1 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:11,071 In other news, Tinseltown is coming to Philadelphia. 2 00:00:11,105 --> 00:00:14,507 Hollywood stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are here 3 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:16,709 promoting their alcohol brand, Dos Hombres. 4 00:00:16,743 --> 00:00:20,014 Hey, Bryan, how does it feel to be the kingpin of mezcal? 5 00:00:20,047 --> 00:00:22,649 Oh, no, no. No, no. Don't-don't put that on me. 6 00:00:22,682 --> 00:00:23,951 No, I'm just a simple actor. 7 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:25,286 This, this is the man, 8 00:00:25,319 --> 00:00:26,887 -the brains behind the whole operation. -No. 9 00:00:26,921 --> 00:00:28,188 -No, no, no. -Yeah, it is. 10 00:00:28,222 --> 00:00:29,990 It's a team effort. 11 00:00:30,024 --> 00:00:32,859 Wow. Hollywood celebrities right here in Philly, huh? 12 00:00:32,893 --> 00:00:34,061 -I don't love it. I mean, -Yeah. 13 00:00:34,094 --> 00:00:35,195 why can't they stay in their lane? 14 00:00:35,229 --> 00:00:36,330 Why do they have into come into our lane? 15 00:00:36,363 --> 00:00:38,531 The celebrity booze thing's a little out of control. 16 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:41,068 It's a total sellout. I mean, a complete cash grab. 17 00:00:41,101 --> 00:00:43,037 Any idiot could take a bottle of booze, 18 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:46,206 slap a celebrity's face on it and-and make a fortune. 19 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,908 -I mean, we could do it if we wanted. -Oh, we know more about booze 20 00:00:47,942 --> 00:00:49,209 -than these two guys, probably. -Are you kidding me? 21 00:00:49,243 --> 00:00:50,677 Look, yeah, is there an opportunity 22 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,046 for us to create a booze of our own, right? 23 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:54,181 And go pitch those guys? Yeah, of course there is. 24 00:00:54,214 --> 00:00:56,683 -It would be so easy. -Yeah. -It would be so easy, you know? 25 00:00:56,716 --> 00:00:57,817 And could we do something like that? 26 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:58,818 -Also, yes. Absolutely. -Yes. Yes. 27 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,520 -Of course, we could, you know. -But I mean, 28 00:01:00,553 --> 00:01:02,522 are we gonna go do something like that? 29 00:01:02,555 --> 00:01:03,924 -Yes, we're gonna do that, yeah. -Of course we are, yes. -I think we should. 30 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:05,758 -I think we should. -It's already happening. 31 00:01:27,147 --> 00:01:28,315 Okay, guys, 32 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:29,350 I think we can all agree we need to come up with a brand 33 00:01:29,383 --> 00:01:32,652 that is representative of who we are as people 34 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:33,853 and as businessmen. 35 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:36,756 Now I ask you guys this: what's the first word 36 00:01:36,789 --> 00:01:39,726 that comes to your mind when you are trying to describe us? 37 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:41,728 -Premium. -Mm, I was gonna say that, dude. -Premium. 38 00:01:41,761 --> 00:01:43,130 -I was gonna say premium. -You were gonna say that, too? 39 00:01:43,163 --> 00:01:44,298 - Yeah. - And look, hey. 40 00:01:44,331 --> 00:01:46,300 Listen, man, you're spot-on. Premium. 41 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:49,635 Yes, our brand will, of course, be a premium brand. 42 00:01:49,669 --> 00:01:52,139 Now, what is the most premium alcohol ever invented? 43 00:01:52,172 --> 00:01:53,140 -Goldschläger. -Goldschläger. Yeah. 44 00:01:53,173 --> 00:01:54,942 Goldschläger. All right, hey! 45 00:01:54,975 --> 00:01:56,243 We're all on the same page here. 46 00:01:56,276 --> 00:01:58,178 -Yeah, we think-- -This is good, I like this. Okay, yeah. 47 00:01:58,212 --> 00:02:00,180 Swiss cinnamon schnapps liqueur 48 00:02:00,214 --> 00:02:02,016 with drinkable flakes of gold floating in it. 49 00:02:02,049 --> 00:02:04,018 My God, what's more premium than that? 50 00:02:04,051 --> 00:02:06,153 -Yeah, nothing. -Nothing, right? 51 00:02:06,186 --> 00:02:07,955 Here's a pitch. Okay, I can get a bunch of nickels 52 00:02:07,988 --> 00:02:10,157 and I could smash them up and put them into a 'schläger. 53 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,758 Right? We call it Nickelschläger, 54 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:14,094 and we pitch it as, like, the working man's spirit. 55 00:02:14,128 --> 00:02:15,762 And, you know, nickels are, they're easy to find 56 00:02:15,795 --> 00:02:17,297 and, uh, just as shiny. 57 00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:19,565 Well, that sounds disgusting, and, uh, 58 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,834 -potentially dangerous as well. -Yeah, I'm-a try it, though. 59 00:02:21,868 --> 00:02:23,770 Listen, I think I've pinpointed a small market trend 60 00:02:23,803 --> 00:02:25,172 that we could corner but that could 61 00:02:25,205 --> 00:02:27,908 also totally represent us. 62 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:29,642 I'm talking about a blend. 63 00:02:29,675 --> 00:02:31,245 A blend? 64 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:33,047 -Oh. Blends. -Yes. Blends, blends. 65 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,181 -Blends! -Yes. 66 00:02:34,214 --> 00:02:35,949 Blends are very popular these days. 67 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,650 Wine blends, whiskey blends, you know? 68 00:02:37,683 --> 00:02:39,119 So let me ask you this: 69 00:02:39,153 --> 00:02:41,922 what is the second-classiest drink in the world? 70 00:02:41,955 --> 00:02:43,323 -Jägermeister. Yes. -Jägermeister. Yeah, yeah. -Jägermeister. 71 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:44,992 -Jägermeister, yeah. -Amazing, yes. 72 00:02:45,025 --> 00:02:46,659 It's the 'meisters and the, 73 00:02:46,692 --> 00:02:48,195 and the 'schlägers and the schnapps. 74 00:02:48,228 --> 00:02:50,297 I mean, those are the drinks that make people feel high-end, 75 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:52,332 you know, like they're on a European ski adventure, right? 76 00:02:52,366 --> 00:02:53,934 - Yeah, it's true. - Yeah. 77 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:56,370 Those drinks that make people feel premium, you know? 78 00:02:56,403 --> 00:03:00,340 So I say we do a blend of all the most premium drinks. 79 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:02,675 We put them all together, and we make one drink 80 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:05,778 called Paddy's SchlägerSchnappsterMeister. 81 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:09,183 -That's brilliant. -That's so smart. 82 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:11,218 -Well, because it-it blends them -Dude, that is really smart. It's fun. 83 00:03:11,251 --> 00:03:12,685 -all together, like you said. -Who's thought of that? 84 00:03:12,718 --> 00:03:14,188 -It's a lot of fun, right? -It's elegant. 85 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,290 It definitely feels like you're in Switzerland or something. 86 00:03:16,323 --> 00:03:18,058 -Yeah, yeah. -Great, so you guys get it, okay. Great. 87 00:03:18,092 --> 00:03:19,927 So I-I'm so glad we're on the same page with this. 88 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,727 So, here's the thing. All we got to do 89 00:03:21,761 --> 00:03:23,830 is get those celebrity guys' blessing and boom-- 90 00:03:23,863 --> 00:03:26,666 we are off to the races, we're gonna be rich men, but 91 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:28,102 I don't think we should approach them 92 00:03:28,135 --> 00:03:29,403 without being fully funded first. 93 00:03:29,436 --> 00:03:31,804 So our first test is gonna be landing a big fish 94 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,240 who can finance this whole operation. 95 00:03:33,273 --> 00:03:36,977 and I know just the guy. 96 00:03:38,744 --> 00:03:40,114 ♪ I want money ♪ 97 00:03:40,147 --> 00:03:41,982 ♪ Lots and lots. ♪ 98 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:43,917 - Yo. - Yo, Frank, 99 00:03:43,951 --> 00:03:45,385 I got you on speakerphone with, uh, Mac and Charlie. 100 00:03:45,419 --> 00:03:48,122 -Where are you right now? -I'm in the sky. 101 00:03:48,155 --> 00:03:49,256 -In the sky? -What? 102 00:03:49,289 --> 00:03:50,723 That's right, dicknips. 103 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:52,392 We're in the sky on a private plane 104 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:54,261 - on the way to Aruba. - What the hell, Frank? 105 00:03:54,294 --> 00:03:55,896 - Why you taking Dee? - Um, because 106 00:03:55,929 --> 00:03:56,897 I'm more glamorous than you guys. 107 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:59,099 Frank recognizes that and so he invited me. 108 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:01,734 I was on my way to the jet, 109 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:04,104 she overheard me talking about the flight 110 00:04:04,138 --> 00:04:07,007 -and she glommed on. -Yeah, you know what? We don't care. 111 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,143 Uh, Frank, we have a business proposition for you, pal. 112 00:04:09,176 --> 00:04:10,310 Frank, how would you like to invest 113 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:12,980 in a celebrity alcohol brand? 114 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:15,182 No, I don't know about that. 115 00:04:15,215 --> 00:04:17,451 I-I once had Greg Louganis 116 00:04:17,484 --> 00:04:21,288 as the face of my apricot brand in the '80s. 117 00:04:21,321 --> 00:04:23,756 But when he cracked his noggin at the Olympics, 118 00:04:23,789 --> 00:04:25,893 the business took a nosedive with him. 119 00:04:25,926 --> 00:04:26,859 Okay, well, we're talking about 120 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:28,428 a much bigger celebrity than that, okay? 121 00:04:28,462 --> 00:04:30,430 We're talking about a household name here. 122 00:04:30,464 --> 00:04:32,698 Have you ever hear of a little show called 123 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:35,169 Malcolm in the Middle? 124 00:04:35,202 --> 00:04:37,737 Have I? Changed the game. 125 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,772 - Changed the game, Frank. - That it did. That it did. -Yes. Yes. 126 00:04:39,805 --> 00:04:42,042 -It did change the game. -That it did. One of the greatest shows of all time. 127 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:43,911 Well, listen, the dad from that show is in town 128 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:45,778 and we're gonna be pitching him tonight. 129 00:04:45,811 --> 00:04:47,780 And Malcolm. He's here, too, although he's all grown up now, 130 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:49,082 -so you might not recognize him. -Yeah. 131 00:04:49,116 --> 00:04:50,850 Dang, that sounds pretty glamorous. 132 00:04:50,884 --> 00:04:53,320 -I'd like to hang with celebs. -Shut up, Dee. 133 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:54,655 - Shut up, Dee. - -Oh, God, shut up, Dee. 134 00:04:54,687 --> 00:04:57,291 Shut your mouth or I will shut it for you! 135 00:04:57,324 --> 00:04:59,459 When you get back, Mac's gonna shut it for you! 136 00:04:59,493 --> 00:05:01,495 We're gonna shut your mouth and we're gonna sew your lips shut! 137 00:05:01,528 --> 00:05:02,896 - Just shut up. - Shut up! 138 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:04,797 -Shut up! -All right, well-well, 139 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:07,733 you know, if you can get, uh, Malcolm and his dad 140 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,769 on the hook, bring them to me at the jet. 141 00:05:09,802 --> 00:05:11,271 When I land, we'll talk shop. 142 00:05:11,305 --> 00:05:12,339 - Oh, good. - Nice, dude. 143 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:14,807 -Big fish landed! -All right! 144 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,842 How are they gonna bring them to Aruba? 145 00:05:16,877 --> 00:05:19,913 We were never going to Aruba. We're circling Philly. 146 00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:23,917 Oh, my God. There's The Linc! 147 00:05:23,951 --> 00:05:26,086 What the hell, Frank? Why are we circling Philly? 148 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,255 I got to put enough miles on the jet 149 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:30,958 to make it look like I went to Aruba and back. 150 00:05:30,991 --> 00:05:32,326 It's a tax thing. 151 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:34,228 Then why don't we just go to Aruba and back? 152 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:35,996 Wouldn't that make more sense? 153 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:37,965 I have things to do in Philly. 154 00:05:37,998 --> 00:05:39,967 But I don't want to circle Philly for hours. 155 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,767 Hey, look, first you nag me to get on the plane, 156 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,337 now you're nagging me to get off. 157 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,804 Just-- No dice. 158 00:05:44,837 --> 00:05:47,274 -We're circling Philly. -Oh, goddamn it. 159 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:50,344 ♪ I want money, lots and lots of money... ♪ 160 00:05:50,377 --> 00:05:52,512 It is popping off in there, man. It is popping off. 161 00:05:52,546 --> 00:05:54,514 Actually, Charlie, I would also love for you 162 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:56,849 -to pop off that hat. -No, dude, you said dress nice. 163 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:58,385 I want to be able to tip my cap to these guys 164 00:05:58,418 --> 00:06:00,387 -when I meet them. -Yeah, but you look like a limo driver. 165 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,855 - Whatever, dude. I look good, man. 166 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,925 You guys want to hit some of this, too, by the way? 167 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,127 -The hell is that? -It's Nickelschläger, man. 168 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,929 It's delicious. I've been drinking it all day. 169 00:06:08,962 --> 00:06:10,564 Throw that shit out. Do not bring that up in the pitch. 170 00:06:10,597 --> 00:06:12,532 -I'm gonna pitch it. -Dude, do not-- Don't-- 171 00:06:12,566 --> 00:06:14,134 Oh, goddamn it. 172 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,470 Oh. 173 00:06:16,503 --> 00:06:18,871 -Over here, sir. -Okay, you know what? That might have been this. 174 00:06:18,905 --> 00:06:21,874 Uh, here, I'll give it to you, I guess. Uh, don't mind me. 175 00:06:21,908 --> 00:06:24,011 -Anything in your pockets, sir? -No, no, I'm good. 176 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:26,113 I'm good, I sh-- 177 00:06:27,914 --> 00:06:30,183 Uh... 178 00:06:30,217 --> 00:06:32,019 Guys, why is it going off on my stomach? 179 00:06:32,052 --> 00:06:34,021 Because you have a belly full of nickels. 180 00:06:34,054 --> 00:06:36,156 Oh, right. Shit. Okay, you know what? Um... 181 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:37,557 I'll make myself throw up and then I'll get-- 182 00:06:37,591 --> 00:06:39,893 Should I throw up here or, uh... 183 00:06:39,926 --> 00:06:41,161 All right, I'm gonna go outside 184 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:42,429 and-and I'll meet you guys back in. 185 00:06:42,462 --> 00:06:44,131 Great. 186 00:06:44,164 --> 00:06:46,033 Good riddance. He looks ridiculous anyway. 187 00:06:46,066 --> 00:06:47,434 Yeah, well, you don't look that much better, pal. 188 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,469 I mean, what-what, what is going on with that suit? 189 00:06:49,503 --> 00:06:52,838 Oh, I'm going for a "Jordan in the '90s" look. 190 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,542 I mean, who's more premium than MJ, right? 191 00:06:55,575 --> 00:06:57,611 Now, I'm thinking that I go pitch a fashion line 192 00:06:57,644 --> 00:06:59,246 and sort of expand 193 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,114 -into a lifestyle brand. -No, don't do that. 194 00:07:01,148 --> 00:07:03,383 Okay? Let's just-- Uh, can we stick with the one thing? 195 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,552 -Just stick with the one thing, please. -They're celebrities. 196 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:07,554 -They're gonna get the look. -I know they're celebrities. 197 00:07:07,587 --> 00:07:08,922 I'm not saying they're not celebrities. I'm saying-- 198 00:07:08,955 --> 00:07:10,023 Do you know who Michael Jordan is? 199 00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:11,857 -Yes, I know who-- -Then why are you 200 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:12,825 -fighting me about this? -Can we just go get in the meet-and-greet line? 201 00:07:12,858 --> 00:07:15,095 It's already getting long as shit. Come on. 202 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:19,533 Frank. 203 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:20,901 -Frank! -What? 204 00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:22,302 How much longer? 205 00:07:22,336 --> 00:07:25,138 -Three hours. -Oh, my God. 206 00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:26,506 Can I watch what you're watching? 207 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:27,873 'Cause the Wi-Fi is not strong enough 208 00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:29,176 for me to watch anything. 209 00:07:29,209 --> 00:07:30,977 You should have downloaded movies, then. 210 00:07:31,011 --> 00:07:33,447 I mean, I also have to go to the bathroom. 211 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,316 Well, that's not good. Bathroom on the plane is busted. 212 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,186 -W-What? -Yeah, but you can use the emergency can. 213 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:40,454 Where's the emergency can? 214 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:42,022 -You're sitting on it. -What? Wh-- 215 00:07:42,055 --> 00:07:44,091 You just pull that cushion up and, uh, get that 216 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:45,892 privacy screen over there. 217 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:47,427 Is it a number one or a number two? 218 00:07:47,461 --> 00:07:49,329 It's a number one. 219 00:07:49,363 --> 00:07:50,664 Eh, let 'er rip. 220 00:07:50,697 --> 00:07:52,666 It's still gonna go out in the air anyway. 221 00:07:52,699 --> 00:07:54,634 Are you sure you don't have any food anywhere? 222 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,470 Why don't you sniff around back there? 223 00:07:56,503 --> 00:07:57,904 What's this? 224 00:07:57,938 --> 00:07:59,239 -What's that? -There's a can of something. 225 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,375 Oh, that's an old can of oysters from another flight. 226 00:08:01,408 --> 00:08:03,577 -A can of oysters? -Yeah, go ahead, have them. 227 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:05,245 Ugh, goddamn it. 228 00:08:06,179 --> 00:08:07,948 All right, all right. 229 00:08:07,981 --> 00:08:09,015 -Getting pretty close here. -Okay, now, 230 00:08:09,049 --> 00:08:10,083 just go with me here, Dennis. 231 00:08:10,117 --> 00:08:11,618 I want you to picture it, all right? 232 00:08:11,651 --> 00:08:14,187 It's a whole lifestyle ecosystem. 233 00:08:14,221 --> 00:08:15,555 -No-- -With booze and suits 234 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:18,058 and apps that link you to personal trainers 235 00:08:18,091 --> 00:08:19,593 who make you look good in the suits. Premium. 236 00:08:19,626 --> 00:08:21,461 -Dude, this is what I'm saying. -No, listen, can we please, 237 00:08:21,495 --> 00:08:24,064 please, please just stick with the blend? 238 00:08:24,097 --> 00:08:26,166 -Stick with the blend. -This is a blend of ideas. 239 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:27,434 Yes, but it's a blend of too many ideas. I don't even 240 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:29,403 know what you're talking about half the time. 241 00:08:29,436 --> 00:08:31,538 -I'm talking about branding, bro, it's branding. -I know what you're-- 242 00:08:31,571 --> 00:08:32,539 You know what, actually, you just keep 243 00:08:32,572 --> 00:08:33,507 your mouth shut the whole time. 244 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:35,575 Just keep your mouth shut, I'll do the talking. 245 00:08:35,609 --> 00:08:37,611 We do the firm handshake, right? 'Cause that's essential 246 00:08:37,644 --> 00:08:38,712 to setting tone for a good pitch. 247 00:08:38,745 --> 00:08:41,148 Got to have a firm handshake. And then that's it. 248 00:08:41,181 --> 00:08:43,250 I do the talking, and don't say a goddamn thing 249 00:08:43,283 --> 00:08:44,985 about booze and suits and apps. 250 00:08:45,018 --> 00:08:46,686 -Here we go. -Oh, okay. 251 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,388 -Thank you. -Thanks, ladies. -Thank you so much. 252 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:50,424 - Uh, all right. Come on, guys. - All right. 253 00:08:50,457 --> 00:08:51,658 -Okay, here we go. -Hey, there, fellas. -Hey. 254 00:08:51,691 --> 00:08:53,493 Hi, uh, hello to you, kind sirs. 255 00:08:53,527 --> 00:08:55,495 Let's do a... 256 00:08:55,529 --> 00:08:57,964 -Oh, uh... -No. 257 00:08:57,998 --> 00:09:01,067 No, I'm sorry, we-we don't shake hands. So... 258 00:09:01,101 --> 00:09:03,103 Uh, well, that kind of throws off my whole thing. 259 00:09:03,136 --> 00:09:04,704 I think-- We can't kick this off without a firm handshake. 260 00:09:04,738 --> 00:09:06,973 -Why don't you just-- -I really don't mind shaking his hand. 261 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:08,475 How many times do we have to go through this? 262 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,644 -We're not shaking hands. -We're not shaking hands. 263 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:11,645 -We don't know these people. -Don't know you. 264 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:13,280 -Sorry. -Oh. 265 00:09:13,313 --> 00:09:14,448 Wow, look at that suit. 266 00:09:14,481 --> 00:09:16,049 -Yeah. Look at that. -I love that. 267 00:09:16,082 --> 00:09:18,151 I'm not supposed to talk. 268 00:09:18,185 --> 00:09:19,653 - I didn't say-- I didn't say-- - I'm not supposed to, either. 269 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:21,421 Oh-- Come on, let's get this going. 270 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:22,689 -He's-he's kidding. He's kidding. -Uh, yeah, so-so... 271 00:09:22,722 --> 00:09:24,291 -He's kidding. -Oh, yes. He, uh, just... 272 00:09:24,324 --> 00:09:26,693 -Yeah, but-- -Come on, everybody say, "Dos Hombres." 273 00:09:26,726 --> 00:09:28,562 - Oh, uh... - Dos Hombres! 274 00:09:28,595 --> 00:09:30,163 -All right, you can get -Thanks so much. -Yeah, so, we have a-- 275 00:09:30,197 --> 00:09:31,364 the photos with the QR code that way. 276 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:32,532 -There you go. -No, I don't need a photo. 277 00:09:32,566 --> 00:09:34,067 Actually, I-I just wanted to pitch you-- 278 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,170 -I-- -All right, hey. All right. 279 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:38,438 What just happened? 280 00:09:38,472 --> 00:09:39,706 You blew it, dude. You choked. 281 00:09:39,739 --> 00:09:42,142 I didn't choke, no. It was... Malcolm. 282 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:43,677 He was throwing me a weird vibe. 283 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,545 -Yeah. He's very aggressive. -He's super aggressive. 284 00:09:45,579 --> 00:09:47,481 He's, like, he's, like the alpha dog, dude. 285 00:09:47,514 --> 00:09:48,715 -I didn't like that. -Malcolm's not in the middle. 286 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:50,484 -He's on top. -He's on top. 287 00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:52,486 -Shit. -You know what, let's-let's get back in the line. 288 00:09:59,626 --> 00:10:01,795 Oh. Hey. 289 00:10:01,828 --> 00:10:03,129 Hey. 290 00:10:03,163 --> 00:10:05,265 Hey, buddy. 291 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,068 Hey, can I ask you something really quick? 292 00:10:08,101 --> 00:10:10,036 -Yeah, sure, man. What's up? -Uh, hey, listen, 293 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,404 I've been throwing up for a little bit. 294 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:12,572 Ugh, dude, sorry. 295 00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:14,140 Yeah, I-I actually kind of can't stop. 296 00:10:14,174 --> 00:10:16,109 I think I'm having a reaction to the metals. 297 00:10:16,142 --> 00:10:17,511 But, uh, my real problem is, like, 298 00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:19,513 no matter how much I hurl, like, the nickels 299 00:10:19,546 --> 00:10:21,748 -keep coming out. -Nickels? 300 00:10:21,781 --> 00:10:23,750 Oh, yeah, it's a 'schläger play I got going. 301 00:10:23,783 --> 00:10:25,385 So, hey, look, can you do me a favor? 302 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:26,586 On my next hurl, you know, do you-- 303 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,289 could you see if you see any loose change in there, you know? 304 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:32,158 'Cause, like, I-I really got to get a extra set of eyes on this. 305 00:10:32,192 --> 00:10:34,060 -I can't help you. All right? I-I'm waiting for somebody. -Please, please. 306 00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:35,128 -Sir, I'm begging you, please. -It's not happening. 307 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:37,631 Listen, man, I can't help, all right? 308 00:10:37,664 --> 00:10:38,832 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 309 00:10:38,865 --> 00:10:40,200 What the hell?! 310 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:41,768 -Damn it! -Oh! Hey. 311 00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:43,203 -Hey, man, hey, hey. -Come here. 312 00:10:43,236 --> 00:10:44,471 Come here. Look at this. Look at this. 313 00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:45,705 -Okay. Yes, sir. -Look at this. 314 00:10:45,739 --> 00:10:46,806 They're gonna ding me for the cleaning fee. 315 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,208 -All right? -Ah, yeah, look at that. 316 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:49,376 Peace and love, peace and love. 317 00:10:49,409 --> 00:10:50,710 -Damn it! -I'm sorry! Hey, hey. 318 00:10:50,744 --> 00:10:52,245 -Just say by my car. Stay by my car -Hey, hey. 319 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:53,346 -Hey, hey! -and watch this, I got to figure this out. 320 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:54,681 -Get by the car. -Okay, okay, okay. 321 00:10:54,714 --> 00:10:56,316 I got your car. I'll watch your car. 322 00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:57,584 Yeah. 323 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:59,619 He was a big boy. 324 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:01,421 - Jesus. - Damn it. 325 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:04,724 Hey, man, are you the Dos Hombres driver? 326 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,726 Who? 327 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,029 You know, the Malcolm in the Middle guys. 328 00:11:09,596 --> 00:11:10,730 Yes, I am. 329 00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:12,232 Come on, come on. 330 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,534 The dad did like my suit. 331 00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:17,337 Would you shut up about the dad and the suit? 332 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:18,738 - Thank you very much. - What are they doing? 333 00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:20,173 - Oh, great. Okay. - Damn it. 334 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,374 They're wrapping things up. 335 00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:23,143 That's great. We blew it. 336 00:11:23,176 --> 00:11:25,545 We totally blew our one shot. Goddamn it. 337 00:11:25,579 --> 00:11:27,681 Hey, I think I just saw Jalen Hurts. 338 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,282 -What? Seriously? Where? -Yeah. 339 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:30,550 Dude, he just went into the bathroom. 340 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:31,618 I'm sure that was him. 341 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,687 Okay, uh, listen. We're gonna pivot, all right? 342 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,488 I mean, Jalen's a better fit for our Philly-based brand anyway, 343 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,557 -don't you think? -Yeah. 344 00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:38,825 -Let's go talk to Jalen. -Let's get Jalen. 345 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:40,493 Come on, let's go. 346 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,662 - Jalen. - Yeah, 347 00:11:42,696 --> 00:11:44,397 so, hey, listen, uh, I know this is a little weird, 348 00:11:44,431 --> 00:11:46,600 us bum-rushing you in the bathroom like this, but, uh... 349 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,602 You always were good against the rush. 350 00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:50,270 Now, that is true. You are good against the ru-- 351 00:11:50,303 --> 00:11:52,439 Now, you're not gonna get away from us, though. 352 00:11:52,472 --> 00:11:54,207 We gotcha. 353 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,542 That was a joke. Um... 354 00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:59,846 Okay, uh, well, listen, uh, we-we just, uh, 355 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,181 we wanted to pitch you 356 00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:03,583 a-a really great business opportunity. 357 00:12:03,617 --> 00:12:05,318 Yes, now imagine this lifestyle: 358 00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:07,454 you're on a Caribbean island in an ill-fitting suit. 359 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,290 No, no, st-- no, uh, Jalen, we're not-not here to... 360 00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:11,491 pitch you a lifestyle. 361 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,730 -Gritty? -Wait... 362 00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,331 -What the hell is this? -Wh-- I... 363 00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:19,666 I thought you said Jalen Hurts came in here. 364 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:21,167 Is he in one of the other stalls? 365 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:23,370 I don't know, I must have gotten them confused. 366 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,571 How do you confuse a young Black man 367 00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,172 with a giant orange monster? 368 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,540 Uh... 369 00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:30,377 Okay, Gritty, picture yourself on a Caribbean island. 370 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,746 - Don't pitch Gritty! We're here to talk to a celebrity. 371 00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:35,448 Gritty's just Gritty. 372 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:38,518 What-- Oh, hey, Jalen! Jalen! There he is. Jalen! 373 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:40,654 -Ah, we just missed him. -What are you talking about? 374 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:42,722 -That was not Jalen Hurts. -Yes, it was. 375 00:12:42,756 --> 00:12:44,357 Oh, don't take his side, Gritty. 376 00:12:44,391 --> 00:12:46,793 -Well, he's right. -That was definitely Jalen Hurts. 377 00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:48,261 Uh, you know what, Gritty, we don't need you anymore. 378 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:49,696 Why don't you take a hike, pal? 379 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:51,364 Appreciate it. 380 00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:52,900 Goddamn it. 381 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,334 Hold on a second. Oh, it's Charlie. 382 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,802 What-- Wait, wait, wait. 383 00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:57,437 - What do you want, man? - Hey, uh, 384 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,706 Dennis, uh, get to Frank as fast as you can. 385 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,741 I have Malcolm and his dad. 386 00:13:01,775 --> 00:13:03,510 -Are you serious? -I'll explain later. 387 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,945 Just-- I'll delay them as long as I can. 388 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:06,312 Hey, could you maybe just 389 00:13:06,346 --> 00:13:07,480 not be on the-the phone? 390 00:13:07,514 --> 00:13:08,581 -Yeah? Okay. -Oh, yeah. 391 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:09,783 Of course, sir. Yeah, I got to go. 392 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,651 -Please? Thank you. -Uh, sorry about that. 393 00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:12,819 -Very unprofessional. -Thank you very much. 394 00:13:12,852 --> 00:13:14,487 -Uh, apologies. -Yeah, that's okay. 395 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,257 Does it smell funky in here? 396 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,558 Very funky. 397 00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:20,928 -Oh, you guys picking up an aroma? -Yeah. 398 00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:22,462 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, all right. 399 00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:23,898 You-- There might be a funk to it, Mr. Malcolm. 400 00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,933 I did vomit in here earlier. 401 00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:28,802 Oh, oh, great. Thank you for that. 402 00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:32,372 Wow. And my name is not Mr. Malcolm, it's Aaron. 403 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,240 Okay, I got you. Yeah, yeah. 404 00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:35,375 We can go by whatever code name 405 00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:36,843 you feel most comfortable with, sir. 406 00:13:36,877 --> 00:13:38,578 You know, I can't imagine the pressures of being 407 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:40,413 -a Hollywood celebrity. -Oh, oh, please, please, please! 408 00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:41,581 - Watch the road, watch the road. - Oh, yeah! Shit! 409 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:44,018 -Jesus. -Pardon my language. 410 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:45,986 Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, pardon my driving. 411 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,254 I haven't driven a car in a long, long time. 412 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,690 I-- We really got to start vetting these drivers. 413 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,893 Okay? If we're driving around in these crappy town cars 414 00:13:52,927 --> 00:13:54,794 with lunatics and now we're flying coach? 415 00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:55,963 -Counterpoint. -Coach? 416 00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:57,965 I do like the grit. 417 00:13:57,998 --> 00:13:59,599 - Oh, my God. - Don't you? 418 00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:01,501 I mean, it's associating with the common man. 419 00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:02,836 -Talking about me? -Yes. 420 00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:04,471 -Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 421 00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:06,339 -Absolutely. -When I first stepped onto the boards 422 00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,008 in the Great White Way of Broadway... 423 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:11,544 -Oh, and here we go again about Broadway. -Was I in the role 424 00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:13,279 -of Richard III? No. -Were you? No? 425 00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,614 -Slipping it in, of course. -No. 426 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,983 -I was his understudy. -Okay. 427 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:17,985 - I never really got to be on stage. 428 00:14:18,018 --> 00:14:19,586 -Okay. -But I was very close. 429 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:20,988 You had to earn it, huh? 430 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:23,823 -You had to earn it. -It's all about the work, isn't it? 431 00:14:23,857 --> 00:14:24,959 -See? He's working, we're working. -Yeah, right? 432 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:26,426 Yeah, we're-- We are working. 433 00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,996 Now, you can never forget where you came from. 434 00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:31,364 -Remember how you got here? Remember, huh? -Yes. 435 00:14:31,397 --> 00:14:34,434 This clown lost all of his money playing slots 436 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,904 -at Pechanga. Yeah. -It-- I-I-- 437 00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:39,006 No, you have a problem. You know you have a problem. 438 00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:41,075 The first step: admitting you have a problem. 439 00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:44,477 I admit I am a servant to the gods of chance. 440 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:45,712 I pray at their altar. 441 00:14:45,745 --> 00:14:47,014 -Yeah, way too much. -Come on, baby. 442 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:48,348 -Way too much. -Yeah, come on, baby! 443 00:14:48,381 --> 00:14:50,383 Let 'er roll! 444 00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,052 -Let 'er rip! -No, this guy was a week away 445 00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:54,420 from sucking off tourists, okay? 446 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:57,057 -Oh, my God. -To pay his rent, and you know that. 447 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,858 Fellas, you're not gonna have to suck anyone off. 448 00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:01,327 I'm taking you guys straight to a private plane today. 449 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:02,862 -Hmm? -Oh, great. Finally. See? See? 450 00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:04,899 There you go. Aren't you happy? 451 00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:06,332 -Doesn't that feel nice? -I'm very happy. Yes. 452 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,767 Finally. Okay. 453 00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:09,904 Sorry, I happen to be getting another-another call here. 454 00:15:09,937 --> 00:15:11,771 - I got to take it. Hello, this is the driver. - Oh, my... 455 00:15:11,805 --> 00:15:14,607 Hey, Charlie! You said to call when we landed. 456 00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:16,609 What? We landed? 457 00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:19,546 We landed 20 minutes ago. I'm just gassing up. 458 00:15:19,579 --> 00:15:21,514 Oh, goddamn it, why didn't you tell me that? 459 00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:23,616 I wouldn't have eaten the disgusting oysters. 460 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,919 -Ugh. -You ate those oysters? 461 00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:26,486 What? You told me to. 462 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,688 That can is from a shellfish company I started 463 00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:30,090 with Tony Danza back in the '80s. 464 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:32,492 Tony's Oysters in a Can-za? 465 00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:34,427 -It was a catchy name. Didn't go anywhere. -Goddamn you. 466 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,030 Gross. I am out of here. 467 00:15:36,063 --> 00:15:37,430 Frank? 468 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:38,665 -Charlie. -Uh, this is Mr. Frank. 469 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:39,833 He's the owner of the plane. 470 00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,668 -Oh, perfect. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 471 00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:43,837 Uh, yes, Mr. Frank? I have the father and son. 472 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:46,907 You got them, Charlie? Bring them over right away. 473 00:15:46,941 --> 00:15:48,575 All right. Ha, ha! 474 00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:51,078 Charlie got Malcolm and his dad. 475 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:52,712 Oh, shit. Are you serious? 476 00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,681 -Oh, I'm staying. -What are you talking about? 477 00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:56,749 You've been complaining about getting off the plane. 478 00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:58,451 Now all of a sudden you're staying? 479 00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,087 All right. Hey, guys. Come on. 480 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,421 Let's go. Out of the cabin. 481 00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:02,957 What-what-- I'm not leaving my plane. 482 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,691 Oh, no, we've had this whole situation 483 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:06,593 where Jalen Hurts felt trapped and he just freaked out 484 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,595 -and ran away. -It was not Jalen Hurts, okay? 485 00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:09,997 -It was literally just some Black guy. -I-- It was definitely 486 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,464 -Jalen Hurts. Either way, -It was not Jalen Hurts. 487 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:12,765 -let's just go. Let's go. -Let's go. Come on. 488 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,500 -Up, up, up. -Ugh, all right, all right. 489 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,840 Now, this is how to travel. 490 00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:22,475 Yeah. 491 00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:25,045 Yeah, but I always wonder at whose expense. 492 00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,047 You know, when I was making my way 493 00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:28,883 on the Great White Way of Broadway... 494 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,750 -Oh, my God. Jesus-- Hey. -It was hard. 495 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:31,851 You know, I-I have an idea. 496 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:34,188 Why don't you just shut your eyes and go to sleep? 497 00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:37,523 And then I will let you know when you can wake up. 498 00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:39,525 -Okay? Shh. -Okay. Thank you. 499 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,195 Okay. 500 00:16:41,228 --> 00:16:43,063 -Oh, but sleep's for pussies. -Geez. 501 00:16:43,097 --> 00:16:45,531 Let's party, am I right? Hey, guys, I'm Dee. 502 00:16:45,565 --> 00:16:47,500 Jesus, where'd you come from? 503 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,435 I didn't know we were sharing the plane. 504 00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:51,504 - Yeah, I-- - Ah! 505 00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:53,140 Hi, I'm Frank, the owner. 506 00:16:53,173 --> 00:16:55,042 And you don't have to share the plane. 507 00:16:55,075 --> 00:16:58,645 This plane, this pretty little bird can be yours 508 00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:01,481 for a mere price of $35 mil. 509 00:17:01,514 --> 00:17:02,715 Sorry, actually, um... 510 00:17:02,749 --> 00:17:03,984 -It's a beautiful bird. -Hey, guys, don't worry. 511 00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:05,752 We're not-not here to sell you a plane. Frank, please, don't. 512 00:17:05,785 --> 00:17:07,553 Yeah, we want to-- We-we'd sell the plane 513 00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:09,189 -We would, but that's not the point. -if you would go for it, 514 00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:10,657 -you'd buy it. -Just-- We're not selling the plane. 515 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,525 -Okay, we're here to sell you, um-- -A lifestyle 516 00:17:12,558 --> 00:17:13,994 -No, no. -and ill-fitting suits. 517 00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:15,795 - No, no, no, uh, that-that's also wrong. 518 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:17,231 -We're not selling any of that, okay? -Okay. 519 00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:18,899 No, no, no. Let's-let's... No. 520 00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,067 We're here to sell you a, uh-- 521 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,668 Nickelschläger! 522 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:22,970 No, goddamn it! None of that. 523 00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,238 None of that. Okay, listen-listen to me. Listen. 524 00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:25,705 -Look, we're just-- Listen. -He's the driver. 525 00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:27,540 Let's just start over, okay? 526 00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:29,243 We're gonna start all over, and we're gonna do it 527 00:17:29,276 --> 00:17:31,111 with a firm handshake. 528 00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:34,048 Oh. I'm not supposed to. 529 00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:35,581 - Oh, come on, man. - I think you're in 530 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:36,951 an abusive relationship. 531 00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:39,852 Okay! This is absolutely insane. 532 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:41,554 Put your hand down, Bryan. 533 00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:43,690 But I don't mind shaking his hand, really, I don't-- 534 00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:45,092 No, put it down, you silly little bitch. 535 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,260 Put it down. 536 00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:48,661 -Put it down. -No. 537 00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,030 Don't you touch him. 538 00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:52,166 I said no. 539 00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:54,767 What? Oh, my God. 540 00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:56,536 What is happening? 541 00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:59,039 Sit down. 542 00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:00,975 Please, just sit down. 543 00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:03,743 -You want us to sit down? -Sit down, please, 544 00:18:03,776 --> 00:18:05,778 -all of you. -We-we will sit down. 545 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:07,081 Yeah, why don't we all sit down? 546 00:18:07,114 --> 00:18:10,284 I don't ask for a lot. 547 00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:12,886 An Emmy here, a Tony there. 548 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,855 Little pocket change for the one-armed succubus in Reno. 549 00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:17,057 But you. 550 00:18:18,624 --> 00:18:21,095 You, you're-- It's never enough for you. 551 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:22,896 You want it all. 552 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,965 And you deceived me into thinking 553 00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:27,600 that-that I wanted it all, too, and I don't. 554 00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:30,737 And you took charge of our little operation, 555 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,672 and ever since then, 556 00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:36,609 you've been... you've been controlling my life. 557 00:18:39,013 --> 00:18:41,647 You control everything. 558 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:45,252 Or do you? 559 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:50,090 Maybe... 560 00:18:50,124 --> 00:18:52,759 you are the one being deceived. 561 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:56,130 Maybe being the front man 562 00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,765 of an alcohol business 563 00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:02,069 places your head so far out in front of you 564 00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:04,905 that you don't even realize 565 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,573 that your neck is exposed. 566 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:10,643 Enough to be lopped off 567 00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,212 by a public 568 00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:14,647 so thirsty to taste the blood 569 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,017 of greedy celebrities. 570 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,188 So, when they come-- 571 00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:23,689 and they will-- 572 00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:26,026 who are they gonna come after, huh? 573 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,929 The sweet, hapless boob... 574 00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:33,033 ...or the slick-talking, scheming millennial? 575 00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:39,173 So, I ask you... 576 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,042 ...bitch... 577 00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,980 ...who is really in charge here? 578 00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:53,619 Boom. 579 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:56,390 And that, my friends, 580 00:19:56,423 --> 00:19:57,991 is acting. 581 00:19:58,025 --> 00:19:59,960 What? Wow! 582 00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,262 -What?! -Wait, wait. 583 00:20:02,296 --> 00:20:03,997 -That was-- -That-that was all fake? 584 00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,832 Made it all up. Fake, fake, fake, fake. 585 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,167 No offense, anything I said. 586 00:20:07,201 --> 00:20:08,335 -Oh, no, you're welcome... -I was just joking. 587 00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:09,802 But I do love to perform. 588 00:20:09,836 --> 00:20:11,871 -I do, it's in my blood. -You got the stuff. 589 00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:14,208 Uh, you should consider doing a drama, Mr. Middle. 590 00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:15,708 -You really should consider doing drama. -Yeah. 591 00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,010 -That's a good idea. -I think you got the goods, man. 592 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:18,378 Hey, so listen, do you guys want to invest? 593 00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,248 -Boss? -Fuck no. 594 00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:23,984 -Fuck no! No. -Fuck no! 595 00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,185 Of course not. I don't want to spend 596 00:20:25,219 --> 00:20:26,186 another moment with you crazies. 597 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,021 -Not another minute. -You people are insane. 598 00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:29,890 Get me off this plane.