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Let us gather. Please, gather for me.
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- Please.
- We're gathered.
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Okay, so, now that you've gathered,
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I know that a lot has been on your minds
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these last couple weeks
since I've been back.
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Burning questions about
my personal life, yeah.
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I was gone. Now I'm back.
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That's been confusing for you.
It's been overwhelming.
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The whole thing has been
overwhelming for you.
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And you've danced around
the topic for a while now
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out of respect for my privacy.
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And I-I really do appreciate that,
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but I would like for you all
to know that I am ready now,
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and I think it's time to
open it up to questions.
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Now, don't hold back, guys.
You can ask me anything.
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Really. All those questions
that you've got for me
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about what's going on,
go ahead and ask them to me now.
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You want to ask me
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if I'm gonna stay or if I'm gonna go.
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- I don't care. Do you care?
- I mean, it doesn't really...
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I may go back. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Hmm.
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So, you guys want to ask me
questions about my family.
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- I don't.
- Yeah. Hey, listen,
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sometimes it's best to raise
a family from a distance.
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And that's what I've decided to do, okay?
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And I'm not the first man
in history to ever do it.
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- All right, dude.
- Okay. - Good, good, good.
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Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here,
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and you guys are gonna insist
on asking me personal questions,
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then be serious.
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All right? L-Look, look,
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so, if all of you are done
with your stupid questions,
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okay, then I have a question to ask.
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I want to know, where is it?
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- Where's what?
- Where's what? Where's what?
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Where's my car, man?
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Where's my Range Rover?
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I'm sure you guys, like,
stashed it somewhere safely,
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you know, in my absence.
And that's cool. I get it.
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But now I want it back,
so where-where is it?
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We didn't move you car.
It's right where you left it.
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Goddamn it.
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I got to tell you, guys,
that Range Rover,
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that was... that was like a part of me.
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You know, I considered it
part of my identity, really.
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So it's-it's almost like
a piece of me is gone now.
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I mean, you guys wouldn't really understand
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'cause you've never owned a vehicle.
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- We own vehicles.
- Yeah? Name one.
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Well, we had those matching
Mongoose bikes back in the day.
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Yeah. And I felt like a piece of me was gone
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- when they got stolen.
- Oh, that's right.
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- So it's not like I can't relate.
- Yeah.
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Dude, I wonder
if they have bikes around here.
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- Something like that.
- They don't have bikes.
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- What are...?
- She's a beaut, right?
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How can I help?
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Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool.
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Sort of lacks the original's,
uh, masculinity and beefiness,
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you know, but there's a grace to it
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that I-I think I could probably work with.
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That being said,
do you guys have any '93 models?
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We don't keep anything
before 2015 on the lot.
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Oh. Well, that sucks.
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Uh, well, I'll take...
I'll take this one, then.
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Uh, it's-it's great,
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and I'm gonna drive it
straight out of the showroom.
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So go ahead and open up those big doors
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or however the hell you
get these cars in there.
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- Open those up.
- Well, sir, we need to talk financing first.
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- Come on.
- Yes, yes. Um, oh, yeah.
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Here-Here's my guy here.
You're gonna want to talk to him
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- about financing.
- You never bought me a Range Rover.
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All I got were shit cars,
which you guys crashed,
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and you certainly never reimbursed me.
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Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee.
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Hey, uh, Frank,
this guy needs to talk financing.
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- This is the one I'm gonna get here.
- Ooh.
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Very nice. Here you go, Dennis.
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- Yeah, all right.
- That's for you.
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- There you go.
- Yeah.
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- Uh, what is this, Frank?
- That's $473.
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That's the Kelley Blue
Book value of your car.
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- Hmm.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that-that's not gonna be
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nearly enough to pay-pay
for the down payment
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on this, on this car here, so...
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- No?
- Uh, is it?
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Uh, no.
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Come on, man. What are you doing here?
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Why did you do this?
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I came here to buy myself a Range Rover.
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In fact, that's the one I'd like.
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- It's a beauty. Look at that.
- Hmm. Yeah.
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And-and I'm gonna pay full price,
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so take it out of there, please.
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- Thank you very much. Yeah.
- Fantastic.
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That's right. It feels so good.
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I haven't bought myself a new car in ages.
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- I just need to see a driver's license.
- Okay, yeah.
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I got it. Right here. Absolutely.
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There you are.
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Uh, sir, I'm afraid I can't sell you
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- this vehicle, either.
- Why not?
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- Your driver's license is expired.
- Since when?
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1984.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah, man.
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Dork.
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Jump this manhole.
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Nice.
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Oh, still got the skid.
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- Oh!
- Radical.
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Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid
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on a bike again, man.
World at my fingertips.
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Yeah! Me, too.
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Why did we stop riding these things
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- in the first place?
- You don't remember?
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Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies,
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they stole our bikes.
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Shawn Dumont. That's right.
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- What an asshole.
- Yeah.
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Do you remember what he said to us
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when we went back to get them?
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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What are you gonna do about it.
And what can you say to that?
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That's, like, the perfect line.
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Yeah! Well, you just got to walk away,
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'cause it's the end of the conversation.
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It ends all conversations.
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You know, I'm starting
to think that Dennis was right.
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It's like what you ride is your identity.
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It-It's like who you are. It's like, this,
this feels like who I am.
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And so Shawn Dumont didn't
just steal our bikes.
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- He stole our identity.
- Cool bikes.
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Oh.
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Hey, thanks, man. Uh...
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your bike's really cool, too.
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I know it is.
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You guys look like you're 40.
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- Well, we are 40.
- Do you have
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the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!
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Oh, well, well, I am gay,
but he's not my boyfriend,
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- 'cause I could do much better than him.
- Really?
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- Then why don't you, Mac?
- It's difficult out there.
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You guys will understand when you get older.
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Oh, don't push your agenda on them.
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I'm not pushing an agenda.
I'm just saying statistically
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- at least one of them...
- You guys suck.
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- Ah, that's...
- That's... Yeah.
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Well, look, we don't mean to bug you.
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We'll-we'll be on our way.
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Yeah, we don't want any trouble.
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- So, uh, Mac, find a hole.
- Oh, okay.
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- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Sorry. Go, go, go.
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Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go!
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Hey-ho. Look alive.
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Snuck up on you there, huh?
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Yeah, she's quiet. She's quiet.
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But that's a virtue. Stealth.
You know what I mean?
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Yeah. You know, personally,
I never saw myself
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in an economy car, but I got to tell you,
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it's got its advantages. Yeah.
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Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while.
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I'm sure you noticed.
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But now I'm back on the scene, you know?
Doing my rounds.
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See where the housewives are posted up.
Have a good time.
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You know, do me a favor,
keep it out front for me,
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because I don't think I'm gonna... Oh.
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Probably doesn't speak English.
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Hey-ho.
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What up, ding-dong?
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Whoa, what is this? W-What am I seeing?
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Oh, what, you like my new beast?
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- How are you in this car?
- Well, it's Frank's car.
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But, uh, until he gets his license back,
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it's mine. I'm gonna drive it.
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I just got to drop him off
where he needs to go.
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Just dropped him off at driver's ed.
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And I got to tell you, Dennis.
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I get why you want to be a Range Rover man.
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You know,
it's kind of like you're up on a throne,
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a-and you-you're looking down
on all the minions, you know?
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- Very powerful. Yeah. Oh.
- Right. Right. Right.
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- Thank you. You just, uh, keep it out front.
- Oh, yeah.
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Don't bother. He doesn't speak English.
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Of course, ma'am.
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- Thank you.
- No, I mean, he didn't spe... He doesn't, um...
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- Huh?
- I'm-I'm saying he doesn't, I'm saying he...
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- What were you saying?
- He doesn't always speak English.
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Sometimes he's...
I come here a lot, so, yeah.
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Uh, anyway, you want to hear
something that's really cool?
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- All right.
- I drove all the way here
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and barely used an ounce of gas.
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Now, that is both economically
and environmentally responsible.
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- So...
- Excuse me.
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Is that the 2018?
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Oh, it most certainly is.
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I was just telling my friend Brenda here
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that she needs to upgrade.
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- She is still driving a 2013.
- All right.
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Oh.
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Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it?
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I tell you what, I am loving it.
And Brenda, you got to upgrade,
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you stupid bitch. Okay?
Don't be a dumb idiot.
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- Oh, you are fun.
- Eh.
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- Would you like to join us for lunch?
- Oh, yes.
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Uh, you know, ladies,
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you know,
while we're on the subject of cars,
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um, I actually drove here
in a Prius today...
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Oh, so you don't have a Range Rover.
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Uh, well, no.
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- I just said I have a Prius...
- No? Okay.
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Then why are we talking to you?
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- Come on.
- Oh, my gosh.
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So when you come to a four-way stop,
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who has the right of way?
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Okay, what you want to do is,
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you want to lurch into the intersection.
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It's like, kind of like a game of chicken.
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You lurch, and then you lurch,
you lurch some more,
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and whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first.
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Mr. Reynolds,
if you would just look at the book.
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Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect,
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but this book does not have the
real rules of the road in here.
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There's nothing in this
book about the Asians.
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You can't be PC
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on the road and expect to live.
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You will die.
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You go to a four-way stop,
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and you think the rules of
the road are going to apply
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to an 80-year-old Asian woman,
you're going to get blasted.
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Right. Well, we are out of time
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for today. I urge you all
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to study what's in the book and
not listen to this man here.
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Bruh, that shit was hilarious.
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You're gonna fail so hard, man.
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I can't afford to fail. I ca...
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- You mind if I cheat off you?
- Yeah, maybe.
241
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- Yeah.
- What's in it for me?
242
00:09:16,907 --> 00:09:17,872
I'll buy you a case of beer.
243
00:09:17,941 --> 00:09:18,874
Nah, I never get carded.
244
00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:20,208
Cigs? Weed? Blow?
245
00:09:20,244 --> 00:09:22,093
Nah, I'm in high school, man.
I can get all that shit.
246
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,962
- How about porno? Yeah.
- Porno?
247
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,163
Dude, I've got a phone.
248
00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:27,031
I've been looking at porno
since I was, like, ten.
249
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,833
No, I'm talking about the real thing.
250
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- The real shit?
- Yeah, the real deal.
251
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- All right.
- Yeah?
252
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,789
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
253
00:09:38,004 --> 00:09:38,669
Hey, man.
254
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:39,861
- Whoa.
- How's it going?
255
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Wha-What are you doing?
256
00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:44,666
Oh. I'm John. Aren't you my Uber?
257
00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,135
Am-am I your Uber? No, I...
258
00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:50,004
Oh, okay. Okay.
259
00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,873
Yeah, I think I see
what's happening here.
260
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,075
Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber,
I'm not your ride.
261
00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:55,760
- Oh, God.
- So, yeah.
262
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,230
Yeah, so why don't you...
um, why don't you get out?
263
00:09:58,232 --> 00:10:00,899
Yeah, sorry, man. Nice car, by the way.
264
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,034
Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, no, it is a...
265
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,036
It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah.
266
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,905
Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of.
267
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,368
Not at all. It's very sensible.
268
00:10:09,403 --> 00:10:10,842
I Uber 'cause I drive this old piece of shit
269
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:11,993
that gets no mileage, so...
270
00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:13,659
Ah. Yeah.
271
00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:15,997
- Hey, John, was it?
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:18,733
That's a strong economy name.
273
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,069
You know, it says so much,
yet it says so little.
274
00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:23,804
- Hmm.
- Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too.
275
00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:25,139
- What?
- Eh.
276
00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:26,942
Hey, man, I got to get going.
277
00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:28,759
I have some friends from my
fantasy league coming over,
278
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,895
- so I should find my ride.
- Hey, I like sports, too.
279
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,831
Yeah, I do, but I've never
280
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really engaged with the
fantasy element of it.
281
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,034
- No? Oh, it's the best.
- No.
282
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,237
And daily fantasy makes every game matter.
283
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,239
- Huh.
- You get way more bang for your buck.
284
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,841
Ah. Well, that's economical.
285
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,727
I... You know what? That makes total sense.
286
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:48,796
I think I'm, I think
I'm starting to understand now.
287
00:10:48,832 --> 00:10:50,932
It always seemed foolish to me before,
288
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,266
but this economy car has got me thinking
289
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:55,136
I could enjoy economy activities.
290
00:10:56,369 --> 00:10:57,873
You know what, John. Cancel your ride.
291
00:10:58,966 --> 00:10:59,907
I'll drive you to your fantasy.
292
00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,092
Thanks, man.
293
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,028
- Yeah.
- Huh.
294
00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:07,429
Aw, dude, when was the last time
we bought baseball cards, man?
295
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:08,900
I don't know, but it's fun, dude,
296
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,769
and it's also, like,
a great investment, right?
297
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,103
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got a Chuck Knoblauch!
298
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,518
- That's, like, pre-yips, man.
- Pre-yips?
299
00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:15,774
- Yeah.
- That could be worth a fortune!
300
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,792
Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man.
He was good.
301
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,794
- Goddamn.
- See, this is what I feel like we missed out on.
302
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:20,996
Like-like our whole lives
could've been different
303
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,797
if those bikes weren't stolen, you know?
304
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:23,999
Yeah, I know.
305
00:11:25,007 --> 00:11:27,936
Wait. Where's your bike?
306
00:11:28,071 --> 00:11:29,938
Ah, shit.
307
00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:34,759
Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm down
308
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,027
for whatever you got planned out here.
309
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,828
- I mean...
- No, no. Here you go.
310
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,030
- What the hell is...?
- This is, this is it.
311
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,032
This is it. This is it.
This is where I kept it.
312
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,167
Check this out. Huh?
313
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,970
Check this out. Trésor.
314
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,172
- Check this out. Yeah.
- Trésor?
315
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,240
Look at this. Look at that.
316
00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:51,926
Skank. Hold on to that.
317
00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:54,796
- Look at this. Score.
- Okay, but...
318
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,865
- Look at it. This is...
- Brah, I-I thought, I thought
319
00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:58,132
you was gonna get me laid, all right?
320
00:11:58,168 --> 00:11:59,801
- That would have been lit.
- Huh? Well, this is just...
321
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,803
- This shit's just weird as hell.
- Well, no...
322
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,004
- I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man.
- Well, the...
323
00:12:03,006 --> 00:12:05,807
Look, my-my boy Dennis
is tight with the girls.
324
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,826
He's gonna get you laid,
but you got to help me pass that test.
325
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,096
Here, check this out. Look at that. Ooh!
326
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,897
- Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. No, no.
- Huh? That's nice. Wait, wait.
327
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,165
Hold that up.
I want to get it for my Instagram story.
328
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,034
Yeah, that was good. That was good.
Here you go, here you go.
329
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,103
- Check this out. Ho!
- Oh!
330
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,838
This shit's weird as hell, man.
331
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:21,973
Yeah.
332
00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:27,332
I mean, sure, it feels a little fast.
333
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,729
And at first I thought it was
'cause I had the newest model,
334
00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:29,998
but that's not it.
335
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,800
They recognize me for who I really am.
336
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:33,068
You know, my true identity.
337
00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:35,003
They, uh, invited me
338
00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:36,871
to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthday
339
00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:38,402
on a private jet.
340
00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:42,093
That's when I was like,
"Okay, well, which one is it?
341
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:45,162
Turks or Caicos?
'Cause I'm not invited back on Caicos."
342
00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,135
Why aren't you laughing?
343
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,972
No. Well, you probably don't speak English.
344
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,907
I speak English. It's just not funny.
345
00:12:58,086 --> 00:12:58,993
- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
346
00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:00,862
Deandra, that massage was everything.
347
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,864
- Was it?
- Ah. We deserve it.
348
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,799
- Mm.
- At least I do.
349
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,068
I just wish my second husband
came with a dimmer switch.
350
00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:09,203
I forgot how much energy
men in their 20s have.
351
00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:10,888
Oh.
352
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,808
Karen upgraded.
Her first husband was, like, 70.
353
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,126
- Mm.
- Now she's got a boy toy
354
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,161
with five percent body fat. Yum.
355
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,080
Karen, you dog.
356
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,965
But his brain is the size of a pea,
357
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,767
- so conversations are like pulling teeth.
- Hmm.
358
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,102
You don't have to worry about these things
359
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,970
- 'cause you've never been married.
- That's true.
360
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,206
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
361
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,127
Oh, Karen, you bitch.
362
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:36,931
You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.
363
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,201
You're not the alpha here,
you crusty-ass fool.
364
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,805
Oh, I'm gonna cuck you so hard.
365
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,941
Your boy toy... he's mine.
366
00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:49,027
I will destroy you.
367
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,897
I am a 2018 Range Rover woman.
368
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,899
I am a golden goddess.
369
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,901
Who are you, idiot?
370
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,103
Savage!
371
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,204
Idiot!
372
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,708
Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey.
373
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:05,773
Hey, Frankie.
374
00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:06,194
- Hey, how you doing?
- What's up? Hey.
375
00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:07,929
- Hey, thanks for inviting us.
- Yeah.
376
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,998
Hey, uh, listen, everybody,
this is my friend Frank
377
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,000
- and his, uh... friend. His-his, uh...
- Hey.
378
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,001
- ...young friend.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:15,202
- Thanks for inviting us. Yeah.
- Make yourself at home.
380
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:17,872
- Hey. Hey.
- Yeah. Hey. Uh,
381
00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:19,073
what do you think, guys?
It's pretty great, right?
382
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,742
John's got a pretty nice setup.
383
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:21,959
You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too,
384
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,762
which is great for playing fantasy sports.
385
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,029
We're-we're doing a little
fantasy baseball right now.
386
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,898
Is this the dude you're talking about?
387
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,833
Uh, yeah. Mm, yeah.
388
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,167
Don't embarrass me, man.
389
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,836
- I'm not embarrassing you.
- Dennis.
390
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,870
- This place is weak, bro.
- Oh.
391
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,105
- Bro.
- It's not... no, not weak.
392
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:36,774
Who is...? Yeah. Not weak, guy.
393
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,192
You know, these guys,
they-they totally get it.
394
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:39,927
You know what I mean? Hey, look.
395
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,195
They work hard,
but they play hard, you know.
396
00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:43,197
They play fantasy hard, too.
397
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,200
- Yeah. I really want to show you this lineup I...
- Dennis?
398
00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,201
At least hit on the one chick that's here.
399
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:51,238
Oh. Uh, no.
That's-that's Tara, and I think, uh...
400
00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:53,207
I think John's got a little
bit of a thing for her, so...
401
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,892
You lose your mojo?
402
00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,385
I didn't lose my mojo.
403
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,029
- I still got my...
- Yeah, you got it.
404
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,697
- You got the moves?
- I got my mojo.
405
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:00,965
- I said you-you...
- What are you doing?
406
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,562
Uh, Insta story.
407
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:03,663
- Kids.
- Cool.
408
00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:06,170
- What is it?
- It's video, bro.
409
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,040
Uh, okay. What do I do?
Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...?
410
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,141
Oh, this dude sucks.
411
00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:13,194
What are you doing, man?
I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you.
412
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,129
- You'll suck me?
- No, that's...
413
00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:16,998
- That's not what I meant.
- Oh, that's perfect, man.
414
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,800
What are you,
what are you gonna do with that, dude?
415
00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:20,068
- Don't put that out in the world.
- Go, go, go, go.
416
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,202
- Go hit on the girl, will you?
- Yeah.
417
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,937
- I'll show you what sucks, huh?
- Let's go. Let's see it.
418
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:24,805
- I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see.
- I want to watch. Let's go.
419
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:25,940
- Who is this guy?
- Come on.
420
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,041
- Come watch this. Watch this.
- All right. All right.
421
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:29,827
Yo.
422
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,829
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?
423
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,965
Um, oh, cooking.
You... What is that, chili? Cool.
424
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,901
- Yeah.
- Did you make enough for everybody?
425
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,103
- Yeah, you want some?
- Oh, no. It makes me... makes me fart.
426
00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:42,907
I don't want to,
I don't want to fart right now.
427
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,194
Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat,
428
00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:47,995
and that's... that's pretty cool.
429
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:49,997
Like, I don't see a lot of,
like, girls wearing hats,
430
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,800
you know, and I'm wearing a hat,
too, you know.
431
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:53,267
It's like, it's like we're...
432
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,659
It's like we're hat twins.
433
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,071
You know what I mean? Yeah.
434
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:59,273
And I-I have a twin.
435
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:01,075
I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part...
436
00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:02,827
I'm one part of a twin. Uh...
437
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,029
I have a twin sister,
is what I'm trying to say.
438
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,764
Mm.
439
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,801
Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man.
440
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,172
Yeah. I-I don't have that.
441
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,173
Like, everything makes her...
442
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,992
everything makes her fart.
443
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,794
- I'm gonna get back in there.
- Yeah.
444
00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:20,862
- Yeah.
- The Minnesota Twins.
445
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,798
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, they're a team.
446
00:16:26,203 --> 00:16:27,497
Mm.
447
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:29,938
It was pretty cool.
448
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,773
We're gonna hit the road. Uh...
449
00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:32,674
- Are you guys gonna take off?
- Yeah, we're gonna
450
00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:33,741
- take off.
- Be good though, bro.
451
00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:35,026
- Word. Word.
- See you, man.
452
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:36,827
Look, just pedal faster.
453
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,896
I'm going as fast as I can, bro.
You tacked on
454
00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:40,765
- a little too much mass, I think.
- Don't blame this on me, dude.
455
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,166
- Are you doing the leg routine I gave you?
- I'm so tired
456
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,968
- of doing your routines, man.
- Are you drinking the Fight Milk?
457
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,169
It makes me so sick!
458
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,038
- There it is!
- Oh, shit! That is it!
459
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,239
- Hey!
- Hey, punks!
460
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,775
That's our bike.
461
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,993
Well, it's ours now.
462
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,794
What are you gonna do about it?
463
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,262
- Listen, you little piece of shit. I'm gonna...
- Yo, whoa!
464
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,264
Hey! The hell is this?
465
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,067
What are you doing? You yelling at my kid?
466
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:00,801
- Uh, thank you for coming out, sir.
- You all right?
467
00:17:00,871 --> 00:17:04,431
Uh, I believe that your son
and his friends stole a bike.
468
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:05,835
I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike?
469
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,209
- Uh, no. He stole our bike.
- Let me talk to my son.
470
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,761
- Let's see if we can get down to it, okay?
- Okay. Okay. Thank you.
471
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,030
- Dude, do you know who that is?
- No.
472
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,964
That's Shawn Dumont,
who stole our bike in seventh grade.
473
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,921
- That's him.
- That's Shawn Dumont?
474
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:16,968
- Holy shit, you're right.
- I know. He got fat as shit, man.
475
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,169
I almost didn't recognize him.
476
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,970
Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care.
477
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,040
I just want to get my bike and let's just go
478
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,241
- and have fun.
- Let's just get back to it. All right.
479
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,793
Let's not get tripped up by that.
480
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,062
Okay, good news. He didn't steal it.
481
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:29,864
- What? Uh, yeah, he did. It's-it's right there.
- Yeah.
482
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,198
I'm looking at it. You want to take a look?
483
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:33,134
No, no. He says he didn't steal it.
484
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,136
And, you know, he didn't steal it.
485
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,937
- Okay?
- Well, no, that is definitely our bike,
486
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,841
- a-and we want it back, okay?
- Yeah, we want it back.
487
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,195
What are you gonna do about it?
488
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,934
Uh... uh...
489
00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:52,203
- Nothing, yeah.
- Nothing.
490
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,205
- Yeah. That's what I thought.
- Damn it.
491
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,207
- Dude, it's the perfect line, dude. There's no coming back...
- Yeah.
492
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,125
- ...from that.
- It's just like, when you say it,
493
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,827
it just ends the whole thing.
494
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,961
Damn it.
495
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,853
I can't believe this happened again.
496
00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:04,227
Son of a bitch.
497
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,260
- Dee!
- Hey.
498
00:18:16,281 --> 00:18:18,997
What a nice surprise.
I wasn't expecting you. You know,
499
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,866
- I was just telling Brenda about my new bed linens.
- Oh.
500
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,735
Egyptian cotton.
501
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,069
1,000 thread count. You got to see them.
502
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,738
Oh, I-I've seen them.
503
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,940
I've seen them real up close and personal.
504
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,742
- I'm sorry?
- You heard me.
505
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,028
This spinster spun a web that
swallowed your boy toy up whole.
506
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,829
I am a goddess.
507
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,964
Okay, I'm having a hard time
following what you're...
508
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,701
I am a golden goddess, you idiot.
509
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,703
Savage idiots!
510
00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,906
And I banged your man.
511
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:49,727
Aidan!
512
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,995
Where the hell were you?
513
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,863
The test was this morning!
514
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,066
- I failed so hard!
- Dude,
515
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,135
my mom saw the Instagram
with all the porn and shit.
516
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,137
She said no phone privileges and no license.
517
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,672
I'm-I'm grounded, bro.
518
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,608
Aw! Moms are so not lit.
519
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,960
Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night.
520
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,161
- That's lit.
- Yeah.
521
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,962
Get out!
- Who's the alpha now,
522
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,765
- huh, Karen?
- Get off my property, bitch!
523
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,767
How could you have done this to me?
524
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,970
- Frank?
- Deandra, what the hell are you doing here?
525
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,105
Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man
526
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:20,107
from Aidan's Instagram stories.
527
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:21,792
Aidan and I are study buddies.
528
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,797
Your husband's taking driver's ed?
Well, I tell you what,
529
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,798
I showed him how to drive stick last night.
530
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,666
Aidan's my son!
531
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:30,801
What's that?
532
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,136
What's up, Dee?
533
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,938
- Oh...
- Brenda,
534
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,940
- call the police. Now.
- No, no. - All right.
535
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,675
- Um... Oh, my God.
- B-Bye-bye. Let's go.
536
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,959
- Get out of here. Keys?
- That's right. Go.
537
00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:40,828
- Are you sure about this?
- Yes, dude.
538
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,624
Shawn Dumont is an asshole.
539
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,438
He stole our bikes and
he stole our identities.
540
00:19:44,473 --> 00:19:45,700
I can't believe he's getting away
with this, man.
541
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,701
You know what?
We got to do what we should've done
542
00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:49,510
- 30 years ago.
- Yes. Yes.
543
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,705
- You're right.
- You ready?
544
00:19:50,707 --> 00:19:51,906
Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick.
545
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:54,708
- Son of a bitch.
- That goddamn prick.
546
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,993
Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen.
547
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,702
I know where he hides that shit.
548
00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:58,930
Hey, you.
549
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,061
- Dennis.
- Oh, boy.
550
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,931
It has been a long-ass day.
It is definitely beer o'clock.
551
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,933
- What's up?
- There is always Coors
552
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,735
- in the garage fridge, bro.
- Oh.
553
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,738
Clutch!
554
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,172
What's up?
555
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,001
Jonathan!
556
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,106
What's up?
557
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,041
What is this?
558
00:21:00,716 --> 00:21:01,726
What am I seeing?
559
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,928
This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning.
560
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,729
- Oh.
- I don't know.
561
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,640
I think I'm gonna donate
it to the fire department
562
00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:08,733
- or something.
- C-Can...
563
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,133
can I...
564
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,869
c-can I purchase it from...
565
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,137
I will purchase it from you.
566
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,940
The Blue Book value,
I'll-I'll give you double.
567
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:17,974
Deal.
568
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,962
- Be gone from me now.
- What?
569
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,964
Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.
570
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,766
The transaction is complete.
571
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,685
Dennis, I don't understand.
572
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,770
Be gone!
573
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,869
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
574
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,071
♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
575
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,139
♪ Never gonna run around... ♪
576
00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:52,759
Hey! Charlie? Mac?
577
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:53,961
- Dennis!
- Guys.
578
00:21:53,997 --> 00:21:56,657
The cops, the parents, they're all after us.
579
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:57,965
How'd you get a Range Rover?
Let's just get in. Get in.
580
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,967
- Oh, man, we did a bad thing.
- Yeah, get in.
581
00:22:00,003 --> 00:22:02,169
- Go! Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go.
- Oh, Jesus.
582
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,771
We did a bad thing, dude.
I think I killed a kid.
583
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:06,755
He did. I saw him.
I think the kid's dead.
584
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,662
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
585
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,999
♪ Your heart's been aching,
but you're too shy to say it ♪
586
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,934
♪ Inside we both know
what's been going on ♪
587
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,003
What the hell is going on here?
588
00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:21,672
Hey!
589
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,008
- Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?
- Hey.
590
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,960
We almost got T-boned by an Asian.
591
00:22:25,962 --> 00:22:28,829
It was totally my fault.
She did everything by the book.
592
00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,798
Very surprising.
593
00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:33,968
- Also, Dee banged a kid.
- Ah.
594
00:22:34,037 --> 00:22:36,103
No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch...
595
00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:39,840
It doesn't matter. It's okay.
596
00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:42,859
You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.
597
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,729
♪ Never gonna say good-bye ♪
598
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,732
♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪
599
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,735
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
600
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,937
♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
601
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:56,874
♪ Never gonna run
around and desert you ♪
602
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,093
♪ Never gonna make you cry ♪
603
00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:01,762
♪ Never gonna say good-bye ♪
604
00:23:01,764 --> 00:23:05,916
♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪
605
00:23:32,962 --> 00:23:35,029
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