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Something outside the box.
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Come on, people.
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You agree with me.
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The shareholders meeting is next week.
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If we don't act fast, this company will
be stripped down and sold for scrap.
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I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.
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You want to make a deal with the
people who are threatening to gut us?
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What choice do we have?
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No.
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There is one man who
can save this company.
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Its founder.
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The man is from a different era.
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He's a Neanderthal, an animal.
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Yeah, and just the animal we need.
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Bring in... the warthog.
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Hey, Frank, how do you
know that these are crow's eggs?
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Because I saw a crow.
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Hurry up.
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I can't stay here much longer.
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Oh, my God, there's a whole
untapped world of bird eggs that
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we're not even taking advantage of.
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Get the phone!
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Hello?
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Is this the warthog?
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I ain't heard that name in a long time.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Five, four, three, two, one!
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Oh, boom, 24 hours is up.
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The found wallet is ours.
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Let's pop this bad boy
open and see what we've won.
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Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose.
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Boom, I got your wallet.
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Boom, I got your credit cards.
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Boom, I got your money.
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Oh, shit.
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Is that Canadian?
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Ah, throw it in the trash.
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I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.
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Might be worth more than ours.
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We'll exchange it.
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What's this?
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Phillies ticket.
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For today!
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Oh, shit, looks like we're
going to the Phillies game.
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Always check your breath.
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Right.
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And when you shake their hands,
make sure your hands are bone dry.
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Dry hands.
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Never wet and clammy.
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I got it.
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Guys, quick announcement.
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I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs
in the fridge here so they don't spoil.
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Do not touch them.
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They are ours.
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We won't.
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Guys, why are you dressed like that?
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There's some scumbag company
that's trying to take over the
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business that I founded, and
I'm not gonna stand for that.
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Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that.
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Frank's taking me under his wing;
he's gonna teach me how to
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swim with the sharks.
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Charlie can't read.
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He'll adapt.
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He'll adapt to reading?
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Okay, you know what, we
don't need them, all right?
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We have plenty of fun
things to do today, okay?
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That's right, while you guys
are crunching numbers, we're
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gonna be soaking up some sun at
the Phillies game, courtesy of
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one Mr. Brian LeFeve.
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Who the hell is that?
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The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.
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What are you gonna do if
he comes looking for it?
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Uh, tell him to suck a boner.
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Exactly.
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Boom, I got your wallet.
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Boom, I got your credit cards.
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Boom, I got your Phillies tickets.
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Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Awesome.
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Oh, fine dining and baseball food.
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There's more.
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Hey! Oh!
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Free batteries!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Calm down, calm down.
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What's in here?
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Free shit, free shit.
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Guys, calm down.
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Look at all these coasters.
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Jesus Christ.
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Act like you belong here.
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Now listen to me.
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The fact that we're in a box
leads me to believe that there
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are definitely gonna be other
people coming here today,
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and they're probably gonna be
friends with this LeFeve guy.
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So we need to talk about
an exit strategy.
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We don't want to get caught.
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Okay, exit strategy.
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All right, I'll run the op.
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This the only entrance and/or
exit, therefore if somebody
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comes in, I will spring off
the balcony to safety.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's a 50-foot drop.
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Yes, of course, and I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.
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Oh, you're gonna tuck and
roll through a 50-foot drop?
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Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be
spraying bullets into the air as I fell.
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No, no, no, we don't have time for
these types of scenarios, okay?
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I'm talking about coming up with a
real plan, a real exit strategy.
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If we get caught, we could get in a lot of...
Excuse me, is one of you
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Brian LeFeve?
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Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi.
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It's nice to finally put
a face to the name.
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I'm Andrew Kane.
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Of course.
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And Bill Larkin.
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Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from
our conversations, I would have
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pegged you for Bill. Crazy?
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Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.
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Yeah?
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And that must make you Prudence LeFeve.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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And you are?
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Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.
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I don't shake, so don't even try.
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Bodyguard?
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Yeah, I mean, he's
really more of a driver.
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He drives us around.
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I protect their bodies.
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He protects the car.
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Well, I mean, we got all
week to talk about business.
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So, uh, let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?
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Who needs a beer?
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I do.
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Oh, I'd love a beer.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Vic, you're working.
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You're working.
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You are. A bodyguard, you
got to drive, too, stupid.
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Yeah.
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Cheers.
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I'm not stupid. Not stupid.
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All right.
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Charlie, I want a list of the
top ten shareholders of the
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company ASAP, and call the press.
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Put out a press release.
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Tell them the warthog
is back in business.
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Also, there are too many
minorities and women working
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here. What's up with that?
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I got all that. I'm on it.
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I'm on it.
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Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man?
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Charles Kelly.
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I'm gonna be advising the
warthog in matters of business
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and all the what have you.
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Oh, everything.
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Right-hand man, you got it?
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I mean, there's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand?
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Ah, look at this.
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This poor kid, nobody's helping him.
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Hey, hey, kid.
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What's happening?
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What is it?
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Sorry, sir.
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The darn thing won't print.
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You mind if I take a look-see?
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Oh, no.
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I think it's a paper jam.
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Yeah, there's the culprit.
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Thanks, Mr. Warthog.
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A jam, it was in the tray
three, and you didn't check.
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It was hiding back there.
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It was like a little piece of paper.
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Let me... Whoa, let me
ask you a question.
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Did I just do your job for you?
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Excuse me?
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Did I? Did I just do your job for you?
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Uh, I-I guess so.
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You're fired.
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Get the hell out of here.
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Go on, pack your shit
up and get out of here.
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If we're gonna turn this company
around, we got to start cutting
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the crust off this shit sandwich.
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Fire in the hole, everybody.
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Come on, work.
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So, what do you think of our
latest proposal, LeFeve?
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I think closing at 31's a
pretty fair deal, don't you?
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31? Well, you know, guys, these things
tend to be a little complicated.
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Oh, I
think ya can do better.
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Oh, you looked over the proposal?
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She glanced at it.
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We're not... Tell us more about it.
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Yah, I sure did, and I tell you
what, I seen better-looking
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moose turds in Rick Moranis'
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backyard, ya hosers. Mm?
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She's got a sense of humor that would just...
You know, it gets frustrating.
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Hey, come talk to me for a second.
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Excuse me, guys.
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Just...
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What the hell are you doing, Dee?
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We're Canadian.
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You sound like a cartoon character.
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Guys, let's get out of here.
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Everybody's treating me like the help.
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Well, you should have thought about that
before you blurted out, "bodyguard."
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Mm. Oh, I got an idea.
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Promote me to vice president.
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That way, we can talk shop.
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Mac, these gentlemen are courting
me for my business savvy.
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How's it gonna reflect on me if
I promote my bodyguard to VP
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after a two-minute
conversation at a ball game?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's not gonna reflect on you at all
because you're not Brian LeFeve.
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I'm not what?
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Dude, clearly you were floundering.
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Mac, I was gathering information so
that I can more fully become this man.
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Look, look, this is about
much more than just business.
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This is about the thrill of
wearing another man's skin.
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Feeling his innermost wants and
desires and being in control
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of his every single move.
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That's how you get off.
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Now don't you guys want
to get off with me?
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I don't know.
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What?
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I want you to get off with me.
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Okay, okay.
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Just follow my lead.
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Guys, we're gonna get off together.
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Gentlemen, I'm just
confused about one thing.
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Now, you got me out of bed,
you put me on a plane, rolled
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out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?
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Vic, get my coat.
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Let's get out of here.
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Now hold on a second, LeFeve.
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Give us a shot.
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We will persuade you.
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Get ready for a great week.
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A little longer in the sock, huh?
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Higher in the thigh.
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So tell me the rundown
for tomorrow, Charlie.
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Okay. We got a 8:30
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appointment in the morning to
play racquetball in these new
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outfits, then we're gonna head over to
Barneys, we're gonna shop for Rolexes.
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After that, we zip by Atwater
where you're having your office
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completely redone back to
its former 1980's glory.
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And then we have a 5:00 sushi
dinner with Mr. Nakashori.
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That all sound right?
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Whoo! Sounds great, Charlie.
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Good. Well, Frank, I'm a little
confused about one thing.
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What's that?
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Who pays for all this?
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What do you mean, who pays for it?
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The company pays for it.
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All right, well, then
here's my second question.
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What does Atwater make?
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What do you mean, like, how much
money does the company make?
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Oh, no, I mean what do we make?
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I don't follow.
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We make money.
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No, I know we make money.
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I mean, what do we create?
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We create wealth.
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No, no, I mean, what do we build,
what do we design, you know?
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Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
we don't build anything.
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Leave that to the Chinks.
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Speaking of which, I want this
sushi dinner to be the tits.
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Oh, okay, so you want it to
be, like, really expensive.
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No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.
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Hmm.
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All right, guys, listen,
I whipped us up a couple
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of backstories here, so
take a look at these cards.
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On the front, you're gonna find
your biographical information.
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On the back, that's your
emotional blueprint.
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Hmm.
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I have my own backstory, Dennis.
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I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard
with his own line of fitness
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products.
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I want to pitch the guys out.
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No, no, guys, guy, please,
you got to trust me, okay?
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Just follow my lead, and I am
gonna get you off in ways you
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never believed existed.
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I'm in.
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I'm not. I don't even know
what you're talking about.
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I just want to do some business stuff.
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No.
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00:10:23,825 --> 00:10:28,395
Okay, LeFeve, we have a
surprise you are gonna love.
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Ah, really?
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Trust me, we know exactly what you like.
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Head on down to the members'
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locker room and see for yourself.
295
00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:39,907
Dennis, I have business savvy.
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I can be more than just
the bodyguard, okay?
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I've got ideas.
298
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Oh, you got ideas?
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Pitch me one of your ideas right now.
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00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:47,448
Right now?
301
00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,916
Off the top of my head?
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00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:49,650
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um, bodyguards.
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00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,720
What about bodyguards?
305
00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:54,789
Training bodyguards, putting
them in a facility and...
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What about them?
307
00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:56,924
Oh, what about a resort?
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That's a totally different thing.
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Are you saying that because
we're in a resort?
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Stick to the one thing.
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00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:02,262
What about bodyguards?
312
00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,163
A resort for bodyguards?
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00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:04,065
Oh, my God.
314
00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:06,467
Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?
315
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,534
Uh, yeah, that's me.
316
00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:09,704
Surprise. I'm all yours.
317
00:11:09,771 --> 00:11:13,340
I was told there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.
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00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:15,676
Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.
319
00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:17,678
Okay, well, I'm out of here.
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00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:20,081
Okay. Wait. What?
321
00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,782
Hey, hey, where you going?
322
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:25,119
LeFeve's into banging little Asian
boys, so we're done, right?
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00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,888
If we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.
324
00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:31,458
Dennis, are you gonna have
sex with a tiny Asian boy?
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00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:35,529
I'm gonna see how far I can go.
326
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,263
Okay.
327
00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:37,164
Are you with me?
328
00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,699
No. No, I'm going to leave now.
329
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,835
That's your goddamn problem,
pal, you don't know your limits
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'cause you're not willing
to push yourself.
331
00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:43,570
I know my limits!
332
00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:44,705
This is my limit. I quit.
333
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:45,305
You quit?
334
00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:45,906
Yes!
335
00:11:45,974 --> 00:11:48,609
Well, guess what, pal, you can't
quit 'cause you're fired, Vic!
336
00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,576
You're out of here!
337
00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:51,512
See? You got no commitment, Vinegar!
338
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,147
You're finished!
339
00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:56,751
You're never gonna get anywhere in life!
340
00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:02,189
All right, LeFeve, time to put
your money where your mouth is.
341
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:04,759
Let's kick things up a notch.
342
00:12:06,194 --> 00:12:08,629
So, only the ones set of clubs?
343
00:12:08,697 --> 00:12:10,831
Yeah, you're a caddy.
344
00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:13,901
Clubs... This is a golf...
Good. Yeah, okay.
345
00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:16,937
Well, that's better than
what I was about to...
346
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:20,941
Whoo! Let me, um...
Give me a minute.
347
00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:22,309
I need to switch gears.
348
00:12:22,377 --> 00:12:23,477
I almost... Yeah.
349
00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:25,713
Take your time.
350
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:33,154
Okay, first off, your dry
cleaning's all done, the
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company jet's been upgraded.
352
00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:36,023
I got rid of that piece of trash.
353
00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:36,657
Nice!
354
00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,459
Okay, now, secondly, I found
out who the controlling
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shareholder of Atwater is.
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00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:41,328
Who?
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00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:43,998
Brian LeFeve.
358
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:44,899
Who?
359
00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:46,533
Brian LeFeve.
360
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,367
The wallet they found?
361
00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:47,968
Holy shit!
362
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:48,569
Yeah.
363
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,237
He was probably there to see me.
364
00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:52,406
Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him, and
365
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:53,808
stringing along the Wheeler guys.
366
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,675
This is great, Charlie.
367
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:58,079
We keep the Wheeler guys off
our asses, and we fix Atwater!
368
00:12:58,146 --> 00:12:59,680
Huh? Good move.
369
00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:00,715
Right? Pretty good.
370
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:01,582
Oh, Nakashori's here.
371
00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:04,085
Yeah, but this is...
Hello, Mr. Nakashori.
372
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,954
Ah, welcome, welcome.
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00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:12,259
You bring us a great honor
to join with us, and we have
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00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:16,797
many a naked woman and the
fish of pleasure for you...
375
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,632
Charlie, what are you doing?
376
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,701
What are you talking broken English for?
377
00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,703
I thought they could
understand me better if I...
378
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:23,871
No, no, no. Sit down.
379
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:27,374
Let's eat some sushi and
we'll talk business later.
380
00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:29,110
Enjoy yourself.
381
00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,878
So...
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00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,980
A few interesting facts about our city.
383
00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:37,118
Uh, there's been an abundance
of crow eggs all around Philly.
384
00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,954
Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger.
385
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,223
By the year and the day, even.
386
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,658
And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.
387
00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:48,763
Perhaps our companies, with this
information, could find a way to
388
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:52,933
create some products off these new...
Charlie, Charlie...
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00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,201
Excuse us.
390
00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:56,036
Charlie, come here, listen to me.
391
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:56,837
Look at me.
392
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:57,638
Yeah.
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00:13:57,705 --> 00:13:58,438
You're fired.
394
00:13:58,506 --> 00:13:59,273
What?
395
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,074
You're fired.
396
00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:00,875
Why?
397
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,777
Because you're not getting it.
398
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:03,644
It's not sinkin' in.
399
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,444
I don't get it?
400
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,246
No.
401
00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:06,947
Where did you get that awesome
insider info from, about
402
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:07,748
Brian LeFeve, huh?
403
00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:08,548
That was pretty big.
404
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,449
Well, that was good, Charlie.
405
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,717
That's good.
406
00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:15,856
But you keep talking about products
and quality and-and making things...
407
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,095
I'm sorry.
408
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:22,305
You're out.
409
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,529
Well, thanks for the insider info,
Mac, but that did not work.
410
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,757
Frank canned me.
411
00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:40,643
He did?
412
00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:41,444
Yeah!
413
00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:42,278
What a dick!
414
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:44,728
You know Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas?
415
00:14:44,848 --> 00:14:45,582
Are you serious?
416
00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:47,383
I'm brimming with all these
great business ideas.
417
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,626
Oh, tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.
418
00:14:48,746 --> 00:14:50,707
Oh, my God, I pitched so many good ideas...
or I tried to, at least.
419
00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:52,675
And Frank shoots 'em down,
'cause he doesn't care about...
420
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,377
I wish we could go into
business together, you know?
421
00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,044
That would be... that would
be good, it would make sense.
422
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,481
Yeah, well, I feel like you and I...
you and I understand each other.
423
00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,281
We click, you know?
424
00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,285
I have to warn you, though, that
it's all about the product for me.
425
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,447
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
426
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,772
That's what I was saying
to Frank the entire time.
427
00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:05,616
That's what people care
about, is the product.
428
00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,153
It's all about the product, right?
He only cares about money.
429
00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,095
Money has nothing to do with it.
430
00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:10,564
It's about a... Oh... You
and I are on the same page.
431
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:13,268
I know, we're always clicking with... And we
have insane business savvy, and I feel like...
432
00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:14,783
Excuse me.
433
00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,162
I need to speak to the owners.
434
00:15:18,282 --> 00:15:19,016
Yeah, that's us.
435
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,850
Yeah, yeah.
436
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,895
Does the name Brian LeFeve
mean anything to you guys?
437
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,877
Okay, LeFeve, enough.
438
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:36,600
We took you out the yacht, we took you
to the zoo, we took you to that massage
439
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,902
parlor and paid to have
them jerk you both off.
440
00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:39,955
The meeting's about to start.
441
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,657
We need to know, are you
going to sell or not?
442
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,486
Guys, we are almost there.
443
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:45,440
I promise you, we are so close.
444
00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:47,576
Oh, okay!
445
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,847
All right, I want to welcome all
of you Atwater investors, and
446
00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:59,088
especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFeve.
447
00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,322
Thanks, Frank.
448
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,290
Oh.
449
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:02,191
Thank you.
450
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:02,992
All right.
451
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:06,929
I'm very excited about your passion for the
company, so let's get right down to business.
452
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,597
Not so fast!
453
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:10,766
There's something you all
need to know about Atwater!
454
00:16:12,335 --> 00:16:14,469
Prepare to have your minds blown.
455
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,371
We got a video.
456
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:16,372
Boom!
457
00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,339
Huh?
458
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:20,442
What up?
459
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,978
Are you ready for the best idea ever?
460
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:24,079
Do you have money?
461
00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:26,481
Do you want even more money?
462
00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,017
Well, guess what?
463
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:31,620
We've got a great idea for you.
464
00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,990
I... no, I told you not to... stay out
of my peripheral through the whole...
465
00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:35,824
...two, one.
466
00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:36,625
Fight Milk!
467
00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:43,632
The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein
drink for bodyguards... By bodyguard!
468
00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:46,001
I drink it every morning so
I can fight like the crow.
469
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:47,803
Just get out of the way.
470
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:48,637
There we go.
471
00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:51,040
It's all about the product shot.
472
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:51,706
Where do I stand?
473
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:55,311
Don't do the whole... I wanted for
them to see the whole... Fight Milk!
474
00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:57,712
Crow's egg!
475
00:16:58,949 --> 00:17:00,082
Milk!
476
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,918
Made fresh.
477
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,786
By bodyguards.
478
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:05,787
And Charlie.
479
00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:06,533
What up?
480
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:09,992
Watch as profits soar high as a crow.
481
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:16,893
Watch your profits soar high as a crow.
482
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:18,561
Ow.
483
00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:19,361
Sorry.
484
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,103
Wait, I thought we said I was gonna...
Profits... Yeah, go with your right.
485
00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:21,997
To the right hand.
486
00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:23,632
Uh, anyway, who wants to invest?
487
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,634
So what's this got to do with Atwater?
488
00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:26,468
Oh, nothing.
489
00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:28,671
No, um, we just didn't want
to lead with the Atwater news
490
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,440
because we figured you wouldn't
stick around to watch the video.
491
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,322
So what's the news?
492
00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:34,242
Oh! Yeah, right.
493
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,411
Well, that's not Brian LeFeve!
494
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,882
This is Brian LeFeve.
495
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:42,984
Yeah.
496
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:45,153
Yeah, apparently he came to the
bar to talk to Frank, and I
497
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:48,390
didn't recognize him from his
picture in his wallet, but I did
498
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:50,492
recognize it when I saw that
dead face in the morgue.
499
00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,193
Yeah, I was like, I
remember that dude, yeah.
500
00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:53,194
Yeah.
501
00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:55,063
He came to the bar, and I
remember he had to take a piss.
502
00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:57,598
Yeah, he was having a couple drinks and then...
But Charlie was in the
503
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:58,533
bathroom cleaning it out.
504
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,367
I was working.
505
00:17:59,435 --> 00:18:01,169
I'm like, "Dude, take
it out to the alley."
506
00:18:01,237 --> 00:18:04,305
And then I guess he's out in the alley,
he comes back in, he forgot his wallet.
507
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:05,340
Mac's like, "ID please."
508
00:18:05,408 --> 00:18:07,509
Yeah, he doesn't get in without an ID.
509
00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:08,309
That's just the rule.
510
00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:10,311
The guy's got no ID, so now he's
roaming around the alleyway
511
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,246
looking for his wallet.
512
00:18:11,313 --> 00:18:13,948
Crackhead comes up to him, says,
"Hey, man, give me your money."
513
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,950
And the guy's like, "I
can't, I got no money."
514
00:18:16,018 --> 00:18:16,851
And he's like, "Bullshit."
515
00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:19,421
He got stabbed a bunch around
the abdomen and... uh, kind of
516
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:22,990
bled out and sort of died.
517
00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:23,858
Why do you got his finger?
518
00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:24,825
Oh.
519
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:28,563
Well, the whole finger thing is...
This was a miscommunication.
520
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:29,630
This is a stupid thing, man.
521
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:32,133
This guy here... He's like,
"Dude, get a fingerprint."
522
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:33,201
And I heard, "Get a fingertip."
523
00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,270
And I chopped his finger off
really quick and then I'm like,
524
00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:36,104
"Is this what you want?"
525
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,272
He starts screaming, you know.
526
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:38,940
Hey, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
527
00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:43,010
If Brian LeFeve is dead... then
who the hell are these people?
528
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:46,714
Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.
529
00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:47,715
What?
530
00:18:47,783 --> 00:18:48,516
You did?
531
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,151
Mm... Are you serious?
532
00:18:50,219 --> 00:18:50,985
Mm-hmm, yeah.
533
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:51,953
Just... during this?
534
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,255
Big time, yeah.
535
00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,191
Oh, yeah, I got off a couple
times when we were watching the
536
00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,058
video presentation.
537
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:58,826
Then when he called me out
for not being Brian LeFeve?
538
00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:00,308
Whoo, that got me big time.
539
00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:01,161
That did it?
540
00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:01,995
Oh, man, did I get off.
541
00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:03,147
Yeah, and then he showed the finger.
542
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,465
- That was the big one.
- A dead finger got you off.
543
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,604
- That was the climax, really.
- I am so confused.
544
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,668
Oh, my God, it was amazing.
545
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:09,502
It was mostly sexual.
546
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,304
God damn you, okay?
547
00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:11,138
You know what?
548
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,940
I could've gotten some
cash out of these men.
549
00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:14,774
I could've gotten a free pair of
shoes, but no, you said, "Hang
550
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,643
in there, I'll help you get off,
I'll help you get off, Dee.
551
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:17,544
I'll show you how to do it."
552
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,346
And then you leave me all on my
own to try and just get off all
553
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,009
by myself without even... I
did everything that I could.
554
00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,272
I don't understand why
you couldn't get off.
555
00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,125
It's not my fault.
556
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,126
Some women just don't know how.
557
00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:24,928
What?!
558
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:25,862
I don't know what it is.
559
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:26,663
You know?
560
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,464
Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.
561
00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:31,100
Well, look, I don't know what
the hell's going on over there.
562
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:34,571
But I can tell you something,
that there is something really,
563
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:37,674
palpable, wonderful going on over here.
564
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,109
I love this company.
565
00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:42,525
I love it more than life.
566
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:43,846
I built this company with these hands.
567
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,481
Built it from the ground up.
568
00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,784
This is a comp...
569
00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:50,419
Excuse me.
570
00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:52,889
Hello?
571
00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,420
It's done?
572
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,604
Oh. Good.
573
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,359
Right.
574
00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:01,756
All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go.
The company's gone.
575
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,792
What are you talking about?
576
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,218
I stripped the company, sold it to
the Chinks, and they shut it down.
577
00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:10,249
In a sense, you're all fired.
578
00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:11,216
Out.
579
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:12,050
You can all go.
580
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:12,965
Thank you, and good-bye.
581
00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,083
Get out, get out, go.
582
00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:15,754
Frank, whoa, whoa.
583
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:17,848
I... dude, I do not understand.
584
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:18,901
I thought you loved the company.
585
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,042
I do.
586
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:20,895
But not more than money.
587
00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:22,730
And I just made a shitload of it.
588
00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:23,564
You get it?
589
00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:24,532
Yeah.
590
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,949
See, Charlie?
591
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,017
Speaking of which, tell me
more about this Crowtein.
592
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:38,985
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