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[ Balls Clacking ]

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On the side.
You didn't do that
on purpose.

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Otherwise that would have
been a great shot.
Watch this. Side pocket.

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Holy shit!
What?

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"Christopher Murray,
a teacher at
St. Vincent's Elementary,

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has been accused
of sexually abusing
two former students."

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St. Vincent's? That's that
school you went to, right, Mac?
Yeah, me and Charlie.

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What else does it say?

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"Murray has been the physical
education teacher and boys'
basketball coach for 25 years."

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Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Ah. "The accusers are
two brothers whose names
are being withheld,

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"but the investigation
will focus on
the mid-1980s...

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"as the time period
for alleged abuse.

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The police are hoping
more young men
will come forward."

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- Wow. That's horrible.
- Did this guy teach you guys?

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Yeah.
No.

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Yes, he did.
We were in the same class.

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No. Yeah. Well, no,
I didn't like it though.

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What the hell
are you talking about?
I didn't like that class.

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What?
I gotta go!

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Holy shit.

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Charlie got molested.

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When dealing with molestation,
the first step is always
understanding.

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So we need to take a moment
and assess the situation.
Write this down.

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What? No, look. First of all,
we can't sit around
and let him wallow in it.

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And second of all, the
first step is acknowledgment.
So I better write that down.

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No. No, no.
Whoa! What, guys--

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What the hell are you guys
talking about?

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Sweet Dee and I
took psychology at Penn,
so let the grown-ups talk.

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Okay? Thank you.
Okay?

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[ Dee ]
Listen. I think we need
to have an intervention.

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You know, bring
his friends and family
together for support.

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Yeah,
that's a good idea.

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Let's tell everybody
Charlie knows that he got
blown by a gym teacher.

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Then we'll throw him
a little surprise party,
celebrate the occasion.

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Okay, you know what?
You being a smart-ass--
not helping Charlie.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who said anything
about getting blown?

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The article didn't specify
what type of abuse it was.
It could have been anything.

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Yeah, but do you think
he got blown?

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I don't know.
Yeah, you know?
Probably got blown.

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Which is why I think
you need to reconsider
my idea.

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Okay. You know what?
Stop. I'm sorry. We need
to clarify something here.

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Do you think that Murray
blew these guys?

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Why are you so obsessed
with the blowing aspect
of all this?

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Because I knew these two
brothers that the article
was talking about.

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The McPoyle twins--
Ryan and Liam. Okay?

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They were the type of kids
that would blow snot bubbles
and rub 'em over each other.

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They were gross,
and they smelled like
a couple of unwiped assholes.

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So what?

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Well, if Murray is, like,
fondling or touching them,
whatever--

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I get it, all right?
But if he's dishing out
blow jobs, come on.

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- I just don't understand.
- What do you not get?

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- What are you talking about?
- You're not getting this?

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I was in that class
with them, all right?
I was with those guys!

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- Um, are you okay, dude?
- No, dude. I'm not okay.

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How come you're
getting so upset?

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The police are asking
for more young men
to come forward.

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That means there are
more guys out there
who've been blown.

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What are you looking for?
Photographs.
I have photographs.

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Oh, my God. You have
photographs of it?
Oh! Okay.

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Listen, are you trying to say
that you got molested?

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Okay, look at this.
Look at this guy, huh?

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I was cute.
I was energetic.
I was fun.

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I mean, what exactly
was this prick looking for?

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What are you--
Sorry?

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If the McPoyles got blown
and Charlie got blown,

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then why didn't I
get blown?

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You're goin' to hell,
dude.
Seriously.

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[ Knocking ]
Yo! McPoyle!

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Hey, open up!

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Hey, Charlie.
Long time no see.

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What do you want?
Is your brother here, man?
I gotta talk to you guys.

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Yeah?
Yeah!

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Can I come in?
Yeah.

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Come on, man.
I need to talk to you guys.
Go. Move. Go.

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Go. Come on.

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I'm not gonna walk
in front of you! Go.
Just come in.

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No, you go first,
and I will follow you.
Shut the door.

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I will shut the door.

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Whoa. That was
really weird.
Yeah.

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Well, this confirms it.
He definitely got molested.

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Ugh. We gotta
get in there.

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Get-- We gotta
get in there?
Yes.

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You can't just thrust yourself
in the position of caregiver
like that.

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"Caregiver"?
Why are you throwing
around big words?

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I actually majored
in psych, so--
You failed all your classes.

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So?
I had a minor,
and I passed all mine.

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Well, you know what?
Three-quarters of a major is
bigger than a whole minor.

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I don't even know how
to respond to that.
That doesn't surprise me.

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Well, it shouldn't
because what you said
is really dumb, you know.

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That's a good one.
Yeah, it is.

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That was good.
I liked that one.
I felt good about it.

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♪♪ [ Country Instrumental
On Stereo ]

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So did you want
a beverage of some kind?
No! Where's your brother?

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We just stepped
out of the shower.
He'll be down in a minute.

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Listen, you guys can't go--

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Did you just say "we"?
What?

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Did you just say,
"We just stepped out
of the shower"?

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I said "he."

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Right. Okay.
Listen. I heard about
the Coach Murray thing.

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You guys cannot go
to the police and say
that he molested you.

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Why not?
Because he didn't
molest you!

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That's true,
but he's a dick,
and we hated him.

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This is our chance
for revenge. You want in?
No!

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[ Man ]
I think you do.

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Hello, Charlie.
Hello, Ryan.

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I don't know if you've
been paying attention
to the news recently,

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but there are millions
to be made here, my friend.

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Oh, sure, there's
the classic route
of priest molestation,

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but we thought
we'd mix it up a bit.

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We're going after
the whole damn
school board.

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If you want in on the team,
we could probably get a nice
class-action suit going.

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Okay. Okay, first of all,
there are people out there
who actually have been molested.

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And you guys
are gonna exploit that
for your own personal gain?

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You assholes are securing
your place in hell.

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-We thought about it.
We're willing to roll the dice.
-I won't let you do it.

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I'm gonna call the cops.
Oh, no, you won't,
Charlie.

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Oh, yes, I will.
Oh, my friend,
I'm afraid not.

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And why not?
We'll tell the cops the
whole thing was your idea.

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We should tell the cops
that that fat dickhead
gym teacher...

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we had in junior high
molested us...

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and just sue the shit
out of him!
[ Laughing ]

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I-- I was joking.
Really?

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I'm not joking though.
I'm not joking. I'm really not.

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I wouldn't even joke
about something like that.

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We should do it.
I wanna do it.

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Shit.

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We'd hate to have to
put this whole thing
on your shoulders.

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Shit.
So you're gonna have to
keep your mouth shut.

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You don't have to join us,
but if anyone asks you
point-blank,

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[ Whispers ]
your ass got molested.

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Otherwise, we're talking
conspiracy charges.

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And prison
can be a bad place...

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for someone like you,
Charlie.

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A very bad place.

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[ Spraying ]

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Soon as Charlie comes out,
we gotta grab him,
take him back to the bar,

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get him liquored up
and tell him, "We know
you got molested."

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Gonna have to disagree
with you, Sis.

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I think we need to
ease him into it.
There he is.

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Okay, you know what?
Dr. Gainer used to say that
in situations like this--

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Dr. Gainer?
That guy was an idiot.

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He was not.
Yes, he was.

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Talk about molesters.
That guy--
He didn't molest me.

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I had sex with him
'cause I wanted to.
You had sex with Dr. Gainer?

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Of course I did.
No, you had--
Oh!

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He was a hot older man.
Gross!

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Okay. You know what?
You have no room to talk.
All the girls you've molested.

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Whoa, whoa. Don't start
throwing that word around
like it's meaningless, okay?

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This is serious.
Fine.

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Fine.
Great.

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Molester.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Rings ]

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[ Exhales ]

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Hey, Coach Murray!
Yeah?

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It's me-- Mac!

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I don't know what this shit
is all about.

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One day the cops
just roll into my classroom
and they haul me out of there.

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And they did it right
in front of my kids too.

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Yeah. Totally.
Molestation?

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I mean, please!
I got so much ass
back in those days.

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What the hell did I need
that kind of shit for?

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God, man, I hear you.
So much ass, it was like--
Whew.

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Oh, and you know what,
to tell you the truth?

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I don't even remember
who these assholes are
that are accusing me.

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Nothing special there,
right?
I guess.

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Nothing special. You know,
Coach, I've been working out
a lot since grammar school.

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Good for you, son.
Yeah, it's good
for you, right?

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You know when you get
real tight, like, right up
in here in this area here?

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You know what I mean?
Yeah.

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Not here.
Like right in here.

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What are you doing?

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What do you want me to do?

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All right. I-- Okay.

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[ Exhales ]

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Oh!
That's a good shot, bud.

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Hey, tell me something, man.
What's been going on
with you lately?

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You just seem--
You know, um,
I'm just distracted.

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Is that why you ran out
of the bar the other day?

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No. No. I was--
I had some stuff
I needed to do.

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It just popped in my head.
Yeah, well,
that's understandable.

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We've all got things
that we have to do.
Yeah.

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What you running
from, Charlie?

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00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:04,970
What?

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00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,905
Dee, could you
grab me a beer?
Grab one yourself.

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I'm right in the middle
of a game.
Your game isn't working.

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Let me play now.
Let me play the game
the way I want to play it.

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Your way is dumb,
and it's not working.
Then we'll play your game.

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It's not gonna get
the results we want.

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You're playing
a game for children,
and it's not working.

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Charlie's not a baby.
Charlie!

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Great. Nice.
Good job, Dennis.
Great.

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How are you gonna
put this on me?
You messed it up!

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You messed it up!
We have to push him!

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Push him?
You're pushing him away.
Now he knows something's up.

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Good.
Good?

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00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,235
Guys,
I have good news!

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I've been reading up
on the subject of pedophilia.

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It turns out that it isn't
about sex after all.
It's about power.

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So, the assailant doesn't
go after the one he finds
most attractive-- this guy.

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He goes after
the weakest he can find.

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Wow. That is good news.

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- Jesus, Mac.
What is wrong with you?
- No. You're not following.

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If Murray was looking for
the weakest he could find,
it wouldn't have been Charlie.

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[ Dee ] Why not?
Because Charlie was
a bit of a psychopath.

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When he got excited,
his face would turn purple
and he'd start biting things.

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I don't think Murray
would've put his dick
anywhere near him.

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- What about
the McPoyle brothers?
- They were prime real estate.

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I'm sure he went
to town on them.
What's your point?

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Charlie didn't get molested.

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[ Chuckling ]
What?

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00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,447
Good.
I'm sure he didn't.
Oh, boy.

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I'm sure he didn't.
Yeah.

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Leave this to the two people
that are qualified to deal
with the situation.

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It is cute
that you did some research
and got four books though.

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Nice work.
Yeah, good job.

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You know what?
We tried it your little
tippy-toe pussy way.

219
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,228
That failed miserably.
So now why don't we try
something that will work?

220
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,932
Look, I just want to say
that I think this is
a terrible approach.

221
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,035
You know how
I already know that?
'Cause you keep saying it.

222
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,837
I keep saying it
because... it is.

223
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,772
I'm sorry
you're wrong about stuff
all the time.

224
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,974
I'm sorry that you're
sorry all the time.
What?

225
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,010
That doesn't make
any sense.
I don't care.

226
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,413
Well, hello, Dennis!
Hi, Mrs. Kelly.

227
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,282
Don't you look
so handsome!

228
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,217
And, Dee, so beautiful.
Thank you, Mrs. Kelly.

229
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:04,255
I'm sorry we had to stop by
like this, but we really need
to talk to you about something.

230
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:08,793
What?
It's about Charlie.

231
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,528
[ Bawling ]

232
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:14,966
Oh, I can't believe this!
I just can't believe it!

233
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,803
Though I have to admit,
it does explain
a lot about him.

234
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,506
Yes, we were thinking
the same thing.

235
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,243
Yes. Oh. Be strong, Bonnie.

236
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,013
Be strong for your little
gingerbread man.

237
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:32,450
Now is not the time
for an episode.

238
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,953
[ Shaky Breathing ]

239
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,224
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine!

240
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,992
[ Panting ]

241
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,795
So, what do you need
from me?

242
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,579
Hello? Ma?

243
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,248
In here, Charlie!

244
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,885
Hey, I got your message.
You sounded kinda funny.

245
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,789
Come on back, honey.
Is everything all right?

246
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,360
Hello, Charlie.

247
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,529
Mom?

248
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,431
Grandma? Uncle Jack?
What's-- What's everybody
doing here?

249
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,602
Well, we've all gathered here
at the request of your friends.

250
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,138
Hey, bud.
Hi, Charlie.

251
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,274
Hello, Charles.

252
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:33,411
I-- I don't exactly know
how one of these things
are supposed to go.

253
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:38,750
But we understand
that there's been
some abuse.

254
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:44,656
These two boys
have been strong enough
to admit what happened,

255
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,224
and we thank you
for that.

256
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,327
Just hope that
that man goes away
for a long, long time.

257
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,530
Prison can be a bad place
for a guy like that.

258
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,199
Very bad place.

259
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,903
Now, we're not exactly sure
how this thing
is supposed to go.

260
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,240
But your friends
have been helping us out...

261
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,642
on a couple of key points.

262
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,512
Now?

263
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:17,055
Okay, Charlie,
show us on the doll.

264
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,324
Show you what?

265
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:23,494
- Where he touched you.
- Oh, yeah.

266
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,267
[ Mouths Words ]

267
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,369
Shall I turn it over?

268
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,838
Yeah, turn her over.

269
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,252
Do it.

270
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,398
Slow. Slow.

271
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:14,913
♪♪ [ Radio: Hawaiian ]

272
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,517
I think that went well.
You did a wonderful job,
Charlie.

273
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,653
I really think
they bought it.
Oh, yeah. Definitely.

274
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:25,590
I gotta say, my favorite part
was at the end there
when we were all hugging,

275
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,694
and my sister screamed
and told everyone that
I touched her vagina.

276
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,930
Yeah!

277
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,302
So, Charlie,

278
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,503
where to?

279
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:42,473
Oh, well, I was thinking
we should, uh, zip down
to the police station,

280
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,042
file an official report.

281
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,678
I gotta do it
sometime, right?
That's the spirit.

282
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,480
Let's get it
on the books.

283
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:58,022
[ Clears Throat ]
Excuse me. I'd like to, uh,
speak to a detective, please.

284
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,258
Name?
Charlie Kelly.

285
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,061
And what is this
in reference to?

286
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,196
Sodomy.

287
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:11,402
Okay. Uh, take a seat.
Someone will be
right with you.

288
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,272
You're doing
the right thing, Charlie.

289
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,774
The American school system's
been oppressing people
for years.

290
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,345
It's about time we start
doing a little oppressing
ourselves.

291
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,280
That doesn't make sense.
Yes, it does.

292
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:28,019
How are we oppressing
anything? You need to
think before you speak.

293
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,620
You do.
Charlie Kelly?

294
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:33,624
Oh. That's me.
Uh, I'll be right back.

295
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,727
Have a good time.

296
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:39,797
Twenty-five million
is a lot of clams.

297
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,201
Split it 50-50.
Charlie's gonna
want something.

298
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,637
- How 'bout Charlie?
- [ Inaudible ]

299
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,207
Yeah.
He'll want some.

300
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,676
He's not gonna
get some.

301
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,178
We could always split it
50-50-50.

302
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,981
You even hear
what you're saying?

303
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,517
Your gums
are bleeding.

304
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,753
How'd it go?
Great.
I just ratted you out.

305
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,323
Can I see you two boys
for a minute, please?

306
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,634
So you're not gonna get
in any trouble at all?
Uh, no. No, not really.

307
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,071
And since the McPoyles
are gonna plead guilty,
I'm off the hook completely.

308
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,541
That's great.
Sorry. Was he saying that
the intervention worked?

309
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,045
No, I don't think
that's what he's saying.
What are you talking about?

310
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,613
It was the final push
Charlie needed.

311
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,649
Turns out three-quarters
of a major--
not so bad after all.

312
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,719
And the best part of it,
actually, for me now
is the fact...

313
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,221
that everybody thinks
that I've been molested.

314
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,823
So, in a way,
my life is ruined.

315
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:43,461
In the meantime,
I'm gonna go in the back office
and cry and cry and cry...

316
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,130
and drink for a while.

317
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,468
[ Door Closes ]
Emotional release.

318
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:54,205
Another giant step forward.
My God, we're good.

319
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,607
Doctor.
Doctor.

320
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,642
Yeah, yeah.

321
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,411
I mean, so I just want
to apologize again
for the other day.

322
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,214
It's all right, Mac.
Don't worry about it.
Awkward, right?

323
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,451
You know what? You were
a good student at school.
You got potential.

324
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,120
Just put that
in your pocket.
Really? You mean that?

325
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:12,924
I mean that.
Great, Coach. That's all
I really needed to hear.

326
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,292
Good.
That is so great for me.

327
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,794
Hey, say hi
to those folks for me.
I will. Thanks.

328
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:22,133
All right.
That little prick's
goin' to hell.

329
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,246
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