1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,535 [ Charlie ] Would you describe this piece as more savory or succulent? 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:07,840 Well, it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent. But it's still pretty delicious. 3 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,074 It's still savory, right? Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:13,278 What if we soaked it in beer? Do you think that would help it regain its succulence? 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,413 Like a beer rub? Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,582 That's actually really smart. Mac, grab us some beers. 7 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,550 Bite my bird. What are you eating? 8 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,718 Dude, Dee and I cooked up a great steak. 9 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,722 Frank's got this whole fridge full of these delicious meats that I've been stealing. 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,090 You guys want to try some of this? 11 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:27,693 Someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food. 12 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,629 Charlie! You son of a bitch! 13 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,732 I told you to stay away from my meat! Spit it out! Come on, man. 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:37,836 Spit it! Spit it out! Now! You too! Spit! 15 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,438 Come on. Right there. 16 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,807 - Why are you such a selfish jerk? - Hey! 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:45,711 I killed the deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order. 18 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,280 - Wait. You shot a deer? - That's right. Ten-point buck. 19 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,717 [ Imitates Rifle Firing ] Right between its soulful little eyes. 20 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,586 - Since when do you hunt, bro? - Since always. I'm a great hunter. 21 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,122 How does hunting a defenseless creature make you a good hunter? 22 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,391 You should go after something that could defend itself. Yeah. 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,562 You know, a really great hunter would go after something that could hunt him back. 24 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,363 Oh! Like a man. 25 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:08,233 - Hell, yeah, dude. A man? - Don't even joke about hunting no man. 26 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,334 Who's joking? I'm not joking. No. 27 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:12,438 I think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter. 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,140 Oh, yeah? I was hunted once. I just came back from 'Nam. 29 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:18,310 I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. 30 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:22,347 Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! 31 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:25,784 I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath. 32 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,553 That's Rambo, dude. 33 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:31,223 - What? - You just described the plot of Rambo. 34 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,825 That's from the first one. It's First Blood. 35 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,059 I think you're confusing your life with Rambo. 36 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:37,229 Not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life. 37 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,732 You know what? It's actually making me think I could get on board with a manhunt. 38 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,769 Really? Me too, dude. I'm just throwing that out there. 39 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:47,606 No! You do not go on a manhunt. 40 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:51,210 [ Laughs ] Screw you. Yeah. 41 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,376 [ Charlie ] Try that one. [ Dee ] This one? 42 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,879 Mm-hmm. And get a little bit of the sauce with it. I don't have any sauce left. 43 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:30,916 It's the natural juices, by the way. It's not an actual sauce. It's so good. 44 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:31,783 Oh, my God. Good job. Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:35,687 I can't believe that dick hole, though, put the lock on the refrigerator. 46 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,688 What a son of a bitch. That wasn't cool. 47 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,891 You know what though? At least he forgot about this piece. That dumb ass. 48 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:42,194 But did you do something different though? 'Cause it's so good this time. 49 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,362 I barely cooked it. Really? 50 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,796 I'm talking like not at all. No kidding? 51 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,232 What I did, I slapped it on the radiator for a minute. That's pretty gross. 52 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,802 And that warmed it. No, but it's clean enough. It's so good. I don't care. 53 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:55,274 Okay, good. Well, well, well, what have we here? 54 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,510 Looks like you two have been enjoying my meat! 55 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,512 Yes. We have been, you fascist meat hog. Yeah! 56 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:05,651 Hey, Frankie. ♪ Sharing, it's a rule now ♪ [ Blows Raspberry ] 57 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,553 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves. 58 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,989 Maybe we should open up a bottle of dessert wine. 59 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:15,394 A nice port that would complement... 60 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,829 what you have just eaten. 61 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:21,900 By the way, you know what you've just eaten, right? 62 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,970 Was it venison? You wish it was venison! 63 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,805 Was it a horse? Horse? 64 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,774 That which you have just eaten, 65 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:33,345 that which your teeth have just torn apart, 66 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,748 your taste buds have savored, 67 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,885 that was human meat. 68 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,486 [ Scoffs ] [ Laughs ] 69 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:42,888 Yeah, okay. You're so stupid. 70 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,823 You're so stupid! Thank you for the human meat, Frank. 71 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,858 Thank you for our human meat. It was delicious. You're welcome. 72 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,761 I knew you were gonna steal from me again. You're stupid. 73 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,898 That's why I put a lock on the fridge. Yeah. 74 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:58,470 And only left one piece of meat out. Mm-hmm, okay. 75 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:03,342 Human meat. All right, where'd you get the human meat from, Frank? 76 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,443 I got a guy. You got a guy? 77 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,812 You got a human meat guy? I got a guy for everything, Charlie. 78 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:10,482 You're so full of shit. Oh, yeah, Deandra? You think I'm full of shit? 79 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,384 Mm-hmm. Well, you enjoy yourselves now. 80 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:15,821 Thank you. I am glad you had a good time eating... 81 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,023 Thank you. human meat. 82 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,658 [ Chuckles ] 83 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,727 [ Door Opens ] 84 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:25,530 [ Door Closes ] That wasn't human meat though, was it? 85 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,499 No! 86 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,903 Hey-o! Dennis, I did it! It took me all day, 87 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,040 but I finally finished the list of 10 people that would be perfect to hunt. 88 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,644 Great. And I totally respect your opinion, but I've already made a decision. 89 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:42,447 That's the complete opposite of respecting my opinion. Hey, don't I know it. 90 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,783 Check it out, bro. 91 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,820 Hey. Dennis, are you sure Dee is coming? 92 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,490 Yeah, yeah, she's coming. She just wants to look great for your big date. 93 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,492 Cricket, bro? Are you serious? Yeah, man. He's perfect. 94 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:58,397 You don't believe me? Check it out. Cricket, come out here for a second, please. 95 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,400 Yeah. Just stand before us here. Now check out his legs. 96 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:04,569 See how they've almost healed? They're, like, pretty much back to perfect. 97 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,604 Yeah. And check out his cane. 98 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:09,541 It looks like he's whittled it into some sort of defensive tool. 99 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:13,512 Wow. Bet that makes you quite formidable, huh? 100 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,814 Okay, what's going on here? Huh? 101 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,083 Where's Dee? Admit it, Mac. He's perfect. 102 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,585 Yeah. Yeah, he'll do just fine. Oh, God. 103 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:23,121 Oh, God. I knew you were up to something. 104 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:26,692 You're gonna harvest my organs, aren't you? Yeah. Hey, relax. 105 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,728 You're gonna probe-- Cricket, relax. Relax. Take it easy. 106 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,965 You don't want to be all nervous and sweaty when Dee gets here. So she is coming? 107 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,767 Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. 108 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,637 For a second there, I thought you guys were gonna do something terrible to me. 109 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,540 Yeah, we are. She's not coming. No. We're gonna hunt you. 110 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:47,913 - What? - We are going to hunt you, Cricket. 111 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:48,914 Why? 112 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:52,517 I'd spend less time asking questions and more time running. Yeah. 113 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:56,054 What happens if-- if I get caught? Ooh, don't get caught! 114 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,824 Don't get caught. 115 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,760 Whoa! There he goes. 116 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,628 And the hunt begins. Indeed. Indeed. 117 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,630 [ Door Opens, Closes ] This is gonna be fun. 118 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,866 What do you suppose is gonna happen when we do catch him? 119 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,837 I suppose we do something tea bag related. Mmm. 120 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,205 [ Knocking ] 121 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,774 Dee! You're home. Thank God. Okay, let's talk. 122 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,909 Let's have a quick conversation. What do you think? 123 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,144 I couldn't sleep last night. Could you? No. 124 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,113 And I'll tell you why. Yesterday. Yesterday. 125 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,048 - What's going on? - Oh, my God, Charlie. I didn't want to say anything. 126 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,218 But I'm thinking there's something strange going on with this meat situation. 127 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,187 Yes! Now I know it's crazy, the idea of Frank feeding us human meat. 128 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,023 Yes! But I've been trying to disprove it. I absolutely can't. 129 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,459 You can't do it, can you? Let's talk the taste. 130 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,863 The taste, Charlie. The taste. I can't get the taste out of my mouth! 131 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:38,964 You can't get it out, right? Absolutely not. 132 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,867 Have you tried all sorts of other meats? Like deli meats and sandwich meats? 133 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,470 Absolutely! Did you go crazy just licking everything in your apartment? 134 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:49,574 Like your shoe? I even licked the cat's fanny. Like nothing's working, right? 135 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,208 Maybe it's a trick, okay? 136 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,912 Maybe he went and got some weird exotic meat that we wouldn't think to try. 137 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,949 It's not like regular grocery store kind of meat. Not meat from a grocery store. 138 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,619 It's like he got it from some weird place. Well, let's think here. 139 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:05,724 Let's put our heads together. Where could Frank go to get mysterious meat? 140 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,399 [ Dee ] This is the place, huh? This is what we're looking for. 141 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,134 Just start grabbing as much stuff as you can. 142 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:19,538 We'll take that big brown mound, and the curly stuff. 143 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,573 Then this thing that looks like a blanket, definitely. Try some of that. 144 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,876 Oh, oh, oh! What about a monkey? Monkeys are like nature's humans. 145 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:28,547 I doubt they have monkey, Charlie. People eat monkey, Dee. 146 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,383 They ate it in Temple of Doom. You ever see that? 147 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,151 Hey. 148 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,720 We got monkey. 149 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:39,024 Oh. Well, would you look at that? Great. 150 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,827 One monkey also then, please. 151 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,801 [ Laughs ] Yeah, baby! 152 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,670 This hunt is gonna be so awesome, dude! Yeah, bro! 153 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,206 This is what it must feel like before you go into battle! Oh, my God. 154 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,708 I know, man. I'm so excited. Feel my nips. Holy smokes! 155 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,111 They're super hard, right? Whoo! You could cut glass with these bad boys. 156 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,881 - I know, right? - What the hell are you doing? 157 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,782 I'm feeling his nips, Frank. 158 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,719 I am so excited for this hunt my nips are doing stuff they've never done before. Feel 'em. 159 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,221 - What hunt? - We're gonna hunt Cricket. 160 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,591 I thought we went over this already. You do not hunt a man! 161 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,994 Don't bring me down. Not right now. Not while my nips are like this. 162 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,865 You know, you hunt a man, he could snap like a twig. 163 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:24,603 Next thing you know, he's up at night, he's burning down a village in 'Nam, 164 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:28,173 he's killing everything that moves, everything that lives! 165 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:31,843 You're talking about Rambo again. Oh, no. That happened to me. 166 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,247 You're thinking of John Rambo's life every time you-- I'm not. This happened to me. 167 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,849 - That never happened to you, Frank. - It happened to me, Mac. 168 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,086 You're confusing your life with Rambo again. 169 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:46,324 No! No, Charlie! This is not right. I still have the craving. 170 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:49,661 I have it too. I have it even worse than before I think. 171 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,029 Something really weird is happening to me. 172 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,832 Frank fed us human meat and we got the hunger. The hunger? 173 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:58,770 That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. You get one taste of delicious human meat, 174 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,605 none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again. 175 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,842 Now I just think that you're overreacting, okay? Oh, really? 176 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,678 Yeah, that's stupid. Is that stupid? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee! 177 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,181 Well, then I guess Jaws IV is stupid, okay, because that's the exact same plot! 178 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:14,953 Okay! All right, calm down! Before you start accusing us of becoming cannibals or sharks... 179 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,588 or whatever it is you're trying to say, 180 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,791 I think we need to find out if what we ate was actually human. 181 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,793 No shit. That's what we've been doing. 182 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,096 I ate a-- [ Bleeps ] monkey, Dee! You don't understand me. 183 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,500 I think we need to try a piece of human flesh. 184 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,269 Oh, God. Just to make sure. 185 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,203 That's the only way. Right? 186 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:36,174 How we gonna do this? The morgue? Hear me out. 187 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:36,908 It's a dead body-- Sold. 188 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,377 You don't even have to tell me. That's where you find dead bodies. 189 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,146 It's a great idea, right? And we'll only have a tiny little bit. 190 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,949 And then we'll know. We'll know for sure. We'll be off the hook. 191 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:47,118 I got a hot plate. I'm gonna get some beers. 192 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,022 - Any sign of him? - No. 193 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,792 But word on the street is he's out here begging most Saturdays. 194 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,962 He'll be here. Don't worry about it. God, hunting is awesome, Dennis! 195 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,297 Yeah. You get to wear sweet clothes and get wasted all day. 196 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,633 It's just like our normal lives, except at the end of it, 197 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,902 we get to put our nuts in some dude's mouth. 198 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,805 Uh, yeah. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that aspect of it. 199 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,174 What's up? You're not happy with the plan? Look, dude. 200 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,409 We've been tea bagging Cricket since high school. Yeah! 201 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,211 I feel like we need to make some progress. 202 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,314 I think we should give him a gorilla mask. What's a gorilla mask? 203 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:20,318 You put something sticky all over his face. And then sprinkle it with shaved pubes. 204 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,356 Mmm, no, I don't like it. What? What's not to like? 205 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,057 Cricket with a face full of pubes? Hilarious. 206 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,193 But where are we supposed to get that many pubes, man? We shave! 207 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,763 That's gonna be a problem. I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there. 208 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:35,066 What? Yeah. Look, man. Classics are classics for a reason, okay? 209 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,469 Why go and mess with that? Well, it's called progress, Dennis. 210 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,005 I don't want to make progress! We're sticking with the tea bagging! 211 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,406 But tea bagging doesn't even leave a mark! Well, fine! 212 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,010 I'll dip my nuts in ink or something and then put it in his mouth! That make you happy? 213 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,112 Well-- Yeah, actually. I think that's a pretty good idea. 214 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:50,749 - It leaves a mark all over him. - Holy shit. I'm glad we just thought of it. 215 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,183 So we can dunk him down and, like-- Whoo! Cheers, man. 216 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,787 Glad we went through that. We're free thinking outside the box. 217 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,289 Cricket! Get him! 218 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,765 Get him, get him, get him, get him! 219 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,446 Okay, how did his legs just do that? I'm not doing that, Dennis. 220 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,149 No. That was incredibly dangerous. Let's go polish off that case. 221 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:27,152 Did not know he was capable of that. Yo. 222 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,354 Okay. 223 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,193 [ Clears Throat ] Hi. Hi. 224 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,463 Sorry to bug you here. How-- How are you? 225 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,030 I'm good. 226 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,900 We're two friends of-- of one of the dead people that you have in there. 227 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,036 Very close friends. Uh-- [ Stammers ] And we wanted to-- 228 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,172 Spend some time maybe. We wanted to say good-bye. 229 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:51,209 Say good-bye to her, him, or-- To him, I-- 230 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,379 He had a-- A long life that was good. 231 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,482 What's the hot plate for? 232 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,018 The hot-- The hot plate is because-- 233 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,187 Our friend was a-- He was a chef-- 234 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,456 A chef who cooked-- Of small plates of things. 235 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,357 Many small items on a hot plate. He mostly just heated it up. 236 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,794 And we thought maybe if he saw or was near the hot plate one more time-- 237 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,429 It would make him feel-- Right, right, right, right. 238 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,100 Look, spare me the act. I'll give you guys the same deal I give everyone else. 239 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:19,070 50 bucks gets you 10 minutes alone with the bodies. 240 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,205 What? What is he talking about? 241 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,074 I gotta say though, I ain't never seen a guy and a girl... 242 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,044 bang one of these stiffs at the same time. [ Clicks Teeth ] 243 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,480 Are you kidding me, guy? Okay, you've got the wrong idea. 244 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,982 You've got the wrong idea about us. That's really gross. 245 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,785 We were gonna come in and have a bite of-- Uh-uh-- 246 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,019 I don't judge you guys. It's cool. 247 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,255 I like yogurt up my ass and a Popsicle stick in my mouth. 248 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,225 Oh, my God, man! You know what? Let's just give this guy his 50 bucks! 249 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,394 Whatever, man! You're the one with the hot plate. That is-- 250 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,395 - Weirdo. - That is much worse. 251 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:49,467 Okay, yeah. I'm the weirdo says the guy with the yogurt up his ass. 252 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,772 Holy shit. Holy shit. 253 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,908 Ooh, these are dead bodies. Two dead guys. 254 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,477 This is the real deal here. 255 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,847 I don't think I can eat this guy. No. I don't think I can, right? 256 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,116 What is that? I don't know. 257 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,485 It's not because he's black though, right? What? 258 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,022 Okay. Well, no. I just don't think so. No. 259 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,358 It's because he's dead, right? It's because he's dead. 260 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,994 It's because he's dead. Okay, good, good, good. That's why not. 261 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:20,498 [ Exhales Sharply ] Now I got a question for you. Mm-hmm. 262 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,168 Is it racist if we don't eat this guy? 263 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,204 Well, shit, Charlie. Now it is. I'm sorry, Dee. I just-- 264 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,873 The white guy looks better to me for some reason. He looks so much better. 265 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,076 What is that? You know what it is? Generally, I don't eat dark meat. 266 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:35,346 No, I prefer the white meat. I always have. Yeah. So it's not that guy. 267 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,116 It's this guy. The problem is I'm gonna have a really hard time... 268 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,485 if we're both cannibals and we're racists. We're not, Dee! 269 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,254 I just want to make sure-- Cannibalism? Racism, Dee? That's not for us. 270 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,192 You know, those are the decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington. 271 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,227 Okay? We're just here to eat some dude. 272 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,863 Well, you lost me with Washington. But the rest I agree with. 273 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,900 So let's eat a piece of this white guy. Let's get him. 274 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,239 I don't think I can do it. 275 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,510 No, me neither. No. Hey, the good news is that means we're not racist. 276 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,180 Yeah, I guess so. Okay, okay, okay. 277 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,149 [ Panting ] 278 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,052 I made it! I'm fast as lightning. 279 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:18,089 I'm fast as lightning. I beat you, bitches. 280 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,027 [ Panting Continues ] 281 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,034 Hey, street rat. [ Gasps ] 282 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,504 Don't-- Hey, hey, hey! 283 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:39,143 I'm not here to kill you. I'm here to help you turn the tables on Mac and Dennis. 284 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:43,681 What do you mean? I want to show those bastards it ain't okay to hunt humans! 285 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,685 Yeah? They drew first blood, not you. 286 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,220 They what? 287 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,957 They drew first blood! 288 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,561 What is that? Is that, uh-- Is that Rambo? 289 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,298 No, I made that up. No, no, no. Yeah, that's Rambo. 290 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,268 You want me to help you or not? Yes. Yes. 291 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,371 All right. Come on. Let's go. [ Laughs ] 292 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,883 Holy shit. [ Door Opens ] 293 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,719 Holy shit, dude. Holy shit! "Tag! You're it!" And a knife? 294 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,290 What the hell is this, man? Why you laughing? Stop laughing, dude. 295 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,658 This is serious shit. Yeah? 296 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,661 What? Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? You gorilla masked me? 297 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:34,032 Yes! Bro, you gotta admit, that is so much more awesome than tea bagging! 298 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,267 Oh, yeah? Take a look at your mouth. You tell me. 299 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,070 [ Laughs ] You put your balls in my mouth while I was sleeping? 300 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,940 - Yeah, man. Twice. - That's rape! That is borderline rape! 301 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,541 - You got a lot of pubic hair. - Well, not anymore. 302 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,512 Yeah, I guess not. Jesus, man, what's with the note? What's with the theatrics? 303 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,448 - No, I didn't leave it. I thought you left it. - So it was Cricket! 304 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,551 - Oh, shit! - Okay, Cricket got to us. 305 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,454 - Goddamn it! He got to us. - The good news is the gorilla mask, 306 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,523 the purple tea bag, both totally viable options, right? 307 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,259 The bad news is it looks like Cricket's finally snapped. 308 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,062 We may have pushed him too far, Dennis. What do you think he's gonna do? 309 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,065 We need to get to him first. We need to set a trap. 310 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,168 Yeah. And how do you catch a Cricket? 311 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,203 With a giant bird. 312 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,571 Dee, will you calm down. 313 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,641 You're eating that cheesesteak like some kind of giant bird, you know? 314 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,609 I can't help it, Charlie. I got an insatiable hunger. 315 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:23,114 I know what the hunger is, Dee! Don't start telling me about the hunger. I'm feeling it good! 316 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,316 Let's just go back to the morgue, okay? Because this is shit. 317 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,218 No, that place is terrible. I can't go back there. 318 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,121 Look, Dee, we're cannibals now! I mean, it's pretty obvious to me! 319 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,090 It's starting to look that way, isn't it? It's a fact. That's what it is. 320 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,226 Look, if we don't feed the hunger, we could die from it. It's not our fault. It's nature. 321 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,595 That's nature. That's what happens. People die from the hunger. 322 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,097 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All the time that happens. 323 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,300 We don't want that to happen. I don't want it to happen to me. You want it to happen to you? 324 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,069 No. I don't want it to happen to me. But I'm not going back to that morgue. 325 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,638 We gotta do something about it. I know. Oh, Charlie. 326 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,141 I wanted to eat that lady so bad. I did too! 327 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,677 We're gonna have to do it! We're gonna have to find a living human being. 328 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,381 Because it's dead meat. And dead meat's bad meat. No, not the morgue. 329 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,249 What? I'm with you on this. And this thing. 330 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,618 I've never wanted that before. I want it now. But I want it now. 331 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,287 We gotta find a guy, and we gotta kill that guy, and we gotta eat it. 332 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,556 Somebody a little rotund maybe. Yeah. 333 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,292 Somebody-- That nobody'll start asking questions about-- 334 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,127 Oh, right. If he's missing. 335 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,062 When we do that, we don't want any questions. We don't want to get caught. 336 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:15,400 Someone no one in the world could ever care about! [ Man ] Spare change? 337 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,141 Ow! Goddamn, dude! These are not coming off. Seriously. 338 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,777 Oh, no. They're not going to. I used airplane glue, bro. 339 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,211 That's gonna be your look for a while. 340 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,149 Now run me through how we're gonna do this with Dee. I'll talk her into it. 341 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:37,221 Dee. Ah, great. We need to use you as bait for our Cricket trap. 342 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,924 What in the hell is going on here? Who is this? 343 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,826 No, no. We don't want to know his name. Go away! 344 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,862 No, wait, wait! Dee, what-- Oh, my God, no! What are we doing? 345 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,165 What? You know what, kid? You gotta get outta here, man. 346 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,468 It's not safe for you. Dee, we can't do this! No, no. Charlie, listen to me. 347 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,237 Listen to me good. If we don't eat this kid, we are gonna die. 348 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,706 Oh, my God! I want to eat him as much as you want to eat him! 349 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,742 - But it's wrong to do it! - No, it's not! No, come-- 350 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,112 - Go back to the streets! - So you were gonna eat that kid-- 351 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,715 - You don't have the hunger. - We don't give a shit about any of this. 352 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,418 Dee, Cricket trap, bait, you? Hmm? 353 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,121 Hello? Hey, Frank. Frank? 354 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,323 Speaker? Yeah, hold on. [ Phone Beeps ] 355 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,158 Is Dennis with you? Uh, yeah. 356 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:19,864 Good. Mac and Dennis, prepare to be burned alive. 357 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,865 [ Frank Laughs ] 358 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,835 This is the point where I would normally burn you alive. 359 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:27,538 But I just did it to prove a point. And I think I made my point. 360 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,775 Frank. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frankie. 361 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,643 Good to see you. Good to see you, man. 362 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:36,247 Look. Can you get us some more of that human meat? Bodies, please. 363 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,416 Are you still going on about the meat? 364 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:42,320 I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon! 365 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,721 Huh? What? 366 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,690 You ate raccoon meat! 367 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,991 I told you it was people... 368 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:51,129 because I wanted to freak you out because you're stealing my food. 369 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:51,929 No. No, no. No, no. 370 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,565 Then why am I always hungry? And I have stomach pains. 371 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,900 It hurts. And nothing satisfies my hunger. 372 00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,505 You probably got a tapeworm. That coon meat is lousy with parasites. 373 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:04,976 Okay. Are we done here? Because we are bored as shit. 374 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,645 No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. 375 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,348 Get ready for a mouthful... 376 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,318 of strawberry blond-haired covered balls. 377 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,721 [ Chuckles ] Frank, grab 'em. We're not doing that. 378 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,190 Get out. What do you mean we're not doing it? 379 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:19,790 I lied. What? 380 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:24,462 What is it with you people? You guys are always touching each other's nipples, 381 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,964 putting your balls in each other's mouths. 382 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,733 It's fun. It's funny. 383 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,470 I just don't understand your generation. 384 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,906 [ Laughs ] 385 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,342 Raccoon meat! Bullshit! 386 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,311 What? That was human meat and I know it! 387 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,713 Look! I don't give a shit what you think. Oh, really? 388 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:47,351 I'm gonna chop off a piece of that fat little calf muscle of yours, Frank, 389 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,953 and I'm gonna eat it! Oh, yes. 390 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,190 - We're gonna put it on the hot plate, right? - Yes, Charlie. Get him! 391 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,293 - Oh! You can't run from me! - Get him! Get him! 392 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,095 And I guess the hunt is on once again. Indeed it is. 393 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:02,433 -They're gonna have so much fun. -Oh, those two are gonna have a blast, huh? 394 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:07,405 So I guess the only thing that's left is to figure out what to do with Mr. Cricket. 395 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,441 Yeah. Oh, what to do, what to do. 396 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,477 I guess it's just us. [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 397 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,613 It's just you and us... [ Crunching Food ] 398 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:21,552 and a couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls. 399 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,998 [ Voices Speaking Backwards ]