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Come on, hurry up, guys.
I want to get a good seat.
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What do you mean you want to get...
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Charlie, this is
a sexual harassment seminar.
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There are no "good seats."
Where are you going?
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- Up front.
- This is so unfair.
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I mean, I'm not saying it
doesn't happen to, like,
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loads of women all the time,
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but I don't harass anybody,
so why am I here?
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Because some Internet
warrior put Paddy's on a list
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of unsafe places for women
and we can't have that, okay?
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- Not in this climate.
- Right.
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Ugh! You kids and your climates.
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Back in the day,
I banged all my secretaries.
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- Frank.
- That's the way you did it.
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You hire some girl with no experience,
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you bang her, you promote her.
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It's a win-win situation for everybody,
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except for the wives.
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Frank, modulate your volume, okay?
This is serious, okay?
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The future of Paddy's depends
on us completing this seminar.
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You guys should be really worried.
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I'm not worried about anything, man.
If anyone should be
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worried about weird shit with women,
it's you, bro.
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The only reason we're here
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is because you DENNIS'd someone probably
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and she put us on the list.
We're only here 'cause of you.
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Yeah, you perv. You happy now?
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- You happy?
- Happy?
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You guys, this isn't about me.
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I don't know if you noticed,
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but women are on a little
bit of a rampage right now
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and anyone could be
taken down at any moment,
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so, you know, no,
I'm not happy right now.
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Who could possibly be happy right now?
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Hey-o!
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Who's ready to party?!
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♪ Time's up, time's up, time's up ♪
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♪ Time's up, time's up, time's up. ♪
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Hello. I'm Kate.
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And I want to begin today
by addressing the reason
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that we're all here, the so-called
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"Shitty Bar List"
of unsafe places for women.
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Ah, yes. Uh, just a quick question.
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How many points do we need?
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I'm sorry, points?
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Yeah, how many points
do we need to score
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to get our name taken off the list?
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Oh. No, there's no points.
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Everything is graded by points, right?
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I mean, otherwise, how could the Eagles
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have won the Super Bowl, right?
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All you have to do is
complete the seminar
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and then your bar will have
its name removed from the list.
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- There you go. Simple.
- Yeah, but our-our name
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shouldn't even be
on that list 'cause, like,
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we don't really have any history
of misbehavior at Paddy's Pub.
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Well, I'm sure a lot of people
here today feel that way,
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but I encourage you
to keep your minds open...
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And your dicks in your pants.
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Ma'am, that kind
of language is inappropriate
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in a professional setting.
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That's one of the things that
you'll learn in the seminar.
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Uh, yes? Do you have a question?
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Statute of limitations.
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Okay. I'm just trying to get
through the introduction here,
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but since you asked,
the federal law is 300 days
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from the last act,
depending on the state and...
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Sir, are you leaving?
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- Frank!
- What?
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They got nothing on me past '92, tops.
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Hold on a second there.
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Uh, pardon me, Kate, but, um,
aren't some states considering
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doing away with the statute
of limitations altogether?
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Some states like, uh, Nevada?
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Yes, that's right.
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Can they do that?
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It's possible. Yes.
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Nevada, huh?
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Ah, it's getting warm in here.
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Uh, got to make some calls. Shit.
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You can continue now.
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I promise you there will be
no further interruptions.
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Right. We're gonna jump
right into the group work.
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Half of you are gonna go with me
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and the rest will be led
by my associate Alan.
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Hello, everyone. I'm Alan.
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Oh! Here comes the boss man.
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- Finally, a dude.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, okay, cool. He's in charge.
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Uh, ma'am?
Could we go with Alan, please?
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Actually, I think
we should split your group up.
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That's, uh, that's gonna be
a lot harder for me
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- to keep tabs on you guys.
- Don't worry, Dennis.
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I'm gonna make you so proud.
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I'm gonna work really hard
and get all the points and...
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What is with you and the points?
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There are no points.
We established that.
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Well, that's how the Eagles
won the Super Bowl.
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I know that's how the Eagles won the...
but this isn't the Eagles. Okay?
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- This is a seminar.
- Go Birds, though.
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- Oh, go Birds, go Birds.
- All right, fine, go Birds. Yes.
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I know. Go Birds.
Get your hand off my knee.
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Look, just sit here and do nothing.
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So, in this room
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we're going to be
talking about harassment
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in the workplace.
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And thank you to Elliot who's
agreed to play our boss.
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I'll just need another
volunteer from the group.
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- Oh! Oh! Alan!
- Alan! Alan! Alan!
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- I'll do it.
- Uh, so, uh... - Alan! Alan!
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Sir, would you mind
just jumping in for me?
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Thank you.
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Um, great. So just read from the script
and I'll jump in as and when.
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"Good morning, boss."
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"Hello, Johnson.
Have that report on my desk by 5:00.
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- "Hey, did you see the boobs on that new intern?"
- And stop.
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Now, can anyone tell me what
the boss did wrong there?
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Yeah. He mumbled his lines.
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I didn't believe a word
out of his mouth.
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Uh, no, sorry. I mean in the scenario.
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- He-he used vulgar language.
- That is correct.
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B-But she didn't hear it.
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This is just locker
room talk between guys.
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Now, that's actually a
common misconception, okay?
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Lewd comments can be
a form of harassment
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even if directed to a third party.
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But it's not for her. It's about her.
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No, sorry. It's-it's actually,
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it's the employee who's
talking to the boss
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that is the one that was offended.
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- What? Why?
- No, no, no, the employee
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- would find it hilarious.
- Yeah.
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I mean, not this guy
'cause the boss sucks at telling jokes.
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Well, also, we really don't
know how funny the joke is yet
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'cause we haven't seen the girl's boobs.
Can we see them?
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Okay. Uh, let's... let's switch gears.
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Maybe try a different scenario.
Thanks, gents.
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Just, uh, uh, take a seat.
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Um, so, uh, Mac,
what is it that you do at the bar?
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- I am the head of security at Paddy's Pub.
- He's our doorman.
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- No, he's just like our gay guy now.
- No, well...
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Great. So, you check IDs.
That-that sort of thing.
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- He should.
- Not once has he ever checked an ID.
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- It's one aspect of the job.
- Yeah, he should.
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Why don't you, why don't you hop
up here and we'll do a little scenario
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that-that might be a
little more familiar to you.
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- You are very tall.
- Yes, I am.
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Now, should I take my
shirt off for the scenario?
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Because I feel like
standing next to you,
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they're not gonna be as intimidated,
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but if I were to take my shirt off,
they would be intimidated.
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I'm not in the scenario.
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- We're good. We're good.
- Yeah, we're okay.
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- We get it. We get it.
- That's him doing his gay guy thing.
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So, uh, can we also
get a female customer?
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- Ooh, yeah.
- A volunteer?
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I will be the young, female customer.
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"Young, female customer."
Great, good. Yes.
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Okay. Well, um, just, uh,
do your job as you would normally
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and I will, um, you know, jump in
if you cross over into any gray areas.
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Okay. So what's my character?
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Uh, you're just trying
to get into the bar.
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Yeah, but why?
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To get a drink, I suppose.
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Why? I just drank
three beers on the way over.
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You don't show up at a bar sober.
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What a waste of money.
What are you gonna...
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Just you're trying to get into the bar.
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- I'm here for revenge.
- Okay. Sure.
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Alan, what's my character again?
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- You're the doorman.
- Right.
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And how many drinks
have I had at this point?
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You are... you're not in the scenario.
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- I've had five.
- Okay. Marvelous.
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Let's, uh, let's begin
whenever you're ready.
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Excuse me, sir, have you...
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- Whoa!
- Wow.
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Jesus Christ.
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Why did you do that?
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Oh, well, well, she came at me,
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- and it was sort of my instinct.
- That was amazing.
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- That was great, right?
- You got me, like, a foot off the ground.
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- A-Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. No, it doesn't hurt.
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Did it-did it make you feel humiliated?
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Did it make you-make you feel small?
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That's what it is,
it made me feel teeny-tiny.
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- Like Thumbelina.
- That's what I was going for. Thumbelina!
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- That's the highest I've ever gotten.
- He's never gotten me that high before.
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You're lucky I haven't
called the police.
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Why-why would you call the police?
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Oh, wait. H-Hold on.
Is that sexual harassment?
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No, that is sexual assault.
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- Really?
- Assault?
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No. Dee, Dee. I did not assault you.
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Please tell Alan that
I did not assault you.
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Well, now that I've gotten a
little distance from the event.
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Wha... No, Alan,
we do this kind of stuff all the time.
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W-Charlie, would you tell him?
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- He's gone.
- You do this all the time?
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Y-You've got a big problem, all right?
She could press charges.
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- Could I?
- No.
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No! Dee. No.
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- He just said I could, so...
- Oh, God.
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It just, i-it...
did somebody turn up the heat?
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Yeah, you sweating?
You sweating a little bit, Ronald?
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- Yeah?
- No, it's just the climate.
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The term "sexual harassment,"
it wasn't coined until 1975,
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- by a woman named Carmita Wood.
- Carmita Wood. Oh. I'm sorry.
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- Sorry.
- You really know your history.
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- Well, this is important stuff.
- Oh, please.
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- God, get lost, Dee.
- No way, I'm on a roll.
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- So who could tell me...
Hey.
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Is it sexual harassment when a man
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constantly calls his
female coworker a bird?
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That depends.
Is that a sexual innuendo of some kind?
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Just a big dumb flightless bird.
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Well, it's not very nice,
but it's not sexual harassment.
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Nice try, you dumb bitch.
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Um, Kate, if I may, yeah.
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Um, federal law really only recognizes
two types of sexual harassment:
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quid pro quo and hostile
work environment.
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That is very good, Dennis.
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- Thank you.
- No, no, don't do that.
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This man is a monster. Believe you, me.
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- What?
- He is the worst person I know.
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Got to protect me on this, Larry.
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I... start with the secretaries.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Frank. Pants.
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I was sweating through my clothes.
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It's this damn climate.
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Sir, that robe is inappropriate.
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- And I don't think...
- Hon, I'm on the phone, you see?
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I don't know.
I bought her a Camaro. No...
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You know I don't go Chinese.
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I don't know why, I just don't.
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Korean?
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Oh, put her on the list.
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I really did a number on her.
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Yeah...
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Why don't we take a break?
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Got to get your shit together, Frank.
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- You...
- Oh, I wish I was dead.
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These vultures are
picking my carcass clean.
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Whoa, Frank. Hey, stop talking.
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- Where'd you get that robe?
- Upstairs.
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I got to get one of them, man. Nice.
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Whoa. Wait, Jesus, Mac.
What the hell happened to you?
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I'm gonna be honest. The
first half has not gone well.
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- You got exposed, too?
- Oh, yeah, he did. Big time.
251
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He did a role-play thing, it went bad.
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Wait, role-playing thing?
Y-You were supposed to do nothing.
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I mean, n-now you're all
sweaty and twitchy?
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Well, it's-it's so hot in here.
255
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I mean, I feel like
they crank up the heat.
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Oh, they cranked it up. I'm roasting.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Which one of you just grabbed my ass?
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Did you see that? Did you see...
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T-that is a problem for us.
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T-Their powers are growing. Okay?
261
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Now, we got to start taking
this more seriously, okay?
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Can you guys just go back in
there and do nothing, okay?
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Just don't say or do anything.
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Can anyone tell me
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the two types of sexual harassment?
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Oh. Oh, oh.
Uh, uh, flirting and groping.
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No! Uh, groping and-and dick pics.
268
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Yeah, I-I know that sending
dick pics is one of them.
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You're kidding. Christ.
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- I got to shoot some texts.
- Actually,
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it's quid pro quo and
hostile work environment.
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Would you please stop interrupting me?
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- Ooh, ooh, burn.
- Please... And you.
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Could you please sit down?
275
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No, it's cool. I'm on your side.
276
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There are no sides.
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Shit, I just looked at her tits.
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- Frank! Don't tell her that.
- Okay, don't panic.
279
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A passing glance is
not sexual harassment.
280
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Oh. I like your tactic here.
281
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Get them all horny with your titties.
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That's when they make their mistakes.
283
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Ma'am, that's victim blaming.
284
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No, I'm blaming Frank.
He's been staring at your boobs
285
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this whole time. Still doing it.
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Frank!
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What? I'm not allowed
to like things anymore?
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- It's a compliment.
- How is that a compliment?
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Well, they're not that great.
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Make her feel good.
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- Hey, hey, hey. Don't let them get to you.
- Okay...
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Okay? Your tits are fine.
293
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Okay, everybody,
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if, uh, you could take a seat, please.
295
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So now what we're gonna do is, uh,
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imagine a-a hypothetical scenario,
297
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uh, based right here in Philadelphia.
298
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So, uh, i-imagine a-a woman,
we'll call her "the waitress,"
299
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who works at a local coffee shop.
300
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Now, i-in this particular instance,
this waitress
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is being harassed by
one of her customers.
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He's following her home from work, uh,
303
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digging through her trash
and calling her repeatedly,
304
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until she complains
to her boss about it.
305
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Now, the boss does nothing.
306
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Can anyone tell me who's
legally at fault here?
307
00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:31,839
Ooh. Wow, what do you think, Charlie?
308
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I-I think The Waitress is.
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Y-You know, 'cause,
for-she doesn't realize
310
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that, like, true love
is in front of her stupid face.
311
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- Well...
- Why would she say that's an assault?
312
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Hold on a second.
Now, this is just a-this is just
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a hypothetical, uh,
scenario that he's painting.
314
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He's not getting
the whole big picture, right?
315
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- Well, of course, it's a hypothetical.
- I know, but maybe
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she, like, only thought like she
wasn't into him, but then, like,
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15 years later,
when she needed a baby, like,
318
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really bad,
and she'd been in and out of, like,
319
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- a women's shelter, he banged her.
- Sorry.
320
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That-that doesn't mean that
the customer didn't harass.
321
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All right, well then,
I think all of the customers' friends
322
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harassed her, too,
because they all banged her.
323
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- I mean, he did.
- That's true.
324
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Oh, well, don't bring me into th...
325
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This is a hypothetical scenario.
I'm not involved.
326
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- Neither are you.
- She also did hand stuff to Mac.
327
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,513
She did. I-It wasn't very good, though.
328
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,599
All right, look, are you trying
to tell me that no matter what,
329
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it's always just gonna
be the customer's fault?
330
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It is, in fact, the boss's fault.
331
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The boss.
332
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,208
Well, that makes sense.
I always hated Seth.
333
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- He's a real creep.
- Well, you don't know his name
334
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because this is hypothetical,
and he didn't say t-that...
335
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,814
Well, it doesn't matter anyway,
'cause she just said
336
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what I-what I did to
her wasn't harassment
337
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because Seth did it to her.
338
00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,035
Sorry. I...
Can I just make this very clear?
339
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Okay? What the customer did
was harassment.
340
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- Right.
- Yes. If it were you.
341
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And so, take in the information,
but don't take it personally.
342
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:41,642
Uh, yeah, technically, don't,
like, I get, like, a free pass
343
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and stuff, 'cause I mean,
I was molested.
344
00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:45,779
Ah... W-Well, now,
actually, that is true.
345
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He did get molested by his uncle Jack.
346
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His-his uncle Jack got
to him pretty good.
347
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,201
- No, Uncle Jack never molested me.
- Oh.
348
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,802
- I dodged him.
- Oh, no, he got you. He got you.
349
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- He got you big time.
- You weren't there.
350
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- You wrote a whole play about it.
- Yeah, you did write a play.
351
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- I got molested by Dee.
- What?
352
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,211
What? Oh, c-that's ludicrous.
353
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,879
No, it's true. Like, a couple years ago,
354
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she banged me,
and I didn't want to do it.
355
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,033
- There you go.
- Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?
356
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,434
- Oh, God.
- You had sex with Dee?
357
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:08,770
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
358
00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:10,772
We, okay, it was a mistake.
359
00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:13,441
- Yeah, I'll say.
- I-It... I regret every second of it,
360
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:14,976
- but it was consensual.
- It was not!
361
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I totally wanted her to stop, and, like,
362
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:19,514
I was very intimidated
by her larger frame.
363
00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:21,365
- Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
- So, you know.
364
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,400
I have a petite frame. I...
i-it's a Thumbelina frame.
365
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- I don't... Not to me.
- Y-You didn't tell me to stop.
366
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,850
Yeah, and I kept saying...
367
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And you're like, "Shut up!
Stop talking! Be still.
368
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,542
"Let me do my thing.
I can't, I can't get off
369
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with you moving and talking and shit."
370
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,279
Oh, shit. Yup. That's ringing a bell.
371
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,835
- Jesus, Dee. Ugh, God.
- All right, but yeah.
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Either way, It does...
I can't molest you, you know?
373
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It doesn't work that way
'cause I'm a woman and you're the man.
374
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,971
Right, right? Back me up, girlfriend.
375
00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:47,041
Actually, a woman can sexually
harass and even rape a man.
376
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Is that what happened here?
377
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:50,778
Actually, maybe.
378
00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:53,180
No, no, no, no. You don't,
you don't just throw around
379
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,265
the-the "R" word, Kate. It's hot, right?
380
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,534
Yello?
381
00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,271
What? Then find her through
the abortion records.
382
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,806
Can the group from Paddy's
Pub please focus up.
383
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,074
You guys have been very disruptive.
384
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,943
Well, maybe
you should explain it more better
385
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,544
because I'm totally confused about...
386
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,546
Maybe if you stopped interrupting.
387
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,215
Maybe if you two stopped
sucking a fat dick.
388
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,234
- You do suck a fat dick.
- You've sucked a dick through this process.
389
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,503
What? Are you kidding me?
390
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,505
After all of this,
I ended up firing her?
391
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,441
Oh, my God.
392
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,310
Hey, Larry?
How soon can you get to the Hyatt?
393
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,379
My dong fell out. Some woman saw it.
394
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,447
Well, goddamn it.
395
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,065
All right, calm down, calm down.
396
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,534
Everybody take it easy,
everybody take a deep breath.
397
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,002
You know, we're gonna get through this.
398
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,337
I think, look, Kate,
399
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,272
you two are clearly a little
in over your heads here.
400
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,141
Right? Yeah.
You're never gonna be able to rein in
401
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,876
this particular group,
so I tell you what.
402
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,211
I have some experience running, uh,
403
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,014
little educational seminars like this,
404
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,032
so why don't I take
over for a little bit.
405
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,101
You guys, scoot.
All right? On your bikes.
406
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,148
- Here's a statistic for you:
- _
407
00:14:55,246 --> 00:14:58,379
100% of men are capable
of being sexual harassers.
408
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:02,666
And 100% of women
are capable of being sexually harassed.
409
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,535
Now, am I saying that all men
410
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,937
are sexual harassers?
No, no, no, no. No, no.
411
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,606
Of course not. No. Absolutely not. No.
412
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,091
Yes, some men are, uh, well,
413
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,676
they're-they're sexual harassers,
414
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,744
but they don't represent all men,
you know,
415
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,145
just like all women aren't represented
416
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,214
by a few bad ones, you know.
Women like, uh...
417
00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:21,369
You know, and of course...
418
00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:22,836
And then we got...
419
00:15:22,906 --> 00:15:24,638
Point is,
420
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,708
that gender really doesn't
have anything to do with it.
421
00:15:27,744 --> 00:15:29,844
There's really only one
thing that determines
422
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:32,046
whether a person will be
accused of sexual harassment,
423
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,247
and that is...
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00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,332
ugliness.
425
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:37,534
Let me explain.
426
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,870
Now, see, here's a,
here's a graph of ugliness
427
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,939
as it relates to time.
428
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,741
Now you see how the,
how the arrow plunges
429
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,210
pretty steeply downward as
your ugliness increases.
430
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,812
Now I want you to
imagine a scenario for me
431
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,881
where this man walks into work one day,
432
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,966
sees a woman, and says,
"I like your dress."
433
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:56,370
Oh. Mildly sexual,
but innocuous enough, yeah.
434
00:15:56,439 --> 00:16:00,974
Now imagine the same
sentence spoken by this man.
435
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,310
Yeah.
436
00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:04,578
Suddenly, you're very uncomfortable.
437
00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:06,780
We're all uncomfortable
just looking at him now.
438
00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:10,201
Because he's gross, he's ugly,
he's a little bit of a monster.
439
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,869
Now is it this man's fault
that he looks this way?
440
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,689
No. He was, he was born this way,
but the point is,
441
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,236
I know it's not my fault, you know.
Is it your fault? I don't think so.
442
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,193
It's certainly not the woman's fault,
you know?
443
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,280
The point is, know your place,
monster man. Your time's up.
444
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,766
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
445
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:28,369
You're thinking,
"How do I know if I'm ugly?
446
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,037
Well, if you're not sure,
447
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,505
probably best to assume that you are.
448
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,641
Everyone in this room is.
I-I did a scan.
449
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,109
Now here's the part where you say,
450
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:37,111
"But, Dennis, I can't be ugly,
451
00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:38,979
I'm rich."
452
00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:42,333
And, yes, money can offset
and reduce ugliness,
453
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,935
but it actually increases your risk.
454
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,004
You see, a construction worker,
he can can catcall women
455
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,376
all day long, right?
And he gets away with it
456
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,775
'cause nobody gives a shit,
but a rich guy...
457
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,648
A rich guy's fun to take down.
458
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,412
Time's up.
459
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,065
"But, Dennis," you're saying,
460
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,101
"I can't be ugly, and-and it
doesn't matter because I'm gay."
461
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,436
Well, guess what, pal?
462
00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:05,172
You-you are ugly,
and it doesn't matter how much
463
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,375
you work out.
It's never gonna change that fact.
464
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:09,643
You've also objectified tons of men,
including me.
465
00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,312
You know,
you got to stop kissing me, man.
466
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,380
I don't want it.
I don't want you touching me at all.
467
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,399
Okay, it's never gonna happen.
All right?
468
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,201
Not willingly. Your time's up.
469
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:22,406
"But, Dennis, I can't be ugly.
I'm a hopeless romantic."
470
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:24,675
But no, you're-you're not.
471
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,677
Okay, you're-you're a sad,
pathetic wretch of a man,
472
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,478
so desperate to be loved
473
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,881
that you'll actually go rifling
through somebody's garbage.
474
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,900
And there's nothing...
475
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:36,170
nothing more unattractive
than desperation.
476
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,105
To... No, not him.
477
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,507
No, talking about you. No.
478
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:40,775
Not him, either. Yeah, I am talking
479
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,976
about you. You know what,
never mind. Your time's up.
480
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:47,447
"But Dennis...
I-I... see, I can't be ugly, all right?
481
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,866
I'm a woman."
482
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,200
Well, no, women can be ugly,
483
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,602
and you are one of them.
484
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,537
One of the ugly ones.
You're lanky, and your hair's...
485
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,006
well, it looks like a wig.
Yeah. What's going on?
486
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,075
Is it a wig? Doesn't matter.
Your time's up.
487
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,211
But guys,
488
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,812
I got some good news for you.
489
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,281
Okay? It's not a crime to be ugly.
490
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,500
But you can't be ugly
491
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,502
and sloppy.
492
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,704
So, take me, for example.
493
00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:13,574
I'm neither. Yeah, you see that?
494
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:16,710
That is 11% body fat.
Now, the only place you're gonna...
495
00:18:16,746 --> 00:18:18,378
- What year was that photo taken?
- No, no, no.
496
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,047
Not taking questions right now, Mac.
497
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,315
So just... Yeah.
498
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,533
Point is, I keep my body tight.
499
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,670
But I also keep my life tight.
500
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,272
I got the tapes. I got the receipts.
501
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,608
They're all time-stamped and coded.
502
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,209
After every encounter, I received a text
503
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,845
confirming each partner's
consent and enjoyment.
504
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,699
Now, you may ask, "Well...
505
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,302
would a woman really-really
text that, Dennis?"
506
00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:43,671
Their phones did.
507
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:46,272
- _
- _
508
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:48,776
I got the documents to prove it,
so don't try coming at me.
509
00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,712
But some of you...
510
00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:53,980
you just haven't been careful enough.
511
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:57,467
So you're asking yourself,
"What can I do to save myself now?"
512
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,803
You got to clean up your act.
Otherwise, you're going down,
513
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,138
and you're gonna take me down with you,
514
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,606
and I ain't going down.
515
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,075
You understand?
I've been telling you this for years,
516
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,610
but you refused to listen.
517
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,812
And so that's why I had to
find a way to make you listen,
518
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,699
which is why I created
the Shitty Bar List.
519
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:13,767
What?
520
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:14,902
That's right.
521
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,437
I made the spreadsheet,
I posted it online,
522
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,572
and I even hired these two
bozos to host the seminar.
523
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:19,874
Wait, you hired us?
524
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:22,509
You're a monster.
525
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:25,179
Oh, yeah? Prove it.
526
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,900
Oh, wow! I feel like we should clap.
527
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,235
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
528
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,636
- That was pretty good.
- That was awesome.
529
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,705
Yeah. I'm gonna be honest,
I didn't follow most of it,
530
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,907
- but so cool, man.
- Yeah.
531
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,309
Pretty drastic move
to publicly expose us,
532
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,445
but I see why you did it.
533
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,781
Yeah, but it's true.
I mean, women are out to get us.
534
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,248
Well, well, no, no. Women are right.
535
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,401
I mean, men are monsters.
We're constantly harassing them.
536
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,203
I'm just saying we need
to be more careful
537
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,804
so we don't get accused.
538
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:52,206
And we should probably
stop harassing them.
539
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,741
Uh, well, you know, I don't know.
One step at a time.
540
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,942
We don't want the whole
system to collapse,
541
00:19:55,978 --> 00:19:57,478
- you know what I mean?
- Ease-ease into it.
542
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,013
- It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah.
- Ease into it.
543
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:00,347
Yeah, yeah.
You guys want to go grab some margaritas
544
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:01,482
- by the pool?
- Oh.
545
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:02,499
- I do.
- Booze.
546
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,834
- I'm ready for some booze.
- Oh, yeah.
547
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,102
- Let's go.
- Yeah. - Me, too.
548
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,085
Oh!
549
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,839
- Oh, "MeToo."
- Very good.
550
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,375
- That's great.
- Very good, and for a woman, a good joke.
551
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,443
Hey, you guys think that
Alan guy's got a big dick?
552
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,512
- Oh, yeah.
- Huge.
553
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,180
I saw it in the bathroom.
I sought it out.
554
00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:52,234
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