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A tragic ferry accident
today-- apparently a ferry
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rammed into the shoreline at
full speed near a local power
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plant there.
There are multiple fatalities
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and injuries reported at this
hour.
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That's really
depressing, and how do you lose
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control of a ferry?
They're slow as shit.
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- Guy must've been drunk.
- Yeah.
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Hey-yo! Check out my
new threads.
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Picked them up at the airport.
What were you doing
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at the airport?
I don't know, just farting
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around.
I found this shop full of this
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stuff.
Look at that!
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I got some for everybody.
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"Life is happy"?
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What the hell is that?
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Well, it's-it's clothing that
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supports a positive message.
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I mean, you wear it and you
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celebrate that life is happy,
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baby.
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In other news, a man is in
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custody for murder of a state
witness who was brutally
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beheaded by an assailant
wielding a stop sign.
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A man seeking justice is
beheaded by a maniac with a stop
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sign.
You're right, Frank, life is
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happy.
The suspect in custody is a
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59-year-old repeat felon by the
name of Luther MacDonald.
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Holy shit-- that's my dad!
If convicted, MacDonald could
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face the death penalty.
Can you believe what they're
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saying about my dad having
killed that guy?!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, why-why
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wouldn't I believe that?
No way.
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This has got to be bullshit.
He's innocent, and I'm not gonna
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let the State kill him.
I'm gonna save my dad's life.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Thanks for coming with me, man.
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Well, you're forcing me to.
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Yeah, well...
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So I'm here.
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Of course, of course.
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We got to show support for my
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dad, right?
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We got to let him know that we
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know he didn't do it.
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I know, but I believe that he
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did, so...
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Well, are you gonna be cool?
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I'll be cool, you know, as
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long as he doesn't ask us to
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shove heroin up our ass again,
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I'll-I'll be cool.
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He might and I might do it.
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Well, you would enjoy it more
than I would.
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Uh, here he comes.
Oh, here he comes.
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Oh, Dad! He looks great, huh?
Dad! Da-Dad! Hey! How are you?
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It's been so long! Look!
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I-I brought a picture of Mom
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here just to make you feel more
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at home.
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She looks good, right?
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And, uh, me-- what about me?
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How do I look? Do I look cool?
Give it a rest.
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Do I look cool?
What do you want?
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Uh, we-we just wanted to come
by and tell you that we believe
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that there is no way that you
did this.
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You didn't do it, right, Dad?
No.
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Right. I knew it! I knew it!
Another innocent man being
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railroaded by the system!
Besides, there's no way that you
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could've done this.
You have a bad shoulder and
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that's why you could never have
a catch with me, remember?
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Right.
Yeah, yeah.
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Well, Charlie and I just want to
let you know that we will not
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rest until you are proven
innocent.
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Look, I got a lawyer
appointed to me.
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It'll be fine.
No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr.
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Mac, uh, you really don't want
to put your life in the hands of
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a public defender.
I mean, those guys are absolute
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clowns.
I tell you what-- I'd be
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interested to take a look at
your case, you know, if-if you
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want a little outside help.
I specialize in bird law mostly,
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but I know my way...
Stay out of this!
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Both of you!
I do not want you stirring
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things up!
You hear me?
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Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you,
Dad.
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Um, one last thing, though.
I love you and I...
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Oh, I love you!
I love you, Dad!
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I love you!
He can't hear me because of
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this...
Uh, he definitely heard you.
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And the glass is too thick.
I think there's something...
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something wrong with that.
Yeah.
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Uh, all right.
We're now being told the
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ferry captain was intentionally
trying to steer the ferry into
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the nearby power plant.
The captain has tested negative
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for alcohol and drugs.
The guy wasn't even drunk!
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This was a sober man purposely
steering a ship into a power
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plant.
Oh, God, the world is a very
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depressing place.
You guys are depressing.
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I'm trying to enjoy my cone
over here.
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Turn that crap off!
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Yeah, baby!
There they are! The usual
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suspects!
Pondy! Just the man I want to
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see!
Now, this man loves life!
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I'd love to get into some shots.
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Line them up, Frankie!
Line them up!
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Now we got some positive
vibes in here.
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You are his AA sponsor, right?
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Never change, Dee.
I love it! Come on!
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Do a shot with me.
Come on-- shot, shot, shot!
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I will say I feel like a shot
might make me feel better.
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I think I need to do a shot
at this point.
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All right, to the brim.
Let's go, Frank, all right.
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Yeah, you're looking pretty
dapper there, Bill-- you hittin'
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it hard, or what?
I'm celebrating today, baby.
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What's the special occasion?
I'm gonna kill myself.
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What?
Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drink
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myself to death.
Yeah, I botched it.
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Life, you know?
Old B.P. had a good run, though,
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you know?
It's like there's this tiny
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little soul man in my body
driving me around.
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That little soul man's ready to
power old Bill down and move on
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to the next party monster.
Aw, come on, you guys own a bar,
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right?
You watch people slowly kill
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themselves every day, am I
right?
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Keep it open.♪
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Charlie, this is a huge waste
of time.
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No, no, no, no, this is
standard procedure.
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They do this on every crime
show.
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You know, the murder police come
down to the scene of the crime
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and they find some blue-collar
guy and they talk to him while
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he's working.
Let's just talk to this guy over
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here-- he could know something,
right?
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Why would he know anything?
He's moving crates from one
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place to...
Will you just listen to me?
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All right?
Excuse me, sir, uh, do you work
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here?
Yes.
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Please, don't stop your work.
They never do on TV.
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Go ahead and place that bag
down.
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Uh, now, are you familiar with
the beheading that took place
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here last week?
Are you a cop?
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No. But, uh, I do work on the
behalf of the accused.
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I'm taking care of his interests
and whatnot.
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This is his son, uh, Ronald.
You're Luther's kid?
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Yeah. That's right, bozo.
And I'm willing to do whatever
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it takes to make sure he doesn't
get the death penalty, all
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right?
Is that a threat?
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Why don't you tell us what
you saw.
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I didn't see either of those
guys, okay?
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There was more than one guy?
I said too much.
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I don't want any trouble, okay?
Well, then stop giving us
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trouble, and tell us if there
was another guy.
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My lips are sealed, guys.
Then unseal them, or I'll
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unseal them for you!
Hey, hey, hey, what the hell
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are you doing?
You can't threaten this guy.
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Threaten? I wasn't threatening
him.
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How do you not know what a
threat sounds like?
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Oh, you mean the "lips" thing?
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Yes, the "lips" thing.
Charlie, he's got words in
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his lips-- I needed to get them
out.
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I know the words are in his
lips-- I saw them in there.
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Just let me... you know, let me
coax them out.
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Otherwise, you're gonna freak
the guy out, all right?
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Just let me handle it, okay?
Sir, your lips are fine. I...
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Great.
That happens to us way too much.
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Yeah.♪
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I mean, I don't really care
that much about Bill, I just
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don't want him dying in the bar.
We've had too many deaths...
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We should probably try not to
have another one.
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We got to show Pondy life is
worth living.
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Right. I'm not real excited
about Maureen being a part of
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this, but yeah, we'll do it.
Ah.
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W...
Hello, Dennis.
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Oh, God. Maureen, what's
going on with your face?
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What have you done?
I've had a few surgical
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procedures to enhance my natural
beauty.
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You look like a cat.
Yes, exactly.
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Cats are beautiful.
Where are your breasts?
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Oh, they're in my face.
Great. Um, I don't really
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have time for this shit, so,
have you gathered Bill's family
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for us?
Me-yes.
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You kids remember Uncle Dennis?
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He came to talk to us about
something important.
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Go ahead, baby.
Yeah. Uh...
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Are you two getting back
together?
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Oh, no.
I think so.
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Uh, no, never.
Uh, uh, okay.
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Um, listen, you guys, your dad--
he needs your help right now.
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He's in a pretty tough spot.
I don't call him "Dad."
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I call him Mr. Cocksucker,
'cause he sucks so many cocks
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Weird.
Uh, I'm not going to call him
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that, okay?
I'll just refer to him as
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"Bill," I guess from now...
Yeah.
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Okay, so, listen, here's the
thing.
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He is at our bar right now
drinking himself to death.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
What? No, that's not
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fantastic.
The man's trying to kill
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himself.
If he dies, we get money.
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When I get my money, I want
to buy a new cell phone.
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I'm gonna a gun, because I'm
the man of the house.
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Oh, shit, no.
This kid should not have a...
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No.
No, no. Please.
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We're trying to show Bill that
life is worth living.
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Your dad loves you.
No, he doesn't.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Has he not said it? Because
I'm telling you, he just...
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He does.
No. He told me. He said, "I
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do not love you. You're a punk."
He called me too fat to be a
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slut, and tried to serve me an
omelet with cocaine in it.
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Listen, guys, this is about
forgiving Bill, your dad, okay?
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It's not about blaming him.
No.
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Oh, I blame you, too.
You and and the other hookers he
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slept with.
Hold on a second. I'm not...
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I'm not a hooker.
I never have been.
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Nah.
You're a hooker.
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You're a fat slut!
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Oh, oh. Oh, okay, all...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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And you... you ruined his
sister with the divorce, and
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look at her face.
She looks like a cat.
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Cats are magical.
I kind of like...
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I mean, maybe you could get some
fur. Yeah.
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Oh, I like that idea.
What are you talking? No!
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Do you think you could do a
tail?
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I don't see why I couldn't do
a tail.
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Don't-don't... No.
Yeah. You could go full cat
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and start wearing humans on your
sweatshirt.
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No one is turning themselves
into a goddamn cat with my
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money! Can we focus here?
Let-Let's... let's get back to
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showing Bill that life is happy.
Bill's a lying, cheating,
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drug-addict piece of garbage,
and we all hope he dies.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Dad, hey, um, so, I-I
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know you told us to stay out of
it, but, but we found out that
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there was another guy.
Also, we got a stop sign and
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recreated the murder, and there
was no way that you could have
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swung that.
Actually, I kind of jacked my
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shoulder up a little bit.
The way that you...
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Do you realize what you've done?
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No. Yeah. No. I told him, Mr.
Mac.
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I said, "Hey, stealing a stop
sign-- that's a felony," and as
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your counsel, I did advise
against it.
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I'm talking about you going
to the crime scene.
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Word's out my son is
intimidating witnesses.
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Now, that makes me look like I'm
guilty.
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Oh.
Oh, yes.
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Your dad'd be a good lawyer.
His idea.
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But, look, the point is, we
found out that this other guy
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exists.
All we need to do is get his
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name, and then I can rat on him.
Do not be a rat!
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Stop... trying... to handle it,
or I... am going to have to
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handle you, okay?
Okay, Daddy.
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Oh.
I love you, Dad.
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Oh, let it go. Let it go.
Oh... it's just I thought
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maybe...
Yeah.
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It's not broken.
No. Yeah, it's working fine,
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isn't it?
No, it works.
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He seemed a little... he seemed
a little upset.
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All right... plan "B" here.
I got an idea.
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Why don't we check the guest
record, right, because maybe
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that guy came to visit my dad?
Oh, the other guy signed in?
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Yes.
And, uh, that's a good point.
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Luther MacDonald visited
by... Bonnie Kelly?
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Holy shit!
Well, that's the same name as
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my mom.
It is your mom.
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Nah. I'm sure there's plenty
of Bonnie Kellys.
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You know, they probably all sign
their name with those weird,
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squiggly lines, and...
Cursive? Are-are you talking
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about cursive, dude?
Uh... cursive?
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Cursive. Everybody can
under...
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Okay, look it doesn't matter...
We have to figure out why she
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came to visit my dad.
And why is she signing my
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mom's name?
Goddamn it...
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Hey!
Bill, we want to talk to you.
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We got to talk.
Hey, you guys see this?
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It was another ferry that ran
into the power plant.
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Copycat crime.
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Hilarious, right?
No!
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No. There are black and white
areas in life, Bill, and that's
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a... that's a black area.
Uh, look, turn it off.
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We want to focus on the positive
in life now, Pondy.
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Yeah, yeah, which is why
we're all wearing these
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ill-fitting T-shirts.
Yeah.
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Right.
Okay, we want to show you
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some reasons why life is worth
living.
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Yeah.
And, Dennis, you're up.
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Okay, so, uh, I like a good
mani-pedi.
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Uh.
Yeah, I like... I like a
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good, healthy nail. I love one.
You know, you get your... you
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get your nail beds clean, you
get your cuticles pushed back,
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right?
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That's great.
You get your hangnails all
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trimmed up... by one of those
nice ladies over there.
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You know, a lot of those are
sex workers.
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Yeah, the gals at the nail salon
there-- yeah, they're
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prostitutes.
They're trafficked in.
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Usually in shipping containers.
I mean, they're, like, crammed
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in there, you know, like-like
sardines, shipped with sardines
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sometimes.
Oh.
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It's ugly, but the point is,
those ladies doing your nails
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probably tugged a guy off right
before you.
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They ship 'em in in shipping
containers?
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That's depressing as hell.
Uh, uh...
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Goddamn!
All right, Dee?
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Me?
You, you're up, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Hey, Bill, you know,
for me, uh, really it's just the
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simple things that I like in my
life, like a moonlight walk or
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a-a cozy, warm nap.
Or a delicious, ripe piece of
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fruit, you know?
Oh.
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Mmm.
The, uh, sex workers use
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fruit during the act.
What?
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Yeah. Yeah, well, the citrus
masks the taste of a dirty penis.
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In fact, 95% of fruit has
usually been in someone's
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orifice before it even reaches
the market.
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Okay. Okay, I'm done.
He's ruined fruit for me, so I'm
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done.
You've made fruit depressing.
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All right, well, I got this.
Okay, all right, what makes me
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happy is, like, you know, at
night, a ride around town in a
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limousine, partying, having a
good time.
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When I'm on my way home, I'll
pass a bum.
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I take a balloon with some
champagne in it, lob it out and
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bean him.
He only gets a little bit in his
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mouth.
He doesn't get the whole thing.
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Right.
Not even a full sip of it.
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And you say, "Hey, how do you
like a taste of the good life,
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you sack of shit?"
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Hey, that's a...
God, that is awful!
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That is a horrible thing to do
to another human being!
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Goddamn you!
Hey, get over here, Frank.
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Get over here.
Well...
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Okay, that's it, I'm done.
All right, this is depressing
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as shit.
I'm not doing this anymore.
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In fact, I'm starting to think
that his family was right.
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You guys, what if we took out a
life insurance policy on the
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guy?
I mean, if he's gonna do it
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anyway, we might as well make a
little money off of it.
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Hmm, that's dark.
Yeah, I know.
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But can you take a life
insurance policy out on anybody?
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Does it work that way?
Mm, it's a gray area, but I
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think I got a guy, I could twist
his arm, we could get one.
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Okay, I say we embrace the
gray area of life, okay, because
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what we're doing is not working.
What, the state can murder
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somebody without them even
wanting to die but a grown man
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can't kill himself if he wants
to?
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A man should be able to end
his life if he wants...
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He's a grown American man.
We're American.
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Aw, to hell with him.
We tried. I give up.
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00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:05,651
Great, Frank.
Glad you're on our side.
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You're a terrible sponsor, by
the way.
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00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:10,038
Yeah.
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00:14:13,242 --> 00:14:16,411
Okay, so why were you
visiting Luther, Mom?
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I went to go...
She don't know nothin' about
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nothin'.
Look, we know there was
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another guy in on this, all
right?
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00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:24,503
So, come on, anything you can
give us.
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00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,588
He was staying here for a few
months.
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He was here for a few months?
Mom, why wouldn't you tell me
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00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,592
that?
Mm.
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00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,929
Okay, well-well, was he here
on the night of the murder?
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00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:37,766
Uh, no.
Mom, don't lie, okay?
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00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,768
Okay, yes.
Quiet, Bonnie.
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00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:41,770
No, no.
Mom, if you know something,
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00:14:41,938 --> 00:14:44,773
you got to tell me.
I can't lie to my Charlie.
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00:14:44,941 --> 00:14:48,360
Good! Tell me everything.
Okay. They were both here.
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They were both inside me.
Eduardo was in my mouth, and
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Luther was in my butt.
Oh, my God, no, don't tell me
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everything.
What? No! What?!
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00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,787
Damn it, Bonnie.
Eduardo who?
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Sanchez.
Holy shit. Tell us more.
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00:15:01,591 --> 00:15:05,460
Then Luther went in Eduardo's
butt for a while.
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00:15:05,595 --> 00:15:08,630
Tell us less. Tell us less.
Then they both "completed" on
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each other.
I-I was left out of the finale.
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And then Eduardo went out and
then he killed somebody and
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00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:19,641
then... th... Well, that's all I
know.
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Jesus goddamn Christ, Mom.
If you know that, just say that.
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Don't tell me the whole thing
about banging every single guy
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that comes in the house.
If you just know about-about the
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murder, just say the murder
part!
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00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:30,452
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, this is crazy.
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00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,454
You guys know what this means?
That my father was trying to
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establish dominance, and that's
the only reason he was in his
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butt or...
What are you tal... Why are
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00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:37,492
you focused on that?
Well, it's about power.
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00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:39,244
We have our guy now.
I feel like we should make
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that known, that it's about
power, okay?
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00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:42,414
Let's not make any of it known.
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00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:44,666
We got to go to the police.
Don't be a rat.
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00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,668
All right, look, Mrs. Mac,
we're not gonna rat, all right?
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We're gonna figure something
else out.
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00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:50,722
Good?
Mm.
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00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:54,176
Okay, you're off words again.
Great. Uh, and, Mom, don't bang
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every guy that comes into the
house.
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00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:58,513
How 'bout that?
Okay, I won't, sweetie.
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Okay.
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00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:04,852
It is my gift to you.
This is... this is great.
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00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:06,637
Thank you.
Guys, guys, guys, we've had a
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major break in my dad's case.
What's Ponderosa doing here?
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00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:12,559
Oh, he's, uh, gonna drink
himself to death, so we took out
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a life insurance policy on him.
Oh, cool, yeah.
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00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:17,930
Pretty dark, though, right?
We've been over this.
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00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,765
We've justified this already.
Don't worry about it.
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00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,434
We're okay with it.
Fair enough.
400
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,889
Uh, turns out that Mac's dad
didn't kill the guy.
401
00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,902
No, there was another man in on
this.
402
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,419
Yeah, it's gonna look really
bad if I rat on this man Eduardo
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00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:29,406
Sanchez, so I can't say his
name.
404
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:30,691
Uh...
You just did.
405
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,743
You just ratted him out.
You said his name.
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00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,745
By the way, another guy being
there doesn't mean that your dad
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00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,747
didn't do it.
He might've done it with the
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00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:38,365
other guy.
Oh, no, uh, my dad
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00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,033
established dominance over this
man.
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00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,919
All right, well, let's not...
Oh, what-what does that mean?
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00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:43,704
What's this?
Uh, there's some weird prison
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00:16:43,838 --> 00:16:45,339
sex going on.
He may or may not have been a
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power bottom.
The bottom line is he talked
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00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,569
his lover into doing the murder
for him.
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00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:50,427
Not his lover, his prison bitch.
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00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:53,347
Hey, what if I confess? Hmm?
What?
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00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,882
Yeah, I could take my own
life while saving your dad's.
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00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:58,552
Everybody wins.
Well, yeah, except everyone
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00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,555
would think that you decapitated
a man with a stop sign.
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00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,974
Ooh, even better.
Oh, that'll really embarrass the
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00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,310
wife.
Okay, I like where this is
422
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,312
going, but I got to bring
something up here.
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00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:11,231
Um, if you were to do that-- and
I don't want to be crass or, you
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00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:13,533
know-- but how would that
affect, uh, the...
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00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:15,535
Oh, we still get the money.
Yeah?
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00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:17,537
I bought the most expensive
policy I could.
427
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,623
Great.
Let's go confess, baby!
428
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:23,744
Yeah.
I can't... I'm sorry.
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00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:26,213
I just... I don't get how it's
dominant if they finished on
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00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:28,966
each other.
How is that dominant?
431
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,134
It's dominant because he
finished first.
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00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,804
Then he allowed Eduardo to
finish.
433
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:35,973
No, you're making that up.
You don't know that.
434
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,809
Oh, oh, there's Bill.
Oh, hey.
435
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:41,762
Well, I did it. I confessed.
Why aren't you in handcuffs
436
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,398
then?
Weirdest thing, I'm sitting
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00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:47,567
in the interrogation room, you
know, sobering up a little bit,
438
00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:49,770
looking at myself in the two-way
mirror and I kept reading this
439
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:52,739
shirt.
Yeah. Yeah, I started thinking,
440
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:56,493
"You know what, life is happy.
I want to live!"
441
00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,495
Well, then what did you
confess about?
442
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,614
Eduardo Sanchez.
That guy you were talking about?
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00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,916
Turns out he's some big gang
member that they've been after
444
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:06,253
for years.
Yeah, your dad's innocent.
445
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:08,955
Holy shit, my dad's gonna get
off.
446
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:13,093
That means I'm a hero!
I did it!
447
00:18:13,211 --> 00:18:16,296
Dad, Dad, we did it.
We did it.
448
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,344
Yeah, we did it!
They're gonna nail this Eduardo
449
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,600
Sanchez guy and you're gonna
walk free.
450
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:21,509
I saved you.
451
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:22,943
- Saved me?
- Yeah.
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00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:24,852
You buried me.
453
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,286
Now everyone in here thinks I'm
a rat.
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00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:30,569
They're gonna kill me in here.
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00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,303
Because of you.
456
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:35,564
I'm-I'm sorry.
457
00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,455
I still love you.
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00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,326
I don't.
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00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:43,828
He definitely heard you.
460
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,325
You know, he can... he can hear you.
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He didn't mean that, though.
He was just upset
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