1
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Uh, you're being ridiculous.
He's a professional
football player.

2
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[ Mac ] I'm not talking about
killing the guy. I'm talking
about going with a group...

3
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and intimidate him,
maybe break his arm.

4
00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,343
You can't break
Tom Brady's arm.
Yes, I can.

5
00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,478
No more Super Bowls
for that pretty boy.

6
00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:17,483
Listen. Let me tell you
something with absolute honesty
and concern for your well being.

7
00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:20,753
Tom Brady would
kick your ass.

8
00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:24,523
What the hell is that?
Come on, who locked up
last night?

9
00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,392
Charlie.
The kid needs to start
paying attention.

10
00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:29,361
Who is this?
I don't know.
I've never seen him before.

11
00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,230
Well, can you get him
out of here? He stinks.

12
00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:36,402
Hey, let's go.
Oh, my-- Je-- Oh, my God.
He shit his pants, Dee.

13
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Oh, I don't wanna
know that.

14
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[ Groans ]

15
00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,809
I'm gonna poke him with this.

16
00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:48,213
Get up, old man. This isn't
the American Legion. Wake up!

17
00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,581
Yo!
What's the matter?

18
00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,519
He won't wake up.
Well, poke him harder
in his ribs.

19
00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:57,322
Wake up, old man.
Wake up!

20
00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,428
Holy shit.

21
00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,164
That bitch is dead.

22
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This ought to do wonders
for business.

23
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How could you let this
happen, Charlie?

24
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What? It's not my fault.
The guy orders one drink,

25
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sits down, I don't see him
again the rest of the night.

26
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What are we gonna do
about this booth? There's
piss and shit everywhere.

27
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All the death germs.
Plus, that guy was so old.

28
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- Old people are gross.
- Tell you what.
I'll get the gasoline.

29
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We're not gonna burn it.
Come on, dude. You never
let me burn anything.

30
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- Maybe we should close
to fumigate or something.
- No, no. We can't do that.

31
00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,724
We can't let anybody
know that this happened.
We'll never live it down.

32
00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,828
Are we gonna serve drinks today?
I don't think the board of
health will be too keen on that.

33
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I'm sorry. Do you see
any representatives from
the board of health here?

34
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Let's clean up the mess
and act like it never happened.

35
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I'm not getting anywhere
near that booth.
Me neither.

36
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I can't believe you guys
are making me do this.

37
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I can't believe you left
a dead guy in the bar overnight.
So I guess we're even.

38
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Charlie, the E.M.T.
said he had a heart attack,
not Ebola.

39
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- Do you wanna do this?
- No.

40
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Then don't
question my methods.

41
00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:42,427
Whoa, Charlie! Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Goddamn it.

42
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We need to isolate the area.

43
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You're just gonna spread
whatever parts of him
decomposed overnight.

44
00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:50,369
- No.
- What, are you
a scientist, dude?

45
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A scientist?
That's, like, science talk.

46
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Science talk?
What the hell is science talk?

47
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I'm sorry. We're closed.

48
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No, we're not.
Hey. How you doing?

49
00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,381
I'm looking for the owner.
That's me. Actually--

50
00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,016
Actually, I'm the owner.
I could help her out now.

51
00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:06,285
We own it together.
Not really.
What can I help you with?

52
00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:12,024
My name is Rebecca Keane. I was
notified that my grandfather
died here last night.

53
00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,859
Oh.
Oh, I'm so sorry.

54
00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:18,230
- That's really horrible.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

55
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I, uh-- I just wanted to see
where he spent his last night.

56
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Hmm, that would be somewhere
in this vicinity over here.

57
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- Oh, God.
- Are you all right?

58
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Yeah, I'm okay.
I-- I really didn't know him
that well actually.

59
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But he didn't
have any other family,
so the police called me.

60
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Oh, that's so sad.
Yeah.

61
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I guess I was
a little curious, you know.
I mean, he's my grandfather.

62
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And I know nothing about him.

63
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Yeah. Well,
he was a great man.
Really?

64
00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,602
Yeah. Yeah,
just a very warm and...

65
00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,670
gentle soul actually.

66
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So you knew him?
Yeah, I wouldn't actually say
that I knew him all that well.

67
00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,613
I knew him pretty well.

68
00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:11,016
Yeah, we got pretty close
near the end there.

69
00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,784
Wow, really?
I knew him too.

70
00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,454
I-I just meant--
I thought you meant more of a--

71
00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,889
- He didn't know him
as well as I did though.
- Oh.

72
00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:23,362
Well, listen, I should go.
I have to get back to work.
I just wanted to stop in.

73
00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,964
Of course. Well,
listen, if you ever
wanna stop by, you know,

74
00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:31,336
I could tell you some stories
about your grandfather that
you would not believe.

75
00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,305
I-I'll make myself
available as well.

76
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Don't worry about it.
Yeah, any time.

77
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Okay. Thanks.

78
00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:39,978
Yeah, of course.
Bye.

79
00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,514
What are you doing, dude?
What?

80
00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,850
You're totally
blowing up my spot.
I'm not blowing up your spot.

81
00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,720
You can't just claim the girl
for yourself. She's way out
of your league anyway.

82
00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,623
Out of my league?
She's out of your league.
I could get that chick.

83
00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:56,461
Hey, guys!
A man died here yesterday.
His family just abandoned him.

84
00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,331
Could we think about
that for one second?

85
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,601
Why the hell would we want
to think about that?

86
00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:08,340
- Really depressing, Dee.
- It just makes me think
about Pop-Pop is all.

87
00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,975
Pop-Pop is an asshole,
Sweet Dee.

88
00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,745
And I'm placing my bets that
that girl's grandfather
is an asshole too.

89
00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,648
People don't just
abandon their parents
for no good reason.

90
00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,718
Dude, have you ever been
to a nursing home?

91
00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,554
People abandon their parents
all the time.

92
00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:26,491
It's a sad, throwaway
culture we live in.

93
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[ Knocking ]

94
00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,367
Hey, Charlie.
Can I come in?
Hi.

95
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Yeah, sure.
Thank you.

96
00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:43,108
Whoa. Geez, your place
is looking... good.

97
00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,778
Yeah. I've been doing
some rearra-- rearranging.

98
00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,447
Mm-hmm.
So you wanna
have a seat?

99
00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,917
Uh, no, I don't.
Charlie, your, uh--
Have a seat, come on.

100
00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,151
Listen, I wanted
to ask you a favor.

101
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Will you go to the nursing home
with me to see my grandfather?
Dennis won't go.

102
00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:00,058
Dennis won't go?
No, he won't go.

103
00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,862
What a jerk.
I know, and I haven't seen him
since I was really little.

104
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,464
And he's stuck in that
nursing home.

105
00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:08,600
And I don't wanna wait
until it's too late
and then regret it.

106
00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,136
Why don't you just
go by yourself?
[ Sighs ]

107
00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,940
Uh, I have a little bit of
a problem with old people.

108
00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:21,046
Sounds a little mean,
but I find them kind of creepy
and scary and gross.

109
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,582
I think they're gross.
It's their hands mostly.

110
00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,751
You know, how you can
see right through them.

111
00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,819
They're all--
Their inside business is--

112
00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,988
I'll tell you what.
I'll go with you,

113
00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,358
but you have to
let me borrow your car
any time I want.

114
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No.

115
00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,228
Every now and then.
No.

116
00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,629
One time.
All right.

117
00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,798
And... you have to
take me to lunch...

118
00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,934
twice a week for a year.
No, I don't.

119
00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,437
Once a week.
Today.
Okay.

120
00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:45,804
Great.

121
00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:49,107
- I can get hot chicks, dude.
- Mac, don't embarrass yourself.

122
00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,942
I will always win
in these circumstances.

123
00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,145
You will not, dude.
She's coming over here
to see me.

124
00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:55,113
She's coming to see you
because you answered
the phone, dude.

125
00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,917
That's just semantics, bro.
You know, I have a real
shot with this chick.

126
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,921
You can't beat me here,
okay? I will always win
in these circumstances.

127
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,790
I will one-up you.
I'm sharper than you.

128
00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,526
You're not sharper.
Shut up. Shut up.
You shut up.

129
00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,728
Don't tell me to shut up.
Hi, guys.

130
00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,962
Is this a bad time?

131
00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,498
No, this is a great time.
We were just-- We--

132
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,167
We were talking about
your grandfather.

133
00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,202
Emotions are running
very high around here today.

134
00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,171
Yeah, it's been a difficult
couple of days for me.

135
00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:23,742
Yeah, I try not
to think about me though
in circumstances like this.

136
00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,045
More importantly,
how are you?

137
00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,783
You kind of look like
you're gonna pass out.

138
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,719
Charlie, I don't
think I can do this.
I'm not kidding.

139
00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,188
Come on.
You're gonna be fine.

140
00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,990
Oh, my God.
Look at that one.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

141
00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,125
They have ears, all right?

142
00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,728
All right, listen to me, Dee.
The slow and painful
crawl to death...

143
00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,797
is an inevitable part of life.

144
00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,201
So just embrace it, all right?

145
00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,104
Wait, wait, wait.
It's really creepy in here.

146
00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:58,743
What is that very bad smell?
Uh, it's probably urine
and maybe some feces.

147
00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,947
17-D, right?
This is your Pop-Pop's door.
Just hold on a second.

148
00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:05,917
What if he asks us
to help him go to the bathroom?
Are you kidding me?

149
00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:11,623
Come on. A lot of people
lead perfectly normal lives
in nursing homes.

150
00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:15,060
Oh, Jesus!
He doesn't even
look like a real person.

151
00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,863
Should we go wake him up?
No! I don't know. Let's go.

152
00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,999
No, we can't go. We came
all the way down here.
Let's just--

153
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,202
[ Coughing, Wheezing ]

154
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,937
I need some air.
What?

155
00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,975
No, no, no, Dee.
Do not leave me here alone.
'Cause I can't--

156
00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,110
Dennis.

157
00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:36,648
Dennis.
Oh, this is awkward.
I'm-- I'm not--

158
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,617
Dennis, come here.

159
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,219
I-I've been waiting...

160
00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:47,325
a long time for
this moment, Dennis.

161
00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,661
Okay. You have?

162
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:55,967
Oh, yeah.
My only grandson finally
come to see me. Come close.

163
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,571
My eyesight's not so good.

164
00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:04,109
You're lot shorter than
I thought you'd wind up.

165
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,779
Yeah, well, you know.
I'm actually still growin', so--

166
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,216
You want some candy?
No, I'm good. Thanks.

167
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,318
Eat the damn candy!

168
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,720
Okay. Candy.

169
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,290
[ Chuckling ]

170
00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,759
These people in here,

171
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,360
they've stolen
everything from me.

172
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:29,834
They have?
Yeah, well, what do you expect
from Jews, right, Dennis?

173
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,937
Uh--
[ Scoffs ]

174
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:36,441
Jews. Um, maybe I should go
and check on Dee, because--

175
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,978
No, leave her be.
I'm sure she'll be fine.

176
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,686
[ Screaming ]

177
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,888
I'm an old man, Dennis.

178
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:53,325
And as you can see,
I don't have much time left.

179
00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:56,361
I need your help.

180
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,697
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.

181
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,665
I mean, I'm not very
comfortable with that.

182
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:04,803
First of all, I don't even know
which one of these things
I would unplug.

183
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,071
No, you idiot!

184
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,741
I don't need you to kill me.
I need you to help me.

185
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,844
Oh. Uh, okay.

186
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:19,284
You probably don't know this
because that bastard father
of yours didn't tell you,

187
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,419
but I was a war hero.

188
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:26,291
- Really?
- I wanna be buried
in my uniform.

189
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:32,197
And I don't trust any
of these kikes in here...

190
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,965
to take care of that.

191
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,837
All the belongings
from that part of my life
are in a box...

192
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,806
at the Roxborough
Storage Facility.

193
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:46,077
I need you to pick it up
and bring it here.

194
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,347
Oh, okay, sure.
I could do that.

195
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:55,286
And I need you to keep it
as a secret between you and me.

196
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:59,424
Okay.

197
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,194
So listen, I have a favor
to ask you guys.

198
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,096
Oh, yeah. That's cool.
Anything, yeah.

199
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,232
You can talk to me,
'cause I get things done, so--

200
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,435
I'm in charge
of putting together
a memorial service for him,

201
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,339
but I can't seem
to find anyone else
who really knew him that well.

202
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,108
Oh, yeah.
That might be difficult
to do actually.

203
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,078
It's not gonna be a problem.
I knew a lot of his friends.
Good guys.

204
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,449
Yeah, Den.
But, uh, it might be
hard to find "friends."

205
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,085
It's not gonna
be hard for me.

206
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,754
That would be so amazing.

207
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:36,227
- Would you like another drink?
- No, we're fine.

208
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,737
[ Knocking ]

209
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:50,175
I need your car.
Oh, Charlie. I wasn't
really serious about that.

210
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,311
No. Go get it.
You promised.
Fine.

211
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,313
Where you going?
Going back to see Pop-Pop.

212
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,316
What the hell you talking about?
You're going to see
my Pop-Pop without me.

213
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,118
Mm-hmm.
You can't do that.
He's my Pop-Pop.

214
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,021
I'm the one who's supposed to
feel better about myself.
I'm going with you.

215
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,458
Oh, you can't actually,
because it's just supposed
to be me and him.

216
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:10,061
I want to see my Pop-Pop.
Take the bus.

217
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,237
Jesus, Dennis.
This is just goddamn shady.

218
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,272
Hey, bud. If you wanna
back out now, be my guest.

219
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,876
I'd be happy to take
all the credit for this.
I'm not backing down.

220
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,113
All right, all right.
Hey, pal.

221
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,315
How would you
like to make 20 bucks?

222
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,718
Sure.
Got some nicer clothes?

223
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,260
Right.
Right.

224
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,938
Holy shit.

225
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,741
♪♪ [ Organ ]

226
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,982
Okay, guys.
Have fun. Mingle.

227
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,355
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Rebecca.

228
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,159
I see you brought some of
my grandfather's friends.

229
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,528
He loved those guys.

230
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,832
So I was wondering if maybe
you guys could say something.

231
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,401
You know, maybe tell
a funny story about him
or something.

232
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:27,138
Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.
Actually, I've got a little
something prepared.

233
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,607
If that's okay.
Mac, did you prepare--

234
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:33,978
Oh, no. Sorry.
I totally forgot.
He's a terrible public speaker.

235
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,881
He gets really flustered
and he clams up and his
third-grade stutter comes back.

236
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,951
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
It's adorable.
Oh, is that your phone?

237
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,986
- Yeah.
- Gonna answer that?

238
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:46,391
Well, I don't wanna be rude.
Well, the ringer's going off
in the middle of a funeral.

239
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,228
It's gotta be
pretty important, right?

240
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,532
Excuse me.

241
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,403
Charlie, what do you want?
Mac, you gotta come
to my apartment right now.

242
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,038
I can't, dude.
I'm in the middle of something.

243
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,475
I don't care what you're doing.
Get over here right now!
It's an emergency!

244
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,611
Fine.

245
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:13,051
I gotta go. It's an emergency.
You gotta leave?
That's a shame.

246
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:17,021
So can I borrow
your car, or what?
You've been drinking.

247
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:21,192
Uh--
[ Scoffs ]

248
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:28,066
He's a good guy.
He's just... got a bit
of a drinking problem.

249
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:34,005
[ Charlie ] Who is it?
It's Mac, dude.
This better be good.

250
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,978
Holy shit!

251
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,185
Mmm.

252
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:55,093
This is unbelievable!
I know that! There are, like,
so many medals in there, dude!

253
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,128
This guy was probably,
like, king Nazi.

254
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,264
How is this
even possible, Charlie?
Oh, it's possible.

255
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,600
They came on boats or whatever,
but they're here.
Okay, hold on.

256
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:07,238
This could just be
collector's crap.
No. No, no, no. No.

257
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,673
Look at that!

258
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,975
He looks exactly
like Dennis.
I know.

259
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,510
All right, so here's the deal.

260
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:16,547
He wants me to take all this
shit to him so he can be, like,
buried in it or something.

261
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,017
Buried in it?
Screw that old bitch.
He's a Nazi.

262
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,320
Let him die
and burn in hell, right?
Let's sell this shit on eBay.

263
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,390
No, I thought about that though.
I think it's, like,

264
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:29,661
illegal, or maybe
a little bit immoral.

265
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:36,301
We could sell it
to a museum.
I could live with that.

266
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,172
Lionel Keane.

267
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,410
[ Chuckles ]

268
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:49,747
As we all know,
Lionel could be a bit
of a curmudgeon.

269
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:53,117
But he had the heart of a lion.

270
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,988
I'll tell you
a story about him.

271
00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:00,291
It was Christmas Eve
last year and, uh,

272
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,593
I was at Lionel's house,
making him dinner.

273
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,463
And we got to talking
about the spirit of giving.

274
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,765
And I said,
"Lionel, why are we
just talking about it?

275
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,602
Let's put the spirit
into action. Let's go down
to the mission."

276
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,239
Lionel said,
"Great. That's a great
idea, Dennis."

277
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,275
So we did, we went down there.

278
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,677
And not only did we feed...

279
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:25,216
every last poor,
miserable, precious soul,

280
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:29,988
but we washed the feet
of every man, woman
and child there...

281
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:34,726
in the spirit of Christ.

282
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,061
And that was Lionel.

283
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,664
Lionel Keane.

284
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,701
Lionel the lion.

285
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,540
Sorry to keep
you gentlemen waiting.
[ Mac ] Not a problem at all.

286
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,311
How can I help you?
We are going to make
your day today, sir.

287
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:57,482
Is that right?
We've gotten our hands
on a "little something"...

288
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,486
that we like to think
is an important part
of human history...

289
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:05,223
and needs to be
in this museum.

290
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,559
Mac, if you will.

291
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,362
What in the hell is that?

292
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:16,234
This, my friend,
is an authentic Nazi officer's
uniform circa 1942.

293
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:20,071
Notice the stitching
and fine attention to detail.

294
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,639
Where did you get this?

295
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:26,477
Let's just say
it found its way to us
and leave it at that, shall we?

296
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:30,114
Okay. I find this offensive
for so many reasons.

297
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,683
I'm guessing you acquired this
through illegal means.

298
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,653
For me to take this from you
would be an extension of that.

299
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,289
And secondly,
that you would expect
it would "make my day"...

300
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:44,062
assumes that I'm interested
in profiting off the murder
of millions of innocent people.

301
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,635
How much will you
give us for it?

302
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,303
Nothing.

303
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,573
Nothing, or--

304
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,644
I plan to call the police
the minute you guys
leave my office.

305
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,373
- Hey, Pop-Pop.
- Deandra?

306
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,343
What are you doing here?
Where's Dennis?

307
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,879
Oh, um, I just came by myself.

308
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,549
Oh. Well, do you know
where Dennis is?

309
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,751
He was supposed
to be here hours ago.

310
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,489
No, no.
Pop-Pop, it's just me.
I thought that...

311
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,390
you and I could spend
some time together,

312
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:50,128
so I brought a couple books
that I could read to you.

313
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,831
Okay, fine.

314
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,334
Come here and sit down.

315
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,402
Yeah.

316
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:05,776
No, why don't you come closer
so I can get a good look at you?

317
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,914
Come here, come here.
Okay, that's fine.

318
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,884
Sure, sure, sure.
Good idea.

319
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:16,420
Come here.
A little closer.
Come here.

320
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,389
Come on, come on.
Come here, come here.

321
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:23,928
Oh, now I remember
how beautiful you are.

322
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:29,433
And look at these
wrinkled old hands
against your young face.

323
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,902
Oh, and-- and these teeth.

324
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:35,339
Look. Look how
straight and white.
[ Coughing ]

325
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,608
Is there a bathroom
around here?

326
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,811
Yeah. Right down the hall.

327
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,282
We're doing
the right thing here, man.

328
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,919
Yeah. But it just
seems like a waste of
a perfectly good Nazi uniform.

329
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:51,556
No, no, no.
If we sell it, we run
the risk of going to jail.

330
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,959
And if we keep it,
we don't get anything,
so we may as well burn it.

331
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,895
That's true.
I mean, it is always
fun to burn things.

332
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,663
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.

333
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,766
And we probably
shouldn't let Dennis know
about his grandfather anyway.

334
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,902
No.
It might just
screw with his head.

335
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,072
Yeah, get it going.
All right.

336
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,776
Get on.
Get on it.

337
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,413
Auf Wiedersehen.
Auf Wiedersehen, my friend.

338
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,548
Whoo.
Whoo.

339
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,951
So it's all in there, right?
Yeah.

340
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:24,188
You didn't keep anything, or--
No. Did you?

341
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,891
No. No, dude.
Okay.

342
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,926
Hey, guys.
Hey, bro.

343
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,696
Hey.
What's up?
What you burning?

344
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,731
Some trash.
Awesome.

345
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,635
Do you wanna hear what
happened with that girl?
No. No, I don't, dude.

346
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,769
No? Oh, come on.

347
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,938
I don't care
about what happened.
Of course you care.

348
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,740
I don't wanna hear it,
Dennis.
Yeah, you do.

349
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,444
Okay. You know what, bro?
I'm sorry. You win. Okay?

350
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,812
I give up. You won.
You're the better man.

351
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,315
You don't give up.
See, I won fair and square.
We went head-to-head,

352
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,619
and I came out the better man,
just as I predicted I would.

353
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,654
So we went back to her house,

354
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:02,526
and we made sweet,
passionate love.

355
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,565
Great.
Yeah.

356
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,535
Great for you. You--
You must be really
proud of yourself.

357
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:15,740
Awesome.
Your grandfather's a Nazi.

358
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,622
♪♪ [ Orchestra On TV ]

359
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,890
[ Man On TV ]
Who's your neighbor?

360
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,160
[ Man #2 On TV ]
I'm your neighbor. But let me
ask you a couple questions.

361
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,429
Go ahead, shoot.
[ Man #3 On TV ]
Ask away.

362
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,698
Who lives in this here hole?
What hole?

363
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,401
That big brown hole.
Oh, I'm inside that hole.

364
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:47,004
[ Man #3 ]
Dozen Rangers in there too.
All right. Well--

365
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,979
[ Voices Speaking Backwards ]