1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,068 [ Mac ] How are we supposed to scale back our energy costs... 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,603 when you are filling this generator with gasoline? 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:08,140 When did you start running the bar on a gas generator instead of-- 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,441 About a week ago. I've been doing it for about a week. 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:13,045 Why would you do that? Well, because, you know, electricity's so expensive, man. 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,114 So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it. 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,217 Are you kidding me? Gasoline's, like, a thousand times more expensive than electricity. 8 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:21,353 And you know what, Charlie? You shouldn't be making these decisions anyway, okay? 9 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,821 You're not the decision-making type. [ Charlie ] Yeah. 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,391 As the brains of this organization, I should've made this decision. 11 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:28,660 Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry. Since when did you become the brains? 12 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,096 Uh, I'm sorry. I've always been the brains. What? 13 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:34,099 What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. What the hell am I? 14 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,435 You're the looks. Well, yeah. Of course I'm the looks. 15 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,303 But I always thought of myself as the brains and the looks. 16 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,739 No, you're the looks. I'm the brains. Charlie's the wild card. 17 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,741 Whoa. That's awesome. 18 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,811 Yeah. Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:50,115 Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? 20 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,851 Looks, brains, wild card. Think about it. 21 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,620 The A-Team did it. 22 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:58,090 Scooby-Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it. 23 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:58,690 Oh, shit. Yes. Right? 24 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:02,928 Our problem is that we don't stick to that basic format, 25 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,729 and it gets us into trouble. 26 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,465 So what you're saying is that by breaking from that format, 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,834 we're actually limiting our ability to be as successful... 28 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,703 as those organizations. You're totally right, dude. 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,838 Great. On to the matter at hand. 30 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,608 We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies... 31 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:19,411 with their 10-gallon hats and their rotten, ass-plowing hearts. 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:23,615 So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan. 33 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,684 Lay it on us, bud. It involves pulling up our bootstraps, 34 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:30,189 oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. 35 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,357 Mmm. Pow! 36 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,460 Not gay sex. 37 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,795 Okay. 'Cause that's what it sounded like. Okay, okay, okay. 38 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:40,199 What did you mean? We're gonna solve the gas crisis. 39 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,270 ♪ 40 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,049 ♪ 41 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,726 ♪♪ 42 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:15,367 Charlie, the plan is simple, okay? 43 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,568 Is it? Yes. We go to a bank. 44 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:21,173 We talk to a loan officer. We get a hefty loan to buy a bunch of gasoline. 45 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,474 Mm-hmm. We take that gasoline. 46 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,309 We store it in the basement. We wait a few months. 47 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,612 When the gas prices skyrocket, we sell it, make a huge profit. 48 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:29,047 Yeah, man. If the guy doesn't seem like he's going for it, 49 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,383 I'll show him this big-breasted-women chart. [ Charlie ] Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:35,220 And that'll win him over. Yeah, I'm sure it will, 'cause that's great, 51 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,755 and the plan's actually pretty great. 52 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:40,626 The problem I'm having with it is that I don't have anything to do. 53 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,861 No. You do have something to do. You're the wild card. 54 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,764 You sit there looking crazy and capable of anything. 55 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:46,765 Yeah. Ohh. That's-- 56 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,667 Yeah, you set the tone for the whole meeting. Okay. 57 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:53,739 So if I'm, like, there while you guys are talking, and I'm just, like, uh-- 58 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,809 That's terrible. That was my-- That was my wild card face. 59 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,712 What message are you trying to send with that? Was it not a good one? 60 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:04,349 Well, so what if it's more like-- like, I'm, um-- 61 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:08,620 You want '''em to think you're gonna take a dump, or-- That's what that looks like? 62 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,956 I don't know what message you were trying-- Oh, man. 63 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:11,790 You're forcing it. Oh, my God. 64 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,525 Yeah, you're forcing it. I better look in a mirror, 65 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,628 'cause I don't know what I'm doing, and what it looks like feel like two different things. 66 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,964 I'm gonna supervise, 'cause there's no way he should be making this decision. 67 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,966 Walk me through it, dude, 'cause I just don't see it. I'm gonna draw another woman. 68 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:24,937 It's not a rape van. It's a spy van. It looks like a rape van to me. 69 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,705 But whatever. Dennis, you gotta look at this. 70 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:31,009 What is this? Bruce Mathis is about to give away all of Mom's money. 71 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:34,546 What are you talking about? In two days, some Muslim cultural center... 72 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,914 is about to get a giant check made out of our cash. 73 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:41,220 - And we gotta get that back. - Listen. This jamoke is giving our money to terrorists. 74 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,454 And we gotta prove it. 75 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:47,626 Um, Dee, Mom gave all of our money to Bruce. You were never gonna get it anyway. 76 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,328 Oh, no, no, no. I was. See, I had a plan. 77 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,464 I was gonna eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir. 78 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,899 So... help. 79 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:57,302 Uh, so when you say "eliminate," you mean you were gonna kill me? 80 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:58,537 Uh, I don't know. No. Yes. 81 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,906 Maybe I was going to. Maybe I wasn't. The point is moot now. 82 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,809 Can you please help me out here? So you were planning on killing me? 83 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,311 You're still talking about that? Listen, listen. Stop arguing. 84 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,947 Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here. 85 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,048 Pass. Pass? 86 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,350 Yeah, pass. Super pass. UÜÜber pass. 87 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,385 How do you super pass on something like this? We gotta get that money. 88 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,887 I pass! Because you were planning on killing me. 89 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:19,992 I feel like you're really focused on one tiny part of what I'm trying to talk about. 90 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:22,628 It's a very big part of your-- It's just a couple of words. 91 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,896 Just go away. I'm trying to draw breasts. Focus on the words "money"-- 92 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,798 and pretty women. and "Bruce," and "me," and "help." 93 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:32,904 All right. And what is the reason you're requesting a loan today? 94 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,307 Wait for it. 95 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,608 Gasoline. 96 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,876 - Excuse me? - Don't rush me. 97 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,412 Don't rush him. Thank you. I feel rushed. Look. Here's the plan. 98 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:44,483 You give us a shitload of money. We buy a shitload of gasoline. 99 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,752 We wait 12 months. We sell the gasoline. 100 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,054 And make a shitload of profit. 101 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,890 Gentlemen, we tend to give loans to businesses, not, um-- 102 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,793 She's not getting it. Get the graph. Oh, yeah. The graph. 103 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,029 We have a graph. Yeah. Check this out. 104 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,798 Now these are the gas prices last year. 105 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,634 These are the gas prices this year. 106 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,870 And this is what the gas prices will be. 107 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:11,677 - And what are those? - Uh, these are gorgeous women with heaving breasts. 108 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:12,911 Why? 109 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:16,448 Uh, well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought... 110 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,717 we'd be speaking to a man today, so-- Yeah. 111 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,419 Is there any way that we could talk to your boss? 112 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:25,390 - Because I think he would understand more better. - My boss is a woman. 113 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:29,428 Really? Your boss is a woman? Now, this is a strange bank. 114 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,497 Okay. Well, I am definitely rejecting your request... 115 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:37,336 for $300,000 to buy gasoline. 116 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,639 Dennis, you're on. Yeah. 117 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,108 You know, I just had a crazy thought. 118 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:48,080 How's about I take you in the back and-- Oh. 119 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,348 "change your mind"? 120 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,584 Or how about we all go in the back and have great sex? 121 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,420 - What are you doing? - Hmm? I'm playing the wild card here, man, so-- 122 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,722 No, dude. Just let Dennis do his thing, okay? 123 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,691 I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it. 124 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,793 Now is not the right time to pull the wild card, okay? 125 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:02,894 Let me do my thing. Let me do the seducing. 126 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,931 Look, let Dennis bang her so we can get our loan. Here's a scenario. 127 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,466 What if she wanted to bang me, or you for that matter-- 128 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,469 You can't pull the wild card when I have my shirt off. That should be a rule. 129 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,871 Yes, that's a rule. Well, your shirt's not off. 130 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,773 Well, now it is, goddamn it, bitch. Oh, yeah? 131 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,408 Back off. Oh, wow, now, baby. 132 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,776 Come on, man. This is my job. 133 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,011 Now I feel like I should do it. What are you doing? 134 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,381 Huh? Goddamn it. Well, okay, so-- 135 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:22,981 Why don't you decide? 136 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:28,387 Which one of us do you want to take you in the back and bang you? 137 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:42,033 My intel tells me that Bruce moved into this crappy apartment complex. 138 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,736 Where did you get your intel? I waterboarded some guy. 139 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,539 Told me everything. You tortured somebody? 140 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,040 Oh, yeah. Big time. 141 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,610 - What do you see? - I can't see shit. 142 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,211 Why would you tint the inside of the windows? 143 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:56,782 I don't want anybody to see in. We can't see out, Frank. 144 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,484 I might've overdone it a little bit. You think so? 145 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,087 Whoa, whoa. That's Bruce. 146 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,588 - This guy? - That's the guy walking there. 147 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,390 - Start the car. - Are you sure that's him? 148 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:08,794 [ Frank ] Let's follow him. I'm gonna take some pictures. 149 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,495 [ Groans ] I got it working. 150 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,665 Let's go. All right, there's-- The gas pedal is stuck. 151 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,000 Well, wobble it. Wobble it? 152 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,135 Yeah, wobble it back and forth. Wiggle it. Wiggle it. All right. 153 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,639 [ Engine Starts ] That's it. That's it. Now hit it. Whoa! 154 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,773 Aaah! Oh, God. What are you trying to do? 155 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,076 You're giving me whiplash. You're blinding me. Calm down for a second. 156 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,678 Hold on. 157 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,846 Oh, man. Son of a bitch. 158 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,048 Will you stop with that for one second? 159 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,550 Hey, assholes. 160 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,719 [ Shutter Clicking ] 161 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,657 Hey, what the hell was that about? 162 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,931 I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer. That's a dumb place to hide it. 163 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,599 She's an investor now. She'll thank us later. 164 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,768 You know what, guys? I'm sorry. Can I-- I gotta bring something up. 165 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,471 Can I bring something up? Because if I don't, it's gonna stew up inside me. 166 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,539 It's gonna drive me crazy. What's up, man? 167 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,776 I kinda can't believe that you guys took your shirts off back there, man. 168 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,145 I mean, I feel like you really sold me down the river. 169 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,781 The Ghostbusters would never do something like that to each other. 170 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,583 I can't believe you guys did it. What are you doing? 171 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:09,221 - No trash cans. Only cars. - Whoa. Cool your jets, guy. We paid for this gas. 172 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,624 It's gonna be a while, so-- [ Whistles ] 173 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,559 Stop now. You can't do this. 174 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,061 What? Come on, man. Only cars. 175 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,996 Ah, geez. All right. Well, wild card, do your thing. 176 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,833 So help me, God, I'll blow this place to kingdom come, guy. 177 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,903 Not that. Not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. Come on, man. 178 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,538 No. We just gotta figure out a way... 179 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,241 to get this gas back to the bar without using the barrels. 180 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:32,043 Well, how the hell are we gonna do that? 181 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,650 Aaah! 182 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,620 [ Coughing ] All right, barrel number six is done, dudes. 183 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,990 Mac, this doesn't seem to be the best-- This is not working, okay? 184 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,858 We are actually losing money driving back and forth... 185 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,094 from that gas station all day long. You burn up your product-- 186 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,963 Plus, I have swallowed a good deal of it, and it's a damn waste. 187 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,534 That's not good. Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning. 188 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,769 He puts a new thing on the sign every time we pull in there. 189 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,038 We're screwing ourselves here, guys. Hold on. Let's not freak out. 190 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,773 Let's not freak out. The plan is not working though, man. 191 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:06,144 We just need to adjust our business model to meet the needs of a changing marketplace. 192 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,346 That's all. That's money talk. Let's talk money. 193 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,181 We gotta make some money in the short term. 194 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,919 Well, how the hell are we gonna do that? I got a plan. 195 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,720 We'd like to return some gas, please. 196 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:19,591 - Yeah. Don't worry, bro. Got receipts. - I can't do that. 197 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,994 You can't do it, or you won't do it? 198 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,863 Both. 199 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,364 Not yet, buddy. 200 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,067 Okay, bro. You want to play hard ball, fine. 201 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,237 You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch. 202 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,140 Get ready to feel it where it hurts. Your dick. 203 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,610 No. No, not his dick. His-- His wallet. Yup. 204 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,079 Your wallet. Yup. 205 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:49,854 - Here we are. This is it. - Are you sure this is his place? 206 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,656 Yes. Yes, yes. My intel says so. 207 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,626 Okay, listen. Take these box cutters. Put 'em in his bedroom. 208 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,629 Take this fertilizer. Toss it in the closet. 209 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,730 What the hell are we doing that for? 210 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,801 'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find all this bomb-making shit, 211 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,236 and they'll arrest his money-stealing ass. 212 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,238 We don't want to call the cops. 213 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,174 They'll find the bug I'm gonna plant. 214 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,877 That's a baby monitor, Frank. You're planting a baby monitor? 215 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:18,083 Yeah. A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. 216 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,718 I guess babies can't be trusted. 217 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,955 What exactly is it you're expecting to find here? A lot of shady shit. 218 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,690 Like what? 219 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,326 Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes. 220 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,829 Why would that be shady? 221 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,697 Maybe the dudes are babies. What? 222 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,332 Bruce is not banging any baby dudes. 223 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,967 Look, we're going back to the original plan, okay? 224 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,970 We're gonna put the frame on him, we're gonna be heroes among the community, 225 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,374 and I'm gonna get all of my money back as a reward. All my money. 226 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:45,377 Well, whatever. It was probably gonna end up mine eventually, so-- 227 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:49,648 Okay. There's something I want to talk to you about. 228 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,884 Were you planning on offing me, 229 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,253 and then offing Dennis also? 230 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,588 Frank, we are in the middle of something. 231 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,890 I don't have time to chitchat with you about stuff right now. 232 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,159 Were you planning on offing me? I didn't say that. 233 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,161 You didn't deny it either. 234 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:07,932 Uh, deny it? Do I have to deny something so crazy? 235 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:11,236 Give me the baby monitor. I'll hide it for you. 236 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,344 Capitalism at work. This oughta show the son of a bitch. 237 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,279 All right, buddy, now explain to me how exactly... 238 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,982 we're gonna calculate the totals. Oh, it's easy, dude. 239 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,785 You pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, right? 240 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,720 And I count how much gas is going into the car. 241 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,855 All right, let me-- Let me just stop you right there. 242 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:34,325 How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid? 243 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,061 Uh, I know how to count, dude. I'm not-- 244 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,929 Okay, you do it. You do it, Mac. Because I can't speak to him. 245 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,199 Well, say free market 101-- You gotta have customers to have a working business, right? 246 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:47,072 So we gotta attract attention. I for one suggest me blowing fireballs to get that attention. 247 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,274 Fireball-- Where is that coming from? No. 248 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,943 We're not blowing fireballs around 10 containers of-- 249 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,111 People will see it from the street. 250 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,179 We have 10 containers of gasoline. 251 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,081 The lighter, please. What the hell are you-- 252 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,348 Thank you, sir. Let me please reiterate-- 253 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,817 He understands. my strong opposition-- 254 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,385 Trust me, Dennis. I know what I'm doing. to this idea. 255 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,788 This is really unsafe, dude. Do not blow that fireball. 256 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,924 Whoa! 257 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,959 Wow. Okay, wow. 258 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,128 I take back everything I just said. That was amazing. Oh, dude. 259 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,796 I'm doing one of those, baby. I can do it bigger. 260 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:12,964 You can do it bigger? No, Charlie. Let me do it. 261 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,934 Make sure it's bigger. If you're gonna do it, make sure you-- Wait. 262 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,835 Aaah! Whoa. 263 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,937 Oh, goddamn it. Whoo! 264 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,872 You burned my head. [ Laughing ] 265 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:21,940 Oh, I think I burned him. Really? 266 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,410 Ow! Ow! Jesus Christ. Easy, camper. Easy, camper. 267 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,779 Relax. You're gonna feel better. How can I relax? 268 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,280 Just stop. Just stop. Okay. 269 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,016 Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape? 270 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,820 Not really. New plan. We're going to a hospital. 271 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:36,821 Oh, whoa. Actually, bro, you know what? 272 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,523 I think we're gonna be done with your plans for a little while. 273 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,425 Because the system you set up-- It ain't working. 274 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,128 So I got a new system. Me-- Both the brains and the looks. 275 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,965 Charlie, you're still gonna be the wild card, 'cause that fireball you blew was badass. 276 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,933 It was great, right? You just kinda got in the way. Yeah. 277 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,337 Mac, check this out though. You're gonna be the muscle. No. I-- 278 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,240 I think we gotta stick to the paradigm that we've set up-- 279 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,841 The A-Team, Scooby-Doo-- No, no, no. 280 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:00,111 Your "paragon" is failing us, man. It's a "paradigm," but yeah. 281 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,880 - It wasn't working. - It's not working. 282 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,816 What happened was we confused your bossiness with braininess, 283 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,484 and those two are very different things. Mm-hmm. 284 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,586 That is what happened. So check it out though, man. 285 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,356 I got a new plan. This is what we're gonna do. Yeah. 286 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,991 Yeah. We're gonna steal Frank's rape van-- Mm-hmm. 287 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,361 because driving around with all that gasoline is ruining the interior of my car. 288 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,929 And I just-- I won't have it. No. 289 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,265 Then we're gonna take that van and we're gonna offer people... 290 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,333 something that gas stations just can't offer 'em. 291 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:26,571 What? Gasoline directly to their doorsteps. 292 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,139 Door-to-door gasoline salesmen. 293 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,109 Oh, my God. That's amazing. That's a brilliant plan, right? 294 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,144 Brains, looks, brains. Whatever, fine. Then I'll be the muscle. 295 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,046 I'll muscle these pricks into buying the gas and-- Ooh. 296 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:39,250 Actually, why don't you muscle your way back by the van because you look like a burned-up freak. 297 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,352 You know what? A look is gonna be a big part of this. 298 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:45,290 - I'm gonna get some disguises. - Why would we need disguises, Charlie? 299 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,091 So people don't know who we are, you know? 300 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:51,496 - They already don't know. - You're not letting the wild card do his thing. 301 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:56,067 - Is there any reason behind what you're doing? - Wild card. 302 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,070 [ Man On TV ] Stewart's up on his second shot on the fairway. 303 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:03,541 Hole 15. I'd say it's about 195 yards. 304 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,110 He has a seven iron. 305 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:07,979 [ Sharp Smack ] 306 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,849 I mean, how has he been sitting there watching golf for three hours? 307 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:14,352 I don't know. I don't know. [ Man ] Is that a baby monitor? 308 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,987 Oh! Shit. Cut it off. 309 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,456 Goddamn it. Now he's suspicious of us. Oh, no. 310 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,124 Oh, no. You are such a bad hider. 311 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,492 I'm a bad hider? You never could hide. 312 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:25,029 It was hard to-- I bet you still hide your money in your sock drawer. 313 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,699 [ Scoffs ] My sock drawer? 314 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,500 Yeah. Come on. That would be stupid. 315 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,568 Yeah, you do. You're lying to me. 316 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,970 Just shut up. I'm not lying to you. 317 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,638 I'm getting outta here. This is a setup. Will you relax? 318 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,473 You're setting me up, and I'm getting the hell out. 319 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,977 Frank, get back here. You're not gonna do this to me, girl. 320 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,546 I understand what's goin' on. Come back, Frank. Goddamn it. 321 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,581 - Okay, they're on the move. - I know what's going on. 322 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,183 You think I was born yesterday? Hey, you son of a bitch. 323 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,952 Okay, go. Go, Mac. Go. Go. [ Dee ] What are you talking about? 324 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:52,223 Don't lie to me. I have my ways of finding out things. You'll be sor-- 325 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:57,962 Oh, my God. Is that a Muslim guy? He's getting in my van. 326 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,465 [ Tires Squealing ] 327 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,368 - Oh, shit! - [ Groans ] 328 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,371 [ Car Alarm Blaring ] 329 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:11,109 - Man, what-- Dude, seriously? - Hey. 330 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,347 No. No. No. 331 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,227 [ Dennis ] All right, well, just let me do the talking, okay? 332 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,995 You gotta at least talk with a Southern accent. 333 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,263 I'm not gonna talk in a Southern accent. 334 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,032 It's bad enough that you wore this stupid disguise. 335 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,266 But we're oilmen. We would have Southern accents. 336 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,237 - We don't need bolo ties and stupid hats. - Yes, we do. She's gonna-- 337 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:39,671 Hello, ma'am. 338 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,006 Oh, what a lovely house dress. [ Exaggerated Southern Accent ] Yeah. 339 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:46,377 Well, you're looking all sorts of good. Now, you seem like... 340 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,414 a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady, 341 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,582 so we're not gonna waste your time today. Nah. 342 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,052 We're just a couple oilmen in from Dallas, 343 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:59,390 and, well, we're itching like a hound to give you something you want. 344 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,661 What my-- [ Clears Throat ] associate is trying to say... 345 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,031 is that we're here to offer your community a much-needed service-- 346 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,200 Hells, yeah. We want to fill you up, 347 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,603 if'n you are so inclined as to let us. 348 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,238 Please let me do the talking. I got it. 349 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,608 Please let me-- Now we ain't gonna take no for an answer now, you hear? 350 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:22,447 Okay? So don't be making me sic my associate on you here, all right? 351 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,451 [ Laughs ] He don't take kindly to "no." 352 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,088 So can I fill you up or what? 353 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,758 Yeah. You'd best get to stepping because Johnny Law's a-coming. 354 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,127 Yeah. You might want to start driving because she called the cops on us. 355 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,998 Why is he talking like that? Well, wild card over here decided to lose his mind. 356 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,367 I say, I say, that's just damn preposterous, boy. 357 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,701 Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn. 358 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,238 All right, guys, I think it's time we cut our losses and go back to the original plan. 359 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,607 - Ah, the generator. - No, not the generator. 360 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,609 Storing the gas in Paddy's. All right. 361 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,379 It's too soon to sell this gas anyway. Just shut the door. 362 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,215 Go, go, go, go. Okay, okay, okay. 363 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,018 [ Tires Squealing ] 364 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,719 All right, admit it. 365 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,221 That Muslim guy was gonna rub me out. 366 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,591 And that's when you jumped out of the van after I got out. 367 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,226 Admit it. Come on. [ Gasps ] 368 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,262 Oh, my God. I don't know what you're talking about. 369 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,264 Oh, don't lie to me. No! Okay! 370 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,766 Admit it! Okay! Okay, I admit it. 371 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,768 What do you admit? I admit anything you want to hear. 372 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,104 Now you admit that Bruce Mathis is a terrorist? He's a terrorist. 373 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,507 And that you are working for him. Yes. I work for him. 374 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,410 We get our information from the top. The top cave. 375 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,646 Don't bullshit me. That's all I got to say. 376 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,781 Oh, hey. 377 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,216 I like what I'm seeing here, Frank. Bring me up to speed. 378 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:36,354 I'm waterboarding your sister because she's escalating the plot to kill us. 379 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,157 - Dennis, help me. - Why the hell would I help you, Dee? 380 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,826 - You're still plotting to kill me? - No. Help! 381 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,561 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 382 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,430 Yeah, shut up. Tell me what's going on. 383 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,066 Hey, Frank, by the way, we borrowed that pathetic rape van of yours. 384 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,101 You gotta get that gas pedal fixed, man. [ Gasping ] 385 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,370 Mac rammed into some dude's car, like, five times. 386 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,205 It was amazing. You guys took the van? 387 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,741 I thought it was some Muslim guy. No, not really. 388 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,812 Whoa! What is going on in here? Well, Frank's waterboarding Dee. 389 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,380 You guys? You took the van? 390 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,350 Well, hell, yeah. Oh, my God. I just realized something. 391 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,820 Frank is the muscle. 392 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:09,554 What? 393 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,090 The reason that shit hasn't been working out for us... 394 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,459 is because we are not working with our full crew. 395 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:20,798 I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card and Frank is the muscle. 396 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,534 Well, what's Dee? She's the useless chick. 397 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,969 Ahh!Ahh! Yeah. 398 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,737 Yeah.Yeah. You see? We complete it. 399 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,606 We all complete the team. 400 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,176 Now if we stick together, guys, we can do anything. 401 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,377 Now-- question. 402 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,646 Frank, does that waterboard really work? 403 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,482 [ Laughs ] You bet your ass. 404 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,517 I got Dee to admit to things she never did. 405 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,220 Well, then it works. Ha, ha! All right. 406 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,523 Then, gentlemen, I got a new plan. 407 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:50,828 ♪♪ [ Ghostbusters Theme ] [ Tires Squeal ] 408 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,165 Okay, now, once we get to Bruce's, we slip in and we grab him. 409 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,701 Shouldn't you guys have gotten these barrels out of the van before we got in? 410 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,704 They're really heavy, Dee. We've already had to do it, like, a million times. 411 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,805 Where did you get the money for this gas? 412 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,607 Dee, will you shut up and let me continue? 413 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,675 Frank, when we get to the bar, you waterboard the shit... 414 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,811 - out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem. 415 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,679 Now, Dennis, you take that confession to the police, 416 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,649 use your charm and good looks, and get that reward money. 417 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,483 Done and done. 418 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,518 Okay. Dee, you continue to be useless. 419 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,920 Charlie and I will use that reward money to pay off our electricity bill. 420 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:19,790 Then we'll probably buy some more gasoline because I feel like that's a great plan. 421 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,259 - [ Pumping ] - Wait. 422 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,694 Brakes don't-- Brakes don't work. The gas pedal-- 423 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,363 - No. I'm saying-- No. The brakes-- - Wiggle the gas pedal. 424 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,733 - Guys, why aren't the brakes working? - Because I cut the brakes. 425 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,937 Wild card, bitches! Yee-haw. 426 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,639 What? Holy shit. 427 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,674 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. 428 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,509 Jesus Christ, guys. I can't stop this van. 429 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,612 Seriously? Abort. Abort. Abort! 430 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,246 Go! 431 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,582 [ Man On TV ] Mastersfield steps up to the tee, 432 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,684 eight strokes behind the leader. 433 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,854 Hole number 17, 338 yards, dogleg left-- 434 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,689 [ Explosion ] Aaah! 435 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,760 [ Groaning ] [ Car Alarms Blaring ] 436 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,632 [ Car Alarms Continue ] 437 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,936 Oh, goddamn it. What the hell, man? 438 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,739 [ Frank ] Aw, my van. 439 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,277 Why is someone trying to ruin my life? 440 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,379 I didn't do anything to anybody, man. 441 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,415 I love that car. That, uh-- 442 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,651 I love that car, man. That's not Bruce, is it? 443 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,655 - Nope. - [ Moaning ] 444 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,425 [ Man ] ♪ When there's something strange ♪ 445 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,393 ♪ In your neighborhood ♪ 446 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,731 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ ♪ Ghostbusters ♪ 447 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,800 ♪ If there's something weird ♪ 448 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,501 ♪ And it don't look good ♪ 449 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,973 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ ♪ Ghostbusters ♪♪ 450 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:45,543 ♪♪ [ Synthesizer Plays ] 451 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,649 I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. 452 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,657 I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. 453 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:06,631 [ Voices Speaking Backwards ]