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Mac, Mac, open up!
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Let me in!
There's no time to waste! Come on!
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Come on, man! I know you're in there!
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Oh, that's it! I'm coming in!
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Ow! Oh, shit!
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I just opened up the old cut.
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Why didn't you open the door?
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- It wasn't locked.
- Come on, we got to get going.
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You got any ice in there? Ow.
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They put me in charge.
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It's a gay pride parade or something.
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Can I use this sock?
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Oh, my God.
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We're making a float for the parade,
to rope in the gays.
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Ow! But we only got 24 hours.
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I'm gonna use this newspaper.
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I stuff it up. I plug it. Okay.
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Well, you're gonna be our prize gay.
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You're gonna dance on top.
They told me to get you.
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I told 'em,
"I don't get the whole gay thing."
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I drew the short straw, so here I am.
Let's roll.
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I-I don't want to do that,
because I-I just...
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I don't know
where I fit in as a gay man,
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and it's starting to get to me.
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Oh, Christ! Now?
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They give me one job and I got
to deal with your feelings?
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I-I don't know. I-I...
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I'm not feeling very proud.
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A-All right.
Look, Mac, I never really got you.
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And-and, to be honest,
now that you're gay,
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I get you even less.
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Nothing against it.
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I just don't get it.
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But let's try and work together, okay?
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Help me help you, all right?
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All right. I guess. Sure.
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Okay. Let's go find your pride.
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_
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Where exactly are you taking me, Frank?
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Your problem is you're only
hanging out with straights.
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I'm gonna take you to a club
where you can meet a few guys,
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maybe snap you
out of that funk you're in.
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All right. I just don't know if
I'm ready for a relationship, you know?
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You're just scared, is all.
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You got to meet a couple of normal gays.
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And, by the way, when we're in there,
you got to watch my back.
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If one of these queens comes at me,
I'm gonna go berserk.
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Frank, you're a 75-year-old man with
a face that looks like hamburger meat.
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I'm sure you're safe.
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Yeah.
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L-Let's try to blend in.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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Jesus Christ, Frank.
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Isn't this what all gay guys are into?
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I-I don't think so, but,
either way, I know I'm not into it.
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A-All right, all right, relax.
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Let's hit the buffet. We'll hang back.
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We'll scope out the scene.
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Okay? Ooh, look at that.
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Ooh. This is a much better spread
than they have at the straight orgies.
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- Yeah, I don't feel comfortable in here, Frank.
- Oh. Hmm.
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I know. That's why
you got to jump in headfirst.
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Go find some nice guys,
smack you around a little bit.
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I don't want to get smacked around.
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That's part of the culture, Mac.
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It's a very small subset of the culture.
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And it's totally fine for these guys,
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but it's just a little too much for me.
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Too... Ow. Oh, and this cut.
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I got to take 'em out and restuff.
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- Oh, God.
- Goddamn, dude, that is disgusting.
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- Mm, I got to plug it. I got to plug it up.
- Oh!
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- You're putting it in the chicken?
- Got to... Yeah.
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- What are you... Oh, my God.
- No, I got to keep it plugged.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's spicy.
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Ooh, there must be some hot
sauce on them wings.
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They're buffalo wings.
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- Let me try one.
- Don't eat the god... Oh, Frank.
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Oh, look out. Incoming.
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Um, how may we help you?
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Mac, unzip this thing,
so we can find out what it wants.
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Sir, I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
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Why? Because I'm straight?
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No. Because you put your
nose rags in the chicken.
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Oh, uh, excuse me, Your Highness,
I'll be more careful.
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Hey, how much I got to pay you
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to let my boy Mac here
take you for a spin?
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I'm not a prostitute.
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- You do this for fun?
- Yes.
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I'm never gonna get it.
I'll never get this.
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Why did I get this mission?
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- I... You see, I drew the short straw.
- Okay.
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- Uh, let's go, Frank. I'm so sorry, sir.
- That's it.
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W-We'll be leaving.
Frank, let's just go home.
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No, no, no. No, Goldilocks,
we're not going home.
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You got to find that pride.
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Okay, this place is a little too rough.
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I-I admit it. Fine.
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We're gonna go someplace softer.
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♪ Oh, no, no, finally,
it has happened to me ♪
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♪ Right in front of my face,
my feelings can't describe it... ♪
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So, you see anything you like?
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Not really.
These are drag queens, Frank.
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Come on, Mac. Help me out.
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I'm sticking my neck out for you
and you're giving me nothing.
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How are you sticking
your neck out for me?
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I'm running a real risk
coming to a joint like this.
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I mean, one false move
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and these fairies could
poke me full of holes.
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"Fairies"? What year is it in your head?
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Well, help me out here, man.
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We're running out of time.
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When you came out to your father,
did you come out
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as a top or a bottom?
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A boy or a girl?
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Oh, I haven't come out to him yet.
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Well, maybe that's it.
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You got to tell your dad.
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Yeah, I-I just don't think
I can come out and tell him.
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I-I feel like I got to show him.
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And-and I've been working
on something, actually,
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but it's just gonna take me
a few more weeks, so...
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No, no, weeks, weeks, no.
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We got to be on that float tomorrow.
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Look... I don't know
what to tell you, man.
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You just don't... you don't know
what's going on inside of me.
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Well, I'm sure there's
five or six superviruses
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- eating out your insides.
- No, no.
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I mean the struggle to be who I am.
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I-I just want to show him,
so that he can understand.
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All right, well, explain it to me.
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Okay, well, there's...
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there's, like, this storm inside of me
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and-and it's been raging my whole life.
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And-and I'm down on my knees
and-and I'm-I'm looking
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for answers and then God comes down
to me... and it's a very hot chick...
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- and she pulls me up and we start dancing, okay?
- W-Wait, wait, wait.
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You're gay and you're
dancing with a hot chick
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- who is God?
- Yes.
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- The Catholics really fucked you up.
- Oh, you didn't get it?
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- I'm never gonna get it.
- Okay. All right.
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- Let me start at the beginning, and I'll...
- No, no. Wait.
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Christ, I'm sweating.
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My-my head is exploding.
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I'm gonna try some of this...
put a little of this.
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It'll be good.
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah, shit!
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Ah, that burns.
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Oh, Christ, it's swelling.
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Frank, I think your nose
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- is infected, man.
- No, no, no, no.
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I got... I'm using this insulation
to plug up the flow. I just...
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Yeah, that seems safe.
Oh, shit! Here he comes.
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- I'm freaking out.
- Don't-don't dance around it.
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Just tell him. Rip the Band-Aid off.
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- He'll be cool. You'll see.
- He'll be cool.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's cool, he's cool.
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Yeah.
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- Go for it.
- Yeah.
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H-Hey.
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Hey, Dad! H-Hey, it's, uh...
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it's-it's been a couple years.
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- So, how you been?
- Yeah.
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My cellmate ratted on me
for having an extra pillow.
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I cut out his tongue with
a rusty pair of pliers
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and fed it to the maggots.
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Cool...
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Very cool.
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So, um...
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there's something that, uh,
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I've been meaning to
tell you for a while now.
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Uh-huh...
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All right, there's, like,
a storm inside of me, all right?
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And-and-and... and God
sent me an angel...
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- an angel, and this... this angel is a woman.
- No. Don't.
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And this woman and I...
we start dancing,
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and we get very passionate, and then...
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It's all very confusing, but in the end,
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something new is born.
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Well, wha-what he's trying to say...
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Oh, I know exactly
what he's trying to say.
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My son... finally knocked someone up.
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I'm gonna be a grandfather.
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- Uh...
- Finally!
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Someone to carry on my name.
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Yeah, I mean...
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You know, I-I could carry on your name.
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Yeah. Son, listen to me.
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I never really got you, you know?
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But now,
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I see that there's hope for you yet.
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Well, I-I mean, not with your life,
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but with the life of your son.
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Well, we don't know
that it's gonna be a boy.
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Hey, if it's not a boy,
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you flush that shit out and try again!
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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I'll flush that shit out, and you...
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I'm gonna give you a boy, Dad.
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I'm gonna be a grandfather.
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We will! Dad, you are
gonna be a grandfather. Daddy.
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Uh, Dad? Dad?
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Hey, Dad? Yeah, Dad.
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Oh, no, he had to go.
The guards called him back.
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The guards called him back.
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Oh, that went well.
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Frank? Frank?
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- Ah! Ah, this goddamn cut!
- Yeah...
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- Oh!
- Trying to plug it up.
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- Whoa!
- But I can't stop it.
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- Holy shit!
- Oh.
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I'm using lemon juice and hot
glue to close up the wound.
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- Uh, yeah, okay.
- Huh?
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- All right, look, where's Mac, dude?
- Huh?
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- Mac. You were supposed to get him. Where is he?
- Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Well, is he... is he here? Come on.
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- He's coming.
- All right, well, good.
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Well, he's super late, though. Come on.
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No big deal if he doesn't do it, right?
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I mean, we could find somebody else.
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Someone else? Come on, come on.
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What are you gonna have you, me,
dancing on top of the gay float?
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- No.
- No, no, the press'll murder us!
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- We need an authentically gay man.
- Huh.
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They'll see right through it, man.
They'll kill us.
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I didn't know you guys were
taking this so seriously.
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We're taking it very seriously.
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You know what?
I got something to show you.
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Come look, okay?
That will change everything.
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Hey-oh!
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Holy shit!
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- Yeah, right?
- Right? - Huh? Oh!
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- I mean, this thing's amazing, man.
- Aw.
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Like, it's got a working bar,
it's got these confetti cannons.
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- Huh.
- It's even got, like, a shower
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- that's gonna pour water on Mac...
- Ooh.
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- ...while he does his, like, sexy gay dance...
- Oh!
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...or whatever the hell he's
been working on this whole time.
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- Yeah.
- So, the only thing that's missing...
242
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- Yeah?
- ...is Mac!
243
00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:54,275
Yeah. Uh, uh...
244
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Yeah, good, good.
No problem, I got that covered.
245
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- I got it.
- I hope so, dude,
246
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'cause you only had one job to do, man.
247
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I got it, I got it.
248
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Go, go. Don't mess around the bar. Go!
249
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Sure. What? Ugh!
250
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Who the hell are you?
251
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Who the hell are you?
252
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Oh!
253
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Ah, no!
254
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- Mac!
- What do you want, Frank?
255
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You were banging that broad,
weren't you?
256
00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:25,539
You're-you're trying
to get a girl pregnant
257
00:10:25,575 --> 00:10:28,276
just because that's what
your father wants you to do!
258
00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:31,479
- Ah! Ah! Ah.
- No, no. Frank, that's not what it is, man.
259
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,214
You don't understand.
260
00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,366
You're going back in the closet,
aren't you?
261
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,569
I can't stand it.
Nobody can stand it. Ah.
262
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,487
I'm not going back in the closet,
all right?
263
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,506
I-I just need to come out to him my way,
264
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,508
and I'm not ready
to do that yet, all right?
265
00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:47,244
Ah! Ah! I don't care!
266
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You're coming with me,
you're going on that float.
267
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,266
No! Frank, I'm not ready.
268
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:54,269
I don't want to do it,
and you can't make me.
269
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,404
Fine! Fine. Okay.
270
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Stay here and bang your broads
271
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and feel sorry for yourself.
You know, I don't care.
272
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,740
I don't need you. I'll get another gay.
273
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Somebody way hotter than you.
274
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,233
Hey-oh!
275
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:13,073
Allow me to introduce Paddy's top gay,
276
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a man everybody
in the neighborhood knows,
277
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everybody loves.
278
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The gay that will rope in all the gays.
279
00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:22,380
- Cricket!
- What?
280
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,399
- Hey! Huh?
- Oh! Ah, ha, ha, ha.
281
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,606
Oh! Yeah.
282
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- Huh?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,408
What the hell, Frank? Where's Mac?
284
00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:36,210
- Mac's out.
- Why?!
285
00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:37,412
- Well, I think he's going back in the closet.
- Goddamn it.
286
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:40,081
You had one job: get the gay man
to dance on the gay float.
287
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,232
- I know. No, he's, he...
- It's not that hard.
288
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,434
We got a problem. We got a problem.
Dennis doesn't want to drive.
289
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,169
Now he's saying he's
claustrophobic under there.
290
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,303
What is Cricket doing here?
291
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,505
- Because Frank blew it!
- Aw, come on, man.
292
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- You had one job to do.
- That's what I said.
293
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Cricket's gonna do the dance.
Dance, Cricket. Go. Dance.
294
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No. No, no, no. He look... Oh, God.
No! Come on, man.
295
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,380
- No.
- He looks like a monster, and you look like a monster.
296
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,533
We're not trying to invite
a bar full of monster men.
297
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:00,535
We're-we're looking for
high-spending gay men.
298
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,203
Yeah, but get Dennis to dance.
299
00:12:02,272 --> 00:12:03,337
You can't get the straight man to dance.
300
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:04,538
The press would murder us.
301
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,340
The press doesn't give
two shits about us.
302
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,276
Frank, it's 2018,
and you're the only person
303
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,144
who doesn't seem
to understand gay culture.
304
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,412
That's true. That's true.
305
00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,480
My head is swelling with blood.
306
00:12:13,516 --> 00:12:15,299
Goddamn it, Charlie.
We got to be there in 20 minutes.
307
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,300
All right. You know what?
308
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,224
Um, Cricket, fine.
You can dance. Let's go.
309
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,303
- Yo.
- Frank, can you at least
310
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,304
- drive the thing? Let's go.
- Yeah. All right.
311
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,106
- Yes.
- You're driving. You'll squeeze in there.
312
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,375
- You drive.
- Come on, man. - Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
313
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,512
Lady, I'm not going anywhere
until I see an Abraham Lincoln.
314
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:31,265
- Here you go.
- What is this? What is this?
315
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:34,202
- Like, 73 cents.
- No. I-I said Abraham Lincoln.
316
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,204
- There's a bunch of Lincolns in there.
- Oh, those are pennies!
317
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,605
- Okay. You want to give it back to me?
- Well, no. Hold on.
318
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,306
- Okay, you're gonna do it?
- Yeah, I'll do it.
319
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,275
- Yes, of course I'll do it.
- Then go do it. Go!
320
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:43,411
All right, now wait a second.
321
00:12:43,546 --> 00:12:44,612
How do you turn it on? First the lights.
322
00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:46,414
What is that?
323
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,282
Oh, that must be...
324
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,301
Okay, let's see what we got here.
325
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,237
Okay, uh, "Start north on Second Street.
326
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:57,241
Turn right on... Dickens Avenue."
327
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,642
Straight to... What the...?
328
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,440
Oh. Oh, shit. I...
329
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,399
Oh, God. Oh, this is ridiculous.
330
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:07,601
Oh, shit, I can't do this.
331
00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:11,072
You know what? Screw this.
332
00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:12,940
No good.
333
00:13:13,675 --> 00:13:15,209
Mac?
334
00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:16,307
Mac?
335
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,949
Mac, come here. Let me in. Let me in.
336
00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:20,481
I'm gonna break the door down!
337
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:25,436
One. Two. Three.
338
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,237
Whoa. Ah, sh...
339
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,440
Ah, shit!
340
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,310
Jesus, Frank, that's a lot of blood.
Is that from just now?
341
00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:35,313
Oh, no. No, that's from earlier.
342
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,399
You-you see, Mac,
I've been in agony the whole day,
343
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,534
but I came to this realization
344
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,337
that sometimes you got to let
the blood flow
345
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,272
in order to start the healing.
346
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,608
Some cuts you just can't plug up.
347
00:13:47,677 --> 00:13:51,212
That's the same for you.
You got this thing inside you,
348
00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:53,413
and you're trying to plug it up.
349
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,499
But you got to let that shit out.
350
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,301
You got to let it flow.
351
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,171
Otherwise, you're gonna be in
agony for the rest of your life.
352
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,639
So you're saying that
if I dance on the float,
353
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,375
that maybe I'll find my pride?
354
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,245
No. No, forget the float.
355
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,380
That's just doing it
for the wrong reasons.
356
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,533
You got to do something else.
357
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:23,411
I got you a couple things from the float
that you can use. I paid off the warden.
358
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:26,003
They think they're seeing
a Blake Shelton concert,
359
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,415
and I put your dad in the front row.
360
00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:29,099
All right, I just...
361
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,102
I just don't know
if I can do this, Frank.
362
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,304
Mac, I don't get it,
and I may never get it,
363
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,189
but I do know you got to do this.
364
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,177
You said you want
to tell your dad your way.
365
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,446
So now do it.
366
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,168
Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:50,404
Hello, gentlemen.
368
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,273
Dudes.
369
00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:54,141
Unfortunately...
370
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,211
Blake Shelton
will not be making it today.
371
00:14:58,742 --> 00:15:00,281
But, uh, he did send me in his stead,
372
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:03,234
and I've got something special
to show you.
373
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,437
Uh, my name is Ronald McDonald, and...
374
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,040
I named him that.
375
00:15:11,485 --> 00:15:12,944
I got something
that I got to tell you, Dad,
376
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,180
and I've been trying to find
the best way to do it, and...
377
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:18,332
I just thought instead of saying it,
378
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:22,270
maybe I could just show
you how I feel inside.
379
00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:27,074
Dad...
380
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,076
I'm gay.
381
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,942
It's okay.
382
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,343
It's okay.
383
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,346
It's okay.
384
00:19:57,624 --> 00:19:59,346
Oh, my God.
385
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,035
I get it.
386
00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:10,274
I get it.
387
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,721
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