1 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,014 FXX presents... 2 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,450 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 3 00:00:19,357 --> 00:00:20,364 I hope they don't show us 4 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,156 some boring art house movie. 5 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,891 Well, the title of the movie is terrible. 6 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,693 I mean, Focus Group? What is that? 7 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,728 Focus Group isn't the title of the movie. 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,030 - We're in a focus group. - Huh? 9 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:33,367 Charlie, we're here to watch, analyze, critique, 10 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,835 and then, most importantly, judge 11 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,537 whatever film we're gonna be shown. 12 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,906 Uh, these filmmakers... they need valuable input, 13 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,373 and we have been carefully selected to provide it. 14 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,476 We were walking out of the mall, 15 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,678 and they offered us Red Lobster gift cards. 16 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,595 Nevertheless, you know, they've chosen wisely. 17 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,881 Uh, good afternoon, everyone. 18 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:50,017 I-I want to thank you for joining us today. 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,254 Now, your feedback is very important to us. 20 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,422 - Sweet. - I'm sorry. 21 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,723 I'm just a little confused here, 22 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:56,890 'cause I can't follow this movie. 23 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,131 The movie hasn't started yet. 24 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:01,362 Yeah, uh, Moderator, not to worry. 25 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,232 I-I just want to assure you that your movie is in good hands. 26 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,566 Y-You've chosen wisely. 27 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,402 See, I, myself, am a prolific filmmaker. 28 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,905 In fact, while you don't thrill me, 29 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,208 I might even consider you for one of my roles. 30 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:17,945 Well, thank you, um, but I'm not really a performer. 31 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,281 I'll get a performance out of you. 32 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:24,051 - Uh, where will we appear in the credits? - In the credits? 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,453 - Are we gonna be at the front? - Yeah, for our contribution. 34 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,487 - Sort of the beginning of the film, or...? - Yeah. 35 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,756 Well, you-you will not be. 36 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:32,426 But your opinions are valuable to us. 37 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,094 - And you're gonna get a lot of them. - Oh, yeah. 38 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,785 I'm already tearing this entire experience apart. 39 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:37,631 - As am I. - Me, too. 40 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:38,899 - Why don't we just start? - I'll tell you what. Why don't you 41 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,468 - just go ahead and show us - Let's just, let's see. 42 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,236 whatever piece of shit you're gonna show us, you know, 43 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,804 - Yeah. - so we can tear it apart and get out to Red Lobster? 44 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,073 - Yeah, I'm hungry. - Okay. 45 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,776 So the title of the film is... 46 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:52,346 Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool. 47 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,614 - Oh! - What?! 48 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,949 - Really?! - Holy... 49 00:01:56,905 --> 00:01:59,043 _ 50 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:30,951 Uh... uh... 51 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,454 What was that? 52 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,523 I, uh... I'm not sure. 53 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,459 - Uh... - I-I was totally lost. 54 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,861 Did they make Thunder Gun bad? 55 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,130 - Yeah. - Okay. So, 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,498 that was our movie. 57 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,400 Now, clearly, the film is not done, 58 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:47,501 but still a work in progress. 59 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,969 - Oh. - Oh, thank God! 60 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,038 - Okay, great. - Oh, Jesus. 61 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:54,375 Okay, so let's adjourn to the conference room to begin our session. 62 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,709 - Let's get into it. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's-let's fix it. 63 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,378 - We can, uh, we can fix it. - Oh, yeah. 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,512 Okay, why don't we just 65 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,414 break it down, act by act? 66 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,416 I'll play back a scene from the first act, 67 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,318 and then we can discuss. 68 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,754 - Yeah, okay. All right. - Okay. 69 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,463 ♪ Train roll on... ♪ 70 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,000 - Excuse me. - ♪ On down the line... ♪ 71 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,702 Is your name John? John ThunderGun? 72 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,675 Mm. Maybe once. 73 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,543 Not anymore. 74 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,379 I'm Dr. Ling. 75 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,348 This is my assistant Max. 76 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,985 I'm head of research and development for Com-Tec. 77 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,519 We need your help. 78 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,554 Why? 79 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,491 You got a bottle of whiskey that needs draining? 80 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,659 A man named Colonel Washington has stolen a formula 81 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,395 from our lab. 82 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,630 In the wrong hands, this formula could be used 83 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,465 as a powerful weapon. 84 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,902 A weapon that could destroy millions of lives. 85 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:58,138 We need it back, but he wants something from us. 86 00:03:59,001 --> 00:04:02,142 Oh, yeah? What's that? 87 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,045 Not what, but who. 88 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,882 I am Colonel Washington. 89 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:12,185 You know my reputation, so you'll give me what I seek. 90 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,854 Where is ThunderGun? 91 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,990 Right here. 92 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,526 Me. 93 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,128 I am ThunderGun. 94 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,497 I am ThunderGun. 95 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,599 I am ThunderGun. 96 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,867 I am ThunderGun! 97 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,702 I am ThunderGun! 98 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,239 I am ThunderGun! I am ThunderGun! 99 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,555 I am... 100 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,844 Okay, who has questions about the setup? 101 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,047 - Mm. - Oh. 102 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,514 - Me, me, me, me! - Yeah. 103 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,617 - Um, let's start with you. - What's being set up? 104 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,130 Um... the entire movie. 105 00:04:47,165 --> 00:04:48,355 The, uh... 106 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,623 So, the main characters, the story, the villain. 107 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,392 That's where you lost me. Who's the bad guy? 108 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,561 Well, Colonel Washington, obviously. 109 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,029 That's not clear. 110 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,398 In the old movies, the good guy wore white, 111 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,568 the bad guy wore black, or was black. 112 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:04,104 Well, depending on the hero. 113 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,372 Right? It's-it's not a racial thing. 114 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,873 - Mm. - It's about opposites. 115 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,908 See, I want the bad guy to be different than me 116 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,877 - so I know why I hate him. - Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,445 - Mm. - I hate people who are different than me. 118 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,447 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like Rocky one. 119 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,083 Bad guy was black. 120 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,717 Rocky II... another black guy. 121 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,088 Rocky III... different black guy with a mohawk. 122 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,655 - Right. - Yeah, but in Die Hard, 123 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,157 - the bad guy was foreign, right? - Hmm. 124 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,392 - Yeah. - So I know why I hate him. 125 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,559 - There we go. - Yeah. 126 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,595 People hate foreigners. 127 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,963 - Right. - Yeah, we hate them. - Right? So in Thunder Gun, 128 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,164 you don't have to do any reshoots, right? 129 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,199 - Yeah. - Don't-don't make him black. 130 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,968 - Just give him an accent. - What kind of accent? 131 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,736 What about Australian? That's pretty foreign. 132 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,005 No, that's not gonna work. 133 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,672 'Cause they're white. 134 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,009 No, because they're fun. 135 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,077 They're a very fun group of people, right? I mean... 136 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,113 - Yeah. - Try to hate an Australian. 137 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,480 - It's impossible. - A bunch of rapscallions. 138 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,781 - Little rascals. - Ooh, but French, though. 139 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,617 - French. - Ugh. 140 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,652 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Snobby. Snobby, yes. 141 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,088 Yes, yes. You will definitely dislike him, 142 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,824 but you won't fear him because he's most likely a pussy. 143 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,726 - Oh. - Right. - That's right. 144 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:00,793 - Not scary. Not scary. - Right, right. 145 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,262 When in doubt, 146 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,930 - go Eastern European, right? - Right. 147 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,165 - That's a classically evil part of the world. - Uh-huh. 148 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,833 - There you go. - That'd work. 149 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,469 You know, let's talk a bit about the female character. 150 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,371 - Nah. - Do we have to? 151 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,606 - I would love to. - The studio needs 152 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,841 a female perspective. 153 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,210 What did you think of Dr. Ling? 154 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,646 Oh, I think she sucks. First of all, she comes in 155 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:23,116 with a whole plan, like she's starting the movie. 156 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:27,654 So, you... you want the female characters to have less agency? 157 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,357 Yeah. Look, I feel bad enough about myself as is. 158 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,293 I don't need some super hot, funny, smart chick doing, like, 159 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:36,196 roundhouse kicks and cracking computer codes 160 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,165 - to make me feel worse. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 161 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,168 No. No. I-I like the women of the old Thunder Gun days, right? 162 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,869 Bed 'em and dead 'em. 163 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,805 Look, first act, he meets a lady. 164 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,974 She's super hot, but I'm smarter, right? 165 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,077 And then he bangs her, and she gets dead. 166 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,678 And-and later on, he meets someone. 167 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,746 All right, this one's smart, I'll give her that, 168 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,315 but I'm funnier. 169 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,816 You know what I mean? 170 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,551 He bangs her, she gets dead, and then, 171 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,653 and in the end, he falls in love with an ugly one, 172 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,055 and who cares about that? I don't care about that. 173 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,723 And then she gets dead, and that sets up 174 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,024 for the next movie, and I'm all in. 175 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,394 Because all of the women are dead. 176 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,229 You know? No competition. 177 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,064 - Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. - Yeah. 178 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,532 - Right? - Okay, yeah. Write that down. 179 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,659 - Women hate women. - I... 180 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,704 I think the studio was trying to get away 181 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,107 from the female character just acting 182 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,675 as a plot device or a sex trophy. 183 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,577 - Ah, but, yeah, why? - Why? 184 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,913 - But that works. - Okay, let's move past this. 185 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,750 Let's take it into the second act with this next clip. 186 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,920 I'm sorry I dragged you into this, ThunderGun. 187 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,223 Don't lose hope. 188 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,225 We may get out of this yet. 189 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,859 But if we don't, 190 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,761 I think there's something I should tell you. 191 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,431 We've met before. 192 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,133 Detroit. 193 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,967 Winter. 194 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,702 At a bar. 195 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,704 I went home with you. 196 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,707 The next morning, you were gone, 197 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:57,344 and I never heard from you again. 198 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:01,881 I'm sorry if I hurt you. 199 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,884 I never was good at being tied down. 200 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,487 No, it's not that. It's just... 201 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:10,123 My assistant. 202 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,591 You know Max. 203 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,261 Well, he's not just my assistant. 204 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,296 He's my son. 205 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:21,000 - Are you trying to tell me... - Yes, John. 206 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,769 He's your son, too. 207 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,672 Max is your son. 208 00:08:26,605 --> 00:08:27,607 Okay. 209 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,809 So, this is the midpoint twist. 210 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,911 What is? 211 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,696 Um, ThunderGun finding out he has a son. 212 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:34,464 - Mm-hmm. - He has a son? 213 00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:35,699 Yes. 214 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:37,467 But how is this the twist? 215 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,469 I mean, because he's got a kid? 216 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:41,304 I mean, he's probably got a thousand kids, 217 00:08:41,338 --> 00:08:44,041 all the raw-dog loads he drops. 218 00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:47,177 I don't know what "raw-dog loads" are. 219 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,179 Sorry for him. But my disgusting friend 220 00:08:49,212 --> 00:08:50,680 does bring up a good point. 221 00:08:50,714 --> 00:08:52,515 I mean, every Thunder Gun movie 222 00:08:52,549 --> 00:08:55,753 has at least one very tasteful yet very erotic sex scene in it, 223 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,420 - and this had none. - Mm. 224 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,322 Yeah. I've... I've been waiting for the right time 225 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:01,191 to bring this up, but I feel like we need to address 226 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:02,860 the elephant in the room, no? 227 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:04,527 - Yeah, this is a big one for us. - Might as well. 228 00:09:04,561 --> 00:09:06,096 - I've been thinking about it. - Might as well. - Yeah. 229 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,497 Okay, so... 230 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:08,832 where's the dong? 231 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,569 The-the dong? 232 00:09:12,602 --> 00:09:13,503 - The dong. - Yeah, yeah. 233 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:14,671 Yeah, the dong. The dong. 234 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:15,839 John ThunderGun has hung dong 235 00:09:15,873 --> 00:09:17,908 in every chapter of this saga. 236 00:09:17,941 --> 00:09:19,542 And, well, I just watched 90 minutes of one, 237 00:09:19,576 --> 00:09:21,211 and yet not one hang. 238 00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:24,181 Well, I think that the studio was thinking 239 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:28,685 the gratuitous nudity was maybe a bit much. 240 00:09:28,718 --> 00:09:30,687 - Fuck you. -Bullshit! 241 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,390 - Bullshit! - This is exactly the type of Hollywood bullshit 242 00:09:33,423 --> 00:09:34,858 - that America is sick of. - What are you talking about? 243 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:36,693 Hollywood's completely out of touch. 244 00:09:36,726 --> 00:09:38,695 - So out of touch with what people want! - Don't you want to give people 245 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:41,464 - what people actually want? - There's a bigger issue here. 246 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,466 Movies are different now. 247 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,903 You lost a sense of community. 248 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,071 Interesting. Go on. 249 00:09:48,105 --> 00:09:50,941 Look, years ago, before the Internet, 250 00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:53,410 we would all go out to the movies together. 251 00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:54,945 Yes. This is exactly what studios 252 00:09:54,978 --> 00:09:57,380 are trying to bring back. A-An event. 253 00:09:57,414 --> 00:10:00,450 - A place we can all go to enjoy as a community. - Yeah. 254 00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:02,152 I mean, it used to be 255 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,155 you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks, 256 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,757 you could spend all day in there popping off. 257 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,260 And the joy of it was that there were people popping off 258 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:11,494 at the same time. 259 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,762 I mean, n-not that you looked 260 00:10:12,796 --> 00:10:14,497 at each other. It was dark. 261 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,399 You weren't looking for the gay thing. 262 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:20,192 But it gave you a sense of something bigger than yourself. 263 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,972 Now, they... you know, 264 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,606 got rid of all these movie theaters. 265 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,775 They're taking all the sex out of the movies. 266 00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,477 And what am I supposed to do? 267 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:31,281 Go home, turn the lights off and pop off in front of Charlie? 268 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:32,649 No, thanks. 269 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,018 I'm sorry. 270 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,855 Are you talking about pornography theaters? 271 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:41,024 I'm talking about community, honey. 272 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:44,294 Right. E... Uh, yeah, even if the studios 273 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:45,863 wanted to put back in the nudity, 274 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,998 they couldn't because of the new rating. 275 00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:50,267 Wh-What do you mean, the new rating? 276 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,136 Thunder Gun: Maximum Cool will be rated PG-13. 277 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:55,451 What? 278 00:10:56,173 --> 00:10:59,476 Now, that's quite a midpoint twist. 279 00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:00,777 They did it! They did. 280 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,113 They ruined everything with this PC bullshit. 281 00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:05,215 Straight white men can't have anything anymore. 282 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,885 Men? Look, don't forget white women. 283 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,953 We got completely passed over. 284 00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:11,855 Yeah, and I can't follow any of this. 285 00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:13,323 We're feeling a lot of outrage right now, you know, 286 00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:14,657 because we want something, and we know we deserve it, 287 00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:15,825 - but we're not getting it. - Mm. 288 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:19,696 I'm mad, but I don't know at what anymore. 289 00:11:19,729 --> 00:11:21,293 That's what it is! 290 00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:22,632 That's what it is! I'm pissed! 291 00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:23,800 - Aah! I'm mad. - Listen, listen. 292 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,202 Our way of life is changing, 293 00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:26,669 - and that's scary. - Right. 294 00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:28,906 - We don't want to change. - Oh, that makes me so angry. 295 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,040 - Makes me mad. - I want to cling 296 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:31,708 to the way things were, but they're done. 297 00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,176 - Let's get out of here. - Let's run from this. 298 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:34,477 - We'll run from it. - Wait, wait, wait, 299 00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:35,512 - wait, wait. - Do we have to, legally? 300 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,514 Guys, we can't run. Come on. 301 00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,749 What's ThunderGun's slogan? 302 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:43,520 "No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind." 303 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:44,587 Did we leave a guy in there, though? 304 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,989 Goddamn right we did, Charlie, 305 00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:49,392 and his name is John ThunderGun. 306 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:53,330 Like it or not, we have a civic duty to uphold. 307 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:55,098 We owe it to ourselves, to ThunderGun, 308 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,866 and to movie audiences all over the world 309 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,369 to put a stop to this liberal, PC bullshit. 310 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:01,104 Mm-hmm. - But I think we have been selected 311 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,840 for a cosmic reason here; to put an end to this. 312 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:06,243 To not pull our punches. 313 00:12:06,276 --> 00:12:08,445 To save the dong. 314 00:12:11,509 --> 00:12:12,649 Save the dong. 315 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,376 - Save the dong. - Save the dong. 316 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:21,858 - I agree. - Oh, for God's sakes. 317 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,127 - This is why you don't include women. - Are you kidding me?! 318 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,562 What?! 319 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:26,863 Don't you see that there was a rhythm? 320 00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,465 - Like a cinematic rhythm. - Oh, let's do it again. 321 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,367 - Let's do it again. - No way. No way! 322 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,568 - I get it now. - You-you can't... 323 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:34,173 You can't give women the zingers. 324 00:12:37,134 --> 00:12:39,442 Now, you listen here, you goddamn Hollywood communist. 325 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:40,577 I live in Roxborough. 326 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,479 Again, I didn't make this movie. 327 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,048 Listen to me, listen to me. If you start to strip sex 328 00:12:45,082 --> 00:12:46,916 out of our communities, out of our culture 329 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,585 and-and even our art, 330 00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,421 not only do you isolate people, but you create an oppression 331 00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,390 disguised as morality. 332 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,125 I mean, the... the Thunder Gun series 333 00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:57,294 has always been groundbreaking in so many ways, 334 00:12:57,327 --> 00:13:00,163 notwithstanding the recognition of an inequality 335 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,333 that was present in cinema since its beginning days. 336 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,403 The objectifying of the female form. I mean, 337 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:09,939 with Thunder Gun, a great injustice was rectified. Okay? 338 00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:11,341 Fairness of the sexes. 339 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,277 A unification of the human condition. 340 00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,079 I'm sorry, is this still about the flaccid penis 341 00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:17,480 you'd like to see? 342 00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:18,848 You're goddamn right! 343 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,517 - Yeah. - We want to see it. 344 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,919 Yes, we want to see the man's dick, but... 345 00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,487 I guess what I'm saying is that it's no longer 346 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:25,788 just about gratuitous boobs, 347 00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:27,490 it's also about gratuitous penis. 348 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:30,827 I mean, ThunderGun was about progress. 349 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:34,364 Right. Uh, I think we all can agree 350 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,467 that public opinion has sort of turned against the idea 351 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,436 of someone exposing themselves. 352 00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,671 Oh, here we go. Here we go. 353 00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:44,307 - This is a different thing. - You're not understanding it. 354 00:13:44,341 --> 00:13:47,044 See, ThunderGun didn't take his dick out to intimidate people. 355 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,646 He did it because he had accomplished his mission. 356 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:52,388 He wanted to kick back and call it a day. 357 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,950 He did do it once to intimidate someone, 358 00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:55,618 - but that was the bad guy. - It was the bad guy. 359 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,854 And it just so happened the bad guy was a female. 360 00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:00,223 That was the best one. That was the best one! 361 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,692 - That was funny. - It made me wish I had a dong 362 00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:05,695 that I could pull out to celebrate my accomplishments. 363 00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,965 You know? Or maybe just feel the cool breeze 364 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:12,302 gently tickle the shaft on a, on a crisp autumn morn. 365 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:15,346 I don't know, whatever men do to... to feel powerful. 366 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,873 - That's what it is. - It really is. It really is. 367 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,708 Listen, Moderator, the point is this. 368 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,477 I mean, it used to be only, like, 369 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,746 the hard-line conservatives, like the pearl-clutching types, 370 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,882 were the only ones that were overly vocal 371 00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:28,585 and extreme in their policing of sexuality. 372 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,254 But now you got this, like, liberal wave 373 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,590 of moral authority sweeping the nation. 374 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,225 You know, it's nuts. I mean, think about it. 375 00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,560 If the conservatives had always run Hollywood, 376 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,496 movies would have sucked. 377 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,931 You know what I mean? The art would have suffered. 378 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,366 So I guess the question we're asking is 379 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,002 how will art fare under the oppressive thumb 380 00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:49,872 of this new liberal Hollywood moral PC elite? 381 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:51,874 Well, I don't know. It's tough to say. 382 00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:54,511 But is that a world that we want to live in? 383 00:14:55,296 --> 00:14:57,214 I say no. 384 00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:59,749 I say give me dong 385 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:01,418 or give me death. 386 00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:02,852 Yeah! 387 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,053 Yeah, man, don't tell me 388 00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,123 what I can see and what I can't see. 389 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:10,227 So, uh, just to be clear here, they didn't make it PG-13 390 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,295 because of political correctness. 391 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,531 - Oh, did they not? - No. No-no. They-they made it PG-13 392 00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:15,698 because rated-R movies 393 00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:18,435 aren't making as much money anymore. 394 00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:21,438 Because of streaming, and most importantly, 395 00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:24,307 - piracy. - Piracy, huh? 396 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,576 Yeah, and how have you all been viewing the franchise? 397 00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,578 - Oh, no-no, not through piracy. - No. 398 00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:31,248 In f... In fact, we, we-we saw the last installment 399 00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:32,915 of-of the franchise out in the theater. 400 00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,817 - We barely made it. - We barely made it. 401 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,985 Oh, wait, no-no, hold on, 402 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,054 but Frank called in that bomb threat. 403 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:39,456 Oh, but-but that was okay, because remember, 404 00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:41,591 then we went home, and we, we saw it on the Internet. 405 00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:43,092 - Caught it online. - We caught it online. 406 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,927 Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. On that website that has all the movies. 407 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,629 So, that's... that is pirating. 408 00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:48,265 No, no, no, pirating is stealing. 409 00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:49,966 We didn't steal it, okay? We just downloaded it. 410 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:53,216 Uh, the website is called "MoviePirate.com." 411 00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:54,504 And the other one is called, 412 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,478 uh, "FreeMovies/Arrrgh." 413 00:15:57,513 --> 00:16:00,009 Ah, I'm starting to see a little bit of a pattern here, 414 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,580 because, uh, I also use one called "StolenMovies.free." 415 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,649 So... you're part of the problem. 416 00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:10,056 Because of people like you, the studios felt like 417 00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,880 this was their only recourse. 418 00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:13,856 PG-13 opens up a whole new market. 419 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,659 You're saying it's our fault that we don't get to see the dong? 420 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:17,860 You're coming in there changing everything, you know, 421 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,196 getting rid of the dong, I mean, 422 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,663 how is that even Thunder Gun anymore? 423 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:23,486 Well, yeah, th-they're changing it. 424 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:25,502 They're rebooting the entire franchise. 425 00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:27,003 - What? - What d... What? 426 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:29,972 You guys didn't get that from the final scene? 427 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:31,808 Uh, no, what...? 428 00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:33,543 Okay. Let's review. 429 00:16:40,714 --> 00:16:42,118 I'm not gonna make it through this one. 430 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,788 We can both go detonate the hydro-fusion bomb. 431 00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,925 No hesitation. No surrender. No man left behind! 432 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,392 Not this time. 433 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:52,594 No, Dad. 434 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,596 Please. 435 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,934 Sometimes in order to save something... 436 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,780 you have to destroy something. 437 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,604 You'll need this to get out of here, son. 438 00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,879 To continue our story. 439 00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:25,161 So, you see, they're rebooting the franchise 440 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,662 for a younger audience. 441 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:28,030 The only people who are actually 442 00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:29,465 still going to see movies. 443 00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,834 I did not get that. 444 00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,936 Well, you haven't gotten anything the entire day. 445 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,437 Got to side with Charlie on this one. 446 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,174 I didn't get it. Now, wh-what was with the fire stick? 447 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:39,808 You mean the torch? 448 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,144 The one he passed to his son Max... 449 00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:44,280 as in Maximum Cool... and said, 450 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,048 "You need to continue our story"? 451 00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:48,350 It's the camera guy who screwed up. 452 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,619 'Cause ThunderGun, he fell into that fiery abyss, 453 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,788 - and for some reason, we're watching the kid... - Yeah, 454 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,391 we wanted to go down into the volcano with John... 455 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:57,559 No-no, you guys don't get it. It's a cliffhanger. Yeah? 456 00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,862 It's a cliffhanger. We're gonna find out what happened to John 457 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,364 in the next movie, Thunder Gun 5... 458 00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,633 - Ooh... - Or, or there's a post-credit scene 459 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,469 - that we didn't get to see, yes? - No. No. There's none of that. 460 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,471 This isn't a cliffhanger. He's dead. 461 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:14,043 John is dead. Now we follow the son's story. 462 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,711 - No! - I don't, I don't want to. 463 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:16,845 - I don't think so. - No. 464 00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:19,815 You don't have to think. I'm telling you, that's what it is. 465 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,251 ThunderGun fell into a volcano. 466 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:26,588 He died. And now his son Max becomes Thunder Son, 467 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,925 the face of the franchise moving forward. 468 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,327 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 469 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,761 He has a son? 470 00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:36,098 Fuck, man! What? 471 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,567 - How do you not get that? - It wasn't clear. 472 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,170 Reshoots. Reshoots. You got to reshoot. 473 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,539 - Yeah, reshoots. - Reshoots to make the movie more clear... 474 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:45,274 No! That's not what we're gonna do. 475 00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:48,210 We're out of time. That's it. That's... We're done. 476 00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:51,180 But you're ruining our favorite movie! Uh... 477 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,449 - How can we save the movies that we love? - Yeah. 478 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,851 Maybe if you actually go out to the theaters 479 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,520 and pay to see them, then they will continue to make them. 480 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,558 Whoa! Oh, that's easy for you to say! 481 00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:05,094 With your Hollywood liberal bank account! 482 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,063 Jesus! Who are you people?! 483 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,834 I... am ThunderGun. 484 00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:15,437 I... am ThunderGun. 485 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,707 I... am ThunderGun. 486 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,376 I am... Thundergun. 487 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,477 Goddammit, Dee! 488 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,445 - Dee... - How did you not feel 489 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,981 - that I was next and then you? - I don't know. 490 00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,148 There was a build to it, 491 00:19:26,182 --> 00:19:27,649 - and then... - It's like, we're trying 492 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:30,152 to give the woman the final thing, and she can't do it. 493 00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,553 - Okay, start it over. - You can't go back. 494 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,190 - Start it over? - You see the problem with women. 495 00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:39,061 Well, RIP ThunderGun, I guess. 496 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,496 Yeah. What a waste. 497 00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,965 I recorded that whole thing for nothing. 498 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,933 Dong-less! 499 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,935 Wait a second. You recorded the whole thing? 500 00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:49,771 - Yeah. - Guys... hang on a second. 501 00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:51,807 Do you remember what ThunderGun said? 502 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,909 Sometimes, in order to save something, 503 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,945 you have to destroy something. 504 00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:59,748 And I think I know what we have to do to save Thunder Gun. 505 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,150 Destroy it? 506 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,618 Well, how are we gonna do that? 507 00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:05,587 With a little help. From some pirates. 508 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,091 No hesitation. 509 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,426 No surrender. 510 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,362 No man left behind! 511 00:20:13,395 --> 00:20:14,997 _ 512 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,837 _ 513 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,873 _ 514 00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:28,821 _ 515 00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:32,463 _ 516 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:39,205 _ 517 00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:42,514 _ 518 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,915 _ 519 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,429 _ 520 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:51,433 _ 521 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,170 Mmm. 522 00:20:57,739 --> 00:20:59,641 I'm bored. 523 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,876 Well, it looks like this new Thunder Gun movie's 524 00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:01,977 pretty good. 525 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:04,012 Well, you guys want to see it? 526 00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,481 We're gonna have to do a mad dash across town, though. 527 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,015 It starts in 30 minutes. 528 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:08,584 - To the sewers! - To the sewers! 529 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:10,386 - Let's go! - Let's go! 530 00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:12,821 No, no, I meant like, let's see it on that pirate website. 531 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,590 - You think it's up already? - Here, let me check. 532 00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:15,891 Yeah. We don't have to go across town. 533 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,659 - It's probably on the, uh... - Yeah, it's free. 534 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,261 We can stay here and watch it. 535 00:21:19,295 --> 00:21:20,729 - That way it's free. - Yep. It-it's on there. 536 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,331 - Oh! - Put it... Yeah. 537 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,765 You want to watch it on the phone? 538 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,000 - Oh, good. - All right. 539 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:26,835 Five tickets for the price of zero. 540 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,440 Put on the Auto Motion Plus. 541 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,224 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 542 00:22:17,854 --> 00:22:19,356 - Three! - I sharpen my teeth. 543 00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:20,823 - Two! - Too hard, too fast. 544 00:22:20,857 --> 00:22:22,359 - One! - Look what I just found. 545 00:22:22,392 --> 00:22:24,761 "Week long rental. Bed to be shared with owners." 546 00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:26,463 What kind of people do you think you're gonna attract? 547 00:22:26,496 --> 00:22:28,531 Bohemians with no sexual boundaries. 548 00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:32,869 - You guys know what this means, right? - No. 549 00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:34,337 Sunny is back. 550 00:22:34,371 --> 00:22:37,306 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 551 00:22:42,979 --> 00:22:44,881 - Oh, my God! - Ooh. 552 00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:46,849 Look at these hardwood floors! 553 00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:56,526 You can't make people like you, 554 00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:58,961 but if people don't respect you, 555 00:22:58,995 --> 00:23:00,430 you can make 'em fear you. 556 00:23:35,297 --> 00:23:37,199 Mayans. 557 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:40,036 All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 558 00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:47,437 Hey! Slow down! 559 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,583 AHS 1984. 560 00:23:53,616 --> 00:23:56,152 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.