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We are
looking at one of the most
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powerful storm systems ever to hit
the Philadelphia area, folks.
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As the hurricane moves up the
East Coast, we're already
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starting to feel its impact with
heavy winds, and everyone is
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bracing themselves for
torrential rainfall.
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Oh, my God.
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I've never seen
anything of this magnitude.
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I can't believe how
severe this is.
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They get bigger
and bigger every year.
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We're expecting
20 to 30 inches.
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Philadelphia,
this is dangerous.
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Stay indoors and be safe.
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Well, I, for one, would like to
meet this Jackie Denardo and
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see if her breasts are
as staggering in person.
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Guys, maybe we
should get a 3-D TV.
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The breasts are only going to
keep getting bigger, and we need
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the latest technology
to keep up.
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Are you
guys kidding me?
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You're focused on boobies at a
time when a massive storm is
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about to hit Philadelphia?
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It's a hurricane
we're talking about.
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Oh, she's talking about it and,
you know, we're sort of
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listening and we're
enjoying her breasts.
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Just let us have this.
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The breasts make you care about the
weather in a really good way, not...
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Guys, maybe she's right.
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I mean, maybe we are too focused
on this woman's breasts.
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Switch it to the
other news channel.
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Amigos, tenemos... Ho!
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Whoo!
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Cha, cha, cha.
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Oh, man, it's internacional.
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It's on every channel.
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These are the breasts
we should focus on.
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Hello, 'sup?
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'Sup?
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'Sup?
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'Sup?
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, I got all riled up by the
weather report and ain't a drop
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of rain out there, so I put this
old trash bag on to keep myself
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protected.
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Yeah, you did it
for nothing, huh?
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Yeah, it's media hype hyping up
the storm, making people all
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nervous about it.
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I don't know, Frank, I don't
think this is hype 'cause
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they're calling it the
storm of the century.
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Well, I'll tell you what, Dee,
um, because you might be
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right, I think it's worth
switching over to the other
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channel because I feel like the
coverage was a little bit more extensive.
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As you can see behind me...
Ho, look at that!
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Oh, come on!
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Yeah.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm broadcasting to you live
from the All American Home
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Center where shoppers are facing
long lines to buy supplies for
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the hurricane expected...
They're talking about evacuating the city.
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Guys, maybe this is more
serious than we thought.
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Yeah, it's serious, it's
a category five storm.
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We've got to get ready.
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Oh, shit.
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Dude, maybe the
Mexicans were right.
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What are you talking about?
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The Mexicans predicted that the
world was going to end in 2012.
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That was the Mayans, dude.
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Mayans, Mexicans--
what's the difference?
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One difference is that
the Mayans are extinct.
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Yeah, the Mexicans
killed the Mayans.
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No, the Spaniards banged the
Mayans, turned 'em into Mexicans.
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Oh, guys, this
doesn't look good.
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Okay, we're now getting
unconfirmed reports of sporadic
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looting in cities
along the East Coast.
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People are looting now?
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Come on.
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Ah, it's the media.
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They hype the storm,
they hype the looting.
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It's all for ratings.
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Whatever.
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Either way, I think we should
head up to higher ground, you
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know, go to the Poconos.
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No, you don't want to
go up in the mountains.
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Are you crazy?
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That's just putting you
closer to the storm.
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You want to go low,
low as can be.
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All right, you know what?
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We got to stop pussydicking
around here, okay?
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It's time to get in the bunker.
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Bunker, what bunker?
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Yeah, we, uh, we converted this
old storage closet into a
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place where we could
ride out Y2K.
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Ha, Y2K-- perfect example of how
the press hypes everything
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to no end and nothing happens.
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Well, we know that now, Frank, but
back then we were pretty scared.
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Yeah, but why were we so scared?
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Well, Dee got us all worked up
about the computers taking
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over mankind and then she
had us build this bunker.
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Yeah, robopocalypse-- machines
communicating with each
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other and conspiring to
destroy the human race.
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That is complete
nonsense, Deandra.
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Is it nonsense?
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Is it nonsense, or is it
nonsense that we rely solely on
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computers to run every
aspect of our lives, huh?
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Hysterical, she's hysterical.
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Calm down, Dee.
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Here, come check
out the bunker.
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It's pretty cool.
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What the hell?
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What the hell happened
to the bunker?
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We, uh, we raided the
bunker directly after Y2K.
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Well, now it's empty, now there's
nothing in here for us to use.
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And why is there a condom
wrapper on the floor?
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Uh, you've probably been
banging in the bunker, right?
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Guilty.
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I've been watching
him bang in here.
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Have you?
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Weird, weird.
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The bunker is for emergencies.
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This is not a joke.
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Yeah, well, whatever, you know.
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Yeah, that's an
emergency, I guess.
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I see that somebody's also been
eating a lot of your weird
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canned foods and
sardines, Charlie.
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Yeah, where's all my...?
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Yeah, well, he was probably down
here with Mac, watching you
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rape girls and
eating pickled eggs.
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I don't rape girls, come on.
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Yeah, and I don't eat that many pickled eggs, but...
Well, you know what?
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Let's stock up on some more
pickled eggs down here, though.
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That's a good idea.
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Let's go to the All
American Home store.
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We can get all of
our supplies there.
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The All American?
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Yeah.
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That's the place with the weather...
Yeah.
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Let's go there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's go there.
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Wait, you're gonna actually go
where the media is advertising?
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Oh, come on, Frank, it's not like
we've never been to the All
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American Home Center before.
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It's in our minds, you know,
and she's in my mind.
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Let's go there, it's settled.
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Right, I know, but first we
need to board up windows, so,
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Frank, you help me with this
plywood and you guys can each
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grab a box over there and then we'll...
And they have left, they have left now.
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I'm only still here 'cause
I'm not as quick as them.
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Is that a pickled egg?
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No, it's an egg I
brought from home.
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Attention, all All American
Home Center shoppers...
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People seem pretty amped up.
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We should get our supplies
before they sell out.
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Yeah, for sure, you know, we
should come up with a plan and
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we should divide up.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, they're spectacular.
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Imagine that image in 3-D.
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Oh, baby.
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Yeah, my God.
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Guys, I'm telling you, we should
get one of these 3-D TVs.
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Yeah, totally, but
not now, okay?
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We can't spend our
money on a 3-D TV.
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Right, right, all right, we got
to get the supplies, head up
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to the Poconos ASAP.
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Come on.
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I don't know, I mean,
let's think about this.
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I mean, for all we know, it
could be the end of days.
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No, it's not the end of days.
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I don't want to go uphill.
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Guys, it's not the end of days.
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Calm down, it's
just a storm, okay?
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We-We'll get some batteries,
we'll get some supplies.
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Food, we'll get food.
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Yeah, we'll get food.
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Okay, but I feel like you
did-- you didn't say food.
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Yeah, we'll get food, okay?
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Jesus Christ.
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Relax.
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Okay, yeah, I'm,
I'm getting crazy.
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All right, I'll get the food.
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Yeah-- oh, my God.
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You guys get the supplies.
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Okay, we'll get the supplies.
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Okay.
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Okay, give us the cash because...
No, no, it's-- I have Frank's credit card.
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You take the cash.
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You got the cash, we got
the credit card, let's go.
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Hey, you know what
I was thinking?
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In addition to supplies, might
be nice to grab some girls, you
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know, get them back to the bar.
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This Jackie Denardo chick-- she's,
uh, sparked another storm
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inside me if you
know what I mean.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Might be nice to ride the
storm out with some chicks.
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Yeah, yeah, and we could use 'em to
repopulate the planet or something.
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That'll be great to have them.
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I'm not going to entertain
this notion anymore.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Okay, I'd at least like to find
one, like, Mexican or Mayan
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or something for predictions.
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No, but get some
batteries, though.
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You be the battery guy and I'll
be the, the chicks and tits guy.
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All right.
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Frank!
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Frank, you want to come
help me do this or what?
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No, come over here.
I want you to see this.
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Frank...
Come on, check this out.
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At any moment, hoards of maniacs could
come pouring through the windows.
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This doesn't concern you?
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Come on, Deandra.
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Please come over here and
sit down, look at this.
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Oh! What?
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You remember years ago there
was a storm in New Orleans?
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Hurricane Katrina?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, I remember it. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, check this out.
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What do you think those people
are doing, surviving or looting?
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They're surviving.
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Ah. Okay.
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Do you remember a man
named Rodney King?
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Yes, of course I do.
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Okay, the LAPD worked
him over really good.
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Yes.
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Okay. This was taken during
the Rodney King riots.
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What do you think these people
are doing, looting or surviving?
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Well, they're looting.
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Ah, of course.
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Well, it's the media, see?
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When it's white people, it's
survival, and when it's black
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people, it's looting.
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No, Frank, it's because the white
people are stealing bread,
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and the black people
are stealing speakers.
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If the white people were
stealing stereo equipment, I
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would say they
were looting, too.
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How do you know the blacks don't
have bread in those speakers?
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What are you talking about?
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What are we talking
about right now?
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There are big things to do.
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Oh, okay, all right, listen,
listen, listen, okay, calm down.
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This is the best part.
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More?
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Oh, yeah, just check this out.
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This was taken
during the riots.
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Do you recognize
anybody in there?
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What are you doing in the video?
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I happened to be out in L.A.
during the riots.
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I was on business.
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And to steal ski
equipment, I guess.
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Yeah, well, I went in for a loaf
of bread, I took some skis.
249
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Everybody's happy.
250
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Not the people who own the skis.
251
00:08:18,251 --> 00:08:19,250
Oh, shit.
252
00:08:19,252 --> 00:08:22,020
All right, all right, calm...
Oh, my God, the power went out!
253
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Calm down.
254
00:08:23,023 --> 00:08:24,023
This is terrible!
255
00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:24,857
We got to get at...
256
00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:25,692
Jesus! Goddamn it.
257
00:08:25,694 --> 00:08:27,393
That's why I like to have
this little baby with me.
258
00:08:27,395 --> 00:08:30,329
Come on. I'm go...
All right, let's go to the bunker... bunker.
259
00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:31,330
You come with me.
260
00:08:31,332 --> 00:08:32,164
Yeah, go first. Don't.
261
00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,165
Just be careful with that.
262
00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,167
We're gonna call it
a hurricane party.
263
00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:36,168
It's gonna be cool.
264
00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:37,169
It's gonna be awesome, yeah.
265
00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:38,171
What's a hurricane party?
266
00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:39,839
A hurricane party's exactly
what it sounds like.
267
00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:41,641
It's a party during a hurricane
at our bar, Paddy's Pub.
268
00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:42,509
Oh, I've heard of that bar.
269
00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:43,510
Yeah?
270
00:08:43,512 --> 00:08:46,579
Hey! Hello!
271
00:08:46,581 --> 00:08:47,981
All right, all right! Hi.
272
00:08:47,983 --> 00:08:49,983
Crazy, crazy weather
coming our way.
273
00:08:49,985 --> 00:08:50,984
Yeah. Yeah.
274
00:08:50,986 --> 00:08:52,652
You trying to get these girls
down to the bunker, or...?
275
00:08:52,654 --> 00:08:55,488
Oh, no, I'm inviting them back
to our very cool bar we own.
276
00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:56,489
Oh, cool, cool.
277
00:08:56,491 --> 00:08:57,490
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
278
00:08:57,492 --> 00:08:59,326
Yeah, we got a
sweet bunker, too.
279
00:08:59,328 --> 00:09:02,095
Yeah, well... It's, like, so secure,
people can't get in or out if we don't
280
00:09:02,097 --> 00:09:03,029
want 'em to.
281
00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:04,831
We'll be, like, totally
safe down there.
282
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:05,831
Yeah.
283
00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:06,665
I got a bunch of supplies.
284
00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,500
You guys like pickled eggs?
285
00:09:07,502 --> 00:09:10,235
Sardines, too... Yeah, we got a bunch
of other, you know, normal food and
286
00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:11,002
normal stuff there, too.
287
00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:11,836
Yeah.
288
00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:12,671
Yeah, it's a great bar.
289
00:09:12,673 --> 00:09:14,572
Gonna be free drinks for
everybody, so you know, you'll
290
00:09:14,574 --> 00:09:17,509
come, you'll party with us, and you can
bring your girlfriends, too, you know?
291
00:09:17,511 --> 00:09:18,510
Sure.
292
00:09:18,512 --> 00:09:20,512
We don't want
just the two of you.
293
00:09:20,514 --> 00:09:22,514
You got to bring
your girlfriends.
294
00:09:22,516 --> 00:09:23,515
That's a requirement.
295
00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:24,515
Sounds like fun.
296
00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,083
Can our boyfriends come, too?
297
00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:28,887
Oh.
298
00:09:28,889 --> 00:09:30,188
Your boyfriends?
299
00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:33,224
Yeah, our boyfriends.
300
00:09:33,226 --> 00:09:38,028
You two have boyfriends?
301
00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:45,601
How did you not know...
that the reason I invited you back to my bar...
302
00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:48,204
was to bang you?
303
00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:49,405
Get out of here!
304
00:09:49,407 --> 00:09:50,673
Get the hell out of here!
305
00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:51,707
Get... Get out of here!
306
00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:52,708
Shoo away from me!
307
00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:53,710
You're a dick.
308
00:09:53,712 --> 00:09:54,711
You're a dick.
309
00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:56,713
She's a... I'm not a dick. Oh!
310
00:09:57,716 --> 00:09:58,715
It's okay.
311
00:09:58,717 --> 00:09:59,549
Take it easy, all right?
312
00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:00,550
What was that?
313
00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:01,552
That was too dark.
314
00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:02,553
They lied to me.
315
00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:04,388
Oh, okay, well, just
let it go, all right?
316
00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:06,123
If you want to entice these
ladies, you got to talk about
317
00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,992
the bunker, you got to
lead with the bunker...
318
00:10:07,994 --> 00:10:10,562
No. You end with the bunker,
or you don't talk about the bunker at all.
319
00:10:10,564 --> 00:10:11,429
Are you kidding me?
320
00:10:11,431 --> 00:10:12,297
What are you wearing?
321
00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:14,132
Dude, they have
amazing stuff here.
322
00:10:14,134 --> 00:10:15,132
I'm totally prepared.
323
00:10:15,134 --> 00:10:16,134
Check this out.
324
00:10:16,136 --> 00:10:17,135
How sweet is that?
325
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:18,969
Dude... No, drop the...
Are you kidding me?
326
00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:21,137
You think girls are gonna want to
come back to a bar with a man
327
00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:23,106
dressed the way you're dressed
and carrying a hatchet?
328
00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,108
Yeah. They're gonna be, like,
"Look at this sweet dude, his
329
00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,409
awesome gear and his
awesome hatchet.
330
00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:28,510
He's prepared, he's
ready for anything.
331
00:10:28,512 --> 00:10:29,745
Storm coming? Hatchet coming."
332
00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:30,745
Dude, I have an idea.
333
00:10:30,747 --> 00:10:32,747
I'm gonna go to the
office section.
334
00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:34,148
Meet me in the office section.
335
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,149
Okay. All right, good.
336
00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:37,151
I'll find Mac, 'cause we got
to get out of here, man.
337
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,152
Okay, yeah, no, no.
338
00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,154
Um, let's loose the hatchet.
339
00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:43,191
Come on, man. The...
I got another hatchet.
340
00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:44,192
Don't you worry about that.
341
00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:46,828
Dark as shit in here.
342
00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:47,962
It's very creepy.
343
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,165
Let's just get to the bunker.
344
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,134
What was that? Was that a rat?
345
00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:57,204
It was a looter.
Loot... Behind us.
346
00:10:59,073 --> 00:11:00,874
Oh, a looter! Looter! Shoot him!
347
00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:02,876
No, don't shoot! It's Cricket!
348
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,879
Ooh, no!
349
00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:07,880
Cricket.
350
00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:09,949
Oh, what are you doing
down here, Cricket?
351
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:12,418
I come down the
bunker sometimes when it rains.
352
00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:15,421
Oh, we got to get him
to the hospital.
353
00:11:15,423 --> 00:11:17,457
No, I ain't going
to no hospital.
354
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,658
They euthanize the homeless.
355
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,792
They're goddamned death camps!
356
00:11:19,794 --> 00:11:20,794
You got no hand, Cricket.
357
00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:21,795
I have a hand, Frank.
358
00:11:21,797 --> 00:11:23,797
It's-It's a little...
I have a hole in it. Big deal.
359
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,799
Oh, Frank, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
360
00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:27,534
I don't really want to go to the
hospital, either, you know,
361
00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:29,203
because we're gonna be there
when the hurricane hits, and
362
00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,972
it's gonna be packed to
the gills with vagrants.
363
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:31,973
Are you out of your mind?!
364
00:11:31,975 --> 00:11:33,808
This man is bleeding
to death here.
365
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,810
Well, okay, oh, you
know what we could do?
366
00:11:35,812 --> 00:11:37,545
We could dress him up and take
him upstairs, and then the
367
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,213
looters would think he's the
owner of the bar, and they'd
368
00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:40,882
have their way with him, and if
he died, you know, it's on them,
369
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:41,816
and-and not on us.
370
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:42,817
That-That's good.
371
00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:43,818
Let's just do that.
372
00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,819
Don't listen to him!
373
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:45,820
He's delirious!
374
00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:46,655
You're bleeding out, Cricket!
375
00:11:46,657 --> 00:11:48,656
It's nothing...
Frank, this is nothing.
376
00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:49,657
Goddamn it!
377
00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:52,293
All right, Cricket, all right, fine,
we'll go, we'll go to the hospital.
378
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,028
Frank, we are coming right back
here after we drop him off, to
379
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,630
be where we are safe in the
bunker where we belong, okay?
380
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,630
Let's go!
381
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,631
Okay, get out.
382
00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,801
You're marching me to the ovens.
383
00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:04,254
Dennis!
384
00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:05,942
There you are, dude.
385
00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:07,892
Dude, things are getting
kind of bad in here, man.
386
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,196
Like, people are all
worked up, right?
387
00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:10,338
I'm been trying to find Mac.
388
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,174
He's not answering
my phone calls.
389
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:14,242
I went out to the parking lot to
see if he was out there hiding
390
00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:15,176
out in the car or something.
391
00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:16,178
He took off! Car's gone!
392
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,012
Mm, well, clearly, he's
evacuated to the Poconos.
393
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:19,848
Do you really think
he'd do that to us?
394
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:20,682
Absolutely do that to us.
395
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:21,683
I don't know.
396
00:12:21,685 --> 00:12:22,685
This is bad, dude.
397
00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:23,686
What you got here?
398
00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:24,687
What you working on?
399
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:25,521
Oh, uh, this is great.
400
00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:27,356
This is an agreement
for the women.
401
00:12:27,358 --> 00:12:28,357
Oh.
402
00:12:28,359 --> 00:12:30,093
Yeah, it guarantees that
whoever comes back to the bar
403
00:12:30,095 --> 00:12:32,028
with us agrees to follow all
the rules that we set forth.
404
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,029
Well, that's smart.
405
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:33,863
Walk me through the details.
406
00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:34,864
What you got, Dennis?
407
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:36,699
Uh, it's all very simple,
Charlie, very simple stuff.
408
00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:37,700
Um, "I... state your name..."
409
00:12:37,702 --> 00:12:38,701
Charlie Kelly.
410
00:12:38,703 --> 00:12:39,702
Hmm? Well, not your name.
411
00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:40,703
Oh.
412
00:12:40,705 --> 00:12:41,705
Their name.
413
00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:45,208
"Being of sound mind and body, do
solemnly pledge that I do not
414
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,376
have a boyfriend.
415
00:12:46,378 --> 00:12:49,445
Nor am I currently engaged in a
sexual relationship with another
416
00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:50,814
individual, females excluded."
417
00:12:50,816 --> 00:12:51,814
Right.
418
00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:54,183
"I hereby agree to be easygoing,
to engage in playful
419
00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:57,887
conversation, to always act as though I
desire your penis even when I don't."
420
00:12:57,889 --> 00:12:58,888
Yeah?
421
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,890
And it sort of goes on and
on like that for a while.
422
00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:01,924
I love it. Where do I sign?
423
00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:04,960
Okay, again, um, you
don't sign anywhere.
424
00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:08,030
If we're doing a contract, I want to sign it, so...
This isn't a contract for
425
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:08,965
you, Charlie.
426
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:09,966
Uh, it's not?
427
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:20,311
This is a contract... ♪ Till now I always
got by on my own I never really cared
428
00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:32,957
♪ Until I met you And now it chills me
to the bone How do I get you alone? ♪
429
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:36,861
Oh, my God.
430
00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:39,463
Charlie, I might be in love with
this woman-- not for the right
431
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:40,064
reasons, mind you.
432
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:40,731
I got an idea.
433
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:41,732
Yeah.
434
00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:44,034
Let's get her back to
the bunker, right?
435
00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:47,236
She's the perfect kind of woman
to start over the new world with.
436
00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:49,105
We would create a race of super
giant-breasted women, you know?
437
00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:50,774
I'd start sleeping with your
daughters, you'd sleep with my
438
00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:52,376
daughters, I'd sleep with your
daughters' daughters, you'd
439
00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:52,976
sleep with my daughters'
440
00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:53,978
daughters.
441
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,780
We die, our sons would sleep
with our daughters' daughters'
442
00:13:55,782 --> 00:13:56,781
daughters.
443
00:13:56,783 --> 00:13:57,548
It's like a perfect society.
444
00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,317
Okay, I see where you're going
with that, but it sounds
445
00:13:59,319 --> 00:14:01,186
like it could get
a little messy.
446
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,788
It could get a little stick...
let's work out a new agreement, you know...
447
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,323
All right, we'll come up
with a separate agreement.
448
00:14:05,325 --> 00:14:06,992
Who sleeps with whose daughter?
449
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:07,659
Okay, that sounds good.
450
00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:09,494
Um, all right, I'm gonna go
talk to this woman, you know?
451
00:14:09,496 --> 00:14:10,161
All right, okay, okay.
452
00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:11,463
All right.
453
00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:13,731
Um... I got to say, man, this
woman's, like, really throwing
454
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:15,734
me off, dude, I feel
very, very nervous.
455
00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:16,501
I don't usually get nervous.
456
00:14:16,503 --> 00:14:17,569
You want me to help you out?
457
00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:18,236
Yeah... no.
458
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:19,170
I'll go over there with you.
459
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:22,306
No, no, no, I want you to stay
as far away from me as possible.
460
00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:23,908
You're standing too close
to me as it is, actually.
461
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:24,842
Have you gotten
into the cheese?
462
00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:26,543
There's a whole cheese section.
463
00:14:26,545 --> 00:14:27,210
I bet there is.
464
00:14:27,212 --> 00:14:27,878
I went nuts.
465
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,645
All right, well, you stink.
466
00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:30,414
Mm-hmm, all right,
you know what?
467
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,349
I'll find Frank,
he'll pick us up.
468
00:14:32,351 --> 00:14:33,249
Okay, yeah, go call Frank.
469
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:36,453
I'm gonna go talk to the, uh...
I don't think I can do it
470
00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:37,087
dressed like this, though.
471
00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,757
I look ridiculous.
472
00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:45,530
You guys, I don't mean to be a bother,
but are we almost at the hospital?
473
00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:46,531
Shut the hell up, Cricket!
474
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,600
Okay, I'm driving
as fast as I can!
475
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:49,801
Do you not see that?!
476
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:52,337
Move!
477
00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:53,471
What are you doing, Frank?
478
00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:54,238
What are you doing, Frank?
479
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,206
I'm getting air.
480
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,141
You're sucking it all
up with your panicking.
481
00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:57,841
It's freezing outside.
482
00:14:57,843 --> 00:15:00,377
You're gonna catch cold and then everyone's
going to get sick in the bunker.
483
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:02,145
What are you talking
about, freezing?
484
00:15:02,147 --> 00:15:03,546
It's sunny as shit.
485
00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:05,615
Will you calm down,
for crying out loud?
486
00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:07,583
You're gonna give
me a heart attack.
487
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:09,585
Oh, all right.
488
00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:10,586
Let's go.
489
00:15:10,588 --> 00:15:11,653
It's Charlie.
490
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:14,190
Yo.
491
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:16,091
You're shitting me.
492
00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:17,259
Huh?
493
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,527
God.
494
00:15:18,529 --> 00:15:22,298
Mac went to the Poconos, left
them stranded by the All
495
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,632
American with the supplies.
496
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:24,633
With the supplies?
497
00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:28,070
No, n-n-n-no, I'm not getting stranded
in the bunker with no supplies.
498
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,643
You guys, what about me?
499
00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:36,280
I'm in pain, I'm in... Goddamn you,
Cricket, goddamn you, it's not about you!
500
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:38,949
Listen, I'm gonna pick up the guys,
then I'll drop you off at the hospital.
501
00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:40,718
It's gonna take two
seconds, okay?!
502
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,822
Is that okay, Cricket,
with you, huh?!
503
00:15:43,824 --> 00:15:44,823
Go!
504
00:15:45,492 --> 00:15:47,659
Come on, come on,
get out of the way.
505
00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:48,426
I don't want to die.
506
00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:54,365
Don't make me do it, Cricket,
I will slice you in half.
507
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:59,135
As you can see behind me, Larry, the storm
is really taking its toll on weary shoppers.
508
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:02,271
The lines are still long as
frustrated customers wait
509
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:05,874
anxiously to return home with
some emergency supplies before
510
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:08,043
the worst of the storm hits.
511
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:11,447
Jackie Denardo, Channel 5 News.
512
00:16:11,449 --> 00:16:12,548
We out?
513
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,549
Good.
514
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:17,320
Hi, hi, hi.
515
00:16:18,922 --> 00:16:20,856
I'm Dennis... Reynolds.
516
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,025
Hi, hi, Dennis.
517
00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:29,131
I have a bar, I own a bar, it's my bar,
and I wanted to invite you to it for...
518
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,201
Uh, we have food and supplies,
and it would be a good place...
519
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:36,038
This storm is going to be bad,
as you know, so why not be at
520
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,309
the bar with me, um, and, you
know, for the good of the race?
521
00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:42,545
So come to the bar and, uh,
oh, and I have a contr-- an
522
00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:45,080
agreement, and I need you to sign...
Uh, excuse me, sir.
523
00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:46,081
Yes.
524
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:46,849
Yeah, it's about the storm.
525
00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:47,850
Okay.
526
00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:49,619
Storm's not going to hit Philly.
527
00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:50,386
It's just going to drizzle.
528
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:51,387
Really?
529
00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:52,388
Yeah.
530
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,989
How am I supposed to
turn that into news?
531
00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:56,859
I don't know, find some other way
to make these people go nuts.
532
00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:57,526
We need a story.
533
00:16:57,528 --> 00:16:59,628
Okay, thanks.
534
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,631
Hey, Todd, storm's
just been downgraded.
535
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,533
Apparently we're just going
to get a light drizzle.
536
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:05,534
Goddamn it.
537
00:17:05,536 --> 00:17:06,469
I have a bunker.
538
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:08,070
Maybe we can turn this
into global warming.
539
00:17:08,072 --> 00:17:09,505
That always gets people
whipped up, huh?
540
00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:12,041
Get, get, get...
if you get in the bunker with me, then,
541
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,642
then you'll be totally safe.
542
00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:16,178
For the good of the race,
we can create an entire...
543
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,247
Oh, my God, get lost, creep!
544
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:30,491
You're gonna treat
me like a dog, huh?
545
00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:34,195
You're gonna treat
Cricket like a dog?
546
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,798
Hospital.
547
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,201
Hospital.
548
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:40,836
Come on... come on.
549
00:17:40,838 --> 00:17:42,070
Hurry it up, move it along.
550
00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:42,738
He's taking forever.
551
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,405
We're gonna die.
552
00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:44,340
Hey, you look kind of Mayan.
553
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:45,941
You wouldn't happen to
be a Mayan, would you?
554
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:46,609
Charlie, there you are.
555
00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:47,543
I think I found a Mayan.
556
00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:48,978
We've been looking
all over for you.
557
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,413
Cricket's out in the car
bleeding like a pig.
558
00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:51,414
Seriously?
559
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,015
We got to get the
supplies right away.
560
00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,950
I got a great
amount of supplies.
561
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:57,319
I've been getting all sorts
of stuff, like things...
562
00:17:57,321 --> 00:17:59,221
Hey, hey, hey, that's my cart.
563
00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:02,358
Hey, folks, folks, listen up,
I'm sorry, but our credit card
564
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,026
machines just went down
due to a system overload.
565
00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:06,094
We can only accept
cash at this time.
566
00:18:06,096 --> 00:18:06,762
Oh, shit.
567
00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:07,763
What?
568
00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:08,530
Okay, well, you got cash?
569
00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:09,197
I only have cards.
570
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,133
Charlie, where's the
cash I gave you?
571
00:18:11,135 --> 00:18:13,068
Mac took off with all our cash!
572
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:13,735
He just took off!
573
00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:14,736
What?!
574
00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:15,404
We're gonna die.
575
00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:18,240
I told you, I told you, I told
you we're dependant on machines.
576
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:19,876
You guys, once the machines go
down, then society collapses.
577
00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:21,811
We're going to hell
in a handcart.
578
00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:23,580
Okay, okay, I got a plan, okay,
let's just start looting
579
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,281
shit, okay, let's
just grab shit.
580
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:25,949
Yes, yes!
581
00:18:25,951 --> 00:18:27,751
Let's just grab whatever we can.
582
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:30,120
No, you can't loot until the
crowd whips up into a frenzy.
583
00:18:30,122 --> 00:18:31,722
The crowd is whipped
up into a frenzy.
584
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:32,489
They just stole my cart!
585
00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:34,558
I-I think the time
will be evident.
586
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,326
Well, what are we waiting for?!
587
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:40,464
I don't know.
588
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:44,301
Loot, loot, time to loot, loot!
589
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,337
Loot, loot!
590
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,839
Take everything!
591
00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:50,908
Kill the machines!
592
00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:52,644
Kill the machines!
593
00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:54,713
It's their fault!
594
00:18:54,715 --> 00:18:58,384
Kill the machines...!
595
00:18:58,386 --> 00:18:59,619
Come on, come on, come on.
596
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,354
Get it, get it, get it.
597
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:04,624
Just seconds ago, a car crashed
through the building and the
598
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,226
crowd is scattering.
599
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,663
Despite the fact that the storm
has been downgraded, the people
600
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:13,266
have worked themselves into
an uncontrollable frenzy!
601
00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:16,270
It's the end of days,
it's the end of days!
602
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:17,772
Pandemonium has struck.
603
00:19:17,774 --> 00:19:19,573
Come to the
bunker, come to the bunker!
604
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:24,077
Dennis, I got her,
Dennis, I got her!
605
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,245
Is this the hospital?
606
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,479
Is this the hospital?
607
00:19:26,481 --> 00:19:28,548
Ah.
608
00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:33,219
3-D boobies.
609
00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:35,354
Now, this is news.
610
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:51,237
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