidate.
348
00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,614
Oh, boys, the keg has arrived!
349
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,783
Hey, Frank, this power outlet
is gonna explode, and you're
350
00:10:36,894 --> 00:10:38,469
gonna have to deal with that, okay?
351
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,661
Duncan, go with it, baby.
352
00:10:40,735 --> 00:10:41,662
Yeah, let's go for it.
353
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:42,581
Go for it.
354
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:43,796
Yeah.
355
00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:45,598
Yo, Frank, we gonna set it off, bitch.
356
00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:47,022
(Man imitates dog howling)
357
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:47,950
What are your bridge
friends doing here?
358
00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:50,461
Well, you got to give it
the illusion of a party.
359
00:10:50,556 --> 00:10:52,493
It's got to be a guy's
night, that's why.
360
00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:54,046
Are you high on blow?
361
00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,198
Whatever Duncan gave me.
362
00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:57,837
You don't even know
what you're high on?
363
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:58,454
No.
364
00:10:58,588 --> 00:10:59,374
Hey!
365
00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:00,070
(Mac sighs)
366
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,742
Little Kev: Yo, Charlie chuckles,
what's cracking, sunshine? Yeah.
367
00:11:02,853 --> 00:11:03,461
Hey.
368
00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:04,421
Hello, Kev.
369
00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:05,292
Little Kev.
370
00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,021
(Kevin mumbles)
371
00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:06,702
And you here.
372
00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:09,013
Ah.
I'll talk to you guys later.
373
00:11:09,173 --> 00:11:10,877
Okay. Okay.
374
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,332
What is little Kev doing here?
375
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:16,806
Ell, you got to throw out a big net to
catch the fish that she was banging.
376
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:18,430
Oh. Oh!
377
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,277
Oh!
378
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,125
Party!
379
00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:21,399
(Cheering)
380
00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:22,861
It's a party, yo.
381
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,510
Is that the bus boy from
the Korean restaurant?
382
00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:25,854
Yeah, yeah.
383
00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:26,877
She banged him.
384
00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:27,862
(Sniffing)
385
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:34,379
Now, are you sure we're not taking
this weekend at Bernie's
386
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,326
thing too far?
387
00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:36,997
'Cause I'm worried the
sunglasses are ridiculous.
388
00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:38,381
No. The sunglasses
lighten the mood.
389
00:11:38,526 --> 00:11:39,062
Yeah.
390
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,916
Make the whole thing feel like
a fun, fun romp, you know?
391
00:11:41,022 --> 00:11:41,518
Hi.
392
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,357
Hi, ladies. Hi. Yeah.
393
00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:43,454
Good afternoon.
394
00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:45,958
Without the sunglasses, weekend
at Bernie's would have been very dark.
395
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:46,957
Yeah. Strange movie.
396
00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:47,694
Very strange tale.
397
00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:48,302
Yeah.
398
00:11:48,398 --> 00:11:49,150
Hey there, Mr. Craig.
399
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:52,222
(Dens laughs)
400
00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,134
Okay. Okay, the waving thing's
awesome, that's true, yeah.
401
00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:55,950
Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right...?
402
00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:56,509
Yeah.
403
00:11:56,774 --> 00:11:57,501
Okay, now, what's our plan here?
404
00:11:57,588 --> 00:11:59,813
Are we just gonna throw him in
the trash, or are we gonna find,
405
00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:02,062
like, a laundry shoot, fire him
down that, or what are we doing?
406
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:02,606
What? No.
407
00:12:02,662 --> 00:12:04,565
Just gonna drop him in one of these
rooms if I can find an empty one.
408
00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:07,062
No, but that way, somebody could find
him and put him back in my room.
409
00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:08,022
That's a good point.
410
00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:10,141
Or maybe we could stuff him in a
drawer, or, like, jam him in a
411
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:10,853
closet or something.
412
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:11,726
That'll buy us some time, right?
413
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,053
Mm-hmm. Makes me feel
like I have to touch him.
414
00:12:14,126 --> 00:12:16,030
I don't want to touch him at all, so why
don't we just put him in the trash?
415
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,117
Well...
Mr. Craig: Please don't put me in the trash!
416
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:18,910
Oh!
417
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:20,406
Oh, are you alive?
418
00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:21,045
Oh, my goodness.
419
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,118
Whoa! What is going on here?
420
00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,101
What are you doing with Mr.
421
00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:24,813
Craig?
422
00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:26,494
They're trying to put me in the trash.
423
00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:27,903
Don't... no. Don't you...
Okay, you know what?
424
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,558
I flat-out refuse to share a
room with an old man who likes
425
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:31,540
to pretend to be dead.
426
00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:32,158
He's a liar.
427
00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:34,004
You are not allowed
to move the patients.
428
00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:34,765
Ooh.
429
00:12:34,836 --> 00:12:35,406
What? What?
430
00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:36,781
Oh, Dennis. Oh, my God.
431
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:37,766
What?
432
00:12:37,837 --> 00:12:39,261
Oh, I think I'm having this baby.
Ugh!
433
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:39,909
Doctor!
434
00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:41,197
Oh, it doesn't feel good.
435
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:41,853
This sucks.
436
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,253
This sucks a bag of dicks.
437
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:43,973
Oh, I'm sure.
438
00:12:44,078 --> 00:12:45,062
Oh, man! Oh!
439
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:46,197
Listen, help my sister.
Help my sister.
440
00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:47,973
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave me. I don't like it.
441
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,669
Okay. No, I'm coming.
We got you from here.
442
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:50,598
I'm coming with you.
We got you.
443
00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:51,734
You ain't going nowhere.
444
00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:55,230
You get your narrow ass back in that
waiting room before I knock you in there.
445
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,662
You have done enough today.
446
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:02,445
Crazy ass white boy steadily dressing
up folk and talking about Thor... oh.
447
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:03,982
I got you.
448
00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:07,694
Wow. You know, this whole
thing's really setting in now.
449
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:10,269
Yeah, it's really sinking in, man.
450
00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:12,438
We're gonna have a baby.
451
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:13,398
This is really cool.
452
00:13:13,477 --> 00:13:14,998
Please don't throw me in the trash.
453
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:15,836
No one's putting you in the trash.
454
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:16,614
Stop saying that.
455
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:17,341
Will you stop?
456
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,460
♪ ♪
457
00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:23,910
Man, I used to have some
Jean shorts like that, too.
458
00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,582
I slept in them shits, man.
459
00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:29,886
Eventually, I blew the crotch
out of them things, but you
460
00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:32,638
can't wear 'em every day and
expect for 'em to hold up.
461
00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:35,317
That was some nice ass denim, too.
462
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,876
I miss those shorts.
463
00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:40,558
But you-you got to take 'em
off every now and then.
464
00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:43,005
Got to take 'em off, son.
465
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:44,470
So, I don't get it.
466
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,557
Why are you having sex with her?
467
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:48,470
Well, she gets drunk and
calls me a cardio-jerk or a
468
00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:51,230
workout turkey, and after a
while I just kind of cave in.
469
00:13:51,358 --> 00:13:54,142
Wow, you just...
All right, I got to try that with someone.
470
00:13:54,222 --> 00:13:54,830
Thanks, Rex.
471
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,125
Okay, thank you. Thanks, Rex.
472
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:56,773
Enjoy the party.
473
00:13:56,949 --> 00:13:59,269
She's just berating these guys
into having sex with her.
474
00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:01,246
Yeah, and she is slammin'
ass all over town.
475
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,917
She's getting way more action than us.
476
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,813
She's stu on her curse words...
"Jerk" and "turkey" are all that she's using.
477
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:08,262
Yeah, well, clearly they're working
for her, 'cause Rex is a quality lay.
478
00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:10,909
Yeah, re... all right, well, he's
not to fit to be a father, though.
479
00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:13,926
A father? No. None of these
guys are fit to be fathers.
480
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:16,054
I mean, look at them, they're animals.
481
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,438
Even if we do figure out who it
is, how are we gonna trust this
482
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:19,694
baby with one of these monkeys?
483
00:14:19,774 --> 00:14:22,222
No, look at them, they're animals...
They got no self-control.
484
00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:25,142
You know, it takes discipline
to raise a kid, you know?
485
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,044
You got to set rules, you
got to set ground rules.
486
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:28,070
Set some boundaries.
487
00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:31,510
You know, like, um, don't have
'em, like, doing cocaine, uh,
488
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,285
get them off the Internet, you know?
489
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,886
Yeah, oh, the Internet is a
very, very dangerous place.
490
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,111
Kids spend all their
time on the Internet.
491
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,198
Hi. Who are you.
492
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,342
Oh, there's your penis
and there's your butt.
493
00:14:39,406 --> 00:14:40,958
You got to learn from someone books...
Give 'em some books.
494
00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:43,854
Well, reading too many books...
Well, you don't want 'em to be a nerd.
495
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:44,854
You don't want 'em to be a nerd.
496
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,278
I am not raising a nerd, bro!
497
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:47,733
If it's a nerd, I'm
gonna bash his head in.
498
00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:49,198
Nerds get nowhere in life.
499
00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:50,270
Oh, my God, is he a nerd?
500
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,876
I could bash some nerds right now.
501
00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:53,838
Well, right after this we
should probably bash nerds.
502
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,997
I got to get it out of my system.
503
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,342
Bash some nerds.
504
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,173
(Exhales): Absolutely.
505
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:00,572
Do you know what, you got to
teach him how to beat nerds up.
506
00:15:00,676 --> 00:15:01,915
He's got to be beating nerds up.
507
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,940
I feel we have a lot of
ideas about raising a kid.
508
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:07,627
We are men who can be great
dads, we have great opinions...
509
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:09,212
Yeah, and that's all
that parenting is.
510
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,251
Pretending you know what you're
talking about and then jamming
511
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,276
it down a kid's throat.
512
00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:14,557
Oh, my God, that's
what we're gonna do.
513
00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:16,845
When I see that baby, dude,
we're gonna run towards it, I'm
514
00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:19,486
gonna grab it, I'm gonna pick him up...
And jam shit down his throat!
515
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:20,125
Dude.
516
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:20,917
Dude, we're gonna be the dad.
517
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,997
We're so much better
dads than these guys.
518
00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:23,853
I mean, look.
519
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:28,861
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Oh... (Chuckles)
520
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,422
(Laughing)
521
00:15:35,182 --> 00:15:35,758
I can't wait to tell him.
522
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:36,774
I can't believe this.
523
00:15:36,878 --> 00:15:37,453
This is so exciting.
524
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:38,629
There he is.
525
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:41,034
Hey, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, we
have news, we have wonderful news.
526
00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:45,470
Charlie and I have decided that we are
going to be the father of this child.
527
00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:46,974
Dude, we did a complete 180.
528
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,700
You know what, you guys,
I did a 180, too.
529
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,365
I totally did.
530
00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:51,157
I was all pissy this morning
about how I'm gonna be at the
531
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,206
hospital, and then I was
thinking about it, and I
532
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:55,765
realized I've been firing on all
cylinders because of this baby thing.
533
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:59,270
Dude, I did this weekend at
Bernie's operation earlier that
534
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,437
would have blown you guys' mind...
It was very effective.
535
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,206
And then I busted out this
"sweet Thor" line on this lady,
536
00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:05,407
'cause she was pissing me off,
and it was, like, boom!
537
00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:07,798
I mean, I really hit her with it...
And I never reference the nordic gods.
538
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,926
What are you saying, though?
539
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:09,950
'Cause I don't understand
what your point is.
540
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,574
I'm saying I want to be the dad, too...
I'm totally into it.
541
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,511
Okay.
542
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,743
Well, that steps on our thing a little bit, but...
Yeah, 'cause we were doing
543
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,518
the... you know, maybe instead of doing
a my two dads type thing,
544
00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:22,182
we could fold in another dad and do a
three men and a baby type situation.
545
00:16:22,269 --> 00:16:23,774
Three men and a baby...
That's what it is. I like that.
546
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,126
An equally effective movie, right?
A great movie.
547
00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:26,919
Did we miss it?
Did we miss it?
548
00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:29,088
No. It was...
What's going on?
549
00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:29,974
Who are all these people?
550
00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:32,862
Oh! I couldn't decide who the dad
was, so I brought everybody.
551
00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:35,590
You didn't even try and decide who
the dad was, you just got high!
552
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,950
(Grunts) Well, the interrogation
did turn into a coke party.
553
00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:41,022
But they all promised
to have blood tests.
554
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:44,254
Uh! If this kid is mine, I'm
gonna blow my brains out.
555
00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:46,189
Ah. Oh, he got zooted, man.
556
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:47,887
He took an eight-ball to the dome.
557
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,886
No, no, Frank, dude, get these
guys out of here, all right?
558
00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:53,446
We're gonna be the
father of the baby now.
559
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:54,502
Yes, we're gonna be the fathers.
560
00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:55,942
It has been decided.
So sayeth Thor.
561
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,269
Thor said it.
Tho-who?
562
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,702
Thor.
Who Thor?
563
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:00,174
Is that your Greek God reference?
564
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:01,294
He's a nordic God.
Nordic God.
565
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,542
No, I said something else earlier that
was it sounded a lot cooler than that.
566
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:05,006
Yeah.
That one didn't really work.
567
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:07,422
Guys! Guys, here she comes.
She's coming.
568
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,278
How do we make it a big moment?
569
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,614
I want to make it a
big moment, you know?
570
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:11,326
With music!
571
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,942
Duncan, play something special.
572
00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:13,910
Frank, I got the perfect thing.
573
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:14,590
Ah.
574
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:16,630
(Gentle piano intro playing)
575
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:43,750
♪ Ah, ha, ooh... ooh, ooh ah, ha, ah...
♪ ooh... ah, ha, ah... ooh, ooh..
576
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:56,806
♪ Pray God you can cope I stand outside
this woman's work ♪ this woman's world
577
00:17:58,102 --> 00:18:09,110
ooh, it's hard on the man now his
part is over ♪ now starts the craft
578
00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:17,847
of the father I know you have
a little life ♪ in you yet
579
00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,638
I know you have a lot... ♪
580
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:21,559
Carmen?
581
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:22,510
What are you doing here?
582
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,158
I'm here to get my baby.
583
00:18:24,262 --> 00:18:25,110
What?
584
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,910
Oh, yeah, the tranny's the dad.
585
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,494
(Laughing, whooping)
586
00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:31,663
You had sex with a tranny?
587
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,446
No.
No, I was their surrogate.
588
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:36,470
We used, uh, her sperm and a
donor egg, and then they just
589
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,894
kind of... (Raspberry) Right up there and...
We had a difficult time
590
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,463
finding a surrogate, but Dee
here was a miracle to us.
591
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,806
See, I can't have kids of my
and Carmen always wanted...
592
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,766
Yeah, yeah, great, great, miracle for you.
How wonderful.
593
00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:47,174
Dee, you tricked us?
594
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:48,031
How did I trick you?
595
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:50,358
Well, we were getting all pumped
up about being this baby's dad.
596
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,902
We were all keyed up for nothing.
597
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,558
Yeah. If we knew you were
doing this stupid surrogate
598
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,926
thing again, we would have just
completely ignored your pregnancy.
599
00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:58,005
You did ignore my pregnancy!
600
00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,576
This has been a huge
disappointment for us.
601
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:01,375
Why?
602
00:19:01,455 --> 00:19:02,486
We were gonna be great dads.
603
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,311
We were gonna impose
our will on the kid.
604
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,680
We had a three men and a baby
thing going on!
605
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:07,965
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
606
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,326
I have to admit, this whole
thing might be for the best.
607
00:19:10,397 --> 00:19:12,279
I mean, those two are gonna make
great parents, much better
608
00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,476
parents than any of us
would, don't you think?
609
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,734
Yeah. I guess.
610
00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:19,806
You know, a baby would've screwed
up our chemistry, right?
611
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:20,510
It might've.
612
00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:21,343
It might've, yeah, yeah.
613
00:19:21,446 --> 00:19:23,190
Yeah, we got a good thing going...
Why blow it with a baby?
614
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,877
Yeah, that being said, don't get
knocked up anymore, Dee...
615
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:26,679
It's getting old.
616
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,214
Oh, yeah, no, no, I
didn't enjoy any of it.
617
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:32,773
So, what I'm confused on is, the
mother is the father and the
618
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,830
father is black and the
baby's not black, so...
619
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,088
It's all been explained.
620
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:37,750
Yes.
621
00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:39,246
I'll talk you through it later.
622
00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:39,854
All right.
623
00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:40,645
Then what is your deal?
624
00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:42,974
Do we pop you back in there, or
are you done having babies, or
625
00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,823
what's going on ...
Yeah, can you take me to go get a beer?
626
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:45,567
'Cause I need a beer.
627
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:46,775
Ooh, cool, I could
go for a beer.
628
00:19:46,846 --> 00:19:47,735
You guys want to go
back to the bar?
629
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:48,510
Yeah!
630
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,798
Hey, you guys, let's bring
the party back to the bar.
631
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,462
Bring the music. Let's go.
632
00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:54,454
What the hell's
happening back there?
633
00:19:54,518 --> 00:19:55,294
A few buddies came along.
634
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,230
Don't worry about it, Dee.
635
00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:57,822
Oh! Let's party in the sewer!
636
00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,135
Oh, yeah, Charlie!
637
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,229
I'm not going into a sewer.
638
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,981
What is your obsession with
the sewer these days?
639
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,254
You find a lot of great
stuff down there.
640
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:04,382
Like what?
Like sewage.
641
00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:05,655
Ha-ha! Good gone, Dee!
642
00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,254
She's back, baby, she's back!
643
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:09,645
No, no, suppose there's a storm
and a guy loses his ring...
644
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,879
Oh, my God, is this the
ring story again?
645
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:11,870
I'm getting real tired
of the ring story.
646
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:13,806
You got to come up with
something else, Frank.
647
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:15,630
You can't keep using the same...
Like, give me some crack.
648
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,790
You know what I'm saying, dawg?
649
00:20:18,772 --> 00:20:19,718
We'll get more, we'll get more.
650
00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:24,328
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