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Where is it? It was right here.
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- I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac,
- _
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what are you even talking about? The word is
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"superstition," not "stupidstition."
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I know what the word is, Charlie.
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I'm saying your Green Man
suit is a stupid superstition.
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Oh, really?
Then why do the Eagles keep winning?
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Also, by the way, dude,
uh, you're a Cowboys fan,
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- so shut the hell up.
- I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan,
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and he retired, so now I bleed green.
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- Go, Birds, go, Birds!
- All right, well,
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I'm not going to the Super Bowl without it.
I got to find it.
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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?
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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?
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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.
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- Do you know how football works?
- Yes, that's right,
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your voodoo bullshit is not
gonna mean anything at the...
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What? What's going on with your eye?
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Uh, nothing, I got a...
I think I got an eyelash in it.
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You're, like,
scratching it and it's blinking...
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I just, I slept on it funny.
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What the hell is the holdup here?
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Frank, this is why I wanted
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total control over the guest list,
all right?
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The eyes of the world are
gonna be on Philadelphia.
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And I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?
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And that is why I'm very
nervous about these guys.
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Yeah! Chug, chug, chug!
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Chug, chug, chug!
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- Chug, chug, chug!
- Hey!
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Chug... boom!
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That's 15.
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Post that, Jack, post it, baby.
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I can't... it doesn't work with this, uh...
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- Oh!
- Oh, come on.
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No big, giant, ridiculous hands.
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What? What? D-Don't make me go without them.
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I'm not making you go at all.
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Frank, these people are the worst.
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Come on, Mac. This is the salt of the earth.
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These people represent Philadelphia.
That's right.
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- Yeah.
- You have literally picked out
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the biggest pieces of shit in the city.
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I got to agree with that.
These guys are pieces of shit.
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- What is in your mouth?
- Chew.
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- Awesome, cool, good to see you.
- Oh, my God.
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- Cricket.
- Yeah, baby?
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Bad news, you're out.
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- What? Wait, why?
- Well, you are literally
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the worst representation of the entire city.
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- Oh...
- Your nose is bleeding as we speak.
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Okay, I came up portside on a horse,
and he was a little quicker than me...
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that's lesson learned.
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You can't bump Crick.
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- I can, I have, and I will.
- Oh, God.
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I have an alternate. Here he comes.
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- Hey, guys!
- Oh, hey!
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- Pumped for the big game?
- Yeah, baby.
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Yes. Now, see, Rex represents the best
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- that Philadelphia has to offer.
- Oh, yeah.
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Either way, Cricks, you're out.
Get out of here.
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- Unbelievable. I mean...
- All right, Crick, all right.
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- You're the worst.
- We got to go, we got to go.
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Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise.
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Here you go, here you go.
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- Is this a bar?
- Nice.
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- Nice.
- Fully stocked, baby.
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- You found it!
- All right.
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You found the damn suit... can we go now?
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E! A! G!
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L! E! S! Eagles!
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♪ The eye of the tiger... ♪
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Yeah.
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Wait for it.
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no. We're gonna sing it again?
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This is, like, the tenth time.
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Oh, yeah, i-it turns out
there's not that many songs
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about Philadelphia.
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Aw, man...
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Uh, Charlie.
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- What happened to your nose?
- Uh...
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You're bleeding, man.
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Uh, um. Oh, all right.
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- All right, fine, it's me.
- Oh!
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- Cricket.
- Cricket!
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Yes, it's me, it's me.
I snuck on, all right?
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- Ah, this damn nose.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh. We should, uh,
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uh, we should probably go back
for Charlie, right? But...
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Ah, I don't want to set a
precedent of little mishaps
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setting us back, so...
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Cricket, you're back in.
We're going to the Super Bowl.
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- Yeah, all right.
- Hey, Mac, uh,
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what about the waitress?
She's gonna want to turn around.
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- Sh-She don't even like football.
- Oh, yeah, football sucks.
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But if Charlie missed the bus,
he missed the bus.
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I'm not missing a second
of my dreamboat, Tommy Terrific!
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- Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Go, Pats!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Drive! Drive!
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Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Oh, shit, pothole.
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Oh, something kicked loose inside.
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- Oh, that was bad. That was bad.
- Oh, yeah.
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You're not looking so good, Frank.
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- Yeah.
- You want a protein shake?
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- No. No.
- Brought a couple cases
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of my new Invigaron berries
to hock at the game.
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Invigaron?
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You're involved in that pyramid scheme, too?
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No. No hocking berries
at the Super Bowl, Rex.
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Just be meat, okay?
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Well... take off your shirt, please.
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It's so cold, Mac.
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- And you. What's going on with you?
- No, no, no. I'm fine.
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Just a little intestinal cramping.
I'll be fine.
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- Come on, let's rent a car and ditch these dodos, okay?
- Oh, Jesus.
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W-What's wrong with your eye?
It's, like, way worse.
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Okay, I get it, I get it.
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It's "Pick on Dee for No Reason Day."
Real original.
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Uh, okay.
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Oh, man, I got grease on my jean shorts.
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All right, well, uh, all right,
there's good news and bad news.
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The bad news is, the axle's bent,
and this bus isn't going anywhere.
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But the good news is,
is we passed a Walmart a few miles back.
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So you can go get some parts.
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Oh, no, no, no. They don't have axles there.
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But I can get a new pair of jean shorts.
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Damn it, Frank. I knew this would happen.
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We invite the wrong crowd,
and now we've got people
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going on expeditions for jean shorts.
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And hocking magical berries
and rooting for the Patriots?
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This always happens to us.
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Every single thing we do turns to shit.
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And now, we finally have an
opportunity to be something,
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to be winners, and we're not gonna make it.
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We are never,
ever gonna make it to the Super Bowl.
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Well...
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E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!
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Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Super Bowl LII.
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Well, we made it to the Super Bowl.
That was easy.
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Yeah, it was incredibly smooth.
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All right, guys,
let's go out into the stadium,
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see what we can get ourselves into.
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Guys, guys.
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Let's just stay in the box, all right?
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You know, for the whole game,
everybody just stays in the box.
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Let's-let's cool it on the boos, you know?
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That's-that's kind of, like,
what we're famous for, you know?
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We-we boo ourselves,
we boo the Eagles, we boo Santa Claus.
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Let's save our boos,
for the team that deserves it.
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And that's the most successful franchise
in the history of organized sports.
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Okay. Let's just be the most respectful
Philly fans we can be.
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Mac's right. Everybody,
just act like you belong.
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- What? What?
- That's okay to boo.
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Yeah, Dee, your eye does not look good.
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Okay, "Everybody look at me,
I'm a stupid Pats fan,
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making up stuff about Dee's eye."
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Dee, you definitely have pink eye.
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I-I don't have pink... all right.
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Would a person with pink eye do this?
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Would she do that?
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- Boo.
- What?
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- Guys, the game's gonna start. Kickoff, kickoff.
- Oh!
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Kickoff, kickoff.
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Guys, stay positive. Stay positive.
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Gostkowski approaches the football,
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and Super Bowl LII is underway.
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Oh, I like this drive, boys.
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I like this drive.
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Birds look good. Birds look good.
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Frank, what's going on, man?
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- Huh?
- What's wrong with you?
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I just got to go to the bathroom.
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We can go? Let's take a, take a walk.
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Well, h-hold on one second.
They're... Eagles are driving.
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- Let's just wait till there's a break in the action.
- I got to pee.
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Hello. Someone has been pushing
the call button. Nonstop.
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Oh, that's me.
Yeah, I-I choked down some dogs too fast.
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They-they didn't settle, you know?
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They came back up, actually.
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On the other dogs.
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Yeah, we're gonna need some
reinforcements there, pal.
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Can we get some binoculars up in here, too?
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Oh, my God.
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How did I move all the way to Minnesota,
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and I'm still waiting on you people?
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- Huh?
- What are you talking about?
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- I've waited on you.
- I-I don't know this guy.
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- No, you never waited on us.
- Uh-uh.
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- We don't live in Minnesota, bud.
- Yeah.
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I have waited on you back in...
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Uh, you know what? It's not worth recapping.
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W-What's the point?
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Hey, man.
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You seem a little stressed... ooh.
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You're kind of frail. You need to get swole.
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What if I told you there's a berry
that can handle all your fitness needs?
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I'm good, but thank you.
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I'm just gonna go do my job.
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Oh!
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I tied his shoelaces together.
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This Minnesota rube, he's not ready
for your big-city shenanigans, Frank.
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Waiter, run and go get us some beer,
would you?
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And the kick is good.
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And the Eagles lead Super Bowl LII...
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I got to pee now. I got to pee now.
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- Yeah, let's go now.
- All right. There's a break in the action.
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- Frank, we got to come back fast. Come back fast.
- I got to go.
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Oh! God! Damn it!
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What's going on over there, Frank?
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I got a kidney stone.
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Oh. O-On the bus.
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I felt a little piece of
kidney stone break off
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and go through the, into the bladder.
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Why didn't you tell me that
you have a kidney stone, dude?
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I don't want to freak you out.
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Well, you're freaking me out now, man.
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Oh, shit, we're missing something.
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Listen, Frank.
This kidney stone better not screw us up.
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I can manage.
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This ain't my first rodeo.
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The P.A.T. is no good. He missed it.
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Yes!
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We don't see the touchdown and
then they miss the extra point?
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Dee, how'd the Eagles score?
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Who knows?
I can't see a goddamn thing this high up.
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These seats are the worst.
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You can't see because you have
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a very serious bacterial
infection in your eye.
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- Hey, you got new hands.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I like them.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Oh, ding-dong here's getting honored
with the rest of the vets.
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I'm gonna sneak down there with him.
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When we get close to the field,
I'm gonna let you in
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on a little plan I've whipped up.
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No, no plans, all right?
Just stay in the box.
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Guess what? No one's talking to you, okay?
239
00:09:50,197 --> 00:09:51,329
All right, when we get close to the field...
240
00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:54,399
Whoa. Dee.
Both your eyes are looking real bad.
241
00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:57,468
Oh, yeah, that pink eye's disgusting.
242
00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,136
So, you know what, you can go, but I'm,
243
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,271
I'm just gonna cover you up
244
00:10:00,406 --> 00:10:02,290
so people don't know that
you're from Philadelphia.
245
00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:04,359
Go. Go. Go.
246
00:10:04,361 --> 00:10:07,095
Mac, come on. What're we doing up here, huh?
247
00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:10,498
L-Luxury suite? Napkins? Utensils?
248
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,434
We're going soft up here
in this ivory tower.
249
00:10:13,503 --> 00:10:15,236
I mean, if they get to go, we should, too.
250
00:10:15,371 --> 00:10:19,257
Come on, let us loose, Mac.
Unleash the fury!
251
00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:20,391
I mean, how's Brady even supposed to know
252
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,260
I'm here in this stupid box? The guy...
253
00:10:22,262 --> 00:10:24,884
Tom Brady does not care that you are here.
254
00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:27,923
Guys, nobody leaves the box!
All right? And you.
255
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,400
Take off the goddamn shirt!
256
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,270
Whoa.
257
00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:34,204
Oh...
258
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,090
What am I looking at here, Rex?
259
00:10:36,225 --> 00:10:38,226
It's the Invigoron berries, man.
260
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:41,228
They're loaded with sugar,
but I'm in too deep.
261
00:10:41,298 --> 00:10:44,365
I've got to sell 40 cases of this stuff
or I'm gonna lose my apartment.
262
00:10:44,401 --> 00:10:46,367
The snap is good,
the hold is perfect...
263
00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:52,404
Oh, yes! In your face! In your face!
264
00:10:52,659 --> 00:10:55,126
Brady hands off to James White.
265
00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,327
He's across the 20,
266
00:10:56,329 --> 00:10:59,130
avoids another tackle and
crosses the goal line.
267
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,464
- Touchdown, Patriots.
- Yes!
268
00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,134
Hell yeah, another Patriots touchdown.
269
00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:05,202
Tommy Touchdown coming to get y'all. Yes.
270
00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,404
You know what? You get out, too.
271
00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:07,471
- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.
272
00:11:07,507 --> 00:11:08,489
- I can go?
- Yes.
273
00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:10,358
All right. Tommy, Mama's coming.
274
00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:12,093
I got to piss.
275
00:11:12,162 --> 00:11:13,561
The stone's making me go. I got to go.
276
00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:16,030
Frank, I've already taken you,
like, three times, all right?
277
00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:18,499
And all I've got to see are
good plays by the Patriots.
278
00:11:18,568 --> 00:11:21,168
- Let the man piss.
- Yeah, I got to go.
279
00:11:21,237 --> 00:11:25,389
No. Every time Frank goes to the bathroom,
the Eagles score.
280
00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:30,128
Are you pissing?
281
00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:32,397
Piss, Frank, piss.
282
00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,178
I'm pissing, and it hurts like shit.
283
00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:35,132
What's going on with the game?
284
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:36,467
Just keep peeing. I don't know.
It's not updating.
285
00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:38,335
...throws into the end zone.
286
00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:40,138
Touchdown!
287
00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:42,156
- Us or them? Us or them?
- I don't know, Frank.
288
00:11:42,158 --> 00:11:44,092
- I don't know. What happened? Wha...?
- Hey-oh!
289
00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:47,228
- Pondy, what happened?
- Eagles score!
290
00:11:47,297 --> 00:11:50,497
Yes!
291
00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:53,634
Pondy, I need you to bring
as much beer to this bathroom
292
00:11:53,636 --> 00:11:55,335
as you possibly can.
293
00:11:55,372 --> 00:11:57,171
- Frank, drink!
- Got to piss.
294
00:11:57,306 --> 00:12:00,258
I need you to piss
through this entire game, Frank.
295
00:12:00,393 --> 00:12:02,460
- We can't leave this bathroom.
- I want to...
296
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:03,494
The Eagles need us.
297
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:24,132
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
Hold on. You need a pass.
298
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,461
- Hey, whoa, watch out. Watch where you're going.
- Oop, sorry.
299
00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:40,064
- Open your eyes.
- Sorry. Oh.
300
00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:49,290
Perfect timing, man.
I need to get this out to Brady.
301
00:12:49,425 --> 00:12:51,225
Brady's ready to go out.
302
00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:54,295
He's really wiping that
sweat off with that towel.
303
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:55,496
I mean, he's really going at it.
304
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:57,432
Just squirt some out, man, squirt it out.
305
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,301
I can't piss no more. It hurts like shit.
306
00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:01,368
You got to force it out, then.
307
00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,370
Where's Pondy with the beer? Oh!
308
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,323
You, you! Ten beers, stat.
309
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,058
I'm off duty,
just here to go to the bathroom.
310
00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:10,333
- Mac, the crew got out.
- What?
311
00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:13,096
- It's not just a berry.
- Oh, no.
312
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,466
It's a berry found deep in the
jungles of the Amazon forest,
313
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,468
and available for the first time!
314
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,270
I'm a happy client.
315
00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:23,424
First down! Whoo, yeah. I love you, Tom.
316
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:29,296
And it's always nice to see
our nation's troops being honored.
317
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,365
We are Philadelphia!
318
00:13:31,401 --> 00:13:34,301
These guys are a total embarrassment.
319
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,305
We blew it, man.
320
00:13:37,307 --> 00:13:40,057
Now Brady's got the ball with
two and a half minutes left.
321
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:41,325
He's gonna take the ball down the field,
322
00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:43,260
he's gonna score,
and he's gonna win the game.
323
00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:45,329
Because that's who he is, man.
324
00:13:45,331 --> 00:13:48,065
And you know who we are? We're losers.
325
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:49,399
All of Philadelphia.
326
00:13:49,436 --> 00:13:52,336
We're angry, and we're mean and we're cruel.
327
00:13:52,472 --> 00:13:54,539
And we act like jerks,
and now these assholes,
328
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:57,491
they can't even bring us beer
so that you can pass the stone
329
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,627
and we can win the game.
330
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:05,233
No. No, no, Mac. You got 'em all wrong.
331
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,433
No.
332
00:14:06,503 --> 00:14:10,370
Those guys, those guys are Philadelphia.
333
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:14,325
They bust their ass every
day just to get through.
334
00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:18,329
And then, on a Sunday,
they put all their hopes into the Eagles.
335
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:23,267
And year after year after year,
their team lets them down.
336
00:14:23,269 --> 00:14:24,468
And they get angry.
337
00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:28,489
And that anger builds into a stone of fury.
338
00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:31,359
And if it could just be released,
339
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:33,427
then we could feel something different.
340
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,429
What?
341
00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:39,116
W-Well, then, you, me, us, those guys,
342
00:14:39,135 --> 00:14:43,370
the whole city of Philadelphia
could feel like champions!
343
00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:45,255
Frank.
344
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,524
You got to push that stone out right now.
345
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,126
- You can do it.
- I can do it.
346
00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:50,394
- You can do it.
- I'll piss it out!
347
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:52,195
Do it for the Birds, Frank.
348
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:55,132
Do it for the whole city of Philadelphia,
man, push!
349
00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:57,401
Brady,
with White to his right, takes the snap.
350
00:14:57,537 --> 00:15:00,071
Do it like Rocky, man. Push.
351
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,356
Brady back, steps up.
He's hit by Brandon Graham.
352
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:06,093
The ball is loose.
353
00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:10,231
And the Eagles have it!
The Eagles have it.
354
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,232
It's recovered by Derek Barnett.
355
00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:14,309
Brady lost the ball.
356
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,170
Looks like he couldn't see the defender.
357
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:19,312
It's-it's like something
was wrong with his eyes.
358
00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:21,258
Brady fumbled. The Eagles recovered.
359
00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:24,262
- You did it!
- Oh, no, Mac. We did it!
360
00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:26,463
We did it! We did it! We did it.
361
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:28,266
We did it! We did it!
362
00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:30,267
I don't know why you care, fair-weather fan.
363
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:32,681
Fair-weather fan.
You're from Minnesota, that's okay.
364
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,894
E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!
365
00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:44,698
♪ Fly, Eagles, fly... ♪
366
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:45,899
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
367
00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:47,835
- What?
- What're you singing about?
368
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:48,903
Oh, I'm over Tommy Fumbles.
369
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:51,905
I'm all about my man, Nick Foles!
370
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,658
Gross. You know, it doesn't matter.
371
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:55,926
Guys, I have an announcement to make.
372
00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,861
I owe you an apology.
373
00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:01,932
You guys are true representations
of the city of Philadelphia.
374
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,869
And we came together as a city.
375
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:08,689
And, guys,
we helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl.
376
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,757
They won the Super Bowl!
377
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,960
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
378
00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,763
Brady got the ball back,
and there's 58 seconds left in the game.
379
00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:17,593
What did you do?!
380
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,034
You sons of bitches, this is your fault!
You screwed it up!
381
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:21,702
What're we gonna do? What do we do?
382
00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:23,104
Do a superstition. Frank! Pee! Pee! Pee!
383
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:26,857
- Hey, I'm dry.
- Somebody do a superstition, quick!
384
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,660
Charlie!
385
00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:31,795
The Patriots with the ball
at their own nine yard line.
386
00:16:31,864 --> 00:16:33,896
Oh! Oh, Brady's got the ball.
387
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:34,999
- They are out of time outs.
- Wha-What?!
388
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,867
Brady's got the ball with time on the clock?
389
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,869
Oh, shit. What happened? What changed?
390
00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:41,888
Yeah, you're gonna have
to get back in that trap.
391
00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:43,757
- Yep.
- Aw, come on, man.
392
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:44,959
You just told me to get out of it.
393
00:16:45,094 --> 00:16:47,094
Yeah, that was before Brady had the ball.
394
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:50,578
Ah. Does it have to be the same leg or...
395
00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:51,832
- Same leg.
- Damn it!
396
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,834
Are you sure this is gonna work?
397
00:16:53,836 --> 00:16:55,836
Every single thing that every fan does,
398
00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:57,037
at home or at the stadium,
399
00:16:57,106 --> 00:16:59,056
makes a direct impact in the game.
400
00:16:59,058 --> 00:17:00,924
No, you're right.
I want to help you win.
401
00:17:00,994 --> 00:17:02,126
Oh, I'm getting a call.
402
00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:04,996
Let me think about this for a minute.
403
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:06,863
Hey, what's up, Mac?
404
00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:08,733
Hey, Charlie, what's g...
405
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,601
Whoa, man, what the hell happened to you?
406
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:12,803
- It's a long story.
- All right.
407
00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:13,871
Well, did you do your superstitions?
408
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,756
Brady's going to Gronk; we're screwed.
409
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,758
I got one thing left to do.
410
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,826
All right, well, you better hurry up, man.
411
00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:20,027
I'm doing it. Here it goes.
412
00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:21,696
He's backing up in the pocket!
413
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,697
He's back again. He steps up.
414
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,632
- Brady's backing up.
- He's hit. He stumbles.
415
00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:27,968
- Do it, do it now!
- He's throwing!
416
00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:30,971
He is going deep for the end zone,
417
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:33,657
and it is...
418
00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:36,860
batted around...
419
00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:39,997
and incomplete!
420
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:42,733
And the game is over.
421
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:46,937
We did it!
422
00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:49,756
We did it! The superstitions are real!
423
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,625
Yes!
424
00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:54,829
Charlie, you did it!
425
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,096
You did it, you were right.
426
00:17:56,165 --> 00:17:58,032
The superstitions were real.
You did it, man!
427
00:18:01,771 --> 00:18:03,904
What a tremendous Super Bowl.
428
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,791
It is still a mystery as to
what happened with Brady's eye,
429
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:09,727
but it had to have an effect
on his play late in the game.
430
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:11,595
What a win for the Eagles,
431
00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:14,732
- and what a win for the city of Philadelphia.
- We did it!
432
00:18:54,957 --> 00:19:00,093
They did it! They did it!
They did it! They did it.
433
00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:04,765
- It's over!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
434
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,700
- They did it!
- They did it!
435
00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:09,770
Oh, my God, they did it!
436
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,767
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