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DENNIS: So what do you
guys wanna do today?
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CHARLIE: I don't know.
We could sing a song.
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SWEET DEE: We just ate.
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We're drinking.
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Hey, you know what?
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Mac's coming over here pretty soon...
Mac's always got something...
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He'll have a plan...
He always has something.
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And he'll get us
into something good.
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He comes in with something.
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He comes in hot.
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That'll be perfect.
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'Cause I feel like we're having a hard
time getting into something good today.
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There he is! There he is!
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Good timing!
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(all cheering)
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MAC: Mac in the house.
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Mac in the house.
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Mac in the house.
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(all shouting happily)
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Got some news?
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Got some news for me?
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Lay it on us.
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What's the news?
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What's your news?
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No, what's your news?
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Give us the news.
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Oh, I don't have any news.
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I thought you guys had news.
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You always come
in hot with news.
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Yeah, what's the plan?
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Oh. I got nothin'.
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Really?
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Huh? Oh.
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That's disappointing.
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You usually fire in
here with something.
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Yeah.
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I've actually been
kinda bored today.
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We're bored over here.
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You guys bored, too?
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We are bored out of
our goddamn minds.
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You got no plan?
Didn't run into a thing or...?
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♪ Don't you remember, love
We built this city...
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We built this city on
rock 'n' roll... ♪
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Oh... wait... guys...
I know what we can do.
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You do?
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Let's play "Chardee MacDennis."
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Yes! Yes!
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No! No!
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No, no... No!
'Cause we're not playing!
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Yes!
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FRANK: What's
"Chardee MacDennis"?
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Oh, my God.
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"Chardee MacDennis" is an awesome
board game that we came
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up with, many years ago,
on a day much like today.
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That sounds like fun.
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(chanting "Chardee! Chardee!")
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No, we're not playing it!
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We're not playing it!
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Don't start chanting it, 'cause
we're not playing that stupid game!
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We are not playing that game!
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Why? What's the big deal?
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It's only a game.
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It's not just a game!
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It's a war.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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"Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games."
Now what we did is we took
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our favorite aspects of a bunch
of different board games and we
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mashed 'em all together.
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We did the same thing with the name,
'cause we couldn't agree upon one.
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Now, the point of the game is
actually quite simple: It's a
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race to the finish from
Level One to Level Three.
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This is the board, and we start
at Level One, which is "Mind."
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That consists of "Trivia,"
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"Puzzles" and "Artistry."
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It is also the level at which the
alcohol being consumed is wine.
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Whoa!
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You get to drink
during the game?
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Uh, drinking is the game, Frank.
It's the whole point of it.
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I'm not going to play any game in
which I'm not getting annihilated.
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Moving on to Level Two, which is
"Body": "Physical Challenge,"
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"Pain" and "Endurance."
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That's the beer level.
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Yes, and Level Three is
"Spirit": "Emotional Battery"
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and "Public Humiliation."
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Boom-- hard alcohol level.
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What the hell you
doing, Deandra?
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Oh, this is very
important, Frank.
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We gotta nail the board down to
the bar, because, at a certain
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point during the game, Mac can get
very pissed off, 'cause he's
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not doing very well.
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He's gonna try and
flip the board over.
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He's right; it's for the best.
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I will forget, later,
that it's nailed down.
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- He will.
- Okay, here's the big one:
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There's a 15-minute
time limit to the game.
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15 minutes doesn't seem like
a long time for a game.
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Well, there's a fair amount
of a clock stoppages.
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Yeah, each team gets three
time-outs; there's a half-time;
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post-level breaks; a two-minute
warning and a significant amount
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of injury stoppages.
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Hence the first-aid kit.
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Now, pay very close attention
to this first part: Each team
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must collect a certain number of
cards, at each level, in order
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to progress to the next level.
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And the first team to complete
all three levels wins the game.
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And the winner-- ooh-- the
winner gets a sweet prize.
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Nice!
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What's the prize?
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The winner gets to smash the
other team's game pieces.
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That's the prize?
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You get to smash the
team's game pieces?
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Oh, it's incredibly gratifying.
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Oh, it's awesome, Frank.
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Now these are our game pieces.
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Nice, right?
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And... (clears throat) these....
are Mac and Charlie's pieces.
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Look at the condition
that they're in.
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Pretty pathetic, as you can see
from the state that these pieces
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are in, Mac and Charlie have never, ever,
in the history of Chardee MacDennis,
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won the game.
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You never won?
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Never won once?
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No.
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It's almost statistically
impossible to play that many
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games and never win, but...
It's truly an anomaly.
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We haven't won yet, all right?
But maybe this is our time, all right?
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I mean, yeah, it
is gonna happen.
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Watch out! Watch out!
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Yeah... I'm gonna slit throats.
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Nice.
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Ack! I love this game!
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I want in!
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Okay, I want to be Mac
and Charlie's partner.
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That seems fair to me.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I'll say why: Because, you
see, Frank's mind is still
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fairly strong, but his body's very,
very weak, so I think it's a wash.
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And his spirit's garbage,
so I'm okay with it, too.
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Hang on a second, dude.
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You can't just
jump on our team.
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Let us talk about this.
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All right, first of all, we
got a team photo, right?
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Yeah.
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So we're gonna have to decide,
you know, do we get a
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new team photo with or without you...
Plus, we have a whole new
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strategy to come up with, you know...
Our strategy has never worked.
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And I hate the team photo.
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Okay, you know what?
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Just join our team.
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You're on the team.
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Yeah!
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(all shouting)
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Don't touch me.
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Don't touch me.
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Yes, and the Golden Geese are
very much looking forward to
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another annihilation.
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Yes, we are. Now... in the spirit of
tradition, I propose that we begin the
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ritual of sportsmanship.
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(faux British accent):
Good luck to you, sir.
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(British accent): And you, sir.
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I do hope you have
a good game, miss.
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And you, sir.
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Why the hell are youse
talkin' like that?
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Well, this is an important
part of the process, Frank.
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Gives the illusion of
respect for your opponent.
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Things are about to get real
dark, real quick, Frank.
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It's nice to start off
on a positive note.
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Oh, that reminds me: Once the
game begins, you are not allowed
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to ask any questions.
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Yes! In fact, if you do, don't
say a question, look it up
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in the book of rules, okay?
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(laughing): Jesus Christ!
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Oh, I think I understand.
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No, you haven't begun to understand,
Frank, but that's okay.
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You'll get it as we go along.
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Like every other board game.
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Dee, how much time?
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Uh, ten seconds.
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Ah! Perfect!
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Okay, gentlemen... Suck my dick.
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(all screaming, blabbering)
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What the shit are you doing?
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(all stop screaming)
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Goddamn it, Frank.
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You asked a question!
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Goddamn it!
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Frank, Mac, Charlie--
drink for five seconds.
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Yeah, drink, drink, drink!
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This is how we get psyched
up before each level.
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Yeah, that's our
Maori war dance.
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That's how we demonstrate
intimidation.
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Shows off our physical prowess!
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All right, Dee, put two
more minutes on the clock.
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Let's go.
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Yep.
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Gentlemen... Level One begins.
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(bell dings)
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Okay, first card is trivia.
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Okay, Dee, answer this question
correctly, we get the card.
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Yeah.
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If not, they get a
chance to steal.
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Yes.
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All right, what is the
greatest band in the world?
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Chumbawamba.
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Correct!
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Nice!
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Whoa! That's not trivia!
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That doesn't make sense.
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We made up all these questions, Frank,
so there's gonna be a lot of opinion.
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Yeah, really, it's more of a
memory game than anything else.
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But drink.
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Drink, bitch. Let's go.
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All right, whatever.
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Our turn. Our turn.
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Here we go. Ready, Charlie?
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Yeah.
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No puzzles, no, puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles... Trivia!
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Trivia!
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I can do trivia, baby.
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Oh, dude, and you
definitely wrote this one.
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Nice. Lay it on me!
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Lay it on me!
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Question: "Dennis is asshole.
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Why Charlie hate"?
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I don't think I wrote that.
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You definitely wrote
this one, Charlie.
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Who else would
have written this?
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I'm not remembering that.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't think I wrote that one.
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Of course you did.
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How many other illiterates
are in the...?
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Just throw out a guess.
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Pass.
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No!
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Pass, pass.
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No, he didn't pass,
he didn't pass.
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Just throw out a guess.
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Any guess, come on.
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Pass.
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Son of a bitch!
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Oh, Charlie.
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I can't think of one.
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All right, chance to steal.
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Because Dennis is a bastard man.
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That's what it is.
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I definitely wrote that.
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That was it, right?
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Two card, two cards, two cards.
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I was mad at you about
something, I wrote that.
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Doesn't matter.
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The next card is Artistry.
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And it's all play, so
pay attention, guys.
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All play, all play.
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We can get it back.
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"The artist from your team must
draw the clue from the card
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on your teammate's back.
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The teammate must guess the
clue based solely on feel."
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00:08:08,171 --> 00:08:09,237
You ready?
260
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,705
I'm going to pass the
card over to the drawer.
261
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:11,439
I draw, I draw.
262
00:08:11,441 --> 00:08:14,276
Yeah, I don't want
to have to read it.
263
00:08:14,278 --> 00:08:15,377
Oh, this is hard.
264
00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:17,279
All right, ready... and...
You guys ready?
265
00:08:17,281 --> 00:08:17,947
Yeah.
266
00:08:17,949 --> 00:08:18,548
...begin.
267
00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:19,549
Go, go, go, go, go.
268
00:08:19,551 --> 00:08:20,483
Hey, go.
269
00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:21,651
Uh, uh, bird?
270
00:08:21,653 --> 00:08:22,686
I'm not getting it, dude.
271
00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:24,588
That's because it's
impossible to draw.
272
00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,457
I don't know how to dr...
Jesus, Dee, your back is so
273
00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:29,059
boney and crooked and all over the
place, I can't get a flat surface.
274
00:08:29,061 --> 00:08:29,693
Anger.
275
00:08:29,695 --> 00:08:30,260
Let me have it.
276
00:08:30,262 --> 00:08:31,027
Let Frank go.
277
00:08:31,029 --> 00:08:31,528
Let me try it.
278
00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:33,497
Oh, if only the answer was ribs.
279
00:08:33,499 --> 00:08:37,300
Go, Frank, give me...
Kicking, kicking.
280
00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:38,469
He got it.
281
00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:39,637
He got it!
282
00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:40,738
Son of a bitch.
283
00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:42,139
Kicking, kicking.
284
00:08:42,141 --> 00:08:45,642
Yeah, I forgot about your stupid
strange connection with each other.
285
00:08:45,644 --> 00:08:47,010
We get the card, we
get the the card.
286
00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:49,779
Drink, drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink.
287
00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,948
No puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles.
288
00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:52,816
Chance.
289
00:08:52,818 --> 00:08:54,017
Chance.
290
00:08:54,019 --> 00:08:55,085
This is a great one, Frank.
291
00:08:55,087 --> 00:08:56,586
We stole this straight
from Monopoly.
292
00:08:56,588 --> 00:08:58,555
It could be good,
it could be bad.
293
00:08:58,557 --> 00:08:59,389
That's the chance.
294
00:08:59,391 --> 00:09:00,857
Got it.
295
00:09:00,859 --> 00:09:02,892
Oh, it's like the best one.
296
00:09:02,894 --> 00:09:04,694
"Take the money from
everyone's pockets."
297
00:09:04,696 --> 00:09:07,030
No!
298
00:09:07,032 --> 00:09:09,699
Foo-foo, fork over, foo-foo.
299
00:09:09,701 --> 00:09:11,067
That's the best card there is.
300
00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:12,836
Frank, I don't know what
you're so excited for.
301
00:09:12,838 --> 00:09:13,870
Give me your money.
302
00:09:13,872 --> 00:09:15,339
What, I'm on your team.
303
00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:19,109
Frank, the card says "Take the
money from everyone's pockets."
304
00:09:19,111 --> 00:09:20,544
Everyone. You are everyone.
305
00:09:20,546 --> 00:09:22,412
Charlie gave up his 50...
I got $500 in my pocket.
306
00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:23,613
I'm not putting my
money on the table.
307
00:09:23,615 --> 00:09:24,281
You got to do it, dude.
308
00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:24,815
Give it to me.
309
00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:25,448
That's the game.
310
00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,950
That's a part of
the game, Frank.
311
00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:27,551
Let me see that card.
312
00:09:27,553 --> 00:09:29,353
No, if you're going to play the game...
Let me see that card.
313
00:09:29,355 --> 00:09:31,121
If you're going to play the game...
Let me see the card!
314
00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:32,423
That's not a part of the game.
315
00:09:32,425 --> 00:09:34,157
Why don't you show him the card.
316
00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:37,127
Let him see the card.
317
00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:39,362
"Swallow this card whole."
318
00:09:39,364 --> 00:09:40,830
Cheating! Cheating!
319
00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:41,631
Cheating.
320
00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:42,465
You've been caught cheating.
321
00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:43,532
Time's up.
322
00:09:43,534 --> 00:09:44,700
You've been caught cheating.
323
00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:46,168
We're on the same team, dude.
324
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,138
Look, Frank, cheating is
tolerated, it's accepted, it's
325
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,573
like a big part of the game, but
if you get caught cheating, they
326
00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:52,808
advance to the next level.
327
00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,310
You ruined my scheme.
328
00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:56,912
Well, you know, in his defense, you
were trying to steal his money.
329
00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:57,479
Yeah.
330
00:09:57,481 --> 00:09:58,714
It was not the time
to cheat, dude.
331
00:09:58,716 --> 00:09:59,348
Enjoy that.
332
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,181
Only one card down.
333
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,649
Yeah, well, it's too late now.
334
00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:02,350
What's done is done.
335
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:02,951
Uh-oh.
336
00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:06,187
So...
(both clucking like chickens)
337
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,890
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
338
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,161
To the Game of Games.
339
00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:14,963
Yes, Frank, good,
you're getting it.
340
00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,198
Very civil.
341
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:21,805
Can questions now I ask
that clock stop-ed?
342
00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:24,742
Okay, just 'cause you jumble up the
words doesn't make it not a question.
343
00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:25,542
But the answer is yes.
344
00:10:25,544 --> 00:10:29,046
When the clock is stopped, all
rules are off and civility reigns.
345
00:10:29,048 --> 00:10:30,147
They advance, do we?
346
00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:32,282
Ah, yes, I'll explain
it to you, Frank.
347
00:10:32,284 --> 00:10:33,516
It can get a little confusing.
348
00:10:33,518 --> 00:10:35,352
They are now in Level Two.
349
00:10:35,354 --> 00:10:38,721
Which means they need only two
cards to advance to Level Three.
350
00:10:38,723 --> 00:10:39,922
We are still in Level One.
351
00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:41,490
It's a goddamn mind boggler.
352
00:10:41,492 --> 00:10:43,325
Yeah, I've never really
understood it, but the point is,
353
00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:45,361
if Mac's telling you
what to do, listen.
354
00:10:45,363 --> 00:10:46,395
Okay.
355
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,798
Now at Level Two, there
is no more cursing.
356
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,532
Oh, yeah.
357
00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:50,867
Big-time Level Two rule.
358
00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:51,868
All right, where we at here?
359
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:52,502
Where we at?
360
00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:54,972
Oh, gentlemen, it's time.
361
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:55,873
Oh, is it?
362
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:56,875
Kick it!
363
00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,877
(all yelling, blabbering)
364
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:08,765
You flinch, you lose.
365
00:11:07,947 --> 00:11:08,834
Here we go.
366
00:11:12,544 --> 00:11:13,277
Didn't wince, all right.
367
00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:15,347
Nothing. Not even a...
All right.
368
00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:16,681
Oh!
369
00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:17,649
Aw, come on.
370
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:18,617
Nothing.
371
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:21,253
The problem is his hands are like...
So tiny.
372
00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:24,156
If Dee had gotten this, we could have just...
Obliterated those giant paws.
373
00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:24,857
All right, I got him.
374
00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:26,225
I'm going to put it right
in the center of his hand.
375
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,493
Do it, do it.
376
00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:29,461
Cheese and crepes!
377
00:11:29,463 --> 00:11:31,431
All right, hit him, hit him!
378
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,465
Dadgumit!
379
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:33,499
Let me have a go at it.
380
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:35,502
Yeah, here.
381
00:11:37,772 --> 00:11:39,205
Oh!
382
00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,374
Wait for it.
383
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:43,377
Wait for it.
384
00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:48,782
Cheese and crepes.
385
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:49,450
Son of a gun.
386
00:11:49,452 --> 00:11:51,452
Cheese and crepes!
387
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:58,427
Dee, we'll be taking this card.
388
00:11:58,429 --> 00:11:59,128
Cheese and crow.
389
00:11:59,130 --> 00:11:59,828
All right, it's our turn.
390
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:00,663
Let's go get the cards.
391
00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:01,630
Let's do it.
392
00:12:01,632 --> 00:12:03,566
No, puzzles, no, puzzles, no
puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,
393
00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:08,003
no puzzles, no puzzles, no
puzzles, no puzzles... Chance.
394
00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,771
All right, okay.
395
00:12:09,773 --> 00:12:11,539
Okay, could be good,
could be bad.
396
00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:12,407
"Go to jail.
397
00:12:12,409 --> 00:12:13,474
Do not pass Go.
398
00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:15,209
Do not collect $200."
399
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:16,110
Sam of a bush.
400
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:18,879
Okay, we take our pieces,
we put them in jail.
401
00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:19,813
Oh, no, no, no, no.
402
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:21,014
Frank, see, you don't get it.
403
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,415
There's no jail on the board.
404
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:25,519
So you go in there.
405
00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:28,221
You got to be kidding me.
406
00:12:28,223 --> 00:12:30,190
No, jail's a dog kennel.
407
00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:32,326
You can get out, but you're
not going to like how.
408
00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:33,327
You got to eat a cake.
409
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:34,662
That's sounds good.
410
00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:35,596
It's not.
411
00:12:35,598 --> 00:12:37,799
You have to eat the
ingredients of a cake.
412
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:38,833
Aw, shit.
413
00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:40,135
One, by one... Oh! No!
414
00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:40,803
Oh!
415
00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:41,370
Stop the clock!
416
00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:42,338
Dude!
417
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,874
Aw, I hate this game.
418
00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:46,609
I hate this game.
419
00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:48,945
All right, all right, all right,
we drink for five seconds.
420
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:50,313
No, you're not getting it.
421
00:12:50,315 --> 00:12:53,816
In Level Two, the
other team counts.
422
00:12:55,818 --> 00:13:06,426
Four... five.
423
00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:10,631
(gagging and coughing)
424
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,934
Awful.
425
00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:14,402
No more cursing.
426
00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:15,336
No more cursing.
427
00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:16,404
Get in jail.
428
00:13:16,406 --> 00:13:17,939
Let's go.
429
00:13:17,941 --> 00:13:20,141
You might want to brush up on
some of these rules while you're
430
00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:20,709
in there too, pal.
431
00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:21,476
Yeah.
432
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:22,177
That's a good idea.
433
00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:23,078
Let him read the rule book.
434
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,213
All right, our turn.
435
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:26,481
Ooh, I'll play.
436
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,684
"Physical challenge--
The Grape Gobble."
437
00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:29,818
Oh, nice.
438
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,553
Grape Gobble's my thing, man.
439
00:13:31,555 --> 00:13:35,123
Charlie's favorite board
game-- Hungry Hungry Hippos.
440
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,459
Ready, set, go.
441
00:13:37,461 --> 00:13:38,827
Go, go, go.
442
00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,462
Go, Charlie, go, Charlie.
443
00:13:40,464 --> 00:13:42,397
Put my cage on the
bar so I can see.
444
00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:44,498
Shut up, dog.
445
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,766
Gobble, gobble, come on.
446
00:13:45,768 --> 00:13:46,600
Come on, Dee, go, go, go.
447
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:47,601
And time.
448
00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:48,202
Ho! Ho!
449
00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,403
That's time.
450
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:50,437
Oh, no.
451
00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:51,271
It's only five.
452
00:13:51,273 --> 00:13:51,939
I only got five.
453
00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:52,673
Oh, sheets!
454
00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:53,307
Bed sheets!
455
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,142
Yeah!
456
00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:55,610
You definitely got
more than five!
457
00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:56,444
Yeah, yeah!
458
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,912
I ate, like, 12!
459
00:13:57,914 --> 00:13:59,280
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
460
00:13:59,282 --> 00:14:00,948
You're not supposed to eat them.
461
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:03,618
Th-The rule is you're supp...
You're not supposed to eat them.
462
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,021
There's no way we can tell how many you...
(groans)
463
00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:06,955
We win the level.
464
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:07,756
We have Big Bubble.
465
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:08,658
We get the card!
466
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,325
Level three!
467
00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:10,093
Level three now!
468
00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:11,561
Wait, they're still inside me!
469
00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:12,295
I can get them out!
470
00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:12,895
Doesn't matter!
471
00:14:12,897 --> 00:14:13,830
(Charlie retching)
472
00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,198
(Sweet Dee and
Dennis squawking)
473
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,266
Golden Geese!
474
00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:17,333
Golden Geese!
475
00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:20,503
(squawking): Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
476
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:21,505
(Charlie coughs)
477
00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:23,974
We move on to Level Three!
478
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,141
I hate this game!
479
00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:25,909
I hate this game!
480
00:14:25,911 --> 00:14:26,643
Oh, now this part.
481
00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:27,710
Okay. Oh, yes.
482
00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:29,012
Know this game.
483
00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:31,314
Board flipping, cheating.
484
00:14:31,316 --> 00:14:32,314
(all groan)
485
00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:41,456
I'm so sick from
that cake stuff.
486
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,325
Well, you shouldn't have even
eaten it, man, 'cause the game's
487
00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:45,060
gonna be over in,
like, a second.
488
00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:45,794
They're gonna kill us.
489
00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:47,096
Hold on a second.
490
00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:48,230
I got a plan.
491
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:51,900
When I was in the cage,
I had the books.
492
00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:52,935
Save it, Frank.
493
00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:54,870
There's no way we can
beat them, okay?
494
00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:57,140
They are tailor-made
for level three.
495
00:14:57,142 --> 00:15:00,077
Last time we played, Dee got
"Emotional Battery," we berated
496
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:01,578
that bitch for, like,
two straight hours.
497
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,781
I mean, really personal stuff.
498
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:04,648
Way over the line.
499
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,883
The kind of stuff that cuts
you to the core, you know.
500
00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:08,885
She held it together
without a single tear.
501
00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:12,288
Dude, when her two minutes were up,
she cried for a month straight.
502
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:12,989
Yeah, it was really sad.
503
00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,690
Every day, crying all day long.
504
00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:16,125
She talked about
taking too many pills.
505
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,726
I think she tried
to kill herself.
506
00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:18,426
She did, she did.
507
00:15:18,428 --> 00:15:20,261
I saw it, but I didn't
tell you about it.
508
00:15:20,263 --> 00:15:22,964
(slurring): Are you bitches
ready for round three?
509
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,265
(slurring): 'Cause you're
going down, clowns.
510
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,633
(rock music playing)
511
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,836
(Sweet Dee and
Dennis screeching)
512
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:35,916
(slurring): Dennis, I want
to tell you something.
513
00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:36,517
Yeah?
514
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,454
I hope I get "Emotional
Battery" this time, from them,
515
00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:43,925
because this is why-- you guys,
you always emotional batter me.
516
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,760
And I'm gonna,
I'm fine with it.
517
00:15:45,762 --> 00:15:46,695
And I don't care about it.
518
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,430
I'm getting good at it now.
519
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:51,600
So that's something that
I hope for this game.
520
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,101
Okay.
521
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,202
Let me help you with that.
522
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:54,403
Oh, Frank.
523
00:15:54,405 --> 00:15:55,104
Frank, come on!
524
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,840
Okay, so I broke another rule.
525
00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:57,374
Oh, you did?
526
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,008
You broke a rule?
527
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,877
Don't rat us out if it's a rule!
528
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:01,011
Probably not a rule.
529
00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:01,712
Let's keep playing.
530
00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:02,580
It probably is a rule.
531
00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:03,514
I don't think it's a rule.
532
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:04,215
I think it is.
533
00:16:04,217 --> 00:16:08,754
Rule 463: When a player
spills his or her drink, his
534
00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:11,157
or her team has to chug
the opponent's drinks.
535
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:12,224
Oh!
536
00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:13,759
You are a terrible,
terrible teammate.
537
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:16,095
I don't want to chug hard alcohol
on top of all this wine.
538
00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:18,230
It's like... No, that's okay,
you don't have to do it.
539
00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:20,165
You don't have to, because
you guys are in Level One.
540
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,967
You can't even drink
hard alcohol, anyway.
541
00:16:21,969 --> 00:16:22,901
You're trying to trick us.
542
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:24,970
They're trying to trick us
'cause then we'll not drink it
543
00:16:24,972 --> 00:16:26,705
and it'll be a rule that
we had to drink it.
544
00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:27,772
No, no, it's fine.
545
00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:28,407
No tricking us.
546
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:29,641
Hey, we're playing the game.
547
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:30,509
We're playing the game.
548
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,712
It's Chardee MacDennis.
549
00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:36,215
This tastes like water.
550
00:16:36,217 --> 00:16:37,149
This is water.
551
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,585
Aha! I knew it!
552
00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:41,387
Well... I knew it was water.
553
00:16:41,389 --> 00:16:45,057
When he threw his beer in
my face, I could taste it.
554
00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:48,528
(slow-motion): Shut up, dog!
555
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,162
Cheaters!
556
00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:50,630
Yeah... Cheaters.
557
00:16:50,632 --> 00:16:51,731
You've been cheating!
558
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:52,965
We caught you cheating!
559
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,233
Eff you in the A!
560
00:16:54,235 --> 00:16:55,301
Eff you in the A!
561
00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:56,869
(Charlie yelling)
562
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:57,836
Congratulations, all right?
563
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,171
Fudge on crackers, all right?
564
00:16:59,173 --> 00:17:00,272
Mr. Falconing sons of birds!
565
00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:03,375
Mother fathers, you've caught
us cheating for the first time
566
00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:04,710
in, like, 18 games.
567
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:09,047
If the team ahead gets caught
cheating, then the team behind
568
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:13,851
jumps to their level, which means...
Level Three!
569
00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:14,619
Level Three!
570
00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:15,620
Level Three!
571
00:17:15,622 --> 00:17:17,188
(Mac and Charlie squawking)
572
00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,055
Okay.
573
00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,592
We've never been to
Level Three before!
574
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:21,659
I'm going to Level Three!
575
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:22,693
I'll see you in Level Three!
576
00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:23,661
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
577
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:28,801
♪ The team going to Level Three We are
the team going to Level Three... ♪
578
00:17:28,803 --> 00:17:31,805
(alarm clock rings)
579
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:33,373
That was the buzzer.
580
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,207
Oh.
581
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,143
The timer's never
gone off before.
582
00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:37,344
Well, so what does that mean?
583
00:17:37,346 --> 00:17:39,980
Wait, look that up, because you
guys always win before the
584
00:17:39,982 --> 00:17:46,754
timer goes off, so...
It means we have to draw the black card.
585
00:17:46,756 --> 00:17:48,555
I don't remember a black card.
586
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:49,255
There's a black card?
587
00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:49,889
I don't remember.
588
00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,691
I don't remember a
black card at all.
589
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:53,860
Black-- guys, this could be
some dark shit right here.
590
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:54,494
Here it is.
591
00:17:54,496 --> 00:17:57,130
This is gonna be a
battle to the death.
592
00:17:57,132 --> 00:17:58,398
Ooh!
593
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,099
Ooh, that's scary.
594
00:17:59,101 --> 00:17:59,966
All right, read it.
595
00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:01,401
Open it, open it,
open it, open it!
596
00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:01,935
Brace yourself.
597
00:18:01,937 --> 00:18:02,602
Get ready.
598
00:18:02,604 --> 00:18:03,570
Here I go.
599
00:18:03,572 --> 00:18:05,005
Huh? What... I don't know.
600
00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:06,273
Why... I don't know.
601
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,910
"In the event of a tie, a
winner must be chosen.
602
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:11,912
There can be only one.
603
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:16,350
And so it comes to this:
604
00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:22,255
Flip... a... coin."
605
00:18:24,925 --> 00:18:26,092
Flip a goddamn coin?
606
00:18:26,094 --> 00:18:27,093
That's what we came up with?
607
00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:27,760
Flip a coin.
608
00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:29,194
That's lame as shit.
609
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,963
Oh, now I remember.
610
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:33,131
When we were writing the rules,
at one point, we just got really
611
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,065
bored, and we phoned it in.
612
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,500
That is so lame!
613
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,035
No, it's awesome.
614
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,503
Think about this, Mac.
615
00:18:38,505 --> 00:18:40,806
They can't out-cheat us,
they can't outsmart us.
616
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:43,743
This isn't about, like, physical
endurance or anything like that.
617
00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:45,812
This is just up to the
gods right now, Mac!
618
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:49,850
And there's a 50-50 chance we're
winning this whole thing, right now.
619
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:50,518
No.
620
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,486
Tails never fails.
621
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,887
Tails never fails!
622
00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:53,922
Tails never fails.
623
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,956
Frank, we're taking tails!
624
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,358
All right, all right,
just flip the coin.
625
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:56,858
All right.
626
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,425
Flip that coin.
627
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,426
Flip that coin!
628
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,761
(chanting): Flip that coin!
629
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,630
Flip that coin!
630
00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:03,632
(slow-motion): Flip that coin!
631
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:05,767
Flip that coin!
632
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,275
(Sweet Dee and Dennis grunting)
633
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:17,779
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
634
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,880
Yeah!
635
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:19,881
(laughs)
636
00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:21,571
Ah, that felt good.
637
00:19:21,691 --> 00:19:22,833
Losers.
638
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:33,231
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