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[ Charlie ]
Would you describe this piece
as more savory or succulent?
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Well, it's definitely way
too overcooked to be succulent.
But it's still pretty delicious.
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It's still savory, right?
Mm-hmm.
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What if we soaked it in beer?
Do you think that would help
it regain its succulence?
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Like a beer rub?
Mm-hmm.
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That's actually really smart.
Mac, grab us some beers.
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Bite my bird.
What are you eating?
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Dude, Dee and I cooked
up a great steak.
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Frank's got this whole fridge
full of these delicious meats
that I've been stealing.
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You guys want
to try some of this?
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Someone who sweats
as much as you
should not work with food.
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Charlie!
You son of a bitch!
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I told you to stay away
from my meat! Spit it out!
Come on, man.
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Spit it!
Spit it out! Now!
You too! Spit!
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Come on.
Right there.
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- Why are you
such a selfish jerk?
- Hey!
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I killed the deer,
I should get to eat it.
That's the natural order.
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- Wait. You shot a deer?
- That's right. Ten-point buck.
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[ Imitates Rifle Firing ]
Right between its soulful
little eyes.
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- Since when do you hunt, bro?
- Since always.
I'm a great hunter.
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How does hunting
a defenseless creature
make you a good hunter?
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You should go after something
that could defend itself.
Yeah.
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You know, a really great hunter
would go after something
that could hunt him back.
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Oh!
Like a man.
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- Hell, yeah, dude. A man?
- Don't even joke
about hunting no man.
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Who's joking?
I'm not joking.
No.
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I think that hunting a man
would be the only true test
of a good hunter.
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Oh, yeah? I was hunted once.
I just came back from 'Nam.
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I was hitching through Oregon,
and some cop started
harassing me.
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Next thing you know,
I had a whole army of cops
chasing me through the woods!
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I had to take 'em all out.
It was a bloodbath.
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That's Rambo, dude.
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- What?
- You just described
the plot of Rambo.
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That's from the first one.
It's First Blood.
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I think you're confusing
your life with Rambo.
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Not the first time
you've described your life in
the way of John Rambo's life.
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You know what? It's actually
making me think I could get
on board with a manhunt.
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Really? Me too, dude.
I'm just throwing
that out there.
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No! You do not
go on a manhunt.
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[ Laughs ]
Screw you.
Yeah.
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[ Charlie ]
Try that one.
[ Dee ] This one?
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Mm-hmm. And get a little bit
of the sauce with it.
I don't have any sauce left.
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It's the natural juices, by the
way. It's not an actual sauce.
It's so good.
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Oh, my God. Good job.
Mm-hmm.
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I can't believe that dick hole,
though, put the lock
on the refrigerator.
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What a son of a bitch.
That wasn't cool.
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You know what though? At least
he forgot about this piece.
That dumb ass.
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But did you do something
different though?
'Cause it's so good this time.
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I barely cooked it.
Really?
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I'm talking like not at all.
No kidding?
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What I did, I slapped it on
the radiator for a minute.
That's pretty gross.
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And that warmed it.
No, but it's clean enough.
It's so good. I don't care.
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Okay, good.
Well, well, well,
what have we here?
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Looks like you two
have been enjoying my meat!
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Yes. We have been,
you fascist meat hog.
Yeah!
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Hey, Frankie.
♪ Sharing, it's a rule now ♪
[ Blows Raspberry ]
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Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed yourselves.
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Maybe we should open up
a bottle of dessert wine.
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A nice port
that would complement...
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what you have just eaten.
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By the way, you know what
you've just eaten, right?
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Was it venison?
You wish it was venison!
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Was it a horse?
Horse?
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That which
you have just eaten,
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that which your teeth
have just torn apart,
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your taste buds
have savored,
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that was human meat.
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[ Scoffs ]
[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, okay.
You're so stupid.
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You're so stupid!
Thank you for
the human meat, Frank.
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Thank you for our human meat.
It was delicious.
You're welcome.
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I knew you were gonna steal
from me again.
You're stupid.
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That's why I put
a lock on the fridge.
Yeah.
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And only left one piece
of meat out.
Mm-hmm, okay.
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Human meat.
All right, where'd you get
the human meat from, Frank?
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I got a guy.
You got a guy?
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You got a human meat guy?
I got a guy for
everything, Charlie.
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You're so full of shit.
Oh, yeah, Deandra?
You think I'm full of shit?
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Mm-hmm.
Well, you enjoy
yourselves now.
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Thank you.
I am glad you had
a good time eating...
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Thank you.
human meat.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Door Opens ]
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[ Door Closes ]
That wasn't human
meat though, was it?
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No!
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Hey-o!
Dennis, I did it!
It took me all day,
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but I finally finished the list
of 10 people that would be
perfect to hunt.
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Great. And I totally
respect your opinion, but
I've already made a decision.
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That's the complete opposite
of respecting my opinion.
Hey, don't I know it.
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Check it out, bro.
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Hey. Dennis,
are you sure
Dee is coming?
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Yeah, yeah, she's coming.
She just wants to look great
for your big date.
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Cricket, bro?
Are you serious?
Yeah, man. He's perfect.
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You don't believe me?
Check it out. Cricket, come
out here for a second, please.
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Yeah.
Just stand before us here.
Now check out his legs.
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See how they've almost healed?
They're, like, pretty much
back to perfect.
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00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,604
Yeah.
And check out his cane.
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00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:09,541
It looks like he's whittled it
into some sort
of defensive tool.
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Wow.
Bet that makes you
quite formidable, huh?
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Okay, what's
going on here? Huh?
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Where's Dee?
Admit it, Mac.
He's perfect.
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Yeah. Yeah,
he'll do just fine.
Oh, God.
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Oh, God. I knew you
were up to something.
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You're gonna harvest my organs,
aren't you? Yeah.
Hey, relax.
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You're gonna probe--
Cricket, relax.
Relax. Take it easy.
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You don't want to be all nervous
and sweaty when Dee gets here.
So she is coming?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay. Okay.
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For a second there, I
thought you guys were gonna
do something terrible to me.
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Yeah, we are.
She's not coming.
No. We're gonna hunt you.
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- What?
- We are going to
hunt you, Cricket.
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Why?
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I'd spend less time asking
questions and more time running.
Yeah.
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What happens if--
if I get caught?
Ooh, don't get caught!
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Don't get caught.
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Whoa! There he goes.
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And the hunt begins.
Indeed. Indeed.
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[ Door Opens, Closes ]
This is gonna be fun.
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What do you suppose
is gonna happen
when we do catch him?
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I suppose we do something
tea bag related.
Mmm.
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[ Knocking ]
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Dee! You're home.
Thank God. Okay, let's talk.
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Let's have a quick conversation.
What do you think?
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I couldn't sleep last night.
Could you?
No.
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And I'll tell you why.
Yesterday.
Yesterday.
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- What's going on?
- Oh, my God, Charlie.
I didn't want to say anything.
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But I'm thinking there's
something strange going on
with this meat situation.
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Yes! Now I know it's crazy,
the idea of Frank
feeding us human meat.
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Yes!
But I've been trying to
disprove it. I absolutely can't.
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You can't do it, can you?
Let's talk the taste.
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The taste, Charlie.
The taste. I can't get
the taste out of my mouth!
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You can't get it out, right?
Absolutely not.
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Have you tried all sorts
of other meats? Like deli meats
and sandwich meats?
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Absolutely!
Did you go crazy just licking
everything in your apartment?
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Like your shoe?
I even licked the cat's fanny.
Like nothing's working, right?
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Maybe it's a trick, okay?
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Maybe he went and
got some weird exotic meat
that we wouldn't think to try.
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It's not like regular
grocery store kind of meat.
Not meat from a grocery store.
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It's like he got it
from some weird place.
Well, let's think here.
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Let's put our heads together.
Where could Frank go
to get mysterious meat?
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[ Dee ]
This is the place, huh?
This is what we're looking for.
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Just start grabbing
as much stuff as you can.
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We'll take that big brown
mound, and the curly stuff.
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Then this thing that looks
like a blanket, definitely.
Try some of that.
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Oh, oh, oh!
What about a monkey? Monkeys
are like nature's humans.
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I doubt they have monkey,
Charlie.
People eat monkey, Dee.
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They ate it in Temple of Doom.
You ever see that?
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Hey.
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We got monkey.
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Oh. Well, would you
look at that? Great.
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One monkey also
then, please.
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[ Laughs ]
Yeah, baby!
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This hunt is gonna be
so awesome, dude!
Yeah, bro!
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This is what it must feel like
before you go into battle!
Oh, my God.
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I know, man. I'm so excited.
Feel my nips.
Holy smokes!
155
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They're super hard, right?
Whoo! You could cut glass
with these bad boys.
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00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,881
- I know, right?
- What the hell are you doing?
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00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,782
I'm feeling his nips,
Frank.
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00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,719
I am so excited for this hunt
my nips are doing stuff they've
never done before. Feel 'em.
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00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,221
- What hunt?
- We're gonna hunt Cricket.
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00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,591
I thought we went
over this already.
You do not hunt a man!
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00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,994
Don't bring me down.
Not right now.
Not while my nips are like this.
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You know, you hunt a man,
he could snap like a twig.
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Next thing you know,
he's up at night, he's burning
down a village in 'Nam,
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he's killing
everything that moves,
everything that lives!
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You're talking
about Rambo again.
Oh, no. That happened to me.
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You're thinking of John Rambo's
life every time you--
I'm not. This happened to me.
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- That never happened
to you, Frank.
- It happened to me, Mac.
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You're confusing your life
with Rambo again.
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00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:46,324
No! No, Charlie!
This is not right.
I still have the craving.
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I have it too.
I have it even worse
than before I think.
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Something really weird
is happening to me.
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Frank fed us human meat
and we got the hunger.
The hunger?
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That's how you become
a cannibal, Dee. You get one
taste of delicious human meat,
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none of this stuff ever
satisfies you ever again.
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00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,842
Now I just think that
you're overreacting, okay?
Oh, really?
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00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,678
Yeah, that's stupid.
Is that stupid?
Oh, I'm sorry, Dee!
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00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,181
Well, then I guess Jaws IV
is stupid, okay, because
that's the exact same plot!
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00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:14,953
Okay! All right, calm down!
Before you start accusing us of
becoming cannibals or sharks...
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00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,588
or whatever it is
you're trying to say,
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I think we need to find out
if what we ate
was actually human.
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00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,793
No shit.
That's what we've been doing.
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I ate a-- [ Bleeps ]
monkey, Dee!
You don't understand me.
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I think we need to try
a piece of human flesh.
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Oh, God.
Just to make sure.
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That's the only way.
Right?
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How we gonna do this?
The morgue? Hear me out.
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It's a dead body--
Sold.
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00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,377
You don't even have to tell me.
That's where you find
dead bodies.
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It's a great idea, right?
And we'll only have
a tiny little bit.
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And then we'll know.
We'll know for sure.
We'll be off the hook.
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I got a hot plate.
I'm gonna get some beers.
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- Any sign of him?
- No.
193
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,792
But word on the street is he's
out here begging most Saturdays.
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He'll be here.
Don't worry about it.
God, hunting is awesome, Dennis!
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Yeah.
You get to wear sweet clothes
and get wasted all day.
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00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,633
It's just like our normal lives,
except at the end of it,
197
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,902
we get to put our nuts
in some dude's mouth.
198
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,805
Uh, yeah.
Actually, I wanted to talk
to you about that aspect of it.
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00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,174
What's up?
You're not happy with the plan?
Look, dude.
200
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,409
We've been tea bagging
Cricket since high school.
Yeah!
201
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,211
I feel like we need
to make some progress.
202
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,314
I think we should give him
a gorilla mask.
What's a gorilla mask?
203
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:20,318
You put something sticky
all over his face. And then
sprinkle it with shaved pubes.
204
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,356
Mmm, no, I don't like it.
What? What's not to like?
205
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,057
Cricket with a face full
of pubes? Hilarious.
206
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,193
But where are we supposed
to get that many pubes, man?
We shave!
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00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,763
That's gonna be a problem.
I laser. It's like
a turtle shell down there.
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00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:35,066
What?
Yeah. Look, man. Classics
are classics for a reason, okay?
209
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,469
Why go and mess with that?
Well, it's called
progress, Dennis.
210
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,005
I don't want to make progress!
We're sticking with
the tea bagging!
211
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,406
But tea bagging
doesn't even leave a mark!
Well, fine!
212
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,010
I'll dip my nuts in ink or
something and then put it in
his mouth! That make you happy?
213
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,112
Well-- Yeah, actually.
I think that's
a pretty good idea.
214
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:50,749
- It leaves a mark all over him.
- Holy shit. I'm glad
we just thought of it.
215
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,183
So we can dunk him down
and, like-- Whoo!
Cheers, man.
216
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,787
Glad we went through that.
We're free thinking
outside the box.
217
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,289
Cricket!
Get him!
218
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,765
Get him, get him,
get him, get him!
219
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,446
Okay, how did his legs
just do that?
I'm not doing that, Dennis.
220
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,149
No. That was
incredibly dangerous.
Let's go polish off that case.
221
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:27,152
Did not know
he was capable of that.
Yo.
222
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,354
Okay.
223
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,193
[ Clears Throat ]
Hi.
Hi.
224
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,463
Sorry to bug you here.
How-- How are you?
225
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,030
I'm good.
226
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,900
We're two friends of--
of one of the dead people
that you have in there.
227
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,036
Very close friends. Uh--
[ Stammers ]
And we wanted to--
228
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,172
Spend some time maybe.
We wanted to say good-bye.
229
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:51,209
Say good-bye to her,
him, or--
To him, I--
230
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,379
He had a--
A long life that was good.
231
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,482
What's the hot plate for?
232
00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,018
The hot--
The hot plate is because--
233
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,187
Our friend was a--
He was a chef--
234
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,456
A chef who cooked--
Of small plates
of things.
235
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,357
Many small items
on a hot plate.
He mostly just heated it up.
236
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,794
And we thought maybe if he saw
or was near the hot plate
one more time--
237
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,429
It would make him feel--
Right, right, right, right.
238
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,100
Look, spare me the act.
I'll give you guys the same deal
I give everyone else.
239
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:19,070
50 bucks gets you 10 minutes
alone with the bodies.
240
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,205
What?
What is he talking about?
241
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,074
I gotta say though,
I ain't never seen a guy
and a girl...
242
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,044
bang one of these stiffs
at the same time.
[ Clicks Teeth ]
243
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,480
Are you kidding me, guy?
Okay, you've got
the wrong idea.
244
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,982
You've got
the wrong idea about us.
That's really gross.
245
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,785
We were gonna come in
and have a bite of--
Uh-uh--
246
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,019
I don't judge you guys.
It's cool.
247
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,255
I like yogurt up my ass and
a Popsicle stick in my mouth.
248
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,225
Oh, my God, man! You know what?
Let's just give this guy
his 50 bucks!
249
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,394
Whatever, man! You're the
one with the hot plate.
That is--
250
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,395
- Weirdo.
- That is much worse.
251
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:49,467
Okay, yeah.
I'm the weirdo says the guy
with the yogurt up his ass.
252
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,772
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
253
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,908
Ooh, these are dead bodies.
Two dead guys.
254
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,477
This is the real deal here.
255
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,847
I don't think
I can eat this guy.
No. I don't think I can, right?
256
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,116
What is that?
I don't know.
257
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,485
It's not because
he's black though, right?
What?
258
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,022
Okay.
Well, no. I just
don't think so. No.
259
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,358
It's because he's dead,
right?
It's because he's dead.
260
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,994
It's because he's dead.
Okay, good, good, good.
That's why not.
261
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:20,498
[ Exhales Sharply ]
Now I got a question for you.
Mm-hmm.
262
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,168
Is it racist
if we don't eat this guy?
263
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,204
Well, shit, Charlie.
Now it is.
I'm sorry, Dee. I just--
264
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,873
The white guy looks better
to me for some reason.
He looks so much better.
265
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,076
What is that?
You know what it is? Generally,
I don't eat dark meat.
266
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:35,346
No, I prefer the white meat.
I always have.
Yeah. So it's not that guy.
267
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,116
It's this guy.
The problem is I'm gonna
have a really hard time...
268
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,485
if we're both cannibals
and we're racists.
We're not, Dee!
269
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,254
I just want to make sure--
Cannibalism? Racism, Dee?
That's not for us.
270
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,192
You know, those are the
decisions that are best left
to the suits in Washington.
271
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,227
Okay? We're just here
to eat some dude.
272
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,863
Well, you lost me
with Washington.
But the rest I agree with.
273
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,900
So let's eat a piece
of this white guy.
Let's get him.
274
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,239
I don't think I can do it.
275
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,510
No, me neither.
No. Hey, the good news is
that means we're not racist.
276
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,180
Yeah, I guess so.
Okay, okay, okay.
277
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,149
[ Panting ]
278
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,052
I made it!
I'm fast as lightning.
279
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:18,089
I'm fast as lightning.
I beat you, bitches.
280
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,027
[ Panting Continues ]
281
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,034
Hey, street rat.
[ Gasps ]
282
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,504
Don't--
Hey, hey, hey!
283
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:39,143
I'm not here to kill you.
I'm here to help you turn
the tables on Mac and Dennis.
284
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:43,681
What do you mean?
I want to show those bastards
it ain't okay to hunt humans!
285
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,685
Yeah?
They drew first blood,
not you.
286
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,220
They what?
287
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,957
They drew first blood!
288
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,561
What is that?
Is that, uh--
Is that Rambo?
289
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,298
No, I made that up.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that's Rambo.
290
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,268
You want me
to help you or not?
Yes. Yes.
291
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,371
All right.
Come on. Let's go.
[ Laughs ]
292
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,883
Holy shit.
[ Door Opens ]
293
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,719
Holy shit, dude. Holy shit!
"Tag! You're it!" And a knife?
294
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,290
What the hell is this, man?
Why you laughing?
Stop laughing, dude.
295
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,658
This is serious shit.
Yeah?
296
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,661
What? Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
You gorilla masked me?
297
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:34,032
Yes! Bro, you gotta admit,
that is so much more awesome
than tea bagging!
298
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,267
Oh, yeah?
Take a look at your mouth.
You tell me.
299
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,070
[ Laughs ]
You put your balls in my mouth
while I was sleeping?
300
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,940
- Yeah, man. Twice.
- That's rape!
That is borderline rape!
301
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,541
- You got a lot of pubic hair.
- Well, not anymore.
302
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,512
Yeah, I guess not. Jesus, man,
what's with the note?
What's with the theatrics?
303
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,448
- No, I didn't leave it.
I thought you left it.
- So it was Cricket!
304
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,551
- Oh, shit!
- Okay, Cricket got to us.
305
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,454
- Goddamn it! He got to us.
- The good news is
the gorilla mask,
306
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,523
the purple tea bag,
both totally viable
options, right?
307
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,259
The bad news is it looks
like Cricket's finally snapped.
308
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,062
We may have pushed him
too far, Dennis. What do
you think he's gonna do?
309
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,065
We need to get to him first.
We need to set a trap.
310
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,168
Yeah. And how do you
catch a Cricket?
311
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,203
With a giant bird.
312
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,571
Dee, will you calm down.
313
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,641
You're eating that cheesesteak
like some kind of giant bird,
you know?
314
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,609
I can't help it, Charlie.
I got an insatiable hunger.
315
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:23,114
I know what the hunger is, Dee!
Don't start telling me about
the hunger. I'm feeling it good!
316
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,316
Let's just go back
to the morgue, okay?
Because this is shit.
317
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,218
No, that place is terrible.
I can't go back there.
318
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,121
Look, Dee, we're cannibals now!
I mean, it's pretty
obvious to me!
319
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,090
It's starting to look
that way, isn't it?
It's a fact. That's what it is.
320
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,226
Look, if we don't feed the
hunger, we could die from it.
It's not our fault. It's nature.
321
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,595
That's nature.
That's what happens.
People die from the hunger.
322
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,097
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All the time that happens.
323
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,300
We don't want that to happen.
I don't want it to happen to me.
You want it to happen to you?
324
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,069
No. I don't want it to happen
to me. But I'm not going
back to that morgue.
325
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,638
We gotta do something about it.
I know.
Oh, Charlie.
326
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,141
I wanted to eat
that lady so bad.
I did too!
327
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,677
We're gonna have to do it!
We're gonna have to find
a living human being.
328
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,381
Because it's dead meat.
And dead meat's bad meat.
No, not the morgue.
329
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,249
What?
I'm with you on this.
And this thing.
330
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,618
I've never wanted that before.
I want it now.
But I want it now.
331
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,287
We gotta find a guy,
and we gotta kill that guy,
and we gotta eat it.
332
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,556
Somebody a little
rotund maybe.
Yeah.
333
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,292
Somebody--
That nobody'll start
asking questions about--
334
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,127
Oh, right.
If he's missing.
335
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,062
When we do that,
we don't want any questions.
We don't want to get caught.
336
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:15,400
Someone no one in the world
could ever care about!
[ Man ] Spare change?
337
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,141
Ow! Goddamn, dude!
These are not coming off.
Seriously.
338
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,777
Oh, no.
They're not going to.
I used airplane glue, bro.
339
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,211
That's gonna be your look
for a while.
340
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,149
Now run me through how
we're gonna do this with Dee.
I'll talk her into it.
341
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:37,221
Dee. Ah, great.
We need to use you as bait
for our Cricket trap.
342
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,924
What in the hell
is going on here?
Who is this?
343
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,826
No, no. We don't want
to know his name.
Go away!
344
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,862
No, wait, wait! Dee, what--
Oh, my God, no!
What are we doing?
345
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,165
What?
You know what, kid?
You gotta get outta here, man.
346
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,468
It's not safe for you.
Dee, we can't do this!
No, no. Charlie, listen to me.
347
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,237
Listen to me good.
If we don't eat this kid,
we are gonna die.
348
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,706
Oh, my God!
I want to eat him as much
as you want to eat him!
349
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,742
- But it's wrong to do it!
- No, it's not! No, come--
350
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,112
- Go back to the streets!
- So you were gonna eat
that kid--
351
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,715
- You don't have the hunger.
- We don't give a shit
about any of this.
352
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,418
Dee, Cricket trap,
bait, you?
Hmm?
353
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,121
Hello? Hey, Frank.
Frank?
354
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,323
Speaker? Yeah, hold on.
[ Phone Beeps ]
355
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,158
Is Dennis with you?
Uh, yeah.
356
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:19,864
Good.
Mac and Dennis, prepare
to be burned alive.
357
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,865
[ Frank Laughs ]
358
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,835
This is the point
where I would normally
burn you alive.
359
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:27,538
But I just did it
to prove a point.
And I think I made my point.
360
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,775
Frank. Hey, Frank.
Hey, Frank.
Hey, Frankie.
361
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,643
Good to see you.
Good to see you, man.
362
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:36,247
Look. Can you get us some
more of that human meat?
Bodies, please.
363
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,416
Are you still going on
about the meat?
364
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:42,320
I didn't feed you human meat.
It was a raccoon!
365
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,721
Huh?
What?
366
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,690
You ate raccoon meat!
367
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,991
I told you it was people...
368
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:51,129
because I wanted
to freak you out because
you're stealing my food.
369
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:51,929
No. No, no.
No, no.
370
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,565
Then why am I always hungry?
And I have stomach pains.
371
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,900
It hurts.
And nothing satisfies
my hunger.
372
00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,505
You probably got a tapeworm.
That coon meat is lousy
with parasites.
373
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:04,976
Okay. Are we done here?
Because we are bored as shit.
374
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,645
No, no, no, no, no.
Not yet.
375
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,348
Get ready for a mouthful...
376
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,318
of strawberry blond-haired
covered balls.
377
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,721
[ Chuckles ]
Frank, grab 'em.
We're not doing that.
378
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,190
Get out.
What do you mean
we're not doing it?
379
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:19,790
I lied.
What?
380
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:24,462
What is it with you people?
You guys are always touching
each other's nipples,
381
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,964
putting your balls
in each other's mouths.
382
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,733
It's fun.
It's funny.
383
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,470
I just don't understand
your generation.
384
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,906
[ Laughs ]
385
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,342
Raccoon meat!
Bullshit!
386
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,311
What?
That was human meat
and I know it!
387
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,713
Look! I don't give a shit
what you think.
Oh, really?
388
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:47,351
I'm gonna chop off a piece
of that fat little calf muscle
of yours, Frank,
389
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,953
and I'm gonna eat it!
Oh, yes.
390
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,190
- We're gonna put it on
the hot plate, right?
- Yes, Charlie. Get him!
391
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,293
- Oh! You can't run from me!
- Get him! Get him!
392
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,095
And I guess the hunt
is on once again.
Indeed it is.
393
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:02,433
-They're gonna have so much fun.
-Oh, those two are gonna
have a blast, huh?
394
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:07,405
So I guess the only thing
that's left is to figure out
what to do with Mr. Cricket.
395
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,441
Yeah. Oh, what to do,
what to do.
396
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,477
I guess it's just us.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
397
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,613
It's just you
and us...
[ Crunching Food ]
398
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:21,552
and a couple pairs
of sour, sweaty balls.
399
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,998
[ Voices Speaking Backwards ]