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What an awesome night it's been, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Good night, what a night.
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You know, you know,
when I first started working at Paddy's,
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this place was way more
likely to host a dog fight
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than an event like tonight.
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In fact, when I first walked in,
there were two dogs fighting.
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- Sure.
- They were, like, strays or something
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that had wandered in? No one noticed.
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- I don't know.
- Anyway, the point is,
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that this place has changed.
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You know? It's really evolved.
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And it's been so welcoming
of this brown-skinned girl
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and her liberal ideals.
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They're like family now.
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Which is saying a lot,
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since the first time I met Frank,
he pulled a gun on me.
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Misunderstanding. Not racial.
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Thanks, Frank. Anyway, the point is,
Paddy's is now a place
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where progressive-minded people
like us can feel at home.
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And I think that is worth
a round of applause.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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You think those liberal
morons bought it?
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- Oh, yeah!
- They bought every word you said.
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Oh, we've never been this successful.
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This wine is selling like crazy.
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And look,
it's called "Conservative Whine,"
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but it's spelled with an "H,"
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'cause it's like "We're whining."
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It's a pun.
It's a play on the word "wine."
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Yeah. Yeah, Mac, I get it.
I came up with it.
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- Yeah. yeah.
- Yeah, so smart. Shut up, Mac.
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- So smart.
- I get it, I get it.
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We're squeezing those liberal
boners for all they got,
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and we're just gonna
keep on squeezing them.
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- Yeah.
- Uh, no, we're not.
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- No, we're not.
- Dee, try to keep up, man.
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- Okay?
- I'm sorry.
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- Got to keep up.
- Look.
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These liberals are easy.
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It's the conservative
crowd we're going after.
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- How?
- Nice. How? Whatcha thinking?
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Oh, uh, a little thing like...
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we're gonna make Paddy's great again.
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All right.
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- Hello, guys! Welcome!
- Hello.
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Thank you for letting me host
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- the planning evening.
- Uh-huh. What'd you make?
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Yes, I made Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese
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and some energy drinks for everybody.
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It's all he ever makes
and it's un-edible.
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Okay, whatever.
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Let's get to the plan.
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Uh, ooh, ooh.
Sorry, um, for interrupting.
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I just wanted to do the unveiling first,
if that's cool.
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- The unveiling of what?
- Okay, everybody,
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are you ready?
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Bam.
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- All right, what's up?
- What's going on?
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Oh, well,
I-I got into really good shape.
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Am I hitting the light right?
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Wh-What... what's happening?
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- Why?
- Why?
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I don't know,
I thought maybe we could use it.
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Use it for what?
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For the bar.
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- How?
- How?
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Well, Cindy, do you think maybe
we could fit this into the plan?
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I don't think so.
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I don't really know
what's going on here, though.
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- Me, neither.
- Yeah, no one ever really knows what's going on with Mac.
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- He's fat, he's skinny, he's muscular, it's...
- It's best to ignore it.
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It's really a cry for
help and attention,
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- I think, so...
- Yeah.
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...what you do in that
situation is you ignore those.
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Yeah, treat it like a baby.
Treat it like a toddler.
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- We're not gonna... put it into the plan?
- That make sense?
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Why did I... why did I do it?
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- Nobody knows.
- We don't know.
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- So, I have a great plan.
- Should I put my shirt on?
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- But...
- I think that's best.
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Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, congrats,
Mac, it looks really good.
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- Good job.
- Can we figure out a way
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- to incorporate later?
- Let's just move past it now,
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- 'cause it's dinnertime.
- Yeah?
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You guys like me, right?
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- So...
- Okay,
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I have a plan how we are
gonna shut down Murphy's Pub.
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What's that?
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- What's Murphy's Pub? What is that?
- Wait, what is that?
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Murphy's Pub?
It's around the corner from you guys.
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- Oh, the bar, the bar.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The super successful
bar around the corner.
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- They do well.
- Why would we shut that down?
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Because they do, like, five times
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- the business that we do.
- They do?
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Yeah, so we're gonna poach
their customers, shut them down,
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thereby making Paddy's great again.
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- Whoa! That is so smart.
- That is smart.
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Why have we never
thought about doing that?
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I don't know,
we're gonna steal their customers.
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Ah, this is the waitress.
Do you guys mind if I get this?
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Yeah, we're right in the middle...
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Hey, honey.
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Sorry, I'm in a meeting.
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Are you just...
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You're just checking in?
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I don't know.
Is the TV just not working?
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All right.
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Can I call you later or something,
'cause I'm just...
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We're super bu... we're in the thing.
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Yeah, I'll check in later.
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- Sorry, she was just checking in.
- Oh, cool.
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Yeah. All right, so what's up?
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- So, how are we gonna do this?
- I'm gonna take you through the plan.
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There's a lot of moving pieces,
and you each play
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- a crucial part.
- It's here! It's here!
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Cindy, I am so sorry for interrupting,
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but it has finally arrived,
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and I think you are going
to be very impressed
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with what is inside this crate.
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- Another rocket launcher.
- No, Frank.
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Much cooler than that.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
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What am I looking at here, Mac?
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- What? What do you mean?
- Oh...
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- Is that a sex doll?
- Yeah.
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- Is that Dennis?
- Well, yeah, of course.
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- Is that part of the plan?
- No!
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Why did you get a sex doll
of your old roommate?
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Because you told me to get one.
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- I definitely did not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was, I was super sad about
my old roommate leaving,
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and you said I needed something
Dennis-shaped to fill my hole.
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No, Mac, I said that you obviously had
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a Dennis-shaped hole in your
life that you needed to fill.
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How is that not the same thing?
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Okay, I obviously wanted you to,
I don't know, maybe start dating
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or do something,
not get a sex doll of your best friend.
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- No, not best friend.
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
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- Yeah, sorry, not best friend.
- He didn't like him much.
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He left him a contact number
for where he was gonna be
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in North Dakota, but it ended
up being a mental health line.
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- Yeah.
- He miswrote
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- one of the digits, and that...
- Nah, he knew what he was doing.
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- He was avoiding him.
- No, it was not a mistake.
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All right, well, look, guys,
either way, it's not weird.
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It's not like I'm
gonna have sex with it.
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He's gonna have sex with that
the second we walk out of this door.
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No. It might just be cool to have around
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for, like, companionship, you know?
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- Nah, he wants to bang it.
- I'm not gonna bang it.
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- This is the waitress again. Should I get it?
- Oh, my God, come on.
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Okay, you know what,
you know what, this is just...
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this is not gonna work here, all right?
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Let's just go.
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Please get rid of the doll.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll get rid of the doll.
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It was a misunderstanding, you know?
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Like, I'm not gonna have sex with it.
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He is. The second we leave,
he's gonna bang it.
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Okay, guys, I am going to use
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social media to spread fake news
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that Murphy's hired an
alt-right figurehead
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to speak at their pub.
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The liberals are gonna protest,
while the conservatives are
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gonna march for the speaker's
First Amendment rights,
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and that is where Frank comes in.
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A tuba? What am I gonna do with a tuba?
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You're gonna play it
to enflame the crowd.
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Dee, we're gonna need to
distract Murphy's security guard
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- with a pretty blonde.
- Okay.
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You want me to go find one?
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No. I'm talking about you.
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Oh, you want me to flirt? Oh, wow.
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Normally I'm on lookout
while Dennis flirts.
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But okay, I'm in.
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- Great. Next part of the plan. Now, listen up...
- Oh, hey, guys.
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So, so sorry.
Cindy, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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- Got held up, but I am ready.
- What is this?
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Why did you bring that thing?
I told you to get rid of it!
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Oh, I tried, but apparently,
I cannot return the doll
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due to the custom nature
of the usage of the doll.
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- Banging its mouth.
- Right.
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I guess some people do.
I don't know, but I don't know.
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Either way, what do you guys think?
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- About what?
- I'm shirtless in the duster.
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Oh, yeah. Why?
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- Well, I thought that could work.
- Toward what?
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I don't know.
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This is Cindy's plan.
Cindy, how does this work?
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It doesn't. Stop trying to
shoehorn your shirtless-ness
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into plans that have no need for it.
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Well, I feel like this is
what Dennis would've done.
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Yeah, but Dennis
had a reason for it, man!
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And you're not Dennis!
You're never gonna be, all right?
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- So just drop it.
- This, by the way,
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- is desperate and sad.
- It's just sad, dude.
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It was his idea anyway, so...
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I'm sorry,
the sex doll gave you an idea?
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Well, not exactly,
but you know, it was, like,
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when I was sitting there with him,
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I was sort of picturing
what Dennis would say.
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- Oh.
- And that's...
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- Nice one, man.
- What?
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Oh, something the doll just said.
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The doll talks to you now?
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No, the doll's not talking to me,
but like he said,
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I was picturing what Dennis
might've said in the situation
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and Dennis just said
something really funny.
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- What was it?
- Well, it was about you, Dee.
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- I just heard it.
- Do you picture it?
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I heard it. Oh, yeah.
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- I heard it.
- It's...
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What the hell are you
guys talking about?
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- It called me a bird.
- Yes! It did.
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- Exactly.
- So you did hear it.
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- We all heard it.
- Bird.
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How is that funny?
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It's-it's really not.
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It's just the way Dennis
would have said it.
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You can just sort of picture
it coming out of his mouth.
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Okay, okay, cool, but, guys,
can we just get back to the plan?
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- Yes.
- Mac's shirtless plan, or...?
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Mac's shirtless plan.
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No, he did not have a plan.
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Our plan. My plan.
To shut down Murphy's.
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Dee, you're gonna flirt
with the security guard.
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Frank, tuba. Mac, Charlie,
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I need you to change
labels on wine bottles.
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Okay? Any questions?
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Yes?
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The blowjob mouth,
did it come standard on the doll
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or did you customize that?
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It's not a blowjob mouth, Dee.
Don't be crass.
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I requested that the doll feel as though
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- it's in mid-conversation.
- Oh.
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- Okay. Any other questions?
- Yup.
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Not about the sex doll.
241
00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:24,712
"Liberal Tears." It's so funny because
242
00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:26,381
the liberals are always
whining about stuff
243
00:09:26,383 --> 00:09:27,599
and the conservatives drink it up.
244
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,734
- They're drinking their tears.
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
245
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,268
No, Cindy's brilliant, man.
246
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,538
And using all the glitter and
stuff was a great idea, too,
247
00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,807
- you know what I mean?
- Yeah, I had a good idea about the glitter.
248
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,342
I was thinking maybe
you would slather it
249
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,611
all over my naked torso
and we would use that.
250
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,629
Why?
251
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,832
Oh, well, that can just be a
part of the plan, you know?
252
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:46,434
It doesn't have anything to
do with anything, though.
253
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,569
Well, then why did I do all
this working out, Charlie?
254
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Nobody knows, man.
255
00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:51,239
- All right, guys. What do you think?
- Whoa!
256
00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,308
- Wow, Dee, you look great!
- Really?
257
00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:54,643
Yeah, I hate to admit it,
258
00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:56,177
but this look's kind of working for you.
259
00:09:56,246 --> 00:09:58,313
Yeah, you might actually be able
to distract that security guard.
260
00:09:58,315 --> 00:09:59,313
Nice.
261
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,100
Whoa!
262
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:05,670
- Frank, you got it, man!
- Holy shit! Uh, look.
263
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,406
Dee looks good,
Frank's killing it on the tuba,
264
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,408
we might actually be able
to pull this thing off.
265
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,343
I think we're gonna do it. I think...
266
00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:15,680
What happened?
267
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I can't do it.
268
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,900
- Wh-Why?
- What went wrong?
269
00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:20,902
He's staring right at me.
270
00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:24,305
So what?
271
00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:26,174
Look, I know it's just a lifeless thing
272
00:10:26,309 --> 00:10:29,310
that Mac pumps his loads into,
but it's in my head.
273
00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:32,047
Again, guys,
I am not having sex with the doll.
274
00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:34,065
- You unload in that doll.
- You're having sex with the doll.
275
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,134
- You unload into that doll.
- I can smell it. Yeah.
276
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,735
No, th-that's bleach. I cleaned him.
277
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,871
- Well, then why did you clean it?
- Why did you clean it?
278
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,341
It doesn't matter why I cleaned it.
I-I'm a sanitary person.
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Look, I got to be honest.
It's in my head, too.
280
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,747
- How?
- It doesn't like what I'm wearing
281
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,215
and it thinks I need more makeup.
282
00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:55,236
- Oh...
- Oh, my God.
283
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,771
I can totally see that.
284
00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,840
Yeah, I can picture Dennis
saying that to you right now.
285
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,775
Yeah, it also thinks Mac looks fat.
286
00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:04,179
- That's... that's a lie!
- I know, I know, but it...
287
00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:06,581
- that's just what he thinks.
- Let me ask it. Dennis, does Mac look fat?
288
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,601
- What... No!
- Oh, yeah.
289
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,937
Dennis, Dennis, I am not fat.
Look, I'm ripped.
290
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,606
I don't know why he did it either, man.
He just did it.
291
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,875
Well, there... it's a long story.
292
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,342
He's not impressed.
293
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,677
What, you don't like the labels?
294
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,213
It doesn't like the labels on the...
these are dumb
295
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,815
"Liberal Tears," right.
Does it say "tear"
296
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,433
or does it say "tear"? It's confusing.
297
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,102
Maybe I'll do a couple
of crunches, though.
298
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,369
I'm gonna go put some more lipstick on.
299
00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:29,571
I'm gonna, I'm gonna practice.
300
00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:31,239
Yeah... oh. Yeah. Oh.
301
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:33,307
Now I'm getting a call again.
It's her again.
302
00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:34,843
Hey, honey.
303
00:11:34,978 --> 00:11:38,112
Yeah, I'm just, I'm working...
still working with the ga...
304
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,248
Yeah. Uh, they're all...
You want to say hi or something?
305
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,133
Tell her not to worry
'cause I'm doing crunches.
306
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,636
Oh, yeah, no,
he's doing crunches for Dennis.
307
00:11:45,157 --> 00:11:46,137
No, he's not back.
308
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,339
It's... what do you care
if Dennis is back?
309
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,742
Look... Can I...
310
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,611
Can we just catch up later
when I get home from...
311
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,835
Hang on. I just got an idea.
312
00:12:02,094 --> 00:12:03,905
So it's called "Liberal Tears."
313
00:12:03,907 --> 00:12:05,840
I don't know if it's confusing,
that's not really the point.
314
00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:07,642
What I want to know is
what do you think of this?
315
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,611
I think it's super weird.
316
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,581
Like in a good way or like...?
317
00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:15,667
Like in the creepiest
possible way, Charlie.
318
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,002
I mean, it's like Dennis
is sitting in our apartment
319
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,585
just staring at us.
320
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,540
I know, but, like, look,
you need someone to talk to, right?
321
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,475
And I-I just,
I can't be that guy right now.
322
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,010
I'm so busy being a success and stuff.
323
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,212
It's just, like, so much work.
324
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,564
I'm sorry.
You want me to talk to the doll?
325
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,232
Yeah. Oh, absolutely.
And-and it's weird,
326
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:33,801
'cause it's-it's kind of
like he talks back to you.
327
00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:36,237
It's crazy. He's already shamed Mac,
which was pretty funny.
328
00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:37,905
All right, I got to run.
329
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,507
W-W-Wait. You're leaving? Can I come?
330
00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:41,910
Well, no, sweetie.
It's... I-I got to go work at the bar.
331
00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:43,978
A-And that's gonna be a trigger
for you with all the drinking...
332
00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:45,580
- I feel like like you're always going to the bar...
- Sweetie.
333
00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:47,248
- ...and always running out.
- Oh, sweetie, the feelings.
334
00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:50,201
N-N-No. The doll.
That's what the doll is for.
335
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,535
You talk to the doll,
336
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,239
- and-and not me so much.
- Charlie.
337
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:02,363
Mm, sorry. I feel foolish.
338
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,432
You had this, Frank;
I heard you earlier.
339
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,968
I know, but I'm all in my head about it.
340
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,104
Okay, now that makes one, two, three.
341
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,307
- Three bottles of wine.
- Three?
342
00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:14,175
You guys have only done three bottles?
343
00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:15,710
Yeah. I'm sorry, Cindy.
We just got a little distracted.
344
00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,045
- Yeah.
- Wait. And what happened
345
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,247
to the labels; those just say "wine."
346
00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:21,132
We thought "Liberal Tears"
was maybe gonna be confusing,
347
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,134
- you know?
- Yeah, like, what if people read it like "tears"?
348
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,270
You know, like,
what are these liberals tearing?
349
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,939
- And why are they tearing it?
- Yeah.
350
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,073
And, Dee, what is this?
351
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,209
Oh, it's just a-a new lighting setup.
352
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,611
It-it washes me out.
It's-it's a better look.
353
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,346
Guys, what is happening here?
354
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,748
Everything was going so smoothly.
355
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,232
Yeah, it's nothing. It's fine.
356
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,902
No, it's nothing.
W-We're doing good still, we're good.
357
00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:42,637
- Whatever. We got this.
- Don't worry about us. - Don't know.
358
00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:44,105
Wait a second.
359
00:13:44,107 --> 00:13:46,840
This doesn't have anything
to do with the doll, does it?
360
00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:48,776
- Come on. Why would the doll...?
- No.
361
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:51,379
- The doll? What do we care about the doll?
- The doll...
362
00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:52,914
No?
363
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:56,534
- Okay, well, where is the doll?
- It's at my apartment.
364
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,003
Why isn't it in the trash?
365
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,339
It's-it's just doing me a quick favor.
366
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,807
- Get rid of it.
- Yeah.
367
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:06,343
I don't care. Trash. Burn.
River. Just get rid of it.
368
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,829
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
It was a bad... bad idea.
369
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,413
- Yeah, get rid of it, dude.
- It's going in the trash.
370
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,998
- Yeah, get rid of it, man.
- Yeah. Got to go. Got to go.
371
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:11,966
See, I told him. I told him.
372
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,770
It's just a doll, you know?
373
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,372
It's-it's fun to have around.
374
00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:18,840
It's kind of cool.
375
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,308
Hey, it's me.
It looks like Cindy wants me
376
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,842
to get rid of the...
377
00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:23,177
What the hell is this?
378
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:25,513
Oh, I fucked him.
379
00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:27,381
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪
380
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,934
Well, yeah, I can see that. Why?!
381
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,470
Um, because that's what
it was designed for?
382
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,205
You were...
you were supposed to talk to it,
383
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,409
- not have sex with it!
- Okay, well, I did talk to it.
384
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,678
And it told me to drink
this bottle of wine.
385
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,814
And then it talked me
into having sex with it.
386
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,099
I can't... You know,
this is cheating, by the way.
387
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,301
- You're cheating on me.
- Uh, with a doll.
388
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,869
- With Dennis!
- Okay, you sh...
389
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:53,240
His voice is funny.
390
00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:55,376
- Oh, oh, oh! Go to hell!
- I hadn't noticed it.
391
00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:57,512
- Go... You go right to hell!
- It's-it's so high.
392
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,046
- Okay. All right. I know.
- Stupid...
393
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,915
No, shh, shh, shh. Everybody, this is...
394
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:05,469
- Yeah, shut up, man!
- This is awkward. I got it.
395
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,006
Charlie, I'm breaking up with you.
396
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,410
You're-you're breaking up with me?
397
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,278
- I think you should leave.
- I'm gonna break up with you!
398
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,748
I already said it.
We think you should get out.
399
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,833
- I can't believe this. I'm out of here.
- Wa-Wa-Wait!
400
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,968
Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
401
00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:23,771
Do you have any more bottles of wine?
402
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,676
♪ Bring me a higher love. ♪
403
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,204
I'm sorry, Charlie. This sucks.
404
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,407
I mean, I think maybe some fresh
titty will cheer you up, huh?
405
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:44,808
- Yeah.
- Charlie, the waitress
406
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,544
is an asshole.
You're just way better off
407
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,546
- without her.
- Yeah. No, you're right.
408
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,681
I'm-I'm just pissed that
Dennis did that to me.
409
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:51,899
- Of course.
- You know what I mean?
410
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,635
- Dennis is a bastard, man. Right?
- Yeah.
411
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,170
- Always has been, always has been.
- I mean, dude, look around.
412
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:57,504
You're in the strip club, man.
413
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,307
- Okay!
- We always go to the strip club
414
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,708
- to make ourselves feel better.
- That's right.
415
00:16:00,744 --> 00:16:02,443
- This is fun. Right?
- Yeah, okay. Yes.
416
00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:04,178
Yes.
417
00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,046
I feel like I'm forcing it a little.
418
00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:07,582
- It feels forced, right?
- Yeah.
419
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:08,733
- Why is that?
- Why are we here?
420
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,868
Yeah, I mean, look, guys,
I think the problem is
421
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,737
that we're trying to do
things that we used to do.
422
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,471
But-but things are different now.
423
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,007
Look, Dennis is gone,
and he is not coming back.
424
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,609
We have to accept that.
425
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,145
Yeah, why are we letting Dennis
keep messing up our lives?
426
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,480
- He's not even here, man.
- Yeah. Absolutely. Right.
427
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,699
Like, it's time
to move on from that guy.
428
00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:27,101
And if I'm being perfectly honest,
I like Cindy better.
429
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,103
Oh, yeah. She's smart, she's funny.
430
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,505
- Yes.
- She's an asshole but in all the right ways.
431
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,908
- She's just the right amount of asshole, you know?
- Yeah, exactly.
432
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,510
She's kind of like Dennis
but only way better.
433
00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:37,445
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Better than Dennis.
434
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,447
I absolutely prefer her to Dennis.
435
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,854
- Right?
- I like her more.
436
00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:43,000
So, look, maybe we just got
to put Dennis behind us,
437
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,735
- finally, once and for all...
- Mm.
438
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,970
...and move forward, with Cindy,
439
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,140
and be a new gang.
440
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,459
To the new gang.
441
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,260
- There you go.
- The new Cindy gang.
442
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,879
- Yeah, right! New gang!
- New gang, new gang. - New gang with Cindy.
443
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,614
Cindy.
444
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,233
All right, what do we do with him?
445
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,702
Not sure yet.
446
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:03,504
But, uh, what do you say we do,
like, three rounds of shots
447
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,838
- and figure it out after that?
- Hey!
448
00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:06,140
Hey!
449
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,913
Hey-o! So sorry we're late.
450
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,631
Guys, what the hell?
The Murphy's protest
451
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,134
is about to start. Where is everyone?
452
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,868
Cindy, we just wanted to let
you know that you were right
453
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,271
- about everything, and we think you are amazing.
- Yes, yes.
454
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,808
Now, we were at the strip club
last night, and we came up with a way
455
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,344
to deal with our Dennis
issues and do your plan
456
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,546
- and finally move forward.
- Yeah.
457
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,698
Guys? Let's do it!
458
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:40,842
Oh, God.
459
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,244
Oh, yuck!
460
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,845
No, stop! Stop it!
461
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,447
Stop! Charlie, stop!
462
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,800
How is this moving things forward?
What are you doing?
463
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,601
Oh, I was playing his asshole.
464
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,419
That part I got. Why?
465
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,138
Well, well, after a series of events
466
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,740
- that I'd rather not go into...
- Not necessary.
467
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,342
I came to the realization
that the only way
468
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,412
to not be humiliated by Dennis
while playing the tuba
469
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,946
- was to play him.
- But then,
470
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,498
out front, he got a little nervous
471
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,367
- about doing that. Yeah. He got a little gun-shy.
- I couldn't do it.
472
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:07,835
- So I volunteered.
- Yeah.
473
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,704
Well, you see,
we're still making Paddy's great again,
474
00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,773
- but now everybody's happy.
- That's right, that's right.
475
00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,640
So, what do you think?
476
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,108
You want to know what I think?
477
00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:17,311
- Yeah.
- Um, here's what I think.
478
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,847
I think that you all went
to a strip club last night
479
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,666
and you got super hammered and horny
480
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,268
and the three of you
decided to fuck the doll,
481
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,071
only to find out that when
force is applied to the almost
482
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,140
vacuum-tight polyurethane hole,
483
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,142
it made a noise.
484
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,810
You instantly put it in your mouth.
485
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,546
You probably knew it'd work, because
486
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,131
you clearly have had sex
with the doll multiple times.
487
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:39,833
You decided that this was
the most brilliant idea
488
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,502
that you've ever come up with,
when, really, it was the result
489
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:46,373
of the most insane, disgusting
orgy that has ever taken place.
490
00:18:46,409 --> 00:18:49,243
And you, Dee, you just sat back
and watched the whole thing
491
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,245
happen because you are so
numb to this kind of behavior
492
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:54,448
that it doesn't even
register to you as odd.
493
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,668
- That's dead-on.
- Yeah, you nailed it.
494
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,537
- You nailed it. I mean, like...
- Boy, that... - Wow. Yeah.
495
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,405
- Point by point.
- You ran home with that one.
496
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,674
Guys, come on. You are better than this.
497
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,076
I know you can be better than this.
And I can help you.
498
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,212
But you got to make a choice, okay?
499
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,481
You can either leave Dennis behind
500
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,700
or you can stay the same.
501
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:14,035
Keep doing what you're doing...
502
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,769
playing a doll's asshole with your mouth
503
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,455
and talking to something that's
never gonna talk back to you.
504
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:19,640
Or will it?
505
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,909
Oh, shit!
506
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,311
- Kill it!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
507
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:28,132
Oh. Hey, hey. Take it easy, man.
I'm not a doll.
508
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,401
I threw that thing on the floor.
By the way, what is that thing?
509
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,936
I don't like it. Why do you have it?
510
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,871
- It's for Mac.
- Yeah.
511
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,540
Oh, Mac's shooting his loads into it?
512
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,607
- Definitely his. He definitely is.
- No, no.
513
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,276
Yeah. All right, well, anyway,
514
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,610
I'm back. The real me.
515
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,212
Let's not-not make a whole thing of it.
516
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,346
You.
517
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,165
Uh, I gather
you were meant to replace me?
518
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:47,435
Well, that's not necessary
anymore, so, um,
519
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,236
you can go now.
520
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:50,971
Excuse me?
521
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,840
I think you can go.
522
00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:54,842
You dress like it's 1998.
523
00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:57,311
Your look is played out and so are you.
524
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,846
- You're basic.
- Oh. I see.
525
00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,465
Well, why don't we, uh...
526
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,601
- why don't we ask them?
- Yeah, sure.
527
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,270
- Oh...
- Well, he did just get here,
528
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,539
- so let's not go crazy, right?
- Kind of like seeing him.
529
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,141
Charlie, you were just playing
his asshole to humiliate him.
530
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,743
- Ah.
- I do lots of crazy things, you know?
531
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,345
- I never really know what I'm...
- Yeah. - That's in the past.
532
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,547
- Yeah. I mean...
- And I like to live in the present.
533
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,432
Dee, you don't want this loser back,
do you?
534
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,701
I mean...
535
00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,903
- What? Come on.
- Uh...
536
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,505
They're just gonna go back
to treating you like shit
537
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:25,840
the minute I leave!
538
00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:27,708
Come on, us ladies,
we got to stick together.
539
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,310
Yeah, yeah, I hear what you're saying,
540
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,312
but I kind of like being the only woman.
541
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,646
'Cause it makes me feel special.
542
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:34,865
This is insane. You know what?
Screw you guys.
543
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,935
Enjoy your crappy lives and your insane,
miserable, failed ideas.
544
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,354
You guys are played out. You're basic.
545
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,938
- Uh-oh.
- Ooh, yeah. You know what?
546
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,541
- You already said that. Uh...
- Yeah.
547
00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:45,409
- You did. She said that already.
- A second ago.
548
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,877
Did you run out of insults?
549
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,745
- Recycling her material.
- Yeah. That's not good.
550
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,814
- She didn't have to have a bad attitude about it.
- That's not good. Yeah. Hey,
551
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,246
- I don't know about you guys,
- What a bitch.
552
00:20:52,247 --> 00:20:53,347
but I'm a little bit thirsty.
553
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,036
Do you guys still serve beer here,
or...?
554
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,571
- Oh, yeah.
- I knew you were gonna say something funny, man.
555
00:20:57,707 --> 00:20:59,439
- So smart, too. Clever.
- Do we serve beer? - Because we're a bar.
556
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,094
- Clever. Yeah.
- Do we serve beer?
557
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:01,995
- Funny, man.
- We do.
558
00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:03,444
Well, welcome back, man.
559
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:06,780
- Well, for now. I'm back for now.
- Oh? All right.
560
00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:07,981
Guys, you know what?
561
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,299
I think we just made
Paddy's great again.
562
00:21:11,026 --> 00:21:11,802
Shut up, bird.
563
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,338
- Oh!
- Oh!
564
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,539
So reliable.
565
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,607
Yeah, yeah,
you can just count on it.
566
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,942
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
567
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,145
Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight?
568
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,072
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