1 00:00:01,017 --> 00:00:04,381 ALL: ♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪ 2 00:00:04,465 --> 00:00:06,399 DEE: ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,036 ♪ Doing a little East Coast swing 4 00:00:10,038 --> 00:00:14,207 Boyz II Men going off... ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da 5 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:18,010 ♪ Not too hard, not too soft ♪ 6 00:00:18,012 --> 00:00:20,613 DENNIS: ♪ Back in school We used to dream about this 7 00:00:20,615 --> 00:00:23,349 Every day ♪ ♪ Could it really happen 8 00:00:23,351 --> 00:00:26,485 Or do dreams just fade away? ♪ No, no, no, no, stop, stop, 9 00:00:26,487 --> 00:00:29,855 stop, stop. God, guys, damn it. 10 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:32,058 I mean, you know, I need a little... (sighs) 11 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:33,859 a little buoyancy in the harmonies. 12 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:35,828 I mean, listen to the lyrics. Right? "Not too hard... 13 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:37,630 not too soft." You were coming in pretty 14 00:00:37,632 --> 00:00:39,298 hard, I would say. The lead's got to cut 15 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,033 through, Dee. CHARLIE: I don't know, man. 16 00:00:41,035 --> 00:00:42,735 I thought we sounded pretty good. 17 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:45,238 Oh, we sounded "pretty good." Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men, 18 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,841 please let us win your contest. We sound, eh, pretty good. 19 00:00:48,843 --> 00:00:51,344 Come on, man. If we're gonna open for Boyz II 20 00:00:51,346 --> 00:00:53,713 Men at the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our 21 00:00:53,715 --> 00:00:55,348 harmonies. Mmm... 22 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:57,483 Okay. FRANK: He's dead. 23 00:00:57,485 --> 00:00:59,051 Rodriguez is dead. Frank, will you get out of 24 00:00:59,053 --> 00:01:01,020 here? We're in the middle of Boyz II 25 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:02,855 Men rehearsal. Well, hold on a second. 26 00:01:02,857 --> 00:01:04,890 I'll bite-- who's Rodriguez? That sweet old man from our 27 00:01:04,892 --> 00:01:07,093 building. This is the worst flu that 28 00:01:07,095 --> 00:01:09,428 Philly has ever seen. Wow. 29 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:11,397 We have to quarantine ourselves. 30 00:01:11,399 --> 00:01:13,199 What? MAC: Frank, we're not gonna 31 00:01:13,201 --> 00:01:15,167 die of the flu because we're young and vital. 32 00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:17,169 You are old and feeble. Actually, Frank does bring up 33 00:01:17,171 --> 00:01:19,171 a good point. We can't afford to get sick 34 00:01:19,173 --> 00:01:21,407 right now. 'Cause you know what you can't 35 00:01:21,409 --> 00:01:23,376 do when you get the flu? Sing? 36 00:01:23,378 --> 00:01:26,746 Sing. Sing. 37 00:01:26,748 --> 00:01:29,949 Yeah, I mean, I was gonna... You wanted to say it? 38 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:31,917 Yeah, but I wanted to say it. Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry, 39 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:33,886 man. Uh, do you want to ask it 40 00:01:33,888 --> 00:01:35,955 again, or...? Ask us again. 41 00:01:35,957 --> 00:01:38,391 Uh, you know what you can't do when you get...? 42 00:01:38,393 --> 00:01:40,326 Nah, forget it, it's fine. 43 00:01:49,492 --> 00:02:00,439 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 44 00:02:05,684 --> 00:02:06,683 Quarantine, baby! 45 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:08,651 All right, this is gonna be good. 46 00:02:08,653 --> 00:02:09,652 Everybody find a spot to put 47 00:02:09,654 --> 00:02:11,621 your sleeping bags and we'll be all set. 48 00:02:11,623 --> 00:02:13,590 All right, Frank, where we at, my man? 49 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,591 Well, right there. 50 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,559 You know, you don't have to sleep together. 51 00:02:16,561 --> 00:02:17,660 It's a comfort thing. 52 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:19,062 Guys, I got to say, I'm 53 00:02:19,064 --> 00:02:20,163 excited to play quarantine. 54 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:21,130 Oh, my God, for the last 55 00:02:21,132 --> 00:02:21,998 time, we're not playing 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,800 quarantine, this is a quarantine. 57 00:02:23,802 --> 00:02:25,268 Huh? 58 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,103 I'm gonna get so blacked out. Yeah! 59 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,072 What are you talking about? Mac, do you want to lose this 60 00:02:29,074 --> 00:02:30,874 singing contest? Why do you think we're 61 00:02:30,876 --> 00:02:32,709 quarantining ourselves in the first place? 62 00:02:32,711 --> 00:02:34,677 To protect my life! No, to preserve our vocal 63 00:02:34,679 --> 00:02:37,847 cords, okay? Which also means no alcohol, 64 00:02:37,849 --> 00:02:39,983 guys. Come on, dude! 65 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,784 That's crazy. Wait a minute, wait a minute, 66 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,753 that's a good idea. Because alcohol lowers your 67 00:02:43,755 --> 00:02:46,055 immune system. Well, why the hell are we 68 00:02:46,057 --> 00:02:48,024 quarantining ourselves in a bar, if we can't drink? 69 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:49,993 We got to drink. Yes, hi, I'd like to order 70 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:53,363 two pepperonis, one combo and breadsticks, like, a shitload of 71 00:02:53,365 --> 00:02:55,331 breadsticks... (Frank grunting) 72 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,567 Hey! You can't do that. 73 00:02:57,569 --> 00:03:00,703 This is a quarantine. Nothing goes out, nothing comes 74 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:03,172 in. Especially a pizza guy. 75 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:06,376 Going house to house, handling money, banging lonely broads. 76 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:09,145 They're filthy! All right, come on, listen. 77 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,247 I'm gonna take all your cell phones. 78 00:03:11,249 --> 00:03:13,549 You lost your privileges. Thanks a lot, Dee. 79 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:15,885 It's just until the vaccine is replenished. 80 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:17,687 He does make a good point, you know? 81 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:20,189 Vaccines really do work. My mom used to vaccinate me, 82 00:03:20,191 --> 00:03:22,358 like, every month, and I never got sick. 83 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,494 The reason you didn't get sick was because you and your 84 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,396 mom would wear those ridiculous bubble boy suits during the flu 85 00:03:26,398 --> 00:03:28,164 season. Okay, what are we gonna do in 86 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,233 here if we can't eat pizza or drink beer? 87 00:03:30,235 --> 00:03:32,201 Well, I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do. 88 00:03:32,203 --> 00:03:35,004 ALL: Practice. Come on, man, you know, like, 89 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,773 just let me do it. Like, why do you keep 90 00:03:36,775 --> 00:03:38,141 doing that? Why do you guys keep stealing 91 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:40,076 that from me? 92 00:03:40,078 --> 00:03:45,715 ALL: ♪ Dum-dum-dum-da-da Dum-dum-dum-da-da 93 00:03:45,717 --> 00:03:50,186 Die-ya-ya-yada Da-da-da-ah-oh. ♪ 94 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,155 Yes! That was good. 95 00:03:52,157 --> 00:03:54,123 That sounded... that's harmony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 96 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,159 It was terrible, let's try it again, let's try, let's do it 97 00:03:56,161 --> 00:03:57,493 it again. We've been working this 98 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:58,861 forever. I think it's fine for now. 99 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,697 Yeah. You think fine is good enough 100 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,132 for the Boyz II the Men? Ah, calm down. 101 00:04:03,134 --> 00:04:05,101 Okay, guys, I think we're focusing a little too much on 102 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:06,904 the singing and not enough on the showmanship. 103 00:04:06,905 --> 00:04:08,738 You know, maybe we should work out a couple of sweet dance 104 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,373 moves, you know? What is that? Yeah. 105 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,175 Like, that we could all do in unison. 106 00:04:12,177 --> 00:04:14,177 Or maybe we could wear the same outfit! 107 00:04:14,179 --> 00:04:16,312 Okay, yes! We'll create a visual harmony, 108 00:04:16,314 --> 00:04:18,514 same outfit, good. Oh, you guys, you guys, if we 109 00:04:18,516 --> 00:04:20,750 want to stand out, you know what we got to do? 110 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,719 We got to focus on our story. Yes! 111 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,887 Those competitions are all about how singing helped you 112 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,990 overcome some major obstacle, you know? 113 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:29,826 So I'll do, like, a stutter, and I'll say I got it from-from 114 00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:32,295 watching, like, a friend get blown to bits in Iraq. 115 00:04:32,297 --> 00:04:34,263 Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent 116 00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:36,065 and talk about Jesus a lot. Yeah! 117 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,867 Good, good, okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like, 118 00:04:37,869 --> 00:04:39,869 Southern, stuttering army vets with, like, a religious bend. 119 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:41,671 Mm-hmm. Okay, and then we'll all be 120 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:43,306 in the same outfit. Oh, we should be, like, 121 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:45,008 carnies. We're gonna be carnies. 122 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,510 Religious stuttering army carnies. 123 00:04:47,512 --> 00:04:49,445 Who love Jesus. And watched our friends 124 00:04:49,447 --> 00:04:51,447 explode on stage. And have pearls and sing... 125 00:04:51,449 --> 00:04:53,416 ♪ My friend exploded My friend exploded... ♪ 126 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,251 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 127 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,053 It's great, no? Hey. 128 00:04:57,055 --> 00:04:58,855 No. Absolutely not. 129 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,690 Are you kidding me? What? 130 00:05:00,692 --> 00:05:02,492 What? It's a singing competition. 131 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:04,527 So can we please work on our harmonies? 132 00:05:04,529 --> 00:05:06,529 And not talk about dressing like army carnies? 133 00:05:06,531 --> 00:05:08,531 But then maybe one of us can be a... 134 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,533 One, two, three. (banging in distance) 135 00:05:10,535 --> 00:05:13,536 Goddamn it! Come out here! Come on out here. 136 00:05:13,538 --> 00:05:15,505 What? What? What? What is your problem? 137 00:05:15,507 --> 00:05:18,408 This. I found it in the back office 138 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:21,611 in the garbage. It's still warm. 139 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,148 This whole quarantine has been compromised. 140 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,517 What... me?! Come on... come on. 141 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:29,519 Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me. 142 00:05:29,521 --> 00:05:31,487 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a recent delivery you made to 143 00:05:31,489 --> 00:05:33,456 Paddy's Pub. I'll get to the bottom of 144 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,825 this. Yeah, all right, well, what was 145 00:05:35,827 --> 00:05:38,461 the name on the order? (Dennis chuckling) 146 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,463 Spider-Man. That's very clever, yeah, 147 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,166 yeah, yeah. Dennis, ask him how it's 148 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:47,603 possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire. 149 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:49,939 How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph... 150 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:52,408 (Dennis stammers) I cut it when I found the 151 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:55,011 pizza. Holy shit. 152 00:05:55,013 --> 00:05:58,781 Dennis is Spider-Man. No... no one is Spider-Man. 153 00:05:58,783 --> 00:06:01,350 Fine, yeah, oh, yeah, it was me, the evil villain with the 154 00:06:01,352 --> 00:06:04,320 perfect voice who ordered the pizza, but, guys, you don't have 155 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,289 to worry about me, all right? I can fight off whatever stupid 156 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,291 illness this pizza may or may not have had, all right? 157 00:06:08,293 --> 00:06:10,259 I'm in perfect control of my body. 158 00:06:10,261 --> 00:06:12,762 Just like I am with my voice. I-I-I can go from flaccid to 159 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,797 erect at a moment's notice. He can, I've seen it. 160 00:06:14,799 --> 00:06:17,266 Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it. 161 00:06:17,268 --> 00:06:20,036 'Cause I'm doing it right now. Flaccid, erect. 162 00:06:20,038 --> 00:06:24,974 Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. 163 00:06:24,976 --> 00:06:29,345 Not too hard, not too soft. 164 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,482 Come on, what are you doing?! You're gonna quarantine me 165 00:06:32,484 --> 00:06:35,952 inside a quarantine, really? Aw, sh... 166 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:41,624 Now, this is the look that I was talking about. 167 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:43,793 You got the bow ties and the ball caps. 168 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:46,028 It's casual formal. Yeah, right, right, right. 169 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,297 Like, are they bat boys or are they butlers? 170 00:06:48,299 --> 00:06:50,433 You don't know, but it's like a sweet look. 171 00:06:50,435 --> 00:06:53,736 DENNIS: ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma - ma-ma-ma. ♪ 172 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:55,872 What is he doing? Oh, I'm just warming up my 173 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,874 voice a little bit. You guys should, uh, keep warm. 174 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,775 Stay warm. Oh, my God, I'm loving him 175 00:06:59,777 --> 00:07:01,511 in the bathroom. Me, too. 176 00:07:01,513 --> 00:07:03,679 I mean, it's great. Now, I did a little sketch 177 00:07:03,681 --> 00:07:05,915 of the outfit myself. And I wasn't quite sure what 178 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,217 you were going for. Like, if we were all each gonna 179 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,087 be a body part, or if you wanted us mashed in this thing 180 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:13,089 side-by-side somehow? What are you talking about? 181 00:07:13,091 --> 00:07:15,758 Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right? 182 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,027 So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where. 183 00:07:18,029 --> 00:07:20,196 "Same" as in "matching," not same as in jammed into 184 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,798 the same set of clothing. Okay, not sure that's 185 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,035 as good, 'cause this really makes a splash with the crowd. 186 00:07:26,037 --> 00:07:28,404 Dee, what do you think about all this? 187 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,073 (hick accent): D-D-D-Don't- Don't put me on the spot. 188 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:35,511 I-I'm just, I-I-I'm just a Jesus-loving e-e-ex-marine. 189 00:07:35,513 --> 00:07:38,548 That's really good. I mean, so, so sad. 190 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,917 It's supposed to be sad. It's supposed to guilt them 191 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,486 into voting for us, you know. (hick accent): That's not all. 192 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:46,455 This Bible's a Bible of my daddy who just di-di-died 193 00:07:46,457 --> 00:07:50,626 in my-my arms of-of throat cancer, from-from eating 194 00:07:50,628 --> 00:07:55,164 some-some-some bad pussy. Hmm. Hmm. 195 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:57,900 You just earned you spot at the head of the suit, Dee. 196 00:07:57,902 --> 00:07:59,802 That was really good. That was good. 197 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:01,804 Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude? 198 00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:04,340 I'm getting rid of all this contaminated crap! 199 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,576 Now, come on, you're going crazy with this food 200 00:08:06,578 --> 00:08:08,744 thing, Frank. We need to eat. 201 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:11,714 We need to eat, but we only eat protected food from now on. 202 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:15,117 Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab. 203 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,787 No! No snow crabs! The shells could lacerate 204 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:18,955 your throats. Absolutely not. 205 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,290 Okay, well, someone's gonna have to go out and get this 206 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,092 food, so I'll do it. No, no, no! 207 00:08:23,094 --> 00:08:25,228 You can go out together. You can't go out alone. 208 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,830 In case one of you get sneezed on, the other one can 209 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:29,699 report back. Frank, tell you what. 210 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:32,335 Mac and I will go out. And I guarantee we won't 211 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:35,871 get sneezed on. All right, dude, first things 212 00:08:35,873 --> 00:08:37,506 first. Let's get some beer, man. 213 00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:39,342 You know, screw Dennis and his rules. 214 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,677 The guy's, like, you know, such a dick about shit. 215 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,813 Yeah, dude, he can be so controlling, you know? 216 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,282 He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though. 217 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,417 You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man. 218 00:08:48,419 --> 00:08:50,686 Like, it's just, it's too much by this point. 219 00:08:50,688 --> 00:08:54,056 You think? Oh, wait a second. There's no, there's no 220 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:55,891 opening to this. Shit, I'm sorry, dude. 221 00:08:55,893 --> 00:08:57,693 I forgot, there's no opening in yours. 222 00:08:57,695 --> 00:09:00,997 But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch so that she could 223 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,866 have her cocktails. See? It fills up. 224 00:09:03,868 --> 00:09:06,902 Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze? 225 00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:09,839 Dude, you mom's an alcoholic. My mom's not an alcoholic! 226 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,675 No, bro! She is, but it's totally cool, because it skips 227 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,777 a generation. That's why you're not 228 00:09:14,779 --> 00:09:17,747 an alcoholic. (woman coughs, Mac gasps) 229 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:23,119 That's not good right there, man! 230 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:25,054 There's too many bogeys! Let's get some fruit, 231 00:09:25,056 --> 00:09:26,589 let's get out of here, let's get back 232 00:09:26,591 --> 00:09:28,224 to the quarantine. That's right, man. 233 00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:33,062 Let's get out of here. Whoa! Stop! 234 00:09:33,064 --> 00:09:35,665 What is this? I love it! Huh? 235 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,633 What was all this? Oh, it's just a little 236 00:09:37,635 --> 00:09:39,535 dance move I've been working on. It's stupid. 237 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,304 I was just practicing. No, man, that's sweet 238 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:42,571 as hell. Show me that shit. 239 00:09:42,573 --> 00:09:44,240 You like it? Yeah! 240 00:09:44,242 --> 00:09:46,108 It sort of like a Fly Girl power spin. 241 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,010 I've been working on it. It's a... 242 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:50,980 You want to see the whole thing? It's sort of a... 243 00:09:50,982 --> 00:09:54,417 Whoo! (grunts) Oh, shit, you all right? 244 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:57,787 It's a balance thing. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 245 00:09:57,789 --> 00:09:59,855 You got a breach! Oh, shit! 246 00:09:59,857 --> 00:10:02,825 Come on. Hey! Close your pit! 247 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,226 Close your pit! Don't tell Frank. 248 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,995 I won't tell Frank. Hold your arm. 249 00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:07,663 Don't tell Frank. Hold your breath. Go! Move! 250 00:10:07,665 --> 00:10:09,598 Charlie, don't tell Frank! 251 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:15,864 Look at all the hair. Look at the hair. 252 00:10:16,505 --> 00:10:18,672 It's like a goddamn barber shop. 253 00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:21,374 Be on the lookout, Deandra! Yeah, copy that. 254 00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:23,710 Looking for hair. Stop talking about hair, 255 00:10:23,712 --> 00:10:25,746 please. It's very annoying to me. 256 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:30,383 That's what carries the disease, Dennis-- the hair. 257 00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:33,854 We don't really need it. Look at us. 258 00:10:33,856 --> 00:10:37,691 We're evolving without it. We came from the apes, 259 00:10:37,693 --> 00:10:43,296 and look at us now. One day, we'll be completely 260 00:10:43,298 --> 00:10:47,701 hairless and totally pure. Yeah, you should write 261 00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:49,636 that down. 262 00:10:49,638 --> 00:10:57,444 What are you doing? Cleaning, cleaning. 263 00:10:57,446 --> 00:11:00,046 You know, you said scrub the place from top to bottom. 264 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:03,416 And it was a good thing that I did, too, because I'll tell 265 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,218 you what. Mad dusty up there. 266 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,354 Yeah, good-good... good thinking. 267 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:09,956 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 268 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:23,136 Were you eating pizza and drinking beer up there? 269 00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:26,840 Yes, Frank, I was eating and drinking in a ceiling. 270 00:11:26,842 --> 00:11:30,076 I mean, will you use your head? No, I'm getting a little 271 00:11:30,078 --> 00:11:31,344 stir crazy. Yeah. 272 00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:34,214 That's-that's... Yeah, it's driving you nuts. 273 00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:35,882 Driving me nuts. I get it. 274 00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:39,352 Right. One more thing. 275 00:11:39,354 --> 00:11:40,636 Hmm? 276 00:11:45,898 --> 00:11:51,464 That's not mine. (Frank growls) 277 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:55,635 Hey, Frank, are you kidding me? Goddamn it, it's just one beer! 278 00:11:55,637 --> 00:11:59,406 Oh! It only takes one germ, Dee. 279 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:02,475 Oh, Jesus! Of course, how anybody thinks 280 00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:05,212 that a germ could survive a scalding hot pizza 281 00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:08,181 is beyond me. (coughs) 282 00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:09,716 Oh, Dennis, you don't look good. 283 00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:13,687 Trust me, Dee, if I found myself getting sick, I would 284 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:20,093 simply say... "Sickness be gone!" 285 00:12:20,095 --> 00:12:23,096 (Dennis groans) (Dee shrieks) 286 00:12:23,098 --> 00:12:26,299 It's all here, you know: oranges, hand sanitizer, 287 00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:28,668 basically everything. No snow crabs, you know. 288 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:33,039 Hey, where's Dee? Quarantined. 289 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:38,078 There was a breach. No breaches on your end, right? 290 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,280 No. No, no breaches. 291 00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:42,315 Yeah. Everything's cool. No, no, breaches. 292 00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:44,351 Yeah, everything was cool. Yeah, everything was good. 293 00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:47,020 Good. I'm gonna go shave. Get all this filthy hair 294 00:12:47,022 --> 00:12:50,924 off my face. Oh. 295 00:12:50,926 --> 00:12:54,027 Then when I come back, we'll play some games so nobody 296 00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:57,397 goes nuts or nothing. (humming) 297 00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:07,173 Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie. 298 00:13:07,175 --> 00:13:10,076 Two, three, four, five words. Doesn't matter? 299 00:13:10,078 --> 00:13:12,479 Ocean's Eleven. 300 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:17,918 Ocean's Twelve! Ocean's Thirteen! 301 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,086 Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this. 302 00:13:20,088 --> 00:13:22,088 You look ridiculous, man. It was What's Eating 303 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,391 Gilbert Grape? That's where all the bacteria 304 00:13:24,393 --> 00:13:27,928 lies, Charlie, in your hair. That's why I shaved it off. 305 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:31,498 Now it just flows off my body. You should do the same, mm-hmm. 306 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,602 (Mac sneezes) He breached! He breached! 307 00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:38,338 His suit ripped in the store! He tried to do, like a power 308 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,473 spin, and it ripped. And he probably got sick! 309 00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:43,643 That's not true! Oh, you rat! This is bullshit! 310 00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:45,612 This is bullshit! I feel fine. 311 00:13:45,614 --> 00:13:48,048 (door closes) You should stand over there 312 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,016 'cause I think I'm really getting the flu. 313 00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:52,352 Oh, I'm-I'm sick as a dog already. 314 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:55,555 Oh, if you guys are getting sick, then stay away from me. 315 00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:58,491 Holy shit, dude! I think we need to call 911 for 316 00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:00,460 you. Hey, should we work on our 317 00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,462 harmonies? Seriously, dude? 318 00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:04,431 think we need to get you to a hospital. 319 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,666 (singing high-pitched note) 320 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:26,386 Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital? 321 00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:28,722 Yeah, dude. From the top. 322 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:32,726 (weakly): ♪ Motown... Motownphilly... ♪ 323 00:14:32,728 --> 00:14:35,395 (Dennis retches) (Dennis vomiting) 324 00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:37,497 (Mac retches) (Dee retches) 325 00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:39,432 (all vomiting) 326 00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:44,960 (Charlie chewing) Charlie? 327 00:14:45,476 --> 00:14:48,466 Charlie, look at that. Look how clean I am. 328 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,653 Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin. 329 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,922 It's all about purity, Charlie. 330 00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:56,626 Humans are filthy. Dirty filthy. 331 00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,195 All right, man. You got to mix in with 332 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:04,600 beasts... fowl, rodents. 333 00:15:04,602 --> 00:15:08,504 People do what they do, man. What am I gonna do about it? 334 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:12,408 When I get out of here, I'm gonna clean Philadelphia. 335 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,945 Good. A giant cleanse. 336 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:21,417 Well, good luck with that. Not the city... 337 00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:26,889 the population. Okay, well... 338 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,192 go for it. 339 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:43,840 I can't stop shaking. It's so hot and also so cold. 340 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,809 What's up, what's up? Talking hot and cold? 341 00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:49,212 Mm-hmm. Charlie, are you sick, too? 342 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,214 Hmm, sick? Nah, Frank's all trying to 343 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,883 shave me and shit. I'm like, "Dude, no way." 344 00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:55,952 So, I figured I'd hang out with you guys instead, you know? 345 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,954 We're very sick, we have the flu. 346 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,956 If you, if you stay in here, you're gonna get sick. 347 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,091 Good, he deserves it for ratting me out. 348 00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:04,794 Please, Mac, I've been vaccinated for every disease in 349 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:08,564 the book. I'm gonna be just fine. 350 00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:14,070 (Charlie retching) Oh, God. 351 00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:18,040 That's a lot of throw up. This flu is so brutal. 352 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,977 (Dennis coughs) Hey, guys? 353 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,514 I think I might be coming down with something, too. 354 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,984 Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die. 355 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,653 I think I'm gonna die. I've never felt like this before 356 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,289 in my life. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna 357 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:37,026 go down drinking. Anyone want some booze? 358 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,061 I knew you drank cleaning supplies. 359 00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:42,298 Oh, no, dude, this is booze. I stash whiskey in here. 360 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:45,601 Dude, you are an alcoholic. Whatever. 361 00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:48,538 Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office. 362 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,907 I keep a flask of créme de menthe behind the jukebox in the 363 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,909 bar, it's not a big deal. Just drink, you know, because 364 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,877 this might be our last chance. Bottoms up. 365 00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,846 (Dee groans, gulps) 366 00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:03,052 I'm not getting it. So you crawl around on the bed, 367 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,329 looking for minerals? Uh, no. 368 00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:07,331 If I'm looking for minerals, I got to be under the bed. 369 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,133 Minerals on top of the bed doesn't make any sense, 370 00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,968 actually. None of this makes any sense. 371 00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,204 It's insane. You know, I don't know about 372 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,339 you guys, and I don't know why this is happening, but I 373 00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,408 actually feel a lot better. Well, you look better. 374 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,243 You guys all look better. I'm actually feeling better, 375 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,045 too. I feel great. 376 00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,047 Yeah. How is that even possible? 377 00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:25,383 All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking. 378 00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:27,351 How could we have gotten better so quickly? 379 00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:30,721 Oh, my God, you guys. You guys, we haven't been 380 00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:32,690 drinking since we quarantined ourselves into the bar. 381 00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:34,525 At least since we got stuck in the bathroom. 382 00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:36,360 Oh, that's right. Wait, wait, wait, so what are 383 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:38,629 you saying? That-that we never had the flu? 384 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,131 We were just having alcohol withdrawal? 385 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,133 Yeah. Alcohol withdrawals! 386 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:44,368 That's great! Is it great? It means 387 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,104 we're all alcoholics. MAC & CHARLIE: Ah... 388 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:49,140 Yeah, yeah... right. What do we do with that 389 00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:51,475 information? What do you do with 390 00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:53,144 any information? You just stuff it deep down 391 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,079 inside and keep an eye on it. You keep it. 392 00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,614 I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking. 393 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,582 I mean, I physically can't. No, no, not at this point. 394 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,117 We're in, we're in too deep. Yeah. 395 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,019 I'm a, I'm a young guy. Just kids having fun, right? 396 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,788 That's right. We got an audition to make. 397 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,256 So let's bust this door down, Mac. 398 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,558 What do you say, you want to roundhouse the door for us? 399 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,760 I was gonna suggest that. Yeah, I know you were, buddy. 400 00:18:09,762 --> 00:18:12,363 That's why I said it. Just do it and get it over with. 401 00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:13,898 Okay. Hold on, hold on, though. 402 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,567 If we don't want to break the door, I have a key. 403 00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:19,370 You've got a key?! We've been in here this whole 404 00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:21,439 time, and you could've let us out?! 405 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,574 I didn't know that we were trapped in here. 406 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,076 I thought we were just playing quarantine. 407 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,410 What the...?! No, we're not playing 408 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,145 quarantine. We're quarantined. 409 00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:31,048 Let's go. Just open the door. 410 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:34,719 Yo, Frank! We're not sick. Yeah, we're fine, dude. We... 411 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:38,389 Whoa. What the hell is this? Oh, shit, I think 412 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,391 it's hand sanitizer. Hmm? 413 00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,460 Hand sanitizer? Where is it going? 414 00:18:42,462 --> 00:18:46,964 Frank? Uh, why is there hand sanitizer 415 00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:50,568 all over the floor? It goes in here and... 416 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,269 Oh! Frank? 417 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,638 Oh, my God! What the hell did you do 418 00:18:54,640 --> 00:19:00,077 to yourself? I just want to be pure. 419 00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:02,179 God, what are we gonna do about this? 420 00:19:02,181 --> 00:19:05,249 Probably get him to the hospital, right? 421 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:09,453 Yeah. Ooh, let's make a quick stop first. 422 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:14,091 ♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da 423 00:19:14,093 --> 00:19:17,995 ♪ Doing a little East Coast swing 424 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,666 Boyz II Men going off ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da 425 00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:25,036 ♪ Not too hard, not too soft ♪ 426 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,072 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD 427 00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:30,007 Mm-hmm. So, what do you think? 428 00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,942 In your professional opinion, you think we got a shot? 429 00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:33,978 I mean, we're talking about Boyz II Men here. 430 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,880 We want to go and we want to win. 431 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,048 Yeah. Boyz II Men? 432 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,883 That concert is canceled. What? Why? 433 00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:40,818 Yeah, yeah, they all got the flu. 434 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,987 Oh, son of a bitch! So we did this for nothing? 435 00:19:42,989 --> 00:19:44,188 Well, I mean, no, not nothing. 436 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:45,890 I mean, guys, look, we came together in harmony. 437 00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:47,858 You know, if I'm being honest, I'd rather go back to 438 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,027 the bar and get drunk, than go to some, you know, concert. 439 00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:51,629 Yes! You know what, guys? 440 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,497 We can sing at the bar like we always do. 441 00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:54,865 That's right. Yeah, but drink. 442 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,634 Oh, yeah. 'Cause I want to drink. 443 00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:58,469 And we got to stay healthy. That's right. 444 00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:00,271 We have to stay healthy. We'll always drink. 445 00:20:00,273 --> 00:20:02,139 Well, then from the top, shall we? 446 00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:04,942 Okay. ♪ Motownphilly's back again 447 00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:08,312 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ Doing a little East 448 00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:12,116 Coast swing. ♪ Okay, we've got to get 449 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:15,019 that sanitizer off you, huh? 450 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,258 You ready for your sponge bath? 451 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,537 Shit. 452 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:38,748 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com